1 00:00:11,430 --> 00:00:14,060 Michael was on his way to see Rebel Alley 2 00:00:14,140 --> 00:00:16,690 after being less than honest with his son 3 00:00:16,770 --> 00:00:18,570 about having broken up with her... 4 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:20,690 I got a cactus, for God's sakes. 5 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:22,740 That's a universal sign for "things are over." 6 00:00:22,820 --> 00:00:24,320 when he'd actually told her... 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,320 I ain't going nowhere. 8 00:00:26,410 --> 00:00:29,370 George Michael had similarly made a false claim. 9 00:00:29,450 --> 00:00:31,830 - Do you have plans with Rebel? - Yeah. 10 00:00:31,910 --> 00:00:33,960 - Do you? Good for you guys. - I do, yeah. 11 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,080 - It's fun. Yeah. When the truth was... 12 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:38,130 I haven't seen her since I punched him. 13 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:40,630 And each was worried the other would say, 14 00:00:40,710 --> 00:00:42,920 "You lied to me, and that's worse." 15 00:00:43,260 --> 00:00:45,010 He's gonna say, "And that's worse." 16 00:00:45,090 --> 00:00:48,140 Michael decided to tell Rebel he was going somewhere. 17 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:52,890 George Michael, meanwhile, was approaching the same apartment with a plan of his own. 18 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:55,390 You take my bag of lacy ticklers, hoo-ha bras, dog toys, 19 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,980 and sex knobs with you, and you act like you're expecting 20 00:00:58,060 --> 00:01:00,610 a booty call, as the old people think the young people say. 21 00:01:00,690 --> 00:01:04,280 Tell her, "I'm here for a quickie, and I'm out of here." Mr. Brash. 22 00:01:04,360 --> 00:01:07,780 So when Michael saw his son brashly approaching, 23 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,620 he decided to be the adult in the relationship 24 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:13,580 and avoid conflict by squatting in a bush, 25 00:01:13,870 --> 00:01:16,790 until his son passed on his way to what the young people 26 00:01:16,870 --> 00:01:19,000 refer to as a booty call. 27 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,920 Yeah, standing out here with a bag of sex toys! 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:25,170 Let's go! Not getting any less horny out here. How are you? 29 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:27,050 I think she's gone until tomorrow. 30 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:29,300 Is she? Good. 'Cause I was getting less, 31 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:31,930 uh... what I mentioned earlier. 32 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,930 Moments earlier, a still squatting Michael 33 00:01:36,020 --> 00:01:37,980 noticed something in the bushes. 34 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:45,400 All right in there? 35 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:48,700 Hey. Toddler. Hey. 36 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:50,320 Uh, this looks, um... 37 00:01:51,450 --> 00:01:54,660 You know, there's a woman in there who's obsessed with me— 38 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:57,000 - Oh, this one, too? - Yep. Yeah, yeah. 39 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,880 Oh, actually, I have a question for you. 40 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,090 - Okay. - I'll come out. 41 00:02:03,130 --> 00:02:04,090 Oh. Okay. 42 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:08,550 Do you remember when I called you about my brother Buster? 43 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:10,760 The missing person thing. Did he show up? 44 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:12,720 - Did anybody claim him? - They got him. 45 00:02:13,470 --> 00:02:15,720 - They did. I had a feeling. - Yeah. 46 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:17,770 Well, I'm going home. Okay. Great. 47 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,400 I live here. 48 00:02:22,690 --> 00:02:24,730 Oh. Didn't know they paid you that fair. 49 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:26,480 Yeah, good for you. 50 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:31,280 - That is one dirty cop. 51 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,450 Dad. 52 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,890 But diplomacy won the day. 53 00:02:51,970 --> 00:02:55,390 Yeah, I'm just... I'm making sure that she knows that we broke up. 54 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,720 I could run that up for you. Save you a trip. 55 00:02:58,430 --> 00:02:59,600 Okay. Yeah. 56 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,520 Make sure she doesn't think you're trying to break up. 57 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,230 Nah. 58 00:03:03,310 --> 00:03:05,440 You reconsidered the scuba trip? 59 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:07,820 Oh, God, it's tempting as hell, but I... 60 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,490 - You're in love. - So in love. 61 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,280 Maybe next time? 62 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:13,030 Promise? 63 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:14,070 I do. 64 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:17,290 Ciao. 65 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:18,870 I'll see ya. 66 00:03:20,290 --> 00:03:22,920 But moments after leaving his father's gift 67 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,540 - outside Rebel's door... George! 68 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:27,800 Hey! Oh! 69 00:03:28,340 --> 00:03:29,880 What are you doing here? 70 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,630 Uh, uh, you mean without calling? 71 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:34,260 I know. I'm sorry. I was shooting this tiny movie 72 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:37,260 in Mexico for two months, and, uh, I meant to call you. 73 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:40,180 And I just landed. How did you find out I was back? 74 00:03:40,270 --> 00:03:42,690 Thought I'd get lucky. Well, you'd get lucky. 75 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:44,560 I'm sure that strikes you as inconsiderate— I got it. 76 00:03:44,650 --> 00:03:46,900 - Thank you so much. - Oh, he's my hero. 77 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:49,230 Well, I hope he's not expecting a tip. 78 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,990 - They instruct us not to ask. - I don't have any cash. 79 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:54,780 George Michael decided to split the difference. 80 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:57,240 Just take it. Jerk. Kidding. 81 00:03:57,330 --> 00:03:59,080 Sorry. Thank you. Beat it. 82 00:03:59,790 --> 00:04:02,040 - Nice guy. Tough job. - What? 83 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,870 Tough guy. Thinks he's a tough guy. 84 00:04:05,630 --> 00:04:06,630 But he does a nice job. 85 00:04:07,630 --> 00:04:10,710 As do these sex toys I caddishly brought you. 86 00:04:11,010 --> 00:04:12,590 Wait. 87 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:15,890 What is this used for? 88 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:17,970 That is a device 89 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,470 that older people use to put their shoes on... 90 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,310 without bending over! 91 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:25,270 Get Shoedini right this second. 92 00:04:25,350 --> 00:04:26,270 Come on, please! 93 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:28,520 It's not just a shoehorn. 94 00:04:28,610 --> 00:04:30,900 It's a shoehorn on a stick! 95 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:34,070 From TV? Well, I can think of another use for it. 96 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:36,740 But I've gotta be gone in five minutes. I've gotta pick up my son. 97 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,160 It's gonna be a quickie, and then we can get out of here. 98 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,450 Which was the line George Michael had planned to use, 99 00:04:42,540 --> 00:04:43,620 so he improvised. 100 00:04:43,710 --> 00:04:47,330 Fine, but I hope we can spend some quality time together later. 101 00:04:48,670 --> 00:04:50,750 Oh, my God, you're the dream boyfriend. 102 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:52,170 Well... 103 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:55,300 Now the story of a wealthy family 104 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:57,430 who lost everything, and the one son 105 00:04:57,510 --> 00:05:00,310 who had no choice but to keep them all together. 106 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:07,940 It's... 107 00:05:11,570 --> 00:05:14,940 Having just handed his son a breakup cactus, 108 00:05:15,030 --> 00:05:16,610 Michael boarded the boat 109 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:20,280 for his three-month sojourn to stare at the ocean floor. 110 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,660 But not without some regret. 111 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:26,870 While up the wharf, the other Bluths prepared 112 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,630 to graciously receive the Family of the Year award 113 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:31,670 they were generously giving themselves 114 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,300 at the banana stand, 115 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:34,630 only to discover... 116 00:05:34,710 --> 00:05:36,840 - There's no banana stand. - What happened? 117 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,260 Who was the advance? 118 00:05:38,340 --> 00:05:41,390 Who was the advance team? You're the campaign manager. 119 00:05:41,470 --> 00:05:44,810 - This could ruin your mother's campaign. - I can't take credit for this. 120 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:46,390 Because she had a plan. 121 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,600 Why don't you write a speech for her to say about you? 122 00:05:48,690 --> 00:05:50,480 When my mom's giving the speech, 123 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,230 we'll be in the background, and we're going at it. 124 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:54,820 And then, I open my mouth, 125 00:05:54,900 --> 00:05:57,490 and I have these rotted-out meth teeth, and I'm like, 126 00:05:57,570 --> 00:06:00,070 "Why do I gotta my cousin for meth money, Mom?" 127 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,570 Yeah, we're circling it. 128 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:04,290 - Um, I'll get into it. - Oh, my God. 129 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:08,000 Hi, this is Maeby Fünke, for the Lindsay Bluth campaign. 130 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:10,710 Where are my meth teeth? It's been over two hours. 131 00:06:10,790 --> 00:06:14,840 Nobody's seen the stand since Cinco. Kids probably threw it in the water... 132 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,010 Which was bad news for Tobias... You can't have 133 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:22,050 a family-friendly banana stand award without a man dressed— What? 134 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:25,470 who had finally found a way to slip into the family. 135 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:27,520 I'm out. I know. 136 00:06:28,140 --> 00:06:29,230 I get it. 137 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:33,190 I feel like a moron. 138 00:06:33,270 --> 00:06:36,280 All right. We're set up. Paid the crew $75 an hour. Let's go. 139 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:37,400 - Let's go. - Wait. 140 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:39,530 Lindsay's not here. Why are we starting? 141 00:06:39,610 --> 00:06:40,610 It's okay. I'll go. 142 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:42,530 I got something for Dad, anyway. 143 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,700 This is O.C. Can You Say by the Sea. 144 00:06:45,790 --> 00:06:46,870 We're bringing you 145 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:49,710 the first annual Family of the... 146 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:52,210 Of the Year! 147 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:57,630 Let's hear it for the... of the Year! 148 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:05,640 I thought there was gonna be music or... 149 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,970 Thank you, Beard, for... 150 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:11,850 "Dad... 151 00:07:14,230 --> 00:07:17,860 You were always there for me. You were always there for me. 152 00:07:17,940 --> 00:07:19,900 And, man, we've had fun together. 153 00:07:20,650 --> 00:07:22,200 How about that Mexico trip? 154 00:07:24,990 --> 00:07:26,450 Things we'll remember: 155 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,330 'always horny' shirts... 156 00:07:29,750 --> 00:07:31,160 eating chips in the car... 157 00:07:32,080 --> 00:07:33,330 'Shut up, G.O.B.!' 158 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:37,800 And almost making love to some roadside bushes. 159 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,300 'Shh. Don't tell Mom!'" 160 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,090 What? 161 00:07:44,430 --> 00:07:48,430 "Remember how our Winnebago got demolished by that train? 162 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:50,930 So many memories. 163 00:07:51,810 --> 00:07:54,310 That's why all you have to do is look at me, and you'll realize 164 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:57,570 that you've done something great in this life. 165 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:02,990 You are the golden anchor of this family, 166 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:07,370 the man who not only left his mark on Newport 167 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:10,830 with the great banana... stand... 168 00:08:11,580 --> 00:08:14,170 up. Good habit. Standing is— Yep. 169 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,380 You always leave your mark everywhere you sit. 170 00:08:18,670 --> 00:08:19,710 So I give you 171 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,880 the biggest anchor of gold in the world. 172 00:08:22,970 --> 00:08:26,510 I only wish it were real gold so that you wouldn't have 30 years 173 00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,180 of hard work ahead of you." 174 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,140 Thirty years! 175 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,100 What a horrible speech. 176 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,520 Oh, my gosh. 177 00:08:35,650 --> 00:08:37,520 Uh, thank you. 178 00:08:37,610 --> 00:08:38,940 I, uh... 179 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,990 Oh, wow, it's heavy. I haven't... This, uh, well... 180 00:08:43,070 --> 00:08:45,200 Let 'em try to take this away from me, huh? 181 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:47,870 They'll have to pry it out of your cold, dead hands. 182 00:08:49,030 --> 00:08:51,330 And soon, Lindsay arrived 183 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:53,540 in what was her second outfit of the day. 184 00:08:53,620 --> 00:08:55,620 Oh, you're not wearing that. 185 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:58,790 You're running to fill a House seat, not a sofa. 186 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,420 I'm starting to worry you're not even capable 187 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,630 of saying something nice about me in your speech. 188 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:06,380 Lindsay, saying nice things about you is easy. 189 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:07,760 Oh, Mom. 190 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,760 The hard part is not sounding sarcastic. 191 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,470 Oh, now, seriously, go change. 192 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:13,930 That outfit shouldn't even come in that size. 193 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:15,310 How about this, Mom? 194 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:19,480 Nothing to criticize now. Happy? 195 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,320 Come on, let me hear one of your crinkly smiles. 196 00:09:24,990 --> 00:09:28,240 - Look who grew out of her sheet. I thought about it. 197 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:30,950 It's a big day. I'm being honored. I should look my best. 198 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,660 Well, let me know when you do. 199 00:09:33,450 --> 00:09:36,080 And you just won yourself a sheet-covered daughter. 200 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:38,920 Take that off. 201 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,590 The cameras are getting this. 202 00:09:40,670 --> 00:09:43,500 You don't like anything under this. Why should I take it off? 203 00:09:43,590 --> 00:09:45,050 You don't have a speech for me. 204 00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:46,670 You're going to be surprised 205 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,840 - when I get up there. 206 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,600 Know what your number one tool is for a scuba diver? 207 00:09:55,430 --> 00:09:58,140 Your sun. All right? You gotta see how the sun 208 00:09:58,230 --> 00:10:01,110 is coming through the ocean, 'cause that's gonna be your guiding light. 209 00:10:01,190 --> 00:10:03,770 And as Michael faced his biggest fear, 210 00:10:03,860 --> 00:10:04,940 leaving behind his son... 211 00:10:05,030 --> 00:10:07,280 I gotta go back. You can't leave. 212 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,110 - Turn this around. Too late. 213 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:12,030 - Double dock fees. Got a tight schedule. - ... his son showed up, 214 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,790 willing to face a big fear himself. 215 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:17,080 Hey! Hey! 216 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:19,210 What are you doing? I was coming back to you. 217 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:20,920 What? No, I just— 218 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,420 I don't want to leave things emotionally ambiguous 219 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:25,340 - or unresolved! I don't want to leave 220 00:10:25,420 --> 00:10:27,470 without having some sense of the... 221 00:10:27,550 --> 00:10:30,300 value of this relationship! - What? 222 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:33,260 The farther away they got, the more they realized 223 00:10:33,350 --> 00:10:35,260 they did have to say to each other. 224 00:10:35,930 --> 00:10:37,350 - What? Stay there. 225 00:10:37,430 --> 00:10:38,850 I'm coming back. We're coming back. 226 00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,630 And without the ability to speak, 227 00:11:06,710 --> 00:11:09,760 they resorted to a language they'd learned long ago. 228 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:18,430 Which was all that needed to be said, 229 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:20,180 but the moment was short-lived. 230 00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:54,340 You do this! You always try to save everyone. 231 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:56,680 I'm literally saving you. Come on. 232 00:11:57,430 --> 00:11:59,430 Turn over on your back, like an otter. 233 00:12:00,390 --> 00:12:02,480 - Were you trying to kill yourself? - No. 234 00:12:02,560 --> 00:12:05,350 I dropped my prize, and I was trying to find it. 235 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:06,860 I would've been fine. 236 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:09,110 Maybe I was trying to save you. Want to save me? Stop playing games with me. 237 00:12:11,150 --> 00:12:13,360 Stop trying to teach me a lesson by hiding Buster. 238 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:15,490 I talked to a cop. I know someone got him. 239 00:12:15,570 --> 00:12:18,660 Got him? Michael, we don't have Buster. 240 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,950 We would never make you worry. We love you. 241 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,410 That's why we got rid of your $700,000 debt. 242 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,830 Hang on. What are you talking about? 243 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,130 I thought that was Lucille 2. 244 00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,250 - You forgave the debt? Of course we did. 245 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:33,550 I mean, well, no, technically, we forgot the debt. 246 00:12:33,630 --> 00:12:36,140 We can forget it, but we can never forgive it. 247 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:37,850 - We need the write-off. - Why'd you think 248 00:12:37,930 --> 00:12:39,470 they were trying to teach you a lesson? 249 00:12:39,930 --> 00:12:42,350 Because I was teaching them a lesson. 250 00:12:42,430 --> 00:12:43,730 - Huh? He knows. 251 00:12:43,810 --> 00:12:45,600 I declared Buster missing, 252 00:12:45,690 --> 00:12:49,360 and then they were gonna try to teach me a lesson, right? 253 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,940 By having the fake Buster over at Lucille 2's today when I walked in, so that I would still think 254 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:56,280 that Buster was still missing. 255 00:12:56,780 --> 00:12:59,120 How did they know you were gonna walk in today? 256 00:13:00,410 --> 00:13:01,240 What's that? 257 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:03,580 It was a last-minute trip. 258 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,790 You just came down to get your scuba gear. 259 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,710 It wasn't a half bad point. 260 00:13:07,790 --> 00:13:09,420 Well, I gotta find a phone. 261 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,630 And back at the ceremony, Lucille had taken the podium 262 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,550 to deliver a speech her daughter thought 263 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,090 - she had failed to write. - "As grateful as I am 264 00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:21,470 to be with my family today, 265 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:25,100 I want to make special mention of my only daughter, 266 00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,390 who thinks I didn't write a speech. 267 00:13:27,770 --> 00:13:31,320 This young woman has had to show enormous strength, 268 00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:35,240 and not just to endure having me as a mother. 269 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,410 But she's the one we honor today, 270 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:42,580 a woman I should have honored long ago, 271 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:46,250 because I've got a daughter who has many faces, 272 00:13:46,330 --> 00:13:48,170 and all of them are beautiful. 273 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,790 She stole my speech. 274 00:13:49,880 --> 00:13:53,340 Maybe you can show the world the smile I love so much. 275 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,800 That doesn't make sense without meth teeth! But it made sense to Lindsay. 276 00:13:58,050 --> 00:14:01,260 I've been wanting to hear that. I didn't think I would. 277 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:04,350 - Well, now you have. God, it was my dream. 278 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,350 What a waste of a dream. 279 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,650 It's nothing. I can see that now. 280 00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:15,190 I think I'm gonna go now. 281 00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,440 Find out who my real family is. 282 00:14:17,530 --> 00:14:20,740 And though her mother had stolen a speech from Maeby... 283 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,070 Find my real mother. 284 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,120 - ... Lindsay stole a line from Michael. - I'm out of here. 285 00:14:25,870 --> 00:14:29,040 Maeby had planned on humiliating her mother, 286 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,790 but her mother was leaving, and she wanted to give her 287 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:35,300 one last kiss goodbye, before the cameras left. 288 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,300 But George Michael had learned a thing or two, 289 00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:42,260 and he learned both those things in Spain. 290 00:14:42,390 --> 00:14:44,510 - Hmm. - That takes the fun out of it. 291 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:47,680 Maybe we should kiss again to teach them a lesson. Yeah? 292 00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,270 Okay, 293 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,520 you're presenting awards on a crime scene, and that is, 294 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:54,060 of course, against the law. 295 00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,520 What the hell is going on? 296 00:14:55,610 --> 00:14:57,690 Why? Because the banana stand is gone? 297 00:14:57,780 --> 00:15:00,610 No, because of the bloody trail that led to it. 298 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,110 Ah, I've said too much. 299 00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,990 Where the hell did you run off to? 300 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:06,790 Michael tried to kill himself. 301 00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,160 I got there in time to save him, 302 00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,160 - but he doesn't have Buster. - What? 303 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:14,000 Which was good news for Tobias, who was already in his backup costume. 304 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:17,340 And my name is Buster Bluth, and, yes, I am a monster. 305 00:15:17,420 --> 00:15:19,630 Buster? Isn't he supposed to be in jail? 306 00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,470 Well, that's not exactly what I was going for, but sure. 307 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,800 Oh! But they're buying it, see? 308 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:28,810 Um, hey, uh, I just found out that they're, uh, 309 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,850 holding Buster in jail. 310 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,480 - Buster's in jail? - Why? 311 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:35,360 He walked into the police station, and they're holding him for something. 312 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,440 Why would Buster go to the police? 313 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,740 The truth, Mom? I told him to. 314 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:43,030 But I wanted to make it clear that I'm never coming back again. 315 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,200 And that's when Michael decided to try out a new line. 316 00:15:49,830 --> 00:15:50,910 Okay, I will stay. 317 00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:57,340 The Bluths were waiting for news about Buster, 318 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,800 whom they'd just discovered had been in jail. 319 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,920 Buster's been trapped here for months. His mother was worried. 320 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,140 God knows what he's told them. 321 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,810 Like we don't have enough on our plate 322 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:10,220 with Lindsay running off before the election. 323 00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:14,230 I left word for Barry. The guy in his office thinks bail's gonna be 50. 324 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,310 Well, you're paying for it, not us. 325 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,480 That would wipe me out, Mom. 326 00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:19,820 This is your fault. 327 00:16:19,900 --> 00:16:21,990 You lied to us about Buster being missing 328 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,570 to teach us a lesson. 329 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,120 Because you lied to Buster that I agreed to look after him. 330 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,240 I didn't lie. 331 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:30,790 I saw you that night at the pier and asked you to. 332 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,090 For the last time, I was not there. Or, if I was there, I have no memory. 333 00:16:39,170 --> 00:16:42,420 Okay. Does it matter who remembers what, Michael? 334 00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:43,510 Just forget that. 335 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,130 Bluth? 336 00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:46,470 Yes. 337 00:16:46,550 --> 00:16:47,640 Only one of you. 338 00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:48,890 Okay. 339 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,270 - What? - You're the one he's gonna want to see. 340 00:16:54,350 --> 00:16:56,520 He didn't want to see me last time I talked to him. 341 00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:59,860 He said he was all grown up and found a new mother. 342 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:01,610 God. 343 00:17:01,690 --> 00:17:04,150 What a baby thing to say. 344 00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:07,410 I think this is a job for the man in charge... 345 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,700 of the president, so, Dad. 346 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,370 Okay. I'll go in, 347 00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:18,880 but I don't think it's gonna help if I go in and take a swing at a guard. 348 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,210 Uh, maybe I stab one of them. 349 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:25,920 No, the only way you're stabbing anything is if you have a knife. 350 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:28,890 That's what he meant. 351 00:17:29,930 --> 00:17:32,890 - That's what I meant. - Okay. I'm gonna go in. 352 00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,350 It's getting rough out here. Guard? 353 00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,350 So, Mom wouldn't come in, huh? 354 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:39,350 How'd you know she was here? 355 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,110 I can smell her on you. 356 00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:43,860 Ah. Right. I forgot, you're good at that. 357 00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,780 I remember that time she changed her perfume 358 00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,150 and she lost you at the park. 359 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:50,320 Yeah. That never happened. 360 00:17:50,410 --> 00:17:53,870 It was at Nordstrom's, and Mother was ambushed by the Charlie girl. 361 00:17:53,950 --> 00:17:57,040 Yes. And we found you in the break room with the Chanel man. 362 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,080 He should never have lost his job for that. 363 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:00,960 What happened? 364 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,920 He was just giving me a Fanta! 365 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,170 I know I should've spoken up for him, but I was only a boy. 366 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:09,010 - Barely out of my teens. I didn't— - Currently. 367 00:18:09,090 --> 00:18:13,430 I'm wondering what happened here. You were supposed to lay low, remember? 368 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,720 Go to the station, say you're not missing. 369 00:18:15,810 --> 00:18:18,600 That's what I did. I was supposed to be mother bait, 370 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,770 but mother never came to pick me up. 371 00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,020 Mm-hmm. 372 00:18:22,110 --> 00:18:23,860 Did she even know I was missing? 373 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,900 No. You were no longer missing after you got arrested. 374 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:30,820 Did you tell them that you found Lucille 2 passed out on the stair car? 375 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,990 I said "dead." 376 00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,370 Maybe they said "dead," and I said, "I wish." 377 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,330 Why'd you do that? 378 00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,160 I thought it was funny. 379 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:41,750 Oh, by the way, I also told you that I saw her 380 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:43,210 on the stair car, Michael. 381 00:18:43,290 --> 00:18:47,050 - I thought you were trying to be funny. - You have a weird sense of humor. 382 00:18:47,130 --> 00:18:48,050 Weeks earlier... 383 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,430 Tell me why she's there one minute and gone the next. 384 00:18:50,510 --> 00:18:52,300 the cops had no sense of humor. 385 00:18:52,390 --> 00:18:53,850 Maybe she crawled away. 386 00:18:53,930 --> 00:18:57,060 She was always falling down or crawling away 387 00:18:57,140 --> 00:18:59,390 or rolling off-camera and stuff. 388 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:02,900 I don't know why it's a crime to not know where someone is. 389 00:19:02,980 --> 00:19:04,730 No. It's— This part is the crime. 390 00:19:04,820 --> 00:19:06,480 Having seen he was caught on camera, 391 00:19:06,570 --> 00:19:09,530 Buster had tried to erase the security tape. 392 00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:11,450 Unfortunately, to do so, 393 00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:14,490 he used his nephew's software, Fakeblock, 394 00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:17,660 which was fake, so it couldn't block anything. 395 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,080 - But it was easy to dance to. Oh! 396 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,040 That's because if you saw the first video, 397 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,750 you'd think, "Why didn't that guy just erase this?" 398 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,800 Some might consider that tampering with evidence. 399 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,760 - Thanks. You can go. Thank you. 400 00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:35,600 You had me come all the way down here 401 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,470 so I could play a video off our Dropbox? 402 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:41,060 Oh. "Okay, evidence guy, we're done with you." 403 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:42,600 Well, it's your job. 404 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,400 Putting it on Dropbox is my job. 405 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:46,610 Walking a mile to my parking spot 406 00:19:46,690 --> 00:19:49,190 'cause you can't admit you don't know how to use Dropbox! 407 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,030 That's not even his job. 408 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:53,240 He's as much of a detective as someone 409 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:55,320 - with "detective" in their title. - I don't care about 410 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:56,780 - the evidence guy. - Join the club. 411 00:19:56,870 --> 00:19:58,290 Why were you trying to erase a tape? 412 00:19:58,370 --> 00:19:59,410 I panicked. 413 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:02,920 I had had a fight with Lucille 2 because she made me miss Mom's trial, 414 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,710 and I guess somebody saw us fighting, and if anything happened to her, you know they love to blame it on the crazy vet. 415 00:20:08,590 --> 00:20:11,050 Oh. I'm trying to do air quotes, 416 00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:12,970 but they metal-strapped my hand because people were using it 417 00:20:13,050 --> 00:20:14,680 to make tattoos when I was asleep. 418 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,470 - What's going on with the other? - This is so I don't take the strap off. 419 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:20,720 Got it. Okay, I got a call into Barry. 420 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:22,730 - He's gonna get you out, and I'm sure 421 00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:25,440 nothing you've said is admissible, unless you've— 422 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,560 Waived my rights to an attorney? I did. 423 00:20:27,650 --> 00:20:30,820 - What for? - What for? You told me to. 424 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:34,950 Plus, I didn't want the evidence guy to have walked all that way for nothing. 425 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,330 Michael had just left the prison 426 00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:42,040 - when his attorney called. I'm here. 427 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:44,410 At the prison? You're at the prison? 428 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,540 Yeah. And I'm not making a lot of friends, either. 429 00:20:47,630 --> 00:20:51,090 The guards hate me, 'cause what is a defense attorney doing here? 430 00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,380 And the inmates hate me, 431 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:55,430 'cause what is a defense attorney doing in the shower? 432 00:20:55,510 --> 00:20:57,300 What are you doing in there, Barry? 433 00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:59,600 Legally, it's the only place they can't record you 434 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:00,720 when you talk to inmates. 435 00:21:00,810 --> 00:21:03,810 I don't think that's true. - Really? 436 00:21:03,890 --> 00:21:07,600 - I got the worst clients. - Look, have you seen Buster? 437 00:21:07,690 --> 00:21:10,400 No, my hands are tied till you post bail. 438 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:12,820 I think the clerk said it was $50,000. 439 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:15,950 Call Raphael at Atomic Bonds, tell him it's for Barry. 440 00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:20,030 We can talk next steps with Buster at your place tomorrow in person. 441 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:23,700 - I prefer things face-to-face. - Less chance of a misunderstanding. 442 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,830 Okay, I'll do it. I'll get the bail. I'll cover it. 443 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,250 I just, I hope that our position has not been greatly weakened. 444 00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:32,170 Of course we're gonna have a great weekend. 445 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:33,550 Talk to you later. 446 00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:36,510 And so, the next day, the family gathered 447 00:21:36,590 --> 00:21:39,680 under a banner they'd been repurposing for a party 448 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,260 customized to Buster's limited palate. 449 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,610 Uh, yeah, I guess I'll take a hamburger with two tops. 450 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:54,610 Michael said Barry would be here with Buster over an hour ago. 451 00:21:54,690 --> 00:21:57,780 Maybe Buster made him stop to make sure nobody found the body. 452 00:21:57,860 --> 00:21:59,660 Lucille 2's fine. 453 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:01,990 Believe me, she's somewhere with a new chin, 454 00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:03,950 sipping steak through a straw. 455 00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:06,750 You know, if Buster was a murderer, 456 00:22:06,830 --> 00:22:08,250 your mother would be in danger. 457 00:22:08,330 --> 00:22:12,340 Maybe I should move into the cottage with you two. 458 00:22:12,420 --> 00:22:15,710 That way, one of us can always be awake. 459 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,760 As your therapist, I encourage you 460 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:21,140 to let go of relationships that don't serve you. 461 00:22:21,220 --> 00:22:23,100 You're no longer my therapist. 462 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,180 Okay. We're making progress. 463 00:22:25,270 --> 00:22:29,060 Then, as your roommate, I encourage you to claim your space. 464 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,480 You're no longer my roommate. 465 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,190 You are just progressing by leaps and bounds. 466 00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,440 A victim of my own competence. 467 00:22:37,530 --> 00:22:40,030 And this goes for your— hold this— 468 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,870 "acting partner," too. 469 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:45,540 Oh, he's more than my acting partner. 470 00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:47,830 Much more. He's my, uh... 471 00:22:48,710 --> 00:22:50,000 Boyfriend. 472 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,040 They think, they think that we're boyfriends, Dad. 473 00:22:53,130 --> 00:22:55,460 Well, thanks for giving away that surprise! 474 00:22:55,550 --> 00:22:58,130 - I'm his bastard father. 475 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:01,010 This is my bastard son, Murphybrown. 476 00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:03,260 Murphy? And his last name is Brown? 477 00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:05,010 No. Murphybrown is his first name. 478 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:09,600 His last name is... uh... Well, now it's Fünke. 479 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,770 - Oh, that's how you say it. Yes. 480 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,610 He's named after a famous private investigator who worked 481 00:23:14,690 --> 00:23:18,610 for the Chicago Sun-Times and then for The Washington Post. 482 00:23:18,690 --> 00:23:21,280 I believe it is a character from TV 483 00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:23,200 that was played by Candice Bergen. 484 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,370 Mm. 485 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:28,370 Well, that is a coincidence. 486 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:31,420 Uh, now I have two things to be embarrassed about, 487 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:34,460 the second being keeping this a secret for so long, and... 488 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,880 I feel like I should apologize to maybe... 489 00:23:39,630 --> 00:23:41,550 half the people in this room, 490 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,680 but maybe most of all... 491 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,310 Mother Bluth, because bringing my son 492 00:23:47,390 --> 00:23:50,560 back into our family clearly drove Lindsay away. 493 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,230 Wait, Mom left? 494 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:54,440 Then why am I wearing this? 495 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,530 Oh, uh, before I forget, this is your half-sister, Maeby. 496 00:23:58,610 --> 00:24:00,320 Close one! I think 497 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,490 - she's rather very hot. 498 00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:04,700 She okay? 499 00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:06,030 Oh, she'll be fine. 500 00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:07,990 I was here for her entire childhood. 501 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,040 Let's put a nugget in your mouth. 502 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:13,080 You're being sweet to me. 503 00:24:13,170 --> 00:24:15,790 He's here. He's here! 504 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,670 - Should we hide? Everybody, hide. - He's innocent, coward. 505 00:24:20,130 --> 00:24:23,010 Oh, God, Barry. Barry. 506 00:24:23,090 --> 00:24:26,300 You guys, you guys, you are the best! 507 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,350 - This is so wonderful. Barry? 508 00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:29,890 Yeah? - Where's Buster? 509 00:24:30,430 --> 00:24:32,230 In jail. 510 00:24:32,310 --> 00:24:35,980 Is this your cover just to throw me this party? 511 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,360 - Thank you. - Barry, what's— hang on. 512 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,610 What's going on? I talked to you. I told you Buster was in jail. 513 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,610 You said you were, too, and that if I could get bail 514 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,410 to your guy... 515 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:48,870 then we can talk next steps with Buster 516 00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:50,910 at your place tomorrow in person. 517 00:24:51,660 --> 00:24:52,500 Thanks. 518 00:24:53,210 --> 00:24:55,750 So, you're saying I paid to bail you out? 519 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:57,670 You weren't gonna leave me there, were you? 520 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,670 I did not know you were in jail. 521 00:24:59,750 --> 00:25:01,760 That's why I like to do things face-to-face, okay? 522 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,550 - Understood. Oh-ho-ho! 523 00:25:03,630 --> 00:25:05,130 Michael, you did it! 524 00:25:05,220 --> 00:25:07,010 You didn't know that Barry was in jail? 525 00:25:07,090 --> 00:25:10,470 God, this is so... This is hysterical. This is priceless. 526 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:11,680 One for the ages, Dad. 527 00:25:11,770 --> 00:25:14,940 No, this is never gonna get out of my system. 528 00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:20,690 - You okay? - What made you think Buster was in jail? 529 00:25:20,770 --> 00:25:23,860 - You thought that he was gonna kill you. - True. 530 00:25:24,610 --> 00:25:27,530 G.O.B., Buster is in jail. 531 00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,660 Oh. Right. 532 00:25:31,490 --> 00:25:32,490 We were just there. 533 00:25:33,580 --> 00:25:36,080 Michael made an honest mistake. 534 00:25:37,790 --> 00:25:40,420 Geez, I hope Buster doesn't kill us for laughing. 535 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,220 With danger lurking, the Bluth family tightens their ranks. 536 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:48,930 - This doesn't leave this house! - All right. 537 00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:51,430 All right. It's fine. The boy can be trusted. 538 00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:54,100 Are we absolutely sure about that? 539 00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,980 Why don't we let the boy speak for himself? 540 00:25:58,480 --> 00:25:59,560 Am I the boy? 541 00:25:59,650 --> 00:26:02,900 - I've never heard a man ask that question. - Nor have I. 542 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,940 You know what would be a good idea? 543 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:07,700 Why don't you get me a Fanta on your way out of the family. 544 00:26:07,780 --> 00:26:08,780 It's in the fridge.