1 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,179 George Sr. had convinced his wife 2 00:00:13,263 --> 00:00:15,724 to join him in their search for a son... 3 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:17,684 Nobody's chasing him. What's the big deal? 4 00:00:17,767 --> 00:00:19,394 who thought he'd broken out of prison. 5 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:21,104 Well, we just want to find him 6 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,231 before he does something stupid. 7 00:00:23,314 --> 00:00:25,108 Well, stupider. 8 00:00:25,191 --> 00:00:26,735 - My left, your right. - Your left, my right. 9 00:00:26,818 --> 00:00:29,154 Although, it is the only way to ride one of those... 10 00:00:29,237 --> 00:00:31,990 We have to get these manacles off. We have to find a hardware store. 11 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:33,533 when you're chained to a guy. 12 00:00:33,616 --> 00:00:35,035 - My right, your right. - My right, my left. 13 00:00:35,118 --> 00:00:36,619 I remember there's a hardware store... 14 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:38,455 my left, your right... or a Build-A-Bear 15 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,415 I used to go to, but that was, like, let me think, 16 00:00:40,498 --> 00:00:42,208 Justin Be-Bear is seven... 17 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:43,960 that was, like, seven years ago. 18 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,045 Your left, my right. 19 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,629 Why do you think he'd be at the mall? 20 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:50,550 Well, the last time Buster ran away, he came here. 21 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,469 And this is where his favorite stores are. 22 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,180 There's Drink-A-Juice and there's Paint-A-Plate 23 00:00:55,263 --> 00:00:56,848 and Build-A-Bear and... 24 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:59,184 Oh, there's a tiny train. 25 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,519 Now, admittedly, he's not 28 anymore, 26 00:01:01,603 --> 00:01:02,687 - but... - No, you're right. 27 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,939 But don't you think he would've smelled me by now? 28 00:01:05,023 --> 00:01:07,192 Oh, good point. Maybe the Popcorn Plantation 29 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:08,568 is masking your scent. 30 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,945 Ooh, we gotta get you out of the food court. 31 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,073 Now the story of a wealthy family 32 00:01:13,156 --> 00:01:16,367 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 33 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,651 but to keep them all together. 34 00:01:24,060 --> 00:01:25,829 It's Arrested Development. 35 00:01:25,830 --> 00:01:29,280 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 36 00:01:30,632 --> 00:01:32,092 Buster was missing, 37 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,385 and George Sr. was eager to make it look like 38 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:37,138 - that was something he cared about... - Oh, wow! 39 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,515 in order to woo his wife. 40 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:39,808 Didn't I used to have one? 41 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:41,559 Yes, but it was real. 42 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:44,521 That's what it was. 43 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,189 - Let's get one. - Which is how Lucille 44 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,191 - thought of a way... - Can you make one of those 45 00:01:48,274 --> 00:01:49,651 from a wallet photo? 46 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:50,902 to let Buster know 47 00:01:50,985 --> 00:01:52,529 the authorities weren't after him 48 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,280 - and get a little dig in. - Let's go. 49 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,130 I have a better idea. 50 00:01:57,158 --> 00:01:59,869 Why don't you just pick out anything you want? 51 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:02,664 George, we should not be spending money. 52 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:05,750 We owe it to the Chinese, and if we don't get them their money, 53 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,669 they're going to be looking for us. 54 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:09,587 Well, I wouldn't worry about that because I have Michael 55 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:10,755 at the Bluth Company 56 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,841 going through the books, and he's gonna free up 57 00:02:12,924 --> 00:02:13,925 some cash. 58 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,469 You have Michael looking through our books? 59 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:19,960 Where he had recently discovered and printed... 60 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:21,060 A map. 61 00:02:21,070 --> 00:02:23,643 a very provocative piece of evidence. 62 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:24,811 There's only one way to find out. 63 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:28,106 And so, Michael set out to get conclusive evidence 64 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:30,358 that his parents were building a wall. 65 00:02:31,693 --> 00:02:33,987 Unfortunately, the speed of the printer 66 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,905 made it very clear why 67 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,199 Two Hour Teeth went out of business. 68 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:04,809 - Come on! - Come on! Let's go. 69 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,353 Tobias and his family 70 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,731 were also playing a waiting game 71 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:12,734 during business hours in the Tent City where they had found 72 00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:14,402 - a new home. - You know, if you add water 73 00:03:14,485 --> 00:03:15,528 - to the freeze-dried ground beef... - Shh. 74 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:17,363 it tastes just as good as any hamburger 75 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:18,990 - I've ever had underwater. - Shh. That was meant to last 76 00:03:19,073 --> 00:03:20,283 all week. 77 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,659 Oh. Oh, duh. 78 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,286 Damn. Well, you know what? 79 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:25,747 I saw a guy pushing a shopping cart full of supplies in it. 80 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:29,209 That's what I'm talking about. When he leaves it, I'll grab his cart. 81 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:32,712 But as it turns out, Tobias had been squatting 82 00:03:32,795 --> 00:03:35,089 - in the very chain store... - Oh, it's right here. 83 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,258 where his brother-in-law was now trying 84 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,469 to repair a chain problem. 85 00:03:39,552 --> 00:03:41,387 Yeah, I see the problem. 86 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,598 The leg chains are all mixed up with the bike chain. 87 00:03:43,681 --> 00:03:44,807 I could cut the bike chain 88 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,060 - if you want. We have a bolt cutter. - Can't we untangle it? 89 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:48,728 It's a rental. 90 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,355 - Do you have time to wait? - You know, 91 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,357 maybe we could check out that popcorn place. 92 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:56,986 Am I crazy, or am I smelling popcorn and Chanel No. 5 butter? 93 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,404 Can we go get some popcorn 94 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,906 and just leave the bike? 95 00:03:59,989 --> 00:04:02,700 - I'd have to cut the leg chains. - Leg chains? No. 96 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:05,995 These are stage manacles. We were in a play. 97 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:07,747 Well, if they're from a play, 98 00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:09,707 - they're probably not even locked. - What? 99 00:04:09,791 --> 00:04:12,585 Have you guys even tried, uh, just unclamping? 100 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,878 Are you kidding me? 101 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:16,839 We didn't even check. 102 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,301 Ironically, finding out they weren't shackled 103 00:04:20,635 --> 00:04:22,679 was a bonding moment for the men. 104 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:24,430 That would've saved time when we were trying 105 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:26,683 - to get the pants over our heads. - What's good about this 106 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,142 is they're looking for two guys 107 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,978 who are manacled together on the run. 108 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,021 - Ah. - The Inside-Outside Bandits. 109 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:36,234 So are we saying that it's safer to go our separate ways? 110 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:39,320 - Is that what you're saying? - I guess so. But, I mean, 111 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,822 - where will you go? - Well, 112 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,700 realistically I could sniff out Mother somehow, 113 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,577 but she wouldn't want me. Maybe I'm better in prison. 114 00:04:46,661 --> 00:04:48,454 I'm no good on my own. 115 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:55,712 Look, I'm not... I'm not in a hurry to, you know, go it alone. 116 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,423 I mean, if you want to hang out, I mean... 117 00:04:58,506 --> 00:04:59,674 - You mean it? - Sure. 118 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:01,175 - Where would we go? - Oh, I mean, 119 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,177 we like the same things. We could go 120 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:05,305 anywhere we want. I mean, the most important thing 121 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:06,431 - is that we're outside. - Inside. 122 00:05:06,514 --> 00:05:07,515 - Outside. - Inside. 123 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,309 - Hmm. - Meanwhile, 124 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:12,437 another father-son team had had just about enough 125 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:13,896 of their time together... 126 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:19,027 - Please be done. - I think it's good. 127 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,946 when the printing process finally concluded. 128 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:26,492 - It is a wall. - Oh, shoot, know what? 129 00:05:26,576 --> 00:05:28,619 We didn't uncheck "Make Background Tongue." 130 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,913 I mean, why do they even call it Two Hour Teeth? 131 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,125 And the Inside-Outside Bandits found a solution... 132 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,080 - Feels like we're outside. - It feels like we're inside. 133 00:05:36,100 --> 00:05:38,129 to their temperamental mismatch. 134 00:05:38,212 --> 00:05:39,672 - Sort of meets all our needs. - Yeah. 135 00:05:39,922 --> 00:05:41,966 Are you hungry? 'Cause there's some dried food 136 00:05:42,050 --> 00:05:44,469 out there that's still technically everybody's. 137 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:47,221 You don't think we should wait until the store closes? 138 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:50,016 I mean, we're technically in their display. 139 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:51,517 Okay, here's what we do. 140 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:55,271 When I go out, you just be still, and if anyone looks in, 141 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,440 you pretend like you're a mannequin. 142 00:05:57,530 --> 00:05:58,560 Can you do that? 143 00:05:58,570 --> 00:06:00,860 You're looking at a boy who faked a coma 144 00:06:00,943 --> 00:06:03,154 for two weeks to get out of a spelling bee. 145 00:06:03,237 --> 00:06:04,947 As the final group of the spelling bee 146 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,407 - makes its way to the stage... - That was 147 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:07,784 to get out of testifying. 148 00:06:07,867 --> 00:06:09,619 No, that was a three-month coma. 149 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:12,455 - Another no-show to testify... - Hey, before I go, 150 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,499 if something happens out there, and I get caught 151 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,793 and I don't come back, I just want to tell you that... 152 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,129 this... this... being with you has been... 153 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:23,591 ah, it's been... 154 00:06:23,674 --> 00:06:25,385 I cherish it. 155 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:28,221 My son. 156 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,559 All right, fine. Be that way. 157 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:37,063 Meanwhile, Lucille had taken a phone call 158 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,606 from the Chinese investors... 159 00:06:38,689 --> 00:06:41,192 she was eager not to upset. 160 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:45,140 Well, the Chinese want dinner with us. 161 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,350 They're in town? 162 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,355 They want to go over plans for the wall. 163 00:06:48,356 --> 00:06:49,534 Wait. 164 00:06:49,617 --> 00:06:52,203 Did you tell them we don't have Lindsay? We lost the election. 165 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:55,540 We can't catch a break on this. 166 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:58,376 It makes you not even want to do business with a hostile nation. 167 00:06:58,876 --> 00:07:00,586 They're gonna demand their money, and... 168 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,672 Oh, this dinner is not going to be fun. 169 00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:06,217 But being fun was something George was eager to prove. 170 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:09,387 Know what looks like fun? That tandem bicycle built for two. 171 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:12,890 - How much fun would that be? - What are you, nuts? 172 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:14,392 I have to call the restaurant. 173 00:07:14,475 --> 00:07:16,811 You call. I'm gonna check out the Tent City. 174 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,439 They have tandem bikes. Boy, would we have fun on that. 175 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:23,380 And that's when George Sr. did find 176 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:25,420 the more fun version of himself... 177 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,073 His brother, Oscar. 178 00:07:30,658 --> 00:07:31,742 Hey. 179 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:36,080 I should've gone to the Tent City in Santa Ana. 180 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,183 You have Buster stashed away somewhere. 181 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,418 What do you mean, in a tent? 182 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:42,837 Are you gonna turn me in? 183 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:47,758 No one's chasing you, okay? Buster's a free man. Here's proof. 184 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,469 They throw these in with the posters. 185 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,971 Actually, he's not technically free. 186 00:07:52,050 --> 00:07:54,240 He still has to officially sign out from prison 187 00:07:54,250 --> 00:07:56,893 and pay their $75 process fee. 188 00:07:57,435 --> 00:08:00,229 So, hey, Daddy, you're the one paying. 189 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:01,959 Gee, I'm kind of sorry 190 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,525 my time with Buster has to come to an end. 191 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:06,736 - We're getting close. - Tell me about it. 192 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,614 I'm trying to win back Lucille, but it's a little tough right now. 193 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,157 I'm fighting against the competition. 194 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:12,533 What, is she dating? 195 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,327 No, I'm talking about Buster. 196 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:18,247 And we're really bonding over this "we miss our son" bullshit. 197 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:21,751 Well, I'll tell you what. You front me the $75 to sign him 198 00:08:21,834 --> 00:08:24,837 out of prison, maybe we keep this "Buster's on the run" charade 199 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:26,255 going a little longer. 200 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,758 And so a deal was made. 201 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:32,011 But before Oscar could even not share the news with Buster 202 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,763 that they weren't on the run, 203 00:08:33,846 --> 00:08:37,934 Tobias would not solve a mystery he wasn't trying to solve himself. 204 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,685 Oh, sorry, wrong tent. I... 205 00:08:39,769 --> 00:08:41,979 What am I doing, apologizing to a mannequin that looks like... 206 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:45,066 - Buster? - Oh, guys, keep it down. 207 00:08:45,316 --> 00:08:47,735 I can hear you all the way in cano... 208 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:51,948 What are you doing here? 209 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,075 - Tobias? - I live here. 210 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:56,494 - So do we. - Oh, not for long. 211 00:08:56,577 --> 00:08:58,329 Rumor has it they're gonna knock down these tents 212 00:08:58,412 --> 00:09:01,123 - and put in a Santa Ski Village. - Wow. 213 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,501 Seems like we were just celebrating the second of July. 214 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:05,419 We're already talking about December 19. 215 00:09:05,503 --> 00:09:07,755 Well, we're definitely still on the run. 216 00:09:07,838 --> 00:09:09,524 Too bad we can't go back to Maeby's. 217 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:13,386 She had quite a sweet setup over at the Spotted Palm. 218 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,763 My daughter has a place at the Spotted Palm? 219 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:16,846 Yeah. 220 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,753 She should get better acquainted with her sibling 221 00:09:19,754 --> 00:09:20,893 and mother impersonator. 222 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,271 No, you have to be 55 and older. 223 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:24,939 Well, that sounds like a challenge 224 00:09:25,022 --> 00:09:28,109 to any family that wasn't a ragtag troupe of folks 225 00:09:28,192 --> 00:09:30,194 whom I wish to become actors. 226 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,741 As it turned out, Tobias's daughter, Maeby, 227 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,244 had been playing a part herself, 228 00:09:38,327 --> 00:09:41,122 although she was eager to recast the love interest. 229 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,040 Hey, how we feeling? 230 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,333 Any better? 231 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:45,626 - I don't know. - The doctor said 232 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,795 the headache should be gone at this point. 233 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,630 But I'm having trouble tracking time. 234 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,340 But I guess it's only been a day 235 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,551 - since the accident, right? - Oh, my God. 236 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:55,886 I can't believe you're asking me this again. 237 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,306 - Have I asked before? - He hadn't. 238 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:01,559 - Every month. - Oh, no. That can't be 239 00:10:01,642 --> 00:10:03,144 - right. - Right. 240 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,104 See? You always say "right." 241 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,930 I'm sorry, it's just, 242 00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:09,233 Stan, we've gone over this so many times. 243 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,818 No, they hadn't. 244 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:13,821 In fact, this had only happened a few hours earlier. 245 00:10:13,904 --> 00:10:15,573 Oh. 246 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,451 - I must seem like a broken record. - Old man. 247 00:10:19,702 --> 00:10:21,996 You also always say "old man." 248 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:26,459 Listen, Stan, this isn't easy for me to say. 249 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:30,296 I've let you stay here because I felt responsible for... 250 00:10:31,797 --> 00:10:33,299 coming in just as those two men 251 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,259 hit you over the head, which you thought was me. 252 00:10:35,509 --> 00:10:38,638 And it wasn't because I was just trying to stop them, you know? 253 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,598 But before that, 254 00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,558 we did end things between us. 255 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,352 I know, but maybe 256 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:47,480 there's some spark, there's some way that we can rekindle, 257 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:49,440 now that I'm alone and you're alone, and... 258 00:10:49,523 --> 00:10:51,108 Right, we're alone. 259 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,277 I don't have two criminals to pin it on. 260 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,738 Maybe we can try again. 261 00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:59,700 I was trying, Stan, okay? 262 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,411 It's over. It is over! 263 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,580 A real lady lets it itch. 264 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,832 She doesn't jam two fingers... Voices up. 265 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:10,044 Hi, I'm Mrs. Featherbottom. 266 00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,299 I'm Bev. 267 00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:19,804 And I'm Mrs. Bettywhite. 268 00:11:23,540 --> 00:11:26,960 We're just three... 56-year-old women 269 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:30,314 looking for a place to rest our weary asses. 270 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,191 Oh, 271 00:11:32,274 --> 00:11:35,569 Hello. 272 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,782 Back at the cottage, George Sr. kept up the illusion 273 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:42,243 that he had no idea where Buster was. 274 00:11:42,326 --> 00:11:44,745 I don't know about you, but I'm... I'm so worried 275 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,288 that I can't keep looking anymore. 276 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,500 Me, too. We have to take care of ourselves. 277 00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,503 Why don't we just order some dinner in? What do you think of that? 278 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,423 George, it's two o'clock. Go home. 279 00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:57,400 I was thinking, it could be a, um, 280 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:59,740 dry run for tomorrow night's dinner 281 00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:01,887 with the Chinese. They're gonna be looking at us, 282 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:05,391 Lucille, very closely, and we have to be a real team. 283 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,268 You know, in the Chinese culture, 284 00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:11,439 a good marriage portends a good business relationship. 285 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:12,980 I think I can eat a piece of fish 286 00:12:12,990 --> 00:12:15,020 without giving away how I loathe you. 287 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:16,861 Whoops. Now, see? 288 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:20,906 It's those little inadvertent slips I fear 289 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:24,410 will come out tomorrow night if we go in cold. 290 00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:27,204 Well, then it's a good thing I've asked my friend to stop by, 291 00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:30,624 who happens to be an expert on the Far East, as it turns out. 292 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,085 - Your friend, you don't... - Oh, Dusty. 293 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,838 Have you ever met George, my soon-to-be ex-husband? 294 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,965 - Ah. - They had met, 295 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:39,925 when George, after a failed attempt 296 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,052 at ocean balling to impress his wife, 297 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:44,764 gerbilled up to the beach that had been under the domain 298 00:12:44,847 --> 00:12:46,891 - of a surf gang called... - Get out of here! 299 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,809 - ... the Newport Bay Boys. - Locals only! 300 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:51,187 What's your business on the beach, bro? 301 00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,273 I'm, uh, visiting... 302 00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:58,068 visiting my wife, Lucille Bluth, and I just... 303 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,403 - What? - Yeah. 304 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:01,155 Well, that's why you look familiar. 305 00:13:01,238 --> 00:13:03,532 I helped her take down all your pictures. 306 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,577 You're Dustin Radler. 307 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:09,079 Out here, it's Dusty. 308 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:11,165 Sorry about the confusion, man. 309 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,750 Yeah, this beach has always been known 310 00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,877 as territory of the Newport Bay Boys. 311 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,506 Okay, uh, I'll just... I'll find my way out of... 312 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,382 No, no, you're not using those steps. 313 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,802 Those steps are just for the feet of the Bay Boys. 314 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,386 Get back in the ball, dude. 315 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,681 But I... I... I ca... 316 00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:29,517 Okay. Could you tell Lucille, uh... 317 00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:31,393 that I... I died... 318 00:13:32,603 --> 00:13:34,438 doing something that looked fun? 319 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,192 - Ay. - The Bay Boy? 320 00:13:38,275 --> 00:13:39,860 I ought to throw this guy out of here. 321 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,363 This is the goddamn expert? Because the only thing he's expert at 322 00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,615 is getting sand out of his trunks 323 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,367 and pissing on another man's tree. 324 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,828 - And the law. - And I play some guitar. 325 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,832 And I know a lot about Eastern culture, too. I surfed in 'Nam. 326 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:55,167 - Oh, you served in Vietnam? - Surfed. 327 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,836 I surfed in Vietnam. 328 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:58,504 Two group tours. 329 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:01,120 Picked up a lot, too. Mostly tchotchkes, 330 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,467 but some cultural elements, too. 331 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:05,302 He knows what he's talking about, George. 332 00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:08,430 We went for sushi last night, and he never touched his fork. 333 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,058 Well, a little bit for the rice. It's the hard part. 334 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:12,643 But not when the guy was looking. 335 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,562 He didn't want to insult the employees. 336 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,357 You know, with all these Asia-y cultures and, uh, whatnot, 337 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,609 they all are interested in honor. 338 00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:24,029 They all understand that your opponent needs to save face, 339 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,323 for this is the only way you, yourself, 340 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,492 - will save face. - Oh. 341 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,369 So, I just want to be clear with you. 342 00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,940 If you think that I enjoy 343 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,880 being put in the position of ridiculing you, 344 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,750 intimidating you, emasculating you, 345 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,460 you're wrong, little guy. 346 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,254 - Could you... - Wrong. 347 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:43,549 Could you excuse us for just one mom... I'm gonna talk to my wife. 348 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,886 Yes. I will give you that respect. 349 00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:49,722 Maybe I'll just go upstairs and watch the big TV. 350 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,515 But someone else would soon show up 351 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,809 who was tired of being emasculated. 352 00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,477 Ah, of course. 353 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,479 I knew you would both be here. 354 00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:00,149 Michael, finally. We need this money. 355 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,735 So, uh, how's that going? Did you... Did you find anything? 356 00:15:02,818 --> 00:15:05,613 You could say that. Yeah. You both wanted me to go look 357 00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,020 at the books, but I guess you didn't think 358 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:10,534 that I was smart enough to find this. 359 00:15:11,535 --> 00:15:16,081 This was a file on a computer drive called "Gated Community." 360 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,459 - What is that? - Don't play dumb. 361 00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,240 What's playing dumb? 362 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:22,546 Stop it. You know exactly what this is. 363 00:15:22,570 --> 00:15:24,340 This is a border wall 364 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,800 between Mexico and America. 365 00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,053 That doesn't look like a mouth to you? 366 00:15:29,136 --> 00:15:31,805 Well, you gotta get rid of the tongue setting, and anyway, 367 00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,974 but on a regular printer, I have more than enough proof 368 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,018 that you guys are building a wall. 369 00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,436 The wall, okay? 370 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:39,188 Between America and Mexico. 371 00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:41,340 A wall, by the way, that you once claimed 372 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,566 - to be on the other side of. - No. 373 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:46,278 The property is on the other side of the wall. 374 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:49,448 Th... That's all over now because the Mexican Romney said 375 00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,658 no refundo. 376 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,785 I mean, we can't even pay back the investors. 377 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,495 They're Chinese. 378 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,413 There's Chinese Romneys? 379 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:59,416 No, the only Romneys are the Mexican Romneys. 380 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,502 - Well, and the regular Romneys. - Well, I mean, yes. 381 00:16:01,585 --> 00:16:03,379 Obviously the... the regular Romneys, but... 382 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,965 So you spent Chinese money that you cannot return, 383 00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:09,009 and you wanted me to look in the books, so that I would 384 00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,740 do the right thing for the family 385 00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:13,097 and offer to sell off Sudden Valley? 386 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:16,016 The only thing that you cannot sell off without me, right? 387 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,185 And then what, you give the money to the Chinese? 388 00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:20,729 We just wanted to tell them where we were first going 389 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,065 to build a... a model wall, a prototype. 390 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,067 By that time, there will have been the election, 391 00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:26,860 and Hillary doesn't want a wall. 392 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:28,862 Yes, that is a good point. 393 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:32,533 I wish her voice weren't so grating. Oh, that voice! 394 00:16:32,616 --> 00:16:34,076 Shrillary. 395 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,829 You okay? Is everybody all right? 396 00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,038 Yeah, we're fine. Go on. 397 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,832 - Go on upstairs. - Right on. 398 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:43,085 I got an idea. Why don't you just try being honest with the Chinese? 399 00:16:45,580 --> 00:16:46,650 In what way? 400 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,340 You tell them the truth, Dad. 401 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,551 - What truth? - You made a mistake. 402 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,094 You lost the money. You feel bad. 403 00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,179 Nothing you can do. You hope they understand. 404 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,600 I have no idea what you're talking about. 405 00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,144 Oh, good. You better figure it out, 406 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,438 'cause I'm not gonna let you ruin the family again. 407 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,189 This generation. 408 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,775 They go to one therapy session, and all of a sudden 409 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,402 their parents are "terrible people," 410 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:10,279 because they once sold tract homes to... 411 00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,197 God, who even remembers now? 412 00:17:13,991 --> 00:17:15,075 Saddam Hussein. 413 00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:16,869 Yeah. So... I mean, something like that. 414 00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,455 Michael's parents weren't the only ones 415 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,206 using him for Sudden Valley, 416 00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,666 as Oscar, who was trying to convince Buster 417 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,334 they were still fugitives, 418 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:26,670 had agreed to move into the attic. 419 00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,049 Are you sure nobody saw us get in the truck once we found it? 420 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,593 Yeah, can you believe we finally come across the getaway truck, 421 00:17:32,676 --> 00:17:35,596 right after we find out we're no longer, uh... 422 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,639 I mean, I hope not. 423 00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,350 - Me, too. Me, too. - It didn't help things 424 00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,144 when your hand flew off on the 405, but... 425 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,729 Well, it's probably behind the seat. 426 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,314 And did you notice that banner? 427 00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:48,609 It said, "Welcome Home From Prison Again, Buster." 428 00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,945 I mean, it's like, did they expect me to come home from prison? 429 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,698 Yeah. I think they were just being ironic. 430 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,158 - I mean, it's like a... - Oh. 431 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:57,951 A not-surprise party. 432 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:01,371 Like if Buster was coming home, he'd expect a surprise party, 433 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,040 so it wouldn't be a surprise. Since he's in jail, 434 00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,760 we're gonna throw a party and not tell him 435 00:18:04,770 --> 00:18:05,918 since there won't be guests. 436 00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,212 - Yep. - Well, 437 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,631 I am surprised she went through all that trouble. 438 00:18:11,048 --> 00:18:12,716 - Oh, so I guess it worked. - Mm-hmm. 439 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,927 But I hope this is okay for you. 440 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,220 - Oh. - 'Cause it might be 441 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,846 a couple of months. 442 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,933 Oh, we're not gonna be up here for a couple of months. 443 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,310 I mean, I can't do that. I mean, that's... For me, 444 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:26,021 - that's, uh, pretty scary. - No. 445 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:29,274 Because we're the Inside-Outside Bandits, 446 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:33,362 and the only thing that scares us is not being safe and cozy. 447 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,073 A guy could have a mighty nice life up here. 448 00:18:36,156 --> 00:18:40,744 Do you... You want us to die here together? 449 00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,789 You're hungry. 450 00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:46,583 I'll go downstairs and get us some food. 451 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,753 - How does gummies sound? - Necessary. 452 00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,755 I don't get it. 453 00:18:53,882 --> 00:18:56,343 But the model house had another visitor. 454 00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:02,391 Good, Buster. I saw your truck. 455 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:04,601 Glad you're here. Hey, uh... 456 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:09,356 So I'm gonna kind of need your help 457 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:12,276 with a little, uh, "magic trick" of sorts. 458 00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:13,777 So, favor. 459 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,405 I cannot do you a favor, Gob. 460 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,866 I am on the lam. I escaped from jail. 461 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:22,077 Escaped. Yeah, I don't think so. 462 00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:24,830 - They released you, Buster. - No. 463 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:28,500 - Oscar freed me. - I don't think so. 464 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,211 Uh, I think I'd know if I wasn't on the lam. 465 00:19:31,295 --> 00:19:33,755 I mean, unless he happened to do that exactly 466 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,632 when I was released, so I thought I was running, 467 00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:37,718 - but... wasn't. - Right. 468 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,387 But that would also be what exactly what happened, but... 469 00:19:40,470 --> 00:19:42,306 Yeah, but Oscar and I are living in the attic. 470 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:45,767 I mean, that's because I'm a wanted man. 471 00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:48,020 Impossible. You weren't even a wanted child. 472 00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,522 Which reminded Buster of the poster 473 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,983 he'd seen earlier that day at the mall, 474 00:19:53,066 --> 00:19:55,694 and which he now realized had another meaning. 475 00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,362 So no one's out there looking for me? 476 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,865 But if that's true, I guess technically 477 00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:01,825 now we don't have to live in the attic. 478 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:05,245 So I'll just go back to living with George Sr. as my father, 479 00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:08,749 and then Oscar can go back to his life with... without me. 480 00:20:09,833 --> 00:20:11,418 Well, that's good news for him, huh? 481 00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:12,711 Please don't tell him. 482 00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:16,215 He's... He's in my life now, and... and I know it's not honest, 483 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,383 but I want to kind of keep that going a bit longer. 484 00:20:21,094 --> 00:20:22,554 Your secret is safe with me, Buster. 485 00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,015 No strings attached. 486 00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:27,726 - Aw. - If... 487 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:31,772 you help me get rid of this big, dead-body-shaped thing. 488 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,815 - What is it? - I just told you, it's... 489 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,108 Mm. 490 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,820 It's from a magician friend. It was part of his big... 491 00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,534 his big final farewell disappearing act. 492 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:48,163 Need I remind you, Buster, that as my one-time assistant, 493 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:51,333 you are still bound by the magician's assistant oath. 494 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:55,796 Mm. Say no more. 495 00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:01,969 - Bye, Oscar. - I'm on the phone! 496 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,554 On the next Arrested Development... 497 00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:09,101 Gob makes good on his second obligation to the Gay Mafia, 498 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,813 by arriving for heterosexual conversion therapy... 499 00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,482 My name is Gob Bluth. I'm here for a 12:30 un-gaying. 500 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:17,567 determined to prove it doesn't work. 501 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,695 Hey, Gob. It's me, Ann's mother. 502 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:21,363 Who? 503 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,908 That's the one. So I just have some papers for you to sign. 504 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,536 Just some legalese stating that if you kill yourself 505 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,539 as a result of the therapy, it's your fault, not ours. 506 00:21:31,331 --> 00:21:35,460 Yeah. Boy, wish I could pray that sweater away. 507 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,172 Unfortunately for Gob... 508 00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,883 - Uh-oh. - ... it works a little too well. 509 00:21:44,678 --> 00:21:47,472 Oscar and Buster attempt to keep each other in the dark... 510 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,224 We should keep an eye out for cops. 511 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:50,726 I'm watching out for cops. 512 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,978 but can't resist a non-gummy dinner. 513 00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,563 So where should we go out? 514 00:21:54,646 --> 00:21:57,566 - There's a Coco's by the beach. - Oh... 515 00:21:57,649 --> 00:21:59,192 There's a Coco's in town. 516 00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,194 Let's do it. 517 00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:04,072 Although Buster decides to run an errand 518 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,532 for his brother on the way. 519 00:22:05,615 --> 00:22:07,659 Just dropping off something for Gob. 520 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,744 It'll take me a second! 521 00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:12,706 But unfortunately for Buster... 522 00:22:12,789 --> 00:22:16,543 Return from whence... you came. 523 00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:18,086 he does so from 524 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,547 a long-thought-missing piece of evidence. 525 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:25,302 Hey, the stairs on our getaway truck are pretty sticky. 526 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:28,680 I wonder if there's, like, a really tall car wash around here. 527 00:22:29,250 --> 00:22:30,259 Oh, yeah. I... 528 00:22:30,260 --> 00:22:33,226 I noticed there's a blood-like substance back there. 529 00:22:33,393 --> 00:22:36,313 But that's a tomorrow job. That's for the daytime. 530 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:40,930 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...