1 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:15,432 The courtroom at Buster Bluth's murder trial... 2 00:00:15,515 --> 00:00:18,226 - Because that child is mine. - ... had been electrified 3 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,740 after seeing a dramatic spin 4 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:23,600 - off of the Bluths' family history. - Buster Bluth has killed before 5 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:26,735 in the exact same manner he killed Lucille Austero! 6 00:00:27,110 --> 00:00:28,820 Mistrial! Mistrial! 7 00:00:28,903 --> 00:00:31,406 Yes, yes, I missed your trial! 8 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,074 But while emotions were high... 9 00:00:33,150 --> 00:00:37,060 - She can be your mother! - ... Michael noticed a subtle exchange. 10 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,879 I need you to find some videotapes. 11 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,207 They're back... in a box... 12 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,419 You do that, and we'll see 13 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,421 - about you calling me Mother. - Right. 14 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:49,591 And so, he decided to dig a little deeper. 15 00:00:49,674 --> 00:00:50,842 So, you thought 16 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,761 Mimi was talking about you. 17 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:54,260 That... That you were her child, 18 00:00:54,270 --> 00:00:55,680 and that she was gonna take you away. 19 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,308 Well, had I known that she was talking about Lindsay, 20 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,393 I would have been, like, "Goodbye, Felicia." 21 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,540 I didn't even really get close to her 22 00:01:02,550 --> 00:01:04,481 until we made soup that one time. 23 00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:07,233 Is it true? Did you push Mimi down the stairs? 24 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:11,404 I did, but nothing's gonna happen to me 'cause I'm just a boy. 25 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:14,949 How come you never said anything? 26 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:17,452 - How come Mom never told... - You leave Mother out of this. 27 00:01:17,535 --> 00:01:19,454 - She knows nothing. - Why are you protecting her? 28 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:20,997 What are you not telling me? 29 00:01:21,331 --> 00:01:23,708 I did it, but nothing's gonna happen to me 30 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,543 because I'm just a boy. 31 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:29,714 I heard that already, pal. Do not protect Mother. 32 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:33,176 This looks very, very bad. You know, Lottie is gonna make it look 33 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:36,012 like you're one of those guys that pushes old ladies down stairs. 34 00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:39,599 Lottie. She's so mean. I wish I could shove her down the st... 35 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:41,643 Hey! Shh! No more talking about shoving, pushing... 36 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:43,353 - No touching! - Or touching. 37 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:46,648 - Yeah, feel it. It's a rental. - Let's focus on your defense. 38 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:48,775 Oh, I feel good about that. 39 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:51,903 - You do? - What I saw today in court... 40 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:53,571 blew me away. 41 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,615 What you saw in court today is gonna put you away. 42 00:01:55,990 --> 00:01:58,034 Especially after that body-dumping footage. 43 00:01:58,110 --> 00:01:59,560 I mean, what the hell was that? 44 00:01:59,570 --> 00:02:01,340 Buster had been caught on tape, 45 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:04,486 dumping a person-shaped thing into the sea 46 00:02:04,487 --> 00:02:07,168 that only moments before he'd received... 47 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:08,753 I need your help with a, uh... 48 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:10,922 - ... from Gob. - ... body-shaped thing. 49 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:12,674 It's from a magician. 50 00:02:12,757 --> 00:02:14,926 Part of his final farewell disappearing act. 51 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:17,720 Gob had last seen his friend Tony Wonder 52 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:20,431 during a sex-pref-swap illusion... 53 00:02:20,515 --> 00:02:23,268 that he'd hoped would cement their relationship. 54 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:27,188 Which, in an unexpected way, it did... 55 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:30,817 leaving Gob with the necessity of pretending he was a gay man. 56 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:32,459 He's gonna have to stay gay. 57 00:02:32,460 --> 00:02:34,160 Gob assumed he'd been ghosted. 58 00:02:34,880 --> 00:02:36,860 But after he was threatened by a group 59 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:40,326 that somewhat tongue-in-cheek called itself the Gay Mafia... 60 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,495 We know you're as straight as an Oklahoma highway. 61 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,873 his assumptions were cruelly confirmed. 62 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:46,749 And we're the ones doing the hurting. 63 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,086 In fact, it was a brutal organization that was led 64 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,755 by Lucille 2's brother, Argyle... 65 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,133 So... I have to stay gay? 66 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,760 Just for seven years. Then we'll let you age out. 67 00:02:58,260 --> 00:03:00,019 It's a lot more generous than what I did 68 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:01,806 to that last guy who faked being gay, 69 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,808 - your pal Tony Wonder. - ... who threatened 70 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,602 that, since he's so good at magic, 71 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:07,729 maybe he should make something disappear. 72 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:10,106 Is that what I think it is? 73 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:13,693 Gob kept this part from Buster, but told him it was a mannequin 74 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:16,571 and swore him to secrecy nonetheless. 75 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:20,450 Um, it was given to me, but I can't tell you by whom. 76 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,994 But Dusty thinks we're better off just ignoring it. 77 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:24,899 Yeah, I think that's a bad idea. 78 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,873 And I'm a little concerned about Dusty. 79 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:28,875 His inexperience could hurt you. And, I'm sorry, 80 00:03:28,958 --> 00:03:31,669 I cannot let that happen. Not on my watch. 81 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,298 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I saw A Few Good Men, too. 82 00:03:35,506 --> 00:03:40,678 But Dusty's the real deal. Sorry, Michael. Game recognizes game. 83 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,639 Mom is hiding something. 84 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,683 She even asked Dusty to find some secret videotapes. 85 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:46,860 You wouldn't have any idea 86 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,679 where something like that would be, would you? 87 00:03:48,680 --> 00:03:51,270 You don't have to save everyone, Michael. 88 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:53,439 Michael knew there was only one way 89 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:55,530 to get Buster to turn on his mother. 90 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,730 Okay. Don't tell me. Dusty sure won't. 91 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,156 Not after Mom told him he could call her "Mother." 92 00:04:00,531 --> 00:04:03,284 Oh, they went to the cottage. I'd check the cottage. 93 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,204 Now, the story of a wealthy family 94 00:04:06,287 --> 00:04:09,290 who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice 95 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,042 but to keep them all together. 96 00:04:16,881 --> 00:04:18,239 It's Arrested Development. 97 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:21,640 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ... 98 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:24,347 Michael arrived at the family's beach cottage 99 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:27,558 to discover that his brother's hunch was correct. 100 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,644 What are you doing? Research on the case? 101 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:32,272 Hey, Mi... Michael. Maybe you can help me. I, uh... 102 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,315 I don't know what I'm lookin' for. 103 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:38,194 Believe it or not, I don't have that much trial experience. 104 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:40,238 Yeah, sure. What are you trying to find? 105 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,824 Your mom told me to get rid of a bunch of these family tapes, 106 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:45,952 but I can't imagine she'd want to throw out all these memories. 107 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,205 She asked you to get rid of family memories? 108 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:51,624 - Why? Is that weird? - It's just that, typically, 109 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,875 the drinking does that. 110 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,840 Oh, that's good, because she called it "evidence." 111 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:58,260 But I don't think you're supposed to admit 112 00:04:58,270 --> 00:05:00,300 to destroying evidence in court. 113 00:05:00,383 --> 00:05:01,509 - Sure. - Again, I... 114 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:04,595 don't have that much trial experience. 115 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,931 - Yeah. Hey, why don't we see... - Yeah. 116 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,808 - ... what's in this box? - Oh, well, my mom... 117 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,865 your mom said that I'm supposed to be 118 00:05:10,866 --> 00:05:12,437 the only one who looks in there, 119 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,480 - but, um... - I'm sure she wasn't talking about me. 120 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:17,317 Uh, well, actually, she said exactly you. 121 00:05:17,567 --> 00:05:20,361 She even said the rules were posted to be specific. 122 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,739 I'm pretty sure that towel thing is a shot at me, but... 123 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:25,700 Well, we don't need to do everything my mother asks us to do, right? 124 00:05:25,783 --> 00:05:28,786 Well, that's true. You're right. Mother said don't open the box, 125 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,080 but I don't see her around here anywhere. 126 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,207 Mother, I'm going to open the box! 127 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,084 Mom's not here, so it turns out 128 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:38,588 she's not as all-powerful as I think she is. 129 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:42,216 Getting to call Lucille "Mother" had changed Dusty. 130 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,177 So, which ones do you wanna watch? 131 00:05:44,260 --> 00:05:46,387 "George Bluth, Affair: Caught in Act" 132 00:05:46,471 --> 00:05:50,224 or "George Bluth, Another Caught in Act, Hi-Res"? 133 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:53,269 I know which one I would watch with a gun to my head. 134 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:56,856 Not the hi-res. 135 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:57,939 Oh. 136 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:02,945 "Buster, Age Eight, Under Hypnosis: 1982." 137 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:05,531 This... This is the year that they tried to get him to wean. 138 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:08,159 Hang on, that was... that was '83. 139 00:06:08,242 --> 00:06:10,661 Uh, 1982 was, uh... 140 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,622 was... 141 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,046 Awesome. '82 was awesome. Good year. 142 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:21,840 You haven't watched any of these? 143 00:06:21,850 --> 00:06:24,050 These are three-quarter-inch, Michael. 144 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:26,469 This is not a TV station in the '70s. 145 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,222 But, fortunately, Michael knew someone 146 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:30,681 at a news station in his 70s. 147 00:06:30,765 --> 00:06:34,310 Tell you what, uh, let me take care of this, Dusty. 148 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,187 Yeah, I don't want to be too sentimental here, 149 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,774 but these are my precious family evidence, 150 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:42,235 so I should be the one that gets to destroy them. 151 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:48,074 After talking to Michael, Buster had grown even more nervous 152 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,118 about keeping Gob's secret. 153 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:54,122 the body you dumped was Tony Wonder's magic dummy, 154 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,499 because no one wants to get put away for murder. I get it. 155 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:58,376 It is their main evidence against me, 156 00:06:58,459 --> 00:07:01,295 and it does look like I'm disposing Lucille 2's body. 157 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:03,297 Not, no... Very different body types, 158 00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:05,216 I can assure you, just... Even in the dark, 159 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:07,802 you wouldn't make that, uh, mistake. 160 00:07:07,885 --> 00:07:11,973 Anyway, I'm concerned that, uh... you, uh... 161 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:16,519 Could you really enjoy your freedom, knowing that you hurt my career? 162 00:07:16,602 --> 00:07:18,771 And don't forget, Buster, when you were a boy, 163 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:21,732 - magic saved your life. - Uh... 164 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:26,112 Uh, look, we don't have to say that it was a Tony Wonder dummy. 165 00:07:26,654 --> 00:07:28,322 We could tell them it's a random dummy. 166 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,159 And violate magician-assistant privilege? Not an option! 167 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,828 If you help me with this illusion, 168 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:37,290 then you can be my assistant for the rest of my magic career. 169 00:07:37,620 --> 00:07:39,540 - Every show, every city... - Oh. 170 00:07:39,570 --> 00:07:42,100 pending availability and parole conditions, 171 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,140 - of course. - Yeah. 172 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:46,507 But what if I'm convicted, Gob? 173 00:07:48,342 --> 00:07:49,552 I don't know. I'll use Adhir. 174 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,596 - Hmm. - But if you are acquitted, 175 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,160 we can start as soon as next week, 176 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:55,224 'cause I got a big illusion planned. 177 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,489 You know that wall we're building? 178 00:07:56,490 --> 00:07:58,561 No. I'm kind of out of the loop. 179 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,438 - Who's Adhir? - Doesn't matter. 180 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:03,691 But the Gay Mafia wasn't out of the loop. 181 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:06,777 Which is what had led to two of Argyle's cronies 182 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:08,863 recently showing up in Gob's office. 183 00:08:08,946 --> 00:08:10,865 Argyle heard about the wall project. 184 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:12,992 And he's a little insulted you didn't ask him 185 00:08:13,075 --> 00:08:14,785 for a sit-down first. 186 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,830 Because had you done the right thing and talked to Argyle, 187 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:20,666 you would have remembered we're Newport Beach's 188 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,627 premier cement provider. 189 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:26,756 Something you already knew from the trick you did at the parade. 190 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:30,343 The one you did with your friend. Tony Wonder. Well... 191 00:08:30,420 --> 00:08:32,939 he certainly knows about it. 192 00:08:32,940 --> 00:08:34,500 It... It's just a prototype wall. 193 00:08:34,520 --> 00:08:37,050 You know, I thought it was too small 194 00:08:37,141 --> 00:08:38,726 to bother Argyle with. 195 00:08:38,809 --> 00:08:42,271 Really? Even though you got Congresswoman Sally Sitwell 196 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,397 to call for it? 197 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,775 Because, I tell you what, you get a federal contract, 198 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:47,193 that's a lot of cement. 199 00:08:47,276 --> 00:08:50,655 So why don't you let Argyle decide whether or not he's bothered. 200 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:54,742 Because if Argyle isn't happy, the wall isn't gonna be the only thing 201 00:08:54,825 --> 00:08:56,160 covered in cement. 202 00:08:57,078 --> 00:08:58,496 They were two tough guys 203 00:08:58,579 --> 00:09:01,874 right out of Guys and Dolls, a play they were in the middle 204 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:06,128 of a very successful four-week run of at a local community theater. 205 00:09:07,004 --> 00:09:09,423 Reminds me of how Hanks walked around 206 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,261 - like Jim Lovell for a year. - Argyle will be watching. 207 00:09:13,678 --> 00:09:17,348 And if he's happy, he just might be okay with letting you go back 208 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,433 to being straight. 209 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:23,020 And while their affect may have been over the top, 210 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,356 their threats were very real. 211 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:28,192 - Nice guys. - Of course, it would take Gob 212 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,027 another hour to realize that. 213 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,363 So here's the illusion: I'm gonna go into the wall 214 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:33,990 - a gay man, which I am. - Wow. 215 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:36,117 If anyone from the Gay Mafia asks. 216 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,536 And then, when I come out the other side, 217 00:09:38,619 --> 00:09:40,496 I will be magically straightened out. 218 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,081 Well, cis male, high butch. 219 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,400 Gob had learned a lot in the short time 220 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:46,168 he'd been magically gay. 221 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,505 Buster, you do this for me... 222 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:51,381 one day... 223 00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:54,927 I'll come to you for a favor. 224 00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:03,811 And so, the next day, 225 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:07,064 Michael sought out a highly respected journalist... 226 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,984 Lean Cuisine? I think I got a Lean Pocket around here somewhere. 227 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:12,278 who was going through a bitter divorce. 228 00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,404 nothing, thank you. 229 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:18,034 You know, you look familiar to me. Have... Have we met before? 230 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,454 Well, John, you used our house for To Entrap a Local Predator. 231 00:10:21,537 --> 00:10:22,622 - That's it. - Yeah. 232 00:10:22,630 --> 00:10:23,979 You were one of our super creeps. 233 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:25,019 Yeah, yeah. Uh, no. 234 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:28,711 - Oh, man, you were so out of it. - Yeah. 235 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:29,769 I have it here. 236 00:10:29,770 --> 00:10:31,709 And that's when Michael saw footage 237 00:10:31,710 --> 00:10:32,720 from a night 238 00:10:32,798 --> 00:10:34,925 - of which he had no recollection. - That's me! 239 00:10:35,009 --> 00:10:37,386 What am I doing in a Banana Stand shirt? 240 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,763 Can you go back before all this? 241 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:42,433 A night in which Michael arrived somewhat battered and bruised 242 00:10:42,516 --> 00:10:44,518 to the model home, and ran into a brother... 243 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,395 I'm just not into Cuatro this year. 244 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,731 with whom he shared some very cryptic information. 245 00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:51,275 I did something that I wish I could forget. 246 00:10:51,359 --> 00:10:52,526 You've got no idea how I feel. 247 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:54,945 Before being surprised by a guest of his brother's. 248 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:56,447 What is he doing there? 249 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:58,282 And Michael watched Gob give him a pill 250 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:01,494 that he used to preserve the secret of the trick. 251 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,997 What... What was that? 252 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,750 Whatever it was, it knocked you out 253 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,252 - for two days. - ... forgetful... 254 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:12,959 At that very moment, the man who gave it to him 255 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:16,380 - was being questioned by Dusty. - You and I are friends, don't you think? 256 00:11:16,467 --> 00:11:18,678 Objection. Is this going somewhere? 257 00:11:18,761 --> 00:11:21,263 Yeah, that's what I wanted to find out. 258 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,768 So do you think we'll hang out together after this? 259 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,187 - I'll allow it. - Ah... 260 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,106 Hang out, like go to the beach or something? 261 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,607 How does that pertain? 262 00:11:33,192 --> 00:11:36,278 I just want to know if he'll let me see his fort, because... 263 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,280 - I'll allow it. - Oh. 264 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:42,284 - I won't allow that. - That's... Sustained. That's... 265 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:44,328 That's fine. That's fair. That's... Yeah. 266 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,540 Mr. Bluth, you are a magician by trade. Is that correct? 267 00:11:47,570 --> 00:11:48,660 - Illusionist. - Oh. 268 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,000 - I'm sorry. - Oh, please. 269 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:51,585 Sustained. I'll allow it. 270 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,255 And you've worked with the defendant before. 271 00:11:54,338 --> 00:11:56,757 This assistant... This was your assistant, is that correct? 272 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,386 Yes, he was my assistant. 273 00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,556 Gob realized that Buster had gotten him under oath, 274 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,141 not just as a character witness... 275 00:12:05,224 --> 00:12:08,185 Didn't you say he is the best assistant you ever had? 276 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,605 but to compel him to take moral responsibility 277 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,607 for the dumping of the body. 278 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,235 - Yes, I did. - And what exactly 279 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,654 was it that made him the best? 280 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,073 So Gob put the moral responsibility... 281 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:22,742 He would never reveal a secret. 282 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,160 back on Buster. 283 00:12:25,035 --> 00:12:26,996 He would just act all dumb, like, 284 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:28,340 "I don't know what's happening, either." 285 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:29,360 Mm. 286 00:12:29,370 --> 00:12:31,019 You know, he just... he was just so good 287 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:33,961 at acting like, "Where'd she go? 288 00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:36,380 What happened to her? She just... She vanished." 289 00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:38,760 And he could take any object, 290 00:12:38,780 --> 00:12:41,427 no matter its size, and make it disappear. 291 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:44,096 Gone forever, like it never existed. 292 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,060 You'd never find a trace of it. 293 00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,850 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 294 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,728 And he had nerves of steel, I tell you that much. 295 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:56,275 Even if he was cutting a woman in half... with that steel. 296 00:12:56,358 --> 00:12:59,653 And then he'd make the steel disappear as well. 297 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:02,072 - So cool. - He was just a very... 298 00:13:03,699 --> 00:13:05,993 dumb-acting but... 299 00:13:07,578 --> 00:13:09,079 secretly sneaky guy. 300 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:12,666 And a rift had opened up between the brothers. 301 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,629 But Michael had discovered that Gob was pretty sneaky himself. 302 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:20,966 So... Gob forget-me-nowed me because of Tony. 303 00:13:21,590 --> 00:13:23,760 And that would be news on any other day, 304 00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,060 but I've gotta save my brother. 305 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,307 Can you play this tape for me? 306 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,518 Yeah, sure. Did anyone tell you about the... ? 307 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:32,895 Yes. Yep. Twenty-dollar tape deck rental. 308 00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,939 All right, let's plop her in 309 00:13:35,022 --> 00:13:37,274 - and see how she plays. - Thank you. 310 00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,486 Doctor-to-be, Tobias Fünke. 311 00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:43,614 Subject [BLEEP, BLEEP], who is now in a deep hypnotic state, 312 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:47,117 and this is my doctoral research material on memory suppression. 313 00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,994 Memory suppression? 314 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,163 No. Not that, no. Give him some juice, please. 315 00:13:51,170 --> 00:13:52,320 Juice, please. 316 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,760 where we left off yesterday. 317 00:13:53,770 --> 00:13:54,917 What happened to Mimi? 318 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,220 I pushed her down the stairs. 319 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:59,540 No. You didn't do anything. You're a good boy. 320 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:03,384 Juice, please! What really happened is your mother pushed Mimi 321 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,095 down the stairs. But what do we tell the police? 322 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,055 Mother pushed Mimi down the stairs. 323 00:14:08,138 --> 00:14:10,516 No, no, no, no. Please remove the juice, please! 324 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:13,310 We tell the police that you pushed Mimi down the stairs. 325 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:14,937 I pushed Mimi down the... 326 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,605 No! No, your mother did! 327 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,649 Watch me drink the juice, please. Juice, please! 328 00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:21,620 You're confusing him. Honey, even though we all know 329 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:23,220 that I pushed Mimi down the stairs, 330 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,600 if you tell anyone that, I'll go to jail. 331 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:26,890 I don't want you to. 332 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,340 - What a bitch. - That's right, 333 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,911 so you have to save me by saying you did it. 334 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:34,498 But nothing is going to happen to you, because you're just a boy. 335 00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,126 I did it, but nothing's gonna happen to me 336 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,587 - 'cause I'm just a boy. - Can you say it again? 337 00:14:40,850 --> 00:14:42,673 but nothing's gonna happen to me 'cause I'm a boy. 338 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,341 I wish I hadn't finished that juice. 339 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,844 - That's where it ends. - Can you transfer that onto something 340 00:14:46,927 --> 00:14:48,554 less obsolete? I got to save my brother. 341 00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:52,182 I think it's time to find out if Mother can handle the truth. 342 00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,268 A Few Good Men. Great movie. 343 00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:57,438 - But first, I got to wash the pile... - Sure. Take your time. 344 00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,689 Orange County Courthouse. 345 00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:01,567 - Is the Bluth case still in session? - It was. 346 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:05,112 As, after Gob had outsmarted a dumb lawyer, 347 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:08,908 the question was, could he out-dumb a smart lawyer? 348 00:15:08,991 --> 00:15:11,410 These objects that Buster could hide... 349 00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,455 were they as big as a human body? 350 00:15:14,663 --> 00:15:16,081 Oh, God, yeah, yeah. 351 00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,541 Just, I mean, the... 352 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,419 often, the exact same dimension of a human body, 353 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,340 of an average human male or female body. 354 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,466 Often a female body. 355 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,552 - Any female body, really. - This list 356 00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:30,520 of skills you mentioned, 357 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:33,724 were they helpful for, say, covering up a crime? 358 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:38,729 I see what you're doing. 359 00:15:39,688 --> 00:15:40,731 Yes, it would. 360 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:45,319 No more questions. 361 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,905 Interesting, huh? Hers were a lot easier than his. 362 00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:52,409 Permission to interrupt the case. 363 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,013 - Could you identify yourself? - You missed it. 364 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,124 - I killed up there. - I am Michael Bluth. 365 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:03,671 I am the brother of the defendant and... and cocounsel to Dusty. 366 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,422 Permission to join the defense? 367 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,299 Oh, that'll be great timing, 368 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,026 because I've been drinking this free court water. 369 00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:11,178 Does the prosecution have any objections? 370 00:16:11,261 --> 00:16:13,514 - I need a break. - Oh, let him go. 371 00:16:13,597 --> 00:16:16,058 Oh, he worked through recess. 372 00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,686 All right. Mr. Bluth, call your next witness. 373 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,523 I would like to call Lucille Bluth, the accused mother. 374 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,986 I think you mean "the accused's mother." 375 00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,279 Oh, what did I say? 376 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,993 Mrs. Bluth, would you please state your relationship 377 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:35,869 - to the defendant? - Look at you, 378 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,621 milking this for every moment. 379 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,415 Isn't this classic Michael? 380 00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:43,293 We make fun of him all the time. Right, Gob? 381 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:46,046 The rift between the brothers had been repaired. 382 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,341 - Please just answer the question. - I'm his mother. 383 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:53,262 The district attorney has provided some very provocative information 384 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,055 about the defendant. She has claimed 385 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,808 that he was responsible, at a very young age, 386 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,810 for pushing our grandmother, Mimi, 387 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,605 down the stairs. Thus, that he killed before. 388 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:05,190 What are you doing, Michael? 389 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,067 Trying to prove the prosecution's theories? 390 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,403 Stop showing off and get to the point. 391 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:11,655 What if Buster did not push Mimi down the stairs? 392 00:17:12,489 --> 00:17:14,700 - What are you talking about? - The question is, 393 00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:18,996 do you recall the night in 1982 when Mimi died? 394 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,748 Where are you going with this, Michael? 395 00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:22,708 - I just want the truth. - Oh, God, 396 00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,252 are you going for one of your Few Good Men moments? 397 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:26,920 You remember the night your mother died. 398 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,900 Of course I do. Terrible, what happened. 399 00:17:29,910 --> 00:17:31,216 Tell me, what did happen? 400 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,677 Because the prosecution would have us believe 401 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:37,598 that Buster Bluth, your son, my brother, was responsible 402 00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,767 - for that death. - Well, he did confess to it. 403 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,935 So it seems that even Buster believes the story 404 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,228 that happened in 1982. 405 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,800 It was an accident. He was very young. 406 00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:47,980 He didn't understand the consequences. 407 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,277 So you are stating, as a fact, 408 00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,696 that Buster pushed your mother down the stairs? 409 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,865 Buster says Buster pushed my mother. 410 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,825 And I think you pushed your mother. 411 00:17:57,284 --> 00:17:58,911 I think that Mimi might not have been 412 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,704 the only person that took a fall that night. 413 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:03,373 I think you let Buster take a fall for you. 414 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,000 Oh, I see. 415 00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:08,239 So if I pushed my mother down the stairs, maybe I did this, too? 416 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,249 Maybe you did. 417 00:18:09,250 --> 00:18:10,790 I... I thought this was about my mother. 418 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,634 - It's about family, all of it. - Stay on topic, Michael. 419 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,052 Okay, let's do that. 420 00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:17,346 Where were you the night that Lucille Austero disappeared? 421 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,807 I don't know where I was. I don't know who was where! 422 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,517 Where were you? 423 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,730 So it seems that I came home from somewhere. 424 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,899 The point is that we're talking about you, not me. 425 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,818 Well, maybe we should talk about you. 426 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,694 You were there. You owed her money! 427 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,696 - I need that money. - Sure. 428 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:36,949 You borrowed it, didn't you, Michael? 429 00:18:37,699 --> 00:18:40,828 Yes, I did, because I care about the family, which I thought... 430 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:43,163 Oh, stay on topic. You bounce like a beach ball. 431 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,832 I'm answering the question. 432 00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:47,126 I'm saying, when you care about a family or a business, 433 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,877 you do things people might not understand. 434 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,754 - Michael! - ... what I might do. 435 00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:52,756 Are you threatening... 436 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:57,553 And... sometimes you do bad things that you don't remember... 437 00:18:57,636 --> 00:18:59,513 - or I don't want to remember. - Objection. 438 00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:01,557 - Michael's out of control. - So maybe I was 439 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,058 out of control that night, but at least 440 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,434 - I can admit it. - Admit what? 441 00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,812 You're talking like you killed Lucille Austero! 442 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:10,983 You're goddamn right I did! 443 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:15,320 And that's how Michael A Few Good Men-ed himself. 444 00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,405 I think. 445 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:18,823 I, uh... 446 00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:22,828 I... I, uh... I was there. I was there, and, uh... 447 00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:24,580 Hey, Michael, I need that money I lent you. 448 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:27,082 I think that I went there to see Lucille 2. I was mad at her. 449 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,667 I... I had borrowed money... 450 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,627 Does bad news count? 451 00:19:30,711 --> 00:19:32,379 - I'm ashamed. - What are you doing? 452 00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,214 I offered to sleep with her 453 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:37,259 so that she would forget my $700,000 debt. 454 00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:39,052 Nice humblebrag. 455 00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:41,013 - Then we fought... - I cannot be held responsible... 456 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,931 and I must have done something to her 457 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:45,017 and gotten my shirt bloody. 458 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,227 Why else would I change it in the Banana Stand... 459 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:48,812 Stop. You don't know what you're talking about. 460 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:50,620 But I definitely drove the stair car home, 461 00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,691 and that's why it was next to the house. 462 00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:56,153 And, uh, the pill. Gob gave me that pill. 463 00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,822 That's what I saw on that video at... at John Beard's, 464 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,866 which is why I had forgotten that I was at Cinco. 465 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,242 Okay, Michael, that's enough. 466 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,871 Even I was starting to believe that Buster... but, uh... 467 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,619 I think that I'm the killer. 468 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,480 And perhaps, it was at that moment 469 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,120 - that Lottie realized... - I object. 470 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,962 she had no chance of winning. 471 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,840 The opposing counsel... is confessing. 472 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,887 No further confessions, Your Honor. 473 00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,514 It was a stunningly dramatic twist, 474 00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,601 a real Making of a Monster-type moment. 475 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:31,980 - Michael, honest to God... - Yeah? 476 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,219 What the hell was that? You had me on the stand. 477 00:20:35,220 --> 00:20:36,860 You were making me look like a murderer! 478 00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:38,760 I'm sorry. I found the tapes 479 00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:41,406 where you were making Buster think he pushed Mimi down the stairs. 480 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,034 Exactly. Those are the tapes I wanted you to find. 481 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,662 I couldn't have laid it out any more clearly for you. 482 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,331 All you had to do was get me on the stand 483 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,666 and make me look like a liar. 484 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,209 How do you screw that up? 485 00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:53,919 Screw that up? 486 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,756 What, you wanted me to accuse you of pushing Mimi down the stairs? 487 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,800 We couldn't have the jury thinking Buster did it, 488 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:01,802 because they'd be totally convinced 489 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,596 he did the same thing to Lucille 2, 490 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,432 and I couldn't exactly accuse myself of killing Mimi. 491 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:11,186 I would just look like a loving mother lying to protect her son. 492 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,606 But I didn't push Mimi down the stairs. Buster did. 493 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,525 Mom, you're on tape admitting that you did it 494 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:19,403 and telling Buster to confess to being a murderer. 495 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:22,406 He thought he was saying that to save his mother. 496 00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:25,158 We were implanting a memory. 497 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,661 We didn't want him growing up thinking he was a killer. 498 00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,538 Instead, he thinks he's a hero. 499 00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,165 Meanwhile, I grow up thinking I'm a hero, 500 00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:34,042 and I turn out to be a killer. 501 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,752 - You didn't kill anyone. - No, no. 502 00:21:35,780 --> 00:21:37,740 I think I did. They're probably on their way 503 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,214 to come lock me up right now. 504 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,924 Lottie's not going to reopen the case. 505 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,926 Mom, I just confessed in there. 506 00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:45,262 That you were drugged and don't fully remember. 507 00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:46,596 Why did I change shirts? 508 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:49,933 - Why did I say I lost control? - Michael, 509 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:53,186 they've got nothing. No body. It's a mistrial. 510 00:21:54,187 --> 00:21:56,148 It's over. Dusty told me. 511 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:59,026 Two brothers can't be charged for the same crime. 512 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:01,778 Well, I hate to say it, but you may have been getting 513 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,238 better advice from Barry. 514 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,340 But I should talk. I mean, I thought... 515 00:22:05,341 --> 00:22:06,825 I was better than this family, 516 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,452 but I've made a mess of everything. 517 00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:10,203 I... I couldn't keep Lindsay around. 518 00:22:10,287 --> 00:22:13,498 My son will likely be ruined at the wall unveiling 519 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:17,586 for not having the software. That's my fault. 520 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:20,297 Turns out, I'm the worst. I'm the worst Bluth. 521 00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,798 Never say that! 522 00:22:23,258 --> 00:22:24,926 Gob is the worst. 523 00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:29,181 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 524 00:22:35,062 --> 00:22:37,199 On the day of both the wall 525 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,390 and the Fakeblock software unveiling, 526 00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,943 the Bluth family was growing anxious. 527 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,280 You think Michael's gonna show? 528 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:47,282 And miss a chance to save the day? 529 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:49,993 We need this part to go well. 530 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,829 Sally Sitwell can't shut this down before the presentation. 531 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,873 I'm actually more worried about the Chinese. 532 00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:56,917 I don't think they're happy with the protesters. 533 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,544 If this doesn't work, they'll never stop coming after us 534 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:02,339 for the debt. Oh, God, I just got an amiable nod. 535 00:23:02,422 --> 00:23:05,050 - Are you sure it was amiable? - Yeah, it was pretty amiable. 536 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:08,470 Okay, look away. I wouldn't want our congresswoman 537 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,722 - to think we're colluding. - Hello, Lucille. 538 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:13,141 - Oh, Sally. - Colluding with who? 539 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,643 Oh, the protesters. 540 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,895 I don't know who let these libtards in here. 541 00:23:16,970 --> 00:23:19,920 - I beg your pardon? - People with liberal-tardation. 542 00:23:19,930 --> 00:23:21,749 Well, they're not making it easier for me 543 00:23:21,750 --> 00:23:22,950 to sign off on this prototype. 544 00:23:22,984 --> 00:23:25,654 - I can't believe you'd let them in. - We didn't let them in. 545 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:28,031 I... I don't know how they got past the guard gate. 546 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,700 You know, maybe we should think about hiring a guard. 547 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:33,078 God, I see the problem. 548 00:23:33,453 --> 00:23:35,914 - Frosty the Snowflake over there. - What do we want? 549 00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:37,999 - No wall! - When do we want it? 550 00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,376 - We don't? - That doesn't... 551 00:23:39,459 --> 00:23:41,586 - Tobias! - Go limp! Go limp! 552 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,422 Go... No, no, no, no. You... 553 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:46,216 You look like you're at a Walking Dead convention. 554 00:23:46,299 --> 00:23:48,890 - No, limp, like, uh, flaccid. Unerect. - Um, George? 555 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:49,960 Hmm? 556 00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:52,556 You should welcome some of your friends over there. 557 00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:55,809 I can't believe my dry cleaners came. 558 00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:58,770 What are you doing? 559 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,982 - Are you not a member of this family? - Uh, he wants to be, 560 00:24:02,065 --> 00:24:04,401 but this is going to guarantee it'll never happen. 561 00:24:04,484 --> 00:24:07,362 I'm sorry, but I'm doing this for ethical reasons. 562 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,281 - I need the money. - Money? 563 00:24:09,948 --> 00:24:12,742 - These are paid protesters? - Who's paying you? 564 00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:13,826 I am. 565 00:24:14,411 --> 00:24:18,039 And, Dad, I made you a chant follower, not a chant leader. 566 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:20,041 - Chant follower? - I'm not paying you for that. 567 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,210 Anyway, yes, we're protesting. 568 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:25,338 This family can make George Michael into a fully-blown Bluth, 569 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,090 but they're not gonna do the same to me. 570 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,092 No, it's turning you into your mother. 571 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,720 Well, maybe this will bring her back to this family. 572 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,939 Lucille, I am sorry, I cannot authorize 573 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:35,660 this wall in front of these protesters, 574 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:38,351 especially when it is your family that's doing the protesting. 575 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:41,938 I'll look ridiculous. I... Channel 52 is here. 576 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,066 - What is she paying you? - Three dollars an hour 577 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,736 and a copy of the news footage for my reel. 578 00:24:47,819 --> 00:24:49,154 How'd you like to be a Bluth? 579 00:24:49,905 --> 00:24:52,365 - Fully-blown? - No. 580 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,994 And not your creepy girlfriend or your imbecilic son. 581 00:24:56,077 --> 00:24:59,122 Funny story, that. 582 00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:00,707 They left me. 583 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:06,963 Oh. 584 00:25:07,250 --> 00:25:09,340 I wear the horns of a cuckold. 585 00:25:09,350 --> 00:25:10,967 That's why you don't put your girlfriend 586 00:25:11,051 --> 00:25:13,053 in the same sleeping bag with your son. 587 00:25:13,136 --> 00:25:16,848 But I'm not gonna let him share mine. I like to spread my legs. 588 00:25:16,932 --> 00:25:19,476 - Apparently, so does DeBrie. - Okay, don't worry about it. 589 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:21,500 These people will follow me anywhere. 590 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,480 Hmm? Okay, folks, change of plans! 591 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:25,460 Now, you guys got through, but let's keep 592 00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:27,275 the rest of your family members away. 593 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:31,696 I say we do put up the wall, huh? Yes? What's happening? 594 00:25:32,197 --> 00:25:34,491 What? What? Oh, no! Go limp! Go limp! 595 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:37,536 Okay. That might buy us time. 596 00:25:37,619 --> 00:25:40,330 Which is what George was doing with the Chinese investors. 597 00:25:40,413 --> 00:25:42,165 Good. I think you're gonna be 598 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,600 very, very impressed by the wall. 599 00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:46,370 It's gonna, you know, keep everything out. 600 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:48,004 We are much more concerned 601 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,048 with the software portion of the demonstration. 602 00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:53,927 We are very eager to see how it interfere with the broadcast. 603 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,762 We need something like this in China. 604 00:25:55,845 --> 00:25:57,806 'Cause your game shows are the worst. 605 00:25:58,181 --> 00:26:00,062 And, of course, this will be very helpful 606 00:26:00,063 --> 00:26:01,643 in avoiding the spread of democracy. 607 00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:05,188 And soon, Buster caught up with his mother. 608 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,480 Hello, Mother. 609 00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:11,570 - Didn't expect to see you here. - Why the hell wouldn't I be here? 610 00:26:12,070 --> 00:26:14,070 No, you would be. I wouldn't. You didn't invite me. 611 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:16,950 But, fortunately, Gob invited me. 612 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,245 Hey, Gob. I bet you think you're seeing me here. 613 00:26:20,328 --> 00:26:22,497 - Yeah, you're part of the illusion. - Okay, I'll meet you backstage. 614 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:23,873 Yeah, I expect to see you there. 615 00:26:23,957 --> 00:26:25,292 Why are you... ? 616 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,794 I bet you didn't expect him to expect to see me back there. 617 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:32,048 Wh... What did he mean? He's not using you in his show, is he? 618 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,718 Yes, because I'm a good assistant, 619 00:26:34,801 --> 00:26:37,220 and unlike you, I know how to keep a secret. 620 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:41,141 I can't believe you told Warden Gentles about our family secrets. 621 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,101 Look, 622 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,061 you wanted to get out for the parade, 623 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,606 but I drank too much, okay? 624 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,860 This is why you don't go to rehab. I lost all my tolerance. 625 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,862 But I tried to fix it. 626 00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:57,616 That's why I wanted Michael to expose that I was to blame. 627 00:26:57,699 --> 00:27:00,619 How was I to know he'd point the finger at himself? 628 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:04,039 - But it worked. - Mother, I know the truth now. 629 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:07,000 I always thought you pushed Mimi down the stairs, 630 00:27:07,083 --> 00:27:09,961 and you made me take the blame. I got it backwards. 631 00:27:10,545 --> 00:27:12,631 I pushed Mimi down the stairs. 632 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,341 And you made me take the blame. That's the same. 633 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:18,470 But I want to thank you for that. You were just trying to protect me. 634 00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,764 Can you imagine how weird I would have turned out 635 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,932 if I thought I did it? 636 00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:25,310 I really can't. 637 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:28,396 And soon, it was time for the presentation to begin. 638 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,565 the president of Fakeblock, 639 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:32,442 Mr. Gob Bluth! 640 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,569 "Gob"? Who said Gob? 641 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:37,822 Gob, Gob! Who did? 642 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,700 Thank you. Oh, and my... 643 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,161 As many of you know, for thousands of years, 644 00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:46,539 the U.S.-Mexico border has been woefully unfenced. 645 00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,292 But today, that changes. 646 00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,586 Not literally today. Today, we're just here 647 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,046 for approval on a small piece of... 648 00:27:53,129 --> 00:27:55,298 Why am I being so serious? We're gonna be rich. 649 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,008 With this wall... 650 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,562 Buster, would you get out of the... 651 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:05,141 Today, in these plywood forms, 652 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:09,562 10,000 pounds of wet, gay, QuickHard cement 653 00:28:09,646 --> 00:28:13,817 will be poured, because if we build it, they won't come! 654 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,403 Oh, that's clever. All right, get ready to storm the wall. 655 00:28:17,904 --> 00:28:20,384 But before I demonstrate to you the software that will... 656 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:25,119 I don't know, I guess just stop tweeting from shithole countries, 657 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:26,999 I'd like to make a special demonstration of my own. 658 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,083 As many of you know, I performed a trick a couple months ago 659 00:28:30,100 --> 00:28:33,670 where I turned from straight, uh-huh, to gay. 660 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,380 Uh... 661 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:36,798 Now? 662 00:28:37,132 --> 00:28:39,300 No, let's see how this pans out first. 663 00:28:39,551 --> 00:28:43,888 While my friend Tony Wonder was encased in cement 664 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:45,473 and never heard from again... 665 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:02,532 Well, now it's my turn to transform back, which I will do by starting 666 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:04,159 on the other side of the wall a gay man 667 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,536 and turning straight as I walk 668 00:29:06,619 --> 00:29:08,329 through it. 669 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:11,040 Hey, no, no, take five from the beating. 670 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,876 You can get back to it. I want to see this trick. 671 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,669 And to help me do that, my assistant, 672 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,838 direct from his mistrial, 673 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,716 please welcome to the stage Byron Buster Bluth. 674 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:28,516 Mm. 675 00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,810 How does it feel to be accused of murder? 676 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:34,606 It was a lot of work, but I didn't do it! 677 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,274 They found me not guilty. 678 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:40,653 Well, it was a mistrial, so they found you not not guilty. 679 00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:43,156 There was no body. They will never find the body. 680 00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:46,743 Maybe I shouldn't have smoked during his pregnancy. 681 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:50,538 Well, to be fair, you... you hate to drink without a cigarette. 682 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:53,291 Speaking of magic, you ought to get on with yours. 683 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,043 - Murderer! - Not proven! 684 00:29:55,126 --> 00:29:57,212 It didn't stick, asshole! 685 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,887 Now for the easy part. 686 00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:08,640 Back off. Get the... 687 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:13,436 Climbing over the wall so I can begin the illusion. Get away! 688 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:15,355 On the other side. 689 00:30:16,105 --> 00:30:17,857 Well, it is a bit of a flaw 690 00:30:17,941 --> 00:30:21,069 that anybody can get over our wall by using a rope ladder. 691 00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:25,323 And while Gob was shredding what little dignity he had left, 692 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:28,049 George Michael was showing respect 693 00:30:28,050 --> 00:30:30,119 to the family's Chinese benefactors. 694 00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,831 How long until the clown's done with the clown show? 695 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:35,375 Uh, well, he's... technically, he's not a clown. He's, um... 696 00:30:39,629 --> 00:30:42,131 Five minutes. Maybe six, if he has a hard time getting his shirt off, 697 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:45,051 but, you know, I have to let him do this. He's my uncle. 698 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:46,803 We have a word for this in Chinese. 699 00:30:46,886 --> 00:30:50,473 It means a combination of embarrassment and obligation. 700 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:53,852 - We need a word like that. - And after descending 701 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:57,730 to the other side of the wall, Gob was ready for his transformation. 702 00:30:57,814 --> 00:30:59,941 I am now behind the wall, still fully gay. 703 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:02,110 But in a moment, I'll be on the other side. 704 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:05,196 So, ladies, prepare to be objectified. 705 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,073 Ooh, mommy! 706 00:31:07,156 --> 00:31:08,199 Seal me in. 707 00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:12,996 Not you. Get out! 708 00:31:13,329 --> 00:31:17,667 Okay, now, I still need to somehow get through this plywood form, 709 00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,252 but I'm still gay... 710 00:31:19,335 --> 00:31:22,130 so I'm not very good with tools. 711 00:31:22,463 --> 00:31:27,969 - So I have to use magic. - He's inside the wall! 712 00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:31,222 I'm making it! I'm through the plywood! 713 00:31:31,681 --> 00:31:33,308 Oh, I'm craving a beer. 714 00:31:33,391 --> 00:31:35,685 My references are becoming more basic. 715 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:37,770 I think Billy Eichner is mean. 716 00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:41,107 Buster, prepare the other side for my emergence. 717 00:31:41,399 --> 00:31:44,110 And Michael showed up just in time... 718 00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:46,654 Gay masons, begin the pour. 719 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:49,574 for the cement to be dropped on his brother... 720 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:54,078 while his son was ramping up business 721 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,582 about a software product his father had been told did not work. 722 00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,001 And you are confident the software is effective? 723 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:03,379 Because we could make you very wealthy. 724 00:32:03,463 --> 00:32:05,381 Oh, we can't sell you Fakeblock for the wall. 725 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,008 We're doing the software on a licensing basis, 726 00:32:07,091 --> 00:32:09,010 as we're on the verge of selling the company 727 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:12,263 to a major commercial actress. I'm sorry, a commercial enterprise. 728 00:32:12,931 --> 00:32:14,682 I have the contract for them to sign here, 729 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:16,142 for after the presentation, to sell Fakeblock. 730 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,894 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's that? Are you... 731 00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:20,980 You're selling Fakeblock? To who? 732 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:23,066 - No, Dad, it doesn't matter. Please... - Hey. 733 00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:25,693 Hold on. Is it... Is it Rebel? 734 00:32:25,700 --> 00:32:27,460 Are you selling the software to the Howards? 735 00:32:27,470 --> 00:32:28,479 Do not get in the middle of this. 736 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,220 You said you would not sell to her 737 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,325 because it didn't work, but it does work, doesn't it? 738 00:32:32,340 --> 00:32:34,494 You don't want me to know. Is that why you're trying to sell it 739 00:32:34,577 --> 00:32:35,703 before the demonstration? 740 00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:37,622 - Uh, this is not the time. - You cannot do this. 741 00:32:37,705 --> 00:32:39,332 You cannot do this because you're not the president. 742 00:32:39,415 --> 00:32:40,792 You're just the founder. Gob is the president. 743 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,559 - Can't sign without his signature. - No? 744 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:43,659 - No. - Read the contract. 745 00:32:43,660 --> 00:32:46,170 As long as the president is incapacitated, it's mine to sell. 746 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,966 Incapacitated? What are you talking about? Where's Gob? 747 00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:50,176 Oh, well, let's just say he's, uh, in between things 748 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,096 at the moment, okay? He's plastered, all right? 749 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:56,265 He's doing that Tony Wonder trick where they pour cement on him. 750 00:32:56,349 --> 00:32:58,059 Last I heard, he didn't know how to do it. 751 00:32:58,142 --> 00:32:59,227 You might want to check on that. 752 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,354 I don't get it. I... I don't get why you would do this. 753 00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:02,647 What happened to family first? 754 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,232 I am putting my family first. 755 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:07,318 My new family. 756 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:10,822 Howard you like me now, Dad? 757 00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,560 Howard you like me now? 758 00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:14,360 Of course you're choosing them, 759 00:33:14,450 --> 00:33:16,911 because you never forgave me for Rebel, did you? 760 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,455 After everything that I've done for you, you're still trying 761 00:33:19,539 --> 00:33:21,332 to teach me a lesson? Well, I got news for you, 762 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:25,294 you can't sell because I am still part owner in stock, 763 00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:27,422 - and I'm not incapacitated. - No, not yet. 764 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,257 Know what you have in common with my new dad? 765 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:33,261 And that's when, in my opinion, George Michael went too far. 766 00:33:33,344 --> 00:33:34,721 You could both use a hit. 767 00:33:36,639 --> 00:33:38,433 - I'm sorry. - As did Michael. 768 00:33:40,309 --> 00:33:43,938 And an animosity that had been building was finally acted out. 769 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:48,979 And while the father and son fought 770 00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:52,030 next to the quickly hard-drying wall... 771 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,824 Gob could be heard trying to fight his way through it. 772 00:33:54,907 --> 00:33:57,744 more cement than I anticipated. 773 00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,999 He's supposed to say, "Remove the plywood now." 774 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:04,514 I don't know why he's not saying it. 775 00:34:04,515 --> 00:34:05,530 Gob? 776 00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,171 You want me to remove the plywood now? 777 00:34:09,047 --> 00:34:12,467 This is quick-drying cement, so the sooner you can answer... 778 00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:18,347 Okay, I'm so, so sorry about that. 779 00:34:18,431 --> 00:34:20,308 We really wanna be in business with you guys. 780 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,809 We don't act like this all the time. 781 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:24,520 And I can assure you that I am in complete authority of both 782 00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:26,120 the Bluth Company and Fakeblock, 783 00:34:26,140 --> 00:34:27,899 and we'd love to do this deal with you. 784 00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:29,560 - They told me you were fired. - No, 785 00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:31,307 I'm on the board. Third in succession 786 00:34:31,308 --> 00:34:32,862 if the other two are incapacitated. 787 00:34:33,613 --> 00:34:36,407 Only feet away, one of those incapacitations 788 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:37,658 was on display. 789 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:40,369 As with no response from his brother... 790 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,163 But I would rather have a brother who's alive 791 00:34:42,246 --> 00:34:45,333 and maybe bisexual than dead and straight! 792 00:34:45,410 --> 00:34:47,680 I declare a mistrick! 793 00:34:47,700 --> 00:34:50,710 - Remove the forms! - ... Buster appeared to panic. 794 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:55,051 That's how Gob, years before anyone else, 795 00:34:55,802 --> 00:35:00,598 ended up with an immovable position supporting a wall. 796 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:05,728 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 797 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,690 - He's mad. - As were the Chinese. 798 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:12,276 We can't be in business with a family like this. 799 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,154 We look forward to your repayment of our generosity. 800 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:17,031 I can't... I can't do that. 801 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,033 We... We have nothing that... that we can give you. 802 00:35:19,117 --> 00:35:21,327 We need to build the wall so we can end our debt to you. 803 00:35:21,410 --> 00:35:25,748 Well, we might be happy with just the software component. 804 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,085 You want to... 805 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:34,048 You want to buy Fakeblock? Well, we should... let's... 806 00:35:34,132 --> 00:35:36,050 we should wait until after the demonstration. 807 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,386 I... I don't want you to take on too much risk. 808 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,304 And I wouldn't know what to charge you, sir. 809 00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:43,599 You will just sign it over, and your debt will be forgiven. 810 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,811 But this has to happen quickly, before the young clown comes to, 811 00:35:46,894 --> 00:35:49,355 or they pull the dead clown out of the wall. 812 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:52,191 - We will agree to take this risk. - Go, go, go! 813 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:53,901 And I guess we should do this quickly. 814 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:56,779 And while these no longer amiable businessmen 815 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:59,740 signed their okay to taking over a company 816 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:02,118 from a family that had fallen apart, 817 00:36:03,202 --> 00:36:06,372 a father and son signed their okay... 818 00:36:07,373 --> 00:36:08,875 knowing they hadn't. 819 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:13,421 I hope this allows you to save face for your family. 820 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:16,799 - Well, thank you. - Let's go. Well done. 821 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:24,515 But onstage, it was Gob's face that was at risk. 822 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,225 - Don't use the sledgehammer. - Get him out of there. 823 00:36:26,601 --> 00:36:29,812 Did somebody say... Wonder? 824 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:32,940 I wonder if Gob is... still alive! 825 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,945 He was, and as straight as he'd ever been. 826 00:36:38,112 --> 00:36:41,741 And I missed my cue. And I missed my cue. 827 00:36:41,824 --> 00:36:44,243 And Gob and Tony finally reconnected. 828 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:46,704 - Sorry about jumping my line. - I don't think anyone noticed. 829 00:36:46,787 --> 00:36:49,248 They were probably just so surprised to see me still alive. 830 00:36:49,332 --> 00:36:50,958 Like you were blown away to see me alive? 831 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,636 You disappeared during that closet bit. 832 00:36:52,637 --> 00:36:54,045 I thought that you were ghosting me. 833 00:36:54,128 --> 00:36:56,047 - To make me feel like a fool. - No, look. 834 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:57,965 I had to switch out with a mannequin in the closet 835 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,717 and pretend I was in the cement. 836 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,844 Oh, no. Yeah, no, I figured that out to do the... 837 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:04,222 But when the Gay Mafia dumped that body on me, 838 00:37:04,305 --> 00:37:05,890 you know, I... I just, uh... I don't know, 839 00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:08,160 I thought maybe it wasn't a trick. 840 00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:09,519 Oh, so they wanted to scare you. 841 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,770 My God, they're such a bunch of drama thugs. 842 00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:15,107 Well, I might not have been dead, but my career was. 843 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:17,068 I was doing three shows a day in Branson in the, uh, 844 00:37:17,151 --> 00:37:19,737 - Yakov Smirnoff Theater. - What's he like? 845 00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,906 Disappointing. Disa... Uh, disappointing. 846 00:37:22,448 --> 00:37:24,575 Yeah, he treats you like an audience member. 847 00:37:24,867 --> 00:37:26,619 But you freed me from that. I still don't know 848 00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:28,829 how you got those Mafia guys to cancel my contract. 849 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:30,473 Well, I offered them a better contract. 850 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:37,505 So I guess we're just a couple of straight guys, huh? 851 00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:41,759 - What a relief, huh? - Same. Big-time, same. 852 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:43,636 I guess I can go back to Joni Beard now. 853 00:37:44,136 --> 00:37:45,888 And I might make it official with Sally Sitwell. 854 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,598 - So... - Tony! 855 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:50,935 - Tony! - Hey. Yes, I see you. 856 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:56,065 Cool out. One second. She's, um... 857 00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:58,776 Since her dad went missing, she needs somebody 858 00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,486 to run Sitwell Construction, so... 859 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,860 I guess that would make us competitors. 860 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:07,660 I guess, uh, friendship is out of the question, then. 861 00:38:11,580 --> 00:38:13,165 But, I mean, we could do other stuff. 862 00:38:13,416 --> 00:38:14,959 Yeah. Like with our hands. 863 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,669 Just hands. 864 00:38:17,712 --> 00:38:18,879 I'd like that. 865 00:38:19,171 --> 00:38:20,172 Me, too. 866 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,550 Just hands! 867 00:38:25,469 --> 00:38:28,097 And with the Chinese delegation gone, 868 00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:30,766 - Michael and his son celebrated. - Yeah! 869 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,160 Great idea to have me lose that tooth 870 00:38:32,170 --> 00:38:33,300 when I hit the ground. It worked great. 871 00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,604 And we printed that in less than two hours. 872 00:38:35,688 --> 00:38:38,772 It was really good. Hey, hey, hey, perfect timing. 873 00:38:38,773 --> 00:38:41,193 Chinese impressed? Or not? They didn't see the big finish. 874 00:38:41,230 --> 00:38:42,250 - Maybe they... - Well, no. 875 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:43,946 They got a sense of you. Very accurate. 876 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:45,823 Yes, well, we have Buster to thank for that. 877 00:38:45,906 --> 00:38:48,075 I gave him the mask and asked him to throw down a mannequin 878 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:49,159 to put in the wall. 879 00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:51,078 God knows where he dug that up. 880 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,372 A good assistant never tells. 881 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:55,166 And I see you ruined another shirt. 882 00:38:55,249 --> 00:38:58,210 I thought you'd chicken out and crack at the finish. 883 00:38:58,260 --> 00:38:59,280 If that's... 884 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,880 And perhaps it was those words 885 00:39:00,963 --> 00:39:03,799 that helped Michael remember what it was that happened 886 00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:05,499 on the night of Cinco... 887 00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,305 You're too chicken for that. 888 00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:09,553 You're the chicken, and not a spring one. 889 00:39:09,554 --> 00:39:13,267 - ... after talking to Lucille 2... - How dare you say that to me! 890 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,644 that he was so ashamed of. 891 00:39:15,728 --> 00:39:18,481 Chick-chick. 892 00:39:18,564 --> 00:39:20,733 Chick-chick-chick. 893 00:39:24,111 --> 00:39:26,906 It was an impression that not only cost him 894 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:29,158 - his last shirt... - Are you all right? 895 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,577 but that he chose to keep to himself. 896 00:39:31,660 --> 00:39:35,164 Well, I didn't chicken out. I mean, people even say I stole the show. 897 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:37,666 You know, I'm thinking about doing, like, a solo show. 898 00:39:37,750 --> 00:39:39,085 Maybe do some close-up magic. 899 00:39:39,168 --> 00:39:40,544 - A little sleight of... - Foot. 900 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,671 - Oh. Is it that obvious? - Yeah. 901 00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:43,879 Did you get that from my office? 902 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,050 Yeah, I Ali-Baba-ed a hand, 903 00:39:46,070 --> 00:39:48,219 but at least they sent me a lefty. 904 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:49,470 Just talked to Sally. 905 00:39:49,553 --> 00:39:52,598 She's never going to approve the wall. Called it a debacle. 906 00:39:52,848 --> 00:39:55,142 And the Chinese got stuck with the software. 907 00:39:55,170 --> 00:39:56,199 - Yep. - Wait. 908 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,311 But isn't it really valuable? 909 00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,438 Uh, didn't Murphybrown fix it? 910 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:02,108 - Briefly. - You made Fakeblock. 911 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:03,818 You wanna see Ben Affleck's peen? 912 00:40:03,901 --> 00:40:06,695 Because after installing his homemade software 913 00:40:06,779 --> 00:40:08,406 into George Michael's computer... 914 00:40:08,489 --> 00:40:10,866 Yep. What? Where is it? It's all scrambled now. 915 00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:13,619 - It's gone. - Yep, and forever. 916 00:40:13,702 --> 00:40:16,831 I fixed it so there's no way to actually see the movie now. 917 00:40:16,997 --> 00:40:18,416 - So, um, um... - So, basically, 918 00:40:18,499 --> 00:40:20,139 you came up with a way to destroy content? 919 00:40:20,626 --> 00:40:22,294 - Yep. - Damn it. 920 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:25,506 All right. Well, we're back to poor. 921 00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:28,300 Looks like you two will be sharing a sleeping bag tonight. 922 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,761 It's just sad because we also don't have the wall. 923 00:40:30,845 --> 00:40:33,180 It would have been so nice to be super rich again, you know? 924 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:34,640 Oh, nobody's gonna build a wall. 925 00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:36,684 According to the succeeding New York Times, 926 00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:38,251 Donald Trump doesn't even have a... 927 00:40:38,252 --> 00:40:39,687 a chance of winning that election. 928 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:42,523 Oh, I don't know, don't count out his likability. 929 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,630 Oh, I suppose someone should let toe-quotes "Rebel" know 930 00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:47,041 that the deal is off, right? 931 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:49,160 Yeah... gotta... gotta say thanks to her. 932 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,907 But, of course, Rebel wasn't in on the con. 933 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,242 Maeby was. 934 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:55,327 - Hey, Michael. - Uh, how about that? 935 00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:58,330 - I guess they really did save the day. - Shh. They'll hear you. 936 00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:00,416 Then they'll want something for being heroes. 937 00:41:00,499 --> 00:41:02,918 Well, too late. I already did hear you. 938 00:41:03,002 --> 00:41:04,587 They're here for their paychecks. 939 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,672 But I'll settle for a bedroom with half bath. 940 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:09,758 Nice try, but it wasn't exactly your idea to protest. 941 00:41:09,842 --> 00:41:10,885 It was your daughter's. 942 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,636 Where is that rebel? 943 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:14,180 She was celebrating with her cousin. 944 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:17,224 Wow. Someone thinks his cousin is his mom. 945 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:21,395 Uh, ex... excuse me, it wasn't her idea to have paid protesters. 946 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:22,855 It was mine. 947 00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:25,149 I was hoping it would bring out Lucille Austero. 948 00:41:25,232 --> 00:41:29,153 But the trial is done! I mean, why do we care? 949 00:41:29,236 --> 00:41:31,238 You don't really think I had anything to do 950 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,073 with her missing, do you? 951 00:41:35,070 --> 00:41:36,090 Do you? 952 00:41:36,118 --> 00:41:37,912 - Oh, no, Buster! - Personally, I have nothing... 953 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:39,413 - No. - Of course not. 954 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:41,790 - Oh, honestly! - Remember who's in your corner. 955 00:41:42,374 --> 00:41:45,211 - Why is everybody so scared? - Oh, hi, Uncle Buster. 956 00:41:45,294 --> 00:41:49,048 We were just speculating as to where Lucille 2 ended up. 957 00:41:49,131 --> 00:41:51,091 Uh, we assumed she'd be here to protest. 958 00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:54,470 Well, maybe there's a surprise under one of these burqas. 959 00:41:54,845 --> 00:41:56,680 You have got to be kidding. 960 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:59,975 Well, it's about time you showed your face, 961 00:42:00,059 --> 00:42:02,603 after what you've done to our family, you... 962 00:42:04,271 --> 00:42:05,272 Hi. 963 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:08,275 Wait, so, at the... Protester... 964 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:09,902 That was you kicking me... 965 00:42:09,985 --> 00:42:12,029 In the balls. 966 00:42:12,112 --> 00:42:13,989 Yeah, your mother was kicking me in the balls. 967 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,408 I thought you left to find your real mother. 968 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:19,912 She's dead. Buster pushed her down some stairs. 969 00:42:20,162 --> 00:42:22,831 Oh, my God. Lucille 2 is your mother? 970 00:42:24,750 --> 00:42:26,627 Mimi. Not Lucille 2. 971 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:28,671 Oh, right. That is who I pushed down the stairs. 972 00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:29,885 Hey, hey, hey. 973 00:42:29,886 --> 00:42:32,341 Well, I just... I just put my... 974 00:42:32,424 --> 00:42:34,527 How often do you get to do that when you're holding one of these? 975 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:37,429 I showed her the rest of the Ron Howard series. 976 00:42:38,013 --> 00:42:39,974 I knew this day was too good to be true. 977 00:42:40,057 --> 00:42:42,851 Let me have it. I'm a liar and a terrible mother 978 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,453 - for keeping it from you. - Yeah. 979 00:42:44,853 --> 00:42:46,355 That's kind of true. 980 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:51,193 Your anger spread to me, made me a horrible partner to Tobias. 981 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,530 And I will say you weren't the most loving mommy yourself. 982 00:42:55,990 --> 00:42:58,576 But to be fair, you barely knew Murphybrown, so... 983 00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,952 Oh, what the? 984 00:43:00,244 --> 00:43:03,122 Oh, yes. And you were a horrible mother to Maeby, too. 985 00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,280 Okay, but on the other hand, 986 00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,760 you hid this ugly secret from me 987 00:43:07,780 --> 00:43:09,795 so I wouldn't know my mother deserted me. 988 00:43:10,170 --> 00:43:13,632 So, you were a critical, difficult mother, 989 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:16,510 but I gotta be honest, Lucy, you're an amazing sister! 990 00:43:16,927 --> 00:43:19,305 Half-sister. 991 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:22,474 I'm wondering if this means that you will, uh, 992 00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,561 perhaps be willing to... take me back. 993 00:43:26,186 --> 00:43:28,647 We're a family. 994 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:31,025 Maeby really wanted to roll her eyes, 995 00:43:31,108 --> 00:43:33,444 but not as much as she wanted the hug. 996 00:43:33,527 --> 00:43:36,113 - Wow. Family of the year. - The motheryear! 997 00:43:36,196 --> 00:43:38,115 Huh? Nothing breaks us apart. 998 00:43:38,198 --> 00:43:39,781 What happened to Michael and George Michael? 999 00:43:39,782 --> 00:43:40,826 It's like they never showed up. 1000 00:43:40,909 --> 00:43:43,120 Where the hell are they going? 1001 00:43:43,203 --> 00:43:45,247 Probably pulling the car around. 1002 00:43:45,331 --> 00:43:47,583 Actually, I think they might be ready to move on. 1003 00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,668 Right. Michael always comes back. 1004 00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:52,087 Yeah. He thinks he has to "bring us together." 1005 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:55,591 Oh, Michael is such a zero. 1006 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:59,380 - Oh, he'll be back. - Michael always comes back. 1007 00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,420 Oh, he'll be back. 1008 00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:02,723 Especially after something goes horribly wrong, 1009 00:44:02,806 --> 00:44:05,059 based on something stupid we did. 1010 00:44:05,142 --> 00:44:09,355 I mean, this... He'll be... God, Michael. 1011 00:44:09,438 --> 00:44:13,025 No, no. I don't think anything's gonna go horribly wrong 1012 00:44:13,108 --> 00:44:14,276 for a long, long ti... 1013 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,153 On the next Arrested Development... 1014 00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:17,260 We're taking down the wall. 1015 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,839 What do you want us to do about this part? 1016 00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,030 The family deals with some fallout from the wall. 1017 00:44:22,110 --> 00:44:23,880 Oh, no, that's nothing. Just take it down. 1018 00:44:23,940 --> 00:44:26,200 No, I don't think we should do that. It'll give away the trick. 1019 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:28,082 - We don't wanna reveal the trick. - What are you talking... 1020 00:44:28,165 --> 00:44:29,625 It doesn't matter. Everybody knows that's not me. 1021 00:44:29,708 --> 00:44:31,752 You put in a mannequin. That's the trick. 1022 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:34,380 Yeah. It's creepy. It looks like a person. 1023 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:37,257 - Get it out of here. - Plus, I wanna get my mask back. 1024 00:44:56,860 --> 00:44:59,822 Hey, gang, does Buster's mannequin look like... 1025 00:44:59,905 --> 00:45:01,240 Judy Garland. 1026 00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:02,825 Is it Lucille 2? 1027 00:45:02,908 --> 00:45:04,618 Why is she smiling? 1028 00:45:06,745 --> 00:45:08,163 This isn't a mannequin. 1029 00:45:10,916 --> 00:45:12,000 This is... 1030 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:14,920 the happiest corpse I've ever seen. 1031 00:45:28,934 --> 00:45:31,895 Okay, I did it. So... 1032 00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:39,737 But doesn't she remind you of Mom? 1033 00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:25,990 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - www.addic7ed.com ...