1 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:13,486 Michael and the family attorney 2 00:00:13,510 --> 00:00:16,866 - were visiting Buster in jail. - I take it Mother's not coming. 3 00:00:16,890 --> 00:00:18,946 - Mom? No. She couldn't make it. - Why is that? 4 00:00:18,970 --> 00:00:21,326 She said that I could make up whatever reason I want. 5 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,996 You tell me what is easiest on you. 6 00:00:23,020 --> 00:00:24,866 Hmm, no, it's too mean. 7 00:00:24,890 --> 00:00:26,326 I think you're entitled, Buster. 8 00:00:26,350 --> 00:00:27,520 She hates you, Michael. 9 00:00:28,190 --> 00:00:32,836 - We'll use that one. Sure. - Mothers cannot accept the idea 10 00:00:32,860 --> 00:00:36,006 that they've raised someone who could do something so vile. 11 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:37,716 - What? - In my case, twice. Well, 12 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:39,676 two times, allegedly. Hey. 13 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:42,700 This falls under client-attorney privilege, right? Mother's disgusted by me. 14 00:00:44,040 --> 00:00:45,646 - No. - She thinks I didn't just tamper 15 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:48,896 with the evidence, she thinks I tampered with Lucille 2. 16 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,316 - No, no, no. - She must think I'm guilty of murder. 17 00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:53,566 - Don't say that. - Or she's busy frolicking 18 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:54,776 on the beach with Dusty, 19 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,816 - her trophy son. - I should never have put 20 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,156 that image in your mind. 21 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:00,890 The good news is, you thought I said "frolicking." 22 00:01:01,390 --> 00:01:03,036 I don't think it's that. 23 00:01:03,060 --> 00:01:04,656 She knows more than she's letting on. 24 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,496 Like where Lucille 2 actually is. Think about it. 25 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:08,786 She made a deal with her. 26 00:01:08,810 --> 00:01:10,666 Or maybe she just tricked her to leave town. 27 00:01:10,690 --> 00:01:12,666 I don't know, but there is something going on, 28 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:14,216 and she needs to let that play out, 29 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:16,336 even if you need to stay in prison a little while. 30 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,756 No pounding! 31 00:01:17,780 --> 00:01:19,676 She holds the keys to my freedom, 32 00:01:19,700 --> 00:01:22,176 and she won't use it until she gets her selfish needs met. 33 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,056 Like when she used to lock me in the bathroom 34 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,096 for grown-up selfish needs night. 35 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,476 - Oh, did we have a good time. - What? 36 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,226 - No, it ended in tears. - Guys, hey, let's focus. 37 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:34,146 I'm wondering if there is a way we can get Mom to think 38 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,930 that the DA is onto whatever her scheme is, like, 39 00:01:37,470 --> 00:01:39,986 we tell Mom that the DA knows where there is some evidence, 40 00:01:40,010 --> 00:01:43,326 and then, Mom or Dad slip out and try to get rid of it. 41 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:44,946 And then I follow them. 42 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,640 What evidence should we say they have, Michael? 43 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:51,456 Lucille 2's head in a box? 44 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,648 Spooky. 45 00:01:52,660 --> 00:01:53,840 Well, no. Hang on. That's... It's gotta be real. 46 00:01:54,820 --> 00:01:56,876 Okay, so, if it's gotta be real, 47 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:58,836 how about the DA is close to locating 48 00:01:58,860 --> 00:02:01,176 the stair car that she was last seen on, 49 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,676 because they have a picture of it from a security cam 50 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:05,726 - or traffic light cam? - That's getting there. 51 00:02:05,750 --> 00:02:09,960 Okay, now inside the stair car are two heads. 52 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:13,896 One bald, one spiky. 53 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:15,736 - Spooky. - No. I loved it, all the way up 54 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,526 till the end. I think stair car's plenty. 55 00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:19,986 - Okay. - Why don't I have the family 56 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:22,526 gather at the beach cottage about 3:00? 57 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:25,326 You call me. You tell me you found out they've got 58 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:26,866 the stair car evidence, and I wait 59 00:02:26,890 --> 00:02:28,770 for either Mom or Dad to make their next move. 60 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:30,230 Any questions? 61 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,480 What's the beach cottage? 62 00:02:32,940 --> 00:02:33,956 I found out, Buster. 63 00:02:33,980 --> 00:02:35,586 - Oh. - What a relief. 64 00:02:35,610 --> 00:02:37,666 - Yeah. - I almost said "the cottage." 65 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,506 I changed it to "ing on the beach." 66 00:02:39,530 --> 00:02:41,110 - It's "frolicking." - "Frolicking." 67 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,556 Now, the story of a wealthy family 68 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,716 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 69 00:02:46,740 --> 00:02:48,330 but to keep them all together. 70 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,050 It's Arrested Development. 71 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,026 Michael group-texted his family to meet at the cottage, 72 00:03:03,050 --> 00:03:04,656 but accidentally included... 73 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,360 - Gangee's renting this place? - His son. 74 00:03:06,384 --> 00:03:09,116 No, this is her place. It's been in the family forever. 75 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:10,786 They never told either of us, huh? 76 00:03:10,810 --> 00:03:12,600 - Oh. - Says "Maeby" here. 77 00:03:13,230 --> 00:03:14,230 What? 78 00:03:14,770 --> 00:03:17,980 How dare they keep track of my height while not telling me? 79 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:20,086 Mm-hmm. 80 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:21,926 So, how did it go with Rebel's family? 81 00:03:21,950 --> 00:03:23,910 You guys seem really buddy-buddy on Instagram. 82 00:03:25,370 --> 00:03:27,306 I also saw that that hair thing backfired, huh? 83 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:30,080 Yeah, it was great. I mean, they're just such a nice... 84 00:03:30,580 --> 00:03:32,936 I don't want to use "family," 'cause they like each other, 85 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,606 but they're a nice group of people. 86 00:03:34,630 --> 00:03:36,340 I think I really like her. 87 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,476 Isn't it still weird with your dad? 88 00:03:38,500 --> 00:03:40,170 Well, maybe that was just me. 89 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:43,776 I'm worried she might have been seeing her ex all summer. 90 00:03:43,800 --> 00:03:45,776 - Your dad? - No, no. On the movie set, 91 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:46,800 down in Mexico. 92 00:03:47,180 --> 00:03:49,680 Didn't your dad say he was down in Mexico, too? 93 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:53,916 - They shoot a lot of things there. - Mm-hmm. 94 00:03:53,940 --> 00:03:56,140 It was fun. I'm not gonna see her for the next few days, 95 00:03:56,164 --> 00:03:57,996 'cause she's going to Mexico for reshoots. 96 00:03:58,020 --> 00:03:59,796 Reshoots? Oof. 97 00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:02,506 She must not be a very good actress, huh? 98 00:04:02,530 --> 00:04:03,966 Hope she gets it right this time. 99 00:04:03,990 --> 00:04:05,756 Well, she's not perfect, but, uh, 100 00:04:05,780 --> 00:04:09,016 it doesn't turn my stomach to see her eat an ice cream cone. 101 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,056 Speaking of that, how are things with Stan? 102 00:04:11,080 --> 00:04:13,516 Did he finish that ice cream cone after I looked away? 103 00:04:13,540 --> 00:04:16,040 I don't know. I threw away all the ice cream. 104 00:04:16,460 --> 00:04:17,686 But, not to make you jealous, 105 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:20,130 turns out we are dating. 106 00:04:21,420 --> 00:04:24,106 For some reason, he wants to wait till after the election 107 00:04:24,130 --> 00:04:25,760 to be what he likes to call "intimate." 108 00:04:26,050 --> 00:04:29,786 In fact, Stan was waiting so there would be no scandal... 109 00:04:29,810 --> 00:04:32,786 You gotta try this new eyebrow glue. You can eat soup again. 110 00:04:32,810 --> 00:04:34,826 Especially once his daughter joined the race. 111 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:36,666 Have you thought about what I asked? 112 00:04:36,690 --> 00:04:38,190 You have to run for office. 113 00:04:38,650 --> 00:04:40,166 You said we couldn't risk it, 114 00:04:40,190 --> 00:04:43,466 with... with Lucille 2 missing. 115 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:45,386 That's the best part. She's gone. 116 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,530 I'm dating this woman who's a gossip hound. 117 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:50,886 Somehow, she got intel that Lindsay Bluth has skipped town. 118 00:04:50,910 --> 00:04:53,476 - But the Bluths are running her anyway. - Oh. 119 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,846 It would be nice to oppose Lindsay's sudden interest 120 00:04:55,870 --> 00:04:57,686 in building this awful border wall. 121 00:04:57,710 --> 00:04:59,340 Which was my idea. 122 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:01,896 I have to say, Dad, 123 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:04,420 I'm surprised you're taking such an interest in this race. 124 00:05:05,090 --> 00:05:08,470 If you tried the new eyebrow glue, you could look surprised, too. 125 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:11,036 He expects sex after the election? 126 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:12,700 What are you gonna do? That's in two days. 127 00:05:12,724 --> 00:05:14,746 I know. I mean, I can't let the guy see me naked, 128 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:16,866 'cause, not to brag, but, you know, 129 00:05:16,890 --> 00:05:19,666 there's not a lot of 75-year-old women who got a body like this. 130 00:05:19,690 --> 00:05:21,860 - You know? - I don't think that's bragging. 131 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,820 Wow. Well, I guess you are jealous, huh? 132 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,676 I'm waiting to hear from Barry, 133 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,796 so I don't have too much new information. 134 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:33,346 Uh, Barry's probably trying to mitigate the damage you caused 135 00:05:33,370 --> 00:05:35,556 by taunting Buster with a skinhead. 136 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:37,596 Okay, you gotta blame Buster for that. 137 00:05:37,620 --> 00:05:39,936 Say what you will about Ron Howard as a filmmaker, 138 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,130 but the man is not a Nazi sympathizer. 139 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,186 - Thanks. - I've heard things 140 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:46,776 about what's really going on in that Grinch movie he made. 141 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,906 You know, that anti-Christmas thing, with the Who-ish people? 142 00:05:49,930 --> 00:05:51,526 I don't know what you want me to say. 143 00:05:51,550 --> 00:05:53,430 I offered to talk to the DA. You shot that down. 144 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:55,906 Lottie-Dottie-DA? Oh, she's a shark, Michael. 145 00:05:55,930 --> 00:05:58,576 I don't want you swimming anywhere near her. 146 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,456 Especially after you tried to drown yourself 147 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,720 in the bay the other day. We're sticking with that, huh? 148 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:07,086 Mom, if you're not gonna bail out Buster, 149 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,046 - you can visit. - And risk having 150 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,296 a story come out that I went to a prison 151 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,636 to visit my son before the election? 152 00:06:13,660 --> 00:06:15,636 That would be bad for Lindsay's campaign. 153 00:06:15,660 --> 00:06:18,386 So the plan is to run her, even though she's not here? 154 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:19,556 - Yes. - Got it. 155 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,516 Especially now that Sally's in the race. 156 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:24,276 Tobias better find Lindsay before the 4th of July parade, 157 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,936 which is on the 2nd. 158 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:28,486 - The 4th of July parade is on the 2nd? - Mm. 159 00:06:28,510 --> 00:06:31,026 Yes. They moved it because they don't want the Hispanics 160 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,986 to get even by using up all the supplies a day early 161 00:06:34,010 --> 00:06:35,446 like we do with Cinco. 162 00:06:35,470 --> 00:06:38,956 Yeah, and good luck using the 4th of July fireworks on the 3rd, 163 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,876 because we will have done it on the 2nd. 164 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:44,320 By the way, guys, as far as the Bluth company float goes, 165 00:06:45,020 --> 00:06:47,626 I bet you guys are thinking, uh, will he, won't he? 166 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,360 - "Willy Wondy?" - Who's Willy Wondy? 167 00:06:50,070 --> 00:06:52,506 "Will he, won't he" do magic on our float. 168 00:06:52,530 --> 00:06:54,096 - Won't he. - Tony? 169 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:56,056 - Did you say Tony? - Won't he. 170 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,266 Wonder. What? Why are you trying to say "Tony Wonder"? 171 00:06:59,290 --> 00:07:00,970 - No one's saying Tony... - Stay out of it! 172 00:07:00,994 --> 00:07:03,226 Why are you saying Tony Wonder? Is he doing a trick? 173 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,356 No one's saying that 174 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,526 - or asking anything. - Good. 175 00:07:06,550 --> 00:07:07,760 Let's keep it that way. 176 00:07:10,170 --> 00:07:13,526 Anyway, you're probably saying or wondering... Now I'm doing it. 177 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:18,956 Why I won't be doing a magic show on our float. 178 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:20,520 And the answer is: 179 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,440 because I've been asked to do so on another float. 180 00:07:23,464 --> 00:07:26,746 A great company, Laguna Closet Conversions. Know those guys? 181 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:28,126 It's not what you think. 182 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:31,836 They, like, convert closets to, like, organize and stuff. 183 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,336 Who would think anything different? 184 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,096 This geo-bead would. 185 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:37,596 So, what do we have to do to get you into a closet, huh? 186 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:41,226 Wow, you guys don't mince words, huh? 187 00:07:41,250 --> 00:07:45,186 After realizing his friendship with Tony Wonder was over... 188 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:47,106 I don't think we can hang out. 189 00:07:47,130 --> 00:07:50,776 Gob, desperate to push his feelings back into the closet, 190 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,656 decided conversion therapy was the only answer. 191 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,406 - We're different. - Although, it's worth noting 192 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:57,986 he didn't do a lot of research. 193 00:07:58,010 --> 00:07:59,996 Plus, it's great for your resale value. 194 00:08:00,020 --> 00:08:01,866 How's your resale value now? 195 00:08:01,890 --> 00:08:04,206 Gob didn't want to let on that he didn't know 196 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:07,270 what "resale value" was gay slang for. 197 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,980 I've never had any complaints. 198 00:08:10,530 --> 00:08:12,796 Let's talk about you. The more we know about you, 199 00:08:12,820 --> 00:08:14,740 the happier you're gonna be with your results. 200 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:18,740 I love Tony Wonder. 201 00:08:20,410 --> 00:08:22,976 I guess you want the details. 202 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,346 - Anyway, it's... - Gob told the closet salesmen 203 00:08:25,370 --> 00:08:27,106 all about his night with Tony, 204 00:08:27,130 --> 00:08:29,396 and how devastated he was by being ghosted. 205 00:08:29,420 --> 00:08:31,356 Michael walked in, I had to waste my roofie... 206 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,646 But he doesn't remember... Him, with my... 207 00:08:33,670 --> 00:08:36,930 I guess that's how we're different, in the same way. 208 00:08:38,736 --> 00:08:39,736 We should put him 209 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,696 in the Catalina cedar walk-in 210 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,770 with the pocket doors and the floor lighting. 211 00:08:44,940 --> 00:08:47,980 And that's when Gob realized his mistake. 212 00:08:52,030 --> 00:08:55,110 But keep in mind, we edited, like, an hour out of this. 213 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:58,886 What are the confidentiality laws concerning people 214 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:00,330 who walk into a closet store? 215 00:09:00,990 --> 00:09:03,306 They're kind of sane and, you know, they just, 216 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,250 they listen, they're good... And they work for us 217 00:09:05,274 --> 00:09:06,394 'cause I bought the company. 218 00:09:06,418 --> 00:09:08,016 Ah. Oh. 219 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,976 Hang on, this might be him. It is. 220 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,396 - Barry. - Michael, I'm calling you, 221 00:09:12,420 --> 00:09:13,946 I've got new info. It can be whatever 222 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,906 you want to say, I'm saying. 223 00:09:15,930 --> 00:09:19,076 I understand, so you are saying... 224 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,736 I'm not saying anything. 225 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:22,696 - I didn't think I had to. - I see. 226 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,326 - What does that mean, "discovered"? - Oh, they're listening, right? 227 00:09:26,350 --> 00:09:28,706 If they're listening, just say "dogshit." 228 00:09:28,730 --> 00:09:32,416 Mm. What you said, I would repeat, 229 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,586 but the family is here, and I want to make sure 230 00:09:34,610 --> 00:09:37,086 - that I don't get it wrong. - Get it wrong? 231 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:38,796 - Say "dogshit." - Apparently, they know 232 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:41,506 where the stair car is, and they might even know 233 00:09:41,530 --> 00:09:44,476 where Lucille 2 is, which means they will talk to her, 234 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:46,580 and we'll get all this sorted out. 235 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,080 - Did I get that right? - Well, with two heads in it. 236 00:09:50,380 --> 00:09:52,590 One spiky one and one bald one. 237 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:54,396 No, that's plenty. 238 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:56,736 - Thank you. Good job, Barry. - Know what's funny? 239 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:59,446 In the 30 years that I've represented this family, 240 00:09:59,470 --> 00:10:02,116 that is the first time anyone has said "good j... ". 241 00:10:02,140 --> 00:10:03,720 Well, listen. 242 00:10:04,180 --> 00:10:05,246 If that's all true, 243 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,786 they might be closer to figuring this out than we thought. 244 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:10,496 And now, Michael had to just sit back 245 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:12,956 and wait for something out of the ordinary to happen. 246 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:13,916 I'm gonna take off. 247 00:10:13,940 --> 00:10:17,046 And I'll check back on you later and we can, uh... 248 00:10:17,070 --> 00:10:19,990 Um, can I speak to you privately for a moment? 249 00:10:20,110 --> 00:10:21,176 Oh. Yeah? 250 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:22,506 You need to speak privately? 251 00:10:22,530 --> 00:10:25,386 Oh, it's just so mundane. I don't want to bore everyone. 252 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:27,710 - It's just so mundane. - I'll get out of your hair. 253 00:10:29,540 --> 00:10:32,056 And Michael went to stake out the parking lot. 254 00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:34,816 - Hey, Dad. Wait. You're leaving? - Hey. 255 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,276 You never even said hello. 256 00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,106 - Yeah, I just... - Or good-bye. 257 00:10:38,130 --> 00:10:41,026 - Thank you for coming out. - I was glad to come out 258 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:42,326 because I have some good news. 259 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:45,366 Um, do you still need that 50 grand for Buster's bail? 260 00:10:45,390 --> 00:10:47,116 Because I can get that from the business. 261 00:10:47,140 --> 00:10:50,746 No. No, no, no, no. I told you I'm not gonna be taking your money. 262 00:10:50,770 --> 00:10:52,746 And it's 75 grand that I'm not gonna be taking 263 00:10:52,770 --> 00:10:53,996 because the bail went up. 264 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,916 Buster tried to strangle a, uh... 265 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:58,376 Well, he technically did strangle a skinhead. 266 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,256 - Very cool. - I guess, in a way. 267 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:03,426 Now that we're talking about money, I want to tell you, 268 00:11:03,450 --> 00:11:05,466 I couldn't be more proud of what you've been able 269 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,556 to do with the Fakeblock thing. 270 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:10,186 But with this kind of success, it puts a target on your back. 271 00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:13,016 People are gonna think, "Here comes the next Steve Gobs." 272 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,240 - They're gonna want... - Jobs. 273 00:11:14,264 --> 00:11:16,280 Jobs, for sure, but they're also gonna want money. 274 00:11:16,304 --> 00:11:18,646 And don't be throwing it away. Not just to family. 275 00:11:18,670 --> 00:11:20,606 Be careful with friends, too. 276 00:11:20,630 --> 00:11:23,066 New friends, a girlfriend that might be trying 277 00:11:23,090 --> 00:11:25,366 to slow things down. Isn't that what you... 278 00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:27,326 Isn't that how you described it? 279 00:11:27,350 --> 00:11:28,656 - With Rebel? - Huh? Yeah. 280 00:11:28,680 --> 00:11:30,916 She just works a lot. She's in Mexico right now. 281 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,286 But we're better than ever. 282 00:11:32,310 --> 00:11:34,786 Actually, that money that I mentioned? That was from Rebel. 283 00:11:34,810 --> 00:11:36,916 You know, to be a friend and support me. 284 00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:40,006 Oh, boy. There's some of that Hollywood BS. There it is. 285 00:11:40,030 --> 00:11:41,836 Right there. That's how they use people. 286 00:11:41,860 --> 00:11:43,796 That's the culture there, and I want to make sure 287 00:11:43,820 --> 00:11:45,900 you don't give too much away. Don't change yourself. 288 00:11:46,990 --> 00:11:48,620 You don't change your look 289 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,830 to be a part of the gang. 290 00:11:52,790 --> 00:11:54,516 You talking about my hair? 291 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:55,936 Why'd you dye your hair? 292 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,396 Come on. 293 00:11:57,420 --> 00:11:58,940 George Michael couldn't tell his father 294 00:11:58,964 --> 00:12:01,236 that he'd attempted to dye his hair pink 295 00:12:01,260 --> 00:12:03,156 - to push Rebel away. - Um... 296 00:12:03,180 --> 00:12:04,566 Yeah, I guess, you know, 297 00:12:04,590 --> 00:12:06,890 so... so Rebel would think that I was cool. 298 00:12:08,140 --> 00:12:10,036 - I see. - Look at this. 299 00:12:10,060 --> 00:12:13,166 Three generations of Bluths in one place. 300 00:12:13,190 --> 00:12:14,916 Anybody have a camera? 301 00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,286 - On my phone. - Yes, sir. 302 00:12:16,310 --> 00:12:17,336 Oh, no. 303 00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:19,086 It's a figure of speech. I gotta run. 304 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,546 Where you off to, Dad? I could run some errands. 305 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:23,626 - Need a hop on? - No, thanks. 306 00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,966 Personal business. Heading northward. 307 00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:28,886 Okay. I'm actually complete opposite direction. 308 00:12:28,910 --> 00:12:30,306 Where you heading, Dad? 309 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,636 Uh, west. 310 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:34,170 Well, I'll hang out with you at the, uh, beach. 311 00:12:34,580 --> 00:12:37,186 Oh, uh... No. Why did I say west? 312 00:12:37,210 --> 00:12:40,276 East is where I'm going. Northeast. Northeast, actually. 313 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:42,106 I'm going up to Search campus. 314 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:44,856 I love the idea of you going to the beach. Do that. 315 00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:47,316 Make sure it doesn't turn your hair red again. 316 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:49,930 And, Dad... Well, he's gone. Okay, I gotta go. 317 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,020 How'd you know I had red hair? 318 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,626 - Did you see it on Instagram? - Yes. 319 00:12:56,650 --> 00:12:59,296 I did. I did. I did. 320 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:01,256 I just didn't want to embarrass you. 321 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,716 Showed up on my e-mail this morning. 322 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,320 So you use Instagram? 323 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:08,756 Mm-mm. No, no. Your uncle showed it to me. 324 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,846 You know me. I'm a 20th-century guy. 325 00:13:10,870 --> 00:13:12,676 You can keep that futuristic stuff. 326 00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:13,790 Okay? 327 00:13:14,370 --> 00:13:15,766 Okay. Prismo. 328 00:13:15,790 --> 00:13:17,806 Begin. 329 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:20,106 User, Michael Bluth. Lost my keys. 330 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:22,436 Okay, Prismo, reverse. 331 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,606 I will. And how was... 332 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:27,316 - Mom's fucking cottage. - With Gob. 333 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,236 And so, a suspicious Michael took off 334 00:13:29,260 --> 00:13:30,550 after his father... 335 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:38,036 - He was there. - While his own son... 336 00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:39,706 Where are you going? 337 00:13:39,730 --> 00:13:41,940 Found himself feeling suspicious as well. 338 00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:44,916 And Barry 339 00:13:44,940 --> 00:13:46,546 showed up at the cottage to make sure 340 00:13:46,570 --> 00:13:47,796 the scheme had worked. 341 00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:50,136 You are here. Why was Michael 342 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,806 - so stingy with the dogshit? - What are you doing here? 343 00:13:52,830 --> 00:13:55,636 Was Michael lying about talking to you on the phone just now? 344 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,096 Oh, no. That was me. 345 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,436 I just wanted to see how Michael was enjoying 346 00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:01,516 - knowing about the cottage. - You want to know 347 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,316 if we fell for Michael's and your little trap. 348 00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,946 It was a trap, wasn't it? 349 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,696 You're wrong. Why would I do that? 350 00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,316 Because he paid your bail and threatened 351 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:12,366 to make trouble if you didn't play along. 352 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,486 You're right. 353 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:14,496 I knew it. 354 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,640 The DA has a picture of the stair car? 355 00:14:17,140 --> 00:14:19,076 Like Lucille 2 would be stupid enough 356 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,376 to disappear in a truck with her name on it? 357 00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:23,836 - What kind of lie is that? - I totally agree with you. 358 00:14:23,860 --> 00:14:26,336 A good lie is head in a box, 359 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,716 but they wanted to go with something real, 360 00:14:28,740 --> 00:14:32,280 so we went with the evidence they actually had. 361 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,266 This is real? 362 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,306 Yeah, and he doesn't want to use the best part, the two heads. 363 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,250 One spiky, one bald. 364 00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:41,856 Lucille 2 and Oscar. 365 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,436 That idiot. I told him to keep her out of sight. 366 00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:46,276 Speaking of out of sight, 367 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:48,420 do you know where your husband is with that Winnebago? 368 00:14:48,444 --> 00:14:50,236 Because since I got out of prison, 369 00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,776 George is letting me stay there, without him knowing it. 370 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,536 - I don't know where he went. - Hmm. 371 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:57,576 Maybe he went to find Oscar, warn him about the picture. 372 00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,206 You think he really did? 373 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,706 I think the prosecution gave us this picture 374 00:15:01,730 --> 00:15:05,246 so that George or you would lead them to Lucille 2. 375 00:15:05,270 --> 00:15:07,206 Go find him. Track him down. 376 00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,466 Get to him before he finds Lucille 2. 377 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:14,030 I will not let that woman steal everything I've taken from her. 378 00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:20,766 George Sr. turned south on Coast Highway, 379 00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:23,556 unaware he was being followed by Michael, 380 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,210 unaware he was being followed by George Michael. 381 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,850 - Maeby? Hello? - I think my phone's ringing. 382 00:15:39,310 --> 00:15:41,496 Maeby. Hello? Come on. Hello? 383 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,076 - Hello? - It's me. 384 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,788 I know you're not old. Can we have a system 385 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,500 where I don't have to wait the 40 seconds? 386 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,836 Look, I have to be careful, okay? 387 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,546 These are not tech-savvy people. 388 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:52,506 The other day, I turned the lounge TV on, 389 00:15:52,530 --> 00:15:53,966 and now that's my job. 390 00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:56,240 They call me "Buttons" now. Buttons. 391 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,886 - He's going to meet Rebel. - Who? Your dad? 392 00:15:58,910 --> 00:16:00,056 I think you were right. 393 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,226 They were together in Mexico, and that's why 394 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,646 my dad has been weird with me. 395 00:16:03,670 --> 00:16:05,750 Wow, I was just "specu-lying." 396 00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,606 Well, you nailed it, Buttons. 397 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:10,146 And he probably made plans to see her this time in Mexico 398 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,446 when I said my relationship was slowing down. 399 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,566 You know, it's hard to believe because... 400 00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,276 my niece always told me 401 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:18,286 never to give away my Social Security number, 402 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,786 but if it really is a free trip to Aruba... 403 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:22,366 Oh, you have to go, Buttons. 404 00:16:22,390 --> 00:16:23,980 Sign me up! 405 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,746 Peg's walking by. 406 00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,336 No, you have to. 407 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,456 He lied about being at the Howard barbecue. He was there. 408 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:33,466 Wow, and I thought my parents were the selfish ones. 409 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,216 At least my mom never tried to sleep with somebody I was da... 410 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,636 Oh, wait. No. Steve Holt. 411 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,716 Uh, but he's family. 412 00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,726 We've got to stop the lying in this family. 413 00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:45,186 Tell me about it. You tell one little story 414 00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:47,186 to get a place to live. Next thing you know, 415 00:16:47,210 --> 00:16:49,016 you're sorting through your roommate's pills 416 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,920 to figure out which one will kill his sex drive. 417 00:16:50,944 --> 00:16:52,904 - Like estrogen? - Wait, that's a thing? 418 00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,356 I mean, I was just day plotting. 419 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:57,196 Stop right there. The minute you start talking 420 00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,276 about neutering your romantic partner, 421 00:16:59,300 --> 00:17:01,576 you're into shit that even Gangee wouldn't do. 422 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,956 The monster or the grandmother? 423 00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,660 The monster. But, yeah, I don't think our grandmother would do that. 424 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:08,876 Yeah, maybe it is too far. I guess I can just 425 00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,706 pretend like I have an illness where I forget everything. 426 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,166 Like Alzheimer's? 427 00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:15,756 That's a thing, too? I was just crime-storming. 428 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:18,160 You know, just lying out loud. How funny. 429 00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:20,556 Gob was having trouble 430 00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,596 forgetting someone himself. 431 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,556 Okay? Now you're gonna be in the closet... 432 00:17:24,580 --> 00:17:27,266 Which was why he was distracted 433 00:17:27,290 --> 00:17:30,726 as the closet guys helped him with his parade float illusion. 434 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:34,146 Sorry. I'm still really torn up about this love affair with Tony, 435 00:17:34,170 --> 00:17:36,486 which, if you guys mention, you're fired. 436 00:17:36,510 --> 00:17:38,406 We can't change your feelings, okay? 437 00:17:38,430 --> 00:17:41,260 But we can change whether Tony is in your life. 438 00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,480 After you left, we got to talking about you, and... 439 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:45,956 You're a magician, 440 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,706 he's a magician... Go double magician. 441 00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,520 Two guys, one trick. Do an act together. 442 00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:54,940 God. Why are all the cute ones so dumb? 443 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:57,626 Look, guys, this is not that hard. 444 00:17:57,650 --> 00:17:59,846 I am pretending to be a Christian magician. 445 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:01,910 Tony's pretending to be a gay magician. 446 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,266 We're like oil and vinegar. 447 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:06,226 What trick is gonna have room for both? 448 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:09,346 Yes, everyone could be smarter, that's true, 449 00:18:09,370 --> 00:18:11,186 but what we meant was that 450 00:18:11,210 --> 00:18:14,510 we could book you and Tony to do a trick on our float. 451 00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,720 Yeah. A classic two-fister. 452 00:18:18,220 --> 00:18:20,930 An old-fashioned will he, won't he? 453 00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,970 We're just gonna need the perfect trick. 454 00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,916 We're wasting daylight. Let's do this. 455 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,416 What did we decide on? Sorry, I... 456 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,360 And soon, George Sr. arrived at the border... 457 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,466 - Hello? - Hey, Dad. 458 00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:40,796 Two cars ahead of... 459 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:44,006 Michael. I thought I'd give you a call, see how the drive 460 00:18:44,030 --> 00:18:46,226 - north is going. - Oh, it's fine. 461 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,436 I took Highway 5, so there's, you know, no view, 462 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,806 but there's no traffic. 463 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,436 What's the bell? 464 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:55,726 Oh, there's this Salvation Army Santa Claus guy 465 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:57,880 who's just going from car to car here. 466 00:18:58,420 --> 00:18:59,446 Ice cream? 467 00:18:59,470 --> 00:19:02,196 Stop screaming and get off the highway! 468 00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:04,486 Oh, there's an Andersen's Pea Soup, 469 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:07,696 so I think I'm gonna buy him soup. 470 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,496 That's George Michael. I gotta go. 471 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:12,536 I hope that I'm half the father to him that you are to me. 472 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,916 You're embarrassing me. 473 00:19:13,940 --> 00:19:15,400 - Thank you. - You should be. 474 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,400 George Michael. 475 00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:19,876 Hey, where are you? 476 00:19:19,900 --> 00:19:23,006 I'm approaching, uh, Andersen's Pea Soup. 477 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:26,200 Oh, that's north. You said you were going northeast. 478 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:29,686 Well, I'm headed north, then I'm headed east. 479 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,766 Otherwise you don't pass the Andersen's P.S. 480 00:19:32,790 --> 00:19:33,806 Oh, right. 481 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:35,816 Michael felt doubly guilty 482 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,856 for not just telling a lie, but stealing one. 483 00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,816 - What's that bell? - That's, uh, 484 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,816 we got a Danish girl ringing a bell 485 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,430 - in front of, uh, A's Pea Soup. - Ice cream? 486 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,826 Ice cream? What's that about ice cream? 487 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:50,286 No, thank you. Uh, nein, danke. 488 00:19:50,310 --> 00:19:51,956 Big boy, I gotta go. Okay? 489 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:53,980 - I'll talk to you later. - Love you. 490 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,916 They made their way through the border crossing. 491 00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,070 Next one. 492 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,966 Oh. 493 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:06,006 He's going to Father B's. 494 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:09,016 Which, to Barry, could only mean one thing. 495 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:10,976 I have time for an ice cream. 496 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,096 - Ice cream! - In fact, 497 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,306 George Sr. was returning to property 498 00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:19,186 he used as a motivational retreat called Father B's 499 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:21,106 for the first time in months. 500 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:24,760 And, unseen, Michael snuck into his blind spot. 501 00:20:26,090 --> 00:20:29,180 Of course this is where they'd hide Lucille 2. 502 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,110 - Mm. - Hey. 503 00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:47,780 How'd Santa like his pea soup? 504 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,926 Michael, uh... What are you doing here? 505 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:54,266 Figuring out why you lied about where you were going. 506 00:20:54,290 --> 00:20:57,290 I didn't want you to know. I was embarrassed. 507 00:20:57,920 --> 00:21:00,606 I would've been embarrassed if I was making Buster rot in prison, 508 00:21:00,630 --> 00:21:02,920 while I was hiding Lucille down in Mexico. 509 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,856 Hiding Lucille? What are you talking about? 510 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:07,116 I set you up. I told you that the DA 511 00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:09,156 found the stair car. You took the bait and you had 512 00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,246 that private conversation with Mom. She said to you, 513 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,746 "Make sure Lucille 2 stays hidden." Did she not say that? 514 00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:15,366 - Tell me she didn't. - She didn't. 515 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:17,826 - It's so mundane. - Let me get out of your hair. 516 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:20,046 Lucille had something else on her mind. 517 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,416 I know you said you wanted to check in on me, 518 00:21:22,440 --> 00:21:24,296 and I have plans with Dusty, 519 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:26,756 and I didn't want you to find us together 520 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,176 and get your feelings hurt tonight. 521 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,660 So you want to hurt my feelings now instead? 522 00:21:31,236 --> 00:21:33,556 - To get it out of the way. - Is that it, or are you afraid 523 00:21:33,580 --> 00:21:35,516 - I'll tear him in two? - Hey. 524 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:38,646 If you could tear anything in two, you'd still have a shot at me. 525 00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:42,380 Okay, you want to see a real man, you're going to. 526 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,720 I know. I just didn't want you to see me with him. 527 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:49,826 Don't cry. 528 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,156 Then, 529 00:21:51,180 --> 00:21:52,810 what are you doing down here? 530 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:54,956 This is where the curse began. 531 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:59,600 This is where that guy turned me into Oscar, and Oscar... 532 00:22:00,190 --> 00:22:01,626 - into me. - Mm. 533 00:22:01,650 --> 00:22:03,586 Years earlier, when Oscar introduced. 534 00:22:03,610 --> 00:22:05,770 George Sr. to maca... The strong will become the weak, 535 00:22:06,950 --> 00:22:09,006 the weak will become the strong. 536 00:22:09,030 --> 00:22:10,716 The brothers had an ominous vision. 537 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:12,636 Probably so they can build a border wall. 538 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:13,846 They want to separate... 539 00:22:13,870 --> 00:22:15,476 Which is what Lindsay's boyfriend 540 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:16,976 wanted them to think. 541 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,856 You don't believe that maca does all this crap, do you? 542 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,340 George! 543 00:22:24,170 --> 00:22:26,646 - You see that? - I have something for you! 544 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:28,906 Great spirit, that's why I'm here! 545 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:31,010 My son doesn't believe. 546 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,236 Please, take his strength, and give it to me! 547 00:22:34,260 --> 00:22:37,230 - Take it easy. - No, it's me, Tobias. 548 00:22:37,850 --> 00:22:41,536 Fünke. I'm still legally recognized as your son-in-law. 549 00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,480 - Why are you dressed like that? - Humorous anecdote. 550 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:48,240 Oh. 551 00:22:48,860 --> 00:22:50,360 Ugh... Come... 552 00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,240 One... 553 00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:55,216 Here... here it comes. 554 00:22:58,330 --> 00:23:00,806 Well, maybe I'll jump in here. 555 00:23:00,830 --> 00:23:03,396 After being kicked off Father B's land, 556 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:06,776 the men finally found their way to Marky Bark's trailer. 557 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:09,986 It was worth it. Now you know how to do a proper spit take. 558 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:13,100 Now, if Lindsay's here, let me do the talking. 559 00:23:14,156 --> 00:23:15,156 Hello? 560 00:23:15,180 --> 00:23:17,100 - No water. - Oh, uh, 561 00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,866 we're looking for Lindsay. 562 00:23:18,890 --> 00:23:20,866 Lindsay? That dumb blonde slut 563 00:23:20,890 --> 00:23:23,536 my moron son keeps calling every five minutes 564 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,520 since she came back on Cinco de Mayo? 565 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,336 Yes, yes, my wife. 566 00:23:27,360 --> 00:23:29,586 - Nice girl, but you just missed her. - Oh. 567 00:23:29,610 --> 00:23:32,176 Well, uh, could we wait here until she gets back? 568 00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:35,346 Normally, I would say no, but the ostriches 569 00:23:35,370 --> 00:23:37,516 have been making a hell of a mess this past year. 570 00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,806 How's your gag reflex? 571 00:23:38,830 --> 00:23:41,306 Well, if you mean is my son anything 572 00:23:41,330 --> 00:23:45,710 like his father, well, he's never had any complaints. 573 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:48,880 And Tobias explained what happened next. 574 00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:51,356 I... 575 00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:53,446 I got it... hey, hey... I... One... 576 00:23:53,470 --> 00:23:57,366 Okay, well, so... Tobias, also, was given a job. 577 00:23:57,390 --> 00:23:59,746 The mail's been piling up. You can start at Father B's. 578 00:23:59,770 --> 00:24:01,496 Oh, no, no, I can't go there. 579 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,786 They held me up at gunpoint, 580 00:24:03,810 --> 00:24:06,456 so you'll understand if I pass on going back. 581 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,836 If you're that worried, 582 00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:09,296 you can wear the ostrich suit. 583 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,506 Mark always did. 584 00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:12,336 Oh, fun. 585 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:14,426 If you pass out, it keeps buzzards off your eyes. 586 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:16,466 Double fun! 587 00:24:16,490 --> 00:24:18,660 Tuna fish... sandwich. 588 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:22,080 So, I got a job delivering mail for the day. 589 00:24:22,580 --> 00:24:24,896 Yes, I suppose I could've told you that from up there, 590 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,856 but I am glad to see you, 591 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,226 uh, 'cause your mail certainly has been piling up. 592 00:24:29,250 --> 00:24:33,380 And this is my last delivery, so I get to put on my human clothes. 593 00:24:34,300 --> 00:24:35,946 Adios, muchachos. 594 00:24:35,970 --> 00:24:37,486 Oh, my Viagra. 595 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,326 See, and this used to work. 596 00:24:39,350 --> 00:24:41,076 Since when is Viagra pink? 597 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:44,116 Your mom says that the Medicare only does the generic. 598 00:24:44,140 --> 00:24:45,666 You know, this is estrogen. 599 00:24:45,690 --> 00:24:47,440 - Really? - How long you been taking that? 600 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,456 Uh, two years. 601 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,166 Two years. Isn't that about the time that Mom was in jail 602 00:24:52,190 --> 00:24:53,190 and started, uh... 603 00:24:54,030 --> 00:24:56,546 - Forwarding my mail. - Yeah. Why do you think she did that? 604 00:24:56,570 --> 00:24:59,256 Maybe she figured that if she was gonna do hard time, 605 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:00,520 I should do... Soft time. Yeah. 606 00:25:01,870 --> 00:25:04,136 But that doesn't explain Oscar. 607 00:25:04,160 --> 00:25:07,306 He has my mojo, and all he eats is maca. 608 00:25:07,330 --> 00:25:09,436 And, actually, it's this particular maca 609 00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:11,526 that grows all over this gully. 610 00:25:11,550 --> 00:25:13,446 - Down the hill from that. - Yeah. 611 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:16,356 It's from when I was running the executive training camp. 612 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:19,986 Boy, talk about guys high on testosterone. 613 00:25:20,010 --> 00:25:22,930 I wish I could get some of what they were on. Yeah. Sounds like Oscar has. 614 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:32,376 Having kept a safe distance, 615 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,200 George Michael soon arrived at Father B's ranch. 616 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,820 How is the Pea Soup Andersen's pea soup, Dad? 617 00:25:41,700 --> 00:25:45,330 Assuming his father was inside the Winnebago with Rebel, 618 00:25:45,830 --> 00:25:48,856 he rang her to catch her off guard when he made his move. 619 00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:51,250 - Hey, where are you? - In Culver City. 620 00:25:52,500 --> 00:25:55,236 - I thought you were in Mexico. - No, my character's in Mexico. 621 00:25:55,260 --> 00:25:57,066 - I'm in Culver City. - Oh. 622 00:25:57,090 --> 00:25:59,316 - I'm on set. - I see. 623 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:02,116 All right, well, then, I guess all that's left to say is 624 00:26:02,140 --> 00:26:04,536 lights, camera, 625 00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:05,560 action! 626 00:26:08,690 --> 00:26:10,456 Always so lovely to hear your voice. 627 00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:13,020 George Michael knew he had made a horrible mistake, 628 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,506 and knew he had to get out of there before anyone saw him. 629 00:26:16,530 --> 00:26:19,386 But he couldn't get to his car unseen 630 00:26:19,410 --> 00:26:21,410 now that Barry had arrived. 631 00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:25,926 With the coast clear, George Michael made for an exit 632 00:26:25,950 --> 00:26:28,016 to avoid running into his father... 633 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,936 I can't believe you're suspicious. 634 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,000 Who was behind him. 635 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:34,146 You have to trust me. I don't know where Lucille 2 is. 636 00:26:34,170 --> 00:26:36,276 Dad, trust 637 00:26:36,300 --> 00:26:38,340 is a two-way street. Okay? 638 00:26:39,590 --> 00:26:41,066 That's Lucille 2's car. 639 00:26:41,090 --> 00:26:43,576 I swear to you, I didn't know she was here. I... 640 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,656 You're probably not impotent, either. 641 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:47,866 - We should be following her. - Get in the Anustart, 642 00:26:47,890 --> 00:26:49,456 and I'll follow. Go. 643 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,586 Follow Lucille 2. If we get her, Buster goes free. 644 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:53,940 Ooh, triple fun. 645 00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:01,756 And so, Michael rushed after Lucille 2's Cadillac 646 00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:03,636 with Tobias at the wheel, 647 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:06,620 which only made his son more desperate to lose his father. 648 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:18,526 Yet, none of them saw the spike strips. 649 00:27:21,550 --> 00:27:22,616 Oh! 650 00:27:25,906 --> 00:27:26,906 I'm okay. 651 00:27:26,930 --> 00:27:28,956 The bathroom doesn't work back here, 652 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:31,456 so I peed in a Wetzel bag. 653 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:32,730 What are you doing here? 654 00:27:33,270 --> 00:27:34,270 I live here. 655 00:27:34,560 --> 00:27:37,900 And the family that was chasing itself for no reason... 656 00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,400 soon had a reason to stop. 657 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,546 - George Michael? What are you doing? - Uh... 658 00:27:44,570 --> 00:27:47,886 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight flat tires? 659 00:27:47,910 --> 00:27:49,266 - Yeah. - Who do we sue? 660 00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:53,040 You, until we find out who put down the spike strips. 661 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,880 That would be us! 662 00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:57,920 Hyah! Ándale. 663 00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:01,630 Oh. Hi. 664 00:28:02,050 --> 00:28:03,946 We're sorry about the spike strips, 665 00:28:03,970 --> 00:28:07,260 but we can't always personally patrol our land. 666 00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,076 Your land? 667 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,390 This is Bluth land. 668 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:12,286 This has been Romney land 669 00:28:12,310 --> 00:28:13,956 since my great-grandfather settled here. 670 00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:16,286 Along with our 18 great-grandmothers. 671 00:28:16,310 --> 00:28:18,666 - Romney land? - Like Mitt Romney? 672 00:28:18,690 --> 00:28:21,416 Yes, we are the Mexican Romneys. 673 00:28:26,070 --> 00:28:27,950 Although, we used to have better signs. 674 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:30,476 Until, as it turns out, Oscar and his friends 675 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:33,646 discovered how cold Mexico was at night. 676 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:35,806 This is America. If they don't want us to burn signs, 677 00:28:35,830 --> 00:28:37,566 they shouldn't write them in Spanish. 678 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:40,090 And besides, George Bluth signed it over to us. 679 00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,986 - Oscar. - That's a bit much. That's very nice. 680 00:28:45,010 --> 00:28:46,906 I wouldn't say I deserved an Oscar, but... 681 00:28:46,930 --> 00:28:48,736 Hold on. 682 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:53,116 I'm George Bluth. I never signed anything like that. 683 00:28:53,140 --> 00:28:55,916 Now perhaps, before I rediscovered my manhood 684 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:58,246 in the gully, I would've caved, but not now. 685 00:28:58,270 --> 00:29:00,296 I am gonna fight you for the land. 686 00:29:02,070 --> 00:29:03,450 Where's a pen? 687 00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:06,966 On the next Arrested Development... 688 00:29:06,990 --> 00:29:09,636 Gob and his new conversion buddies labor 689 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,556 to design the perfect trick. 690 00:29:14,500 --> 00:29:16,436 Then, we have the other one, like he said. 691 00:29:16,460 --> 00:29:18,516 Gay equals straight. 692 00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:24,776 I need two closets! 693 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,906 Two guys coming out of the closet! 694 00:29:26,930 --> 00:29:28,406 How hard is that to understand? 695 00:29:28,430 --> 00:29:31,196 You've got two... Thank you, you're a dear. 696 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,996 One is gonna be well-organized. 697 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:35,666 The other one is just gonna be shredded all apart. 698 00:29:35,690 --> 00:29:37,956 Yeah, that's good, that's good. 699 00:29:40,610 --> 00:29:41,956 It's garbage!