1 00:00:11,590 --> 00:00:13,986 Michael had decided to leave town, 2 00:00:14,010 --> 00:00:17,026 and needed to get out of his obligation to make a movie 3 00:00:17,050 --> 00:00:19,486 - about his family. - Michael! You had one job. 4 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:22,406 You had to get your son to sign the releases! 5 00:00:22,430 --> 00:00:25,166 Ron Howard wants to make a heartfelt father-son drama 6 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:28,246 that has a good clean message for his illegitimate daughter to star in. 7 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:30,046 Don't pull this on me! We've already reserved 8 00:00:30,070 --> 00:00:32,138 the soundstages and he's already started paying off -the Hollywood Foreign Press. 9 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:34,230 - No, they're great. 10 00:00:34,490 --> 00:00:36,216 - She's funny. - I understand all of that. 11 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,306 Okay, but Rebel is part of the reason why I can't do this. 12 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,386 My son is dating her, and I don't want to get 13 00:00:41,410 --> 00:00:42,976 in the way. If I could talk to Ron, 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,880 - No. No. I am in charge. - I'm sure he and I... 15 00:00:44,904 --> 00:00:46,896 of this movie right now. My ass is on the line 16 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:49,226 while Ron makes a real movie in Mexico. 17 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,186 - Mexico, okay. - You don't understand 18 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,896 how hard it is in Hollywood right now. 19 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,486 You have to crank out family dramas 20 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:57,156 before they let you make your dream superhero movie. 21 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,156 Do you have a dream superhero movie? 22 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,510 I want to remake Spider-Man 2, the first one. 23 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,060 Or something that at least has a hook. 24 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,876 - Little girl! - Oh, God! Damn it. 25 00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:10,020 My brother Buster has something better than a hook. 26 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,836 A robot hand. Okay? And there's a cop looking for him. 27 00:01:13,860 --> 00:01:16,046 - Hmm. - And they can't find Lucille 2. 28 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:18,216 And I found Buster in the attic in scuba gear. 29 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:20,176 It's intriguing. I think that's your movie. 30 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,716 - That's your guy. - No. 31 00:01:21,740 --> 00:01:23,676 Okay, I've got his release right here. 32 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:26,080 In fact, it was the only family member's release... 33 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:28,606 You're out of the movie. You're out of the movie. 34 00:01:28,630 --> 00:01:30,630 - He hadn't destroyed. - You're out of the movie. 35 00:01:30,654 --> 00:01:32,276 You're out of the movie! Know what? 36 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:33,736 - You're out of the movie. - Fine. 37 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:35,090 Hey, Dad, how ya doing? 38 00:01:35,630 --> 00:01:38,106 - You're out of the movie! - With Buster, 39 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:40,826 it is not father-son, it's more mother-son. 40 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:43,786 But if you could get Rebel to play Lucille, you know... 41 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:45,286 If she could go that unlikable. 42 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,810 So that's his release right here. 43 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:49,456 These are the other releases. You need tape, 44 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:51,086 but they're pretty clean. 45 00:01:51,110 --> 00:01:54,400 You're off the picture, Michael. I'll give you your 500 bucks. 46 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:57,376 - I get paid? - They're Imagine dollars. 47 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:59,046 They're redeemable in the gift shop. 48 00:01:59,070 --> 00:02:01,296 - That's Ron Howard. - Brian's on the 50. 49 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,266 It's a severance thing they're doing because of Ron's need to be loved 50 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,976 and Brian's conflict avoidance issues. 51 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,306 Michael had gotten into something he wanted no part of. 52 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:11,186 I'm sure they've got a very old relationship. 53 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:12,686 I could tell you stories. 54 00:02:12,710 --> 00:02:15,776 But she wouldn't dare. And after a quick stop downstairs... 55 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,356 I think I'm gonna take 56 00:02:17,380 --> 00:02:19,236 one Gung Ho kimono, okay? 57 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,616 Oh, and maybe a Brian wig. That's fun. 58 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,946 Oh, we only sell these as a set. 59 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:25,446 They were getting very competitive. 60 00:02:25,470 --> 00:02:27,116 - Were they? - Brian was. 61 00:02:27,140 --> 00:02:28,536 And another call to his son... 62 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,416 You've reached George Maharis. 63 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:32,786 Did you want that Rebel Alley hair? 64 00:02:32,810 --> 00:02:34,126 Oh. Uh, no no. 65 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:35,796 That's... that is mine. 66 00:02:35,820 --> 00:02:38,046 - I came with that. Uh, okay. - Michael headed home 67 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:41,756 to tell Buster his plan for making the family come back. 68 00:02:41,780 --> 00:02:44,636 I've sent away the fumigator, and all you got to do, 69 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:46,466 so we can declare you missing, 70 00:02:46,490 --> 00:02:48,516 is stay out of sight for about 72 hours. 71 00:02:48,540 --> 00:02:50,146 - Milford style. - Hmm? 72 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,056 - I'm a Milford man, Michael. - Yeah? 73 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:54,790 Winner of 1982's Least Seen on Campus. 74 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,736 I wish I could've seen their faces 75 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:00,026 - at the ceremony. - We just, 76 00:03:00,050 --> 00:03:02,406 you know, we gotta play this right and, uh, 77 00:03:02,430 --> 00:03:03,970 you gotta make sure you don't... 78 00:03:04,890 --> 00:03:07,946 - well, show your hand. - This is one of only two things 79 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:10,480 the Army warns us about when they issue these. 80 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,126 Boy, Kitty does not know what she's sitting on. 81 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:16,296 Pal, I'm gonna call you from, uh, wherever I end up, 82 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:18,456 and you're gonna be great. 83 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,546 I-I just don't understand why I can't go with you, Michael. 84 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,386 It's about teaching them a lesson. 85 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:24,796 - Mm-hmm. - So... And I just, 86 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:26,846 I got in a big fight with my son, you know. 87 00:03:26,870 --> 00:03:28,516 It was my fault. For so many years, 88 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,910 I was his mom and dad, so... 89 00:03:30,790 --> 00:03:33,306 Maybe that's a role I can play in your life. 90 00:03:33,330 --> 00:03:34,396 Don't say... 91 00:03:34,420 --> 00:03:36,170 Mom. Mmm. 92 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,606 I thought you were gonna say Dad. 93 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:41,066 - Mm-mm. - But, you know, 94 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,446 it's a bummer that you can't come with me, Buster, 95 00:03:43,470 --> 00:03:45,196 but you need to stay and talk to the cops. 96 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,350 Cops? What cops? 97 00:03:46,970 --> 00:03:50,076 - Why would you bring the cops into this? - They're already looking for you. 98 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:52,326 What? The cops are looking for me? 99 00:03:52,350 --> 00:03:54,576 - A cop, actually. - I can't be talking to the cops. 100 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,746 - Listen. - I don't do good with the cops. 101 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,770 I didn't do anything. I don't know what's going on. 102 00:03:58,794 --> 00:04:00,626 - Relax. - I ain't got no truck with no blue. 103 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:01,836 Nothing to worry about. 104 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:04,340 They're looking for Lucille Austero. They want to question you. 105 00:04:04,364 --> 00:04:07,926 Why would I know anything about Lucille 2? I hope you didn't say we were dating. 106 00:04:07,950 --> 00:04:11,136 Uh, well, I mean, you... you did live with her. 107 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:14,580 Well, I lived with Mother. Did you think we were dating? 108 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,686 Question's been asked. 109 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:20,026 - Do you actually know where Lucille 2 is? - No! 110 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:22,420 No! A thousand times, no! 111 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,066 Is that what they'll ask? 112 00:04:24,090 --> 00:04:26,066 'Cause it's not like I'm gonna remember details 113 00:04:26,090 --> 00:04:27,986 about where I saw her and what we fought about. 114 00:04:28,010 --> 00:04:29,156 Oh, you fought? 115 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:31,390 You kept me from Mother? You sent her to prison? 116 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,770 Should I not say that? 117 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,046 - I'm not good with the cops. - Right. 118 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:43,926 What if Lucille 2 doesn't come back? 119 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:47,346 Don't worry about that. She... I just spoke to her today. 120 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:50,096 - What? In person? - Yeah. Uh, no. 121 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:51,216 On the phone. She's fine. 122 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:53,476 Well, you could've told me that from the beginning. 123 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,846 This is not about Lucille 2. This is about teaching Mom 124 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:57,056 - a lesson, you know. - Oh. 125 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,646 I mean, she just splits town 126 00:04:58,670 --> 00:05:00,976 and assumes I'm gonna take care of everything? 127 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,776 You know, this is just a way to, uh... 128 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,776 - Give Mom a little scare. - Yeah. 129 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,366 Yeah. Let them race back into town and save everyone for a change. 130 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,736 There's nothing to worry about. 131 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,696 Just Mama's worst nightmare. Buster's missing. 132 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,576 Oh, and his bath has gone cold. 133 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,536 Buster was on board. 134 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,246 Maybe have a full psych panel while you're in there, too. 135 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:22,110 Oh, those things are so easy to beat. 136 00:05:23,820 --> 00:05:26,376 Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, 137 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,926 and the one son who had no choice 138 00:05:28,950 --> 00:05:30,490 but to keep them all together. 139 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:38,170 It's... 140 00:05:42,250 --> 00:05:44,300 Having traveled south of the border, 141 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:47,276 George Sr. And his son G.O.B. found themselves 142 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:48,736 at a Mexican singles bar. 143 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:50,986 - It's dead. - Yeah. Second place in a row. 144 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:54,366 Each looking for an excuse for their lack of heterosexual vigor. 145 00:05:54,390 --> 00:05:56,496 Where are all the blondes? It's just... 146 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,126 But it wasn't a blonde G.O.B. was thinking about. 147 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:02,046 His recent rivalry with magician Tony Wonder 148 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:05,280 had blossomed into a kind of friendship... 149 00:06:06,190 --> 00:06:09,110 before contracting into a rivalry again. 150 00:06:09,450 --> 00:06:10,846 Same. 151 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:12,216 Which suddenly became a... 152 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:15,516 oh, let's say, boarding school romance. 153 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,226 Uh, this place is full of... 154 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:20,670 cincos and mayos. 155 00:06:21,210 --> 00:06:23,726 We need to find out whatever the word for ten is. 156 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,606 - Find that. - It's ten. 157 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:26,958 Every culture uses ten. 158 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:28,310 Ten. It wouldn't matter if it was an 11, 159 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:32,576 because George Sr., too, had changed recently... 160 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,696 It blew off at the CVS parking lot. 161 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,286 Having lost all sexual feeling of late 162 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:41,286 - despite some very progressive therapy. - Hopi Indians believe that this spot... 163 00:06:41,310 --> 00:06:42,586 - Okay. - When manipulated, 164 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,336 can create sexual feeling. 165 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,296 - That's my penis. - You don't have to tell me. 166 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,966 Which sent him into his crisis... 167 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:50,006 I can get hard, so let's focus on you. 168 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,336 Of masculinity. 169 00:06:51,360 --> 00:06:53,756 Hey, these are from the ladies across the bar. 170 00:06:53,780 --> 00:06:55,950 - They're primas. - Primos, huh? 171 00:06:57,330 --> 00:06:59,306 I've gotta be honest, I've seen better. 172 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:01,016 Huh? Eh. 173 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:02,210 No, it means cousins. 174 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:05,380 One hates her father, and the other hates her grandfather. 175 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:08,316 It seemed the cervezas 176 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:11,220 weren't the only thing being handed to the guys on a platter. 177 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:15,326 I don't know about you, but I'd prefer the thrill of the hunt, 178 00:07:15,350 --> 00:07:17,036 - as opposed to... - If we wait, 179 00:07:17,060 --> 00:07:19,706 something a little better will come along. 180 00:07:19,730 --> 00:07:20,956 Thank you. 181 00:07:20,980 --> 00:07:22,916 Not trying to fall head over heels here. 182 00:07:22,940 --> 00:07:24,416 Yeah. Yeah. 183 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:26,456 Not super eager to be, uh, missing somebody. 184 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,610 - Yeah. - I mean, who you love. 185 00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:36,426 - Place gives me the creeps. Let's get out. - Yeah. It's dead. 186 00:07:36,450 --> 00:07:39,176 But back in America, Michael was working on a way 187 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,210 to make his runaway family return. 188 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:45,226 So, we gotta wait about 48 hours before we declare you missing, 189 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:47,066 - and then they put out an APB. - APB. 190 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:48,566 "Aw, poor Buster." 191 00:07:48,590 --> 00:07:49,686 - That's nice. - Well... 192 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:52,406 You gotta lay low long enough for Mom and Dad to hear about it. 193 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,776 And, pal, I would take you with me, but truth is, I just, 194 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,640 I don't know if I'm gonna come back. 195 00:08:02,230 --> 00:08:04,650 Oh. 196 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:06,150 What's so funny? 197 00:08:06,860 --> 00:08:10,650 You always come back to save the family. We joke about that all the time. 198 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:15,046 Well, I don't know what the joke is. I've been trying to do the right thing. 199 00:08:15,070 --> 00:08:17,716 "Hi, I'm Michael," 200 00:08:17,740 --> 00:08:21,136 and I save everyone so I feel special, even though you don't deserve it. 201 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:22,686 "I'm leaving. I won't be coming back." 202 00:08:22,710 --> 00:08:23,976 - Buster... - "Oh!" 203 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,766 Look who's back. 204 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:28,566 "I thought we were supposed to go with a." 205 00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:31,106 "Mmm, you would know, Mother. You practically invented 206 00:08:31,130 --> 00:08:34,106 when you get sauced!" 207 00:08:34,130 --> 00:08:36,906 "How dare you point that limp" 208 00:08:36,930 --> 00:08:39,156 hook at me when I saved you from one! 209 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:42,786 I can't believe I pushed you out of my, 210 00:08:42,810 --> 00:08:45,020 "you useless freak!" 211 00:08:46,190 --> 00:08:48,376 Covered a lot of ground there. 212 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,400 Yeah. 213 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:51,400 Although I'm glad I won't be leaving you alone. 214 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,466 Oh, I'm going with you? 215 00:08:53,490 --> 00:08:55,586 No, I'm going to Mexico or something, 216 00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:57,596 and you gotta go to the police station. 217 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,966 - Oh, right. Why do they arrest me? - They don't. 218 00:08:59,990 --> 00:09:01,716 You go to the police station 'cause you say, 219 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:03,556 "Heard you were looking for me. Here I am." 220 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:05,556 Oh, but you said a cop had questions for me. 221 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:06,726 Mm-hmm. About Lucille 2. 222 00:09:06,750 --> 00:09:08,766 And I'm not gonna answer any questions, right? 223 00:09:08,790 --> 00:09:11,026 - No. Answer the questions. - When Barry says it's okay. 224 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,316 Barry's not there. No attorneys. Just tell the truth. 225 00:09:13,340 --> 00:09:15,396 Okay, like, bad example, 226 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:19,100 I saw Lucille 2's lifeless body sprawled across the stair car? 227 00:09:24,390 --> 00:09:26,326 Perfect. If that's what happened, tell them. 228 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,076 Nothing to be nervous about, okay? 229 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:29,916 Lucille 2 is probably gonna be back 230 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:31,296 from whatever bender she's on. 231 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,456 She's gonna be as dry as, uh... 232 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,086 well, Lucille 1. 233 00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:36,676 I can hear Mother winking now. 234 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:39,676 So, I got some groceries. These are gonna have to last. 235 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:42,056 You already got into the candy bears, huh? 236 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:43,926 This is literally one of only 237 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,766 two things the Army warns about when they issue these. 238 00:09:46,790 --> 00:09:48,150 - Let me help. - I think they spent 239 00:09:48,174 --> 00:09:50,646 $27 million on the wrong guy. 240 00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:52,776 Don't you say that about you. Well... 241 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,688 Maybe you do say that. Maybe that's important to 242 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:56,600 say. And certain his mother would have to return 243 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:01,010 to take responsibility for this particular son, 244 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:04,060 Michael went to say goodbye to his own. 245 00:10:10,020 --> 00:10:11,520 Ooh. 246 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,456 Hey, I am outside your door. 247 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,546 I was this close to telling you. You inside? 248 00:10:15,570 --> 00:10:17,966 Hi, it's Lucille Austero. 249 00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:19,410 - No! - I've been looking for you. 250 00:10:20,030 --> 00:10:21,546 Note, I mean. 251 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:23,466 I know, I'd left you a note, 252 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,346 and, can you hear me? 253 00:10:26,370 --> 00:10:29,436 Hello? Hello? Here we go again. 254 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:30,766 Getting disconnected. 255 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:33,960 This is why you always... leave a note. 256 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,260 Always leave a note. 257 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,050 Where's that from? 258 00:10:38,550 --> 00:10:41,696 Michael discovered a note he'd already written. 259 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,576 "Are you avoiding me? Ha ha." 260 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,536 Leaving town for a while. Love you. 261 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:47,060 - "Michael Bluth." - It worked well. 262 00:10:52,650 --> 00:10:55,336 But perhaps if Michael had taken a few seconds 263 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,900 to write an original note before leaving town, 264 00:10:58,820 --> 00:11:02,450 he would've run into George Michael, who was coming to see him... 265 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,056 only to come across a cousin he didn't recognize. 266 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,886 - Hey. Know if anyone's home? - Uh, yeah, Buster's in there. 267 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:12,580 But if you're looking for Michael, you just missed him. 268 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,226 Oh, so much for apologizing. 269 00:11:16,250 --> 00:11:18,146 I'm telling you, he's moved on. 270 00:11:18,170 --> 00:11:20,986 - Okay? You should, too. - I just found out 271 00:11:21,010 --> 00:11:22,656 my dad went to Mexico without telling me. 272 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,826 Welcome to the shitty parents club. 273 00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:26,656 - No, no, we don't have kids. - No. 274 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,286 Although there was a kid 275 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:30,456 that Maeby was eager to get away from. 276 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:33,246 You know, Mexico sounds far from Perfecto. 277 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:35,836 So that's perfect. What do you say? Screw it! 278 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,456 No rules. Anything goes. 279 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:41,006 A rebounding George Michael found the offer intriguing. 280 00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:43,006 - Just the cousins. - Mm-hmm. 281 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,426 Which turned out to be... 282 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:47,120 - Primos! - This crew. 283 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:50,250 - Why do you keep yelling that? - Stop it. 284 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,710 Ah. 285 00:11:55,250 --> 00:11:58,250 Not far away, Michael was also heading to Mexico. 286 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,646 And after taking care of one last bit of business... 287 00:12:01,670 --> 00:12:03,906 It's Buster Bluth, that's right. 288 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:06,696 Uh, yeah, I'm completely sure he's been gone 72 hours. 289 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,486 As a matter of fact, his bath has grown cold. 290 00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:11,076 So that's, uh, an alarm bell right there. 291 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,786 Michael was ready to hit bottom 292 00:12:12,810 --> 00:12:14,956 - and go off the map. - Thanks so much. 293 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,746 But that's hard to do 294 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:19,166 when you're driving a car that makes maps. 295 00:12:19,190 --> 00:12:20,716 No pictures, thank you! 296 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,546 Put your phones down. We take the pictures. 297 00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:25,336 When the fleet of recovery vans arrived 298 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,030 from the search engine Michael had been working for, 299 00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,266 he discovered that the car that takes the pictures 300 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:33,516 - was no longer under his control. - No! Window up. 301 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:35,210 - Window... - Hi, I'm Dave from Mapping. 302 00:12:35,710 --> 00:12:37,670 She's Lisa from Traditional Search. 303 00:12:38,130 --> 00:12:40,550 - And that's Jeff. - I'm Jeff from Earth. 304 00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:43,486 - Hi. Hi, guys. - We heard we had a runaway ostrich, 305 00:12:43,510 --> 00:12:45,550 and, uh, we need you to return the car. 306 00:12:46,010 --> 00:12:48,576 Oh, yeah. Sorry. Am I under arrest? 307 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,906 Oh, no. They never arrest the drivers. 308 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,786 They do come down pretty hard on the cars, 309 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:55,116 but it's cheaper to just retrain the people instead. 310 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:58,110 It sounds super futuristic and dystopian, but it's really not. 311 00:12:58,770 --> 00:13:00,416 Earth was right. 312 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,046 Because once he had been escorted back 313 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:04,650 to the impressive campus of company headquarters, 314 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,046 Michael found himself settling into a new 315 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:09,620 and generally carefree life, 316 00:13:10,740 --> 00:13:12,346 one that couldn't have been farther 317 00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,226 from the bottom he'd forgotten about hitting. 318 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,396 Ironically, Michael's son 319 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,210 had also experienced car troubles in Mexico, 320 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:22,686 and he wandered across his grandfather's deserted land 321 00:13:22,710 --> 00:13:24,276 hoping to find a spare tire... 322 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:25,906 Can't believe you didn't know who I was. 323 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:29,026 - And lose a third wheel. - Well, there's nothing we can say. 324 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:31,680 I wouldn't blame you if you took off and you don't come back. 325 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:33,100 Nah. 326 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:35,310 Primos stick together. 327 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:38,496 Oh. "Cousin." It means "cousins." 328 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,706 That makes sense. 329 00:13:40,690 --> 00:13:43,336 But the land proved not to be deserted, after all. 330 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:52,006 And as the menacing horsemen descended on the travelers, 331 00:13:52,030 --> 00:13:53,556 George Michael found himself tempted 332 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:55,476 to bring up his dust allergies... 333 00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:57,660 - We got a lot of dust. - But hinted at them instead. 334 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:00,646 And they would soon discover... 335 00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:03,566 You are not welcome here. 336 00:14:03,590 --> 00:14:06,106 Oh, so sorry, we j... Our car broke down. 337 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,770 We thought we might find somebody we know. 338 00:14:07,794 --> 00:14:09,406 My grandfather owns this land. 339 00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,720 That is not what the sign says. 340 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,206 I am the elder here. This is our land. 341 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:21,650 And you would be wise to never be seen here again. Strum! 342 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,400 Now, if you'll excuse us, we must say buenos días. 343 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,096 - Vamos, vamos. - Play the guitar, old man! 344 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,506 Strum! Strum! 345 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:36,726 And George Michael asked the question anyone might. 346 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,646 Who were those scary, handsome Mexicans 347 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:40,960 on those magical horses? 348 00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:43,816 They just looked like old white men to me. 349 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:44,936 Oh. 350 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,686 We should probably get out of here. 351 00:14:46,710 --> 00:14:49,446 Yeah, I mean, I've got a big job on Monday, anyway. 352 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:52,826 I was gonna have to leave early, and I didn't know how to tell you. 353 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:55,326 But now we can just all go together. 354 00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:57,656 And that's when he saw his opening. 355 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:58,680 Never. 356 00:14:59,730 --> 00:15:01,666 Never. Are you...? 357 00:15:01,690 --> 00:15:03,246 No. I mean, we're Bluths. 358 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,916 We're gonna stay. Maeby, too. We're... 359 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:06,376 The two of us are gonna stay. 360 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,876 And soon, being with his cousin was no longer 361 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:10,966 - an obstacle... - Crazy asshole. 362 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:13,756 To George Michael's hope of being with his cousin. 363 00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,256 I was wondering how you were gonna get rid of him. 364 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,466 - Was I that obvious? - I just know that you don't like 365 00:15:17,490 --> 00:15:19,636 standing up to people on horses with guns. 366 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:20,940 No, I never really was that guy. 367 00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,476 - Let's find a bar. - Okay. Yeah, I'd love that. 368 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,816 And so, after getting out of their dusty clothes, 369 00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:27,000 the two did just that. 370 00:15:27,856 --> 00:15:28,856 And George Michael 371 00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,196 was soon getting a real feel for the people. 372 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,026 Hey. You're not gonna believe this. 373 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,738 I met these guys that are actually from Orange 374 00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:36,450 County. And two of them also go to UCI. 375 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,406 Two of them are named Noah, but not the two that you'd think. 376 00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:41,366 - Cool? - Really cool. 377 00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:44,286 They're staying here, renting a place while they do this language course. 378 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:45,560 We could stay with them. 379 00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,626 I'm thinking about heading back. 380 00:15:47,650 --> 00:15:48,706 N... Wait, look. 381 00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,296 If this is about me firing you from Fakeblock, 382 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:52,700 there's something you should know. 383 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:55,700 Fakeblock doesn't actually exist. 384 00:15:56,740 --> 00:15:59,476 Are you telling me that the software 385 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,136 that's supposed to keep people's computers unhackable 386 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:06,590 and keep any kind of information private doesn't exist? 387 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,276 How did you find out? 388 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,146 It was easy. I just looked in your computer under "Secrets." 389 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,236 Oh, you looked in my "Please Don't Read" folder? 390 00:16:14,260 --> 00:16:17,196 No, that one was empty. I found it in "Just Odds and Ends." 391 00:16:17,220 --> 00:16:18,866 Great, you got past my double bluff. 392 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,600 It's okay, George Michael. You worry too much. 393 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:24,876 Yeah, that keeps me up at night, actually. 394 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:28,166 I just feel like I gotta move on with my life, you know? 395 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:29,610 Find some meaning. 396 00:16:30,070 --> 00:16:31,916 Get going with my own goop. 397 00:16:31,940 --> 00:16:33,676 Goop? What is goop? 398 00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,176 If you have to ask, you probably don't know what it is. 399 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,660 I don't know what it is. 400 00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,676 I feel like maybe you don't know what it is. 401 00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,080 Maybe it's "go-op"? 402 00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:43,970 To me, that would make less sense. Maybe that's what "go-op" is. 403 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,380 Not everything always making sense. 404 00:16:49,340 --> 00:16:50,606 It isn't. 405 00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:53,816 Meanwhile, George Sr. and G.O.B. continued trying 406 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,316 to out-goop each other. 407 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,076 I won't tell Mom about all the ladies you're 408 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,140 if you don't tell Mom about all the ladies I'm. 409 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,246 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Look at that one coming up. 410 00:17:04,270 --> 00:17:05,666 Where, where? Oh, my God. 411 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:08,126 Oh, she's hot. She's so hot. Dibs! 412 00:17:08,150 --> 00:17:09,996 No, no, no, Daddy saw her first. 413 00:17:10,020 --> 00:17:12,836 - Daddy dibs. - She got a friend or...? 414 00:17:12,860 --> 00:17:14,300 She's got a friend! That's a friend? 415 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,240 Bush. Trash bag and bush. 416 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,620 - Thought it was a woman. - Yeah. 417 00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:22,136 - Like, hunched over, right? - Yeah. 418 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,016 Like, with the... I wanted to do her so bad. 419 00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:27,936 Wow. I mean, I... And I really liked her friend. 420 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:30,090 Me, I liked her, too. 421 00:17:33,630 --> 00:17:36,276 - That was a ten-gallon Hefty sack? - Oh, yeah. 422 00:17:36,300 --> 00:17:39,220 - Yeah, a ten. Definitely a ten. - Yeah. Yeah. Nice. 423 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,260 I like. 424 00:17:41,970 --> 00:17:44,600 I like... a ten. 425 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:49,536 And Lucille, at the behest of her court-mandated therapist, 426 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:53,296 - was struggling to make sense of things. - Am I horrible for saying these things? 427 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,126 No. But I was doing the math, and I still think 428 00:17:56,150 --> 00:17:59,070 you're gonna have a problem with this final "raped murderer." 429 00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:01,870 But who cares about him? 430 00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:04,216 Oh, this is pointless. 431 00:18:04,240 --> 00:18:06,556 How many more sessions do I have to endure 432 00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:07,710 until I'm done with... 433 00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:10,040 no offense... you? 434 00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:13,920 Legally, two. But I am in the family. 435 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:19,010 I mean... this is my family. 436 00:18:20,180 --> 00:18:23,116 My daughter is divorcing you. This is it. 437 00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:25,116 I'm confused by the word "it." 438 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:28,520 Are you implying that you don't want to see me anymore? 439 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:31,440 I'm confused by the word "anymore." 440 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,336 There are many things I can do for this family. 441 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,586 You've lost touch with your daughter. Put me in, for God sakes. 442 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:41,386 - I thought this was my time. - It is your time. Yes, yes. 443 00:18:41,410 --> 00:18:43,466 But as your therapist, I'm pointing out that I know 444 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,676 that you build these walls to keep out, for instance, 445 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,676 your surviving children-in-law. 446 00:18:47,700 --> 00:18:50,056 Oh, don't talk to me about walls. 447 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,106 That's why we're in this mess. 448 00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:54,396 My husband buys land so we can get a contract 449 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,436 to build a little something on the border. 450 00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:57,986 A-a wall. 451 00:18:58,010 --> 00:19:00,066 And we did everything right. 452 00:19:00,090 --> 00:19:01,470 Well, not everything. 453 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,486 They did buy land on the border... 454 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,866 - You live here? - To sell back to the government. 455 00:19:06,890 --> 00:19:08,326 - The check. - And they paid off 456 00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,416 - a politician... - I am gonna put this on my wall. 457 00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,520 To stir up xenophobia. 458 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:15,166 We have got to build a wall between us and Mexico. 459 00:19:15,190 --> 00:19:17,046 - Yeah, yeah. - Of course, they made 460 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,466 - a few rookie mistakes. - I bribed Love to get the wall, 461 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:23,006 and I don't have the land to build it on! 462 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:24,096 Well, they had it. 463 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,330 It was just on the wrong side of the border. 464 00:19:26,870 --> 00:19:29,846 Which they might have known had George's brother Oscar 465 00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:31,896 - not burned the signs. - It's okay to burn these? 466 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:34,306 Well, this is America. They don't want us to burn signs, 467 00:19:34,330 --> 00:19:35,976 they shouldn't write 'em in Spanish. 468 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,816 And so, Lucille did what her own government might do. 469 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,696 Who better than the Chinese to help us build a wall, right? 470 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:44,276 - She borrowed from the Chinese. - That's good enough. 471 00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:46,156 Of course, none of this 472 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:48,616 - was okay with the woman... - How dare you? 473 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,440 - Who owned a majority stake... - Lucille... 474 00:19:50,464 --> 00:19:51,504 - in the company. - Two 475 00:19:51,528 --> 00:19:53,996 I can't be running a company that's building a wall 476 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,286 I campaigned against! 477 00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:57,626 And with their politician out of the race, 478 00:19:57,650 --> 00:19:59,336 their future looked bleak. 479 00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:02,216 So, unless some angel descends on a golden chariot, 480 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:04,756 we're completely over-leveraged. 481 00:20:04,780 --> 00:20:08,766 And maybe you don't want to get hurt because, 482 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:13,330 as I say, hurt people... hurt people. 483 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,080 Oh, that's nice. 484 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:19,356 I always say, "Make people cry, make people cry." 485 00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:21,066 But yours includes the people 486 00:20:21,090 --> 00:20:22,618 who don't want to give you the satisfaction. 487 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,170 Tobias decided to err on the side 488 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:28,406 of Lucille keeping him on as a therapist. 489 00:20:28,430 --> 00:20:30,366 You know what, let's lock that in there. 490 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:32,956 And I'd say we've made some real good progress today. 491 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:35,810 Yes. I really think this is working. 492 00:20:36,996 --> 00:20:37,996 Swimming! 493 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:41,416 Hurt people, hurt people. 494 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,740 Lindsay had also made it to Mexico, 495 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,846 and was enjoying the fact that men were more respectful. 496 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,280 Puta Night is Thursday. 497 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:53,056 - That's so nice. No, I'm not. - That was based on her belief 498 00:20:53,080 --> 00:20:55,346 - that "puta" meant "young." - No. Puta. 499 00:20:55,370 --> 00:20:57,330 I try to stay out of the sun. 500 00:20:58,500 --> 00:21:01,236 And that's when she saw what appeared to be 501 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:04,146 - a Mexican version of her father. - Oh, my God. 502 00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:06,406 Lindsay. What are you doing here? 503 00:21:06,430 --> 00:21:08,196 Guess I just had to get away. 504 00:21:08,220 --> 00:21:10,116 I was just ordering lunch. Can I buy you lunch? 505 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,286 Oh, yeah. I'm so hungry, I could eat. 506 00:21:12,310 --> 00:21:13,866 Lindsay's daughter, meanwhile, 507 00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:15,956 discovered that her trip back home... 508 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:18,190 - This is as far as we go. - Took a detour. 509 00:21:18,980 --> 00:21:20,046 Oh. 510 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,416 - You live here? - No. 511 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:23,876 These people have nothing. 512 00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:26,046 We are lucky. We have next to nothing. 513 00:21:26,070 --> 00:21:28,596 We are helping these people because nobody else will. 514 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:31,596 They've been kicked out of the only country they've ever known 515 00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,540 because of the cruelty of your president... 516 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:34,660 Barack Obama. 517 00:21:35,410 --> 00:21:37,080 Their old country is their mother, 518 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,806 new country is their father. 519 00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:41,030 Imagine if your mother and your father did not want you. 520 00:21:41,054 --> 00:21:43,816 So, you're trying to, like, teach them a lesson or...? 521 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:45,026 We're volunteers. 522 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:46,630 Who did you think the water was for? 523 00:21:47,550 --> 00:21:50,616 Oh. I thought you were just trying to get me 524 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,600 to give you a higher Uber rating. 525 00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,980 And Maeby decided to stay and help. 526 00:22:00,810 --> 00:22:03,626 George Michael, meanwhile, settled into a different kind 527 00:22:03,650 --> 00:22:05,506 of "south of the border" lifestyle. 528 00:22:05,530 --> 00:22:06,700 Mexico. 529 00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:08,926 It's like being in the Spanish dorms 530 00:22:08,950 --> 00:22:11,910 of the UCI sister campus in Spain all over again. 531 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,016 He was noticing subtle differences in the cuisine. 532 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,636 God, the salt is different here. 533 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:19,016 It's fatter or something, right? 534 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,226 - We're from Orange County. - He reached out to locals. 535 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:24,066 Dude, I'm from San Diego. They want everyone to think we're Mexican. 536 00:22:24,090 --> 00:22:26,566 - My name's Noah. - He met another Noah. 537 00:22:26,590 --> 00:22:29,236 - Noah, get over here. - Noah met another Noah. 538 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,776 - What up, dawg? - And soon five, 539 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,076 I want to say, indistinguishable Americans 540 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,770 - had Mexico on its heels. - You didn't know this was Noah? 541 00:22:37,270 --> 00:22:39,746 - They saw foreign films. - I'm glad someone had the guts 542 00:22:39,770 --> 00:22:41,210 to give the Minions their own movie. 543 00:22:41,234 --> 00:22:43,626 It's great because it's subtitled in Spanish, 544 00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,586 but we don't have to read. It's in English. 545 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:47,570 If you don't want to see 'em, you can block 'em. 546 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,650 Started trends. 547 00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:56,500 They discovered charming native communities... 548 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,500 where local artisans peddled their wares. 549 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:05,686 - Mexico. - Adopted customs 550 00:23:05,710 --> 00:23:07,880 like the midday break, or siesta. 551 00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,156 Yes! Who left the air conditioning on? 552 00:23:11,180 --> 00:23:13,486 - Oh, me. I never left. - And while George Michael 553 00:23:13,510 --> 00:23:15,866 - was enjoying his status quo... - Why'd we go out? 554 00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:19,456 Lucille was on the verge of an emotional breakthrough 555 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,326 that could possibly change her life. 556 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:23,586 And our whole life is turned upside down. 557 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:25,996 This is my time. Your session ended. 558 00:23:26,020 --> 00:23:28,216 That's when she heard something... 559 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,966 that would definitely change her life. 560 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:32,506 Candidate descended the escalator into the lobby. 561 00:23:32,530 --> 00:23:36,926 I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. 562 00:23:36,950 --> 00:23:38,910 Which was my idea! 563 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:42,346 And I will have Mexico pay for that wall. 564 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,460 Okay. 565 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,500 That is a clever twist. 566 00:23:50,010 --> 00:23:52,260 Michael had been at Search for a month. 567 00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:55,276 In that time, he'd developed himself physically... 568 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,406 And then lunge. Duck, sweep the leg, lunge. 569 00:23:57,430 --> 00:23:59,156 Been given a new company car. 570 00:23:59,180 --> 00:24:01,156 Ted, I think you see your daughter coming. 571 00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:03,826 You're not expecting this, but she's coming in hot 572 00:24:03,850 --> 00:24:06,036 - with a right... - He'd gotten to teach a class 573 00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:09,296 he'd successfully persuaded management to try out. 574 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,506 Mona, I know your husband's down, he probably needs medical attention, 575 00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:14,546 but you got another son on your flank. 576 00:24:14,570 --> 00:24:17,136 And, everybody, we're going to duck, sweep the leg, and lunge. 577 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,426 And he comes back again. And we sweep the leg and lunge. 578 00:24:20,450 --> 00:24:22,306 That's great. Everybody put down your cactus. 579 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,476 Let's all huddle up. Okay, now that you're loose, 580 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,146 we're gonna do some Mom Attacks Son, 581 00:24:26,170 --> 00:24:28,016 we're gonna do Dad Attacks Daughter, 582 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,186 and then we're gonna do Dad Attacks Mom... 583 00:24:30,210 --> 00:24:32,946 But he still felt something was missing from his life 584 00:24:32,970 --> 00:24:35,658 when he found a way to satisfy a dream. 585 00:24:35,670 --> 00:24:38,370 Wow, satisfy an old dream. Boy, do you really have to spend 1,000 bucks on the gear, though? 586 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,706 - Not if you have your own. - Mm. 587 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:43,866 Yeah. Yeah, well, not here, 588 00:24:43,890 --> 00:24:46,286 but I could drive home and get it. 589 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:47,916 Course, I could see my family. 590 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,916 A family Michael hadn't seen in some time. 591 00:24:50,940 --> 00:24:52,216 So he decided... 592 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,530 Ah, what the heck. For 1,000 bucks, it's worth the risk, huh? 593 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:02,250 Michael returned to a model home he left in some disgrace. 594 00:25:02,790 --> 00:25:05,646 And he wasn't particularly proud of what he did next. 595 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:07,790 Hola. Window cleaner! 596 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,946 I shall be neither seen nor heard. 597 00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:16,696 - I blue myself. - It's vodka. 598 00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,736 It goes bad once it's opened. 599 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,826 I heard the jury's still out on science. 600 00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:23,890 - It was an emotional moment. - Window cleaner! 601 00:25:24,350 --> 00:25:26,270 Until right at the end there. 602 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,570 And that's when he found a letter from Lucille 2. 603 00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,910 She forgave the debt. 604 00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:46,646 And feeling bad that he'd been forgiven by someone 605 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:50,040 he wanted to forget, he decided to thank her in person. 606 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,486 But, tired of hiding, he decided 607 00:25:56,510 --> 00:25:59,050 - to say hello to his own family. - Hello? 608 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:02,696 Speech! Speech! 609 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,906 You're my third least favorite child. 610 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,366 Like a Motherboy Ball. 611 00:26:06,390 --> 00:26:09,480 And when they weren't home, he found himself missing them. 612 00:26:09,810 --> 00:26:13,150 I should ask if she wants to get pre-pre-engaged. 613 00:26:13,690 --> 00:26:16,216 - Lucille 2? - I want that pie covered. 614 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,676 - And not with your face. - Hello? 615 00:26:18,700 --> 00:26:21,506 - Told you he'd come! - Hey! 616 00:26:21,530 --> 00:26:23,580 It's on, it's on, it's on. 617 00:26:24,330 --> 00:26:25,766 - Look at him fighting me! - G.O.B.! 618 00:26:25,790 --> 00:26:28,806 - I haven't seen you in a year! - It's been two months. Get your hands off. 619 00:26:28,830 --> 00:26:31,606 Oh, yeah? What's the last thing you remember us doing? 620 00:26:31,630 --> 00:26:32,990 - What do you remember? - What? No. 621 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:39,200 - Enough! - Michael Bluth -gets up. - A lot of hands down there. 622 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,366 - They weren't my hands. - Oh. Okay. 623 00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:44,996 Harmless bathhousing amongst brothers, yes? 624 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:47,406 And George Michael dips his toe 625 00:26:47,430 --> 00:26:50,206 - into the Mexican nightlife. - Guys, it's 9:00. 626 00:26:50,230 --> 00:26:53,230 Gives us 30 minutes till they shut down that last machine at Pinkberry.