1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,499 While waiting for Michael 2 00:00:12,500 --> 00:00:14,600 to return from prison with Buster, 3 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:18,018 the Bluth family was recycling a welcome home party. 4 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:20,770 Why do we have to have a party every time someone in this family 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,565 - is released from prison? - Tradition. 6 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:25,066 Some traditions get old. 7 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,277 Like that god-awful thing you used to make me do 8 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,486 on your birthday. 9 00:00:29,112 --> 00:00:30,155 Cook? 10 00:00:30,697 --> 00:00:33,616 Plus, we have some business problems to deal with. 11 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,952 Sally Sitwell won the election and now, 12 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,788 for whatever reason, supports building the wall. 13 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:41,207 We need to come up with two million dollars 14 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:43,543 - or we're gonna make powerful enemies. - Okay. 15 00:00:43,668 --> 00:00:45,128 Right, shush. 16 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,755 Not in front of the grandkids. I don't want them to know 17 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,089 about the shady business scams 18 00:00:48,173 --> 00:00:50,508 - that go on in this family. - We lied to investors, 19 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:53,303 so we have no product and we're two million dollars in debt. 20 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,180 The next welcome home party's gonna be for us. 21 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:57,766 Oh, don't be ridiculous. My name isn't on anything. 22 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,602 Why are you so riled up all of a sudden? 23 00:01:00,685 --> 00:01:03,021 He was nervous because after his girlfriend invested 24 00:01:03,104 --> 00:01:04,606 in his non-existent business, 25 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:05,857 everybody needs a bail-out... 26 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,234 The pressures of his lie only grew worse. 27 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:10,070 - ... a date with a sexy man. - What? I thought 28 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,697 - I was taking you out tonight. - Oh, relax, you're fine. 29 00:01:12,780 --> 00:01:15,140 Know what? I've never been attracted to handsome men. 30 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:17,820 - Ah. - Fakeblock is gonna change the world. 31 00:01:17,830 --> 00:01:20,038 Which reminds me, I'm dying to see it. 32 00:01:20,620 --> 00:01:22,059 No, I know, it's... We've just been busy 33 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:24,834 with all our coding and all the goddamn... 34 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:28,060 coding and, um... 35 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,714 also programming, so it's ju... 36 00:01:29,790 --> 00:01:31,200 But as soon as it's up and running, 37 00:01:31,210 --> 00:01:32,675 we'll... we'll get you over there and... 38 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:35,340 No. As a part-owner, I want to see it 39 00:01:35,350 --> 00:01:36,740 while all the work is happening, 40 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:38,249 and I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 41 00:01:38,250 --> 00:01:39,265 Well, but, 42 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:41,000 - the coding, and... - Well, problem solved. 43 00:01:41,100 --> 00:01:42,185 Stick her with all of it. 44 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:43,895 Let her buy it. She'll get all our liabilities, 45 00:01:43,978 --> 00:01:45,772 and then anything over two million, we get to keep. 46 00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:48,191 I can't do that to someone that I have feelings for. 47 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:50,068 So stop having feelings for her. 48 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,195 What? Is that something you can do with people? 49 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,447 Yeah, once I learned how to do it with my parents, 50 00:01:54,531 --> 00:01:57,617 it was easy with everyone else. It's like a heart switch, you know? 51 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:00,745 Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. 52 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:03,623 Click. I love you. Click. I love you not. 53 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:04,998 Can't you do that? 54 00:02:05,708 --> 00:02:08,086 No, but in my defense, I'm not a sociopath. 55 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,508 Click. 56 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,344 On the other side of the room, however, 57 00:02:16,427 --> 00:02:18,888 Gob still had a very uncomfortable 58 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,182 "heart on" for his friend Tony. 59 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:25,186 - Who had recently disappeared. - He's alive. He got out. 60 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,188 It seems the Christian-y fellow... 61 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:28,481 Definitely got out, right? 62 00:02:28,565 --> 00:02:31,025 is now a gay man and, by the looks of things, 63 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:34,154 - he'll be staying that way. - Why wouldn't he come out? 64 00:02:34,445 --> 00:02:38,074 Oh, who knows what makes a guy think he can pass for straight? 65 00:02:38,449 --> 00:02:40,702 I mean, if he really is gay, he can try to hide it, 66 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,954 but trust me, it will come out 67 00:02:43,037 --> 00:02:44,831 in the most unexpected balls. 68 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:46,916 Yeah, but the problem is that now the world thinks 69 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,585 that I'm gay, and if I say it was a trick, 70 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,045 well, then the alliance will have me by the balls. 71 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,840 Uh... 72 00:02:54,215 --> 00:02:55,967 Excuse me, "balls"? 73 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:59,053 You realize you just said "balls"? 74 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,014 - But you said balls. - Oh, well that's 75 00:03:01,097 --> 00:03:02,807 three times I'm hearing balls now. 76 00:03:03,558 --> 00:03:05,602 I put... You said balls, so... Then I said balls... 77 00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:08,146 Why don't you tell Rebel she can't see the company? 78 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:10,398 Then she's gonna know I'm not a tech entrepreneur 79 00:03:10,481 --> 00:03:11,482 named George Maharis. 80 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,152 - And I'm the sociopath. - Both of our hands 81 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:15,737 - were all over... - What if I take her there, 82 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,072 but it's locked, and I can't wait to eat this snow cone. 83 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,949 - Lovely party. - Yeah, it is a great party. 84 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,911 What if I take her there, but it's locked and we can't get in? 85 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,699 That's the sign of a healthy business. 86 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:25,950 It's closed in the middle of a Tuesday, 87 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,749 - and the owner's locked out. - Of course, 88 00:03:27,832 --> 00:03:30,043 these are paid protestors that the magicians hired. 89 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:33,504 Not real protestors, but that's kind of the norm now, isn't it? 90 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,131 What if she's afraid to go in? 91 00:03:35,590 --> 00:03:37,592 'Cause there's angry protesters out front? 92 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:41,221 - Who would protest a tech company? - Anonymous. 93 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,473 - What's that? - You don't know Anonymous? 94 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,142 They're those hacker guys that wear those Guy Fawkes masks? 95 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,437 Oh, shit. That's who the note was from. 96 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:53,107 George Michael had first seen the name Anonymous 97 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:54,651 when debuting his software... 98 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,819 Uh, I'd like to thank... 99 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,571 which he thought was code 100 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,281 - from Rebel. - Let's put up this wall. 101 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,574 - Have a good night. - Having paid little attention 102 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:03,868 to the men in the Guy Fawkes masks. 103 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,746 - Men who continued to harass him. - Okay, so, 104 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:08,331 for scenario number two. You found out... 105 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:10,875 We'll find you and destroy Fakeblock. 106 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:13,586 You can hide behind your mask like a coward, 107 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,589 but I will... Oh, well, that's a bad example, obviously... 108 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:19,092 David, you want Pop-Tarts for dinner? 109 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,677 Mom, don't say my name! 110 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:23,263 But Anonymous failed to be specific enough 111 00:04:23,346 --> 00:04:25,139 - to make an impression. - I understand 112 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:26,641 you've ignored my cousin Kevin's... 113 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:29,310 - I mean, Anonymous' other warning... - Hello. 114 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:30,770 They've been threatening me for months. 115 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:33,815 Hey, that's perfect. Those guys will ruin your life. 116 00:04:34,732 --> 00:04:38,903 - Hey, where did you find those guys? - They're paid protestors, boy! 117 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,072 Gay Gob's funny. 118 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:44,075 Uh, do you think they could be Anonymous? Like Guy Fawkeses? 119 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,368 Guy Fawkeses? 120 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,887 Can you get me guys like that? 121 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:49,580 You bet your balls I can get you some Guy Fawkeses. 122 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,059 Don't hold your balls. 123 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:53,293 I would not hold my balls on that one. 124 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:55,670 - And finally, Michael returned... - Where's Buster? 125 00:04:55,753 --> 00:04:57,088 - ... without the guest of honor. - Don't you have him? 126 00:04:57,171 --> 00:05:00,633 No. I went to the jail to pick him up, and no one there has seen him 127 00:05:00,710 --> 00:05:01,840 since the parade. 128 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,637 Now, you did let him know he was being released, right? 129 00:05:04,762 --> 00:05:07,223 Well, I'm sure they told him at the jail after the parade. 130 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,977 Mother Bluth, I think you might be interested in this. 131 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,272 Oh, speaking of maniacs, let's watch this again. 132 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:17,859 That's a real criminal inside that makeshift jail cell. 133 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:19,944 - It's a jailbreak. - You know, it's my... 134 00:05:20,028 --> 00:05:21,446 Is that Oscar? 135 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,989 Well, it's not you! 136 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:25,450 Who even told Oscar Buster was in jail? 137 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,785 Oscar was told by Barry, 138 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:29,829 who had driven down to Mexico 139 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:32,498 - and thought he was talking to George. - You are here! 140 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,417 I came down here to warn you that the cops want you 141 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:36,919 to lead them to the stair car, 142 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,547 because that's the evidence that's gonna keep Buster in jail. 143 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,383 Buster's in jail? My boy. My boy. 144 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:44,761 And so, Oscar used the parade 145 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:48,264 as cover for breaking Buster out of prison, 146 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:50,350 knocking Stan Sitwell out in the process. 147 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,434 Dad? Dad! 148 00:05:52,393 --> 00:05:54,645 So they escaped from prison a half hour 149 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,522 before he was gonna be legally released? 150 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:59,400 - No one told him. - He's got a lot of spunk. 151 00:05:59,484 --> 00:06:00,777 I like that on a guy. 152 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,890 If Oscar is with Buster, then where is Lucille 2? 153 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:06,740 I mean, she could be dead, and Buster will be charged with murder. 154 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:08,451 Or worse, she could come back, 155 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:10,328 and they would charge us with embezzlement. 156 00:06:10,411 --> 00:06:12,269 Okay. Buster thinks he's broken out of prison. 157 00:06:12,270 --> 00:06:13,280 God knows what he's gonna do. 158 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,791 Well, somebody has to find him. 159 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,626 You're the cause of it, and he does respond 160 00:06:16,709 --> 00:06:18,628 - to your scent. - I'll go with you, 161 00:06:18,710 --> 00:06:20,480 and we will find our son together, 162 00:06:20,500 --> 00:06:24,675 and perhaps we will find each other along the way. 163 00:06:25,134 --> 00:06:27,345 Why don't you find some money along the way 164 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:29,305 to make up for the land you lost in Mexico? 165 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,266 Father, Mother, please. 166 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,519 Our whole family is in crisis. 167 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,271 For I have seen what happens when families turn on each other. 168 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,607 Just as I found my son, I lost him. 169 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,944 And just as I lost my wife, I... I found my replacement wife, 170 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:45,029 but then I... I lost her. 171 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,907 I... I have nobody. 172 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,160 Well, you got me, Dad. 173 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,829 Not now, Maeby. 174 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,998 I have... what? Like, one person. 175 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,417 Click. 176 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,878 Now the story of a wealthy family 177 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:03,798 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 178 00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:05,850 but to keep them all together. 179 00:07:11,514 --> 00:07:13,719 It's Arrested Development. 180 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:17,030 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 181 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:21,315 George Sr. had again been rejected by his wife. 182 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,569 And, feeling low, he decided to get his affairs in order. 183 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:26,404 you're trying to keep your distance from the company, 184 00:07:26,487 --> 00:07:29,824 and I appreciate that, but you are the copresident with Gob. 185 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:32,493 Well, hang on. President? When did I become president? 186 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:34,871 Well, I mean, Sudden Valley. I mean, that's yours. 187 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,394 - I mean, we're carrying that for you. - You forgave the debt. 188 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,792 We forgot the debt. 189 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:44,630 Basically, what we did was we absorbed everything, including you. 190 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,841 And does Gob know that we're copresidents? 191 00:07:46,924 --> 00:07:48,843 Gob doesn't know that there's a B 192 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,719 - in the word "debt." - If you're gonna run the Bluth Company, 193 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:53,580 - that word's gonna come up. - Go into the company, 194 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,720 you look at the books, 195 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,310 you get in there, you find out if there's any money. 196 00:07:57,393 --> 00:08:00,188 I need an evaluation. 197 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:01,981 Yeah, that's an understatement. 198 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:03,900 All right. You know I'd really like to be involved, 199 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,568 but I can't risk being involved in anything 200 00:08:05,651 --> 00:08:07,487 - that might be illegal. - Agreed. 201 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,572 - That's what Gob is for. - Boy, I was really hoping 202 00:08:09,655 --> 00:08:11,335 you were gonna say there's nothing illegal. 203 00:08:12,033 --> 00:08:15,995 It's the last thing you'll ever need to do for me. 204 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:20,625 - You heard a yes? - Thank you. 205 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:23,711 - Meanwhile, Tobias... - Kudos on being so quiet. 206 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:26,714 checked in with the family who hadn't abandoned him, 207 00:08:26,797 --> 00:08:28,049 but were hiding in the attic. 208 00:08:28,132 --> 00:08:31,511 I've got slices of stale gummy bear, hard candies and a spare rib. 209 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,262 - Ooh, I'll take that spare rib. - Could I have the spare rib? 210 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:34,931 Just joshing. It's stale gummy bear. 211 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:36,265 Oh... 212 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:38,267 Sounded like you were having fun down there. 213 00:08:38,290 --> 00:08:39,300 Oh. 214 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:41,729 It takes a lot out of me, but they like to look at me 215 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:45,274 as the sticky white glue that holds the family together. 216 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:47,818 But now... you're my family. 217 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:51,656 My biological son and my pathological girlfriend. 218 00:08:52,406 --> 00:08:54,283 And as the provider of this family, I promise... 219 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:57,787 nay, vow that you will always have a roof over... Ow! 220 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,872 - Dad, are you okay? - Roof balls! Jesus, quiet. 221 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:01,499 - You're gonna get us kicked out. - Sorry. 222 00:09:01,582 --> 00:09:03,209 Okay, I just think we're all 223 00:09:03,292 --> 00:09:06,087 a little stressed right now, being stuck in this attic. 224 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,590 Are you sure we can't just live downstairs in the real house? 225 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,926 Oh, this isn't a real house. This is a model house. 226 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:14,220 How long do we have to stay here? 227 00:09:14,303 --> 00:09:16,764 Just until I can support us on my actor salary. 228 00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:18,474 - Oh... - Quiet. 229 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,309 You can be excited, but quietly. 230 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:27,525 Oh, no... 231 00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,944 Meanwhile, Oscar, who was on the run with his son, 232 00:09:30,027 --> 00:09:33,114 knew that he had to get rid of a vehicle that approximated 233 00:09:33,197 --> 00:09:35,449 the very one the police were looking for. 234 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,536 Well, I know I left my truck somewhere around here. 235 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,121 All right, I guess we should get out. 236 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:43,249 I probably shouldn't have chained us together. 237 00:09:43,332 --> 00:09:45,084 No, no, I should've brought a key, 238 00:09:45,167 --> 00:09:46,961 but actually, I think it helps sell 239 00:09:47,044 --> 00:09:48,754 the whole Keystone Cop thing, because it had 240 00:09:48,838 --> 00:09:50,339 to be something crazy. 241 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:53,843 Because, you know, in silent movies, it's not real life. 242 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,320 - No. - All right. 243 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:56,559 So what do you think? Ready? 244 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:58,520 - Mm-hmm, okay. Let's go. - All right. Here we go. 245 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,891 Oh. 246 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,728 I guess stuff does happen like this in real life. 247 00:10:03,811 --> 00:10:05,479 - Can you... Easy peasy. - Go out your side. 248 00:10:05,563 --> 00:10:07,189 Easy peasy. 249 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,317 Well, that wasn't so difficult. 250 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:10,985 - No. - Or funny. 251 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:13,571 Keystone Cops would've made a meal out of this. 252 00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,656 - Yeah. - Okay, all right. Watch your hand. 253 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:17,241 Watching. 254 00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:20,411 Are you okay? 255 00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:23,414 Wait a minute. It's a fake hand. How can it hurt? 256 00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,876 No, it's a rental from prison, and Mother said my next hand... 257 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:28,961 - All right. - ... is gonna be out of my own pocket... 258 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,963 Okay, wait. What's that over there? 259 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,715 It says Mother of God hospital. 260 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,925 Maybe we can get you a replacement. 261 00:10:35,384 --> 00:10:37,803 But first, we gotta get out of these prison clothes. 262 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,520 - All right. - Okay. 263 00:10:41,557 --> 00:10:43,768 Here's the deal. We need a walking system 264 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,311 - so we don't just trip over each other. - Yeah. 265 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:48,105 - Left, right. Left, right. - Okay. 266 00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:50,650 So we always start with left. 267 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,026 Smooth and easy. 268 00:10:52,276 --> 00:10:55,112 Lemon squeezy. And... 269 00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:56,614 left... 270 00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:58,532 It wasn't a good system. 271 00:10:58,949 --> 00:11:01,702 But Oscar wasn't the only twin that was down, 272 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,997 because as Michael headed out to keep the company alive... 273 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,710 he realized he'd need to do the same for its founder. 274 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:13,255 What are you doing with the hose? 275 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:16,926 Wha... No, I didn't know it was on. 276 00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:19,887 I mean, I would never purposefully run a car 277 00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:22,556 with the garage door closed with the family in crisis. 278 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:23,799 Okay. You know, Dad, 279 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,840 - this is an electric car. - Oh. 280 00:11:25,860 --> 00:11:28,437 So, the only thing you're killing is my battery. 281 00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:32,608 Is that funny? I... Oh, God, I can't get anything right. 282 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:35,695 Meanwhile, your mother is banging every beach rat 283 00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,430 that ever dropped out of a race. 284 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:39,559 George was referring to this man... 285 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,074 Oh, hi. 286 00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,993 Care to join me for a glass of breakfast wine? 287 00:11:43,077 --> 00:11:46,080 with whom Lucille found she had much in common. 288 00:11:46,163 --> 00:11:47,206 Dusty! 289 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,710 I mean, she wouldn't go out with me this afternoon, 290 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,628 - and I know it's because of him. - Dad, 291 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,589 I think you might be giving up, uh, a little too easy. 292 00:11:55,670 --> 00:11:57,040 You know? I mean, Mom loves you. 293 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,700 She's just mad at you. You cheated on her. 294 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:01,053 Or Uncle Oscar did, I don't know. I lost the thread 295 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,888 on that one, but she's probably just trying 296 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:05,725 to make you jealous, and so... You're the head of the family, 297 00:12:05,808 --> 00:12:07,643 - give her something that she wants. - Wha... 298 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,062 Are you saying that I should go find Buster? 299 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,939 Show her you're a good dad. You know, 300 00:12:12,022 --> 00:12:14,024 besides, he's gonna need to be found and told 301 00:12:14,050 --> 00:12:15,940 he's free before he does something illegal 302 00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:17,778 and ends up back in prison. 303 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,531 - Ah. Maybe Lucille will... - You know? Uh-huh. 304 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:21,949 I don't know, let me back in. 305 00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:24,493 Boy, you have to have balls of steel 306 00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,412 to survive in a hole like that. 307 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,873 And the same could be said for prison. 308 00:12:32,209 --> 00:12:34,462 And soon, Michael was going over the books 309 00:12:34,545 --> 00:12:37,423 in what Gob had turned into the conference room. 310 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,009 "Joni Beard, Media Consultant." 311 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,844 20K? What's that? 312 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,679 K means thousand. 313 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:47,600 Can you believe Adhir just expected me to know that? 314 00:12:47,683 --> 00:12:50,978 I must've told him K times, "You gotta help me with these things." 315 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,147 I used to train dogs, so I'm very patient. 316 00:12:53,564 --> 00:12:55,816 And $10,000 for a printer? 317 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,152 - 10K. - Good Gob. Good K. 318 00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:00,361 Yeah. 319 00:13:01,071 --> 00:13:03,532 And to be fair, it's a... It was a 3-D printer. 320 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,193 Why do we need a 3-D printer? 321 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,703 Well, to be fair, it's a 3-D dental printer. 322 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,080 But they're worth twice what I got them to leave them here for. 323 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:13,000 They must've been too slow for them, but I thought, what do we care 324 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:15,419 if it takes two and a half hours to print some molars? 325 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:17,338 Can you just get me a copy of the receipt? 326 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:19,256 Hey, you want to spend a couple hundred bucks on a 3-D receipt, 327 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,801 I'll have it printed and in your mouth before sunset. 328 00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:22,810 These are your purchases. 329 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,245 - Where are you getting your capital? - Capital money. 330 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:27,264 Thank you. 331 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,434 I have all the books here. Coming through. 332 00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,645 Including the ones Gob can't look at. 333 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,147 Do you want the Austero-Bluth or just the Bluth books? 334 00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,358 Well, I can only look at the Bluth books. 335 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:40,402 The Austero books are for British eyes only, as they say. 336 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:46,242 Okay. Uh, well, as copresident, 337 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,661 - I can look at the books that he can't. - All right. 338 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,830 I'm sorry I don't understand what... No, I ju... 339 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,415 Michael, if, look, I'm the copresident, okay? 340 00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,794 There's only room at this company for one copresident. 341 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,547 What's next? You're gonna want one of my parking spaces, Michael? 342 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:01,966 I didn't know that I was copresident myself. 343 00:14:02,049 --> 00:14:05,010 All right? I'm just here to help. I'm not going to trump you. 344 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:08,097 Oh, well, Michael, don't worry, 'cause I already went there. 345 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,141 Saturday and Sunday semester. 346 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,769 Best 17K Mom and Dad ever spent. 347 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,299 Anyway, I don't know why I'm not allowed 348 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,690 to look at the Austero books, but, uh, 349 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,609 Mom does allow me to make purchases from that account. 350 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:22,819 Let me get this straight. 351 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,322 You're only allowed to spend money from the Austero account. 352 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,570 Why are all the revenue 353 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:28,950 from these investments only showing up in the Bluth books? 354 00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,453 Would you be terribly offended if I offered you a candy? 355 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:33,100 I don't think Dad wanted me to see this. 356 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,433 I don't, either. And your mother has my passport, 357 00:14:35,434 --> 00:14:37,260 so why don't we say that I was never here? 358 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:39,670 An absolute professional pleasure to have met you. 359 00:14:39,753 --> 00:14:42,256 You know, I think that they had a plan 360 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,800 that they were sure would work, but now they need to get out, 361 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,970 and that's why he wants an evaluation of all the assets. 362 00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,513 - Good to see you. - You're doing great. 363 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,682 Yeah, he wants to find out what he can sell off. 364 00:14:51,765 --> 00:14:54,560 And you know, since you're copresident, your name's all over this. 365 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:57,438 That means that whatever trouble Dad is responsible for, 366 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,939 you are also responsible for. 367 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:04,028 So you're telling me that Dad thinks I'm responsible. 368 00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:07,079 Maybe it's time to show them you are responsible. 369 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,739 - Yeah. - That you're not looking for some reward 370 00:15:09,740 --> 00:15:10,950 for doing the right thing. 371 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,454 - Or any reward. - Good Gob. 372 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,540 Oh, thanks, buddy. 373 00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:19,877 They think I'm too stupid to... 374 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:21,502 Help yourself. 375 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:25,341 Yeah. You know what's funny? 376 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,509 They think that I'm too stup... 377 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:31,931 - I already had one in there, so... - We got to face facts. 378 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,807 They're stuck. These stick. They're stickers... 379 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,935 Knowing what we know, we are complicit, 380 00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,479 which leaves us open to... to liability. 381 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:41,857 You know, the easy choice would be to quit. 382 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,400 - There it is. - We've got an opportunity 383 00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,903 to save the company. That would not be easy. 384 00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:48,072 That... that would take sacrifice. 385 00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,199 Maybe even burning the... 386 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,743 well, midweek oil. 387 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,787 I quit. 388 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,165 I shouldn't have called it the easy choice. 389 00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:01,620 And Oscar and Buster found their way to the hospital, 390 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:04,964 having improved upon their left-right walking system. 391 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:07,633 Outside, inside, outside, inside... 392 00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,010 Now, we cannot draw attention to ourselves. 393 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:12,721 - I'm just a guy fixing a broken hand. - Right. 394 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,183 And I'm... I'm just a guy who's wearing a blue hat. 395 00:16:16,266 --> 00:16:17,851 Nothing to see here, folks. 396 00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,979 Nothing to see. 397 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,855 Hey! 398 00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,691 But soon, they found the prosthetics lab. 399 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,819 Oh, I'm like a kid in a candy shop. 400 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,486 No way. 401 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,281 I think I saw William Shatner wearing this 402 00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,409 - while riding a bicycle once. - Yeah. 403 00:16:33,784 --> 00:16:36,578 Why don't you try this one? This one. 404 00:16:36,980 --> 00:16:38,280 - This one? - Yeah. 405 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,833 - I think this is used for teaching. - Doesn't matter. Who cares? 406 00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:42,751 It sort of reminds me of Mother's hand, 407 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,129 except it's less veiny, and warmer. 408 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:46,839 All right. All right, you ready? 409 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:50,009 Meanwhile, Gob was preparing to walk out of a job 410 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,220 he'd put over eight hours of his life into. 411 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,056 This is just as tough for you as it is for me. 412 00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,182 Tougher, maybe. 413 00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,268 Man without a king. 414 00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,731 Oh, God. 415 00:17:04,106 --> 00:17:05,733 I'm gonna miss this view. 416 00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:07,943 Rite Aid roof as far as you can see. 417 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,707 Okay, yes, well, anyway, why don't we go over some expenses? 418 00:17:11,488 --> 00:17:14,199 Yes, yes, thank you for reminding me. I, um... 419 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,535 I told some paid protesters 420 00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:19,038 that we use that, um, they could bill us. 421 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,124 You know, it's for my nephew. Um... 422 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,084 They're gonna be buying some masks as well, so... 423 00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:25,294 They're Guy Fawkeses. 424 00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,046 So those are personal expenses. 425 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:30,299 No, I just told you, they're for my nephew. D... 426 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:33,385 Got it. I'll let Michael know they're non-business related. 427 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,762 Don't worry about Michael. 428 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,447 He should've thought of that before he fired me. 429 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,640 Probably for being gay, too. 430 00:17:38,932 --> 00:17:41,560 You do know that Michael didn't fire you, you quit. 431 00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:44,521 As any proud gay man would do in the face of such bigotry. 432 00:17:46,106 --> 00:17:48,984 But I guess I don't need to tell that to a little Indian guy, huh? 433 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,111 Michael's not your friend either. 434 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,488 You should've seen the look on his face 435 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,573 when I do my impression of you. You know... 436 00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,991 What's the problem with Apu? 437 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,219 Just one more thing before I have security drag you out. 438 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,162 Why are you claiming that 439 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,831 the closet conversion company was a religious write-off? 440 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,625 Because I went there to become straight. 441 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,126 I thought it was one of those Christian places 442 00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,045 that converts gay men and is, uh... 443 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,755 Now the sole province 444 00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,840 of extreme fundamentalist Christian derangement. 445 00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,968 Oh, you're just mad 'cause you can't have a hamburger. 446 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,428 But, yes. 447 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:20,057 Those places don't work. There's no such thing as a program 448 00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,267 that can change someone. It's a way for hypocrites 449 00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,260 to try to convince the world that they're now straight. 450 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,350 Without using magic. 451 00:18:26,430 --> 00:18:28,219 So I just tell the world that I'm gay, 452 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,900 and that I'm going to one of those? 453 00:18:29,983 --> 00:18:31,902 And then I come out straight. 454 00:18:31,985 --> 00:18:34,321 Mm, well, if you really do identify as a gay man, 455 00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:37,825 I would say going to a place like that will only make you miserable. 456 00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:39,618 So, shall I arrange an Uber for you? 457 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:47,334 I didn't understand a word you just said, little guy. 458 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,211 But George Michael, meanwhile, 459 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:51,880 was worried that his uncle had failed to set up the protesters. 460 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,508 You know Betty White has this same car? 461 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:57,594 - You know Betty White? - We share a weed dealer. 462 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,638 We are Anonymous. 463 00:18:59,650 --> 00:19:01,270 Oh, shoot, not again. My tech guys think 464 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,260 that I've been hacked by Anonymous. 465 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,186 I don't mean the alkies, I mean the, uh, 466 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:09,106 the guys who wear the creepy masks, hang out online. 467 00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:10,691 The Guy Fawkeses. 468 00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,693 Really? That sounded like you. 469 00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,612 Think so? God, they can even do that now. 470 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,866 Well, all the more reason to not get you mixed up in all this. 471 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,669 You know, online hacking I can deal with, 472 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:21,919 it's just the day that they show up 473 00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:23,453 in person that I'm dreading. 474 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,623 But you can't live in fear, so... let's go. 475 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,333 Whatever happens, happens. 476 00:19:28,625 --> 00:19:31,044 But two other Bluths were living in fear, 477 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,504 and perhaps that's why 478 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,381 they soon found themselves entangled 479 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,800 with an old friend... 480 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,552 Oh, that hurt. 481 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,345 whom they soon recognized. 482 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,265 I'm sorry, sir. Are you... Stan Sitwell? 483 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,975 Who was immediately fearful. 484 00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,240 Oh, my God, George Bluth. 485 00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,939 Shh. I'm not George Bluth. 486 00:19:47,940 --> 00:19:49,139 Act like we're strangers. 487 00:19:49,140 --> 00:19:50,250 - Yeah. - Please don't hurt me. 488 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:52,399 I don't want any trouble. I'm getting out of here today. 489 00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,943 Oh, I know how you feel. I broke out of prison today. 490 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,111 Hey, uh, Stan? 491 00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,280 Could we stay at your place? 492 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,033 You're taking me as a hostage in case the cops see us? 493 00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:03,076 Hey, guy, I wouldn't know about that. 494 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,578 - We can pretend we're cousins. - Cousins? 495 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:05,787 Yes. 496 00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,457 Yeah, Cousin Stan, let's walk, okay? 497 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:09,666 Inside, outside, 498 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,043 inside, outside... 499 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,170 Right behind you, cousin-father. 500 00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:19,718 And George Michael arrived at Fakeblock, 501 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:22,179 ready to act afraid of the Guy Fawkeses. 502 00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:25,224 - When do we want it? - Stop tracking us! 503 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,352 - Make a chain! - This is all on me. 504 00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:30,562 - We're still protesting! - Oh. 505 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,523 You hired a bunch of foxy guys to protest me 506 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,652 because I said I hated hot guys. 507 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,695 "Rebel."Unfair." 508 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,739 - I was reading that as rebel. - Oh, my God, 509 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,659 - it's Rebel Alley. We love you. - Oh. 510 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,244 Yes, I went as you for Halloween last year. 511 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,120 - Can we get a picture? - Do you mind? 512 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,664 Dangerous Cousins is my favorite movie. 513 00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,624 - Mine t... - I will. 514 00:20:50,707 --> 00:20:52,751 I want to see everything else you've got inside. Come on. 515 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:53,919 Might not be anybody in there. 516 00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:56,129 They wouldn't have crossed the picket lines. 517 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:58,380 Oh, well, you never know with nerds. Come on. 518 00:20:58,460 --> 00:20:59,760 If you want to see a big empty room, 519 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,780 we'll take a look, but uh, just... I just know my guys. 520 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,014 But George Michael was in for another surprise. 521 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,434 Yeah. 522 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:13,689 Oh, my goodness. Fakeblock is so impressive. 523 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,691 - Yeah. - I mean, Fakeblock's incredible. 524 00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:17,734 - Fakeblock is... - Yeah, Fakeblock is real. 525 00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,905 It's my place. 526 00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,617 And back at the cottage, Lucille was in 527 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,536 for a surprise as well. 528 00:21:29,162 --> 00:21:32,666 Lucille, my lady, my love. 529 00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,835 Do you remember our first date, 530 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:36,920 at that little Italian restaurant? 531 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,755 Do you remember what I said to you? 532 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,133 "How did I ever find you?" 533 00:21:48,598 --> 00:21:52,185 You took me for Chinese. The Italian place was the first time 534 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,355 I caught you with your secretary, and you asked, 535 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,316 "How did you ever find me?" 536 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,989 That's it. All right. Get out. 537 00:22:04,072 --> 00:22:05,615 Go back to the Macaroni Grill. 538 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,077 I, uh, also brought you some leftovers. 539 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,955 I'm busy, George. What do you want? 540 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:16,460 I want you, Lucille. 541 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,879 In what way, George? 542 00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,399 Sexually? 543 00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,420 Yes. 544 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,342 Sexual-ish-ly. 545 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,178 Look, here's the deal. 546 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:29,890 - I can't... get hard. I... - Live without me. 547 00:22:30,390 --> 00:22:33,018 It's really getting hard, uh, to live without you. 548 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:36,938 We really need each other right now, because Buster 549 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:39,691 is on the lam. His first prison break. 550 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,318 I remember when he just started talking. 551 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,320 He better not have started talking. 552 00:22:43,403 --> 00:22:46,365 No, I meant originally. Like, when he was three. 553 00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:48,200 - Five. - Five. 554 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,993 He didn't say a word until we fired the wet nurse. 555 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,871 He didn't stop talking about that for three years. 556 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:56,500 - Until we caved. - You see, this is the stuff. 557 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,835 That makes life worth living? 558 00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:01,838 I was actually gonna say that we should keep from the DA, 559 00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,591 but can you tell me why life is worth living again? 560 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:06,843 See, that's just it. 561 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:09,320 I'm trying to have some kind of a life. 562 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:12,720 Mm. With Dustin Radler, the beach rat. 563 00:23:13,016 --> 00:23:14,726 What's the deal? You in love with this guy? 564 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:16,895 We're having fun, George. 565 00:23:16,978 --> 00:23:18,688 Because he's fun. 566 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:21,570 He loves music, he plays me songs on the guitar. 567 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:22,620 You know, hey, 568 00:23:22,630 --> 00:23:25,195 I just brought the assistant manager 569 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:28,865 of the Macaroni Grill over here during his lunch shift. 570 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,534 It set me back a sawbuck. 571 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:34,121 It's a third of what you are giving me to live off these days. 572 00:23:34,204 --> 00:23:37,332 Yeah, that's another thing Dusty doesn't complain about, 573 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,440 his allowance. 574 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:40,252 You give him an allowance? 575 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,838 He doesn't get one. He's very wealthy. 576 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,923 He made a lot of money in his law career. 577 00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:47,509 And he's fun. He surfs. 578 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:51,430 He does things. He's alive, George. 579 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,390 I'm alive. 580 00:23:53,473 --> 00:23:55,642 Only because Michael drives an electric car. 581 00:23:56,017 --> 00:24:00,647 Trust me, the whole "trying to kill yourself" thing, turn off. 582 00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,315 I think I need to show you 583 00:24:02,399 --> 00:24:06,570 that I am a fun guy who likes to laugh 584 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,990 and is open to not killing himself. 585 00:24:10,073 --> 00:24:12,242 I don't call it that, I call it "a cry for help," 586 00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,828 but I think help has just arrived and it's saying, 587 00:24:14,911 --> 00:24:17,956 - "Cry for fun!" - Don't cry at all. 588 00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:20,375 Don't cry. Don't die. 589 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,586 And have some fun. 590 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:25,088 Wow, thank you. 591 00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:27,132 Okay, I'm gonna... I'm gonna go to the beach now. 592 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:31,011 I'm gonna have a ball! 593 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,390 I don't know what's going on, but I feel like a 55-year-old. 594 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,517 Well, so do I. 595 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,728 And he's showing up to take me out for dinner later, 596 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,188 so I need to get ready. 597 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,984 Okay. Well... don't cry. 598 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,571 Don't die. And have some fun. 599 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:53,366 Hurt people, hurt people. 600 00:24:55,827 --> 00:24:58,205 On the next Arrested Development... 601 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:00,999 George Sr., hoping his wife is watching, 602 00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:04,503 - goes to the beach to have fun. - Hello. I would like an hour 603 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,588 on the funnest thing you have. 604 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,006 We got a tandem bike. 605 00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:11,343 Unless you're alone, then it's the saddest thing. 606 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:13,887 Uh, second-funnest thing you have. 607 00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:15,972 We got the ball. 608 00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:19,434 And soon, finds himself having a ball. 609 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,520 Don't cry, don't die. Don't cry, don't die. 610 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,230 Help me. 611 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,356 Don't die! 612 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:27,359 Don't cry, don't die. 613 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,736 It sounds like he said, "Don't help me." 614 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:31,696 - I heard, "Help me die." - Excuse me! 615 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,698 Either way, it looks like he's having fun. 616 00:25:33,782 --> 00:25:36,576 - I'm gonna die. - No maritime law against that. 617 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:37,786 Dolphins! 618 00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:40,747 Oh! Hey, we got dolphins. Let's hit it. Yes! 619 00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:43,458 Die! Was that a boat? 620 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,044 And Gob goes on a religious program... 621 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:48,755 Anyway, that's why I came here. I'm ready to convert. 622 00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:50,215 to be religiously deprogrammed. 623 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:52,551 - Oh. - Our church runs a program 624 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,469 that sees confused men 625 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:57,180 - through a very difficult time. - Perfect. 626 00:25:57,264 --> 00:26:00,183 Sign me up for that. 627 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:02,477 This isn't one of those places where, like, 628 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:04,604 they get you to quit smoking by making you smoke 629 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,314 tons of cigarettes until you're like, "Oh, no, 630 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,483 no more, no more... " You know what I mean? 631 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,236 - I don't want you to think I'm a whore. - No. 632 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,822 No one would suggest that. Um, 633 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:16,459 - shall we get on our knees? - Oh, are we starting? 634 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,540 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...