1 00:00:02,930 --> 00:00:05,349 George Michael was playing a game of lie tag 2 00:00:05,391 --> 00:00:07,351 - with his father. - Wait, I bet we're sitting 3 00:00:07,393 --> 00:00:09,186 in the exact same traffic. 4 00:00:09,228 --> 00:00:11,688 God, I just hope there are no kids on that plane. 5 00:00:11,730 --> 00:00:13,316 500 bucks they find a dead kid... 6 00:00:13,357 --> 00:00:15,692 Currently each claimed to be stuck in traffic 7 00:00:15,734 --> 00:00:18,613 behind a light aircraft that had landed on the 605. 8 00:00:18,653 --> 00:00:21,031 Loving that kid too much and letting him fly the plane. 9 00:00:21,073 --> 00:00:22,658 And... and you know what? One more thing. 10 00:00:22,699 --> 00:00:24,743 I think I accidentally had the phone flipped around. 11 00:00:24,785 --> 00:00:27,497 I recorded my face the whole time, you know? 12 00:00:27,538 --> 00:00:29,081 Smartphone, stupid man. 13 00:00:29,123 --> 00:00:30,958 Pal, why don't you loop around and film this thing. 14 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,418 Someone's got to tell the story. 15 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,669 Michael hung up feeling confident 16 00:00:34,711 --> 00:00:36,172 he'd had the last word. 17 00:00:36,213 --> 00:00:38,633 Kidding me? 18 00:00:38,673 --> 00:00:40,384 Missed you again, damn. 19 00:00:40,426 --> 00:00:42,386 But, you know, I got out of my car here, 20 00:00:42,428 --> 00:00:44,472 and I'm, uh, standing here now with a paramedic 21 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:45,722 named Tim Ridge... Ridgley... 22 00:00:45,764 --> 00:00:47,266 Can I record some video over there? 23 00:00:47,308 --> 00:00:49,018 - No cameras allowed. - No camera... 24 00:00:49,059 --> 00:00:50,811 They're being real tight-assed about this camera thing. 25 00:00:50,853 --> 00:00:52,522 But George Michael was proving more adept at lying 26 00:00:52,563 --> 00:00:53,981 than anyone suspected. 27 00:00:54,023 --> 00:00:55,483 Getting back in my car now. 28 00:00:55,525 --> 00:00:57,193 You know, thank God we weren't on that plane. 29 00:00:57,234 --> 00:00:59,654 Which would come in handy with a woman 30 00:00:59,695 --> 00:01:03,032 who only knew him as George Maharis. 31 00:01:05,117 --> 00:01:06,160 - Hey. - Hey. 32 00:01:06,202 --> 00:01:08,704 Hey, sorry, that was my dad. 33 00:01:08,745 --> 00:01:10,665 He can be kind of hard to get off the phone sometimes. 34 00:01:10,706 --> 00:01:12,708 Tell me about it. At least he wasn't drunk 35 00:01:12,749 --> 00:01:16,420 and bitching about Don Ameche not knowing his lines inCocoon. 36 00:01:16,462 --> 00:01:18,047 He... he's actually great. 37 00:01:18,088 --> 00:01:20,383 If anything, I've been kind of a lousy son lately, 38 00:01:20,424 --> 00:01:22,593 but, you know, it's just... I mean, at some point, 39 00:01:22,635 --> 00:01:24,387 I've got to start living my life. 40 00:01:24,428 --> 00:01:26,721 No, I know. I mean, my dad is the nicest guy in the world, 41 00:01:26,763 --> 00:01:28,516 but he just doesn't get it. 42 00:01:28,558 --> 00:01:30,017 I have to live my life my way. 43 00:01:30,059 --> 00:01:31,726 It's like he's always checking up on me. 44 00:01:31,768 --> 00:01:33,270 - Does yours do that? - Yeah, no, once in a while. 45 00:01:33,312 --> 00:01:34,729 You want to go in here? 46 00:01:34,771 --> 00:01:37,024 Yeah, okay. 47 00:01:38,484 --> 00:01:40,194 Ron. Hey. 48 00:01:40,236 --> 00:01:42,530 No, no, it's Michael. Michael Bluth... 49 00:01:42,572 --> 00:01:44,865 doing the film about my family and... 50 00:01:44,907 --> 00:01:46,867 Yeah, when are we gonna get your kid's signature though? 51 00:01:46,909 --> 00:01:48,244 I'm working on it. - Oh. 52 00:01:48,285 --> 00:01:49,620 - And I... I got a hold of him. - Oh, oh. 53 00:01:49,662 --> 00:01:51,038 And we're gonna meet here tonight, 54 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:52,540 but I think that he's blowing me off. 55 00:01:52,582 --> 00:01:54,584 Well, yeah, kids will be kids, right? 56 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,293 Well, you know, a month ago, 57 00:01:56,335 --> 00:01:58,212 I would've told you that he and I were exactly the same, 58 00:01:58,254 --> 00:01:59,380 that we were twins, you know? 59 00:01:59,422 --> 00:02:01,424 But now, I wouldn't even think of 60 00:02:01,465 --> 00:02:03,175 my son as my brother. 61 00:02:03,217 --> 00:02:05,052 Although, in fairness, 62 00:02:05,094 --> 00:02:09,098 this is something a Bluth brother would do. 63 00:02:09,139 --> 00:02:10,766 Now the story of a family 64 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:13,310 whose future was abruptly cancelled 65 00:02:13,352 --> 00:02:15,646 and the one son who had no choice 66 00:02:15,688 --> 00:02:17,940 but to keep himself together. 67 00:02:21,193 --> 00:02:24,821 It's George Michael's Arrested Development. 68 00:02:26,741 --> 00:02:29,785 George Michael was a new man. 69 00:02:29,826 --> 00:02:31,662 He had finally cast off the shackles 70 00:02:31,704 --> 00:02:34,373 - of his cautious persona, Come on, man, throw it. 71 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:38,168 And he was ready to play with the big boys. 72 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:39,420 - Okay, I'm good! - You all right? 73 00:02:39,462 --> 00:02:40,463 That's it for me. 74 00:02:40,504 --> 00:02:41,547 You guys keep playing. 75 00:02:42,839 --> 00:02:45,551 Oh, too funny. 76 00:02:45,593 --> 00:02:47,094 Oh! 77 00:02:47,136 --> 00:02:49,221 But later, at the student health center, 78 00:02:49,263 --> 00:02:52,683 he was reminded of the man who'd always supported him... 79 00:02:52,725 --> 00:02:54,809 Who would you like us to call in case of an emergency? 80 00:02:54,851 --> 00:02:57,688 And who he'd now twice hurt. 81 00:02:57,730 --> 00:02:59,440 My dad. 82 00:02:59,482 --> 00:03:02,526 And that night, Michael, trying to impress Rebel 83 00:03:02,568 --> 00:03:04,987 by being a down-to-earth rich guy... 84 00:03:05,028 --> 00:03:07,114 although by doing so, he was neither... 85 00:03:07,156 --> 00:03:09,199 Beverly Hills billionaires who can't go two minutes 86 00:03:09,241 --> 00:03:11,118 - without putting his phone... - Got this call. 87 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:12,703 I got to take this. Hold on one second. Hello. 88 00:03:12,745 --> 00:03:14,079 Hey, George Michael. 89 00:03:14,121 --> 00:03:15,914 You stuck in traffic, pal? 90 00:03:15,956 --> 00:03:18,083 You know, I just feel terrible that we couldn't get together 91 00:03:18,125 --> 00:03:19,918 the other night, and, uh, I miss you, you know. 92 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,629 But I'm free all night if... 93 00:03:21,671 --> 00:03:24,674 But Michael hadn't forgiven George Michael. 94 00:03:24,715 --> 00:03:26,634 People in politics involved and I just... 95 00:03:26,676 --> 00:03:28,594 You know, I can't get away this time. 96 00:03:28,636 --> 00:03:33,683 It seemed the two men were growing less alike every day. 97 00:03:33,724 --> 00:03:36,226 And although George Michael felt guilty, 98 00:03:36,268 --> 00:03:38,061 - George Maharis was already - Oh, God, I've got to get this. 99 00:03:38,103 --> 00:03:40,773 Planning his evening with, as it turned out, 100 00:03:40,815 --> 00:03:45,235 someone who had also just been put off by his father. 101 00:03:45,277 --> 00:03:47,363 Hi, Rebel, it's George Mi... haris. 102 00:03:47,404 --> 00:03:50,073 My night just freed up, and I was wondering if you wanted... 103 00:03:50,115 --> 00:03:52,034 I thought you were having dinner with your dad. 104 00:03:52,075 --> 00:03:54,787 Well, you know older guys... the night ends for them at 8:00. 105 00:03:54,829 --> 00:03:57,039 I think I could use a break from the old guys. 106 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,791 And I've already got some birth control in me 107 00:03:58,833 --> 00:04:00,042 that I paid for myself, 108 00:04:00,083 --> 00:04:02,169 and I'd hate to let it go to waste. 109 00:04:02,211 --> 00:04:03,754 Well, that's perfect, 110 00:04:03,796 --> 00:04:06,632 because I'm not quite ready to have children. 111 00:04:08,050 --> 00:04:10,344 So, as he straightened up his room, 112 00:04:10,386 --> 00:04:11,595 he got this call. 113 00:04:11,637 --> 00:04:13,430 - Hey, Dad. - George Michael, hey. 114 00:04:13,472 --> 00:04:14,765 Got out of it. 115 00:04:14,807 --> 00:04:17,142 I just... I made a ton of people angry, 116 00:04:17,184 --> 00:04:19,102 but you know what I always say: family... 117 00:04:19,144 --> 00:04:22,105 Well, aw, gosh, you know, I really wanted to, uh, do that, 118 00:04:22,147 --> 00:04:24,941 but I just had this work thing come up. 119 00:04:24,983 --> 00:04:26,443 And, uh, it's like you always say: 120 00:04:26,485 --> 00:04:28,612 family first, unless there's a work thing, 121 00:04:28,654 --> 00:04:30,614 and then work first. 122 00:04:30,656 --> 00:04:32,616 I have said that, too. 123 00:04:32,658 --> 00:04:35,118 - Uh, so another time. - Okay. 124 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,788 But he had another problem he had to deal with. 125 00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:39,874 - P-Hound. - Hey, George Michael. 126 00:04:39,915 --> 00:04:41,458 - Hey. - Look, I got us a peace pizza. 127 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:42,668 Oh, that's great... hey, you've got to go. 128 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:44,211 What did you do with my stuff? 129 00:04:44,253 --> 00:04:45,962 - I've just got a girl coming over and... - Maeby? 130 00:04:46,004 --> 00:04:47,757 It's not Maeby, no. But, um, could you please leave? 131 00:04:47,798 --> 00:04:49,508 Okay, first you "F" me with Fakeblock, 132 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,134 and then you're gonna kick me out 133 00:04:51,176 --> 00:04:52,636 when you have a hottie coming over? 134 00:04:52,678 --> 00:04:54,012 - I have roommate rights. - Well, you know what? 135 00:04:54,054 --> 00:04:56,056 You voided your rights when you took 136 00:04:56,098 --> 00:04:57,725 this picture of Maeby brushing her teeth. 137 00:04:57,767 --> 00:04:59,643 - Not against the rules. - Still a little weird, 138 00:04:59,685 --> 00:05:00,811 - don't you think? - But not against the rules. 139 00:05:00,853 --> 00:05:01,854 - Well... - You know what? 140 00:05:01,896 --> 00:05:03,606 This is no longer a peace pizza. 141 00:05:03,647 --> 00:05:05,148 - That is a war pizza. - Okay, that's fine. 142 00:05:05,190 --> 00:05:07,025 Do you want to take it back or...? 143 00:05:07,067 --> 00:05:09,403 No, I already ate. Th... that's for you. 144 00:05:09,445 --> 00:05:10,987 - Oh, thank you. - You're welcome. 145 00:05:11,029 --> 00:05:12,782 Enjoy your war pizza! 146 00:05:12,823 --> 00:05:16,243 The pizza hadn't even cooled before Rebel arrived. 147 00:05:16,285 --> 00:05:18,495 - Hi. - Hey. 148 00:05:18,537 --> 00:05:20,163 Oh, so this is a dorm. 149 00:05:20,205 --> 00:05:21,373 This is a dorm. 150 00:05:21,415 --> 00:05:24,543 Well, I suppose anything goes in a dorm. 151 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:27,504 You got that right. 152 00:05:27,546 --> 00:05:29,924 Although, we should probably go inside, 153 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:31,300 because they don't like us 154 00:05:31,341 --> 00:05:32,676 hanging out in the hallways, actually. 155 00:05:32,718 --> 00:05:34,887 - Oh. - Yeah. 156 00:05:37,598 --> 00:05:40,851 George Michael had just officially gotten over Maeby. 157 00:05:40,893 --> 00:05:43,395 Thanks for, uh, keeping it down for my R.A. 158 00:05:43,437 --> 00:05:45,105 You were keeping it down, right? 159 00:05:45,147 --> 00:05:47,441 You know what really impresses me about you? 160 00:05:47,483 --> 00:05:49,318 How little you try to impress me. 161 00:05:49,359 --> 00:05:52,362 Well, I aim to not please. 162 00:05:52,404 --> 00:05:55,908 I just came from a dinner with this right-wing politician 163 00:05:55,950 --> 00:05:57,868 and his date, who was an actual hooker. 164 00:05:57,910 --> 00:06:00,287 Oh, my God, they sound like terrible people. 165 00:06:00,329 --> 00:06:02,122 - Oh, they were. - Huh. 166 00:06:02,164 --> 00:06:04,416 So, wait, is this where you conceived Fakeblock? 167 00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:06,543 It was George Michael's first chance 168 00:06:06,585 --> 00:06:10,004 to truly be unpretentious and undo the big lie. 169 00:06:10,046 --> 00:06:12,048 On the other hand, she thought 170 00:06:12,090 --> 00:06:14,593 he was an unpretentious software genius. 171 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:18,764 If she were to learn that he was merely a wood block player 172 00:06:18,806 --> 00:06:21,433 with a heightened ability to track the passage of time, 173 00:06:21,475 --> 00:06:22,977 perhaps she would rightly feel 174 00:06:23,017 --> 00:06:25,813 lack of pretention should be a given. 175 00:06:25,855 --> 00:06:29,984 It was after second 23 that he said... 176 00:06:30,066 --> 00:06:32,987 24. Yes, it was, uh, right in here. 177 00:06:33,027 --> 00:06:34,613 - Wow. - Yeah. 178 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:36,699 This is like making love with the Wright brothers 179 00:06:36,740 --> 00:06:38,408 in their bicycle shop. 180 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:40,327 I'm sure she just meant one of them. 181 00:06:40,369 --> 00:06:42,412 Hey, how about her knowing they had a bicycle shop? 182 00:06:42,454 --> 00:06:44,164 Just a little token... 183 00:06:44,206 --> 00:06:46,583 The next morning, he walked her to her car. 184 00:06:46,625 --> 00:06:49,879 Listen, I got to go shoot a PSA. 185 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:51,296 I'll text you from the car. 186 00:06:51,338 --> 00:06:53,215 Oh, no, don't... don't do... 187 00:06:53,256 --> 00:06:54,758 - Action. - Tweet and drive. 188 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:57,135 Yeah, that was good, but it's "text." 189 00:06:57,177 --> 00:06:58,888 And we need the word "don't." 190 00:06:58,929 --> 00:07:00,890 And upon returning to his dorm, 191 00:07:00,931 --> 00:07:04,434 he discovered that P-Hound had officially filed a grievance 192 00:07:04,476 --> 00:07:05,978 with the student housing office. 193 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:08,355 So P-Hound claims that George Michael... 194 00:07:08,397 --> 00:07:10,440 Make a note of that; that's one person. 195 00:07:10,482 --> 00:07:11,525 Oh, I know, I know. 196 00:07:11,567 --> 00:07:13,109 Messed with his stuff 197 00:07:13,151 --> 00:07:15,070 and stole some software thing? 198 00:07:15,111 --> 00:07:17,072 Yeah, and, uh, George Michael claims 199 00:07:17,113 --> 00:07:18,949 that nobody can live with P-Hound. 200 00:07:18,991 --> 00:07:20,743 Somebody's got to go. 201 00:07:20,784 --> 00:07:22,077 O... okay, it's time for a vote. 202 00:07:22,118 --> 00:07:23,746 We'll each get one vote. 203 00:07:23,787 --> 00:07:25,622 Oh, well, that doesn't really seem fair, 204 00:07:25,664 --> 00:07:27,416 because you guys are obviously gonna vote for the same person. 205 00:07:27,457 --> 00:07:30,002 Oh, right, yeah, 'cause, uh, we're twins, 206 00:07:30,044 --> 00:07:32,379 and, uh, we have no sense of ourselves as individuals. 207 00:07:32,421 --> 00:07:33,380 That's right. 208 00:07:33,422 --> 00:07:34,548 Fine. 209 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:36,425 We'll each get a half vote. 210 00:07:36,466 --> 00:07:38,510 And the four men cast their three votes. 211 00:07:38,552 --> 00:07:40,345 It's a tie. 212 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:42,806 Uh, one and a half to one and a half. 213 00:07:42,848 --> 00:07:44,725 The twins were proud to show that they 214 00:07:44,767 --> 00:07:46,226 voted differently from one another. 215 00:07:46,268 --> 00:07:49,312 Eh, we're gonna need a tiebreaker, ugly. 216 00:07:49,354 --> 00:07:51,481 Fortunately, they were able to bring in 217 00:07:51,523 --> 00:07:52,942 two more half voters... 218 00:07:52,983 --> 00:07:55,069 - It's a tie. Two to two. - ... who also proved 219 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:56,820 they were capable of having opposite opinions. 220 00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,530 Double tie! 221 00:07:58,572 --> 00:08:00,198 - Yeah! Whoo! - Yeah! Whoo! 222 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:02,242 To break the tie, more members of twin club 223 00:08:02,284 --> 00:08:03,535 joined the electorate... 224 00:08:03,577 --> 00:08:05,537 a quadruple tie! 225 00:08:05,579 --> 00:08:07,247 Which also jammed up the works. 226 00:08:07,289 --> 00:08:09,666 - Yeah! - Yeah! Go, yeah. 227 00:08:09,708 --> 00:08:12,335 Maybe we should just bring in a single person now. 228 00:08:12,377 --> 00:08:15,213 Uh, you mean like n... not a twin? 229 00:08:15,255 --> 00:08:16,632 Yeah, just to speed things along a little. 230 00:08:16,673 --> 00:08:18,383 And perhaps it was that comment... 231 00:08:18,425 --> 00:08:20,052 I guess one head's better than two, huh? Twin hater. 232 00:08:20,094 --> 00:08:21,762 We've been dealing with "twincists" like you 233 00:08:21,804 --> 00:08:24,014 all our lives. 234 00:08:24,056 --> 00:08:26,892 That united the voting body into a greater cause than 235 00:08:26,934 --> 00:08:28,226 expressing their individuality. 236 00:08:28,268 --> 00:08:30,395 And with the exception 237 00:08:30,437 --> 00:08:31,814 of George Michael's vote... 238 00:08:31,855 --> 00:08:33,273 P-Hound. 239 00:08:33,315 --> 00:08:36,652 George Michael. George Michael. George Michael. 240 00:08:36,693 --> 00:08:37,820 George Michael. George Michael. 241 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:40,196 - ... and one other curiosity... - George Michael. 242 00:08:40,238 --> 00:08:42,491 Bender fromFuturama. 243 00:08:42,532 --> 00:08:44,076 I almost wrote that. 244 00:08:44,118 --> 00:08:45,368 it was a George Michael blitz. 245 00:08:45,410 --> 00:08:47,162 George Michael and... 246 00:08:47,203 --> 00:08:50,248 oh, a half vote for "George Michael the twincist." 247 00:08:50,290 --> 00:08:52,292 See you later, twin hater. 248 00:08:52,334 --> 00:08:53,669 - No, I'm not... - Uh, uh. 249 00:08:53,710 --> 00:08:55,963 Shh. Go. 250 00:08:56,005 --> 00:08:58,381 And now wishing he'd actually packed the bag 251 00:08:58,423 --> 00:09:00,843 - I... Shh. - George Michael aimlessly 252 00:09:00,884 --> 00:09:02,886 headed out onto the campus where, as fate would have it, 253 00:09:02,928 --> 00:09:05,347 - Oh! - He ran into his beeping uncle. 254 00:09:05,388 --> 00:09:06,723 What are you doing here? 255 00:09:06,765 --> 00:09:08,475 I was in the neighborhood. 256 00:09:08,517 --> 00:09:10,936 I happened to remember how much you love bologna. 257 00:09:10,978 --> 00:09:12,896 - Huh? - So, yeah, I just... I found this great shop-rite 258 00:09:12,938 --> 00:09:14,648 and I just thought, you know who's got to have 259 00:09:14,690 --> 00:09:16,817 a taste of this, is young George Michael. 260 00:09:16,859 --> 00:09:18,652 He didn't think George Michael liked bologna. 261 00:09:18,694 --> 00:09:20,487 I know how you love bologna. 262 00:09:20,529 --> 00:09:23,281 He was trying to correct a bad impression he felt 263 00:09:23,323 --> 00:09:25,951 he might have made with his nephew a few nights earlier. 264 00:09:25,993 --> 00:09:27,036 We're good. 265 00:09:27,077 --> 00:09:28,704 My God, Uncle Gob, what is this? 266 00:09:28,745 --> 00:09:29,913 Can't lie to you, George Michael, 267 00:09:29,955 --> 00:09:31,206 it's a forget-me-now. 268 00:09:31,247 --> 00:09:34,168 I wanted you to forget what happened 269 00:09:34,209 --> 00:09:36,670 at that magic club; I was embarrassed. 270 00:09:36,712 --> 00:09:40,465 If you don't want me to tell anyone about it, I won't. 271 00:09:40,507 --> 00:09:41,633 I'm such a fool. 272 00:09:41,675 --> 00:09:43,802 I go to those things too quickly. 273 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:45,637 Really, it's just the age we live in, isn't it? 274 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:48,140 Take a pill to forget your problems. 275 00:09:48,182 --> 00:09:49,933 Take a pill to go to sleep. 276 00:09:49,975 --> 00:09:52,144 And take a pill to forget your problems. 277 00:09:52,186 --> 00:09:53,729 Need an erection, take a pill. 278 00:09:53,770 --> 00:09:55,397 Need to forget your problems, take a pill. 279 00:09:55,438 --> 00:09:57,607 Take a pill and your problems are forgotten. 280 00:09:57,649 --> 00:09:58,692 Just take a pill. 281 00:09:58,734 --> 00:09:59,818 What an age we live in. 282 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,028 It's great, isn't it? 283 00:10:01,070 --> 00:10:03,572 What's with the suitcase? 284 00:10:03,613 --> 00:10:05,574 I got kicked out of my dorm. 285 00:10:05,615 --> 00:10:08,368 That was a freebie. 286 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:09,995 You in the market to buy a house? 287 00:10:10,037 --> 00:10:11,496 It's a great time to buy. 288 00:10:11,538 --> 00:10:12,915 Oh, I don't want to buy a house. 289 00:10:12,956 --> 00:10:14,332 - I don't have that kind of money. - Money? 290 00:10:14,374 --> 00:10:15,625 Ninja please. 291 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,002 You don't need money. 292 00:10:17,044 --> 00:10:18,378 With that Fakeblock thing you got going 293 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:19,629 and your great credit rating, 294 00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:21,256 we can put you in a Bluth in no time. 295 00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:23,675 Frankly, it wasn't the kind of risk 296 00:10:23,717 --> 00:10:25,510 George Michael would take. 297 00:10:25,552 --> 00:10:28,346 But then Gob said something that changed his mind. 298 00:10:28,388 --> 00:10:30,140 Plus, it would make your dad proud. 299 00:10:30,182 --> 00:10:32,768 I know that he's still really disappointed about 300 00:10:32,809 --> 00:10:34,144 you, uh... 301 00:10:34,186 --> 00:10:35,437 What, that I blew him off? 302 00:10:35,478 --> 00:10:37,231 Blew him off. 303 00:10:37,272 --> 00:10:39,274 Boy, is he disappointed about that. 304 00:10:39,315 --> 00:10:40,525 I would love to say yes... 305 00:10:40,567 --> 00:10:41,484 Yes! There it is! 306 00:10:41,526 --> 00:10:43,653 I got my much vaunted yes! 307 00:10:43,695 --> 00:10:44,988 Gob felt good. 308 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:46,782 He would be able to prove 309 00:10:46,823 --> 00:10:50,077 to his brother that he could actually sell a house. 310 00:10:50,119 --> 00:10:52,370 George Michael felt good because he could prove 311 00:10:52,412 --> 00:10:54,748 to his father that he did indeed support him. 312 00:10:54,790 --> 00:10:57,834 And the residents of Sudden Valley felt good, 313 00:10:57,876 --> 00:11:00,545 because it turns out, the very young-looking man 314 00:11:00,587 --> 00:11:02,422 - who drove down their street - Hi. 315 00:11:02,464 --> 00:11:04,549 - That afternoon... - Oh, hello, young man. - Hi. 316 00:11:04,591 --> 00:11:06,093 How young are you? 317 00:11:06,135 --> 00:11:07,469 I'm good. How you doing? 318 00:11:07,510 --> 00:11:08,804 No, how young are you? 319 00:11:08,845 --> 00:11:10,931 Oh, I... I'm 22. 22 years... 320 00:11:10,973 --> 00:11:12,432 - ... was over 21, - 22? You look 16. 321 00:11:12,474 --> 00:11:13,934 And they wouldn't have to search 322 00:11:13,976 --> 00:11:15,644 for a home that was even more remote. 323 00:11:15,685 --> 00:11:19,606 He's 22! He's 22, but looks 16. 324 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:23,235 Sudden Valley residents 325 00:11:23,277 --> 00:11:25,279 wasted no time in welcoming George Michael 326 00:11:25,319 --> 00:11:26,696 - Just wanted to welcome you - To the community 327 00:11:26,738 --> 00:11:28,448 - to the neighborhood. - Every chance they got. 328 00:11:28,490 --> 00:11:31,076 Thank you. Uh... Hi. Hello again. Welcome back. 329 00:11:31,118 --> 00:11:32,995 Hi. Hi. 330 00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:34,788 Oh, it's so nice. Wow. 331 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:36,248 Like it's my birthday. 332 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:38,000 It's like it's everyone's birthday. 333 00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:39,375 Oh, this is... 334 00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:41,878 I wonder who this is from. 335 00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:44,047 - We said no clothes, Carlos. - Hat is not clothes. 336 00:11:44,089 --> 00:11:45,465 - A hat is clothes. - Gosh, I wish 337 00:11:45,507 --> 00:11:47,092 I had something to offer you guys. 338 00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:48,677 You know, here you are, guests in my home, 339 00:11:48,718 --> 00:11:50,386 and you've gotten me these beautiful gifts. 340 00:11:50,428 --> 00:11:53,347 You know, feels like it should be the other way around. 341 00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,185 Football! 342 00:11:56,226 --> 00:11:57,769 Hut, hut. 343 00:11:57,811 --> 00:11:59,104 Carlos... 344 00:11:59,146 --> 00:12:00,189 Carlos, you're on my team. 345 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:01,481 You're on my team. 346 00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:03,317 The play is dead. The play is dead. 347 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:05,277 The ball touched the ground. 348 00:12:05,319 --> 00:12:07,112 Come on. The play is dead. 349 00:12:07,154 --> 00:12:09,072 Carlos, man, we're on the same team. 350 00:12:09,114 --> 00:12:11,449 Guys, maybe-maybe we can't play skins versus skins. 351 00:12:11,491 --> 00:12:12,909 Tops versus bottoms? 352 00:12:12,951 --> 00:12:14,619 I got to bring my girlfriend up here. 353 00:12:14,661 --> 00:12:16,121 - She's gonna love it. - Let's throw her a party, 354 00:12:16,163 --> 00:12:18,248 Sudden Valley style. 355 00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:22,127 That actually sounds... Yeah, fun. 356 00:12:22,169 --> 00:12:25,255 And so George Michael was proud to invite Rebel 357 00:12:25,297 --> 00:12:29,301 to see how successful George Maharis had become 358 00:12:29,343 --> 00:12:31,594 and how many people were eager to be in his company. 359 00:12:31,636 --> 00:12:34,514 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. He was tickling me in there. 360 00:12:34,556 --> 00:12:36,892 - Hey, um, what... what is all this? - Hey. Just a little surprise. 361 00:12:36,933 --> 00:12:38,310 - You did this for me? - Yes. - But Rebel had 362 00:12:38,352 --> 00:12:40,312 - other concerns. - We need to talk. 363 00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:43,273 Ooh. 364 00:12:43,315 --> 00:12:44,482 This is it. 365 00:12:44,524 --> 00:12:46,151 This is the place. 366 00:12:46,193 --> 00:12:48,778 Hope you don't find it too pretentious. 367 00:12:48,820 --> 00:12:52,199 Well, what happened to the old anything goes in the dorm? 368 00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:53,491 Well, I got this place instead. 369 00:12:53,533 --> 00:12:55,077 You know, I guess I wanted to impress you. 370 00:12:55,118 --> 00:12:57,037 I'm gonna get some furniture, obviously. 371 00:12:57,079 --> 00:12:58,955 - Right. - The guys from home fill are coming this week. 372 00:12:58,997 --> 00:13:00,414 That's not the problem. 373 00:13:00,456 --> 00:13:02,292 No, that's not the problem. 374 00:13:03,168 --> 00:13:04,418 Wrong house, buddy. 375 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:05,587 No, this is my son, 376 00:13:05,628 --> 00:13:07,047 Lem Depardieu. 377 00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:08,548 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 378 00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:10,050 Jacqueline still in the car? 379 00:13:10,092 --> 00:13:11,551 Oh, you have a son? 380 00:13:11,593 --> 00:13:13,178 Yeah. 381 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,971 - Hey, Lem. How you doing? - Hi. 382 00:13:15,013 --> 00:13:16,348 I love kids. I'm great... You want a Twister? 383 00:13:16,390 --> 00:13:17,473 I was just given, like, four Twisters. 384 00:13:17,515 --> 00:13:19,059 - You should take one. - Wow. 385 00:13:19,101 --> 00:13:21,019 - Go on, take a Twister. - Oh. You know what, honey? 386 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,813 Do you want to give Mommy some alone time with her friend? 387 00:13:23,855 --> 00:13:26,358 Maybe he could go play in the pool. 388 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,360 - Yeah. - He'll be totally safe. There's like 100 guys out there. 389 00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:29,527 - Yay! - Make sure you wear your sunblock. 390 00:13:29,569 --> 00:13:30,904 In fact, it was the folks 391 00:13:30,946 --> 00:13:32,446 in the pool who were more at risk 392 00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:35,158 of being near Lem than he was of them. 393 00:13:41,331 --> 00:13:43,375 And perhaps that's what led Gob 394 00:13:43,417 --> 00:13:46,002 to having to take out another ad. 395 00:13:47,754 --> 00:13:49,214 Wow, what a great kid. 396 00:13:49,256 --> 00:13:50,632 You know, when I said I was 397 00:13:50,673 --> 00:13:52,259 not eager to have kids, 398 00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:54,386 but I think it's great that you have a son. 399 00:13:54,428 --> 00:13:56,138 You know, I have a spare room here 400 00:13:56,179 --> 00:13:57,555 that the two of you could stay in. 401 00:13:57,597 --> 00:13:58,974 Or maybe you could just stay in it. 402 00:13:59,015 --> 00:14:00,434 He doesn't live with me. 403 00:14:00,474 --> 00:14:02,436 He lives in France with his father. 404 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:05,063 He just visits March and April during French pilot season, 405 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:06,898 but that's what I'm talking about. 406 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:08,942 I just don't want to get that serious. 407 00:14:08,984 --> 00:14:10,860 Because you're seeing someone else? 408 00:14:10,902 --> 00:14:12,528 No. I mean, yes. 409 00:14:12,570 --> 00:14:14,156 I'm seeing someone else, but I don't want 410 00:14:14,197 --> 00:14:15,407 to get serious with him, either, 411 00:14:15,449 --> 00:14:16,992 and you're out telling people 412 00:14:17,033 --> 00:14:18,076 in the neighborhood 413 00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,411 that we're seeing each other. 414 00:14:19,453 --> 00:14:20,495 What happened to the guy 415 00:14:20,536 --> 00:14:21,871 who founded Fakeblock? 416 00:14:21,913 --> 00:14:23,248 The guy who keeps things anonymous? 417 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:24,624 I can do anonymous. 418 00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:26,084 You know, I'm all about staying anonymous. 419 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:28,003 That's Fakeblock's mission statement. 420 00:14:28,044 --> 00:14:30,339 And then you're asking Lem and me to move into this house, 421 00:14:30,380 --> 00:14:32,424 and it just, it seems all backwards. 422 00:14:33,925 --> 00:14:35,427 Sorry. 423 00:14:37,512 --> 00:14:39,597 Maybe it is backwards. 424 00:14:39,639 --> 00:14:42,434 George Michael shared his relationship problem 425 00:14:42,476 --> 00:14:44,769 with the one other woman 426 00:14:44,811 --> 00:14:46,688 he'd had a relationship problem with. 427 00:14:46,729 --> 00:14:48,315 Well, she's not really my girlfriend. 428 00:14:48,357 --> 00:14:50,400 I mean, I'm crazy about her, 429 00:14:50,442 --> 00:14:52,277 but she wants to keep things anonymous, 430 00:14:52,319 --> 00:14:54,237 - and I don't know how to do that. - Oh, that's ridiculous. 431 00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:55,989 - Right. - You haven't told her your real name yet, have you? 432 00:14:56,031 --> 00:14:57,407 What? No, no. 433 00:14:57,449 --> 00:14:59,284 No, she still thinks I'm George Maharis, 434 00:14:59,326 --> 00:15:01,995 but she's dating another guy, which is probably 435 00:15:02,037 --> 00:15:04,914 the whole reason she's always saying I'm moving too fast. 436 00:15:04,956 --> 00:15:06,833 I take things too seriously. 437 00:15:06,875 --> 00:15:09,461 I take things too serious. 438 00:15:09,503 --> 00:15:10,837 I take things too seriously. 439 00:15:10,879 --> 00:15:12,172 I need to note which one of those is correct, 440 00:15:12,214 --> 00:15:14,049 because I sound like a horse's ass 441 00:15:14,090 --> 00:15:15,967 when I alternate between the two of them. 442 00:15:16,009 --> 00:15:17,593 I need to get my together. 443 00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:19,804 - Yeah. - But the point is that I take things 444 00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:22,307 easily-breezily. 445 00:15:22,349 --> 00:15:24,226 Well, a real "serioush" woman 446 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:26,895 knows what she wants and moves quickly. 447 00:15:26,936 --> 00:15:29,105 "Serioush" is nothing. That's not a word. 448 00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:30,565 Are you ready to see your office? 449 00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:31,733 I have been; it's great. 450 00:15:31,774 --> 00:15:32,984 I like it a lot. It... 451 00:15:33,026 --> 00:15:34,944 I wonder if she's gonna think 452 00:15:34,986 --> 00:15:36,446 we've been a little lavish with money. 453 00:15:36,488 --> 00:15:37,739 You know, is it too much? 454 00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:38,781 But then to contradict myself, 455 00:15:38,823 --> 00:15:40,033 I do think at some point, 456 00:15:40,075 --> 00:15:41,868 it would be good to get a second chair 457 00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:43,412 just in case we have a guest, but I'm thinking big picture. 458 00:15:43,453 --> 00:15:44,620 Of course, that wasn't his office. 459 00:15:44,662 --> 00:15:46,581 This isn't your office. 460 00:15:46,622 --> 00:15:48,333 She's over here. 461 00:15:48,375 --> 00:15:51,211 And it was at his actual desk 462 00:15:51,253 --> 00:15:53,922 where he made his first major decision as CEO. 463 00:15:53,963 --> 00:15:57,467 Maeby, you're fired! 464 00:15:57,509 --> 00:15:58,760 And although Mort was prepared 465 00:15:58,801 --> 00:16:00,678 to be handed his walking papers, 466 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:02,722 there was nothing that could have prepared George Michael 467 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:06,393 for what Mort would leave on his desk. 468 00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:08,228 And so, later that day, Hey. Hey. 469 00:16:08,270 --> 00:16:10,439 It was a disgruntled Maeby that ran into Michael-Hey. 470 00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:12,982 As he was seeking a signature for his movie. 471 00:16:13,024 --> 00:16:15,651 I think movies are dead. Maybe it's a TV show. 472 00:16:15,693 --> 00:16:17,320 What? No. This girl that I'm dating, Rebel, 473 00:16:17,362 --> 00:16:19,697 she's gonna be in it, and she would never do TV. 474 00:16:19,739 --> 00:16:21,783 You're dating Rebel Alley? 475 00:16:21,824 --> 00:16:25,370 Yeah. I have a picture of us to prove it; I can't find it, 476 00:16:25,412 --> 00:16:26,996 - but yeah. - So... 477 00:16:27,038 --> 00:16:28,331 you're the other guy. 478 00:16:28,373 --> 00:16:29,832 You know her personally? 479 00:16:29,874 --> 00:16:31,293 Yes. I mean, 480 00:16:31,334 --> 00:16:33,211 that's how I know that you were dating her. 481 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,255 Do you know the other guy that she's dating? 482 00:16:35,297 --> 00:16:37,924 And that's when she saw an opportunity 483 00:16:37,966 --> 00:16:39,468 to get back at George Michael. 484 00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:41,470 No, no, but, um, 485 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:42,762 I know it's over. 486 00:16:42,804 --> 00:16:44,097 She is dumping him. 487 00:16:44,139 --> 00:16:45,390 She dumping him? 488 00:16:45,432 --> 00:16:47,142 Apparently, he was coming on too strong, 489 00:16:47,183 --> 00:16:48,768 taking it too seriously. 490 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:49,978 She hates that. 491 00:16:50,019 --> 00:16:51,354 - Is that what she said? - Yeah, 492 00:16:51,396 --> 00:16:52,481 that's what she told me. 493 00:16:52,522 --> 00:16:53,689 Just kills it for her. 494 00:16:53,731 --> 00:16:55,066 She wants it easily-breezily. 495 00:16:55,108 --> 00:16:58,570 Well, that's... informative. 496 00:16:58,612 --> 00:17:00,489 I owe you. Thank you. 497 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,697 No, you don't. 498 00:17:01,739 --> 00:17:03,116 Okay, wait, 499 00:17:03,158 --> 00:17:04,700 wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't knock, just... 500 00:17:04,742 --> 00:17:06,495 - Okay. - One second. 501 00:17:06,536 --> 00:17:08,371 Mm-hmm. 502 00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,958 And so fortified 503 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,127 with Maeby's information that Rebel 504 00:17:14,169 --> 00:17:16,004 - was breaking up with her other beau... - Hello. 505 00:17:16,045 --> 00:17:17,339 - Michael. - Michael decided 506 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,465 - to move things along. - I want you 507 00:17:18,507 --> 00:17:19,882 to know that I think that 508 00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,217 I've been coming on a little bit too strong. 509 00:17:21,259 --> 00:17:22,511 I got a lot going on; I got the movie. 510 00:17:22,552 --> 00:17:24,220 You know, a bunch of stuff 511 00:17:24,262 --> 00:17:26,097 with the housing complex, and I'm just... 512 00:17:26,139 --> 00:17:27,349 I'm not gonna be pressuring you anymore. 513 00:17:27,390 --> 00:17:29,184 I want to just keep it easy-peasy. 514 00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:30,393 - Yeah. - Cool, totally. 515 00:17:30,435 --> 00:17:31,936 - Keep it loose. - Yeah. 516 00:17:31,978 --> 00:17:33,647 And we'll have some fun with, you know... 517 00:17:33,688 --> 00:17:35,815 If the fun, you know... 518 00:17:35,857 --> 00:17:37,984 Someday, one day, it gets more serious, 519 00:17:38,026 --> 00:17:40,487 you know, then, uh, then it does, 520 00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:41,946 and we, uh, 521 00:17:41,988 --> 00:17:44,533 we're walking down the aisle, you know, and... 522 00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:46,618 I'm saying it wrong, saying it wrong, 'cause I get, 523 00:17:46,660 --> 00:17:48,495 uh, I get tongue-tied, um... 524 00:17:48,537 --> 00:17:50,872 uh, because I think that you 525 00:17:50,913 --> 00:17:53,875 are coming on too strong. 526 00:17:53,916 --> 00:17:56,336 - You know? Bugging me. - Oh, uh, 527 00:17:56,378 --> 00:17:57,795 you want to come in? 528 00:17:57,837 --> 00:18:00,256 No. 529 00:18:00,298 --> 00:18:03,134 - Ooh. - Yeah? Yeah. 530 00:18:03,176 --> 00:18:05,595 It was the best sex Michael had ever had. 531 00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:07,222 That was great. 532 00:18:07,263 --> 00:18:09,265 Was that fun for you? 533 00:18:09,307 --> 00:18:10,392 No. 534 00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:13,395 Are you gonna take a photo of me? 535 00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:15,522 Uh, no. 536 00:18:15,564 --> 00:18:18,274 No, no, I've been trying to get a signal. 537 00:18:18,316 --> 00:18:20,151 But he did want a picture of them together, 538 00:18:20,193 --> 00:18:22,612 which I why he grabbed the one 539 00:18:22,654 --> 00:18:24,322 he saw from the photo booth. 540 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:25,532 Are you gonna call me? 541 00:18:25,574 --> 00:18:27,075 If I'm in traffic. 542 00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:29,077 Although he was growing concerned 543 00:18:29,118 --> 00:18:31,580 about how he was going to keep this up. 544 00:18:31,621 --> 00:18:34,040 Hey. 545 00:18:49,931 --> 00:18:51,516 Michael had just found out 546 00:18:51,558 --> 00:18:53,351 That the woman he loved 547 00:18:53,393 --> 00:18:55,937 was also dating his son. 548 00:18:55,978 --> 00:18:57,772 So, after placing a call 549 00:18:57,813 --> 00:18:59,608 - to the niece who sent him there... - Hello? 550 00:18:59,649 --> 00:19:00,900 You're out of the movie. 551 00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:05,196 and at an emotional impasse, 552 00:19:05,238 --> 00:19:06,906 he decided it was time 553 00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:08,491 to deal with Gob 554 00:19:08,533 --> 00:19:10,118 and the Sudden Valley problem. 555 00:19:10,159 --> 00:19:12,161 Pervert. 556 00:19:12,203 --> 00:19:14,497 Excuse me? 557 00:19:14,539 --> 00:19:17,500 And that's when Michael ran into a son-Dad, hey. 558 00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,835 George Michael, what are you doing here? 559 00:19:19,877 --> 00:19:21,337 Who was eager to make him proud. 560 00:19:21,379 --> 00:19:23,005 I... I'm home. 561 00:19:24,424 --> 00:19:26,509 But George Michael had suddenly found himself 562 00:19:26,551 --> 00:19:28,219 - with enormous debt - You bought this house? 563 00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:31,139 - And tried to hide his panic. - Why would you buy 564 00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,641 one of these pieces of sh... 565 00:19:32,682 --> 00:19:35,518 short-term investments? 566 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:37,520 Well, you know, Gob told me that you wanted 567 00:19:37,562 --> 00:19:39,522 to start selling these things, not just renting them, 568 00:19:39,564 --> 00:19:41,733 and I knew it was important to you. 569 00:19:41,775 --> 00:19:43,234 He said all that, huh? Oh, boy, that was... 570 00:19:43,276 --> 00:19:44,778 That's... nice of him. 571 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:46,529 How... how could you afford one of these houses, buddy. 572 00:19:46,571 --> 00:19:48,114 Well, I have a lot of money coming in 573 00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:49,991 - from investors for my software thing... - Okay. 574 00:19:50,032 --> 00:19:52,452 And I don't know what's gonna happen with that, so I thought 575 00:19:52,494 --> 00:19:54,454 I'd do what everyone around here says: put it into Bluth. 576 00:19:54,496 --> 00:19:56,790 - Yeah, who else is saying that? - You know, it's an expression. 577 00:19:56,831 --> 00:19:58,583 - Neighbors. - I don't like it. 578 00:19:58,625 --> 00:19:59,793 - Can I offer you anything? - No. 579 00:19:59,834 --> 00:20:00,876 I just got two more boxes 580 00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:02,295 of Twister from the neighbors. 581 00:20:02,337 --> 00:20:04,213 - Oh, boy, return them. - Feel like I have one 582 00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:06,633 for every day of the week now. Anyway, you know, I figure that 583 00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:08,593 worse case scenario is I sell this place, and I get 584 00:20:08,635 --> 00:20:10,094 my money back. It's not like 585 00:20:10,136 --> 00:20:11,554 - they're going down in value, right? - Well... 586 00:20:11,596 --> 00:20:13,181 It's a great community. 587 00:20:13,222 --> 00:20:14,808 - Nobody locks their doors around here. - You should. 588 00:20:14,849 --> 00:20:17,268 Plus, I... I wanted to make it up to you. 589 00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:18,936 You know, I felt terrible 590 00:20:18,978 --> 00:20:21,272 about what happened with the dorm and... 591 00:20:21,314 --> 00:20:22,898 - Wow. - And things between us. 592 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,694 And I... I've screwed up a lot of things 593 00:20:25,735 --> 00:20:27,570 in the past few weeks, 594 00:20:27,612 --> 00:20:29,864 and, you know, this is the one thing 595 00:20:29,905 --> 00:20:32,116 that I know I did right. 596 00:20:32,158 --> 00:20:34,661 I mean, who would not want to raise their kids here? 597 00:20:34,703 --> 00:20:37,580 And perhaps this is why he didn't give him the bad news 598 00:20:37,622 --> 00:20:39,081 about the neighborhood. 599 00:20:39,123 --> 00:20:40,750 Thank you. 600 00:20:40,792 --> 00:20:44,671 Thanks, but you didn't need to do it for me, pal. 601 00:20:44,713 --> 00:20:47,048 Now he just needed to get out of the house before... 602 00:20:47,089 --> 00:20:49,551 You know, to be totally honest, I didn't just do it for you. 603 00:20:49,592 --> 00:20:51,511 - Yeah? - I also did it for my girlfriend. 604 00:20:51,553 --> 00:20:52,928 Kind of wanted to impress her. 605 00:20:52,970 --> 00:20:55,724 That came up. 606 00:20:55,765 --> 00:20:57,684 Wow. 607 00:20:57,726 --> 00:20:58,852 You got a girlfriend. 608 00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,729 Good for you. That's great. 609 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:02,480 Congratulations. 610 00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:03,773 Your dad's got one, too. 611 00:21:03,815 --> 00:21:04,899 - Oh, yeah? - Yep. 612 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:06,442 How is yours going? 613 00:21:06,484 --> 00:21:09,779 Not great. 614 00:21:09,821 --> 00:21:11,989 I haven't been completely honest with her 615 00:21:12,031 --> 00:21:14,325 about who I am. 616 00:21:14,367 --> 00:21:16,994 You know, I haven't even told her my real name, 617 00:21:17,036 --> 00:21:18,246 and I don't think 618 00:21:18,287 --> 00:21:20,874 I can keep that lie going, so... 619 00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:22,834 I think it might be over. 620 00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:24,753 Oh, great... 621 00:21:24,794 --> 00:21:29,340 pain fades slowly. 622 00:21:30,132 --> 00:21:31,843 Quickly. 623 00:21:31,885 --> 00:21:34,345 - But now it was as simple as getting out... - Thanks. 624 00:21:34,387 --> 00:21:36,013 - Before George Michael asked... - But what about you? 625 00:21:36,055 --> 00:21:37,682 You're doing great, huh? Tell me about your girlfriend, 626 00:21:37,724 --> 00:21:39,768 and you're producing this movie now. 627 00:21:39,809 --> 00:21:40,935 That. 628 00:21:40,976 --> 00:21:42,520 I think they're both over. 629 00:21:42,562 --> 00:21:44,606 Yeah, it wasn't meant to be. 630 00:21:44,647 --> 00:21:46,733 I'm sorry. 631 00:21:46,775 --> 00:21:49,611 And that's when Michael finally treated his son like an adult. 632 00:21:49,652 --> 00:21:51,863 Hey, you know what I miss on you? 633 00:21:51,905 --> 00:21:53,989 The mustache. 634 00:21:54,031 --> 00:21:56,618 And so, discouraged, Michael returned 635 00:21:56,659 --> 00:22:00,789 to his apartment, only to find worse news. 636 00:22:00,830 --> 00:22:02,916 And when he saw that Lucille 2 637 00:22:02,957 --> 00:22:05,585 was having a campaign event at Cinco, 638 00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:08,379 he knew there was only one thing he could give her 639 00:22:08,421 --> 00:22:09,839 instead of the money. 640 00:22:09,881 --> 00:22:12,717 And he knew what he had to do first 641 00:22:12,759 --> 00:22:15,094 to give it to her. 642 00:22:15,136 --> 00:22:18,514 George Michael, meanwhile, had a keynote speech to give, 643 00:22:18,556 --> 00:22:21,810 and hadn't totally decided whether he should come clean. 644 00:22:21,851 --> 00:22:23,686 And that's when he ran into his uncle. 645 00:22:23,728 --> 00:22:24,771 We'll take care of. 646 00:22:24,813 --> 00:22:26,355 My father's got the money. 647 00:22:26,397 --> 00:22:28,149 - You guys are one heck of a horde. - Uncle Gob! 648 00:22:28,190 --> 00:22:29,859 - No, you're mistaken, friend. - No, it's George Michael. 649 00:22:29,901 --> 00:22:31,903 - Hi. Exactly. - Yes. 650 00:22:31,945 --> 00:22:33,696 Hey, I'm actually really glad I ran into you. 651 00:22:33,738 --> 00:22:34,823 I could use some advice. 652 00:22:34,864 --> 00:22:36,449 Oh. Love each other. 653 00:22:36,491 --> 00:22:38,367 Oh, no, that's great, but I actually need 654 00:22:38,409 --> 00:22:40,994 a specific piece of advice for a certain situation. 655 00:22:41,036 --> 00:22:42,872 I'll give it to you fast. 656 00:22:42,914 --> 00:22:46,835 Basically, for the past few weeks, I've been living a lie. 657 00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:49,211 I've been... in this relationship with a woman 658 00:22:49,253 --> 00:22:51,088 who doesn't even know. 659 00:22:59,889 --> 00:23:01,349 So, basically now I can either tell her... 660 00:23:03,309 --> 00:23:04,560 That there is no George Maharis 661 00:23:04,602 --> 00:23:06,646 and never was... or... 662 00:23:06,688 --> 00:23:08,356 we keep things anonymous 663 00:23:08,397 --> 00:23:12,193 and I continue the lie that Fakeblock exists. 664 00:23:13,611 --> 00:23:15,363 From my perspective... 665 00:23:15,404 --> 00:23:16,906 something about "there's a girl... " 666 00:23:16,948 --> 00:23:18,950 Did you... Does she like you? 667 00:23:18,992 --> 00:23:20,618 I mean, you're not the world's most handsome guy. 668 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:21,911 Yeah, no, she likes... 669 00:23:21,953 --> 00:23:23,162 I would say what I did take away was that 670 00:23:23,204 --> 00:23:25,373 I would rather have sex with someone 671 00:23:25,414 --> 00:23:27,291 because they thought I was someone else 672 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:30,920 than not have sex with someone because they thought I was me. 673 00:23:30,962 --> 00:23:34,298 So I should probably do the opposite of that and... 674 00:23:34,340 --> 00:23:38,803 be true to who I am and not compromise my integrity 675 00:23:38,845 --> 00:23:41,723 just for some fleeting sexual experience. 676 00:23:42,891 --> 00:23:44,893 - So, "love each other." - There it is. 677 00:23:44,934 --> 00:23:46,352 It wasn't much help, 678 00:23:46,394 --> 00:23:48,730 and as George Michael headed off 679 00:23:48,771 --> 00:23:52,274 unsure of what to do, Gob went off to find his father, 680 00:23:52,316 --> 00:23:54,736 who was having his own relationship crisis. 681 00:23:54,777 --> 00:23:56,362 We're getting a real divorce. 682 00:23:56,404 --> 00:23:57,989 You're out of the marriage. 683 00:23:59,949 --> 00:24:02,075 So I am fat. 684 00:24:02,117 --> 00:24:03,703 Boy, am I glad you're here. 685 00:24:03,745 --> 00:24:05,287 I need money and it's not for what you think... 686 00:24:05,329 --> 00:24:07,206 for a magic show or a bee colony... 687 00:24:07,248 --> 00:24:09,918 it's to pay the builders I hired to start building the fake wall 688 00:24:09,959 --> 00:24:11,168 between Mexico and America. 689 00:24:11,210 --> 00:24:12,628 Shh! Are you crazy? 690 00:24:12,670 --> 00:24:14,047 Lucille 2 is around here. 691 00:24:14,087 --> 00:24:15,798 Well, don't worry about Lucille 2. 692 00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,258 I'll handle her. 693 00:24:17,299 --> 00:24:19,176 It's just that I need to pay the Chinese. 694 00:24:19,218 --> 00:24:22,304 Wait, wait, you... you hired Chinese? 695 00:24:22,346 --> 00:24:25,016 Well, I figured who better than the Chinese to build a wall. 696 00:24:26,225 --> 00:24:27,977 But, no, I couldn't afford them, 697 00:24:28,019 --> 00:24:31,022 so I... I hired, um, they're technically Mongols, I guess. 698 00:24:31,064 --> 00:24:33,482 They're, well, they're the people that they built the wall 699 00:24:33,524 --> 00:24:34,692 to try to keep out... 700 00:24:34,734 --> 00:24:35,902 How many did you hire? 701 00:24:35,944 --> 00:24:37,528 A horde. That's the minimum. 702 00:24:37,570 --> 00:24:39,530 They don't come in anything less than a horde. 703 00:24:39,572 --> 00:24:42,157 So you hired a Mongol horde. 704 00:24:42,199 --> 00:24:45,536 Look, Dad, just, if they don't get their money soon, 705 00:24:45,578 --> 00:24:47,747 they're gonna be really mad and then they're gonna have 706 00:24:47,789 --> 00:24:49,164 a major Mongolian beef with us... there they are. 707 00:24:49,206 --> 00:24:52,418 Okay, uh, we don't have any m... money. 708 00:24:54,712 --> 00:24:57,172 Well, he says that we don't have any money. 709 00:25:02,971 --> 00:25:04,973 And at that moment, another Bluth who had no money 710 00:25:05,014 --> 00:25:07,642 was finding a way to pay up. 711 00:25:07,683 --> 00:25:08,810 What are you doing? 712 00:25:08,851 --> 00:25:09,978 I'm gonna have sex with you. 713 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:10,979 For money. 714 00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,647 Oh! 715 00:25:12,688 --> 00:25:14,482 - Oh, I didn't realize - Yeah. 716 00:25:14,523 --> 00:25:16,442 How heavy these rings are. 717 00:25:16,484 --> 00:25:18,360 - Yeah. - But I thought you were gonna kiss me 718 00:25:18,402 --> 00:25:19,570 and I panicked. 719 00:25:20,905 --> 00:25:22,115 I... I was gonna kiss you. 720 00:25:23,658 --> 00:25:26,452 I didn't even try to do it that time. 721 00:25:26,494 --> 00:25:28,913 So, it's, uh, let's take a tumble 722 00:25:28,955 --> 00:25:30,790 with Old Moneybags, right? 723 00:25:30,832 --> 00:25:35,210 And she'll be so grateful that she'll walk away from $700,000. 724 00:25:35,252 --> 00:25:36,629 No, no, no, it would absolutely not be a gift. 725 00:25:36,671 --> 00:25:38,255 This would still be a loan, okay? 726 00:25:38,297 --> 00:25:41,258 However, my lovemaking would be, you know... 727 00:25:41,300 --> 00:25:42,760 What? 728 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:45,096 What, Michael? What were you gonna say? 729 00:25:45,138 --> 00:25:48,474 Something that I would never be able to take back, but... 730 00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:51,060 I didn't want that to happen. 731 00:25:51,102 --> 00:25:52,185 Now, listen, you have been the one 732 00:25:52,227 --> 00:25:53,521 that has been flirting with me. 733 00:25:53,562 --> 00:25:55,648 - Those were pity flirts. - No, they were not. 734 00:25:55,690 --> 00:25:57,817 You want this as much as I do. 735 00:25:57,859 --> 00:25:59,443 As much as I want this extension. 736 00:25:59,485 --> 00:26:00,987 Two different "this" es. 737 00:26:01,029 --> 00:26:04,239 Now, you own a company that I helped to build. 738 00:26:04,281 --> 00:26:05,950 It was all of my hard work. 739 00:26:05,992 --> 00:26:08,201 This is something you have to do because, if you don't, 740 00:26:08,243 --> 00:26:10,913 I can't be held responsible for what I might do. 741 00:26:10,955 --> 00:26:13,082 As it turns out, 742 00:26:13,124 --> 00:26:15,960 George Michael was the only Bluth 743 00:26:16,002 --> 00:26:18,671 who could be responsible for what he did, 744 00:26:18,713 --> 00:26:20,840 and as he headed to the microphone, 745 00:26:20,882 --> 00:26:24,093 Mongols, not paid what they were promised, 746 00:26:24,135 --> 00:26:25,302 did what they do best. 747 00:26:26,512 --> 00:26:27,930 Um... Oh! Ah! 748 00:26:27,972 --> 00:26:29,390 Viva Méjico. 749 00:26:29,431 --> 00:26:30,892 Which lead to this. 750 00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:33,352 Put up this wall! 751 00:26:33,394 --> 00:26:35,730 And it's hard to know whether it was the chanting 752 00:26:35,771 --> 00:26:37,230 - of "Put up this wall... " - Ladies and gentlemen, 753 00:26:37,272 --> 00:26:39,525 if I could have your attention for a moment... 754 00:26:39,567 --> 00:26:42,028 or the note that promised him a sexual resumption 755 00:26:42,070 --> 00:26:45,114 of his anonymous relationship with Rebel... 756 00:26:45,156 --> 00:26:46,657 that made him say this: 757 00:26:46,699 --> 00:26:50,870 Yeah, so, I'm George Maharis, and, uh... 758 00:26:50,912 --> 00:26:53,873 and Fakeblock is real... 759 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:58,794 - Let's put up this wall. - Put up this wall! 760 00:26:58,836 --> 00:27:01,463 But not everyone wants to put up a wall on the Internet. 761 00:27:01,505 --> 00:27:03,340 Let's put up, put up this wall. Have a good night. 762 00:27:03,382 --> 00:27:08,512 And the Anonymous who left the note wasn't Rebel. 763 00:27:11,432 --> 00:27:15,019 A discouraged Michael returned to the model home, 764 00:27:15,061 --> 00:27:19,398 where he ran into a brother who also had something to hide. 765 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,317 As an emboldened George Maharis gave Rebel a note 766 00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:25,988 that she now believed he'd written for her. 767 00:27:26,030 --> 00:27:29,200 And for the son, it was a night to remember, 768 00:27:29,242 --> 00:27:32,120 and for the father, a night to forget. 769 00:27:36,457 --> 00:27:37,708 It was May 5, Rebel, it's Michael. 770 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:40,002 And while Rebel was on the phone, 771 00:27:40,044 --> 00:27:42,379 George Michael was realizing that taking things casually 772 00:27:42,421 --> 00:27:44,465 was not going to be an option for him. 773 00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,259 You can come over later, okay? 774 00:27:46,299 --> 00:27:47,676 - Good-bye. I'll see you soon. 775 00:27:47,718 --> 00:27:49,470 Who was that? 776 00:27:49,511 --> 00:27:51,139 No one. 777 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:54,016 Look, I... I don't care. 778 00:27:54,058 --> 00:27:56,811 I... I don't care that you're seeing someone else. 779 00:27:56,852 --> 00:27:59,855 I... I just, I want to continue this. 780 00:27:59,897 --> 00:28:01,983 I'm ready to try and make this work. 781 00:28:02,024 --> 00:28:04,568 I'll fight anyone I have to for you. 782 00:28:04,610 --> 00:28:06,946 I'm not going to pretend I don't care about you. 783 00:28:06,988 --> 00:28:08,948 I'm a grown-up man and... 784 00:28:08,990 --> 00:28:11,200 I want to get serious. 785 00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:15,412 Wow. Serious. 786 00:28:15,454 --> 00:28:17,081 Things are getting serious. 787 00:28:17,123 --> 00:28:19,125 And the girl who was never capable 788 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:20,501 of making a commitment... 789 00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,044 Okay. 790 00:28:22,086 --> 00:28:24,797 Suddenly found herself making too many. 791 00:28:24,839 --> 00:28:26,423 Okay. 792 00:28:27,340 --> 00:28:28,759 Okay. 793 00:28:33,472 --> 00:28:35,266 George Michael felt good. 794 00:28:37,434 --> 00:28:39,270 And, at least for that day, 795 00:28:39,312 --> 00:28:43,024 he wouldn't encounter his father in Rebel's bedroom... 796 00:28:43,065 --> 00:28:45,318 He'd run into him leaving the building. 797 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,652 Hey. 798 00:28:46,694 --> 00:28:47,695 What are you doing here? 799 00:28:47,736 --> 00:28:49,113 I'm vi... I'm on a visit. 800 00:28:49,155 --> 00:28:50,364 I'm visiting. 801 00:28:50,405 --> 00:28:52,283 My girlfriend lives here... Rebel. 802 00:28:53,868 --> 00:28:55,870 Wow. So you're gonna work it out with your girlfriend. 803 00:28:55,911 --> 00:28:57,496 Good for you. That's great news. 804 00:28:57,538 --> 00:28:59,623 - Great to see you again. - That says "Rebel," huh? 805 00:28:59,665 --> 00:29:03,502 Is that a... is that a little gift for Rebel? 806 00:29:07,715 --> 00:29:11,385 I'm dating Rebel Alley. 807 00:29:13,346 --> 00:29:15,890 So there better be two Rebels in here, am I right? 808 00:29:15,931 --> 00:29:17,016 I'm dating Rebel Alley. 809 00:29:18,059 --> 00:29:19,227 That'd be weird. 810 00:29:19,268 --> 00:29:21,187 No, ironically, she did say 811 00:29:21,229 --> 00:29:22,230 that there was another guy, 812 00:29:22,271 --> 00:29:23,438 but that his name was George... 813 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,107 - ... Maharis. - Maharis. That's me. 814 00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,735 You're George Michael. 815 00:29:27,776 --> 00:29:30,529 No, but, uh, yeah, but I use the name George Maharis 816 00:29:30,571 --> 00:29:33,615 when... with women, because I hate the name George Michael. 817 00:29:33,657 --> 00:29:34,575 I told you that. 818 00:29:34,616 --> 00:29:36,535 This is, uh, this is weird. 819 00:29:36,577 --> 00:29:38,079 Are you not kidding me? 820 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:40,455 It's insane... no... so, you're the other guy. 821 00:29:40,497 --> 00:29:42,416 I'm the oth... well, you're the other guy. 822 00:29:42,457 --> 00:29:43,792 Yeah, well, one of us. 823 00:29:43,834 --> 00:29:46,712 Did I not tell you that we were alike? 824 00:29:46,754 --> 00:29:48,297 Exactly alike. 825 00:29:48,339 --> 00:29:50,674 - This is just... - So horrifying. 826 00:29:50,716 --> 00:29:52,009 Too funny. 827 00:29:52,051 --> 00:29:53,219 This is what I was talking about. 828 00:29:53,261 --> 00:29:54,220 I told you. 829 00:29:54,262 --> 00:29:55,679 I mean, we're like twins. 830 00:29:55,721 --> 00:29:56,889 Are we not like twins? 831 00:29:56,931 --> 00:29:58,473 All the way down to the photo booth. 832 00:29:58,515 --> 00:30:00,101 You name me one way in which we're different. 833 00:30:00,142 --> 00:30:03,020 Well, Dad, you know, I never, in a million years, 834 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:04,813 would have gone out with her, if I knew that 835 00:30:04,855 --> 00:30:06,232 you were, you know, the other guy. 836 00:30:06,274 --> 00:30:08,567 Me, neither. 837 00:30:08,609 --> 00:30:09,944 I wouldn't have, either. 838 00:30:09,985 --> 00:30:11,862 Damn it. You know? 839 00:30:11,904 --> 00:30:12,988 You gotta believe me. 840 00:30:13,030 --> 00:30:14,407 This is just... 841 00:30:14,448 --> 00:30:16,117 - This is, uh... - Yeah... 842 00:30:19,203 --> 00:30:21,414 How'd you know about the photo booth? 843 00:30:27,711 --> 00:30:31,215 How... you... 'cause you said, "Right down to the photo... " 844 00:30:31,257 --> 00:30:33,675 I said, "Right down to the photo booth." 845 00:30:38,431 --> 00:30:41,809 Ironically, he could've told the truth and said 846 00:30:41,850 --> 00:30:43,518 he'd taken a forget-me-now. 847 00:30:43,560 --> 00:30:45,729 But like the victim of a roofie circle, 848 00:30:45,771 --> 00:30:49,066 having taken one was the only memory he had lost. 849 00:30:49,108 --> 00:30:51,068 So, instead, he doubled-down on this. 850 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:54,029 It's like we're identical twi... 851 00:31:49,543 --> 00:31:52,171 Gob gets an important call 852 00:31:52,213 --> 00:31:54,256 - from his mother. - Hello. She's gone. 853 00:31:54,298 --> 00:31:58,010 Lucille 2 has disappeared and it's time for you to step up 854 00:31:58,052 --> 00:32:00,262 and be president of the Bluth Company. 855 00:32:00,304 --> 00:32:01,805 Keep your nose clean. No scandals! 856 00:32:01,847 --> 00:32:03,724 Okay. 857 00:32:03,765 --> 00:32:06,060 And even though Gob hadn't taken a forget-me-now 858 00:32:06,101 --> 00:32:07,936 the night before... 859 00:32:07,978 --> 00:32:09,271 it seems Tony Wonder had. 860 00:32:09,313 --> 00:32:13,108 Hey, Gobie. It's Tony. 861 00:32:13,150 --> 00:32:15,944 We still on for our sex date tonight? 862 00:32:27,373 --> 00:32:30,125 And this happens... 863 00:32:30,167 --> 00:32:31,210 Oh! Okay. 864 00:32:31,252 --> 00:32:33,045 Are you Buster Bluth? 865 00:32:33,087 --> 00:32:34,338 I am. 866 00:32:34,380 --> 00:32:35,339 - Okay, this... - Can we come in? 867 00:32:35,381 --> 00:32:36,757 This isn't my house. 868 00:32:36,798 --> 00:32:38,967 - What is this regarding? - That's all right. 869 00:32:40,594 --> 00:32:42,971 You're under arrest for the murder of Lucille Austero. 870 00:32:43,013 --> 00:32:44,515 Read him his rights. 871 00:32:44,557 --> 00:32:46,267 Okay, I think there's been some kind of mistake. 872 00:32:46,308 --> 00:32:48,310 That left hand might be difficult to cuff. 873 00:32:48,352 --> 00:32:50,604 - Trouble cuffing him. - I'm not a monster! 874 00:32:50,645 --> 00:32:53,107 I got it. 875 00:32:53,148 --> 00:32:55,109 Uh... all right, great. 876 00:32:57,652 --> 00:32:59,654 Well, the infamous Bluth family is at it again, 877 00:32:59,696 --> 00:33:02,199 this time facing murder charges, 878 00:33:02,241 --> 00:33:05,202 and our Imagine cameras were there to capture it all. 879 00:33:05,244 --> 00:33:06,495 Hey, did you see this? 880 00:33:06,537 --> 00:33:07,996 Yeah, I saw it just now in the elevator. 881 00:33:08,038 --> 00:33:09,331 Is this the family you've been talking about? 882 00:33:09,373 --> 00:33:10,374 It sure is. 883 00:33:10,416 --> 00:33:11,833 Wow! You got the rights to this? 884 00:33:11,875 --> 00:33:13,210 Well, only for the killer... but that's enough 885 00:33:13,252 --> 00:33:14,545 for us to get a green light, right? 886 00:33:14,587 --> 00:33:16,380 Absolutely! It's our next Da Vinci Code! 887 00:33:16,422 --> 00:33:19,300 Yay! That's great! 888 00:33:19,341 --> 00:33:22,010 Plus, it's gonna put Imagine News on the map. 889 00:33:22,052 --> 00:33:25,097 This is John Beard. Love each other. 890 00:33:25,098 --> 00:33:35,098 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -