1 00:00:14,510 --> 00:00:17,406 While attempting to bail out his brother, Buster, 2 00:00:17,430 --> 00:00:20,656 Michael had accidentally bailed out the family attorney. 3 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:24,166 - What's it gonna cost to get Buster out? - I don't know. What's he in for? 4 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,626 - Murder? Manslaughter? - No. No. 5 00:00:25,650 --> 00:00:26,666 There's no murder. 6 00:00:26,690 --> 00:00:29,246 He tampered with evidence when Lucille 2 went missing. 7 00:00:29,270 --> 00:00:32,216 - I would say over $50,000. - Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,176 Yeah, well, I told you, I'm tapped out. 9 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,546 Couldn't you embe... Borrow from your company? 10 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:41,136 What are you talking about? Lucille Austero is a majority shareholder. 11 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:42,726 We're gonna be under scrutiny. 12 00:00:42,750 --> 00:00:46,346 Doesn't George Michael have a company that he can em... borrow from? 13 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:47,606 You need $15,000? 14 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:51,066 No. No, not at all. No, please, son, not from you. 15 00:00:51,090 --> 00:00:53,146 I'd never ask you for money. Come on. 16 00:00:53,170 --> 00:00:55,026 And it's 50,000 17 00:00:55,050 --> 00:00:57,446 that I'm not asking you for, not 15, okay? 18 00:00:57,470 --> 00:00:59,486 Which I could probably lend you. 19 00:00:59,510 --> 00:01:02,156 - Oh, I don't need it. - Huh? No? Good. Yeah? 20 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:03,706 Good, good. 21 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,866 So your Fakeblock's doing well? 22 00:01:05,890 --> 00:01:08,166 George Michael had been looking for an opportunity 23 00:01:08,190 --> 00:01:10,206 to come clean about Fakeblock... 24 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:12,796 - Been meaning to ask. - But this wasn't it. 25 00:01:12,820 --> 00:01:15,876 Yeah, well, Fakeblock's money is all tied up in legalities, 26 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:17,910 - patenting, marketing. - Sounds amazing. 27 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:20,216 Good for you, good for you. Good for him. 28 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:21,966 We're trying to figure out the Buster thing. 29 00:01:21,990 --> 00:01:25,726 Well, if we can't use the company money to get Buster out, 30 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:28,000 you better figure out a way to do it, Barry... 31 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,976 or I'll use my own lawyer. 32 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,566 What are you talking about, another lawyer? 33 00:01:33,590 --> 00:01:35,856 You don't have the courtesy to wait until I'm disbarred? 34 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:38,696 Is this a divorce guy? Oh, this hurts. 35 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,576 Give me a second, I'll be all right. 36 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,366 I was gonna use your divorce to pay off my peekaboo lawyer. 37 00:01:43,390 --> 00:01:46,156 His name is Dustin Radler, and I haven't hired him, 38 00:01:46,180 --> 00:01:48,996 because technically, he's given up the rat race. 39 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:51,206 Oh, God, the giving up the rat race guy? 40 00:01:51,230 --> 00:01:52,626 This is the sand hobo? 41 00:01:52,650 --> 00:01:54,086 Uh, it's just a question. 42 00:01:54,110 --> 00:01:55,916 Are you guys doing something? 43 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,546 Don't say it! 44 00:01:57,570 --> 00:02:00,596 Please, I can't... I can't hear it. 45 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,506 He tickles my fancy. 46 00:02:02,530 --> 00:02:04,636 Your what? Is the... 47 00:02:04,660 --> 00:02:07,516 What part of Mom is the fancy? 48 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:09,396 You do not want to know what I'm picturing, 49 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:11,436 and it's not what you think. 50 00:02:11,460 --> 00:02:12,896 Oh, stop. 51 00:02:12,920 --> 00:02:14,276 We walk on the beach. 52 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:16,856 We like the feel of the sand on our feet. 53 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,066 Oh, God, the thought of your feet. 54 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:20,366 It's fine. 55 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:21,986 I'm glad you have someone to talk to. 56 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:24,366 Well, maybe I'll go check on Buster. 57 00:02:24,390 --> 00:02:27,036 Wow. Mom really has him fancy-whipped, huh? 58 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:29,666 You don't want to bring another lawyer into this. 59 00:02:29,690 --> 00:02:32,586 You don't want to go in fully armed, because the DA, 60 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:34,916 she's up for reelection, and she's a killer. 61 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,626 God, I even hate to say her name. 62 00:02:38,190 --> 00:02:40,586 Yeah, Lottie Dottie DA, my asshole. 63 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:44,700 Okay. When it comes to Buster: a total press blackout. 64 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,226 Couldn't agree more. We have to be diligent. 65 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,660 - No media. - Uh... 66 00:02:49,410 --> 00:02:51,896 are we talking about reality or, uh, 67 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,436 scripted, as well, because I've got... 68 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:57,026 Why would there be a scripted about the family? 69 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,220 Weren't you working on one with Ron Howard? 70 00:03:02,340 --> 00:03:04,140 You're saying that's not grandfathered in. 71 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:06,906 'Cause it was before the murder. 72 00:03:06,930 --> 00:03:08,496 Michael, tell me that movie 73 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:12,126 you were producing about us is not still happening. 74 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,416 I do not think that it is. I mean, I... 75 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,956 I gave the releases to Kitty, but the industry does not move fast. 76 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:21,006 Well, then, talk to Kitty and get them back. 77 00:03:21,030 --> 00:03:22,530 Can't. Kitty hates me. 78 00:03:23,530 --> 00:03:25,280 Did you catch this? 79 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,176 Man, that's priceless. 80 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,040 First, you eat it with Buster, 81 00:03:29,370 --> 00:03:31,186 then you step in it with the movie, 82 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:33,146 and now you're eating what you stepped in, 83 00:03:33,170 --> 00:03:35,590 because Kitty hates you. 84 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:39,340 Guess Michael's the geo-bead today. 85 00:03:40,010 --> 00:03:41,356 Did you say "geo-bead"? 86 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:45,026 Yeah, it's one of Dad's expressions... When somebody screws up, Dad said it. 87 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,576 One of his "you'll figure it out someday" expressions. 88 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,246 - Okay. - Know what? You're lucky, 89 00:03:49,270 --> 00:03:51,656 'cause Kitty's sweet on me, so I'll go with you. 90 00:03:51,680 --> 00:03:54,496 - No, thank you. Nope. - I could go. Or just... 91 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:58,376 Would that be helpful if I did? Or am I just being a G-O-B? 92 00:03:58,400 --> 00:03:59,706 Uh... 93 00:03:59,730 --> 00:04:01,836 G-O-B spells "Gob," you geo-bead, 94 00:04:01,860 --> 00:04:03,780 so why don't you s... ah. Well, today's the day. 95 00:04:05,740 --> 00:04:08,700 Why are you even still here? Go find your wife. 96 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:11,410 I don't know where she is. 97 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,646 Well, track down the ex-boyfriend. 98 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,306 And take Tonto with you. 99 00:04:15,330 --> 00:04:17,670 Yes, of course, Marky Bark. 100 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,436 From the cuckolding. 101 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:23,220 I think I might have an idea of where I can, I think. 102 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,486 - Come on! - Coming! 103 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:27,616 And as Tobias rushed off with his newfound son, 104 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:29,536 George Michael and his cousin 105 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,786 - caught up. - I can't believe this is the third 106 00:04:31,810 --> 00:04:33,786 "welcome home from prison" party we've thrown. 107 00:04:33,810 --> 00:04:35,116 Yeah. 108 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,456 Know what we should do? 109 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,206 Why don't we make out again and teach them a lesson? 110 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:42,740 I can't, 'cause my dad's here, and he thinks I'm still dating Rebel. 111 00:04:43,190 --> 00:04:46,136 And how would our making out teach them a lesson? 112 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,580 T-Teach Rebel a lesson. I meant, teach Rebel. 113 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:51,886 I'm supposed to have a date with her later. 114 00:04:51,910 --> 00:04:54,186 Wait, so you are still dating her? 115 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:55,726 What happened to our plan, 116 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,710 where you show up demanding sex after ghosting her 117 00:04:57,734 --> 00:04:59,414 for two months, and she breaks up with you? 118 00:04:59,438 --> 00:05:01,686 Didn't I tell you? She was out of town for two months, 119 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:04,196 and it looked like I was waiting for her when she got home, 120 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:06,276 and she thinks we're closer than ever now. 121 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,566 I've agreed to go to this barbecue at her dad's house. 122 00:05:08,590 --> 00:05:10,576 I can't meet her family. I... 123 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,310 Hey, George Michael, uh... Ah, hey. 124 00:05:13,810 --> 00:05:15,690 Did that Murphybrown thing upset you? 125 00:05:16,270 --> 00:05:19,206 - Oh, did that actress die? - Oh, you, 2015. 126 00:05:19,230 --> 00:05:22,626 Oh, no, this is different. The, uh... Tobias's friend, 127 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:24,166 his name is Murphybrown, 128 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:26,426 and it's more than just his acting friend. 129 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:27,796 It's his boyfriend. 130 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:29,046 No, it's his son. 131 00:05:29,070 --> 00:05:30,070 His boyfriend's son. 132 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:32,950 Oh, I'm sorry, Maeby. 133 00:05:33,410 --> 00:05:34,870 Are you... jealous? 134 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,226 No, of course not. 135 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:38,936 I mean, the guy grew up not even knowing his father. 136 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:41,476 - If anything, I'm... jealous. - Hmm. 137 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,300 Yeah, that... that is a great word for it. 138 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:50,616 Did I overhear that Rebel does not want you to meet her family? 139 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:52,236 No, it's that they're having 140 00:05:52,260 --> 00:05:55,406 some barbecue thing today over at her dad's house... 141 00:05:55,430 --> 00:05:57,456 And you were not invited. Ay, ay, ay. 142 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,000 No, I think I could show up. -She didn't seem into it... - Well, 143 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:05,376 I'm the wrong one to ask. When I was briefly interested 144 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:07,046 in Rebel, you know, 145 00:06:07,070 --> 00:06:11,346 and even that overstates it, I failed the Ron test big-time. 146 00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:14,596 Okay? And in fairness to Ron, I also thought that he was... 147 00:06:14,620 --> 00:06:15,830 Her... 148 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,960 Her lover? 149 00:06:20,330 --> 00:06:21,516 Boss. 150 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:23,146 But listen, you take your time. 151 00:06:23,170 --> 00:06:25,606 Don't rush trying to fit in with that crowd. 152 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:28,236 They're probably looking for a yes-man or a suck-up. 153 00:06:28,260 --> 00:06:29,656 That's not your style. 154 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,236 No. No, well, I had a great role model. 155 00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:33,446 Aw, bless you. 156 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:35,220 Yeah, I also had a... 157 00:06:35,810 --> 00:06:36,810 Well, bless you. 158 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,536 If you end up meeting that family, 159 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,080 one good rule to follow is... -do not bring Tobias. - Be myself. 160 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,150 Be yourself, George Michael. 161 00:06:44,796 --> 00:06:45,796 George Maharis. 162 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:48,150 Yes, be George Maharis, George Michael. 163 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,886 Now, the story of a wealthy family 164 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:55,136 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 165 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:56,790 but to keep them all together. 166 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,500 It's Arrested Development. 167 00:07:08,170 --> 00:07:11,106 Michael Bluth was taking his brother to ensure 168 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,986 that Kitty wasn't going to make a movie about Buster. 169 00:07:14,010 --> 00:07:16,826 - Eating what you stepped in. - You made that point. 170 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,326 I had to give her Buster. 171 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:21,150 The movie couldn't be me and George Michael. We were both dating Rebel, 172 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,876 and she didn't know that he was my son. 173 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,246 - It was a disaster. - Right. 174 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:28,546 You didn't know who I was dating, so you accused me of being the other man. 175 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:31,006 - Who were you dating? - Julie Bowen! 176 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:33,336 Actually, it was Tony Wonder, 177 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,096 a man Gob had been longing to hear from ever since 178 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,476 the gay magician poofed into his life, 179 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,766 - and then, just as quickly... - Oh, 180 00:07:41,790 --> 00:07:42,806 Disa-poofed. 181 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,566 The Rebel thing almost ruined my relationship with my son. 182 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:47,526 And I think that it's a good thing 183 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,526 she's lost interest in George Michael. 184 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:52,236 - I have to tell you... - That never made sense. 185 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,406 It never made sense. 186 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:55,486 It never made sense, because, you know, 187 00:07:55,510 --> 00:07:59,366 he doesn't fit in with those people, and I think that George Michael and I 188 00:07:59,390 --> 00:08:00,746 are gonna be closer than ever. 189 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:02,956 He's gonna need a father... Still needs a father. 190 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:05,206 The only mother figure he's ever had 191 00:08:05,230 --> 00:08:07,360 - in his life was... - Oh, it was Mom. 192 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:10,940 Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. 193 00:08:12,740 --> 00:08:14,030 Huh, poor kid. 194 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:16,820 - I can't imagine. - Nor can I. 195 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:24,988 Wait, we had Mom. 196 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,380 You know, in a way, she was our mom. 197 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:31,526 George Michael was seeking motherly advice 198 00:08:31,550 --> 00:08:33,196 from a cousin 199 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:35,656 - who'd been living as a grandma. - Aha. 200 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:38,326 I heard we're getting a visit from the grandson. Want a lick? 201 00:08:38,350 --> 00:08:40,826 - Oh, my God, no. - Good, more for me. 202 00:08:40,850 --> 00:08:43,656 - Gonna have more? I can come back. - No, no. Come on in. 203 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:45,996 I heard you're having relationship trouble. 204 00:08:46,020 --> 00:08:48,456 I'll go get your... What do you call her? Gangie? 205 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:49,480 Maeby... 206 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,626 I should call her that. 207 00:08:51,650 --> 00:08:54,320 Uh, yeah, relationship problems. 208 00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:56,756 - Gangie gets it. - Yeah, she sure helped me. 209 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,426 Imagine finding love at my age. 210 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,306 It is hard to imagine, but, uh, 211 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:02,516 maybe you'll find something else, like a hobby 212 00:09:02,540 --> 00:09:03,910 - or a napkin. - Mm. 213 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:07,096 Annette, your grandson's here. 214 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,726 I have no makeup on, 215 00:09:08,750 --> 00:09:10,800 - I'm a mess. Cover your eyes. - Too late. 216 00:09:11,170 --> 00:09:14,170 I won't look. If your grandson wasn't here, I'd probably take a peeky-weeky. 217 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:18,180 Well, hey, what a surprise... honey. 218 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:21,036 You're living with this guy? 219 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,746 Hey, my fake identity is none of your fake identity's business, okay? 220 00:09:24,770 --> 00:09:26,666 Speaking of that, things have gotten worse. 221 00:09:26,690 --> 00:09:29,916 Not only does my dad think Fakeblock is real, and I've got money 222 00:09:29,940 --> 00:09:32,820 I won't share with him when he needs to bail out Buster, 223 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:36,030 but he also thinks I should take things slower with Rebel. 224 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,860 I don't know, but here's my idea about her. 225 00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:39,796 What do women really want? 226 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,466 Their fathers' attention. 227 00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:43,806 And Ron Howard is a buttoned-down guy, right? 228 00:09:43,830 --> 00:09:45,540 What if he doesn't like you? 229 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:48,186 What if you show up to the barbecue with pink hair? 230 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:49,330 - Pink hair? - Yeah. 231 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,566 I saw it on someone recently, and it made me want to puke. Trust me. 232 00:09:53,590 --> 00:09:55,800 You are gonna be like, "Burn!" 233 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,156 That's starting to tingle. 234 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,946 Let me know when it starts to burn. 235 00:09:59,970 --> 00:10:02,430 - It's gonna burn? - Did I not make that clear? 236 00:10:02,930 --> 00:10:05,996 Nobody said getting out of a relationship would be painless. 237 00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:08,496 You should talk about getting out of a relationship. 238 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,456 I think your friend Stan might be interested in you 239 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:13,836 in a way that you don't want him to be interested. 240 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:16,570 That would explain why he's offering to do my laundry. 241 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,546 Well, whatever gets him to do my laundry, huh? 242 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:22,950 Yeah, no, I'll suss it out. 243 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:25,910 This lie I'm living might be sending him mixed signals. 244 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:28,976 At that moment, some mixed signals 245 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,306 were also being sent on Pacific Coast Highway... 246 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:34,066 Technically, they had to call me Rock Monster. 247 00:10:34,090 --> 00:10:36,736 As Tobias and his newly found son 248 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:39,486 were headed to Mexico to find his newly lost wife. 249 00:10:39,510 --> 00:10:41,156 And John Beard actually said 250 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,616 I was one of the more popular predators, 251 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:46,036 so whatever gets your name and weight out there. 252 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:48,076 But I want to hear about your dreams. 253 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:50,996 I don't know. I'm really good at computers. 254 00:10:51,020 --> 00:10:51,916 It's fun, too. 255 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,956 Kind of like the only time I feel alive. 256 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,376 No, no, your dreams, 257 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:58,466 not what you think will make you rich. Your passion. 258 00:10:58,490 --> 00:11:01,586 Oh, also maybe being, like, a doctor for animals, 259 00:11:01,610 --> 00:11:04,346 or their dogs, 'cause sometimes, if I look at an animal, 260 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:06,636 there's, like, a special connection. 261 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:08,386 Dreams! Dreams. 262 00:11:08,410 --> 00:11:11,330 I didn't ask, "What part of a dog do you want to touch?" 263 00:11:11,710 --> 00:11:15,066 Okay, let's try this in reverse. Uh, you're famous. 264 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,800 Uh, what is the thing you do that makes everyone clap? 265 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:22,180 Ooh! Once I got claps for doing a juggling ball thing, 266 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:25,446 'cause I'd unicycle in Haiti when I was volunteering... 267 00:11:25,470 --> 00:11:28,326 Yes! Clowning, yes! Now, you're dreaming. 268 00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,116 That's your dream. 269 00:11:30,140 --> 00:11:33,456 Well, perhaps we should juggle your priorities. 270 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,480 Oh. 271 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:38,126 And Michael was preparing his brother 272 00:11:38,150 --> 00:11:41,296 to persuade Kitty to give back their movie rights. 273 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:43,136 Good. Here comes Kitty. Here she comes. 274 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,886 - I believe in you. You can do her. - What? 275 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:47,966 This. You can do this... to her. 276 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:51,556 Michael! Whatever it is, the answer is no, unless you want the answer to be no, 277 00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:55,016 - and then, it is yes. - Well, Gob, I want you to, 278 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,500 - uh, to see who's here. - Gob. 279 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,316 Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes. 280 00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,736 I was gonna say, they look puffy and red. 281 00:12:07,510 --> 00:12:09,866 - You guys need to get a room, huh? - Right? 282 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:11,406 Why don't you guys get a room, 283 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,416 and I can say hi to Ron? What do you think? 284 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:17,286 He's not in the office today. He has some family event. 285 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:19,956 - Oh, is that today? - But since he's not here, 286 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:21,836 how would you like to get inside of a LEM? 287 00:12:21,860 --> 00:12:23,296 If I could j... Um, Michael. 288 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,926 - I just... - Yeah? 289 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:26,796 - I can't do this. - No. You're gonna be fine. 290 00:12:26,820 --> 00:12:29,096 You're gonna be fine. You were built for this, okay? 291 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:30,846 I can see she's got gum in her mouth. 292 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,596 She can hear you. 293 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:36,186 You're overthinking it. Nothing to worry about. 294 00:12:36,210 --> 00:12:39,476 - It was in the past. You've been there. - Let me get out of your hair. 295 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,146 - And you can get in my hair. - God, no. 296 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:42,646 You can't make me touch her hair. 297 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:45,180 - I'm not gonna touch her hair. - Come on, Gob. 298 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:49,536 And nearby, George Maharis was ready to alienate 299 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,390 his soon to be ex-girlfriend's family 300 00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:56,060 with a head full of Tobias Pink hair. 301 00:12:57,560 --> 00:12:59,480 Hey! There you are. 302 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,416 Dad, this is George Maharis. 303 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:05,126 - Oh, neat to meet you. - Neat to meet you. 304 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:06,780 Rebel says neat things about you. 305 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:09,636 What's up? 306 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:12,806 Unfortunately, Maeby left the dye in too long, 307 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:14,516 - and it turned out to be... - Look. 308 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,920 Howard Red. 309 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,960 No, it isn't. It... It's... 310 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,276 - Imagine if it was pink, though. - Yeah, but it's not. 311 00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:27,196 It's Howard Red. Cheryl, look at what this kid did. 312 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,760 It's like our hair. 313 00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:30,930 Someone's come a-courtin'. 314 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,446 You're fitting in already. 315 00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,810 - What's so funny? - Oh, it's just my family. 316 00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:42,336 We Howards don't just laugh when things are funny. 317 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,530 We laugh when we're happy. 318 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:45,900 And when things are uncomfortable, too. 319 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:48,386 You mean, when bad reviews start rolling in? 320 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:55,846 So, Rebel tells me 321 00:13:55,870 --> 00:13:59,396 that you're an entrepreneur, some sort of security software? 322 00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:03,276 Oh, Dad, it's called Fakeblock, and it's amazing. 323 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,710 The company's gonna go under by next week. We're broke. 324 00:14:06,510 --> 00:14:09,220 Guess I'm not exactly daddy's dream boyfriend, am I? 325 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:12,276 Listen, don't worry about that company stuff. 326 00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:15,326 - When I started Imagine... - With Brian Grazer. 327 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,036 The company was up to its neck in debt, but look at me... 328 00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:19,746 - And Brian. - Now. 329 00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:22,666 And in those early days, I can't tell you 330 00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:25,666 how many times I felt like a fraud. 331 00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:30,006 But I'll tell you a secret, everyone feels that way. 332 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:33,056 George Michael was touched by the advice... 333 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,846 But enough business talk. Tell me, do you like hot dogs? 334 00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:38,096 But he made one last attempt 335 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:39,936 to offend his host... 336 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,290 No, I don't like hot dogs. 337 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,066 - But couldn't. - I love them. 338 00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:55,036 - No. - Oh, my God. 339 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,246 You're good. You're good. 340 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,940 What a neat group. 341 00:15:05,610 --> 00:15:08,900 Meanwhile, Gob was trying to get in the mood with Kitty. 342 00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:11,966 Hard to believe they used to put monkeys in these. 343 00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:14,806 My guess? 344 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:17,306 They wouldn't be able to figure out a lot of this stuff. 345 00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,436 Yeah. Monkeys are kind of dumb. 346 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,096 I'd like to see one get out of here quickly in an emergency. 347 00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,476 They'd be all... 348 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:26,566 I have to get out of here. 349 00:15:26,590 --> 00:15:28,816 Get me out of here. 350 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,430 Ah, too good, too good, too good. 351 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,486 So... 352 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:37,446 surely you didn't want to be alone with me 353 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:39,656 to talk about monkeys in space. 354 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:43,786 No. I did not want to be alone with you at all. 355 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,586 Remind me not to forget my gum. 356 00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:54,086 One sec. Probably my brother. 357 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:57,766 - "Did you trick her into it yet?" - "Trick her into what?" 358 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,596 "Giving us our rights back, you geo..." 359 00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:02,896 It's Tony. I gotta take this. Can I get some privacy? 360 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,646 - We're sealed in here. - I gotta get out. 361 00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:06,470 - You can't turn that... - Get me out of here. 362 00:16:06,494 --> 00:16:08,026 - No, no! - It'll go to voicemail! 363 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,276 I gotta blow the hatch! 364 00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:11,840 - That's the chute! - God, I just... 365 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,180 'mazing Jesus. 366 00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:17,390 Hey, it's Tony. 367 00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,060 Oh. 368 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,666 If I'd known, I wouldn't have picked up. 369 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:25,706 I think that we're stuck in here. 370 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,166 - Where are you? - Oh, um... 371 00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:30,456 I'm in a LEM. Where are you? 372 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,336 I'm in a Tumi... suitcase. 373 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,756 I think I'm in baggage claim at Long Beach Airport. 374 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:37,136 My assistant's picking me up, 375 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,306 unless she takes another gray Tumi by mistake, 376 00:16:39,330 --> 00:16:40,790 then I go to unclaimed. 377 00:16:40,910 --> 00:16:45,346 - That's how we lost the Amazing Frederick. - I would've claimed you. 378 00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:47,476 I'll bet. 379 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,116 Since I'm getting back in town, I thought I owed you a call. 380 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,526 So, let's get together. 381 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:01,390 I can't right now. I've got this thing... 382 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,480 I'm stuck in the LEM with. 383 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:04,996 That's the other thing. 384 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,996 I don't think we can actually hang out, anyway. 385 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:10,876 I mean, I'm the flamboyant gay magician. 386 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,126 You're the super straight Christian magician. 387 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,860 We'll taint each other's brand. 388 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,030 Yeah. 389 00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:22,056 I guess we're... different in the same way. 390 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,686 Same, in a different way. 391 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,976 - Different... - Same... 392 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,630 - in a same, different way. - In a different way, same. 393 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:31,066 - Different, wifferent... - Same way. 394 00:17:31,090 --> 00:17:33,066 - In a same gay way? - Different same. 395 00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,526 - It... - Wame. 396 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,526 Wow. Guess that's over. 397 00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:38,696 Yup. Talk about a sign. 398 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,616 And that's when they realized 399 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,786 there was a time when they could speak in unison, 400 00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,430 but I guess it was over now. 401 00:17:44,890 --> 00:17:47,576 I gotta run. I better shut up and listen for "wonder." 402 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,326 Wait, so is this goodbye... 403 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:58,030 How much did you hear? 404 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:01,966 And George Sr. Visited his prison alma mater 405 00:18:01,990 --> 00:18:04,266 for the first time since his son had been incarcerated. 406 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:06,238 This is where I ate a battery during my first week 407 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:08,210 at recess. No, no, "yard." Don't call it recess. 408 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,896 Well, it's a little too late for that, Dad. 409 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,276 I've been trying to figure out prison on my own. 410 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:16,670 - I know. Sorry... - George Bluth! Oh, my God. 411 00:18:17,300 --> 00:18:19,696 - I've never seen you in street clothes. - Duck? 412 00:18:19,720 --> 00:18:23,076 I almost didn't recognize you without the flashlight in your mouth. 413 00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,100 Sorry to be rude. This is my son, Buster. 414 00:18:29,770 --> 00:18:30,786 Charmed, I'm... 415 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,560 No touching. 416 00:18:33,650 --> 00:18:36,046 And perhaps that was why George Sr. 417 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:38,216 Decided he owed it to his son 418 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,426 to share some of his own caged wisdom. 419 00:18:40,450 --> 00:18:43,006 Buster, you have to toughen up now. 420 00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,346 You're in lock-up, all right? They'll circle like jackals. 421 00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:48,056 You gotta be strong, especially with the skinheads. 422 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,396 Skinhead gets in your face, you charge back at him. 423 00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:51,396 You pop him fast. 424 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:53,726 That's the only way you can get respect. 425 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,276 That one there's been giving me looks. 426 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:57,946 No. That's not a skinhead. 427 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,486 That's a guard. You charge at a guard, they'll kill you. 428 00:19:00,510 --> 00:19:02,696 Oh, yeah. That I should know. 429 00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:05,326 But with a skinhead, that's how you get respect. 430 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:08,286 I got more respect then, with these animals, 431 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:11,150 than I get with your... with your mother now. 432 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:15,206 I can't... 433 00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:17,296 I can't satisfy her. 434 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,546 - Really? It's so easy. - No, I mean, 435 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,660 we are no longer together. Your mother kicked me out. 436 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,256 - Oh, there's an opening. - No, no, no. 437 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,806 No, she doesn't want anything to do with either of us. 438 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,516 She has found someone new. She's found a younger man. 439 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:30,936 - Yeah. - Oh. 440 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,476 Sort of a son with benefits. 441 00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:35,170 They said that I'd lose my old lady, 442 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,276 and I said, "Not mother!" 443 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,606 - Okay. - "She'll wait for me!" 444 00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:40,066 Shh. 445 00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:42,356 The thought of her singing to him goodnight. 446 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:50,366 I can't take it. I can't take it. 447 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:53,246 I know. I know. 448 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,836 No touching. 449 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,376 And that's when George Sr. 450 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,666 Decided to have someone else put him out of his misery. 451 00:19:58,690 --> 00:19:59,876 I know what I have to do. 452 00:19:59,900 --> 00:20:01,626 - What are you gonna do? - I know. 453 00:20:01,650 --> 00:20:02,836 What are you gonna do? 454 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,506 I know what I have to do. 455 00:20:04,530 --> 00:20:06,806 - Oh... are you... - I'm sorry. 456 00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,370 Jesus Christ, George. 457 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:16,710 I was so mad when I thought you didn't recognize me. 458 00:20:20,050 --> 00:20:21,880 God, this place has changed. 459 00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:23,736 George Michael was also 460 00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,066 finding a reunion more pleasant than he expected. 461 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:27,616 Your dad is so nice. 462 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,616 - It's been his job since he was two. - Huh. 463 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,536 Sometimes, you want to look in your parents' perfect, 464 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,150 - sweet, kind faces, and tell them off. - Punch them. 465 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,626 Why would you say that? 466 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:38,836 No, no, I... That... 467 00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:41,126 I don't feel that way, but certain kids do. 468 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,336 There's a website about it. 469 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,546 Although, everyone knows it's biased in favor of the dads. 470 00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:48,136 - Your company should shut that site down. - Well... 471 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:51,136 And George Michael, finding himself smitten 472 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:54,670 with Rebel and her family, decided to come clean... 473 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,830 To be honest, I don't know if there's gonna be a company. 474 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:01,526 Until she said this. 475 00:21:01,550 --> 00:21:03,106 Is it a money thing? 476 00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,156 If you need money, I can loan it to you. 477 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,446 Everybody needs a bailout now and then. 478 00:21:07,470 --> 00:21:09,430 It'll give me a stake in the company. 479 00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:13,246 And the prospect of helping his family... 480 00:21:13,270 --> 00:21:16,496 Well, speaking of family, I actually could use a little... 481 00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:18,166 proved too great a temptation. 482 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:19,916 Bailout money, as you put it. 483 00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,006 - Are you sure? - Yes! 484 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,676 Oh, my God, You are great. Why don't we talk about it tomorrow? 485 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,176 Ah, I can't do it tomorrow. I've got reshoots. 486 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,426 All the Mexico stuff. 487 00:21:28,450 --> 00:21:30,846 And so you know, my ex-boyfriend will be there. 488 00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:33,476 But if I know you're gonna be here when I get back... 489 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:34,426 Then when you're back. 490 00:21:34,450 --> 00:21:36,170 Yes! Wait. What color's your hair gonna be? 491 00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,516 It's like kissing your cousin. Ugh. 492 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,420 Ew. Okay. Gross, okay. Got it. 493 00:21:44,550 --> 00:21:48,640 Meanwhile, Maeby was concerned that Stan's strange behavior was romantic, 494 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:50,276 so she tried to discourage it. 495 00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:53,720 Maybe I'm trying to prove something to my clueless dad. 496 00:21:54,350 --> 00:21:58,560 Anyway, I guess that's why I can't make a relationship work. 497 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:00,456 Does that upset you? 498 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:02,860 Annette, it does, if you must know the truth, 499 00:22:03,070 --> 00:22:04,506 'cause your dad was a fool. 500 00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:07,796 I see the real you: a special, wonderful, unique, 501 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:10,466 67-year-old woman who amazes me every day. 502 00:22:10,490 --> 00:22:13,266 And that's when Maeby realized what it was about. 503 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,450 Stan's behavior that was so confusing. 504 00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,000 It would be my pleasure to be the man in your life 505 00:22:18,024 --> 00:22:19,806 that your father never was. 506 00:22:19,830 --> 00:22:22,646 It was paternal, and, touched, 507 00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,856 all she could think of to say was... 508 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,760 - Bury me. 509 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:29,356 And Maeby's actual father, 510 00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:31,736 and his newfound son, Murphybrown, 511 00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:34,746 arrived at the last place he'd seen Lindsay: 512 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,826 Father B's now-abandoned property. 513 00:22:36,850 --> 00:22:38,980 Keep an eye out for Lindsay. That is why we're here. 514 00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,336 Wait, is that her? Is that Lindsay? 515 00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,480 Oh, yes. Lindsay! It's us! It's us! Hi! 516 00:22:47,360 --> 00:22:50,586 Oh, no. That's a sickly cactus with a plastic bag on it. 517 00:22:50,610 --> 00:22:52,926 Right. For a second, I was like, "Is that Lindsay?" 518 00:22:52,950 --> 00:22:54,426 I suppose it's true. 519 00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:55,966 The desert makes one see 520 00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:59,556 - what one wants to see. - Hmm. Yeah. 521 00:22:59,580 --> 00:23:01,146 Is that two barrel-chested, 522 00:23:01,170 --> 00:23:03,500 strapping men on horseback approaching us? 523 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:08,606 You are not welcome on this land. 524 00:23:08,630 --> 00:23:10,066 There must be some mistake. 525 00:23:10,090 --> 00:23:12,050 No, there is no mistake. 526 00:23:12,680 --> 00:23:15,736 I regret to inform you that you are trespassing. 527 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:18,600 Mm... no, this land belongs to George Bluth. 528 00:23:19,060 --> 00:23:20,706 Oh. I see. 529 00:23:20,730 --> 00:23:23,456 - And are you George Bluth? - N... 530 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,626 It was a part that Tobias had played before. 531 00:23:26,650 --> 00:23:29,966 You are about to witness why a career in entertainment 532 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:30,990 can come in handy. 533 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,056 Yeah, that's right. 534 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:39,726 I'm the last guy you want to kick off of your la... his land... my land. 535 00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:40,766 - Our land. - No. 536 00:23:40,790 --> 00:23:44,420 Oh, I did not realize you were Mr. George Bluth himself. 537 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:48,316 Well, Mr. George Bluth, we have some papers for you to sign. 538 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:50,066 Oh, is that right? 539 00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,696 Well, how about I just... 540 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:54,340 use my son Michael as a signing surface? 541 00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:55,656 - Get up. - Okay. 542 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,406 Tobias wasn't the only one trespassing 543 00:23:58,430 --> 00:24:00,576 on someone else's property, as Michael had decided 544 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,416 to do what he was certain Gob couldn't: 545 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,456 take matters into his own hands. 546 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,610 I can't tell you how many times I've felt like a fraud. 547 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:12,336 But I'll tell you a secret, everyone... 548 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,336 Hey, Ron. Michael. 549 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:16,926 From that untitled Bluth project. 550 00:24:16,950 --> 00:24:19,216 - Then I dated Rebel. - Oh, oh. Yeah, yeah. 551 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,240 Prayer hands. 552 00:24:20,660 --> 00:24:24,146 Yeah. Listen, a lot of stuff has changed with the family. 553 00:24:24,170 --> 00:24:26,056 Yeah. I heard about that. 554 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:27,540 Oh, has it gotten out? 555 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,566 Not to the general public, 556 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:31,486 but at Imagine, we hear everything. 557 00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:33,196 You know I'm as straight 558 00:24:33,220 --> 00:24:35,946 as they come, I just got a lot on my mind right now 559 00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:38,986 with work, slash, am I gay, slash, Buster's in jail. 560 00:24:39,010 --> 00:24:41,286 - He is? What for? - Well, just for... 561 00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:44,706 for maybe killing this woman my family owes money to. 562 00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:46,126 I think it was his robot hand. 563 00:24:46,150 --> 00:24:47,916 - Get me Ron. - It's hush-hush. 564 00:24:47,940 --> 00:24:50,506 Okay, so then you might understand why 565 00:24:50,530 --> 00:24:52,166 we don't want a movie about it. 566 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:54,466 Absolutely. You'd have to cut too much. 567 00:24:54,490 --> 00:24:58,426 This has true crime limited series written all over it. 568 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,596 That way, my Rebel could be in it, too. 569 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:02,790 She's no Bryce, but she's like a robot. 570 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,856 Gives the exact same performance every take. Real time-saver. 571 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,856 So, yes, let's do this. 572 00:25:08,880 --> 00:25:12,396 Here's the thing. Right now, my family is not looking for publicity. 573 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:15,236 The other way to look at it is if I heard about it, 574 00:25:15,260 --> 00:25:16,486 it's out there. 575 00:25:16,510 --> 00:25:18,696 Best way to manage press is to get in front of it. 576 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,946 Hey, Dad. We need you for the three-legged race. 577 00:25:21,970 --> 00:25:24,980 - Also, can you start the music? - I don't know how to, Reed. 578 00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:28,456 Oh. I must've heard that. I must've heard that. 579 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,626 Right? Sure. That, uh... so you get... 580 00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:33,820 - Do you get the scripts read to you? - Uh... 581 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:36,636 This is my son, Reed. 582 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,860 My dad knows how to read. 583 00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:40,370 Yes. 584 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,370 Nice to meet you. Uh, yeah. Whenever. 585 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:46,226 I see why you named him Reed. 586 00:25:46,250 --> 00:25:47,250 He seems smart. 587 00:25:48,790 --> 00:25:50,460 Hey, thanks for sneaking in. 588 00:25:52,130 --> 00:25:53,146 Yep. 589 00:25:53,170 --> 00:25:56,816 As he rushed to get out before running into Rebel, 590 00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:59,866 Michael ran into yet another famous Howard. 591 00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:01,156 - Hi. - Hi. 592 00:26:01,180 --> 00:26:03,116 Avoiding the three-legged race, I see. 593 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:04,286 Bryce! 594 00:26:04,310 --> 00:26:06,480 I'm sorry, but I just can't, Reed. 595 00:26:07,190 --> 00:26:10,036 Oh, talking to your brother Reed. I get it. 596 00:26:10,060 --> 00:26:11,336 Michael Bluth. Pleasure. 597 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,956 - Hi. Bryce. - Yeah, no. I know. 598 00:26:12,980 --> 00:26:16,416 Oh, yes. Yes, you dated my sister, didn't you? 599 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,086 Well, even that overstates it. 600 00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,886 We weren't together long before we broke up. 601 00:26:20,910 --> 00:26:23,136 - You know, very clean break. - Oh. 602 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,056 I was gonna say hi, but I ain't not going somewhere. 603 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,056 But I-I'm going somewhere. Never mind. 604 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,056 Listen, you dodged a bullet. She's a user. 605 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:33,476 She's got a new guy. And she's using him. 606 00:26:33,500 --> 00:26:35,856 Yeah? But I heard that's ending. 607 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,946 No, are you kidding? He's trapped. 608 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:39,526 - Hmm. - In her web. 609 00:26:39,550 --> 00:26:42,026 She's with him because of his Internet company. 610 00:26:42,050 --> 00:26:43,050 You know that, right? 611 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:47,206 You think so? Do you think that she's just using him? 612 00:26:47,230 --> 00:26:50,480 Yeah. And I'm pretty sure it's not for his body. 613 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:53,706 Oh, well... I mean, I don't know the guy, 614 00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:54,796 but I saw a picture. 615 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:58,006 I think he's got a great build. You know? Um, he's wiry. 616 00:26:58,030 --> 00:26:59,626 You wouldn't want him to be taller. 617 00:26:59,650 --> 00:27:02,716 I like the young man's body. Okay? I do. 618 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:06,016 Yeah, well, that's very weird of you. 619 00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,846 Still, such a kiss-up. 620 00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:09,976 He's even dyed his hair Dallas Howard Red. 621 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,640 - I get it. It's a hot new dye, - New dye? 622 00:27:11,664 --> 00:27:13,816 But you're not supposed to leave it in that long. 623 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,936 Look at him. Ugh. He looks like a jack-o'-lantern. 624 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,970 - Put your head down. - What... 625 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,656 - Dork. - Can I exit through the house? 626 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,986 I don't want the user to create a dramatic scene. 627 00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,746 No. Don't worry about that. 628 00:27:27,770 --> 00:27:31,416 I have seen her get laughs doing The Glass Menagerie. 629 00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:34,810 Oh. I don't get it. 630 00:27:35,230 --> 00:27:37,546 Michael was hoping to avoid an awkward run-in 631 00:27:37,570 --> 00:27:39,376 with his son at the valet, 632 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,716 when he came across a way to find out when the coast was clear. 633 00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,506 - Hi. - Can I help you? 634 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:46,346 Yeah, that's a sweet setup there. 635 00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:48,176 I wanted to take a peek. Do you mind? 636 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,806 I want to check out my son. 637 00:27:49,830 --> 00:27:51,370 Uh, that I understand. 638 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:54,080 My name is Rance Howard, Ron's dad. 639 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,316 I thought you worked here. Hi. 640 00:27:57,340 --> 00:28:00,606 Well, I like to stay busy, keep an eye on my son, too. 641 00:28:00,630 --> 00:28:02,906 Oh, yeah? You still have to do that? 642 00:28:02,930 --> 00:28:05,736 That's a father's job. Doesn't start at 9:00 and end at 5:00. 643 00:28:05,760 --> 00:28:08,616 It's 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 644 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,826 Even as they get older, huh? 645 00:28:09,850 --> 00:28:12,536 It gets even harder, 'cause they think they know it all. 646 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,786 You still have to be there for them when they make mistakes. 647 00:28:15,810 --> 00:28:18,626 Or sometimes they need to cry a little bit 648 00:28:18,650 --> 00:28:21,820 because sometimes a person needs to cry a little bit. 649 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,820 Unless that person is a dad. 650 00:28:25,490 --> 00:28:27,926 For a father must bear his load lightly, 651 00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:32,830 and yet, beneath the mask, a watchful eye never wanders. 652 00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:35,580 For it is through this glance 653 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,840 that a wisdom beyond words must be passed. 654 00:28:40,340 --> 00:28:41,526 That's an interesting take. 655 00:28:41,550 --> 00:28:44,090 Because I think a girl might be using my son, 656 00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:47,350 but I don't exactly have a way to keep an eye on her... 657 00:28:48,970 --> 00:28:50,656 Oh, I see you met my dad. 658 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,246 He doesn't say much, but we're sure glad he's around. 659 00:28:53,270 --> 00:28:55,456 Although, hopefully he didn't share his thoughts 660 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,996 about climate change, did he? 661 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,626 - Hoax! - He was great company. 662 00:28:59,650 --> 00:29:03,126 That's when Michael found a way to keep an eye on the woman 663 00:29:03,150 --> 00:29:04,716 who might be using his son. 664 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:06,546 Know what else is a good company? 665 00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:07,910 Imagine Entertainment. 666 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,056 And I think that I want to go forward with that docuseries after all. 667 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:14,936 That's great news. Hey, Jocelyn! 668 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,056 Would you mind bringing down the standard TV contracts, please? 669 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,276 Streaming contracts, cable or broadcast? 670 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:21,856 - A streamer! - No residuals. 671 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,276 Jocey will have those down in just a minute, 672 00:29:24,300 --> 00:29:26,906 and if we're quick, we can get an interview with your brother 673 00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:28,406 while he's still in jail. 674 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:30,196 You know, you can't beat those visuals. 675 00:29:30,220 --> 00:29:32,366 Put a little atmosphere in there, you filter it... 676 00:29:32,390 --> 00:29:35,690 Nice low-angle shot for the close-up... 677 00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,780 Oh, a wide shot. Tell it in one image. 678 00:29:42,900 --> 00:29:44,360 Yes, a wide shot. 679 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,400 Wide shot. 680 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:48,950 Michael returned home... 681 00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:51,556 How did it go with Gob and Kitty? 682 00:29:51,580 --> 00:29:53,806 Where his mother had been lying in wait. 683 00:29:53,830 --> 00:29:55,886 Tell me he got her to kill the movie. 684 00:29:55,910 --> 00:29:58,936 Well, I think he probably forgot to ask. 685 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,710 That's okay 'cause I spoke to Ron. 686 00:30:01,380 --> 00:30:03,606 He was very happy to see me. It felt good. 687 00:30:03,630 --> 00:30:06,066 That's just Hollywood BS. 688 00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:07,816 Well, I think it's gonna help us. 689 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,866 You think what is going to help us? 690 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:11,196 Oh, God. I'm burying the lead. 691 00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:13,970 The Bluth project is dead because... 692 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,656 it's gonna be a streaming series. 693 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:20,166 We said no leaks, and now we're streaming over everyone? 694 00:30:20,190 --> 00:30:22,206 I'm not telling it well. The point is, 695 00:30:22,230 --> 00:30:23,956 Ron's gonna do an introductory interview, 696 00:30:23,980 --> 00:30:26,626 okay, with Buster, as research 697 00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,676 about the family's history, and what... 698 00:30:28,700 --> 00:30:31,256 Michael, they cannot go into our family's past. 699 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,636 They certainly can't do a TV show about it. 700 00:30:33,660 --> 00:30:35,266 It's never gonna get that far. 701 00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:37,436 It's gonna send a signal to the DA 702 00:30:37,460 --> 00:30:39,896 that if they hold Buster, they're looking for trouble. 703 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:40,806 Think about it. 704 00:30:40,830 --> 00:30:42,106 If the nicest man in the world 705 00:30:42,130 --> 00:30:43,816 goes in there with his camera and crew, 706 00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,856 and he tells Buster he believes in his innocence... 707 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,340 They'll drop the charges quicker than you can blink your... 708 00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:52,116 Initiate, at least, the blinking of the eyes. 709 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,536 The opening of the eyes is, uh, 710 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,656 a bit of a guestimate lately. 711 00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,430 And what if Buster chokes? 712 00:30:58,140 --> 00:30:59,956 I guess that's what Ron's for. 713 00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:02,456 That would prove to be a very... 714 00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:05,166 No, you'll see on the next "On the Next." 715 00:31:05,190 --> 00:31:07,626 On the next Arrested Development... 716 00:31:07,650 --> 00:31:12,046 On the next shot, I know we said close-ups. No, wide. 717 00:31:12,070 --> 00:31:13,636 Ron Howard arranges 718 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:16,200 a jailhouse interview with Buster... 719 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:18,540 Here we go. 720 00:31:19,136 --> 00:31:20,136 Showtime. 721 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:23,056 And Buster remembers George Sr.'s advice. 722 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:24,080 A skinhead. 723 00:31:25,170 --> 00:31:27,736 I'm gonna kill you, you bleeping skinhead! 724 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,566 Oh, hey! 725 00:31:29,590 --> 00:31:31,340 Skinhead! 726 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,526 See what I did to skinhead? 727 00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:35,560 Mm. Make a note. 728 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,696 Forget the wide shots. 729 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,020 50/50 and matching overs. 730 00:31:40,350 --> 00:31:43,520 And Maeby enjoys her new paternal relationship. 731 00:31:43,980 --> 00:31:46,020 Look how happy they look together. 732 00:31:46,820 --> 00:31:47,820 Just like us. 733 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:52,030 Until this happens.