1 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:14,176 Gob had been preparing for a parade illusion... 2 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:16,516 - Here it is. -... to allow him to reunite 3 00:00:16,540 --> 00:00:18,176 with Tony Wonder. 4 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:20,766 Christian magician goes into one closet, 5 00:00:20,790 --> 00:00:23,636 gay magician into the other, they spin around, 6 00:00:23,660 --> 00:00:25,580 then you come out of the opposite closets, okay? 7 00:00:25,604 --> 00:00:29,524 Except now, he's straight and you're gay. 8 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,620 You could go back and forth the whole parade. 9 00:00:35,660 --> 00:00:37,886 - I love it. - Yeah. 10 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:42,016 But the big question is: will Tony? I mean, sometimes, 11 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,766 I'm really into something, and he hates me. 12 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:46,950 Well, there's only one way to know. 13 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:51,346 And so Gob called a man 14 00:00:51,370 --> 00:00:53,596 he had tried to forget by purchasing 15 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,500 a closet conversion store in the first place. 16 00:00:55,524 --> 00:00:56,516 It's hard to explain. 17 00:00:56,540 --> 00:00:59,806 Yeah. Okay. 18 00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:01,266 Okay. 19 00:01:01,290 --> 00:01:03,830 Okay. Sure. 20 00:01:07,500 --> 00:01:10,766 He's in. Yeah! 21 00:01:10,790 --> 00:01:13,110 And breathe a word about this to anybody and you're fired. 22 00:01:16,830 --> 00:01:18,806 Now the story of a wealthy family 23 00:01:18,830 --> 00:01:21,726 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 24 00:01:21,750 --> 00:01:23,386 but to keep them all together. 25 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:31,660 It's... 26 00:01:34,950 --> 00:01:37,266 Lucille was visiting Buster 27 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:39,450 for the first time since his incarceration. 28 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,790 Five minutes. 29 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,976 Well, I'm not going to be the one who apologizes, 30 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,176 if that's what you're waiting for. 31 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,386 - Well, I'm sorry, but... - Apology accepted. 32 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:00,346 Uh... 33 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,346 No, you said it. 34 00:02:01,370 --> 00:02:02,766 You said "I'm sorry." 35 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,096 You said the words. 36 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:07,226 Did I exaggerate about her? 37 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:09,580 She really is just like the mother in Two and a Half Men. 38 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,766 No, you did not. 39 00:02:11,790 --> 00:02:13,806 Start watching that show? Yes, I did, Mother. 40 00:02:13,830 --> 00:02:15,476 And you lied to me. 41 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:18,556 There's no scary half-man that I couldn't handle. 42 00:02:18,580 --> 00:02:20,726 I don't approve of that show. 43 00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:22,270 Well, there's a lot of stuff I've done 44 00:02:22,294 --> 00:02:24,094 in this prison that you might not approve of. 45 00:02:24,118 --> 00:02:25,306 I touched a mouse. 46 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:30,016 I read an illustrated Qur'an for kids, and at recess once, 47 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,886 I sat in "Blacks only." 48 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:33,136 Yard. 49 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,806 Oh, I keep doing that. 50 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:39,226 But maybe what you really don't approve of is... me. 51 00:02:39,250 --> 00:02:42,886 If you must know the truth, I'm not thrilled with you. 52 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:44,726 - Okay. -The last time I saw you, 53 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:47,676 you told me you didn't need me anymore. 54 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,136 Okay... So I'm to believe 55 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,346 that's what you're upset about? 56 00:02:52,370 --> 00:02:53,766 Not that you think I'm a murderer? 57 00:02:53,790 --> 00:02:55,386 Or that I touched a mouse? 58 00:02:55,410 --> 00:02:57,476 I happen to know for a fact 59 00:02:57,500 --> 00:02:59,226 - you're not a murderer. - What? 60 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:01,516 Lucille 2's fine, 61 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:04,386 but she can't come back right now. 62 00:03:04,410 --> 00:03:05,806 You know where she is? 63 00:03:05,830 --> 00:03:07,176 - I know who she's with, - 64 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,806 and that's all I can say. 65 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:12,136 Why don't you say it to someone to get me out of here? 66 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:13,976 I can't do that right now. 67 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:15,726 You'll just have to sit tight and trust me 68 00:03:15,750 --> 00:03:17,346 for a little while longer. 69 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:19,346 So it's like that again. 70 00:03:19,370 --> 00:03:20,846 History repeats. 71 00:03:20,870 --> 00:03:22,976 You remember that? 72 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,426 I remember you paying me off 73 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:27,346 by letting me go to the Fourth of July parade, 74 00:03:27,370 --> 00:03:29,806 but I'm a man now. 75 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:32,096 Paying me off isn't gonna be that easy. 76 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,806 You'll need the warden's permission, and then 77 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:37,346 you'll have to sponsor me for my furlough, and they probably 78 00:03:37,370 --> 00:03:39,370 won't let me on the float again, but that's just... 79 00:03:39,394 --> 00:03:41,056 Oh, God, it's still the parade, isn't it? 80 00:03:41,080 --> 00:03:42,200 We're still talking about... 81 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:44,096 Oh, we're talking about it! 82 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,846 Buster, please. 83 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:47,346 The parade's in two days. 84 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:48,976 The whole city will be there. 85 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,886 The last thing this family needs right now 86 00:03:51,910 --> 00:03:55,426 is a Bluth in a chain gang, picking up trash. 87 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:58,226 Well, it's either that, or I'm gonna start spewing it. 88 00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,476 And your job's not gonna be easy since, 89 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:03,266 of course, I got dinged because I screamed, "Turn it off!" 90 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:05,226 after they showed the half-man. 91 00:04:05,250 --> 00:04:07,170 It's like they need another reason to call me... 92 00:04:07,194 --> 00:04:08,386 - Half-man? - Jon Cryer. 93 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:09,410 Oh. 94 00:04:10,790 --> 00:04:12,426 Soon, George Michael sought out Maeby 95 00:04:12,450 --> 00:04:13,806 where she was living 96 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:15,266 as the sexagenarian Annette... One minute! 97 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:17,136 - It's me. It's me. -Oh, where are my glasses? 98 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,476 Oh, they're right on top of my head, for God's sake. 99 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:21,136 It's me. It's me. 100 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:23,386 - Hey. - In. Come in. 101 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:25,056 Who wasn't feeling very sexagenaric. 102 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:27,136 So, you're not gonna believe this... 103 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:28,556 What are you doing? 104 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,136 I'm doing another scrub and run. 105 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,886 My sex date is tonight, 106 00:04:31,910 --> 00:04:33,426 and there's no other way out of it. 107 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:35,096 And honestly, if I wanted a hairless lover, 108 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:37,136 I'd probably go underage rather than overage, you know? 109 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:38,388 - What's that? -No, I mean, not 110 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:39,640 that I would do it on purpose. 111 00:04:39,664 --> 00:04:41,664 I'm just saying if I had a gun to somebody's head. 112 00:04:41,688 --> 00:04:43,596 - If you had a... -What do you want me to do? 113 00:04:43,620 --> 00:04:46,346 You want me to shoot a kid? What kind of monster are you? 114 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,226 I'm not sure how I became the monster there, 115 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:50,531 but what happened to your plan to make Annette forgetful? 116 00:04:50,555 --> 00:04:53,346 Like, she can't keep track of things, to get out of the date? 117 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:55,596 Well, it ended up having the opposite effect. 118 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,976 Because when Maeby showed up late, 119 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,410 she saw something troubling. 120 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,016 Oh, what a relief. 121 00:05:05,040 --> 00:05:07,306 I thought you disappeared on me. 122 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:11,926 Mwah. Thank God. 123 00:05:11,950 --> 00:05:13,270 Before I could even act confused, 124 00:05:13,294 --> 00:05:14,534 he had already called the cops. 125 00:05:14,558 --> 00:05:15,886 Well, not exactly. 126 00:05:15,910 --> 00:05:17,550 - They weren't cops. - This is wonderful. 127 00:05:17,574 --> 00:05:19,210 I've always wanted to be a Keystone Cop. 128 00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:21,726 It would be my honor to wear this handlebar mustache 129 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,476 in the 2nd of July parade. That's right. 130 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,676 It's your first parade not playing the jailbird. 131 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:26,726 So you should know, 132 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,476 those can be tricky to stick on. 133 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,806 Hey. I think I know what I'm doing. 134 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,476 Kind of what I'm doing. 135 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,476 And these were, like, senior guys, you know? 136 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:38,386 Long coats. He's not gonna let her go, 137 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:39,806 which means I have to. 138 00:05:39,830 --> 00:05:42,846 Good-bye, Annette. 139 00:05:42,870 --> 00:05:45,806 Good-bye to our teeth that make it look like I'm smiling 140 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,266 so I don't have to. 141 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:49,726 And you, I'll miss you most of all, 142 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:52,806 neighbor's pain medication. 143 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,266 I never even got the chance... 144 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:58,136 Nah, I'll just take you with me. 145 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:00,596 So, now that you found out your dad's sneaking around 146 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:03,846 with your girlfriend, looks like you need a roommate, too, huh? 147 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:05,630 No, that's what I came to talk to you about. 148 00:06:05,654 --> 00:06:07,346 He wasn't going to see Rebel in Mexico. 149 00:06:07,370 --> 00:06:09,886 The whole thing was just a crazy, paranoid idea. 150 00:06:09,910 --> 00:06:11,790 Who knows where we get these ideas from, right? 151 00:06:11,814 --> 00:06:14,266 Well, you. I got that from you. It's always from you. 152 00:06:14,290 --> 00:06:16,676 Oh, yeah, I was gonna say that sounded like one of mine. 153 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:18,846 Yeah, so I was going down there to catch my father in this lie, 154 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,950 and it turns out that I was the one caught in a lie, 155 00:06:20,974 --> 00:06:23,096 because there's a picture of the stair car in Mexico. 156 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,976 Something George Michael discovered 157 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:27,426 while trying to be honest with his father, 158 00:06:27,450 --> 00:06:29,266 on the way to purchasing 12 new tires. 159 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,636 So, George Michael, 160 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,926 - why did you follow me down here? - The truth? 161 00:06:32,950 --> 00:06:35,346 I-I thought you were coming down here to meet Rebel. 162 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:37,726 Come on, I'm so over Rebel. 163 00:06:37,750 --> 00:06:39,766 You were lying about so many other things, 164 00:06:39,790 --> 00:06:41,710 Pea Soup Andersen's and being at the barbecue... 165 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:42,726 No, no, you're right. 166 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:44,886 How about, starting right now, no more lies. 167 00:06:44,910 --> 00:06:47,136 That doesn't include me, though, does it? 168 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:49,426 No, no, no. You'd be out of business, and by the way, 169 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,886 Barry, you had the best lie of all, 170 00:06:50,910 --> 00:06:52,386 saying that they had a picture 171 00:06:52,410 --> 00:06:55,016 of-of Lucille 2 and Oscar in the stair car. 172 00:06:55,040 --> 00:07:00,096 That is not a lie. You said, "Keep it as real as possible." 173 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,386 Prismo, texting mode. 174 00:07:02,410 --> 00:07:04,386 Self-drive on. 175 00:07:04,410 --> 00:07:06,136 This was real? If they've got this, 176 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:08,386 there's no reason for them to hold Buster and they know it. 177 00:07:08,410 --> 00:07:10,770 Did you know about this, Dad? - GEORGE SR.: Are you kidding? 178 00:07:10,794 --> 00:07:12,394 Thanks to your mother, I can't even feel 179 00:07:12,418 --> 00:07:15,976 - your son on my lap. - Can I see that, Dad? 180 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,766 Ugh, so Lucille 2 is alive? Great. 181 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:20,926 Another reason I got to get the hell out of here. 182 00:07:20,950 --> 00:07:22,306 No, it wasn't her, it was us. 183 00:07:22,330 --> 00:07:24,176 From when we went to Mexico with Steve Holt. 184 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,016 Don't you remember how we got there? 185 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:28,016 It was just after Cinco 186 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:29,766 when Maeby suggested fleeing the country. 187 00:07:29,790 --> 00:07:31,556 Screw it. No rules, anything goes. 188 00:07:31,580 --> 00:07:34,370 - Just the cousins. -Hey, why don't we take that? 189 00:07:36,580 --> 00:07:39,096 Primos! 190 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,680 So anyway, now my dad and everyone else 191 00:07:40,704 --> 00:07:42,636 thinks that they have proof that's gonna exonerate Buster 192 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:43,726 that I know isn't true. 193 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:45,226 And I'm not sure whether I should... 194 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,846 Lie to him. 195 00:07:46,870 --> 00:07:49,096 What do you think? 196 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,886 Oh, okay. You just told me. Really? 197 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:53,096 Even though we just left 198 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,680 the stair car there when it broke down? 199 00:07:54,704 --> 00:07:55,926 I mean, what if they find it? 200 00:07:55,950 --> 00:07:58,030 I'm sure somebody got it working and it's long gone. 201 00:07:58,054 --> 00:08:01,096 And it's not like you're actually lying to your dad. 202 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,886 You're just letting him believe something that isn't true. 203 00:08:03,910 --> 00:08:06,806 You know? Like how people think the world's melting 204 00:08:06,830 --> 00:08:08,306 because people drive cars, 205 00:08:08,330 --> 00:08:10,806 or that Hillary should continue to roam free. 206 00:08:10,830 --> 00:08:12,346 And Maeby realized 207 00:08:12,370 --> 00:08:14,636 she had something else to say good-bye to. 208 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:17,790 Good-bye, Fox & Friends. 209 00:08:19,790 --> 00:08:21,470 Meanwhile, Lucille was growing concerned 210 00:08:21,494 --> 00:08:22,556 that her daughter Lindsay 211 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:24,260 wouldn't be back in time for the parade. 212 00:08:24,284 --> 00:08:25,764 Sally, Sally, where are you headed? 213 00:08:25,788 --> 00:08:28,386 I think the more important question here is: 214 00:08:28,410 --> 00:08:30,886 where is my opponent, Lindsay Bluth? 215 00:08:30,910 --> 00:08:33,676 Maybe she's hiding behind this wall she wants to build. 216 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:35,726 If she does indeed show up at the parade, 217 00:08:35,750 --> 00:08:40,056 I will be very surprised, though I may not look it. 218 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,846 - No further questions. - 219 00:08:41,870 --> 00:08:43,726 - Hey, hey. 220 00:08:43,750 --> 00:08:46,016 Oh, George, I've been worried sick. 221 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:50,096 About Buster being stuck in-in that jail. 222 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:54,096 They are making him a patsy, parading him around, 223 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:56,846 frightening the masses before the Fourth of July. 224 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,636 It's on the second this year. 225 00:08:58,660 --> 00:09:03,016 And being in the parade was his idea, like it was in 1982. 226 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,306 We're trying to get Lindsay elected, 227 00:09:05,330 --> 00:09:06,886 and Buster wants everyone in the world 228 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:09,266 to see him in an orange jumpsuit. 229 00:09:09,290 --> 00:09:12,056 - So he'll be out in public? - I don't want to tell you 230 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,056 what I had to give the warden to make that happen. 231 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,306 I don't want to hear it. 232 00:09:16,330 --> 00:09:18,136 Meanwhile, we still don't have a Lindsay, 233 00:09:18,160 --> 00:09:20,096 and Sally is calling us out about it. 234 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:22,976 We've got this elaborate float to help distract from the fact 235 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,766 that there's no stair car this year, 236 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:26,556 - and nobody to put on it. 237 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:29,136 - Ugh, God. -Fortunately, Tobias was finally calling. 238 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,540 Oh, thank God, it's Tobias. 239 00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:34,476 You better have found my daughter. 240 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:36,636 Sally is now in the race, and she's pointing out 241 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,766 that no one has seen Lindsay in a week. 242 00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:40,806 Yes. I didn't want to get your hopes up, 243 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:42,926 but I'm in Mexico and I have found Lindsay... 244 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:44,926 - Oh, thank God. -... to be very stubborn. 245 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:46,176 Oh, damn it, 246 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,306 I just did exactly what I said I wouldn't do. 247 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,846 Anyway, I'm at Ma Bark's, 248 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:52,636 and she tells me Lindsay should be back this afternoon, 249 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:55,016 before I'm out of my postal plumage. Of course, 250 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:56,136 when she does come back, 251 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,056 I'll still need to get her into the car. 252 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,676 Well, say whatever you need to. 253 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:01,476 Yes. I was thinking I would just say, 254 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,766 "Your mother is so sorry she upset you." 255 00:10:03,790 --> 00:10:05,226 Out of the question. 256 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:08,266 Yes. It felt a little out of character. 257 00:10:08,290 --> 00:10:10,306 How about I just make it about me? 258 00:10:10,330 --> 00:10:12,596 "It's incredibly important to me and my life..." 259 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:15,096 Where is this going? 260 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:16,556 "And if you do this for me, 261 00:10:16,580 --> 00:10:18,460 "I'm sure Lucille will make me permanent member 262 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:19,766 of the Bluth family." 263 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,926 That way, you're not lying to Lindsay... 264 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:25,426 You are. Well, that sounds like the best 265 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:28,386 of our diplomatic options, 266 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,306 but you're in Mexico, for God's sake. 267 00:10:30,330 --> 00:10:33,596 Please tell me you prepared a few "against her wills." 268 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:36,806 Oh, my gosh. I do miss that wit, Mother. 269 00:10:36,830 --> 00:10:39,226 It's Mrs. Bluth. I wasn't joking. 270 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:41,306 And you're right, we need her standing, 271 00:10:41,330 --> 00:10:44,176 and dressed and ready for the parade. 272 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,476 On it. In the meantime, wow, what a trip! 273 00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,226 Murphybrown saw an armadillo, 274 00:10:49,250 --> 00:10:51,886 men held us up at gunpoint, and I got to dress up 275 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:53,386 - as an os... - 276 00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:55,410 It would be five minutes before he would realize 277 00:10:55,434 --> 00:10:57,676 she was no longer on the phone. 278 00:10:57,700 --> 00:11:00,766 And, as Tobias awaited bringing Lindsay home, 279 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:03,306 Maeby was reluctantly leaving hers. 280 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,556 You're Annette's granddaughter, aren't you? 281 00:11:05,580 --> 00:11:07,846 Yeah, I am. 282 00:11:07,870 --> 00:11:09,476 I'm getting out of here. 283 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:10,926 Saying good-bye to her. 284 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,556 Well, she's in good hands. 285 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:15,226 Stan would do anything for your grandmother. 286 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:18,476 If that woman told him to jump off a bridge, he would. 287 00:11:18,500 --> 00:11:21,266 He would, wouldn't he? 288 00:11:21,290 --> 00:11:23,976 And she found herself feeling reflective. 289 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:33,136 Nah, I love this place. 290 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,040 I'll just tell him it's over, and kick him out. 291 00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,726 It was the 2nd of July, 292 00:11:39,750 --> 00:11:41,346 and the Funkes had just finished 293 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,596 working off their water and phone debt. 294 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:46,056 I guess you earned your shower. 295 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,886 Ugh. This thing does not breathe. 296 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:51,596 I'll tell you who doesn't bitch like that, your son. 297 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,516 I'll give you 500 bucks cash 298 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:55,806 for this youngin' right now. 299 00:11:55,830 --> 00:11:58,386 And maybe that's when Tobias learned 300 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,556 what it meant to be a father. 301 00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:22,636 My son is not for sale. 302 00:12:22,660 --> 00:12:24,096 Thanks, Dad. 303 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,176 Then shower's off. There's your wife. 304 00:12:26,200 --> 00:12:27,426 Now you can both go. 305 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,410 Lindsay? 306 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:33,516 - Tobias? - DeBrie? 307 00:12:33,540 --> 00:12:36,976 No, you were right the first time. Uh... 308 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,726 I've been pretending to be Lindsay 309 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,596 the past few months, on account of Marky's face blind. 310 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:43,476 But Marky's buying it. 311 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,820 You should hear him: "Oh, Lindsay, you've let yourself go." 312 00:12:45,844 --> 00:12:48,726 Oh, Lindsay, why'd you stop showering?" 313 00:12:48,750 --> 00:12:50,726 You're missing some back teeth, there. 314 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,766 Yeah. Just like that. 315 00:12:52,790 --> 00:12:54,766 But I don't think I can be Lindsay anymore. 316 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:56,306 They're so critical. 317 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:59,226 And... I fall apart at criticism. 318 00:12:59,250 --> 00:13:02,636 And Marky doesn't see me for who I really am. 319 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,226 I see you for who you are. 320 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,306 DeBrie Bardeaux. 321 00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:08,176 A first-class Lindsay Bluth impersonator. 322 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,640 Now, let's go to Newport Beach, and you can be Lindsay there. 323 00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,766 - Oh, I can't go back to Newport, - 324 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:14,976 'cause that's where Marky's headed right now, 325 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,330 to protest the 2nd of July parade with a paint bomb. 326 00:13:21,290 --> 00:13:22,596 You know what? 327 00:13:22,620 --> 00:13:24,386 I could go to Newport. 328 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,636 Let's do it. And soon, preparations 329 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,636 for the 2nd of July parade 330 00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:29,636 were underway. 331 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:31,556 We're 20 minutes from float-off. 332 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:32,940 Ugh, but at least nobody's noticed 333 00:13:32,964 --> 00:13:34,806 that the stair car's not here. 334 00:13:34,830 --> 00:13:37,556 And that's when Sally arrived in a float 335 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,176 that would make sure they did notice. 336 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,176 Oh, hello. 337 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:42,926 What do you think of the new stair car? 338 00:13:42,950 --> 00:13:44,750 I had to make one, because yours disappeared. 339 00:13:44,774 --> 00:13:46,846 Sally Sitwell. 340 00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:48,926 Well, you're no stranger to stuffing tissue places 341 00:13:48,950 --> 00:13:50,346 when you don't have the goods. 342 00:13:50,370 --> 00:13:52,266 Well, what we don't have is the candidate 343 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,266 that would've been Lindsay's opponent. 344 00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:55,976 But we made one, and put her up top. 345 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,266 Although, she's not as hollow as your candidate. 346 00:13:59,290 --> 00:14:00,636 Uh, where is she? 347 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,540 Uh, she went off somewhere to pretty herself up 348 00:14:02,564 --> 00:14:03,226 for the parade. 349 00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:05,556 Aren't you in it, too? 350 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:06,806 Ticktock. 351 00:14:06,830 --> 00:14:08,386 The sun is nobody's friend. 352 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:12,556 Speaking of which, where is that friendless son of yours, 353 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:13,926 Buster? 354 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,636 Is it true he's in prison? 355 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:18,596 Well, yes, in the Keystone Cops skit 356 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,556 in your father's old role. 357 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:23,386 Something Buster had only discovered 358 00:14:23,410 --> 00:14:25,810 - moments earlier. -Mr. Bluth, you're not on cleaning detail. 359 00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:26,386 What? 360 00:14:26,410 --> 00:14:30,096 Is this because I accidentally choked Ron Howard? 361 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,806 Because they already made me pay for that. 362 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:32,976 They chopped your hand off? 363 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,516 No, they just downgraded me to a manual. 364 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:38,346 Listen, I don't mean to namedrop, 365 00:14:38,370 --> 00:14:40,846 but Mother was supposed to have already arranged for me 366 00:14:40,870 --> 00:14:42,136 to follow the parade. 367 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:43,386 Sorry. 368 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,890 I got a note from the warden himself. 369 00:14:44,914 --> 00:14:47,886 You're in a cage on a Keystone Cop float. 370 00:14:47,910 --> 00:14:49,926 What? 371 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:51,426 You mean I'm in the parade? 372 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:54,426 Are there dressing rooms for the talent? 373 00:14:54,450 --> 00:14:56,016 Oh, well, at least Buster's being held. 374 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,806 Which is more than he had as a child. 375 00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,016 Sally wasn't that sweet after all. 376 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,080 When this is all over, let's get coffee. 377 00:15:06,950 --> 00:15:09,306 And Tobias made sure his son was occupied 378 00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:11,346 while DeBrie prepared for her role as Lindsay. 379 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,426 I will leave you here 380 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:14,226 and what could be more exciting 381 00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:15,676 than to be backstage. 382 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,726 No. With the curb huggers? No. 383 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,596 I meant, for one whose dream it is to be a clown. 384 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:31,516 Oh, yeah, 'cause he'd be, like, 385 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:35,306 "This is the one place where I'm not embarrassed of my dream." 386 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:38,806 Hey, no. Never apologize for your dream. 387 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,136 No. I was-I was making fun of the guy. 388 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,556 What guy? 389 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:44,926 Whose dream... whose dream it is. 390 00:15:44,950 --> 00:15:46,386 It's your dream. 391 00:15:46,410 --> 00:15:47,806 We just talked about dreams, 392 00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:50,596 and you said you could unicycle and juggle. 393 00:15:50,620 --> 00:15:53,176 Oh! That's because my uncle, 394 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,596 he taught me that stuff, when he used to come over 395 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:57,426 to cheer me up on Father's Day. 396 00:15:57,450 --> 00:15:59,676 Robbie knows how to juggle? 397 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,176 Who's Robbie? 398 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:03,726 Oh. Yes, of course. 399 00:16:03,750 --> 00:16:04,976 You wouldn't know my brother. 400 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,806 Are you one of our parade clowns? 401 00:16:07,830 --> 00:16:09,806 Me? No, I'm too shy. 402 00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:12,136 No... yes, yes, he... yes, he is. Yes. 403 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,846 T-This is, uh, Relucto, the apprehensive clown. 404 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,476 No, I'm not, where do you... 405 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:17,976 There's the catchphrase. 406 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,136 Let's get you into a chair. 407 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:21,596 Well, I-I bet right now, 408 00:16:21,620 --> 00:16:24,100 there's a very, very jealous fan out there who would-who would 409 00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:27,426 give anything to-to trade places with you and get up on that... 410 00:16:27,450 --> 00:16:29,266 No, I can't, because I have to be her husband 411 00:16:29,290 --> 00:16:31,056 in that stupid Lindsay float. 412 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,556 Come on, let's go. Let's go. 413 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,556 Meanwhile, Gob was second-guessing his float, 414 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:38,096 as he waited for Tony Wonder, who had yet to show up. 415 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:39,926 - Aw, damn it! -Hey, Gob, have you seen Mom? 416 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,346 No. Um, hey, how would you like to help me 417 00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:44,556 in a double-closet sexuality switch 418 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,016 two-hander float illusion, 419 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,596 no credit, no money? Oh, and you turn gay. 420 00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,886 - I'll pass. -Yeah, that's what I thought of you. 421 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,346 Look, we're gonna pull out of here in five minutes, 422 00:16:52,370 --> 00:16:54,130 and Tony's not here; what if he doesn't show? 423 00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:54,976 Gob, you'll be fine. 424 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,136 Do you remember high school commencement, 425 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:57,516 when they asked you to represent all the kids 426 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,516 that were being left back, and then you had 427 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,556 to quickly find a replacement for Buster 428 00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:02,426 who was too afraid to be sawed in half? 429 00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:03,730 So you're saying nothing's worse 430 00:17:03,754 --> 00:17:05,476 than the sound of the dog screaming? 431 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,460 No, I just meant you're not a very good magician. 432 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:11,176 And that's when Gob noticed a less discerning brother, 433 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,516 who also happened to be his former magician's assistant. 434 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:15,886 Hey. 435 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,806 - Hey. - Oh. 436 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,886 - Sup. Listen, I'm glad you're here. - Sup... 437 00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:22,630 I might need you to fill in for Tony Wonder 438 00:17:22,654 --> 00:17:24,016 - in my illusion. - Mm. 439 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,880 It's gonna involve you being put into a small, 440 00:17:25,904 --> 00:17:27,710 confined space, and you come out gay. 441 00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:30,926 If that's a swipe about me being in prison, I understand it. 442 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,556 Oh, right, you're in prison. 443 00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,806 What are you doing here? 444 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,136 Well, Mom arranged it. 445 00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,240 Although, it is nice to be able to see family again, 446 00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,806 because, not to be rude, 447 00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:40,870 - but you didn't visit me in... - Oh, there's a dog. 448 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,016 And Tobias and a nervous DeBrie 449 00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:45,056 approached Lucille to pitch their deception. 450 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,056 Tobias, and if it isn't... what is it again? 451 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,886 - LeTrasha? - Hello, again. 452 00:17:49,910 --> 00:17:53,726 Those last few teeth aren't going without a fight, are they? 453 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:56,016 - Mm, thank you. -So where's Lindsay? 454 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,226 You said you had Lindsay. Yes. 455 00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,596 But it turned out to be the professional actress DeBrie. 456 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,346 The only acting this one's good at is feigning interest 457 00:18:03,370 --> 00:18:05,266 in her drug dealer's hobbies. 458 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:08,266 You do see a lot of aquariums. But she was coming off 459 00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:11,266 a three-month run as Lindsay 460 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:15,306 in front of a sold-out audience of one face blind man. 461 00:18:15,330 --> 00:18:19,096 The point is, if she can fool him, why not have her violate 462 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,976 federal election guidelines by fooling 463 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,926 the entire electorate as the next representative 464 00:18:23,950 --> 00:18:27,766 of the great 48th congressional district of Californ-i-ay? 465 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:30,556 Upon a float where, unless she gives a perfect performance, 466 00:18:30,580 --> 00:18:32,976 she goes to jail for fraud. 467 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,806 Fine. You've left me no choice. 468 00:18:34,830 --> 00:18:37,056 Maybe if you turn away from the bleachers 469 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,636 and cover your face with your hand... 470 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,846 I'm sure that's not the first time you've been told that. 471 00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,426 Oh, God, no. 472 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,846 I can't do this. T-This is... 473 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:47,270 No, no, no. -... why I gave this up. 474 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:48,650 Shy. - No. No, you can. 475 00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:49,886 - You can do this. - No. 476 00:18:49,910 --> 00:18:51,790 - No, no, no. Shy. -You can't be this critical. 477 00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:53,420 Not too shy, not shy. No... happy, good. 478 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,426 Good, happy, not sad. Don't worry, Lucille. 479 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:58,886 I've got this covered. 480 00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:00,266 I... no, no, no. Shy. 481 00:19:00,290 --> 00:19:02,426 - Sad, shy. Sad... -Just get her up there! 482 00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:04,476 And so, the parade finally began. 483 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,500 Although, "finally" might not be the right word, 484 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:10,136 because it was still two days before the Fourth of July, 485 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:14,016 and one day before the big fireworks show on the 3rd. 486 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:17,556 Welcome to the third annual 2nd of July Fourth of July parade. 487 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:19,846 To start the festivities, please welcome 488 00:19:19,870 --> 00:19:21,726 the Milford Academy marching band, 489 00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,056 known throughout the state 490 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,806 as California's quietest marching band. 491 00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,726 Let's all be perfectly still and see if we can hear them. 492 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,056 There you are. 493 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,096 And Michael finally caught up 494 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,806 - with his mother. - Hello, Mother. 495 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,806 Michael. 496 00:19:52,830 --> 00:19:55,766 Please tell me you're back, no one new has been arrested 497 00:19:55,790 --> 00:19:58,426 and that your father is on the way, but first, a kiss. 498 00:19:58,450 --> 00:20:01,676 - Hmm. -There are cameras everywhere. 499 00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:04,096 Well, that... something you ought to have thought of 500 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:08,136 with regard to Lucille 2 and Oscar in Mexico. 501 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:10,200 I can't believe they were so stupid as to flee town 502 00:20:10,224 --> 00:20:12,476 - in the stair car. - Mm-hmm. Mom? 503 00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:15,476 Come on, you knew that Lucille 2 was with Oscar, 504 00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:17,176 and you let your son sit in prison 505 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,886 instead of telling anyone. 506 00:20:18,910 --> 00:20:21,226 Knew? Michael, I can't... 507 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:24,386 I mean, the thought that I wouldn't run to the D.A. 508 00:20:24,410 --> 00:20:25,806 the moment I... - Mom. Please. 509 00:20:25,830 --> 00:20:27,886 Do you have a tissue? 510 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,016 You haven't needed a tissue since Nixon resigned. 511 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,726 I think that you asked Oscar 512 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,596 to take her out of town, didn't you? 513 00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:34,806 I think that you needed her out of the country 514 00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,226 so that you could, what? 515 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,676 - Plunder her business? - Now, listen, 516 00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,346 nobody was hurt, everybody's getting what they deserve. 517 00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,806 Buster's in prison. 518 00:20:42,830 --> 00:20:44,476 No, he's in a parade. 519 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:47,516 He's just playing a prisoner. 520 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,226 At least, that's what it looks like to everyone here. 521 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,926 Look, I did what I had to do to save this family. 522 00:20:53,950 --> 00:20:56,016 There are things you don't understand. 523 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,596 But he'll be out soon. 524 00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:00,226 I did three years in prison because of Buster. 525 00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:02,766 - He can do a few weeks for me. - Well, guess what? 526 00:21:02,790 --> 00:21:04,426 He's gonna be out a little bit sooner than you think, 527 00:21:04,450 --> 00:21:06,226 because I'm gonna go to Lottie Dottie, 528 00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:07,846 and I'm gonna call her on this photo. 529 00:21:07,870 --> 00:21:09,350 Michael, you stay away from that D.A. 530 00:21:09,374 --> 00:21:12,476 She's a killer, despite what she may seem. 531 00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:14,976 So, there's nothing you can do. 532 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,676 The D.A.'s office is closed until after the 5th. 533 00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:21,266 Now, please. We're family. 534 00:21:21,290 --> 00:21:24,266 You stay out of my life, I'll stay out of yours. 535 00:21:24,290 --> 00:21:25,926 Hmm. 536 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:27,136 Thank you! Thank you! 537 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,290 I guess there is nothing that I can do, Mom. 538 00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,570 You know, I-I have to believe... 539 00:21:33,594 --> 00:21:34,994 I'm-I'm not sure that, uh... 540 00:21:35,018 --> 00:21:35,596 Yes? 541 00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:36,926 I've just been given the signal. 542 00:21:36,950 --> 00:21:37,976 Uh, the band is finished playing. 543 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,040 Ah, well, that's terrific. 544 00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:40,476 I'm sure they were great. 545 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,980 Let's-let's give them all a big hand. 546 00:21:42,004 --> 00:21:43,364 Oh, it might be too late for that. 547 00:21:43,388 --> 00:21:45,846 Looks like their van just pulled out. 548 00:21:45,870 --> 00:21:49,516 They will be neither seen nor heard next year. 549 00:21:49,540 --> 00:21:51,306 As it turned out... 550 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,226 Lottie Dottie was heavily guarded. 551 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:55,516 And that's when Michael, 552 00:21:55,540 --> 00:21:58,266 who had done some light unicycling in college, 553 00:21:58,290 --> 00:22:00,476 came up with a plan that just might make it 554 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,516 seem like he was part of the parade. 555 00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,516 Hi. Excuse me? 556 00:22:03,540 --> 00:22:04,976 - Do you mind if I... if I just... -Aah! 557 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,040 - Although a less complicated plan emerged. -Um... 558 00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:08,346 Looks like the D.A. guards 559 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,970 are leaving their post to tend to him. 560 00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,726 This is gonna be less humiliating. 561 00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:13,556 Hi. Excuse me, Lottie! 562 00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:15,176 Mrs. Dottie, I'm Michael Bluth. 563 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:17,306 Do you mind if I just parade with you for, uh, just a minute? 564 00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:19,176 Oh, you must be Buster's brother. Hop in. 565 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:20,516 I am Buster's brother. Yes. 566 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:22,176 Oh, so how can I help you? 567 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,766 And please make sure to wave. 568 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:26,516 Huh? Yes. Hi. 569 00:22:26,540 --> 00:22:29,306 Um, so, does the D.A.'s office make a regular practice 570 00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:30,676 of holding people under suspicion of murdering victims 571 00:22:30,700 --> 00:22:32,226 that are clearly still alive? 572 00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:34,676 - Huh? -We're not holding him on murder charges. 573 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,726 It's a tampering case, right? 574 00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,636 Yeah, well, if there's no crime, then what has he tampered with? 575 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,226 Lucille Austero's clearly alive 576 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,226 after the moment that she disappeared. 577 00:22:43,250 --> 00:22:44,730 You know? That-that's my uncle Oscar. 578 00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,016 My-my mother just confirmed it. 579 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,926 Oh. And we couldn't find him, either, 580 00:22:48,950 --> 00:22:51,846 so the missing victim and the alibi 581 00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,476 and what we thought was the scene of the crime. 582 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,426 Yes. All here. All in one picture. 583 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:59,476 Oh, my God. This is so embarrassing. 584 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,596 I mean, what can I do? How can I make this right? 585 00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,176 Well, you gotta, you gotta release my brother from prison. 586 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:04,426 - We did. - Hmm? 587 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,636 - You did? -I mean, it has to be processed out, 588 00:23:06,660 --> 00:23:08,096 but he wanted to be in a parade. 589 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,886 Oh. Well, he looks to be enjoying himself. 590 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,976 Okay, well, I'm glad that we talked this through, though. 591 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,000 - You know? This... - I'm so glad to have met you. 592 00:23:14,024 --> 00:23:15,584 - Yeah? -I guess I should say I'm lucky 593 00:23:15,608 --> 00:23:18,176 I didn't have to face you in a court of law. 594 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:19,386 Maybe someday we will. 595 00:23:19,410 --> 00:23:21,056 Yeah, I mean, if it turns out 596 00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,516 that's not really Oscar and Lucille in the picture. 597 00:23:23,540 --> 00:23:26,476 - Right. Yes. And you find a crime scene. - 598 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:29,426 I-I've injured a clown. You don't want to hurt a clown. 599 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,450 So I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna help the clown. 600 00:23:31,474 --> 00:23:32,780 - Good-bye -Be careful. 601 00:23:32,804 --> 00:23:34,516 Oh! 602 00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,976 Next up is a double-closet sexuality switch 603 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,976 two-hander float illusion, 604 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:42,426 brought to you by our friends at Laguna Closets. 605 00:23:42,450 --> 00:23:45,726 But with Tony still missing, 606 00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:48,726 Gob, hurt and alone, 607 00:23:48,750 --> 00:23:50,726 was forced to use his weakest talent: 608 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,070 Hey, does anyone have a dog? I... 609 00:23:52,094 --> 00:23:53,280 thinking on his feet. 610 00:23:53,304 --> 00:23:54,636 No? 611 00:23:54,660 --> 00:23:56,136 Oh, forget it. 612 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,910 So, I guess, happy 4th. Nah, well... 613 00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,016 Well, the magician seems to be 614 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,016 just standing there, doing nothing. 615 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,306 Ah... you get used to it. 616 00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:06,976 It appeared that Tony had missed the parade, 617 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,556 but whether he did so intentionally was something. 618 00:24:10,580 --> 00:24:11,980 Gob was just beginning to wonder. 619 00:24:12,004 --> 00:24:13,806 Did somebody say... 620 00:24:13,830 --> 00:24:15,386 - "wonder"? 621 00:24:15,410 --> 00:24:16,830 Tony? 622 00:24:17,830 --> 00:24:19,726 You sinner. 623 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:22,806 He's Gob, the Christian magician. 624 00:24:22,830 --> 00:24:26,926 And he's Tony Wonder, the hot gay one. 625 00:24:26,950 --> 00:24:29,266 And as a Christian magician, 626 00:24:29,290 --> 00:24:33,136 I know that gay people can change. 627 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:37,096 And as the hot gay one, I know we can't, "girlfriend." 628 00:24:37,120 --> 00:24:38,636 I love you, Tony! 629 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:42,426 Except, in the world of... 630 00:24:42,450 --> 00:24:43,846 - magic. - Magic. 631 00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:50,016 And so, the two men began their double-closet sexuality switch 632 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,766 two-hander float illusion, surrounded by paid protestors 633 00:24:53,790 --> 00:24:55,886 meant to depict both sides of a culture war 634 00:24:55,910 --> 00:24:59,266 that kind of ended a few years ago, didn't it? 635 00:24:59,290 --> 00:25:00,926 Tony... 636 00:25:00,950 --> 00:25:02,556 Here we go. 637 00:25:04,790 --> 00:25:06,676 Well, it looks like the straight magician 638 00:25:06,700 --> 00:25:08,926 is going into a messy closet, 639 00:25:08,950 --> 00:25:10,830 and the gay magician, well, he's going into one 640 00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:12,894 that's neat as a pin. 641 00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:24,060 Kind of thought you weren't gonna show. 642 00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:24,726 Hey, man, look. 643 00:25:24,750 --> 00:25:26,230 I know you're still upset. All right? 644 00:25:26,254 --> 00:25:27,306 I screwed up, okay? 645 00:25:27,330 --> 00:25:28,676 I know we were supposed to hang out 646 00:25:28,700 --> 00:25:30,260 and see each other on the Fourth of May 647 00:25:30,284 --> 00:25:31,516 and take Forget-Me-Nows and... 648 00:25:31,540 --> 00:25:32,620 I just chickened out, man. 649 00:25:34,370 --> 00:25:36,426 Plus, there wasn't a fourth of May this year. 650 00:25:36,450 --> 00:25:38,516 Crowd. 651 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,766 Look, I felt bad about the whole thing. 652 00:25:47,790 --> 00:25:49,470 I mean, you said this was an important gig 653 00:25:49,494 --> 00:25:51,096 and I figured I had to show. 654 00:25:51,120 --> 00:25:53,976 Yeah, well, the truth is this was never about the gig. 655 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,120 I did this whole thing just to see you one last time. 656 00:25:56,144 --> 00:25:57,016 Wow. 657 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,386 Well, the truth is, for me, 658 00:25:58,410 --> 00:25:59,890 I kind of did the same thing for you. 659 00:25:59,914 --> 00:26:02,806 I mean, I just wanted the chance to see you one last time 660 00:26:02,830 --> 00:26:04,120 and say good-bye. 661 00:26:06,410 --> 00:26:07,950 Crowd! 662 00:26:12,750 --> 00:26:14,016 If you really feel that way, 663 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,386 maybe we don't have to say good-bye. 664 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:17,386 What do you mean? 665 00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,096 I mean, the problem was, like you said, 666 00:26:19,120 --> 00:26:20,096 that we couldn't be together 667 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,636 without branding each other's taint. 668 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:24,556 No, it's, uh, tainting each other's brand, but same dif. 669 00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:26,346 Dif. 670 00:26:26,370 --> 00:26:27,726 Same. 671 00:26:27,750 --> 00:26:29,136 - Same dif. - But if this... 672 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:31,556 Oh, I thought you were gonna... You're gonna say one more? 673 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,136 Nah, it's okay. We don't have to always be in sync all of... 674 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,136 Crowd! 675 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:38,136 Look, what I'm saying is, 676 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,806 if this trick goes off like I think 677 00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:41,766 and the yahoos in the stands don't realize that 678 00:26:41,790 --> 00:26:43,976 all we're doing is just folding some clothes 679 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,016 and slipping through our trapdoors 680 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,346 and crawling under the float 681 00:26:46,370 --> 00:26:48,306 to switch closets, then... Right. 682 00:26:48,330 --> 00:26:50,766 When you come sashaying out like Ms. Berry Zuckerkorn... 683 00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:52,350 And you're as straight as Bob Loblaw at 684 00:26:52,374 --> 00:26:54,766 - a high school prom. -I don't know who that is. 685 00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:56,596 Oh, he's an attorney we were forced to use one year and he... 686 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,306 I guess he likes them young. 687 00:26:58,330 --> 00:27:00,806 But, uh, we pull this off and we got a show, man. 688 00:27:00,830 --> 00:27:02,470 We could hit the road together. You know? 689 00:27:02,494 --> 00:27:05,766 Hotels and... share a room... 690 00:27:05,790 --> 00:27:08,226 Yeah. Um... 691 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,426 there's only one problem with your plan. 692 00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:13,056 I don't have a trapdoor in here. 693 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,676 What? Oh. 694 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:18,346 Oh, come on! So we're just two men 695 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,476 who went into a closet and changed coats? 696 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,420 All right. Well, this is an audience of people 697 00:27:23,444 --> 00:27:26,266 too stupid to get out of town on a holiday weekend. 698 00:27:26,290 --> 00:27:28,886 They're not gonna expect the thing to take a twist. 699 00:27:28,910 --> 00:27:31,676 But another twist had been planned 700 00:27:31,700 --> 00:27:34,100 that Gob knew nothing about. So we'll just, you know, 701 00:27:34,124 --> 00:27:37,056 we'll pull one from the old magic playbook. 702 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,346 We'll sell it with our smiles. 703 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:43,136 By the way, I can't wait 704 00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,596 to see you out there. 705 00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,926 Same! 706 00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:50,176 Who's straight now? 707 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:55,266 I wonder if my friend straightened out his act. 708 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,176 Laguna Closet Conversion 709 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,806 wants me to make it clear that, well, 710 00:28:14,830 --> 00:28:17,846 their conversion service is not what you think. 711 00:28:17,870 --> 00:28:19,516 They convert closets... 712 00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,386 And George Sr. caught up with his wife. 713 00:28:21,410 --> 00:28:23,926 I'd offer you a seat, but this is a new purse. 714 00:28:23,950 --> 00:28:25,476 I'm actually good here. 715 00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:27,346 And, after talking politics... 716 00:28:27,370 --> 00:28:29,806 So did we-we get Lindsay? 717 00:28:29,830 --> 00:28:31,306 If you squint. 718 00:28:31,330 --> 00:28:33,870 We may just get away with this, George. 719 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,096 You know, it might be the-the last drop 720 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:39,636 of the estrogen speaking, but I, uh... 721 00:28:39,660 --> 00:28:41,926 I lost the land in Mexico. 722 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,726 - What? How? - I... 723 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:48,096 I missed some payments and then, uh, the-the Mexican Romneys, 724 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:49,926 they showed up and they took it back. 725 00:28:49,950 --> 00:28:52,346 And they said, "No refundo." 726 00:28:52,370 --> 00:28:53,886 And they speak English. 727 00:28:53,910 --> 00:28:56,676 They're-they're Mexican, but they are Romneys. 728 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:59,040 - George, without that land our whole plan falls apart. 729 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:00,806 - I know. 730 00:29:00,830 --> 00:29:02,790 The Chinese will expect Lindsay to support a wall 731 00:29:02,814 --> 00:29:04,476 - we can't afford to build. - Right. 732 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:06,886 She has to lose. 733 00:29:06,910 --> 00:29:08,976 - She has to lose. - Yeah. 734 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,426 Damn it, George. Why didn't you tell me that at the cottage? 735 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,676 It happened in Mexico. 736 00:29:12,700 --> 00:29:14,306 I mean, when you came back. 737 00:29:14,330 --> 00:29:15,886 I just, I just came back. 738 00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:17,096 I was parking the Winnie. 739 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,726 Do you have any idea how hard it is 740 00:29:18,750 --> 00:29:20,266 to find five open spaces 741 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:21,730 on parade day? Well, here now 742 00:29:21,754 --> 00:29:23,474 is congressional candidate Lindsay Bluth. 743 00:29:23,498 --> 00:29:25,516 Oh, no. Here comes her float. 744 00:29:25,540 --> 00:29:27,136 People are going to love it. 745 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:30,176 In fact, DeBrie, fearful and self-conscious, 746 00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,596 was hiding from the crowd, 747 00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,976 ironically embodying the person 748 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,386 she was meant to impersonate. 749 00:29:37,410 --> 00:29:39,726 She does capture Lindsay. 750 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:42,636 I'm not sure what she's, uh, trying to say, John. 751 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:45,136 She wants to keep Muslims out of America? 752 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,846 Or in? 753 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,151 Well, they're certainly getting a rise out of this crowd. 754 00:29:49,175 --> 00:29:51,516 It was message that was easily interpreted 755 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:53,926 through the lens of one's particular bias... 756 00:29:53,950 --> 00:29:54,976 She's a Muslim. 757 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,176 She's disrespecting Muslims. 758 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:59,266 She's a ghost. 759 00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:01,676 She's disrespecting ghosts. 760 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,346 But equally hated by all. 761 00:30:03,370 --> 00:30:06,886 We may just get away with this, George. 762 00:30:06,910 --> 00:30:10,676 And George Michael arrived looking to finally be honest 763 00:30:10,700 --> 00:30:12,306 with his father. Oh, George Michael. 764 00:30:12,330 --> 00:30:13,650 - George Michael. Hey. -Dad, hey. 765 00:30:13,674 --> 00:30:15,176 - Hi, hey. -Hey, hey. Listen, um... 766 00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,481 you know that picture of the two people in the stair car? 767 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:18,136 Do I know it? 768 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:22,766 I just used it to get Buster out. Okay? 769 00:30:22,790 --> 00:30:24,750 I didn't go through channels. I didn't ask Barry. 770 00:30:24,774 --> 00:30:26,726 I just fixed it, you know? 771 00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,150 You got to be straight with people. 772 00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,136 Nothing bad can ever come of that. 773 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:32,596 That's me and Maeby. 774 00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,886 What is "me and Maeby"? 775 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:36,290 In the picture. 776 00:30:37,910 --> 00:30:42,226 This is a bald man and a woman with spiky, black hair. 777 00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:43,976 Well, I'm not proud of this, but we... 778 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,976 we were wearing the Ron Howard/Brian Grazer wigs 779 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,766 from the Imagine gift shop. 780 00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:53,266 That's you? Why would you do that? 781 00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:55,476 Uh, we were playing. 782 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,596 What were you playing... Ron and Brian? 783 00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,346 - Go to Mexico. - What's that? 784 00:30:59,370 --> 00:31:02,226 Ron and Brian Go to Mexico. 785 00:31:02,250 --> 00:31:04,676 Was the name of the game? 786 00:31:04,700 --> 00:31:07,220 We were bored. You don't get it. Well, I knew it was a bad idea 787 00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,016 to spend my Imagine bucks on those wigs. 788 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:14,556 You've got the stair car, though. 789 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,976 The cops were looking for it. You found it? 790 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,096 It was right next to the house after Cinco. 791 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,386 Dad, listen. I think you better go to the D.A. 792 00:31:21,410 --> 00:31:22,516 and be straight with her about this. 793 00:31:22,540 --> 00:31:24,220 Should I tell her that my son and my niece 794 00:31:24,244 --> 00:31:25,426 were playing Ron and Brian? 795 00:31:25,450 --> 00:31:26,766 Go to Mexico. 796 00:31:26,790 --> 00:31:28,510 Go to Mexico? No. I'm not telling her that. 797 00:31:29,950 --> 00:31:32,556 She seems, uh, very happy now and-and Buster is almost free. 798 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,926 I'm sorry, Dad. 799 00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:35,726 I shouldn't have told you the truth. 800 00:31:35,750 --> 00:31:38,386 No, no. 801 00:31:38,410 --> 00:31:42,266 But I do think that we should make a one-time exception 802 00:31:42,290 --> 00:31:45,676 to the rule "Always be straight with everyone," hmm? 803 00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:49,676 I mean, honesty is always the best policy, but, uh... 804 00:31:49,700 --> 00:31:51,806 It's just not the only one. 805 00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:54,976 It's one of a bunch. 806 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,556 But unfortunately for Michael, 807 00:31:56,580 --> 00:32:00,346 the man who is supposed to be with Lucille 2 in Mexico 808 00:32:00,370 --> 00:32:03,306 wasn't that far away after all 809 00:32:03,330 --> 00:32:04,806 and had a plan of his own 810 00:32:04,830 --> 00:32:08,386 to make it seem like he, too, was part of the parade. 811 00:32:08,410 --> 00:32:12,846 A plan that we've decided to present in the style 812 00:32:12,870 --> 00:32:14,386 - to which it harkens back. - 813 00:33:30,700 --> 00:33:33,080 It was. 814 00:33:36,750 --> 00:33:40,056 Maeby finds the man she had previously tried 815 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:42,636 to get away from horribly injured. 816 00:33:42,660 --> 00:33:46,636 I never even got the chance to tell him. 817 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,926 It's over. 818 00:33:48,950 --> 00:33:50,290 I'm breaking up with you. 819 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:53,596 Oh, and I need your keys. 820 00:33:53,620 --> 00:33:55,176 Buster, unaware that he has 821 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,976 only a few days left in jail, 822 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,886 - What's happening? - is also unaware 823 00:33:58,910 --> 00:34:00,596 he's part of a prison break... 824 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,266 - It's, uh, part of the act. - Oh. 825 00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:04,176 Anything for the kids. 826 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,426 And risks 30 years for the crime. 827 00:34:06,450 --> 00:34:09,426 The parade really starts thinning out around here. 828 00:34:09,450 --> 00:34:12,266 Gob, abandoned and confused, 829 00:34:12,290 --> 00:34:13,676 can't get back in the closet. 830 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,886 It seems as if the Christian-y fellow 831 00:34:15,910 --> 00:34:17,710 is now a gay man, and by the looks of things, 832 00:34:17,734 --> 00:34:19,426 - he'll be staying that way. - Tony. Tony. 833 00:34:19,450 --> 00:34:21,266 What a surprise. 834 00:34:21,290 --> 00:34:23,016 Yeah, not to me. Tony! 835 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,306 Sally, all but sure to win, 836 00:34:26,330 --> 00:34:27,490 visits Stan in the hospital. 837 00:34:27,514 --> 00:34:29,476 It's called safety hair. 838 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:32,226 Practically undetectable. 839 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:33,886 They tell me John Travolta wears his 840 00:34:33,910 --> 00:34:35,346 even when it isn't hailing. 841 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:38,016 No, no, no. Some clowns throws so much as a peach pit at you, 842 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,096 it clanks and everybody knows. 843 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:42,200 No, you want to keep me safe, let's build that wall. 844 00:34:42,224 --> 00:34:44,636 Those Bluths are dangerous, I'm telling you. 845 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:46,580 Yeah, I guess they do have us by the short wigs. 846 00:34:46,604 --> 00:34:49,426 And Tobias desperately tries not to lose 847 00:34:49,450 --> 00:34:51,976 - his most recent Lindsay. -Help! Please! We need a doctor! 848 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,766 It's an emergency. Hi. It's us again. Help! 849 00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:56,056 Did you redo the floors here? 850 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,410 Help, we need a doctor. Oh! 851 00:34:58,910 --> 00:35:00,886 It's okay. She's usually on pain pills. 852 00:35:00,910 --> 00:35:02,476 Ugh. I'm gonna call it. 853 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:04,380 Looks like she's been stiff for about 18 hours. 854 00:35:04,404 --> 00:35:05,806 Oh, no, no. She's very much alive. 855 00:35:05,830 --> 00:35:07,630 She just crashed through a papier-mâché wall. 856 00:35:07,654 --> 00:35:09,426 I'm under the impression 857 00:35:09,450 --> 00:35:10,886 that if you're carried in 858 00:35:10,910 --> 00:35:12,596 they put you immediately on the morphine drip? 859 00:35:12,620 --> 00:35:14,676 - That's what we've been told before. - Okay, look. 860 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,540 - We prioritize according to need. - Of course. 861 00:35:16,564 --> 00:35:19,306 - Here. - Oh, okay. All right. 862 00:35:19,330 --> 00:35:22,846 Help! Please! It's a higher priority emergency! 863 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:24,346 Help! 864 00:35:24,370 --> 00:35:26,050 Oh, bullshit you didn't redo these floors. 865 00:35:26,074 --> 00:35:27,484 They look amazing. 866 00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:31,096 Help! 867 00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,250 I got to stop coming out this way.