1 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:12,316 Now the story of a wealthy family 2 00:00:12,340 --> 00:00:15,526 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 3 00:00:15,550 --> 00:00:17,140 but to keep them all together. 4 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,850 It's... 5 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,216 Michael Bluth was visiting the family business, 6 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,676 hoping to find Lucille Austero, 7 00:00:34,700 --> 00:00:36,740 who was now a majority stakeholder, 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,386 to thank the woman... 9 00:00:38,410 --> 00:00:40,530 - They closed the company. - For forgiving his debt. 10 00:00:40,554 --> 00:00:42,386 - Don't mind me, I work downstairs. - Hi. 11 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:44,096 Doing a little lunch looting. 12 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,146 - You? - It was my family's company. 13 00:00:47,170 --> 00:00:48,186 I'm Michael Bluth. 14 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:50,840 Hey. You guys put me in my first house. 15 00:00:51,250 --> 00:00:54,316 Oh, yeah, a lot of people's first house was a Bluth. 16 00:00:54,340 --> 00:00:57,196 No, no, I was part of that Cornballer class action suit. 17 00:00:57,220 --> 00:00:58,366 - I see. - Yeah, 18 00:00:58,390 --> 00:01:01,286 I made enough to put a down payment on a Sitwell. 19 00:01:01,310 --> 00:01:04,930 Well, we've put a lot of people in Sitwells, too. 20 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,916 Uh... oh, God, well, you caught us. 21 00:01:11,940 --> 00:01:14,580 Didn't think anybody would be getting on while we were getting off. 22 00:01:14,604 --> 00:01:16,256 What did you do to the Bluth Company? 23 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,006 You've been president two weeks. 24 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:20,256 - Took us to the next level. - An iPhone 5 charger! 25 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:21,330 Fourth floor. 26 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:25,186 Even the landlord was surprised by the move. 27 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,476 Not only would you have to pay 28 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,670 a penalty to get out of your old lease, but the rent is double. 29 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:31,856 Just to see the roof of a Rite Aid? 30 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,050 Which was the first that G.O.B. had heard of the view. 31 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:36,930 I'll take it. 32 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:39,276 Okay, okay. Okay. 33 00:01:39,300 --> 00:01:40,300 Ding. 34 00:01:41,350 --> 00:01:42,696 So? 35 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:44,116 What do you think? 36 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:46,406 It used to be a 2 Hour Teeth, the whole place. 37 00:01:46,430 --> 00:01:48,286 Yeah, I remember the screams. 38 00:01:48,310 --> 00:01:50,786 I guess it was the 90 Minute Tooth guys across the street 39 00:01:50,810 --> 00:01:52,940 that put the 2 Hour guys out of business. 40 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:55,256 I did see that the old Blockbuster is becoming 41 00:01:55,280 --> 00:01:58,836 an "Hour Mouth," so those guys gotta be shitting themselves. 42 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:01,200 Why did you move the business? This is exactly the same. 43 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:04,540 Says the guy who hasn't seen the roof of the Rite Aid yet. 44 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:07,556 Where's the nitrous? 45 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:10,040 This will not be used as the conference room? 46 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:12,896 Uh, no. I had to kind of... I had to move it, 47 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:15,066 just, uh, for a couple reasons, actually. 48 00:02:15,090 --> 00:02:18,130 A, I wanted a bigger office. -That feels like the heart of it. - Yeah, it is, 49 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:23,076 - but, uh... Hey. - Sure. 50 00:02:23,100 --> 00:02:24,366 Check out that view. 51 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:26,578 Boy, what's a bike tire doing on the roof of the Rite 52 00:02:26,590 --> 00:02:28,790 Aid? Yeah, that's the $14,000 a month question, isn't it? 53 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,536 When they said you were the president of the Bluth Company, 54 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:34,206 I assumed it was in name only. 55 00:02:34,230 --> 00:02:36,730 That they hired you to actually work seems wrong. 56 00:02:37,070 --> 00:02:39,836 Do you even know what a mortgage is? 57 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,950 No, he doesn't. He doesn't know anything. 58 00:02:42,386 --> 00:02:43,386 You do, though. 59 00:02:43,410 --> 00:02:45,410 You're the smart Bluth, I can see it in your eyes. 60 00:02:45,870 --> 00:02:47,000 You read, don't you? 61 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:50,096 Adhir is a holdover from the Austero Company. 62 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,726 He's our compliant officer. 63 00:02:51,750 --> 00:02:53,686 Or as I like to call him, Chief Worrywart. 64 00:02:53,710 --> 00:02:55,896 It's "compliance officer." 65 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:59,316 Uh, hey, uh, so you worked for the Austero Company? 66 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:01,066 Uh, they forgave a big debt of mine. 67 00:03:01,090 --> 00:03:03,470 How would I get ahold of Lucille Austero? 68 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:11,416 - No one knows, I'm afraid. - Okay. 69 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,270 That's it, go to your office, Adhir. 70 00:03:13,980 --> 00:03:18,126 He's the chief compliant officer, so he has to do whatever I comply. 71 00:03:18,150 --> 00:03:20,126 I'm assuming that's 72 00:03:20,150 --> 00:03:21,546 where the conference table went. 73 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,336 It's probably too big for that room, 74 00:03:23,360 --> 00:03:26,256 and I would get it out, but I can't quite remember 75 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,806 how I got it in there. 76 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,056 Like you, I'm about to go underwater, but before I go, 77 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,556 I'd like to give you some advice: you're not good at this. 78 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,976 Yeah. I know. But it's important to Dad. 79 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,646 Want to know the thanks I'm getting? 80 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:39,026 Dad is giving a trophy to Lindsay, not me, 81 00:03:39,050 --> 00:03:41,566 for the family of the year ceremony tonight. 82 00:03:41,590 --> 00:03:42,776 Hm. Great, well, 83 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,196 Dad didn't get a trophy for doing what you're doing, and he actually did it. 84 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,996 Well, that's not the worst way to make Dad love me. 85 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:54,456 I will get a trophy for Dad, for... something. 86 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:56,036 - Mm. - Figure that out later. 87 00:03:56,060 --> 00:03:58,126 Dad's never gonna give you what you're looking for. 88 00:03:58,150 --> 00:04:00,256 And, uh, maybe that's how it should be. 89 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,716 Maybe when sons grow up, they're not supposed to be too close 90 00:04:02,740 --> 00:04:03,926 to their fathers. 91 00:04:03,950 --> 00:04:06,716 And maybe the best thing a father can do for his son 92 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:09,346 is disappear for a while and let him figure out 93 00:04:09,370 --> 00:04:11,096 what kind of man he wants to be on his own. 94 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,710 At least, that's what I've tried to do. 95 00:04:14,210 --> 00:04:16,880 Then why did you move into your son's dorm room? 96 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,646 That was a year, okay? 97 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:22,590 And not even a full year, because I got there at Thanksgiving. 98 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:25,316 Okay, well, goodbye forever, G.O.B. 99 00:04:25,340 --> 00:04:26,720 I'll be seeing you tonight. 100 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:32,156 Michael returned to the model home to get his scuba equipment. 101 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:34,326 But before he left town, he thought he'd take 102 00:04:34,350 --> 00:04:37,610 one last look at his son's childhood bedroom. 103 00:04:38,860 --> 00:04:40,190 Uh... George Michael? 104 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:44,296 Father. It's me, George Michael. 105 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:45,320 Think fast. 106 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,280 Tobias. 107 00:04:47,990 --> 00:04:51,926 Michael. Yes, well, this is embarrassing. 108 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:54,766 Not only are you finding me in your son's pants, 109 00:04:54,790 --> 00:04:57,960 but you're also finding out how the sausage is made. 110 00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:00,896 I don't understand a thing you said. 111 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:04,300 Well, I was doing some character work for, um, 112 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:07,566 uh... 113 00:05:07,590 --> 00:05:09,486 I'm doing a little character work to prepare 114 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,286 for the awards ceremony... 115 00:05:11,310 --> 00:05:12,310 How did... 116 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,666 Why do they only have one...? 117 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,206 Yes... oh! Uhp! 118 00:05:17,230 --> 00:05:18,706 - Okay, back... - You all right? 119 00:05:18,730 --> 00:05:20,246 Oh! Um... 120 00:05:20,270 --> 00:05:21,496 There you go. 121 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,126 - Just an acting exercise. - Sure. 122 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:24,796 You're supposed to be George Michael now? 123 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:28,490 Oh, well, it's a character role, really, and let's face it. 124 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:30,966 No one was buying me as a straight man. 125 00:05:30,990 --> 00:05:32,596 It was a little off-brand. 126 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,386 I'm just trying to find 127 00:05:34,410 --> 00:05:37,000 my place in the Bluth family... 128 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,040 now that, uh... 129 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:43,106 Lucille's almost done with me as her therapist 130 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:45,526 and Lindsay has... what does Gwyneth Paltrow say? 131 00:05:45,550 --> 00:05:47,106 "Consciously un-cuckold" me. 132 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,890 You want to stay a part of the Bluth family? 133 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,800 I have a feeling... 134 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,100 you do, too. 135 00:05:53,470 --> 00:05:55,456 Despite your claims of leaving. 136 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,746 No, no, it's not a claim. I'm leaving. 137 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:59,076 You always seem to be. 138 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:00,336 Well, I'm doing it. 139 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,070 I'm gonna map the ocean floor. 140 00:06:03,070 --> 00:06:04,456 Michael, if I could... 141 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,176 put my therapist leggings on for one second. 142 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,296 - Just sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, - Yeah, sure. 143 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:12,030 - Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. - Tobias, please. 144 00:06:13,450 --> 00:06:14,886 I would just say that 145 00:06:14,910 --> 00:06:17,806 you're trying to run away from people before they have a chance 146 00:06:17,830 --> 00:06:19,896 to run away from you, because that's what the people 147 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,396 you love do. 148 00:06:21,420 --> 00:06:22,420 Isn't it? 149 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:24,300 What people? Your wife. 150 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,880 - Uh... - Your son. 151 00:06:27,630 --> 00:06:28,670 Or should I say... 152 00:06:30,180 --> 00:06:31,696 me? 153 00:06:31,720 --> 00:06:33,366 Don't. Uh, you know... 154 00:06:33,390 --> 00:06:35,446 - "Why'd Mommy leave, Daddy?" - Tobias... 155 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:38,996 "- I didn't leave. - I loved you bo..." 156 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:40,666 I don't think you want to go there, okay? 157 00:06:40,690 --> 00:06:43,086 Yes, yes, yes. I suppose I did... 158 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:44,126 start too high. 159 00:06:44,150 --> 00:06:46,206 Okay, let's bring everyone down an octave. 160 00:06:46,230 --> 00:06:47,910 - "Why did Mommy leave, Daddy?" - Tobias... 161 00:06:47,934 --> 00:06:49,876 - "I didn't leave. I loved you both." - Listen. 162 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:51,926 Tobias, listen, I don't want you playing my son. 163 00:06:51,950 --> 00:06:55,096 And I'm not confused at all about what happened to Tracey. 164 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,386 Really? Because you certainly never talk about it. 165 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:00,396 I was raising a son. Think I want to burden him 166 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,356 with memories that are gonna make him feel worse? 167 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:06,106 Please. What about Michael's memories? 168 00:07:06,130 --> 00:07:10,606 Why can't you go back to the last place you saw Tracey? Hmm? 169 00:07:10,630 --> 00:07:13,236 - The family beach cottage? - No, no, 170 00:07:13,260 --> 00:07:15,196 I was thinking more, uh, uh, 171 00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,786 - metaphorically. - Yeah. 172 00:07:16,810 --> 00:07:18,996 But that's where we spent the last months of her life. 173 00:07:19,020 --> 00:07:20,996 And-and after she died, 174 00:07:21,020 --> 00:07:23,456 the family sold that house. 175 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,376 It was one of the kindest things 176 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,336 that-that they ever did for me. 177 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,216 - Do you think that I should go there? - Uh, 178 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,450 my number one rule is "don't tell Michael..." 179 00:07:33,610 --> 00:07:35,926 what to do." Now, um, I will say, though, 180 00:07:35,950 --> 00:07:37,886 I wish I had known you'd had such depth 181 00:07:37,910 --> 00:07:40,830 before I gave your part away to a less experienced actor. 182 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,346 I didn't know there was such a thing. 183 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:45,210 Get your stuff. We're out of here. 184 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:47,186 And where are we going, Father? 185 00:07:47,210 --> 00:07:48,986 Nowhere. I was just practicing the new skit. 186 00:07:49,010 --> 00:07:50,816 Remember the line where he says, 187 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,816 - "Get your stuff"? - I'm improv'ing, 188 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:54,316 you over-intending schmactor. 189 00:07:54,340 --> 00:07:57,286 This is the simplest character in the entire family. 190 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,180 He has one personality trait: 191 00:07:59,470 --> 00:08:00,866 he always comes back. 192 00:08:00,890 --> 00:08:03,076 Well, that and he always has his hands in his pockets. 193 00:08:03,100 --> 00:08:04,150 You got peanuts in there? 194 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,440 Okay, why am I staying here for this? 195 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:08,546 Why can't I just be your son? 196 00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:10,570 Oh, there is no son anymore. He cut the part. 197 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,426 And I can't be your father. I'm not a straight man. 198 00:08:13,450 --> 00:08:16,346 Why are we staying here for this? Anyway, Michael, 199 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,966 in his haste to leave town, arrived at the dock 200 00:08:18,990 --> 00:08:21,806 for his ocean floor mapping expedition 201 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,896 for what he was certain was a six-bells departure. 202 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,766 No, we leave at 6:00 p.m. 203 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:28,266 You telling me we've got a 14-bell delay? 204 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,316 I don't know, man. But we leave in seven hours. 205 00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:31,816 Yeah. Okay. 206 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:33,646 And he was encouraged to use the time 207 00:08:33,670 --> 00:08:36,486 to try out his undersea camera survey equipment. 208 00:08:36,510 --> 00:08:39,736 All right, let's have it. Great. Look at that, huh? 209 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:42,036 And once in the water, Michael felt like he was 210 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:45,246 finally able to let go of the past and forget about 211 00:08:45,270 --> 00:08:47,310 everything he was leaving behind. 212 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:52,860 George Michael, meanwhile, felt no such peace. 213 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,966 Although he was surprised that his evasive run-in with his father... 214 00:08:56,990 --> 00:08:59,056 There's enough of these for this to be a thing? 215 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,136 Was less dramatic 216 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:01,266 than he recalled. 217 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,726 And he sought out Maeby at what she'd said was her new place. 218 00:09:04,750 --> 00:09:06,936 - Hello. - Looking for a grandparent? 219 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,476 No, thank you. I... No, I have enough. I'm, uh... 220 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:11,276 I think I might be at the wrong address. 221 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,356 I'm looking for someone who I cannot imagine meets 222 00:09:13,380 --> 00:09:15,946 - your residency requirements here. - Rose, he's fine. 223 00:09:15,970 --> 00:09:17,406 It's all right. He's with me. 224 00:09:17,430 --> 00:09:19,366 This is where you're living, a senior center? 225 00:09:19,390 --> 00:09:20,950 Yeah, just wait. Hey, Rose, do you mind? 226 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,950 - Thank you. I needed somewhere to lay low 227 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,286 until the Perfecto thing blew over. 228 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:29,150 But you said this place was incredible. 229 00:09:29,810 --> 00:09:31,690 - This is incredible! - Right? 230 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:34,256 Why is the lobby so off-putting? 231 00:09:34,280 --> 00:09:36,926 That's what the seniors do to keep the young people away. 232 00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:39,046 They don't want "dot-commers" taking over. 233 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:41,256 - Nice. Like you and me. - Exactly. 234 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,016 How were you able to get in? 235 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,766 When I came back from Mexico, 236 00:09:44,790 --> 00:09:47,306 I found a parking pass in Lucille 2's Cadillac, right? 237 00:09:47,330 --> 00:09:49,976 And, apparently, she kept a place for these "trysts" 238 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,936 with old lovers from years ago. 239 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:53,936 Or they were co-owners or something. 240 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,816 But they just kept it here, empty, 241 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:57,526 until one of them needed it. 242 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:59,156 So that was lucky. 243 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:01,350 I just had to make myself look older, you know? 244 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,496 Yeah, I would think that that'd be a great use of the gray wig. 245 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,116 No, I went down that road. 246 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,916 But wasn't expecting how upsetting it is 247 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,456 to see one's self grown old. 248 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:12,836 The moment when a young woman realizes... 249 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:14,956 Oh, my God, I've become my father. 250 00:10:17,030 --> 00:10:18,506 Oh, so this is a choice. 251 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:19,836 I didn't want to say anything, 252 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:22,426 but I was like, "Maeby looks like a 65-year-old." 253 00:10:22,450 --> 00:10:25,200 - What if I told you I was 75? Hmm? - Holy shit. 254 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:27,726 - You look fantastic. - Right? 255 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:30,396 It's the teeth. It's the same guy who's doing my meth teeth, 256 00:10:30,420 --> 00:10:32,356 you know, for the family of the year thing. 257 00:10:32,380 --> 00:10:35,436 Where I write a speech for my mom, she talks about how great I am, then... 258 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,106 Then you open your mouth and you're like, 259 00:10:37,130 --> 00:10:39,276 "So why do I have to turn tricks for meth money?" 260 00:10:39,300 --> 00:10:41,526 I don't know how you keep all your scams straight. 261 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:44,560 Well, this old lady one is a big, big score. 262 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:48,286 I mean, when people catch on, they either forget or they die. 263 00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:50,996 And, I mean, this place is a dream. 264 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:52,496 Nobody even locks their doors. 265 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,046 Of course, what is there to steal? 266 00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:57,150 A few barstools and some family pictures? 267 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:02,160 Anyway, that's how I got those barstools and all these great pictures of grandkids. 268 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:04,966 - What a beautiful family you've stolen. - Mm. 269 00:11:04,990 --> 00:11:08,030 What are you gonna do if Lucille 2 or the friend she owns this with shows up? 270 00:11:08,054 --> 00:11:09,714 He kind of already has. 271 00:11:10,460 --> 00:11:12,766 Maeby had only been in the place for a week 272 00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:16,686 and had spent most of that time trying to trap a swan in her condo... 273 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:18,066 What's your problem? It's tuna. 274 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:19,816 When she came across a stranger, 275 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,156 whom longtime viewers will be mildly surprised 276 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:24,906 - to recognize is Stan Sitwell. - Hello. 277 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,656 - But whom Maeby did not. - Hello. 278 00:11:26,680 --> 00:11:28,076 Do you live in one of these? 279 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,326 - This one's mine, yes. - Well, that's strange. 280 00:11:30,350 --> 00:11:32,980 Do you realize this condo is listed as Lucille Austero's? 281 00:11:33,270 --> 00:11:34,810 Yes. I am her. 282 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,360 Sister. 283 00:11:37,820 --> 00:11:39,336 I am her sister. 284 00:11:39,360 --> 00:11:40,610 You're going the wrong way. 285 00:11:41,006 --> 00:11:42,006 Annette? 286 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,796 Great idea. Do you think they have one? 287 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:44,820 Have what? 288 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:47,450 Annette. Yes, that's me. 289 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:49,806 And you are? 290 00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:53,056 Stan. I must admit, I'm a little confused right now. 291 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:56,710 Our agreement was that this place would revert back to me once Lucille... 292 00:12:02,590 --> 00:12:04,430 gave up her interest. 293 00:12:05,180 --> 00:12:07,406 Well, I don't know anything about that. 294 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:09,366 She signed it over to me. 295 00:12:09,390 --> 00:12:11,390 I'd like to see that paperwork. 296 00:12:12,730 --> 00:12:13,730 Yes. 297 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,706 Well, I recently moved here from New Orleans, 298 00:12:16,730 --> 00:12:20,256 - and I... - Maeby was proud of this lie. 299 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,700 Lost all my personal paperwork in Hurricane Cantina. 300 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,620 Ooh. That's complicated. 301 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,080 Yes. It is. 302 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,370 Unless I'm expected to lose a home for the second time. 303 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:37,056 Of course, I could just pack up my shorty shorts, 304 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,776 my silky pajamas, my peekaboo bras, 305 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,590 my ticklers, sex knobs, and lacy hoo-has 306 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,050 and hit the road. 307 00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,486 I can't ask you to do that. 308 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:47,906 This place is yours? 309 00:12:47,930 --> 00:12:50,260 Not yet, but maybe I'll kick him out sooner than later. 310 00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:53,430 Maybe I'll kick him out once he gets off that goddamn chair. 311 00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,456 That's him? 312 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,270 - Yeah. - Why aren't we whispering? 313 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:58,786 Oh. He can't hear a thing. 314 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:01,166 - He's got horrible aids. - Shoedini! 315 00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:03,166 The world's first shoe horn... 316 00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:04,176 Oh, hearing aids. 317 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,136 Yeah, yeah, here they call them aids. 318 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,346 The other ones they call aids. 319 00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:11,676 Don't worry, if he asks who you are, I'll just tell him you're Tom Collins. 320 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:13,806 He's always asking for a Tom Collins. 321 00:13:13,830 --> 00:13:16,936 Believe me, I'm in over my head enough as it is being George Maharis. 322 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,680 Which is what I wanted to talk to you about. 323 00:13:18,704 --> 00:13:21,334 So I told my Dad that I was still dating Rebel. 324 00:13:21,630 --> 00:13:23,986 What? Why'd you do that? 325 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:25,696 You told me to do it. It was your idea. 326 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,656 - Mm-mm. - I mean, I still haven't even seen her 327 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,236 - since I punched him. - No, no, no. 328 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:32,600 I told you that your dad is still in love with Rebel. 329 00:13:33,060 --> 00:13:35,656 And that telling him you haven't seen her would be more hurtful. 330 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,868 You perverted that into a way to not hurt him. And then 331 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,080 I had to turn down this scuba trip, which is also rude, 332 00:13:41,110 --> 00:13:42,836 and if he finds out he's gonna say, 333 00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:45,296 "You lied to me, George Michael, and that's worse." 334 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:47,296 You know he's gonna say "and that's worse." 335 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,346 You would've had to lie about scuba, 'cause you would've been scared. 336 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,410 Why do you say I'm scared of scuba? I'm not. 337 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:54,580 You passed out at the aquarium. 338 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:58,670 They make you feel like you're underwater with all these giant... 339 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,816 - Dolphins? - I think that was some kind of smiling, 340 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,880 kind of bemused baby shark. 341 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,736 I don't know, things are volatile 342 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:07,816 with my dad right now. It feels very combustible. 343 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:10,906 Feels like we're on the edge of physical menace or something, 344 00:14:10,930 --> 00:14:14,536 which I've trained myself for, but has he been training, too? 345 00:14:14,560 --> 00:14:15,866 What was that in the hallway? 346 00:14:15,890 --> 00:14:17,916 Look. Here's my advice. Okay? 347 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,206 You go to Rebel's, 348 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:21,706 you take my bag of lacy ticklers, hoo-ha bras, dog toys, 349 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,956 and sex knobs with you. 350 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,166 And you act like you're expecting a booty call, 351 00:14:25,190 --> 00:14:27,216 as the old people think the young people say. 352 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:29,200 All right? You tell her, "I'm here for a quickie", 353 00:14:29,224 --> 00:14:30,256 and I'm out of here." 354 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,620 Mr. Brash. And she'll drop you like a buttered cane. 355 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,790 - Something old people say? - Yeah. I'm trying to get it going. 356 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:39,896 - That's cool. - George Michael's father 357 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,080 had drifted farther south than he realized, 358 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,776 despite swimming with a GPS system 359 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,970 that cost roughly as much as Buster's left thumb. 360 00:14:48,510 --> 00:14:50,696 And he soon found himself 361 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,526 on a part of the beach he hadn't been to in over 20 years. 362 00:15:02,730 --> 00:15:03,770 I love that house. 363 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,916 Yeah. My family used to own it back in the '80s. 364 00:15:07,940 --> 00:15:10,086 Too bad they sold it, it's worth a fortune now. 365 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:11,336 My wife died there. 366 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,716 Ovarian cancer, actually. 367 00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:15,346 - He's a liar. - And... 368 00:15:15,370 --> 00:15:17,016 He shouldn't have said that. 369 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,950 - Ignore the man. - Good to see you. 370 00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:24,960 And Michael decided that perhaps Tobias was right. 371 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:28,356 Perhaps he did need to look the grim truth 372 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:31,340 of mortality... in the face. 373 00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:35,350 Oh shit, he found out. 374 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,996 Michael had just discovered 375 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:45,020 his family never sold their family cottage. Lied to me, and that's worse. 376 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:49,756 I am stunned. I just... I literally said it would be so great 377 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:51,796 if my family had kept the cottage. 378 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:52,886 We did. 379 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,796 I know. You shouldn't have. 380 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:56,410 Well, then either way, you're unhappy. 381 00:15:56,870 --> 00:15:58,160 I mean, pick a lane. 382 00:15:58,490 --> 00:16:00,676 You pick... you pick a lane. 383 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,306 What did you want us to do, Michael? 384 00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:04,790 It was a horrible time for the housing market. 385 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:07,896 Were we supposed to lose our precious daughter-in-law 386 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,186 and a couple hundred grand in the same year? 387 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,090 - Why didn't you just tell me? - Because we love you. 388 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,326 - And nobody wanted your feelings hurt. - Mm. 389 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,286 - That was rule one. - Rule one? 390 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:21,156 It slipped down a little when we put in the new floors. 391 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,496 And by that point, you were already dating 392 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:26,020 and in love with that total re... 393 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:29,876 That totally lovely Rita. 394 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,796 Uh, she was a smart cookie, that one. 395 00:16:31,820 --> 00:16:33,046 Nice try, Mom. 396 00:16:33,070 --> 00:16:36,346 And we didn't want to bring up those bad old memories. 397 00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,280 Besides, this place already has enough bad ones for me. 398 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,330 My mother died here. 399 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,790 G.O.B. was born here. 400 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,896 And I'm sure you've heard, 401 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:47,936 it was also your father's pad. 402 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,776 Only from the next room. 403 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,646 Please believe me, if I could turn back time, 404 00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:54,590 - I never would've answered that door. - I know. 405 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,616 Were you slightly worried 406 00:16:57,640 --> 00:17:00,260 that I might come out here one day, Mom? 407 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,576 H-Honestly, I never thought you'd get past the guard gate. 408 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:06,126 I could barely get past them when Tobias and I got here. 409 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,456 Tobias. He's the one that put coming out here 410 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:11,046 - in my mind in the first place. - He what? 411 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,756 - As a metaphor. - You're out! 412 00:17:13,780 --> 00:17:15,716 But I've already pinked away my sideburns 413 00:17:15,740 --> 00:17:18,846 to play Buster at the family of the year ceremony tonight. 414 00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,596 And Buster's already invited a date. 415 00:17:20,620 --> 00:17:23,910 Come out and meet your boyfriend, Lucille. 416 00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,000 Murph? 417 00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,066 Oh, I see you finally figured out how to use that contraption. 418 00:17:32,090 --> 00:17:33,146 I'm on the phone. 419 00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,210 - Just one second. - What? I'm talking on the phone. 420 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,316 Who are you talking to? 421 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,980 Didn't you tell me I was supposed to be busting with my girlfriend? 422 00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:42,384 I said, you're Buster's girlfriend. 423 00:17:42,850 --> 00:17:43,890 Oh. Hang on. 424 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:45,906 Wait. Wait. 425 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,036 - Am I supposed... Am I your boyfriend? - No! 426 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,860 You are... I'm... A girl. 427 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,466 You're a girl, Linds, uh, Murphy B... Lucille. 428 00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:58,836 - Is he supposed to be me? - Uh-uh-uh, Lucille Number 2. 429 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,926 She's quite the grande dame. 430 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:03,516 It's basically Michael without the peanut pockets. 431 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:06,056 You know, you're playing her like you played 432 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,266 that stammering mess of a Buster, and it won't do. 433 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:12,066 Sometimes I don't even think that you want to be an actor. 434 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:15,356 Actually, sometimes, I think I want to be a dog doctor. Ow! 435 00:18:15,380 --> 00:18:17,606 This is the role of a lifetime. 436 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,986 Now, I know 50 gentlemen 437 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,526 who would tuck their last nut to play this part. 438 00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:24,236 Okay? Now, he saves it for the day. 439 00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:27,786 When you see him at the campaign event, you'll think you're looking at 440 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:32,036 a 72-year-old pink mustachioed Lucille Austero. 441 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:35,756 - We can't have Lucille Austero! - We can't have Lucille Austero. 442 00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,586 She's running against Lindsay, for God's sake. 443 00:18:37,610 --> 00:18:38,586 For God's sake. 444 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:40,756 I don't even know why I'm having this conversation. 445 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:43,120 You're out! We don't even need a Buster. 446 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:45,716 Well, at least you're being honest about that. 447 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,516 So you admit you've got Buster. 448 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:50,806 This again? Why would I hide Buster from you? 449 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,646 You want me to think that he's missing. 450 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,070 You're trying to teach me a lesson. You're trying to get even 451 00:18:55,094 --> 00:18:56,514 because I'm trying to teach... 452 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:58,646 I don't know why you're trying 453 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:00,946 to teach me a lesson, so lesson not learned, Mother. 454 00:19:00,970 --> 00:19:02,696 Michael, did you do something 455 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,196 for which we should be teaching you a lesson? 456 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,640 Mother! 457 00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,166 He's here, isn't he? 458 00:19:12,190 --> 00:19:13,706 Tell me he's not in that bedroom, 459 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,370 - not where Tracey... - Don't go in there. 460 00:19:15,394 --> 00:19:16,434 Spent her last... 461 00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:20,966 Oh, someone told Michael. 462 00:19:20,990 --> 00:19:23,466 Does this mean we can start leaving towels on the floor? 463 00:19:23,490 --> 00:19:24,756 What are you doing? 464 00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,306 I'm making this into a trophy for Dad. 465 00:19:27,330 --> 00:19:29,096 I can't wait to see the one you got yourself. 466 00:19:29,120 --> 00:19:30,976 Uh, yeah, Michael. Please. 467 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,686 I'm the president or CEO or whatever of the Bluth Company. 468 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,016 I control the company checkbook, so I don't need 469 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,856 false things to make me feel important. 470 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,026 - Okay. - There's no trophy for that. 471 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,526 Although he did visit 472 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:45,590 - a trophy store earlier that day. - It's a good time to be in this business. 473 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,866 Everyone gets a trophy. 474 00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:49,730 I tell people to stay away from the business. 475 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:52,286 It's always been a lousy business, and these days 476 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:54,350 - everybody shops online. - Everybody gets a trophy. 477 00:19:54,690 --> 00:19:56,360 A trophy, huh? Yeah. 478 00:19:56,860 --> 00:19:58,836 Well, that may be, but tell me this, 479 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:02,280 how many people get a whole trophy store? 480 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,240 Oh, yeah. 481 00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:08,016 You can't be serious. 482 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,056 So the guy was like, "Are you shitting me?" 483 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:12,896 That's usually the sign that you've made yourself a great deal. 484 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:17,090 So, I told him, "I'm gonna need you to cobble together one last trophy", 485 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,316 old trophy cobbler, 486 00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:21,646 "for the family of the year ceremony tonight." 487 00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:24,970 And I said, "I want you to find the biggest golden anchor you can find." 488 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,526 So they didn't have one of those? 489 00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:30,670 No, he didn't even have keys to the back room. Also, the heat doesn't turn off. 490 00:20:31,480 --> 00:20:33,706 This took a couple hours, so once I give this to Dad, 491 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:36,956 then I'll have Joni Beard give me the deed to the trophy store. 492 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:39,070 Wait till you see it! 493 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,466 I'm not gonna be there. Oh, uh... 494 00:20:42,490 --> 00:20:45,216 let me ask you a question, and I want you to be honest with me. 495 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,096 Are you doing something with Busty? 496 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:51,176 Michael was referring to his missing brother, Buster. 497 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:55,096 But G.O.B., who hadn't been with a woman since he'd gotten closer to this man... 498 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,186 I was wondering what you were going to pop out of. 499 00:20:57,210 --> 00:20:58,840 - I mean this one... - Vámonos. 500 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:03,696 Thought that "Busty" was referring to this woman... 501 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,066 Where's the nitrous? 502 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,566 Whom he really hadn't done much fooling with at all. 503 00:21:07,590 --> 00:21:09,100 Which is why he answered... 504 00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,220 - eventually... - Yes. 505 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,900 Got my answer. 506 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,536 You really don't care about your children's feelings, do you? 507 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,456 Oh, you're one to give parenting lessons. 508 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,990 I hear I'm not the only one whose son has a nasty left hook. 509 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,030 Hmm, yeah, well... 510 00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,296 You know, at least he did something 511 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,846 that we have not been able to do. 512 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:32,926 He stood up for himself when his father was wrong. 513 00:21:32,950 --> 00:21:34,636 In fact, it might be the thing 514 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,290 that I'm most proud of him for. 515 00:21:36,556 --> 00:21:37,556 Hope he knows that. 516 00:21:37,580 --> 00:21:39,380 Uh, he definitely does not. 517 00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,146 - What's that? - I just saw him... 518 00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:45,276 Uh, heard him, rather... at the model home when I was on my way out. 519 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:47,780 - George Michael's at the model home? - Well, if it wasn't him, 520 00:21:47,804 --> 00:21:49,236 it was somebody who certainly did 521 00:21:49,260 --> 00:21:53,060 a heck of a lot better impression of him than me. 522 00:21:53,810 --> 00:21:56,230 - Well, that could be anyone. - Well, well... 523 00:21:58,190 --> 00:21:59,576 Goodbye forever. 524 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:00,536 See you tonight. 525 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,956 - See you tonight. - See you tonight. 526 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:06,166 So, Michael changed and raced to the model home. 527 00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:08,296 But his hopes for an emotional 528 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,480 - father-son reunion... - Hey. 529 00:22:09,504 --> 00:22:12,136 I'm sorry if things got, uh... Are you crying? Hey. 530 00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,266 Were ruined... 531 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:14,426 - Hey. - Oh. 532 00:22:14,450 --> 00:22:16,766 By an emotional father-son reunion. 533 00:22:16,790 --> 00:22:17,886 Tonight's the big night. 534 00:22:17,910 --> 00:22:19,476 Family of the year day. 535 00:22:19,500 --> 00:22:21,396 What are you doing in George Michael's bed? 536 00:22:21,420 --> 00:22:24,210 Oh... just a little... 537 00:22:24,590 --> 00:22:27,196 just a little weep and sleep, you know. 538 00:22:27,220 --> 00:22:28,316 - Uh-huh. - Yeah. 539 00:22:28,340 --> 00:22:29,800 Want to be the big man, so... 540 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,536 Can't do it at the office, obviously, and Lindsay's at the penthouse, 541 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,100 and I can't go to the cot... 542 00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:38,826 Well, we don't... We only... we only have the penthouse, 543 00:22:38,850 --> 00:22:40,416 - so I-I, uh, I came here. - Mmm. 544 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:41,786 I know about the cottage. 545 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,456 - I hated that rule. - Okay. 546 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,006 - Michael? - Hmm. 547 00:22:45,030 --> 00:22:47,216 - I hated both rules. - Oh, yeah, the towels. 548 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,546 Can I ask you a question? 549 00:22:48,570 --> 00:22:50,176 How'd you get past the guard gate? 550 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,660 I came from the water. 551 00:22:52,530 --> 00:22:55,450 I knew it. I told her. I told her, "He's gonna take us from the beach." 552 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,830 Well, I am glad. I am glad you did. 553 00:22:58,290 --> 00:23:00,620 Yeah, it's just your mother and her rules. 554 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:04,106 And I hated "no sand in the living room." 555 00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:05,726 Why have a beach house 556 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,446 if every member of the family can't enjoy it? 557 00:23:08,470 --> 00:23:10,776 You look like you're not enjoying anything. 558 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,026 - You all right? - Yeah. 559 00:23:12,050 --> 00:23:13,526 Your mom and I are... 560 00:23:13,550 --> 00:23:15,446 We're not together. 561 00:23:15,470 --> 00:23:17,116 We're not together in the... 562 00:23:17,140 --> 00:23:19,616 well, I guess in, uh, every meaning of that word. 563 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:22,326 I assumed that, but, uh, why aren't you enjoying that? 564 00:23:22,350 --> 00:23:25,900 Because your mom is being courted, Michael. 565 00:23:27,190 --> 00:23:28,610 Someone is fawning all over her. 566 00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,126 - I knew she had Buster. - No. 567 00:23:31,150 --> 00:23:33,216 - I knew it. - This one's not Buster. 568 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:35,386 I mean, I wish that guy was Buster. 569 00:23:35,410 --> 00:23:37,886 Him I could fight, you know? You see, 570 00:23:37,910 --> 00:23:39,386 this guy got past me. 571 00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:41,726 How can your mother do this to me? 572 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:44,016 I knew I should've sold that property 573 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,040 when Stacy died. 574 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,186 Tracey. 575 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:48,856 No, we would've lost a fortune 576 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,316 if we sold when Tracey died. 577 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:53,986 No, Stacy was the paralegal I used to bring out there 578 00:23:54,010 --> 00:23:55,326 who went into insulin shock 579 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,390 at the very height of the market. 580 00:23:57,946 --> 00:23:58,946 Sad. 581 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,406 How can she do this to me? 582 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,666 Yeah. 583 00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,326 How can your mother do this? 584 00:24:03,350 --> 00:24:05,876 Actually, she hadn't done anything yet. 585 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:08,956 But a few weeks earlier at the cottage... 586 00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:12,376 When my daughter wins this election, we're going to be wall-to-wall wall. 587 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,886 Zàijiàn. 588 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:16,926 A nuisance washed up on her beach. 589 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:18,176 You know, I smashed my phone 590 00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:20,266 a couple years ago, too. With a hammer. 591 00:24:20,290 --> 00:24:21,686 Never missed it. 592 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:24,056 Miss the hammer, but I guess that's why. 593 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,436 God made rocks. 594 00:24:25,460 --> 00:24:26,856 But God made those rocks 595 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,026 and put them in front of my cottage for me, 596 00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:30,630 so let's just leave them there. 597 00:24:31,170 --> 00:24:32,856 I know the law pretty well, 598 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,736 and I can pick up any rock I want. 599 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:37,986 Well, what do you use those for, anyway, Sand Hippie? 600 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,786 - Making a yoga garden? - No. 601 00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:42,246 I throw 'em at people that got no business 602 00:24:42,270 --> 00:24:43,996 being on this part of the beach. 603 00:24:44,020 --> 00:24:45,956 He had done so for years... 604 00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:48,416 Van Halen was in town this weekend rocking audiences. 605 00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,336 But some beachgoers are getting rocked in a different way 606 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:54,626 by a group calling themselves the Newport Bay Boys. 607 00:24:54,650 --> 00:24:57,466 In what started as a cool, rich kid surfer gang 608 00:24:57,490 --> 00:24:58,846 that had been possessive 609 00:24:58,870 --> 00:25:01,386 about Newport's most beautiful cove... 610 00:25:01,410 --> 00:25:03,476 Nirvana was in town this weekend rocking audiences. 611 00:25:03,500 --> 00:25:06,806 But some beachgoers are getting rocked in a different way... 612 00:25:06,830 --> 00:25:08,106 and became a group 613 00:25:08,130 --> 00:25:10,726 of kind of hip, middle-aged surfer men 614 00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,356 defending their coastline. 615 00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:15,106 50 Cent was in town this weekend rocking audiences, 616 00:25:15,130 --> 00:25:18,576 but some beachgoers are getting rocked in a different way. 617 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,810 I think we're good, guys. They're gone. 618 00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:22,536 Yeah, they're gone. 619 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,866 I'm Dusty. 620 00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:25,456 That's a nice way to say it. 621 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,480 But let's not make a habit of this, shall we? 622 00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:29,586 Now, take your bucket full of rocks 623 00:25:29,610 --> 00:25:30,836 and be gone. 624 00:25:30,860 --> 00:25:32,980 But a habit of it he did make. 625 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:55,526 Hey! 626 00:25:55,550 --> 00:25:58,390 Get off my beach, you stupid seagulls. 627 00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:00,470 Oh, hi. 628 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:03,656 Care to join me for a glass of breakfast wine? 629 00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,116 And before long, they were in the first stages 630 00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:07,496 of a beautiful 631 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,900 early October-late November relationship. 632 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:14,336 I mean, he's attracted to her. 633 00:26:14,360 --> 00:26:16,110 He's attracted to her. 634 00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:19,336 I'm sorry. Why would he be attracted to her if he's blind? 635 00:26:19,360 --> 00:26:21,700 And how did he burn off his fingertips? 636 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,056 I have no idea what you're talking about. 637 00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,386 I may have added the fingertips. 638 00:26:26,410 --> 00:26:28,436 I assume if he's blind, he's gotta feel her face. 639 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:30,436 But you said you never saw him touch her face? 640 00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:31,936 I never said he was blind. 641 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,066 Look, I'm sure it's nothing. It's probably just 642 00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:36,856 some harmless one-way flirting. You know, or a Russian prank show. 643 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:39,026 Maybe I deserve it, you know, 644 00:26:39,050 --> 00:26:40,486 'cause I can't, uh... 645 00:26:40,510 --> 00:26:42,946 I can't deliver the goods. 646 00:26:42,970 --> 00:26:44,576 I shouldn't have lied to you, Michael. 647 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,656 I'm not one to judge. 648 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:48,576 You know, look, I just... I just told my son 649 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:50,496 that I broke up with the woman that he's seeing, 650 00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,666 and in retrospect, 651 00:26:51,690 --> 00:26:53,746 I don't know, maybe she did not hear 652 00:26:53,770 --> 00:26:57,126 "I'm leaving" when I said, uh, "I ain't going nowhere." 653 00:26:57,150 --> 00:26:59,296 Sounds like a "goodbye forever" to me. 654 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:02,596 Right? But if she tells my son, uh, what I said, 655 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:04,466 you know what he's gonna say. 656 00:27:04,490 --> 00:27:06,386 Uh, "You lied, and that's worse." 657 00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:09,226 Yeah, you know, they can't wait to say stuff like that. 658 00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:11,056 Mm-hmm. Well, 659 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,856 I gotta tell her that that's the last she's gonna see of me. 660 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,356 Yeah. I mean, at least it won't destroy her life 661 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,736 like your mother did mine. 662 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,550 Yep. You gonna be okay here? 663 00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:22,720 - I ain't going nowhere. - Perfect.