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* (drumming)

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Whoo-hoo-hoo!

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ANNOUNCER:
Archer: Danger Island.

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Premieres Wednesday, April 25,

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only on FXX.

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FX presents Atlanta.

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Hey, y'all.
So, tonight I'm wearing

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my new jasmine brandy lip plump.

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And y'all can use
a discount code to get it,

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so you can be-- mwah--
twinkling like your girl here.

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And what better way to bust it
out than a night with my girls?

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That's my girl Van.

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Say hi, Van.

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That's Van.

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She cute or whatever, and
I need a new Netflix password,

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so hook a girl up.
(laughs)

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All right, bye.

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No free pictures.

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Anyway, y'all stay tuned.

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'Cause tonight
the stars are gonna be out.

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-(chuckles)
-(stifled laughter)

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I dropped this phone
in the tub with Lottie,

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and now it just does not
hold a charge.

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Uh-uh, no, we not talking
about Lottie,

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we not talking about children,
we talking about liquor,

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-we talking about...
-Liquor.

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-* Lick 'em and stick 'em *
-* Lick 'em *

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-* Stick 'em *
-And (rolls R)...
-Uh-uh.

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-* Stick 'em. *
-Tammi, you keep talking
like that,

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-you're gonna have
child number two tonight.
-Uh-uh.

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-She is.
-I got an IUD
to block them K-I-Ds.

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-(laughter)
-TAMMI: IUD?

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You know what, though?
Them IUDs work.

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NADINE:
You know what? Y'all nasty.

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'Cause I changed my shit up
after Lottie.

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You know what I'm saying?

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(laughter)

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Don't get that copper IUD,

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-'cause that makes
your periods worse.
-TAMMI: What?

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-Wait, no, it does?
-TAMMI: I'm good.
-VAN: Mm-hmm.

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What ever happened to condoms?

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Bitch, how old are you?

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-CANDICE: Really. Damn!
-You're still using condoms?

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Are you in high school?

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-(laughter)
-You know what?

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I don't have kids, and
I also don't have HPV, trick.

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TAMMI (laughing): Oh! Really,
y'all gonna play me like that?

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Put that in your condom
and fuck it.

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Oh, okay, so DJ said
that he's going to meet us

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and escort us through
and everything,

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so we don't look like groupies.

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-CANDICE: Mm.
-(Tammi laughs)

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-TAMMI: What the...?
-You know what?

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What is your deal
with DJ, actually?

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DJ, girl, that's--
he's a tour barber.

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-He's nothing.
-So, what,
you just stringing him along

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for an invite to Drake's party?

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-Mm-hmm.
-Uh, no,
I'm not stringing him along.

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I actually only talk
business with DJ.

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So, did you send him selfies?
Yes or no.

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I might've sent him one
or two selfies. Dang.

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So you sent him one or two
pictures of your breasts.

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First of all, my breasts
are already on Tumblr,

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so he could've already seen it.
And I only sent him

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-half a nipple--
that don't count.
-NADINE: Oh.

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Oh, okay, so he would've
saw them eventually,

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because I know you didn't
have on no business clothes.

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Everybody can't be a nun
like you, Nadine.

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If I'm gonna chase
anybody, y'all,

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it's gonna be that Aubrey. Uh!

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'Cause you know, I've always
had a crush on Aubrey.

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-TAMMI: Uh, you and all
the other groupies.
-NADINE: Aubrey?

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-TAMMI:
What are you talking about?
-CANDICE: Aubrey.

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-You don't know him.
-TAMMI: Girl.

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(overlapping chatter)

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-CANDICE: He is fine.
-Fine.

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CANDICE: And he looks like
he would make a great father.

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TAMMI: Van! Van,
do you hear this madness?

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-What are we--
what are y'all talking about?
-You know what?

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I don't even care;
I need a photo with Drake,

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because my Instagram
is weak as fuck.

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-What are you talking about?
-I'm just being real. My shit--

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-look, I got Lottie,
Lottie, Lottie...
-Chicken.

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...Lottie, me-- chicken--

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I know exactly which one
you're talking about...

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-Uh-huh.
-...Lottie, Lottie, Earn.

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-Delete the Earn.
-Oh, yeah, so we can replace
Earn with Drake.

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-Right. (groans)
-(laughs)

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-Y'all really think
this dress is okay?
-Mm-hmm.

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I think it looks good on you--
it's fine.

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Look, we got to go, okay?

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Let's have one more shot.

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NADINE: Do y'all think
I should smoke tonight?

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-Yes! Yes!
-Yes!

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Oh, my God!

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(overlapping chatter)

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To partying with my girls.

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-(cheering)
-And IUDs.

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(laughter)

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-Mmm.
-Mmm.

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("Never Created, Never
Destroyed" by Jlin playing)

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(overlapping chatter)

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You are not a better driver
after a few drinks.

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-I'm a good driver.
-No, you ain't.

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-Um, Candice.
-Next time we smoke and drive.

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Candi, you sure
we in the right place?

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-Yeah. Yeah, this is it.
-(moans)

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-There's nobody here.
-This looks a little sus.

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No, no, there's gonna be
a shuttle that comes.

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-I'm freezing.
-I'm losing my buzz.

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Where is everybody?

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-Okay, stop complaining.
-We're in the woods, girl.

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Follow me. Follow me.

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Thi-This way. Follow me.

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Where in the world?

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You should've wore pants.

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You should not be down here
in this...

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-Who this nigga?
-Yo, uh, happy New Year.

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-Ha-Happy New Year.
-Right.

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Hey, y'all going to that
Drake theme party, right?

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I-I got this pizza for him.

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Like, right here.

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-Cool.
-Y'all have the address?

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Yo, give me the address,
y'all can have some,

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but this pizza has
to go inside him.

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-Oh, oh, the shuttle's
over here.
-He needs it.

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-What kind of pizza?
-This is good pizza.

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Hey, no, we don't want
your pizza. Bye.

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Wha... No, no,
you got to put me on, though.

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Put me on... I got music, too.

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Like, we could-we could
work just together.

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Put me on.
You... Come on, bruh!

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Don't leave me out.

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Don't leave me out...

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(whispers):
It's locked.

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Uh, hey. We're here
for the party.

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Candice Moxon.

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Okay, oh, all right,
wait, wait, wait, um...

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7-4-3-2-9-9.

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-(lock clicks)
-Oh.

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-Ooh.
-Yes.

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Let's go see Drake.

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(laughter)

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Damn.

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(crying)

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Hey, are you okay?

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I'm just so happy.

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Y'all pretty.

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I'm-a take y'all home with me.

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(driver laughs)

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Just kidding.

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(engine starts)

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("House of Mirrors"
by David McCallum playing)

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SECURITY GUARD:
Let's go, ladies.

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Gather round, gather round.

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Come on.

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We don't have all night.

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File out.

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-Oh, my God.
-SECURITY GUARD: Good evening.

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Welcome to paradise.

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IDs out.

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If you are here
in response to the video shoot,

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please proceed
with your Ethiopian passport

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to the photo booth

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-to receive your name tag
and your costume.
-Okay.

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This is a residential home.

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Keep booties on at all times.

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These are marble floors.

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-I am not wearing them booties.
-By the way, happy New Year.

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Happy New Year!

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All right, who's first?

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Oh. Drake invited me.

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(stifled laughter)

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WOMAN (quietly):
"Drake invited me."

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That's his signature
right there.

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(women murmuring)

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WOMAN:
Can I just...

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No, you don't have to call him.

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I, um...

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(chuckles)

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I was supposed to be here,
not you!

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I was invited!

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I swear, I was invited!

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(crying):
* You the, you the best *

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* You the, you the... *

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-This is my song.
-This is my song.

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-Girl, every song is your song.
-(laughs)

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Look at these Instagram

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Stepford Wife-looking bitches.

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Oh, look, it's Devyon Johnson.

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-Wait, where?
-The actor?

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Where?

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NADINE:
He's cute.

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TAMMI:
He would be with a white girl.

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These Hollywood niggas
are so cliché.

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Hey.

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DJ! DJ. Hey, DJ, baby.

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-Hi. Mwah.
-Mwah. What's up, ladies?

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DJ, next time,
can you escort me?

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Because security
was so mean to me.

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-DJ: Oh, yeah, I got you.
-Where's Drake at?

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-You gonna introduce us?
-Oh, yeah, I want to meet Drake.

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Uh, yeah, he's-he's floating
around somewhere.

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Well, where's this room?

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-This the VIP room?
We want to go here.
-DJ: Uh...

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Okay, okay, well... Chill.
(laughs)

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No, no, it's-it's-it's cool.

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W-Well, I got to go DJ.

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'Cause my name is D-D-D-D-DJ.

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(laughs)
He's funny, right?

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-He's so...
-No.
-Get a drink,

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I'll hook y'all up.

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Oh. You want a gummy?

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-Uh-huh.
-Oh, yes.

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-I'm good, thank you.
-Uh.

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-Uh-uh, uh-uh. Uh...
-(chuckles)

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Mm-hmm, mm.

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She likes gummies.

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Take the gummy, enjoy yourself.

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-Fine.
-Mm-hmm.
-Come on.

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-Mm-hmm.
-Okay.

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Well, ladies,
I'm gonna go with DJ.

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-Ah.
-So, y'all have fun.

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-DJ: Mm.
-It's a party, dance.

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Bye, Candi.

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Look at 'em.

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(Candice speaking indistinctly)

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Mm-mmm.

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Chew.

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Very good.

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-(taps Nadine)
-Let's go.

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-NADINE: I don't like it.
-TAMMI: Mm-mm-mm.

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* Way up, way up *

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* Way up, way up *

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* Same old thang *

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* Watch me do
the same old thang *

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* If I wrote your ass
a love song *

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* Could I make it bang? *

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* If I pull up
with my gun drawn... *

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I'm so sorry.

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It's okay.

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This edible ain't
kicking in fast enough

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for me to enjoy
this thot-a-thon.

244
00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:10,651
Amen.

245
00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:13,621
Where is Devyon Johnson?

246
00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:16,523
I just need to talk
some sense into him.

247
00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,592
Just so he knows, you know?

248
00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,594
I feel weird.

249
00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:22,029
I'm-a go find his ass.

250
00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,865
Damn, girl,
you look high as hell.

251
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:29,569
Nadine, stay with Van.

252
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,742
You seem annoyed or something.

253
00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:38,045
-Is it Earn?
-No.

254
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,548
He's out there living his life
and I'm here living mine.

255
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,216
I'm just trying to get
this photo with Drake.

256
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,118
I need to strategize.

257
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,688
Is it me?
A-Are you mad at me?

258
00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:49,957
What? No.

259
00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,925
You're paranoid.
Stop it.

260
00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:56,029
Ugh! I'm just going
through stuff,

261
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,733
and this dress is just, like...

262
00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,702
I just need to calm down.

263
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,304
I need to have a good time
and I'm just gonna relax.

264
00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,739
I'm gonna have a good time

265
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:08,208
and I'm gonna have a vodka soda,
please.

266
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:11,178
NADINE:
Yes. Is this the police?

267
00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,880
I-I need your help.

268
00:10:12,913 --> 00:10:15,883
I'm at this big party
at Drake's house and I'm dying.

269
00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:17,951
-I-I don't...
-Who are you talking to, baby?

270
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,052
-Hello?
-Help.

271
00:10:19,086 --> 00:10:20,754
Did she give you an address?

272
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,255
No? Okay, bye.

273
00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,124
Honey, what's wrong with you?
You're just high.

274
00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,693
No, I'm dying and I know it.

275
00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:27,194
You are high
and you're paranoid.

276
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,962
No, I need to go
to the hospital.

277
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,764
No. We need to get out
of this room,

278
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:31,765
but we are not leaving.

279
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:34,668
Just take a sit
right here, okay?

280
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,837
Why don't you lie down?
You want to lie down?

281
00:10:36,870 --> 00:10:38,271
NADINE:
I can't breathe right.

282
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,807
Yes, you can. Come on.

283
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:40,841
Let's lay you down. All right.

284
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,677
Okay. Okay.

285
00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:46,379
We're gonna breathe together
like in yoga. Okay?

286
00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:49,282
-(clothing rips)
-Shit.

287
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:53,721
Um, okay, let's breathe.
(exhales)

288
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:57,758
Okay?
(inhales and exhales)

289
00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,960
Okay. You keep doing that.

290
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,394
Breathe. I see you breathing,
okay?

291
00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:02,830
I'm gonna get some water.

292
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,665
Wait. DJ drugged me.

293
00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:06,900
No, no, no, no.

294
00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,902
We all ate the same thing. Okay?

295
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:11,638
It's okay. Why don't you
lie down again, okay?

296
00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,008
Um, look, it's Drake.

297
00:11:15,042 --> 00:11:16,076
You can hang out with Drake,
okay?

298
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,210
Why don't you stay with Drake?

299
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,113
I'm-a be right back. Okay?
All right.

300
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,120
-Oh, my God.
-Oh.

301
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,856
-I'm so sorry.
-It-It's all good.

302
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,157
-I mean, I...
-I'm sorry.

303
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,691
I was all in the way.

304
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,861
No, I'm sorry. I...

305
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:36,363
Um, do you know
where I can find,

306
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,900
like, a water or something
non-alcoholic or like...

307
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,002
Voilà.

308
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:45,906
Wow. Thank you.
(chuckles)

309
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,875
You got a bathroom in there,
too?

310
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,176
I think I could help you out
with that.

311
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,879
Oh, okay. (laughs)

312
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,681
Um... um...

313
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,983
(chuckles)

314
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,918
I'm Brandon, by the way.

315
00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,853
Oh, I'm Van.

316
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,321
-It's-it's nice to meet you.
-Yeah, you, too.

317
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,722
-Nice to meet you.
-Pretty smile.

318
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:05,692
Thank you.

319
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,929
Um... I got to go.

320
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,197
My friend is kind of
freaking out.

321
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:12,199
I needed to bring her
this water, so...

322
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:14,134
I mean, is-is everything okay?

323
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,836
I mean, do you need some help?
I can-I can follow you.

324
00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:18,071
-Um, yeah, sure. Okay.
-Yeah?

325
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,773
Yeah. Um...

326
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:21,208
she's pretty high, though, so...

327
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,475
-Yeah?
-I don't want you to...

328
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:24,344
Sure she'll be all right
with that water.

329
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,913
Where the hell did she go?

330
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:27,915
BRANDON: Oh, was she here?
What she look like?

331
00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:30,784
Nadine! Shit.

332
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:36,489
Shit. My phone is dead.

333
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,826
-Nadine!
-Look, don't worry. I got you.

334
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:40,460
I know a place downstairs
you can charge your phone

335
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,896
next to a pretty dope bathroom.

336
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,231
-All right? Yeah.
-Really?

337
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,933
-Oh, my God. Okay.
-No fear, no fear, no fear.

338
00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:47,367
-Thank you.
-I got you. I got you.

339
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,936
She's gonna get us all arrested.

340
00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,137
Yeah, just right this way,
right down here.

341
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,940
Okay.

342
00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,775
-Oh, my gosh. (giggles)
-BRANDON: Don't trip.

343
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,847
That's a...
that's a really nice dress.

344
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,982
-Oh, thank you. (giggles)
-Yeah, of course.

345
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,383
-Thank you.
-It's perfect.

346
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,953
Wow, so this is,
like, his studio?

347
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:08,288
-Yeah, it, uh, looks that way.
-Damn.

348
00:13:08,321 --> 00:13:11,024
Uh-huh.
(imitates record scratching)

349
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,160
(both laugh)

350
00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:15,395
There's, uh, the power strip.

351
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,898
Oh, thank you.

352
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,901
So you, um, you work with Drake?

353
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,903
Nah, uh,

354
00:13:22,936 --> 00:13:25,105
Drake's nutritionist
is my cousin.

355
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:27,007
-Oh.
-Yeah, Coop.

356
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,009
Oh, cool. Cool.

357
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,979
But how'd you know about
his studio down here, then?

358
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:35,382
No, you know... I just, uh...

359
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,184
I got here at, like, 8:00,

360
00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,452
so I just walked around.

361
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,989
Nobody was here, so...

362
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,157
-Checked out the rooms.
-Uh-huh.

363
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,927
-Saw what was in 'em.
-With your friends?

364
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:50,397
Friends? Nah.

365
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,532
But you're my friend.

366
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:56,536
(both chuckle)

367
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,939
Okay. Um...

368
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,807
I need to use the bathroom.

369
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,475
I'm gonna charge my phone
in there.

370
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,511
Great. Let me just...
let me show you where it is.

371
00:14:05,545 --> 00:14:07,514
Okay.

372
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,117
Here. Let-let me show you.
It's right over here.

373
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:12,052
-Okay. Thank you.
-Okay.

374
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:14,354
-Right here.
-Thank you.

375
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:16,924
-Oh, I got it. Thank you.
-You got it?

376
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,491
-Yeah. Thank you, though.
-All right. You're welcome.

377
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,493
I-I-I'll just... I'll wait here.

378
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,030
Ugh. Okay!

379
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:24,431
BRANDON:
You good?

380
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:27,200
Uh, yeah, I'm good.

381
00:14:27,234 --> 00:14:28,468
You need anything?

382
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,071
VAN:
You know what? No.

383
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,140
BRANDON:
Okay, some toilet paper or...?

384
00:14:33,173 --> 00:14:37,044
Uh, why don't you go get us
some weed?

385
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,112
BRANDON:
Weed, right.

386
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,381
Yeah, I can... I can,
I can find that.

387
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:45,518
Um, yeah. Uh... are you...
are you hungry?

388
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,120
You want any food while
I'm at it? A d-- a drink?

389
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:50,057
-T-Tequila?
-Um, like, food?

390
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,059
Maybe some water.

391
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,860
Okay. All right.
I'll be right back.

392
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,095
-Okay.
-Right back.

393
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,096
VAN:
Take your time.

394
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,399
Okay, just... (mutters)

395
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,092
Oh.

396
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,893
*

397
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,096
Drake?

398
00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,936
Hello?

399
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:44,077
(phone buzzes)

400
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,313
(sighing)

401
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,288
Smells nice.

402
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,932
*

403
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:37,964
Oh, my God.

404
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,882
(sniffs)

405
00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,986
Is this real?

406
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,323
DARIUS:
No.

407
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,992
No, it is not.

408
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:09,996
Hmm.

409
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,165
Have you heard of
Bostrom's simulation argument?

410
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,101
No.

411
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,070
Basically, it just
states that, uh,

412
00:17:17,104 --> 00:17:20,773
future civilizations must have
immense computing power,

413
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,376
and that if even
a fraction of this

414
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:26,179
were to run
ancestral simulation,

415
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:28,481
there's a high probability that
it would be indistinguishable

416
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:31,184
from reality
to the simulated ancestor,

417
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,719
i.e. us.

418
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,188
What?

419
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,290
You're a simulation.

420
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:40,727
-Oh.
-Like a Sim.

421
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,231
There is someone controlling
your every movement.

422
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:48,168
Yeah, I don't even like apples.

423
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:51,104
Can you help me stop thinking?

424
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:54,374
(whispering):
Perhaps.

425
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,278
Catch.

426
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,547
(laughs)

427
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,720
Is she real?

428
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,923
Real fake.

429
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,761
I knew it.

430
00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:17,564
* Boy ain't slept in 40 days *

431
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,199
* Rain, hail, sleet, snow *

432
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,567
* Even when it's dark
or sunny, man *

433
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,569
* I ain't got nothing left
to lose *

434
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,504
* First time I seen
all I could gain *

435
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,139
* So I beat the street,
just my feet *

436
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:28,208
* Look how far I came *

437
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:31,178
* Up from unpopular lame,
but now I'm a popular name *

438
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,612
* See these niggas
ain't paid the cost *

439
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,080
* We both rap, they awful,
I'm awe... *

440
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,485
(humming "Hotline Bling")

441
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,111
(snapping fingers, humming)

442
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,534
(phone chimes)

443
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,839
(sighs)

444
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:40,647
(sighs loudly)

445
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,349
* Been on that
fuck-a-nigga shit *

446
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,384
* Take a nigga bitch and then
I pass her to the clique *

447
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,386
* I say, see me, I don't got
no time for no bitch *

448
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,787
* I just get 'em for the bros *

449
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,522
* I'm just worried
'bout them chips *

450
00:19:49,556 --> 00:19:51,324
* I'm a shot call,
little nigga *

451
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,426
* I'm-a stay wild, hot nigga *

452
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,328
* I belong in a dog pound *

453
00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:58,398
* Shot call, little nigga,
I'm-a stay wild... *

454
00:19:58,431 --> 00:20:02,335
Yeah, I'm staring at you. Ho.

455
00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,305
Is there a problem?

456
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,240
Not really!

457
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,842
You're saddled over there
with your black man accessory,

458
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:13,646
and I'm just tired
of that story, to be honest.

459
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,881
It's basic.

460
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,485
But that's just me, personally.

461
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,487
Okay.

462
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,921
* Stop it, niggas knowin'... *

463
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,724
Maybe I'm just a good woman.

464
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,493
Huh?!

465
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:29,362
Like, a good girlfriend?

466
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,366
Maybe I add value to his life?

467
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,269
I've been with him since
he was doing community theater.

468
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,805
I cooked. I cleaned.

469
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,573
I've had his back
from the very beginning.

470
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:43,576
I've always supported him.

471
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:47,280
Maybe two good people
found each other,

472
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:50,383
and I'm a good woman
who found a good man.

473
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:53,252
* I say, see me, I don't got
no time for no bitch... *

474
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,721
Bitch, don't even act
like you don't know

475
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,423
what's going on out here!

476
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,858
You got all the advantages
in the world to be a good woman.

477
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,593
You can afford to invest early.

478
00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,462
I ain't got time
to be sitting out here

479
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,431
with no community-theater-ass
nigga for eight years

480
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:06,599
and wishing on a goddamn star.
Uh-uh.

481
00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:08,868
There are plenty, plenty,
plenty, plenty

482
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:11,704
of good, black women,
but you don't see Brad Pitt

483
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:14,407
trying to date Shonda Rhimes.
No!

484
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:17,444
No. No. Type "beautiful woman"

485
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,878
in Google Images, honey.

486
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:20,847
Then you can talk to me.

487
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,450
* I'm a shot call, little nigga,
I'm-a stay wild... *

488
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,284
I just love Devyon.

489
00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,019
Bitch, I love him, too!

490
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,322
* Little nigga,
I'm-a stay wild *

491
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:31,324
* Hot nigga,
I belong in a dog pound... *

492
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:34,961
Okay, um, thank you.

493
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,596
* That's a no-no *

494
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,965
* Off tops, new chain,
and my wrist froze *

495
00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,401
* Loaded up, still bouncin'
with that .44... *

496
00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:44,270
Sorry.

497
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,639
* Never give a bitch yo' phone,
that's a no-no *

498
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:49,141
* Off tops, new chain,
and my wrist froze. *

499
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,680
(man speaking Spanish)

500
00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,888
Hi?

501
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,159
(man speaking Spanish)

502
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,965
(whispering):
Hi. I'm sorry.

503
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,969
Um... I'm lost.

504
00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,971
-I need to get to the party.
-(speaking Spanish)

505
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,007
Um, or to the main part
of the house.

506
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:23,976
(speaking Spanish)

507
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,445
With Drake?

508
00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:28,548
Drake.
Drake no está.

509
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,349
(speaks Spanish)

510
00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:35,922
Oh. Um...
(chuckles)

511
00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:39,592
-I don't really, um...
-(speaking Spanish)

512
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,694
¿El avión?

513
00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,329
Yo soy su abuelo.

514
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,665
Are you Drake's abuelo?

515
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,500
Sí. Abuelo.

516
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,502
Oh, my God. You're his grandpa.

517
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:52,371
Sí. Abuelo. (speaking Spanish)

518
00:22:52,405 --> 00:22:54,874
No. Mm-mm.

519
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,510
I don't speak Spanish.

520
00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:00,580
No hablas español.
But it's nice to meet you.

521
00:23:00,613 --> 00:23:03,049
(speaking Spanish)

522
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:08,755
You want me to look at that?

523
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,596
Hold up.

524
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,431
Drake's not here?

525
00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:30,477
WOMAN: Yeah, you got to get low
in front and high.

526
00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:33,379
Hey, how you doing? How you
doing? Hey. $20. All right.

527
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,081
Look, we got this right here.

528
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,517
Drake bowtie. Straight off
the tux from the Oscars.

529
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:39,619
-What's up?
-Get low.

530
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,053
What the fuck is going on
in here?

531
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,489
Oh, how you doing?

532
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:43,923
We got $20 per selfie.

533
00:23:43,956 --> 00:23:47,460
-It'll get you 10,000 followers,
guaranteed.
-Mm-hmm.

534
00:23:47,494 --> 00:23:48,928
The line starts there, sweetie.

535
00:23:51,598 --> 00:23:54,033
Hold up. You're telling me
all these girls

536
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:56,569
have been posting fake photos
on Instagram all night?

537
00:23:56,603 --> 00:23:58,571
Look, they're real
to everyone else.

538
00:23:58,605 --> 00:24:00,973
I mean, this your best option,
anyway.

539
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,442
You thought you was gonna have
a meaningful convo with Drake

540
00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:05,077
-or some shit?
-You was gonna come
to the party,

541
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,580
ask for a pic and post it
on the Gram,

542
00:24:07,614 --> 00:24:09,048
so here you go.

543
00:24:09,081 --> 00:24:11,183
-You're welcome.
-$20.

544
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,019
Line's right there.

545
00:24:13,052 --> 00:24:15,588
Or $30, hold on.

546
00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:18,591
And you get these
free Puma slides.

547
00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:19,992
What's up?

548
00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,427
What you want to do?

549
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,870
-(scoffs)
-Girl, she ain't real.

550
00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:33,606
-Come on, cutie. Who next?
-Hey.

551
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:37,143
Stars are just a projection
of what's actually already

552
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,445
-inside of your mind.
-Drake.

553
00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:43,716
Darius?

554
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,653
DARIUS:
Oh, hey, Van.

555
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,154
Why are you here?

556
00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,457
Oh, actually, we were
just talking about that.

557
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:53,660
It's basically, really just...

558
00:24:53,693 --> 00:24:55,662
No, I meant the party.

559
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:57,564
Is Earn with you?

560
00:24:57,597 --> 00:24:58,698
No.

561
00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:02,635
But I know Drake's chef,
Guillermo,

562
00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,470
from the glorious days
of pick-up soccer.

563
00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,606
But how did we get here?

564
00:25:06,639 --> 00:25:09,642
Oh, see, that's
an even harder one, actually.

565
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,510
-It all start...
-VAN: No, shut up.

566
00:25:11,544 --> 00:25:14,781
Candice drove us here.

567
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:19,251
And then she ditched us
for T-Pain's party.

568
00:25:19,285 --> 00:25:22,488
That sucks.

569
00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,957
You okay?

570
00:25:26,993 --> 00:25:29,095
I think so.

571
00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:32,665
Me and Darius figured out
that I am nothing.

572
00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,500
We're all nothing.

573
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,035
It's a simulation, Van.

574
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:40,707
It's all fake.

575
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:44,644
You're right.

576
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,078
It's all fake.

577
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,815
There's no Drake.

578
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:52,251
So don't ruin your high
and just enjoy yourself.

579
00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:54,654
Hmm.

580
00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:57,523
You're such a good friend.

581
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,828
TAMMI:
Hey. Hey.

582
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:04,697
Hey, y'all.
They kicking everybody out.

583
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,766
And, Van, what the hell
do you got on?

584
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:09,769
Come on, y'all.

585
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,571
NADINE:
How are we getting home?

586
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:33,660
Drake's Mexican.

587
00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,695
(Spanish version of Drake's
"Hotline Bling" playing)

588
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,989
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

589
00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,133
(clanks)

590
00:27:55,207 --> 00:27:58,310
MAN: A few years working for me,

591
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,646
you won't just visit Morocco.

592
00:28:02,849 --> 00:28:04,851
You'll buy Morocco.

593
00:28:05,818 --> 00:28:06,886
ANNOUNCER: Trust.

594
00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:09,889
All new, Sundays at 10:00 on FX.

595
00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,992
This power is...

596
00:28:13,826 --> 00:28:15,795
-I-- I--
-SYD: I--

597
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:17,797
I love you, David, but--

598
00:28:17,830 --> 00:28:19,999
You're nuts, kiddo.

599
00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:21,133
You're--

600
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,369
A danger no one
is ready for.

601
00:28:23,402 --> 00:28:24,937
The real me.

602
00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:28,140
Is an imminent threat
to our future, our safety--

603
00:28:28,174 --> 00:28:30,242
Our one-way ticket to--

604
00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:34,446
(echoing)
Utter destruction.

605
00:28:36,883 --> 00:28:40,086
ANNOUNCER: Legion.
All new Tuesdays at 10:00 on FX.

606
00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:45,357
(man's voice on radio
speaking Russian)

607
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,895
-(static)
-MAN (on radio): We believe
that freedom and security--

608
00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:52,899
(people shouting,
voices on radio, static)

609
00:28:52,932 --> 00:28:54,666
(voices, music, static)

610
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:01,740
ELIZABETH: Things have gone bad.

611
00:29:01,774 --> 00:29:04,076
ANNOUNCER:
The Americans. Final season.

612
00:29:04,110 --> 00:29:06,779
All new,
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FX.

613
00:29:08,815 --> 00:29:11,083
ANNOUNCER: Heaven on earth,
or so they were told.

614
00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,886
How many blowhards
can one island hold?

615
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,922
(whimpering, grunting)
Oh! Oh!

616
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:18,257
ANNOUNCER:
Archer Danger Island.

617
00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:21,027
All-new season
premieres Wednesday, April 25.

618
00:29:21,060 --> 00:29:22,962
Only on FXX.

