1 00:00:02,070 --> 00:00:04,472 WOMAN: Paul's been having a difficult time of late. 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,250 FX presents Atlanta. 3 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:21,522 Okay. 4 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,257 Ooh-wee, I am fuming, y'all. 5 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:27,161 So I was taking my ten-year-old, Destiny, to school this morning. 6 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:32,533 Now, she loves that 96.5 radio station. 7 00:00:32,566 --> 00:00:35,836 It's like the hits or top 40 hits or something. 8 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,038 This rap song comes on. 9 00:00:38,072 --> 00:00:41,509 And it was just... disgusting. 10 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:44,078 It's... You okay, baby? 11 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:47,181 Want a juice box? 12 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:51,051 So, uh, I-I looked up the lyrics. 13 00:00:51,085 --> 00:00:55,123 And the song is by this guy, Paper Boi, 14 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,791 and I'm gonna read y'all what was playing. 15 00:00:57,825 --> 00:01:00,294 So there's gonna be some cussing. 16 00:01:00,328 --> 00:01:01,929 But it's not my words. 17 00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:04,064 Okay, so here it goes. 18 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,602 "Bitch, I need reparations. 19 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:11,972 "N-Niggas tired of dancing like The Temptations. 20 00:01:12,005 --> 00:01:16,110 "Sell a dime bag or that new crack, fentanyl. 21 00:01:16,144 --> 00:01:18,712 "The same reason Prince killed. 22 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,282 "My dick is like a tree trunk. 23 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:23,984 "Baby, catch this tree sap. 24 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,887 "Kicked you out the condo. 25 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,590 "This ain't the place you sleep at. 26 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:31,625 "Baby, slide on the dick. 27 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,162 "You can do it all night. 28 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,764 "You can be my baby mama. 29 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:40,668 You can't ever be my wife." 30 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:43,271 Here's where it gets crazy, y'all. 31 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:47,675 "Said no to college 'cause it's no fun. 32 00:01:47,708 --> 00:01:50,778 "Mo' drugs and mo' guns. 33 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:54,081 "But I still might have to slap a trick. 34 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:58,051 Shout-out Colin Kaepernick." 35 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,289 (crying): I'm sorry. 36 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:05,493 It's just, like, this is what was on. 37 00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:09,330 * Uh, told a bitch you motherfuckin' right * 38 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,699 * Told a bitch you motherfuckin' right. * 39 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:12,700 (laughter) 40 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,834 (whoops, trills) 41 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,469 Hey! 42 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:18,272 Oh, boy, I can't believe that single went gold already. 43 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:21,842 Yo, that white woman crying, 44 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,777 that was the best thing that could've happened to us, man. 45 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:26,214 Their tears are powerful. 46 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:27,781 They are. They really are. 47 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,049 Yo, I was gonna send her ass a gift, 48 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,051 but, uh, she was slick hatin', though. 49 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:33,321 (laughter) 50 00:02:33,354 --> 00:02:36,123 Oh, man. Hey, y'all fellas want another round of shots? 51 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,658 -Oh, hell yeah, man. -Yeah. -Sure, man. 52 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,293 BARTENDER: 1800-- it's on me. 53 00:02:39,327 --> 00:02:41,128 Not even gonna charge y'all for these, all right? 54 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,896 -Oh, thanks, man. -Thanks. 55 00:02:42,930 --> 00:02:46,967 Matter of fact, might take one with y'all. 56 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,870 -Oh, all right. -Oh... -Hey... 57 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:52,072 White tears. 58 00:02:52,105 --> 00:02:53,641 Oh, it tastes like free. 59 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,075 Ah. 60 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:57,845 Look, we got to talk about... 61 00:02:57,878 --> 00:03:01,849 Yo. Y-You're Paper Boi, right? 62 00:03:01,882 --> 00:03:04,151 Yeah, man. 63 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,719 Man, see, listen, I was trying to see 64 00:03:05,753 --> 00:03:07,020 if I could kick some business with you, brother. 65 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:08,489 Like, I got a handle on a couple... 66 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,424 Well, actually, you know, we're kind of off the clock right now, 67 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,159 -so, like, we're just... -Man, fuck you, dude! 68 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,262 I'm talking to Paper Boi. 69 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:17,365 Okey-dokey. 70 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,433 BARTENDER: Anyway, man, so... 71 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:21,101 put me on. 72 00:03:21,134 --> 00:03:22,870 Huh? 73 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:27,508 Put... me... on. 74 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:29,877 I'm trying to get like you, you know. 75 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:31,679 -I need this shit. -MAN: Order up. Let's go, now. 76 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,548 Yes, sir, it'll be right up. 77 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,786 (bartender mumbling) 78 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,188 Okay, that was... weird. 79 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,525 Man, that shit be happening all the time now, man. 80 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,927 It's kind of cool. 81 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,429 You know? 'Cause people recognize you. 82 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,897 ALFRED: Yeah, man, that's overrated. 83 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,098 Nah. I don't think it is 'cause, like, 84 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,866 I'm always getting stunted on. 85 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,135 I would love to be the person who can stunt on somebody. 86 00:03:55,168 --> 00:03:56,304 You can stunt on anybody you want. 87 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:58,071 Hey, man, shit. Look, welcome to Atlanta. 88 00:03:58,105 --> 00:03:59,440 Man, all you need is some money. 89 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,208 I don't even think it's that. 90 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:04,312 I once bought a homeless person a McDonald's meal. 91 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:05,779 He threw it away right in front of me. 92 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,147 Stunted on right there. 93 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,549 ALFRED: Look, trust me, man. 94 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,551 This town run off stunting on people. 95 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:12,252 Them streaming checks come in yet? 96 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:14,455 -Monday. -It's gonna be good, right? 97 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,056 It's gonna be less than you expected, 98 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,658 but more than I was, so... 99 00:04:17,691 --> 00:04:19,993 Oh. Coolio 'cause I need that money, yo. 100 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,495 I feel you. 101 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:24,432 I feel... I feel everything. 102 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,636 -(door opens) -* Where tiny men have been absorbed... * 103 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:29,670 (door closes) 104 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,672 VAN: Hey, babe. 105 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:35,843 EARN: Hey. What's up? 106 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:40,013 Mm. I love how you send all your important mail to my house. 107 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,616 Yeah. That's love. I trust you. 108 00:04:42,650 --> 00:04:44,952 (Van chuckles) 109 00:04:44,985 --> 00:04:46,787 You're not gonna believe what happened today. 110 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,188 What happened today? 111 00:04:48,221 --> 00:04:49,657 VAN: You know how we've been trying 112 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,492 to go to this Beyoncé concert? 113 00:04:51,525 --> 00:04:54,662 This heifer Kristina goes out and buys herself a VIP ticket. 114 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:57,865 * She asked me who died... * 115 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:00,033 That means we can't sit together. 116 00:05:00,067 --> 00:05:01,602 And not everybody can afford 117 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:04,137 350 extra dollars for a fucking VIP ticket. 118 00:05:04,171 --> 00:05:07,808 And she's like, "Well, maybe I can meet all y'all afterwards. 119 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,310 Maybe." 120 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,881 She stunted on you. 121 00:05:13,914 --> 00:05:16,784 She stunted on me. 122 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,619 Well, you know what? This weekend... 123 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,887 Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,623 ...we're doing it big. I'm calling it. 125 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:24,024 -No more Mr. Nice Earn. -Oh, yeah? 126 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:25,393 -Yeah, seriously. -Okay, Diddy. 127 00:05:25,426 --> 00:05:27,027 The stunters have become the stunted. 128 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:28,562 -All right, all right. -Yeah. 129 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,364 -Puff Daddy. -Look at this. 130 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,666 Puff Zaddy. 131 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:35,636 -Oh. -Yeah. 132 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:37,538 -Shit. -Oh, my God. 133 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:40,240 -You're gonna get us robbed. -(laughs) 134 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,515 Hey, what up, boy? 135 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:48,882 -Hey! Paper Boi in the house. -Hey, what's going on, man? 136 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:50,684 -What's good, man? -Good to see you. 137 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,020 -That's my boy, Darius, man. -Hey, Darius. What it do? 138 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,822 Aw, we got a hugger, man. Nice to meet you. 139 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,657 -How you doing, man? -Hey, great. 140 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,058 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 141 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,593 CLARK: Yo, that's my boy, Boogz, right there. 142 00:05:59,627 --> 00:06:01,194 -Hey, what up, man? -What up, man? How y'all doing? 143 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:03,063 Squad up in here, man, that's my right-hand man. 144 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,332 (laughing): Wait a minute... Them the Tubs? 145 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:07,100 Aw, what you looking at, this? 146 00:06:07,134 --> 00:06:09,036 -You must be looking at this, man. -ALFRED: Come on, man. 147 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,771 Yo, Tub dubs. My mom, she used to work 148 00:06:10,804 --> 00:06:12,372 -in the government. -(laughing): What? 149 00:06:12,406 --> 00:06:14,742 Yeah, she got 'em to me before they stopped making 'em, 150 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,945 -so, kind of like a little good luck charm. -Wow. 151 00:06:17,978 --> 00:06:19,613 CLARK: Yeah, man. 152 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:21,381 But, yo, we're working on some hot tracks right now. 153 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:22,950 You trying to, you trying to hop in a couple of tracks, man? 154 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:24,418 ALFRED: Oh, yeah? 155 00:06:24,452 --> 00:06:25,619 We could get a couple verses in. 156 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:27,387 Come on, man. We might as well. 157 00:06:27,421 --> 00:06:29,389 Oh, yeah, man. Well, I got to get in the zone first, man. 158 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:31,124 -Yep. -I got to, like, smoke and shit. You hear me? 159 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:32,960 CLARK: Nah, I feel you, totally, bro... 160 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,262 Yeah, I rolled a blunt, man. You-you trying to hit this? 161 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,697 CLARK: Man, that sounds dope, 162 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,365 but I don't, I don't really smoke. 163 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:40,233 -No? -Nah, I got to keep my voice right. 164 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,234 But, hey, thanks, man. 165 00:06:41,268 --> 00:06:43,103 Yeah, man, I-I hear you. 166 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,938 All right, well, that's why I brought this Hen, though. 167 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,373 -You know what I'm saying? -(laughs) -DARIUS: Yeah, boy. 168 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,708 You trying to get in on this, I know, right? 169 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,810 Man! You brought the Hen, that's dope! 170 00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:51,612 I know you trying to get in on this, my nigga. 171 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,714 Hey, that's what's up, man. I don't really drink. 172 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,716 We got bottles here for y'all, though. 173 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:57,084 But I don't really drink like that. 174 00:06:57,117 --> 00:07:00,087 -That's lit, though, man. -Yeah. Okay. 175 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:02,255 Yeah, man, yo. Do your thing, man. 176 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:04,558 Get in your zone. I'm about to lay down something, dude. 177 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,594 Play that one. 178 00:07:08,796 --> 00:07:10,764 Yo, Clark is pretty cool, man. 179 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:12,232 -Yeah. -Nice guy. 180 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,234 Yeah, I know. 181 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,670 CLARK: Hey, yo, start it after the chorus. 182 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,138 -ENGINEER: Okay, got you, bro. -Yeah, track get me hype. 183 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,508 (coughs) 184 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,543 * 185 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:27,347 ALFRED (chuckles): It's dope. 186 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,349 (Darius chuckles) 187 00:07:29,382 --> 00:07:31,785 (Clark humming) 188 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,453 Yo. 189 00:07:33,487 --> 00:07:36,256 * Walk it, walk it, walk it like a bird, bird, bird * 190 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,258 * Talking to the plug like * 191 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,027 * What's the word, word, word? * 192 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,294 * Swerve, swerve, swerve * 193 00:07:41,328 --> 00:07:43,531 * Off the curb, curb, curb * 194 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:46,266 * Hennessy plus the herb, plus the herb, herb, herb * 195 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,001 * Yo, I just bought a dinosaur like Nicolas Cage. * 196 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:50,003 -(music stops) -Uh... 197 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:51,539 Hey, what happened? Hey, what's going on? 198 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,040 ENGINEER: Hey, sorry, man. (clears throat) 199 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,341 The program just crashed or something. 200 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:57,144 CLARK: The program just crashed? 201 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,346 ENGINEER: I just got to up... we got to update, probably. 202 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,114 -Okay. -ENGINEER: I'm sorry, man. 203 00:08:01,148 --> 00:08:03,884 It just... yeah, it just crashed. 204 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,886 Dude, don't crash it again, dude. 205 00:08:05,919 --> 00:08:07,487 ENGINEER: Yeah, that's my bad. 206 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,289 -CLARK: Yeah, it's your bad. -It just crashed, so... 207 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,291 Dude, if it crashes again, 208 00:08:11,324 --> 00:08:14,695 I'm gonna crash my foot in your ass. 209 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,630 Fix that shit, okay? 210 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:18,566 ENGINEER: Yeah, that's-that's my bad. You know... 211 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,568 Hey, yo, Al, man. You fucks with that, man? 212 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,469 -Dude, that was... -That shit was dope to me, man. 213 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,371 Boy, you're a strapping young lad. 214 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,039 -It's good, man. -CLARK: Hey, man. I appreciate you, Darius. 215 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:27,140 You got that, man. 216 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,542 Yo, it's the gift, bro. 217 00:08:28,576 --> 00:08:30,678 Like, I was just freestyling off the top, right? 218 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,713 And then I just got into this different world, man. 219 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,848 I don't even remember what I said, to be real, man. 220 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,483 I felt that, man. 221 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,652 Hopefully, I can recreate it, you know, 222 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:42,089 um, after I listen to it because the engineer did his job. 223 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,757 He recorded it, right? 224 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,225 Yeah, we got that. I'm just double-checking 225 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:46,326 -that it's there, you know? -Right, right. 226 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:48,428 -What's up? -Yo. 227 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,198 -You need to stop playing, dawg. Okay? -Man, I'm not... 228 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:53,333 -I'm not playing. It's... -Hey, yo, Boogz, it's cool, man. 229 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,336 'Cause it's all love, right? Hey, man, I love you, bro. 230 00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:59,206 I wouldn't hurt you. I'd never put a hand on you. 231 00:08:59,239 --> 00:09:00,608 ENGINEER: I know that. 232 00:09:00,641 --> 00:09:02,342 Just don't fuck up 233 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,612 because I'm not the only one with hands in this world. 234 00:09:04,645 --> 00:09:05,746 You know what I'm saying? 235 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,949 ENGINEER: Yeah, man. (sighs) I love you, too. 236 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,752 -Let's do this. -Yeah, hey, stop talking. 237 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:16,256 Damn, this place is kind of nice. 238 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,958 Yeah, and it serves alcohol. 239 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,392 'Cause, you know, when you're drunk, 240 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:22,462 the one thing you want to do is sit in a chair for two hours. 241 00:09:22,495 --> 00:09:24,564 -Yeah, totally. -Yeah. 242 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,767 -May I help you? -Yeah, uh, can I get, uh, 243 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,435 two tickets for Fast and Furious? 244 00:09:28,468 --> 00:09:30,303 Oh, regular or VIP? 245 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:34,307 -What does VIP get you? -It doesn't matter. Two VIPs. 246 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,776 -Okay. -Yeah. 247 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:40,648 I'm sorry, 248 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,751 but I can't take a bill that large. 249 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,754 It's all right, um... just use my debit. 250 00:09:46,787 --> 00:09:50,557 Mm-hmm. Uh, can I see an ID or a driver's license? 251 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,892 Thank you. 252 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:54,895 Okay. I got to make a copy of these every time we swipe it, 253 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,097 so, um, are you good on tickets? 254 00:09:57,130 --> 00:10:00,300 You got to make a copy every time you swipe? 255 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:03,003 Yeah, I know it's crazy. It's a new policy, though. 256 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:04,471 Yeah, but... 257 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,107 Yeah, I don't want a bunch of copies of my debit card 258 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:08,742 and my driver's license all around, you know? 259 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:10,010 What if somebody steals it? 260 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:13,180 -We're not responsible for that. -VAN: You know what? 261 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,615 It's fine, 'cause I have cash. I could just pay with it. 262 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:18,819 No, it's fine. Um, it's okay, we'll... 263 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,588 We'll figure something else out. It's fine. Thank you. 264 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,323 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 265 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:26,026 Babe, it's fine. I can pay. 266 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:29,262 No, it... This place feels weird to you, right? 267 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,131 -It feels kind of strange. -Yeah. It's a weird policy. 268 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:32,966 Yeah, yeah. And when did they even start doing that? 269 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,368 $32.28. 270 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:39,272 What? 271 00:10:39,306 --> 00:10:41,875 That's a hund... Hold on right there. 272 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,110 Excuse me, sir. 273 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,477 I-I know you don't know me, 274 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,914 but I just tried to pay with a hundred, and they told... 275 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:52,585 Wow. Okay, let's-let's get out of here. Yeah. 276 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,689 Thanks very much. 277 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,000 * Gray love * 278 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,871 * Hungover Sunday love * 279 00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:13,206 * Come over, no, stay, love... * 280 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,308 I told you not to use the $100 bill. 281 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:18,846 Why? It's legal U.S. tender. 282 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:21,749 Nobody uses cash like that anymore. 283 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,817 What are you, Gucci Mane? Come on. 284 00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,353 I should be able to use a $100 bill, okay? 285 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,988 What happened to us was racist. 286 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,590 -It was weird. -No, it was racism. 287 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,892 -(laughs) -Textbook. 288 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:34,862 I caught that lady red-handed. 289 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:38,065 -You can't say that. -Say what? 290 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,734 Red-handed. Like, red skin. 291 00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:44,104 Like, Native Americans 'cause they're always stealing. 292 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,207 -Is that where that's from? -Yeah, what's wrong with you? 293 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:49,442 I didn't even know. I didn't even know that. 294 00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:52,279 -I... Damn. -(laughs) 295 00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:54,848 * Come over, no, stay, love... * 296 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:56,383 You're fucking with me. That's not funny. 297 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,551 -That's not funny. -It's funny. 298 00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:00,720 -No. -It's funny. 299 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,356 (laughs) 300 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,592 It sounds real. 301 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,995 (sirens wailing in distance) 302 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:14,001 I don't think that's where it comes from. 303 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,939 Oh, my God. 304 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,641 Hey, man. 305 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:24,044 I see you out here getting that endorsement money. (chuckles) 306 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,479 -I need some of that shit. -Hell yeah. 307 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,714 That Yoo-hoo commercial. 308 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:31,885 -That shit fire, boy. "Yoo-hoo!" -(laughter) 309 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,653 Thanks, man. 310 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:35,588 The commercials pay really well, too. 311 00:12:35,622 --> 00:12:37,390 You got to get on that, Paper Boi. 312 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,459 Man, I don't know, man. 313 00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,829 I ain't got the image for that shit like you do. 314 00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:43,263 What you mean? (clears throat) 315 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,598 They got him for the, uh, what's that, the rap snack? 316 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,666 Rap Snacks. 317 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,168 -Aw, man. -The chips? 318 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,803 -Yeah, man. -That-That's dope. 319 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,105 Yeah, man, they wanted to give me my own flavor called 320 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,141 -Cocaine White Cheddar or some shit, man. -There you go. 321 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:55,608 -But I passed on that, man. -Huh? 322 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:57,477 Look, I wanted that Fast and the Furious soundtrack, 323 00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,246 but, uh, I ain't get it. 324 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,982 Then I found out that your ass got it, though. 325 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,951 Yeah, yeah. I got it. Yeah. 326 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:07,754 I mean, most of these majors' stuff, they don't... 327 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,789 They don't look out for black folks like that. 328 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,624 They don't put us on like that. 329 00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,326 There's only one spot for niggas, 330 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,763 and I got to get it, so you know how that go. 331 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,832 Yeah, but how you be getting that shit, though? 332 00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:21,134 My manager, Luke. He hooks it all up, man. 333 00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:24,271 He has all the connections with all the major brands. 334 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,539 He really does his job really well, man. 335 00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,141 If you want to talk to anybody, 336 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,543 just holler at Luke. Yeah. 337 00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:33,180 -Yeah. -Got some waters for you guys. -Oh, thanks, bro. 338 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,647 -Yeah, of course. -I appreciate it, man. 339 00:13:34,681 --> 00:13:38,451 Yo, pull up the "King of Diamonds" joint. 340 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,453 -All right. -The preset's still up, right? 341 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,222 I'm not sure. 342 00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:45,658 Let me know when you're sure, okay? 343 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,627 I'm not playing with you today, okay? 344 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,897 It's me and Paper Boi, man. Come on, man, come on. 345 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,564 -Don't waste our time, bro. -I got you. 346 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,334 You-you got me. 347 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,303 How much we got, man? Fifty thou? 348 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,805 Ha, $50,000 on me. (laughs) 349 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,207 Who are you on the phone with? I see you. 350 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,308 Why you ain't bring no girls? 351 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,043 -I was calling my accountant, nigga. -Hey! 352 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,913 (laughter) 353 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:07,347 No, it's just, it's fucking amaz... 354 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,082 It crashed again. 355 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,692 Hey, yo, Boogz, I'm gonna go for a walk real quick, 356 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,562 all right, man? 357 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,209 Y'all should go home. 358 00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,851 -Oh, okay. (grunts) -Yeah, man. 359 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,520 I was on my way out anyway, you know what I mean. 360 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,056 (overlapping chatter) 361 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,958 -Good luck with your track, bro. -Thanks, man. 362 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:54,561 -Appreciate it. Yep. -Stay woke. 363 00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,964 I'm gonna just take this, man, 'cause it's, like, half full. 364 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:58,698 -Oh, yeah, I-I got it, man. -Yep, you got this. 365 00:14:58,731 --> 00:14:59,699 We got it, we got it. 366 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,269 (door opens and closes) 367 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,905 If you break it down, hookah kind of sounds like something 368 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,208 the tobacco industry created for six-year-olds. 369 00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:10,944 You know what I'm saying? Like... fruit-flavored smoke. 370 00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,281 You're not supposed to breathe it in, you know that? 371 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:15,582 -You're not supposed to inhale? -Thank you. 372 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:19,652 -No, Grandpa. -Now I really hate it. 373 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,888 I got to pat you down, bro. 374 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,356 Sure, yeah. All right. 375 00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,598 You're good, you're good, bro. 376 00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,267 $20 for dudes, bro. 377 00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:36,769 All right. $20? 378 00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:37,937 $20 for dudes, bro. 379 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,242 There, you have a good night, man. 380 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,477 -Thanks. -Picture ID. 381 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,181 See? 382 00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:50,317 You're not gonna tell me it's not cute. 383 00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:53,486 I thought I'd see more Middle Eastern people here. 384 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:54,621 It's kind of weird. 385 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,323 Thank you. 386 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,858 Okay, so, which flavor do you like? 387 00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:01,528 'Cause mint is good, but you can mix them. 388 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,962 I'm not really a mint guy. 389 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,465 -I don't like how it feels in my mouth. -Oh, my God. 390 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:06,666 Especially with smoke... 391 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,668 You have the palate of a three-year-old. 392 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,370 Untrue. I... 393 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:14,007 Sir, did you just pay with that $100 bill outside? 394 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,609 Uh... yeah? 395 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,146 Well, that $100 bill was fake. 396 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,881 -You need to come with us. -What? What do you mean? 397 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:25,485 That bill you used was fake. Let's go. 398 00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,354 Are you sure it was mine? 399 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,789 You're the only one who's paid with a $100 bill. 400 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,991 -Let's just go. -All right. 401 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,461 You see? Right there. 402 00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,329 There's the watermark. 403 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:40,533 No, no. You did that. 404 00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,535 I did that? 405 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,204 What do you...? 406 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,174 No, man-- just-just get another hundred to compare it. 407 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,142 There are no other hundreds in the bar. 408 00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,643 Do you got one of those... 409 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,745 one of those pens that you can mark it with? 410 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,581 Of course not. 411 00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,015 (scoffs) 412 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,417 How do you even know it's fake? 413 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,551 I know, okay? 414 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,987 Here. Try and rip it up. 415 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,755 What? 416 00:17:02,789 --> 00:17:04,424 What are you talking about? That makes no sense. 417 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,459 I'm not falling for your tricks. 418 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,931 You know what? 419 00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,000 It's fine. Just... Just give me the... 420 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,002 Give me the money back. I-I'll leave. 421 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,904 Yeah, but you already came inside. 422 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,772 You still need to pay. 423 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:23,410 Hurry up! 424 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,213 Oh, my fucking God. 425 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:35,955 Hey. 426 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,624 We all know that the bill was real, 427 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:40,893 but the owner was tripping. 428 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,929 Sorry about that. 429 00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,402 That was definitely racist. 430 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:50,937 Yeah, what the fuck? This is supposed to be 431 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,905 a celebration, man. 432 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,974 Yeah, I know. 433 00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:56,309 Let's just get some food. 434 00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,444 No, no, no. 435 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:58,878 I know where we're going. 436 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,747 Where we gonna go? 437 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,116 I'm going somewhere where people definitely know 438 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,885 how to treat someone with money. 439 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,454 (phone ringing) 440 00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:08,755 Yeah. A'ight, a'ight. 441 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,257 A'ight, man. Bet. 442 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,991 (laughs) Hey, man. 443 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,326 Earn headed to the strip club. 444 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,061 You want to go slap some butts? 445 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,330 Nah, but I'll watch. 446 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:19,065 Huh-- all right. Get dressed, nigga. 447 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,400 Earn trying to stunt tonight. 448 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:21,634 Oh, wait, wait, wait. That reminds me. 449 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,470 I got this brand-new all-white suit. 450 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,805 On a bitch. I'm-a throw that on. 451 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:28,475 You really want to wear all white to a strip club, nigga? 452 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:30,477 You're right. 453 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,078 Tracy, you coming? 454 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,313 Yeah. 455 00:18:33,346 --> 00:18:35,648 I'm ready. 456 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,590 Yeah, that's funny, you know that we don't... 457 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,625 -Oh, what the hell? -Goddamn! 458 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,427 -No. -That thing clean. 459 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,661 What y'all do, rob a prom? 460 00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,930 Paper Boi, Paper Boi! 461 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,031 Hey, Vanessa. 462 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,866 -How are you? -Hi, Alfred. 463 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,001 Y'all niggas is drunk. 464 00:18:55,034 --> 00:18:56,369 Do you like my big car? 465 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,004 I-I don't want to respond to that. 466 00:18:58,037 --> 00:18:59,606 -That's weird. -Hey, what's going on, man? 467 00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,509 Thank you for shuttling us black people to Onyx. 468 00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,377 -What the fuck, man? -No, this shit's gonna be tight, man. 469 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,478 Y'all stunting tonight. 470 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,046 We stunting tonight. Yeah. 471 00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:09,516 All right, let's go. 472 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,784 * I tell all my hos, rake it up * 473 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,521 * Break it down, bag it up * 474 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,155 * Fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up * 475 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,957 * Back it up, back it up, back it up * 476 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,226 * Rake it up, rake it up, rake it up... * 477 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:20,993 DJ: Yo! Fix your grill pieces. 478 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,395 Big baller alert! 479 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,632 We got Paper Boi in the building tonight, ladies. 480 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,901 Yeah, yeah, give it up for my man right there. 481 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,571 He's got his crew and a white girl on his arm. 482 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:34,407 Yeah, I'm talking to you, Annie Hall. 483 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,408 Pink toe. 484 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,176 Let's get it popping. 485 00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:40,213 Shorty's ass so fat on stage, look like a birth defect. 486 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,081 Oh! 487 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:44,150 * I said I'm that nigga, bitch, I already know it... * 488 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,553 If there's anything I can get you, let me know. 489 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,355 -Mm-hmm. -Your table does come with a bottle of your choice, 490 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,856 so let me know what I can get you. 491 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,424 -Hennessy Black. -Uh, actually, 492 00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:53,726 Van doesn't drink that, so tequila. 493 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,595 -Got you. -You're right, you're right. 494 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,096 I mean, I'm gonna drink whatever you get. 495 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:58,865 Sure thing. 496 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:01,868 Uh, actually, uh, do you have change for a hundred? 497 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:03,370 They can help you at the bar. Come on. 498 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,771 I'll be back. 499 00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:07,206 All right, man, cool. 500 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,209 Don't get lost in all this ass! 501 00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:12,279 ("I Get the Bag" by Gucci Mane playing) 502 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:14,213 (distorted): * Ha * 503 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,948 * It's Gucci * 504 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,183 * It's Drop Top * 505 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:18,951 * Wizop * 506 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,219 -* Hoo * -* Skrrt * 507 00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:22,121 * Yo... * 508 00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:23,890 Hey. 509 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,558 Yoo-hoo! 510 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,193 * I get the bag and flip it and tumble it... * 511 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,262 Um, can you turn this hundred into ones? 512 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,531 Sure thing, papi. Uh, we take 20% 513 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,301 to change it out, and there's a $200 minimum. 514 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:37,136 -20%? -Mm-hmm. 515 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,439 All right. 516 00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:41,140 * They DM me * 517 00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,542 * Drop the top when it's cold... * 518 00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,277 Thank you. 519 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,145 -Have fun, baby. -DJ: Yo, coming to the stage, 520 00:20:46,178 --> 00:20:48,047 we got Bankhead Barbie. 521 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,949 You know her, you love her. 522 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,784 * They say the dope on fleek... * 523 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,820 DJ: Yo, man, don't just look at her, tip her. 524 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:56,055 * Them niggas that flex in the back don't say nothin'... * 525 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,890 Man, where you going, my man? 526 00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:00,793 I said, "Tip her." 527 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,095 Yeah, you, with that green jacket 528 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:05,732 and that wack-ass Coca-Cola T-shirt. 529 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,400 * My bitch, she walk around like she Kris Jenner * 530 00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,268 * I used to break and then enter * 531 00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,903 * Then Takeoff run 'em like the game of temple... * 532 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,573 Aw, come on, man, you can do better than that. 533 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,309 You just took $200 out the ATM machine 534 00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,810 from your PNC checking account. 535 00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:19,612 Nigga! 536 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,748 -Oh, shit. Oh, shit. -(air horn blowing) 537 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,417 Coming to the stage, we ain't seen her a long time. 538 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,354 She been on house arrest for giving illegal butt injections, 539 00:21:27,387 --> 00:21:31,724 give it up for Bankhead Barbie! 540 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,295 * Way above the ground * 541 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,297 * Way above the ground... * 542 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:40,032 You want a dance, sweetheart? 543 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:43,202 Uh, no. But you can dance for my girl over there. 544 00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:45,237 Okay. 545 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,876 (song ends) 546 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:53,212 Okay, honey, that'll be $20. 547 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,348 -Did you want me to keep going? -That wasn't even three seconds. 548 00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,049 You-you didn't even make it over there. 549 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,285 -Well, it's for a song. -Need anything, boo? 550 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,153 Uh, we still haven't gotten our tequila. 551 00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,955 Yeah, I was waiting on you guys to pay for it. 552 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:05,291 But it comes with the table. 553 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:08,194 Yeah, it comes with the table, so you have to buy one. 554 00:22:08,227 --> 00:22:09,396 How much? 555 00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,564 $200, love. 556 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:15,234 All right, um... 557 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,669 -Here. -Okay. 558 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:18,705 I'll be back with the drinks. 559 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,407 You got any ones? 560 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,175 I want to give it to the girl on stage. 561 00:22:23,209 --> 00:22:25,678 EARN: But she's so skinny, and she... 562 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,547 -she's not doing anything. -VAN (groaning): I know. 563 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:30,082 But I feel bad for her. 564 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:31,651 She seems new, and, like, 565 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:33,085 all the other girls are so pretty, 566 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,054 and she shouldn't have to compete. 567 00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,923 (chuckles) All right. 568 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:38,190 You got it. Pity dance. 569 00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:41,360 I've never heard of that. 570 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:43,430 ALFRED (high-pitched): "She looks new." 571 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,364 (laughs) Man, that's Minnie. 572 00:22:45,398 --> 00:22:47,233 Looking new her hook. 573 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:49,736 Yeah, she's been looking new for about damn ten years now, man. 574 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:50,937 (laughs) 575 00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:53,305 -Real talk? -Mm-hmm. 576 00:22:54,974 --> 00:22:58,678 Yeah, well... it's working for her. 577 00:22:58,711 --> 00:22:59,846 Hmm. 578 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,414 Hey, man. 579 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,382 Van told me about that $100 bill shit. 580 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,284 Yeah, that shit was wack. 581 00:23:05,317 --> 00:23:07,887 Yeah, well, you can't be going out spending $100 bills, nigga. 582 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:08,955 Why not? 583 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,458 It's legal U.S. tender. 584 00:23:11,491 --> 00:23:12,859 Look at you, man. 585 00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:14,226 You don't look like no damn dope boy. 586 00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,862 I'd think that shit was fake, too. 587 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,764 -(laughs) -You told me the only thing I needed 588 00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,899 -to run this city was money. -Mm-mmm. 589 00:23:19,932 --> 00:23:22,268 Money is an idea, man. 590 00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:24,871 Look, there's a reason that a white dude dressed just like you 591 00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:26,372 can walk into a bank and get a loan, 592 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,775 and you can't even spend a $100 bill, man. 593 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:30,977 I mean, you need to start acting like you're better 594 00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,979 than other niggas, and then they'll start treating you 595 00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,947 -better than other niggas. -DARIUS: Yeah, 'cause otherwise, 596 00:23:34,981 --> 00:23:36,215 -you're just another nigga. -Another nigga. 597 00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,617 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 598 00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:39,752 Hey, look at Tracy ass over there, man. 599 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,921 He's been telling these hos all night that he's my manager. 600 00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,390 Yo, man. We should hire her, yo. 601 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,058 -Yeah? Hey! -There it is! 602 00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:48,127 (Alfred laughs) 603 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,729 I don't even know why I'm here. 604 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:50,930 This place has been finessing me all night. 605 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:52,632 ALFRED: Duh, nigga. 606 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:54,567 It's a strip club. That's what it's for. 607 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:55,735 Yep. It ain't like you're supposed to be 608 00:23:55,768 --> 00:23:57,336 out here saving money. 609 00:23:57,369 --> 00:23:59,171 ALFRED (mumbling): Yeah, ain't saving no money 610 00:23:59,205 --> 00:24:00,773 -at no strip club. -Yeah. 611 00:24:02,374 --> 00:24:03,876 Nigga. 612 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:16,222 You okay? 613 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,459 Nah, I had fun. 614 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:24,497 (cheering, applause) 615 00:24:31,403 --> 00:24:33,640 VAN: What is going on? 616 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,307 Yeah, Michael Vick out here racing people. 617 00:24:35,341 --> 00:24:36,475 He taking bets, too. 618 00:24:36,509 --> 00:24:38,711 Yeah, boy, yeah. 619 00:24:38,745 --> 00:24:40,947 Is he... is he doing okay? 620 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,181 Oh, he fine. 621 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:43,616 It's just a good hustle. 622 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:46,018 Yeah. Drunk people just want to race him. 623 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:47,520 This his sixth race 624 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,022 in the ten minutes I've been standing here. 625 00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:51,824 -That boy's good. -MICHAEL: Anybody else? 626 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:53,492 Anybody? 627 00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,294 MAN: Three-to-one odds. 628 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:57,363 It's fair. 629 00:24:57,396 --> 00:25:00,900 I kind of want to see this. 630 00:25:00,933 --> 00:25:02,201 I'll do it. 631 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:04,236 (cheering) 632 00:25:04,270 --> 00:25:06,305 No, what, wait... what are you doing? 633 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,507 Sometimes you just got to stunt on people. 634 00:25:08,541 --> 00:25:11,177 And also, I haven't run six races in ten minutes. 635 00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,378 Should be good. 636 00:25:12,411 --> 00:25:13,546 Let's make this quick. 637 00:25:13,580 --> 00:25:14,714 (cheering) 638 00:25:14,747 --> 00:25:16,749 HAT MAN: Oh, shit. 639 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:22,855 DJ: All right, all right, all right, fellas, fellas, fellas. 640 00:25:22,889 --> 00:25:24,256 You know how we do it. 641 00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,858 Let's get it going, let's get it going. 642 00:25:25,892 --> 00:25:28,227 A'ight? On your mark. 643 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:29,662 Get set. 644 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:30,897 Go! 645 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:32,932 (triumphant music playing) 646 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:47,046 It's Michael Vick. 647 00:25:49,716 --> 00:25:52,251 * We some marsupial * 648 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:53,720 * Superstars * 649 00:25:53,753 --> 00:25:55,187 * I want the top, who you fooling, yeah * 650 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,623 * I want a bitch with big booty, yah * 651 00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:58,691 * A-ya-ya-ya-ya, ooh * 652 00:25:58,725 --> 00:26:00,259 * Bitch screaming like a Indian * 653 00:26:00,292 --> 00:26:01,794 * I want to fuck a amphibian * 654 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:03,696 * I keep a "K" like Sicilian * 655 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:07,199 * You can't suck dick, you too pretty, huh * 656 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,068 * Diamonds straight out of the freezer * 657 00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:10,569 * I got more sauce than a pizza * 658 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:12,104 * You ain't got to be shy, girl * 659 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,106 * Swag make a bitch toot it up * 660 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,908 * Makin' dumb bread 'cause I'm shittin' on 'em * 661 00:26:15,942 --> 00:26:17,476 * Gettin' dumb head, stupid on 'em * 662 00:26:17,509 --> 00:26:19,311 * Yellow diamond like "Who pissed on me?" * 663 00:26:19,345 --> 00:26:20,980 * Couple hittas with them dicks on 'em * 664 00:26:21,013 --> 00:26:22,581 * She too wet, wet, let me fish on it * 665 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:24,583 * Break the bed legs, now we on the floor * 666 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:26,252 * Put my cinnamon in her Apple Jacks * 667 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:28,420 * I'm vegan, throw that apple back * 668 00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:29,588 * Apple back, ooh * 669 00:26:29,622 --> 00:26:31,924 * Almost gave me a asthma attack * 670 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:34,694 * Baby, let me freak you up, down, up, down. * 671 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,672 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 672 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,043 * (jazz) 673 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:57,349 (bell jingling) 674 00:27:04,857 --> 00:27:06,625 (phone clicking) 675 00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,128 (snorts) 676 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,297 (fussing) 677 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:13,032 And you gotta smile. 678 00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,300 (phone clicks) 679 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:18,604 Baskets. All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX. 680 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:27,646 (water dripping) 681 00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:32,551 (thunder rumbling) 682 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:47,499 The Assassination of Gianni Versace. 683 00:27:47,533 --> 00:27:49,969 All new, Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX. 684 00:27:52,004 --> 00:27:55,074 MAN: A few years working for me, 685 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:57,409 you won't just visit Morocco. 686 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:01,580 You'll buy Morocco. 687 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:15,161 The riveting final season is here. 688 00:28:15,194 --> 00:28:17,429 (roaring) 689 00:28:18,564 --> 00:28:19,899 The Americans. 690 00:28:19,932 --> 00:28:22,534 Premieres Wednesday, March 28 on FX.