1
00:00:28,438 --> 00:00:30,524
No, I got, I got into it
with the Mexicans, man.

2
00:00:30,607 --> 00:00:31,650
I got to deal with some eses.

3
00:00:32,609 --> 00:00:35,195
Huh? It ain't my fault
I don't speak Spanish.

4
00:00:35,654 --> 00:00:37,447
Yeah, I thought quince meant 18.

5
00:00:39,241 --> 00:00:40,992
Well, what does she have on
a wedding dress for?

6
00:00:42,327 --> 00:00:43,328
Hey, sorry for being late, my man.

7
00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:45,747
Commode in my house backed up

8
00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:48,708
and my petty-ass girlfriend
done hid all the plungers.

9
00:00:48,792 --> 00:00:50,335
It's all good, man. It's-it's all good.

10
00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:52,420
- What was that?
- What?

11
00:00:52,504 --> 00:00:53,755
I'm sorry, did you say something?

12
00:00:53,838 --> 00:00:54,965
Yeah, I was answering you, man.

13
00:00:55,048 --> 00:00:56,424
Oh, no, I'm on the phone, my man.

14
00:00:56,508 --> 00:00:57,592
Okay, hold on, son.

15
00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:01,096
Yeah, she said she ain't even
trust me around rubber and wood.

16
00:01:01,179 --> 00:01:02,180
Hid all the plungers.

17
00:01:02,264 --> 00:01:03,932
What type of petty person
do some shit like that?

18
00:01:04,015 --> 00:01:05,267
Yeah, absolutely.

19
00:01:06,643 --> 00:01:07,811
Yeah. So what we doing?

20
00:01:09,187 --> 00:01:10,772
My man, what we doing?

21
00:01:10,856 --> 00:01:12,691
Oh, nigga, I don't know when
you talking to me, I'm sorry.

22
00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:14,109
Um, the usual.

23
00:01:15,527 --> 00:01:17,445
No. Course not.

24
00:01:18,196 --> 00:01:20,282
She don't be thinking
about none of that shit.

25
00:01:20,365 --> 00:01:22,158
With that fine ass,
she gonna get it, though.

26
00:01:22,242 --> 00:01:23,785
You know what I'm saying? It's all good.

27
00:01:23,869 --> 00:01:25,662
When I get my income tax,
I'm-a open my own shop

28
00:01:25,745 --> 00:01:28,874
or-or I'm-a buy my own
WNBA team, one of those…

29
00:01:28,957 --> 00:01:30,375
- Yo, Bibby.
- Huh?

30
00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,419
- Can we…?
- Hey, man, let me let you go.

31
00:01:32,502 --> 00:01:34,087
I got somebody sitting in the chair.

32
00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,590
Yeah, he's a little hostile.
I got to jet. I'll let you go.

33
00:01:36,673 --> 00:01:39,509
Yeah, it's gonna probably take
me a little minute with this.

34
00:01:39,593 --> 00:01:42,429
Yeah. All right, okay, I'm fine with it.

35
00:01:42,512 --> 00:01:45,473
Junebug did what?
You is bullshittin'.

36
00:01:45,557 --> 00:01:47,309
- Bibby, man. If you don't… man…
- Oh, I'm sorry.

37
00:01:47,392 --> 00:01:48,685
Hey. Hey, let me, let me let you go.

38
00:01:48,768 --> 00:01:51,646
All right, Bubba, okay, cool.
All right. All right, man.

39
00:01:51,730 --> 00:01:54,608
Sorry about that, man. So what'd
you say we're doing today?

40
00:01:54,691 --> 00:01:56,276
The usual, Bibby.

41
00:01:56,359 --> 00:01:57,986
- All right, then, the usual it is.
- Yeah.

42
00:01:58,069 --> 00:02:01,615
Hey. Let me ask you a question.
Did you see the news last night?

43
00:02:01,698 --> 00:02:04,034
Them savages from Atlanta that
went into that T-Mobile store,

44
00:02:04,117 --> 00:02:05,827
drove they car in there,

45
00:02:05,911 --> 00:02:08,121
- got away with about 100 phones.
- Yeah, man. It's crazy out here.

46
00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:10,498
I mean, it's-it's that time
of year though, I guess.

47
00:02:10,582 --> 00:02:11,583
Yeah. Crazy.

48
00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:13,710
Hey, yo, and that reminds me, listen.

49
00:02:13,793 --> 00:02:15,795
If you know somebody that needs a iPhone,

50
00:02:15,879 --> 00:02:17,339
tell them to holla at me
if they with T-Mobile.

51
00:02:17,422 --> 00:02:19,299
- I got the hookup on the low.
- Got you, man.

52
00:02:19,382 --> 00:02:20,926
- I appreciate that.
- All right.

53
00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:22,511
So what we doing now?

54
00:02:22,594 --> 00:02:24,513
Like I said, man, the usual.

55
00:02:24,596 --> 00:02:26,306
All right, the usual, damn.

56
00:02:26,389 --> 00:02:27,682
Usual, gonna have the usual.

57
00:02:27,766 --> 00:02:29,476
You don't want to do nothing different?

58
00:02:29,559 --> 00:02:31,853
No, man. Look, I got, I got
a photo shoot coming up, man.

59
00:02:31,937 --> 00:02:33,188
- So I just… want to look good.
- Oh!

60
00:02:33,271 --> 00:02:35,065
Oh, you got a photo shoot coming up.

61
00:02:35,148 --> 00:02:37,359
- Yeah, man. I mean…
- Oh, you Hollywood now, huh?

62
00:02:37,442 --> 00:02:38,818
Nah, man. It's just a write-up
for me in a magazine.

63
00:02:38,902 --> 00:02:40,111
Yeah. My boy done went all Hollywood.

64
00:02:40,195 --> 00:02:41,196
It's a write-up in a magazine,

65
00:02:41,279 --> 00:02:42,531
and they want to take some pictures,

66
00:02:42,614 --> 00:02:44,032
so that's-that's what I'm doing.

67
00:02:44,115 --> 00:02:46,201
Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian now?
That's what that is?

68
00:02:46,284 --> 00:02:48,537
- No, Bibby, man.
- My boy went straight Hollywood on me.

69
00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,038
- That's good, though.
- It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby.

70
00:02:50,121 --> 00:02:51,373
- I ain't going no Hollywood, man.
- Huh?

71
00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:53,375
You know what, that reminds me,
as a matter of fact,

72
00:02:53,458 --> 00:02:55,210
I'm glad you brought
that Hollywood shit up.

73
00:02:55,293 --> 00:02:57,879
Me and my girl snuck in the AMC
the other day, see a movie.

74
00:02:57,963 --> 00:02:59,839
We was looking at
the movie posters on the wall,

75
00:02:59,923 --> 00:03:02,384
and guess how many movie posters
they got on there

76
00:03:02,467 --> 00:03:03,552
with black people on them.

77
00:03:04,261 --> 00:03:07,013
- Guess!
- One.

78
00:03:07,097 --> 00:03:08,348
- Zero!
- Zero.

79
00:03:08,431 --> 00:03:09,683
It's sad, man.

80
00:03:09,766 --> 00:03:11,643
Key and Peele put a movie out
with a cat in it,

81
00:03:11,726 --> 00:03:13,186
they put the cat on the poster.

82
00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:15,063
They dressed the cat up
like a nigga instead of

83
00:03:15,146 --> 00:03:16,731
putting two niggas that made
the movie on the poster.

84
00:03:16,815 --> 00:03:18,900
So was it a cat in a suit
or just looked like a nigga?

85
00:03:18,984 --> 00:03:20,402
It was… You know, you know a cat,

86
00:03:20,485 --> 00:03:21,611
what a, what a nigga cat look like!

87
00:03:21,695 --> 00:03:22,737
Okay. All right, man. I got it.

88
00:03:22,821 --> 00:03:24,322
- It's fucked up. I know.
- It is.

89
00:03:24,406 --> 00:03:26,700
Shit's nuts out here. I'm glad
somebody agree with me.

90
00:03:26,783 --> 00:03:28,410
See, that's why I like you.
You smart.

91
00:03:28,493 --> 00:03:31,162
Smarter than a lot of them.
Why I like you.

92
00:03:35,876 --> 00:03:37,294
Oh, you got somewhere to be?

93
00:03:37,377 --> 00:03:39,379
- Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said that, man.
- Oh, shit, my bad.

94
00:03:39,462 --> 00:03:41,590
- Hey, I didn't know. My bad. Hey.
- Just…

95
00:03:41,673 --> 00:03:44,509
Hey, no big deal, baby. Hey. Hey, hey.

96
00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,094
No big deal. You should've said that.

97
00:03:46,178 --> 00:03:48,221
- All right, man. We good.
- I'll get you squared away.

98
00:03:48,305 --> 00:03:49,973
Oh, shit. Don't worry about that.

99
00:03:50,056 --> 00:03:51,641
Don't worry. That ain't nothing.

100
00:03:52,434 --> 00:03:55,395
Yeah, I got the cut, the usual. Uh-huh.

101
00:03:55,478 --> 00:03:57,439
Get you ready for Hollywood.

102
00:03:57,522 --> 00:03:58,523
That reminds me, hey, did you
see that basketball player

103
00:04:00,775 --> 00:04:03,028
that hit all them people at
the club in that invisible car?

104
00:04:03,111 --> 00:04:04,613
- That shit on YouTube.
- Yeah, man.

105
00:04:04,696 --> 00:04:06,489
- I-I know about it.
- That is the funniest vi…

106
00:04:06,573 --> 00:04:08,575
You got to see this shit.
I got to show you this.

107
00:04:08,658 --> 00:04:10,410
- Yeah, man.
- Shit here is funny.

108
00:04:10,493 --> 00:04:12,412
But I ain't got to,
I ain't got to, I already…

109
00:04:12,495 --> 00:04:13,580
Uh-uh. You got to watch this.

110
00:04:13,663 --> 00:04:14,998
You need to watch this, trust me.

111
00:04:15,081 --> 00:04:16,958
Yeah, watch that right quick.

112
00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:18,793
I'm-a use the bathroom, though.

113
00:04:18,877 --> 00:04:20,337
- Man, where you go…?
- Let me just…

114
00:04:24,674 --> 00:04:26,801
Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody…

115
00:04:26,885 --> 00:04:28,678
Somebody calling your phone, bruh.

116
00:04:30,055 --> 00:04:32,432
Raindrops, peach emoji?

117
00:04:32,516 --> 00:04:34,434
Hello? What you doing?

118
00:04:34,518 --> 00:04:36,520
Uh-uh. Don't do that.
Don't go through that. Hello?

119
00:04:36,603 --> 00:04:39,439
Baby, baby, baby, what is you yelling for?

120
00:04:39,523 --> 00:04:42,150
I'm on my way! I'm ten minutes…

121
00:04:42,234 --> 00:04:43,818
I'm on 85 right now, I promise.

122
00:04:43,902 --> 00:04:46,154
Promise to God, I'm on 85!

123
00:04:46,238 --> 00:04:49,574
All right, I'm-a be there. Cool. Shit.

124
00:04:51,701 --> 00:04:52,786
Oh, boy.

125
00:04:52,869 --> 00:04:55,372
- What are, what are you doing?
- Leaving.

126
00:04:55,455 --> 00:04:57,624
Leav…? Man, Bibby,
you can't leave me here

127
00:04:57,707 --> 00:04:58,833
with half a haircut, man.

128
00:04:58,917 --> 00:05:00,377
Look at this shit, man. Come on now!

129
00:05:00,460 --> 00:05:01,670
It's cool 'cause you coming with me.

130
00:05:01,753 --> 00:05:03,129
- Come on.
- Bibby, I ain't going…

131
00:05:03,213 --> 00:05:04,548
Man, I ain't going nowhere
till my hair get cut, bruh.

132
00:05:04,631 --> 00:05:06,007
Come on, man. Listen, my girl stay

133
00:05:06,091 --> 00:05:07,884
five minutes around the corner.
I'll cut you over there.

134
00:05:07,968 --> 00:05:09,511
- We'll be right back.
- Why, man?

135
00:05:09,594 --> 00:05:10,929
We already in a barbershop, bruh.

136
00:05:11,012 --> 00:05:12,389
Hey. I know you don't want
nobody else in here

137
00:05:12,472 --> 00:05:14,391
to cut your hair
for your billboard, do you?

138
00:05:14,474 --> 00:05:15,892
You trying to go to Hollywood now.

139
00:05:15,976 --> 00:05:17,853
You want to be on the poster or
you want the cat on the poster?

140
00:05:17,936 --> 00:05:20,355
- A'ight, man.
- Come on now. Yeah, so…

141
00:05:21,481 --> 00:05:22,983
- Come on.
- Shit, man!

142
00:05:23,066 --> 00:05:25,026
- All right, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

143
00:05:25,110 --> 00:05:26,611
We got to go out the back, man.

144
00:05:26,695 --> 00:05:28,864
Them people, them people be out
there. Just come on this way.

145
00:05:28,947 --> 00:05:30,866
We ain't going out the front?

146
00:05:30,949 --> 00:05:32,951
Oh, goddamn.

147
00:05:44,129 --> 00:05:47,173
Hey, fam, what your cable
situation looking like?

148
00:05:47,257 --> 00:05:49,217
- What?
- Yeah, your cable.

149
00:05:49,301 --> 00:05:51,386
'Cause, listen, I'm with Clear Cable now.

150
00:05:51,469 --> 00:05:52,804
I'm working with them on the side.

151
00:05:52,888 --> 00:05:55,348
So if you sign up with me,
I'll make sure you're taken care of.

152
00:05:55,432 --> 00:05:57,976
- You know what I'm talking about?
- I'm straight, Bibby.

153
00:06:01,771 --> 00:06:03,899
Well, fine. Do this for me, then.

154
00:06:03,982 --> 00:06:05,859
Take these business cards,
pass them out at your show

155
00:06:05,942 --> 00:06:07,402
or take them to a studio or something.

156
00:06:07,485 --> 00:06:09,237
Throw them at the crowd,
whatever you got to do.

157
00:06:09,321 --> 00:06:11,615
Make sure you pick up my loosies, though,

158
00:06:11,698 --> 00:06:13,700
'cause them ain't cheap.

159
00:06:13,783 --> 00:06:16,286
"Klear Cable." With a "K."

160
00:06:17,412 --> 00:06:19,206
Clever, right?

161
00:06:21,666 --> 00:06:23,376
Toothpick?

162
00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,961
50 cent.

163
00:06:25,045 --> 00:06:26,421
I'm good, man.

164
00:06:48,944 --> 00:06:51,446
Hey. Yo, my man. Hey.
Where your mom at, boy?

165
00:06:51,530 --> 00:06:53,365
Where your…? Oh, baby, I'm here!

166
00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:54,866
You a hour late. Come on, Omari.

167
00:06:54,950 --> 00:06:56,117
Hour late? What you talking about?

168
00:06:56,201 --> 00:06:57,285
Let's go. We're going. Let's go.

169
00:06:57,369 --> 00:06:58,787
- Come on.
- Wait, baby. Calm down. Calm down.

170
00:06:58,870 --> 00:07:00,455
Bibby, I ain't got time for this.

171
00:07:00,539 --> 00:07:02,499
- Move!
- Baby, I'm here now. What you doing?

172
00:07:02,582 --> 00:07:04,167
- This ain't none of my fault.
- Whose fault is it?

173
00:07:04,251 --> 00:07:05,710
It's his fault!

174
00:07:06,753 --> 00:07:08,755
You always got some type of excuse, man!

175
00:07:08,838 --> 00:07:10,173
No, this not
no excuse this time.

176
00:07:10,257 --> 00:07:11,508
Seriously, this is his fault.

177
00:07:11,591 --> 00:07:13,260
He called me, talking about
his car was broke down.

178
00:07:13,343 --> 00:07:15,136
You know what I'm talking about?
And I was on my way home to you.

179
00:07:15,220 --> 00:07:16,763
I had told him.
He said, could I help him.

180
00:07:16,847 --> 00:07:18,473
I was like, "Nah, I got to go
do the right thing."

181
00:07:18,557 --> 00:07:20,684
You know what I'm saying?
But he start crying and stuff.

182
00:07:20,767 --> 00:07:23,478
Talking about his engine. Yeah, he had
queef engine or something like that.

183
00:07:23,562 --> 00:07:25,272
And his carburetor had jaundice.

184
00:07:25,355 --> 00:07:26,815
So I then had to go and pick him
up off the side of the road.

185
00:07:26,898 --> 00:07:28,441
'Cause only reason why I did that

186
00:07:28,525 --> 00:07:30,235
is 'cause of all that Jesus
stuff you've been teaching me.

187
00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:31,987
You know what I'm saying?
You're supposed to help.

188
00:07:32,070 --> 00:07:33,822
- What would Jesus do?
- Why he wearing a cape?

189
00:07:33,905 --> 00:07:36,575
He a magician! How I supposed to know?

190
00:07:37,242 --> 00:07:38,743
Listen, baby, look. Look, now.

191
00:07:38,827 --> 00:07:39,828
I'm trying to do the right thing.

192
00:07:40,245 --> 00:07:41,621
I only did this 'cause of you.

193
00:07:41,705 --> 00:07:43,206
You've been trying to get my life right.

194
00:07:43,290 --> 00:07:44,457
It's been 'cause of you I'm doing this.

195
00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:46,668
I wouldn't even help the nigga
had it not been for you.

196
00:07:46,751 --> 00:07:47,752
That's why I even came
over here to tell you.

197
00:07:48,253 --> 00:07:49,880
I wanted to thank you for all the stuff…

198
00:07:49,963 --> 00:07:52,299
You-You done changed my life.
Thank you, baby.

199
00:07:55,135 --> 00:07:56,928
- Hurry up.
- Thank you.

200
00:07:57,012 --> 00:07:58,805
Come on, baby. Here.

201
00:08:08,106 --> 00:08:11,067
My man, come on, let's get it. Let's go.

202
00:08:11,151 --> 00:08:14,529
I ain't got all day.

203
00:08:15,947 --> 00:08:19,492
Oh… hey. I wasn't talking to you.

204
00:08:19,576 --> 00:08:20,869
I was talking to my man. Come on, bro.

205
00:08:20,952 --> 00:08:22,913
Bibby, man, I know you kidding me
with this shit.

206
00:08:22,996 --> 00:08:24,289
I know you ain't just gonna cut his hair

207
00:08:24,372 --> 00:08:26,124
after driving me around
damn creation, man!

208
00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:27,876
Listen, I know, but he had
an appointment, though.

209
00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:29,377
- Nigga, so did I!
- That's true.

210
00:08:29,461 --> 00:08:31,254
But, technically, his was before yours.

211
00:08:31,338 --> 00:08:33,423
Know what I'm sayin'? Just calm down, man.

212
00:08:33,506 --> 00:08:35,717
We gonna be here five minutes.
He… he just need a line.

213
00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:37,219
- Go on, Bibby, man! Shit!
- Thank you, man.

214
00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:39,179
Come on now. It's all good.

215
00:08:39,262 --> 00:08:40,764
Five more minutes.

216
00:09:01,076 --> 00:09:02,536
All right, little man.
There you go.

217
00:09:02,619 --> 00:09:04,412
- Bibby!
- What?

218
00:09:04,496 --> 00:09:05,789
The water's not running.

219
00:09:05,872 --> 00:09:07,415
I thought you said you paid the bill.

220
00:09:07,499 --> 00:09:08,792
I did pay the bill!

221
00:09:08,875 --> 00:09:10,752
Well, I guess I'm imagining things, huh?

222
00:09:11,795 --> 00:09:12,837
Thought I paid that bill.

223
00:09:17,592 --> 00:09:18,969
You're a magician?

224
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,930
No.

225
00:09:22,013 --> 00:09:23,473
That's what Bibby said.

226
00:09:23,557 --> 00:09:25,016
- Well, Bibby's an idiot.
- That's mean.

227
00:09:28,061 --> 00:09:29,646
Can you show me a trick?

228
00:09:29,729 --> 00:09:33,233
Little man. I just told you
I wasn't a magician, okay?

229
00:09:35,110 --> 00:09:37,320
What's wrong with your hair?

230
00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:40,407
Are you sick or something?

231
00:09:40,490 --> 00:09:42,659
- The hell?
- That was your trick?

232
00:09:44,536 --> 00:09:46,162
And now the power?

233
00:09:46,246 --> 00:09:49,541
- Bibby, you said you paid that!
- I did pay it, baby.

234
00:09:49,624 --> 00:09:51,126
You know Donald Trump
and them biz out here.

235
00:09:51,209 --> 00:09:53,670
The devil always trying to steal our j…

236
00:09:53,753 --> 00:09:56,631
You did not just steal from me.

237
00:09:56,715 --> 00:09:58,341
This for the boy haircut!

238
00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:00,385
I got to go, baby. God bless you now.

239
00:10:00,468 --> 00:10:02,554
Bibby.

240
00:10:02,637 --> 00:10:04,181
Bibby!

241
00:10:05,432 --> 00:10:08,185
This nigga! Shit!

242
00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,817
Hey, man. Sorry about all that.

243
00:10:15,901 --> 00:10:18,612
You know how crazy these hos can get.

244
00:10:19,279 --> 00:10:21,948
Hey, guess I'm staying with my
other woman tonight, you know…

245
00:10:22,032 --> 00:10:23,783
Bibby, man, just take me back
to the shop, all right?

246
00:10:23,867 --> 00:10:24,868
I ain't playing with you, Bibby.

247
00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:27,829
Okay, all right. All right.

248
00:10:27,913 --> 00:10:29,539
You must be starving though, right?

249
00:10:29,623 --> 00:10:30,707
Hell yeah, man.

250
00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:32,751
My whole day been fucked up so far. Yes.

251
00:10:32,834 --> 00:10:35,629
Good. Let me get you something
to eat. It's the least I can do.

252
00:10:35,712 --> 00:10:37,214
I'm-a take care of you.

253
00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,798
Take you right back
to the shop after that.

254
00:10:38,882 --> 00:10:41,134
We're gonna eat. Hey, you like Zaxby's?

255
00:10:42,636 --> 00:10:44,596
Nigga, don't be rude.

256
00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:47,140
- Of course I love Zaxby's.
- I got you.

257
00:10:47,224 --> 00:10:49,476
Thank you.

258
00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,728
Talking 'bout. Shit.

259
00:10:56,233 --> 00:10:58,151
What…?

260
00:10:58,735 --> 00:11:00,153
- Yeah.
- Nigga, what the fuck is this?

261
00:11:00,654 --> 00:11:02,280
Come on, man, you know
I dabble in construction

262
00:11:02,364 --> 00:11:03,365
from time to time.
Come on, you got to eat!

263
00:11:04,115 --> 00:11:05,408
Nigga, this ain't no restaurant!

264
00:11:05,492 --> 00:11:07,661
You coming or not? Come on!

265
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:09,371
Here we go.

266
00:11:10,372 --> 00:11:11,873
Zaxby's!

267
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:16,294
Nigga, these your leftovers?

268
00:11:16,378 --> 00:11:20,048
No! I mean, I did eat the chicken wings.
And the sauce.

269
00:11:20,131 --> 00:11:22,634
And part of that bread.
But them chicken tenders right there,

270
00:11:22,717 --> 00:11:24,135
that's all you, my man.

271
00:11:24,219 --> 00:11:26,721
Take me back to the shop, now,
'cause I swear,

272
00:11:26,805 --> 00:11:28,348
you keep playing with me, Bibby,

273
00:11:28,431 --> 00:11:30,058
and I'm-a fuck you up, all right?

274
00:11:30,183 --> 00:11:32,394
Listen. You the one said you was hungry.

275
00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:35,730
I was just trying to help you out,
but we can go back to the shop.

276
00:11:35,814 --> 00:11:37,315
Thank you. Let's go, man.

277
00:11:37,399 --> 00:11:38,650
Hey, yo, just help me get this lumber

278
00:11:38,733 --> 00:11:40,610
- in the back of my truck…
- Man, fuck that, man!

279
00:11:40,694 --> 00:11:41,945
Finish my hair!

280
00:11:42,028 --> 00:11:43,613
Man, help me get this lumber. I promise,

281
00:11:43,697 --> 00:11:45,782
the faster we do this,
the faster I can cut your hair.

282
00:11:45,866 --> 00:11:48,326
I'm taking you right back to
the shop after this, I promise.

283
00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:51,246
Just help me load this up. I promise!

284
00:11:51,997 --> 00:11:54,124
Fuck, man!

285
00:11:54,207 --> 00:11:56,126
Nigga, three? You better pick up five.

286
00:11:56,209 --> 00:11:58,503
- Use your back, too, bitch.
- I don't have that many muscles.

287
00:11:58,587 --> 00:11:59,588
Come on, man.

288
00:12:02,257 --> 00:12:05,677
Perfect. Just got one more bundle, my man.

289
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:07,762
Shit!

290
00:12:10,056 --> 00:12:11,600
Hey, yo, Al, let's go, man.

291
00:12:12,434 --> 00:12:15,562
What do you think you're doing?
You stealing my lumber?

292
00:12:15,645 --> 00:12:17,189
- What the… What are you, uh…
- Hey, ma'am, calm…

293
00:12:17,272 --> 00:12:19,274
What the hell do you think
you're doing on my property?

294
00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:20,984
- Ma'am, calm down.
- You're trespassing.

295
00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:22,235
I know, ma'am. Just calm down. Listen.

296
00:12:22,319 --> 00:12:24,029
No, I will not calm down.
Who the hell are you?

297
00:12:24,112 --> 00:12:25,155
Listen, I work for the contractors

298
00:12:25,238 --> 00:12:26,281
that's building the house, right?

299
00:12:26,364 --> 00:12:28,617
I loaned ya'll this lumber as collateral.

300
00:12:28,700 --> 00:12:30,869
- And then ain't nobody paid us…
- I'm calling the cops.

301
00:12:30,952 --> 00:12:32,120
- Bibby.
- Don't call the… Listen.

302
00:12:32,204 --> 00:12:33,455
All that ain't necessary, ma'am.

303
00:12:33,538 --> 00:12:34,873
I had to reconfiscate this wood

304
00:12:34,956 --> 00:12:36,499
'cause ain't nobody paid me my money.

305
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:37,709
So, you should speak to your husband,

306
00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:39,127
so we can get paid.

307
00:12:39,211 --> 00:12:41,129
Oh, I will call my husband,
and then the police.

308
00:12:41,213 --> 00:12:43,965
Well, do it then, beige lady! Call 'em!

309
00:12:44,049 --> 00:12:46,218
Hey! You son of a bitch.

310
00:12:46,301 --> 00:12:48,011
We're gonna sue you!

311
00:12:48,094 --> 00:12:50,472
Sue! But you need to talk to your husband,

312
00:12:50,555 --> 00:12:53,391
'cause we ain't had
no contracts, 'cause he cheap.

313
00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,524
That's my wood!

314
00:13:08,156 --> 00:13:11,243
Hey. You don't think
she called the police, do you?

315
00:13:12,494 --> 00:13:15,830
I'm still on probation, nigga,
so I hope the fuck not.

316
00:13:15,914 --> 00:13:18,750
Nah, she ain't call 'em.
We all right. It's all good.

317
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,919
Do I even have to say it, Bibby?

318
00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:24,589
- We should probably…
- Should probably head back to the shop.

319
00:13:24,673 --> 00:13:26,341
- Just head on back to the shop, yeah.
- Right? That's right.

320
00:13:26,424 --> 00:13:29,302
I'm-a take you right on back,
get you cut up real quick.

321
00:13:29,386 --> 00:13:31,847
I got you, Paper Boi.

322
00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:42,858
- Oh, hell no!
- What the…?

323
00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:57,455
Bibby, goddamn it, man!
What are you doing?

324
00:13:57,539 --> 00:14:00,667
- It's all good. It's all good.
- Fucking toothpicks, man. Shit!

325
00:14:06,882 --> 00:14:08,717
How you gonna do that when
I got no seat belt on, nigga?

326
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,218
My bad. You should wear
your seat belt at all times.

327
00:14:10,302 --> 00:14:11,803
Yeah, no shit. Why is your shit…?

328
00:14:11,887 --> 00:14:13,555
- Yeah, that's the only thing.
- Man, Bibby…

329
00:14:13,638 --> 00:14:14,848
Fuck it.

330
00:14:14,931 --> 00:14:16,558
Oh, yeah, that one don't work good.

331
00:14:24,191 --> 00:14:26,151
Shit.

332
00:14:26,234 --> 00:14:28,236
Lamar!

333
00:14:28,361 --> 00:14:30,238
Look, Pops…

334
00:14:30,322 --> 00:14:32,032
Hey, tell me they just kidnapped you.

335
00:14:32,115 --> 00:14:33,992
I know good and goddamn well
you ain't out here

336
00:14:34,075 --> 00:14:35,076
skipping school again.

337
00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:36,244
Tell me you're not skipping
school again.

338
00:14:36,328 --> 00:14:37,996
- I'm sorry, Pops!
- Nah, don't be sorry.

339
00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:39,289
- Shit.
- Don't be sorry now.

340
00:14:39,372 --> 00:14:41,041
You think I work hard at these three jobs

341
00:14:41,124 --> 00:14:43,793
so you can walk around town with
your little nigglet friends,

342
00:14:43,877 --> 00:14:45,295
skipping school all day?

343
00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,590
I work hard, man.

344
00:14:48,673 --> 00:14:51,384
But y'all think y'all grown,
don't you? Huh?

345
00:14:51,468 --> 00:14:54,179
Well, since y'all grown,
please tell me you put up

346
00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:55,722
the street team posters I gave you today.

347
00:14:55,805 --> 00:14:56,973
Man, we put up a couple.

348
00:14:57,057 --> 00:14:58,558
- I beg your pardon?
- We put up a couple!

349
00:14:58,642 --> 00:15:00,519
- Come again, say what?
- We put up a couple!

350
00:15:00,602 --> 00:15:02,354
Give them to me. Give them to me.

351
00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:07,192
Man, y'all barely made a dent!

352
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,194
You had one thing to do today.

353
00:15:09,277 --> 00:15:11,488
We ain't gonna never get this $35 now.

354
00:15:11,571 --> 00:15:14,115
And I trusted you to do this for me.

355
00:15:14,199 --> 00:15:16,326
You little niggas ain't shit, man.

356
00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:17,786
That's all right, though.

357
00:15:17,869 --> 00:15:19,663
'Cause I got somebody here
for you, matter of fact.

358
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,373
Hey, yo, Alfred!

359
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,168
The hell you want, Bibby?

360
00:15:25,252 --> 00:15:26,836
Hey! Come inspire the youth!

361
00:15:26,920 --> 00:15:29,297
- Man, I ain't in this!
- Alfred, this is my son.

362
00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:32,759
Yo, is that-is that Paper Boi?

363
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:33,844
Yeah, that's right. That is Paper Boi.

364
00:15:34,719 --> 00:15:36,221
And I brought him up here
to inspire y'all,

365
00:15:36,304 --> 00:15:37,389
since y'all don't listen to me.

366
00:15:37,472 --> 00:15:39,683
Hey, yo! How come you don't look fresh?

367
00:15:39,766 --> 00:15:41,893
- Excuse me?
- You don't look fresh or famous.

368
00:15:41,977 --> 00:15:45,105
Y-Your hair is raggedy as shit. Damn!

369
00:15:45,188 --> 00:15:47,232
You out here looking like a Super Saiyan.

370
00:15:47,315 --> 00:15:48,441
Your hair is fucked up, man.

371
00:15:48,525 --> 00:15:50,068
Like, damn. Oh, shit.

372
00:15:50,151 --> 00:15:52,362
What the fuck did you do to his hair, yo?

373
00:15:52,445 --> 00:15:54,739
- Lamar. Not right now. Not right now.
- Pops. Pops.

374
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,199
Not right now.

375
00:15:59,536 --> 00:16:01,204
You know why it's fucked up? Hey.

376
00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:02,455
You know why it's fucked up?

377
00:16:02,539 --> 00:16:05,166
'Cause your crazy-ass daddy was supposed
to cut my damn hair, a'ight?

378
00:16:06,418 --> 00:16:08,253
And what the hell it matter anyway, nigga?

379
00:16:08,336 --> 00:16:09,713
I'm a regular-ass person.

380
00:16:09,796 --> 00:16:11,214
I need to get my hair cut sometimes.

381
00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:13,091
Famous people need to eat and shit

382
00:16:13,174 --> 00:16:14,885
and brush their goddamn teeth!

383
00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:17,429
I'm regular, bruh, all right?

384
00:16:19,556 --> 00:16:22,767
Yo, so, um… can you put me on?

385
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,520
- What?
- I got a fire mixtape.

386
00:16:25,604 --> 00:16:27,522
I'm like Lonzo Ball.

387
00:16:28,857 --> 00:16:30,734
It's actually pretty good.

388
00:16:30,817 --> 00:16:33,153
I'm done, man. Yup.

389
00:16:33,236 --> 00:16:35,322
I'm done, bruh. That's it.

390
00:16:36,364 --> 00:16:37,616
We done!

391
00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:39,618
We done. I'm going back to the shop,

392
00:16:39,701 --> 00:16:41,244
cut his hair 'cause that's
what grown people do…

393
00:16:41,328 --> 00:16:43,205
Yo, Lamar! Man, get your ass in the car.

394
00:16:43,288 --> 00:16:45,165
- Come over here.
- Bibby, let's go, man!

395
00:16:45,248 --> 00:16:46,875
We… Come on, let's go.

396
00:16:48,043 --> 00:16:50,128
Take y'all asses to school!

397
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:57,135
- Pops, I said I was sorry.
- What? Hey! My man,

398
00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,262
you don't have to be sorry to me at all.

399
00:16:59,346 --> 00:17:00,680
You can save that.
I don't care at all.

400
00:17:00,764 --> 00:17:02,307
Hey, you got to explain that to your mama.

401
00:17:02,390 --> 00:17:04,935
- Please do not tell Mama. God!
- Don't tell your mama?

402
00:17:05,018 --> 00:17:06,645
Well, I'm calling her right now.

403
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:08,563
She got to know.
Shit, she the one wanted you.

404
00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:09,648
- Bibby…
- Do you have minutes?

405
00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:10,815
- What?
- I know.

406
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,067
- The kids these days, right?
- The road, man…

407
00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:14,361
- The road, Bibby.
- I got this. Yeah. See?

408
00:17:14,444 --> 00:17:15,987
- Now you got Paper Boi mad.
- Bibby, the road, man.

409
00:17:16,071 --> 00:17:17,280
- Why don't you go straight?
- Yeah. I got this!

410
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,740
Nigga, if you kill me, I swear to God,

411
00:17:18,823 --> 00:17:20,700
- I'm-a fuck you up, boy.
- It's all good. I got this.

412
00:17:20,784 --> 00:17:22,077
Oh, that's it. Him asking me for favors,

413
00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:23,245
you know what I'm talking about?

414
00:17:23,328 --> 00:17:24,955
- Can you watch the road?
- These kids these days.

415
00:17:25,038 --> 00:17:26,665
I ask you for favors all the time.

416
00:17:26,790 --> 00:17:27,916
You don't know nothing about nothing!

417
00:17:28,041 --> 00:17:29,209
Huh. Shit.

418
00:17:29,292 --> 00:17:30,669
"Son, can you take the trash out?"

419
00:17:30,752 --> 00:17:31,878
- Bibby.
- Huh?

420
00:17:31,962 --> 00:17:34,297
- The road, bruh.
- I-I'm fine.

421
00:17:34,381 --> 00:17:37,050
Damn. "Son, could you please
stop skipping school?"

422
00:17:37,133 --> 00:17:38,176
- Bibby.
- "Son, could you

423
00:17:38,260 --> 00:17:39,427
- not jack off with my good lotion?"
- Bibby.

424
00:17:39,511 --> 00:17:41,096
- Oh, really? Right in front of Paper Boi?
- That kind.

425
00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:42,264
- Simple. Simple…
- Bibby. Bibby!

426
00:17:44,558 --> 00:17:46,977
- Bibby, man… Fuck!
- Okay. Hey, everybody all right?

427
00:17:47,060 --> 00:17:48,270
- Lamar, you good?
- Nigga, man…

428
00:17:48,353 --> 00:17:49,729
- I'm fine.
- Man, I got weed in my fucking pockets,

429
00:17:49,813 --> 00:17:51,606
- Bibby!
- It's okay. Okay. Everybody good.

430
00:17:51,690 --> 00:17:52,983
- Everybody good.
- Get the fuck off me, man.

431
00:17:53,066 --> 00:17:54,776
All right. It's good.
Everything good. Hey, listen.

432
00:17:54,860 --> 00:17:56,069
Hey, y'all, this what we gonna do.

433
00:17:56,152 --> 00:17:57,904
Hey, hop in the driver's seat right quick.

434
00:17:57,988 --> 00:17:59,865
- Nigga, what?
- I got warrants, man.

435
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,074
- Hop over here right quick.
- Fuck you, man!

436
00:18:01,157 --> 00:18:02,284
I'm on probation, man!

437
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:04,119
- Get his ass up here!
- I don't have a license.

438
00:18:04,744 --> 00:18:06,162
It's okay. Hey, it's all good.

439
00:18:06,246 --> 00:18:07,414
- It's all good. We good.
- Oh, my God.

440
00:18:07,497 --> 00:18:08,540
We good. We good. Listen, see?

441
00:18:08,748 --> 00:18:09,791
The driver's still good.

442
00:18:10,375 --> 00:18:11,376
They mobile, at least.

443
00:18:11,459 --> 00:18:12,961
Everything fine. We gonna be all right.

444
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:17,716
Oh, shit.

445
00:18:19,050 --> 00:18:21,136
- Oh, goddamn it.
- Nah. Nah, fuck that.

446
00:18:21,219 --> 00:18:22,888
What you doing?

447
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,307
What? Ah, Bibby, man!

448
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:53,627
Get out, skipper.

449
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,005
Damn, with you skipping school.

450
00:19:01,927 --> 00:19:03,845
You know, for the record,
I never wanted you.

451
00:19:05,388 --> 00:19:06,723
Yo, Alfred!

452
00:19:06,806 --> 00:19:08,266
Hey, Al, let's get you that haircut, baby.

453
00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:12,062
Anybody else pee a little bit
when we had that wreck?

454
00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:13,563
Just me?

455
00:19:13,647 --> 00:19:14,814
Hey, yo, Al, listen.

456
00:19:14,898 --> 00:19:16,191
Hey, sorry about the hit-and-run thing,

457
00:19:16,274 --> 00:19:18,860
but you know I can't go back
to jail, baby.

458
00:19:18,944 --> 00:19:20,320
I just can't do it. I don't weigh enough.

459
00:19:20,403 --> 00:19:22,822
You know, I'll be somebody
girlfriend immediately in jail.

460
00:19:22,906 --> 00:19:24,366
I don't fuck with no jails.

461
00:19:24,449 --> 00:19:27,118
Just passing by the Atlanta pen
make my boy-hymen hurt.

462
00:19:27,202 --> 00:19:28,370
Hello?

463
00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:30,580
Smooth, what's good, baby?

464
00:19:30,664 --> 00:19:31,748
Oh, no, baby. I ain't busy.

465
00:19:32,916 --> 00:19:34,709
You should've been called me.
I got that on me right now.

466
00:19:35,627 --> 00:19:38,004
No, I'll bring it to you
right now. Don't be ridiculous.

467
00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,548
I'm on my way. I'll be right over there.

468
00:19:40,715 --> 00:19:43,260
Yeah, I'm on my way.
No big deal.

469
00:19:44,386 --> 00:19:46,263
Hey. I left something in my truck.

470
00:19:52,853 --> 00:19:54,187
Let's get you that haircut.

471
00:20:07,826 --> 00:20:09,119
All righty.

472
00:20:09,661 --> 00:20:10,954
My man. There you go.

473
00:20:11,621 --> 00:20:13,123
See, no problem. Looking good.

474
00:20:14,583 --> 00:20:15,750
Ready.

475
00:20:18,628 --> 00:20:19,629
My dawg.

476
00:20:22,007 --> 00:20:23,967
Hey, um, you forgot to pay me.

477
00:20:25,635 --> 00:20:27,179
Nigga, you got to be
fucking kidding me.

478
00:20:27,262 --> 00:20:28,680
Nah. You haven't paid me.

479
00:20:29,306 --> 00:20:31,892
You know,
you dragged me out of here,

480
00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:33,643
you ruined my whole goddamn day,

481
00:20:33,727 --> 00:20:35,478
you almost got me in trouble
with the fucking cops,

482
00:20:35,562 --> 00:20:38,231
and then you almost killed me
with your goddamn driving, man.

483
00:20:39,024 --> 00:20:41,985
Ruined? Nigga, we had a good day today.

484
00:20:42,235 --> 00:20:44,821
I took you to mentor
to some kids. You're welcome.

485
00:20:44,905 --> 00:20:47,199
And then we-we ate
at that white lady house.

486
00:20:47,282 --> 00:20:49,284
And then we hit that Asian lady
from the back,

487
00:20:49,367 --> 00:20:50,410
you know what I'm talking about.

488
00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:52,704
Then we came back up here,
I cut your hair.

489
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:57,834
I know good and goddamn well
he ain't drop my money.

490
00:20:59,711 --> 00:21:00,962
No tip?

491
00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,055
This ain't like the other ones
where, you know,

492
00:21:10,138 --> 00:21:12,891
they just put three random
movies together, like Kazaam

493
00:21:13,725 --> 00:21:16,811
or, you know, Glitter
or Leprechauns in the Hood.

494
00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:19,022
I'm talking about you need these, cuz.

495
00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:20,899
Hey, my man, Paper Boi!

496
00:21:20,982 --> 00:21:23,693
Good. You right on time, fam.
I ain't know you was coming.

497
00:21:23,777 --> 00:21:25,070
Sit on down.

498
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,241
- Yo, what's up, man?
- What up?

499
00:21:30,909 --> 00:21:32,494
- What we doing today?
- Yeah, man.

500
00:21:32,577 --> 00:21:34,621
Let me get a… temple fade.

501
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,792
How low?

502
00:21:39,251 --> 00:21:40,710
Two?

503
00:21:41,753 --> 00:21:42,754
Or a three?

504
00:21:45,632 --> 00:21:46,633
Uh…

505
00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:48,134
a tw…

506
00:21:50,345 --> 00:21:51,346
No, man, a…

