1 00:00:18,151 --> 00:00:19,819 Hey, y'all. So, tonight I'm wearing 2 00:00:19,903 --> 00:00:21,446 my new jasmine brandy lip plump. 3 00:00:21,529 --> 00:00:23,156 And y'all can use a discount code to get it, 4 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:26,409 so you can be… mwah… twinkling like your girl here. 5 00:00:26,493 --> 00:00:29,412 And what better way to bust it out than a night with my girls? 6 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:30,914 That's my girl Van. 7 00:00:30,997 --> 00:00:32,332 Say hi, Van. 8 00:00:32,415 --> 00:00:34,501 That's Van. 9 00:00:34,584 --> 00:00:38,004 She cute or whatever, and I need a new Netflix password, 10 00:00:38,088 --> 00:00:39,464 so hook a girl up. 11 00:00:39,547 --> 00:00:40,632 All right, bye. 12 00:00:40,715 --> 00:00:41,716 No free pictures. 13 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:44,302 Anyway, y'all stay tuned. 14 00:00:44,386 --> 00:00:46,513 'Cause tonight the stars are gonna be out. 15 00:00:48,598 --> 00:00:50,308 I dropped this phone in the tub with Lottie, 16 00:00:50,392 --> 00:00:52,644 and now it just does not hold a charge. 17 00:00:52,727 --> 00:00:54,437 Uh-uh, no, we not talking about Lottie, 18 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:56,022 we not talking about children, we talking about liquor, 19 00:00:56,106 --> 00:00:58,108 - we talking about… - Liquor. 20 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:02,028 Uh-uh. 21 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:04,197 you're gonna have child number two tonight. 22 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:05,281 Uh-uh. 23 00:01:05,365 --> 00:01:07,659 - She is. - I got an IUD to block them K-I-Ds. 24 00:01:07,742 --> 00:01:09,077 IUD? 25 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:10,495 You know what, though? Them IUDs work. 26 00:01:10,578 --> 00:01:12,038 You know what? Y'all nasty. 27 00:01:12,122 --> 00:01:13,498 'Cause I changed my shit up after Lottie. 28 00:01:13,581 --> 00:01:14,708 You know what I'm saying? 29 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:18,128 Don't get that copper IUD, 30 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,671 - 'cause that makes your periods worse. - What? 31 00:01:19,754 --> 00:01:20,755 - Wait, no, it does? - I'm good. 32 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:23,508 - Mm-hmm. - What ever happened to condoms? 33 00:01:23,591 --> 00:01:25,218 Bitch, how old are you? 34 00:01:25,301 --> 00:01:26,594 - Really. Damn! - You're still using condoms? 35 00:01:26,678 --> 00:01:27,679 Are you in high school? 36 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:29,723 You know what? 37 00:01:29,806 --> 00:01:31,933 I don't have kids, and I also don't have HPV, trick. 38 00:01:32,017 --> 00:01:34,561 Oh! Really, y'all gonna play me like that? 39 00:01:34,644 --> 00:01:36,271 Put that in your condom and fuck it. 40 00:01:36,354 --> 00:01:38,481 Oh, okay, so DJ said that he's going to meet us 41 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:39,649 and escort us through and everything, 42 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:40,859 so we don't look like groupies. 43 00:01:40,942 --> 00:01:42,110 Mm. 44 00:01:42,193 --> 00:01:44,446 - What the…? - You know what? 45 00:01:44,529 --> 00:01:46,323 What is your deal with DJ, actually? 46 00:01:46,406 --> 00:01:47,991 DJ, girl, that's… he's a tour barber. 47 00:01:48,074 --> 00:01:49,743 - He's nothing. - So, what, you just stringing him along 48 00:01:49,826 --> 00:01:51,369 for an invite to Drake's party? 49 00:01:51,453 --> 00:01:54,122 - Mm-hmm. - Uh, no, I'm not stringing him along. 50 00:01:54,205 --> 00:01:56,541 I actually only talk business with DJ. 51 00:01:56,624 --> 00:01:58,418 So, did you send him selfies? Yes or no. 52 00:01:58,501 --> 00:02:01,504 I might've sent him one or two selfies. Dang. 53 00:02:01,588 --> 00:02:04,049 So you sent him one or two pictures of your breasts. 54 00:02:04,132 --> 00:02:06,092 First of all, my breasts are already on Tumblr, 55 00:02:06,176 --> 00:02:07,635 so he could've already seen it. And I only sent him 56 00:02:07,719 --> 00:02:09,137 - half a nipple… that don't count. - Oh. 57 00:02:09,220 --> 00:02:10,847 Oh, okay, so he would've saw them eventually, 58 00:02:10,930 --> 00:02:12,974 because I know you didn't have on no business clothes. 59 00:02:13,058 --> 00:02:15,143 Everybody can't be a nun like you, Nadine. 60 00:02:15,226 --> 00:02:17,145 If I'm gonna chase anybody, y'all, 61 00:02:17,228 --> 00:02:19,689 it's gonna be that Aubrey. Uh! 62 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,566 'Cause you know, I've always had a crush on Aubrey. 63 00:02:21,649 --> 00:02:22,651 Uh, you and all the other groupies. 64 00:02:22,734 --> 00:02:23,735 Aubrey? 65 00:02:23,818 --> 00:02:25,320 - What are you talking about? - Aubrey. 66 00:02:25,403 --> 00:02:26,404 - You don't know him. - Girl. 67 00:02:28,031 --> 00:02:29,699 - He is fine. - Fine. 68 00:02:29,783 --> 00:02:31,493 And he looks like he would make a great father. 69 00:02:31,576 --> 00:02:33,328 Van! Van, do you hear this madness? 70 00:02:33,411 --> 00:02:34,412 What are we… what are y'all talking about? 71 00:02:34,496 --> 00:02:35,497 You know what? 72 00:02:35,580 --> 00:02:36,581 I don't even care; I need a photo with Drake, 73 00:02:36,665 --> 00:02:38,416 because my Instagram is weak as fuck. 74 00:02:38,500 --> 00:02:40,794 - What are you talking about? - I'm just being real. My shit… 75 00:02:40,877 --> 00:02:42,545 - look, I got Lottie, Lottie, Lottie… - Chicken. 76 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:44,172 …Lottie, me… chicken… 77 00:02:44,255 --> 00:02:45,840 I know exactly which one you're talking about… 78 00:02:45,924 --> 00:02:47,717 - Uh-huh. - …Lottie, Lottie, Earn. 79 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:48,802 Delete the Earn. 80 00:02:48,885 --> 00:02:50,679 Oh, yeah, so we can replace Earn with Drake. 81 00:02:50,762 --> 00:02:53,264 Right. 82 00:02:53,348 --> 00:02:56,726 - Y'all really think this dress is okay? - Mm-hmm. 83 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:57,894 I think it looks good on you… it's fine. 84 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:58,978 Look, we got to go, okay? 85 00:02:59,062 --> 00:03:00,188 Let's have one more shot. 86 00:03:00,271 --> 00:03:01,398 Do y'all think I should smoke tonight? 87 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,524 - Yes! Yes! - Yes! 88 00:03:02,607 --> 00:03:03,984 Oh, my God! 89 00:03:05,527 --> 00:03:08,238 To partying with my girls. 90 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,365 And IUDs. 91 00:03:11,783 --> 00:03:13,952 - Mmm. - Mmm. 92 00:03:26,548 --> 00:03:29,175 You are not a better driver after a few drinks. 93 00:03:29,259 --> 00:03:30,927 - I'm a good driver. - No, you ain't. 94 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:33,263 - Um, Candice. - Next time we smoke and drive. 95 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,474 Candi, you sure we in the right place? 96 00:03:36,558 --> 00:03:38,893 Yeah. Yeah, this is it. 97 00:03:38,977 --> 00:03:40,437 - There's nobody here. - This looks a little sus. 98 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,689 No, no, there's gonna be a shuttle that comes. 99 00:03:42,772 --> 00:03:44,190 - I'm freezing. - I'm losing my buzz. 100 00:03:44,274 --> 00:03:45,942 Where is everybody? 101 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,902 - Okay, stop complaining. - We're in the woods, girl. 102 00:03:47,986 --> 00:03:49,321 Follow me. Follow me. 103 00:03:49,404 --> 00:03:52,282 Thi-This way. Follow me. 104 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,533 Where in the world? 105 00:03:53,616 --> 00:03:55,410 You should've wore pants. 106 00:03:55,493 --> 00:03:56,828 You should not be down here in this… 107 00:03:56,911 --> 00:03:58,496 - Who this nigga? - Yo, uh, happy New Year. 108 00:03:58,580 --> 00:04:00,081 - Ha-Happy New Year. - Right. 109 00:04:00,165 --> 00:04:01,958 Hey, y'all going to that Drake theme party, right? 110 00:04:02,042 --> 00:04:03,376 I-I got this pizza for him. 111 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:04,627 Like, right here. 112 00:04:04,711 --> 00:04:06,629 - Cool. - Y'all have the address? 113 00:04:06,713 --> 00:04:08,006 Yo, give me the address, y'all can have some, 114 00:04:08,089 --> 00:04:09,591 but this pizza has to go inside him. 115 00:04:09,674 --> 00:04:11,009 - Oh, oh, the shuttle's over here. - He needs it. 116 00:04:11,092 --> 00:04:12,510 - What kind of pizza? - This is good pizza. 117 00:04:12,594 --> 00:04:14,304 Hey, no, we don't want your pizza. Bye. 118 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:17,307 Wha… No, no, you got to put me on, though. 119 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,892 Put me on… I got music, too. 120 00:04:18,975 --> 00:04:20,268 Like, we could-we could work just together. 121 00:04:20,352 --> 00:04:21,895 Put me on. You… Come on, bruh! 122 00:04:21,978 --> 00:04:23,271 Don't leave me out. 123 00:04:23,355 --> 00:04:26,232 Don't leave me out… 124 00:04:26,316 --> 00:04:27,651 It's locked. 125 00:04:27,734 --> 00:04:29,819 Uh, hey. We're here for the party. 126 00:04:29,903 --> 00:04:31,279 Candice Moxon. 127 00:04:31,363 --> 00:04:32,656 Okay, oh, all right, wait, wait, wait, um… 128 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:35,450 7-4-3-2-9-9. 129 00:04:35,533 --> 00:04:37,035 Oh. 130 00:04:37,118 --> 00:04:38,995 - Ooh. - Yes. 131 00:04:39,079 --> 00:04:40,288 Let's go see Drake. 132 00:04:48,088 --> 00:04:51,007 Damn. 133 00:05:05,814 --> 00:05:08,149 Hey, are you okay? 134 00:05:10,193 --> 00:05:12,654 I'm just so happy. 135 00:05:12,737 --> 00:05:15,365 Y'all pretty. 136 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,659 I'm-a take y'all home with me. 137 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,581 Just kidding. 138 00:05:48,773 --> 00:05:51,067 Let's go, ladies. 139 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,152 Gather round, gather round. 140 00:05:52,235 --> 00:05:55,155 Come on. 141 00:05:55,238 --> 00:05:56,364 We don't have all night. 142 00:05:56,448 --> 00:05:58,700 File out. 143 00:05:58,783 --> 00:06:00,410 - Oh, my God. - Good evening. 144 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:01,536 Welcome to paradise. 145 00:06:01,619 --> 00:06:03,413 IDs out. 146 00:06:03,496 --> 00:06:05,206 If you are here in response to the video shoot, 147 00:06:05,290 --> 00:06:06,416 please proceed with your Ethiopian passport 148 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:08,209 to the photo booth 149 00:06:08,293 --> 00:06:09,586 to receive your name tag and your costume. 150 00:06:09,669 --> 00:06:10,670 Okay. 151 00:06:10,754 --> 00:06:12,672 This is a residential home. 152 00:06:12,756 --> 00:06:14,215 Keep booties on at all times. 153 00:06:14,299 --> 00:06:15,967 These are marble floors. 154 00:06:16,051 --> 00:06:18,928 - I am not wearing them booties. - By the way, happy New Year. 155 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,431 Happy New Year! 156 00:06:21,514 --> 00:06:23,266 All right, who's first? 157 00:06:23,350 --> 00:06:26,186 Oh. Drake invited me. 158 00:06:28,646 --> 00:06:30,607 "Drake invited me." 159 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:33,443 That's his signature right there. 160 00:06:39,074 --> 00:06:40,450 Can I just… 161 00:06:40,533 --> 00:06:42,035 No, you don't have to call him. 162 00:06:42,118 --> 00:06:43,453 I, um… 163 00:06:46,831 --> 00:06:48,416 I was supposed to be here, not you! 164 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:50,001 I was invited! 165 00:06:50,085 --> 00:06:52,921 I swear, I was invited! 166 00:06:56,299 --> 00:06:58,301 - This is my song. - This is my song. 167 00:06:58,385 --> 00:07:00,762 Girl, every song is your song. 168 00:07:03,098 --> 00:07:05,892 Look at these Instagram 169 00:07:05,975 --> 00:07:08,228 Stepford Wife-looking bitches. 170 00:07:08,311 --> 00:07:10,188 Oh, look, it's Devyon Johnson. 171 00:07:10,271 --> 00:07:11,272 - Wait, where? - The actor? 172 00:07:11,356 --> 00:07:12,482 Where? 173 00:07:12,565 --> 00:07:13,942 He's cute. 174 00:07:14,025 --> 00:07:16,319 He would be with a white girl. 175 00:07:18,363 --> 00:07:20,907 These Hollywood niggas are so cliché. 176 00:07:20,991 --> 00:07:22,575 Hey. 177 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,577 DJ! DJ. Hey, DJ, baby. 178 00:07:24,661 --> 00:07:26,746 - Hi. Mwah. - Mwah. What's up, ladies? 179 00:07:26,830 --> 00:07:28,665 DJ, next time, can you escort me? 180 00:07:28,748 --> 00:07:30,583 Because security was so mean to me. 181 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,210 - Oh, yeah, I got you. - Where's Drake at? 182 00:07:32,293 --> 00:07:34,838 - You gonna introduce us? - Oh, yeah, I want to meet Drake. 183 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:36,673 Uh, yeah, he's-he's floating around somewhere. 184 00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,299 Well, where's this room? 185 00:07:38,383 --> 00:07:40,427 - This the VIP room? We want to go here. - Uh… 186 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:41,928 Okay, okay, well… Chill. 187 00:07:42,012 --> 00:07:43,471 No, no, it's-it's-it's cool. 188 00:07:43,555 --> 00:07:45,473 W-Well, I got to go DJ. 189 00:07:45,557 --> 00:07:47,475 'Cause my name is D-D-D-D-DJ. 190 00:07:47,559 --> 00:07:49,519 He's funny, right? 191 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:50,603 - He's so… - No. 192 00:07:50,687 --> 00:07:52,480 Get a drink, I'll hook y'all up. 193 00:07:52,564 --> 00:07:54,399 Oh. You want a gummy? 194 00:07:54,482 --> 00:07:55,608 - Uh-huh. - Oh, yes. 195 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,235 - I'm good, thank you. - Uh. 196 00:07:57,319 --> 00:07:59,362 Uh-uh, uh-uh. Uh… 197 00:07:59,446 --> 00:08:00,947 Mm-hmm, mm. 198 00:08:01,031 --> 00:08:02,490 She likes gummies. 199 00:08:02,574 --> 00:08:05,327 - Take the gummy, enjoy yourself. - Fine. 200 00:08:05,410 --> 00:08:06,411 - Mm-hmm. - Come on. 201 00:08:06,494 --> 00:08:07,829 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 202 00:08:07,912 --> 00:08:09,956 Well, ladies, I'm gonna go with DJ. 203 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:11,291 - Ah. - So, y'all have fun. 204 00:08:11,374 --> 00:08:12,584 - Mm. - It's a party, dance. 205 00:08:12,667 --> 00:08:13,960 Bye, Candi. 206 00:08:14,044 --> 00:08:15,045 Look at 'em. 207 00:08:17,547 --> 00:08:19,299 Mm-mmm. 208 00:08:19,382 --> 00:08:21,384 Chew. 209 00:08:25,764 --> 00:08:26,890 Very good. 210 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,433 Let's go. 211 00:08:28,516 --> 00:08:31,644 - I don't like it. - Mm-mm-mm. 212 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:00,548 I'm so sorry. 213 00:09:00,632 --> 00:09:03,426 It's okay. 214 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:06,262 This edible ain't kicking in fast enough 215 00:09:06,346 --> 00:09:08,640 for me to enjoy this thot-a-thon. 216 00:09:08,723 --> 00:09:10,725 Amen. 217 00:09:10,809 --> 00:09:13,687 Where is Devyon Johnson? 218 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:16,398 I just need to talk some sense into him. 219 00:09:16,481 --> 00:09:18,483 Just so he knows, you know? 220 00:09:18,566 --> 00:09:20,485 I feel weird. 221 00:09:20,568 --> 00:09:22,112 I'm-a go find his ass. 222 00:09:22,195 --> 00:09:24,990 Damn, girl, you look high as hell. 223 00:09:26,533 --> 00:09:29,703 Nadine, stay with Van. 224 00:09:32,163 --> 00:09:34,624 You seem annoyed or something. 225 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:38,128 - Is it Earn? - No. 226 00:09:38,211 --> 00:09:41,423 He's out there living his life and I'm here living mine. 227 00:09:41,506 --> 00:09:43,299 I'm just trying to get this photo with Drake. 228 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:45,218 I need to strategize. 229 00:09:45,301 --> 00:09:47,554 Is it me? A-Are you mad at me? 230 00:09:47,637 --> 00:09:50,056 What? No. 231 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:52,017 You're paranoid. Stop it. 232 00:09:52,100 --> 00:09:56,104 Ugh! I'm just going through stuff, 233 00:09:56,187 --> 00:09:59,816 and this dress is just, like… 234 00:09:59,899 --> 00:10:01,568 I just need to calm down. 235 00:10:01,651 --> 00:10:04,404 I need to have a good time and I'm just gonna relax. 236 00:10:04,487 --> 00:10:05,822 I'm gonna have a good time 237 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,283 and I'm gonna have a vodka soda, please. 238 00:10:08,366 --> 00:10:11,244 Yes. Is this the police? 239 00:10:11,328 --> 00:10:12,954 I-I need your help. 240 00:10:13,038 --> 00:10:15,957 I'm at this big party at Drake's house and I'm dying. 241 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:18,043 - I-I don't… - Who are you talking to, baby? 242 00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:19,127 - Hello? - Help. 243 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:20,628 Did she give you an address? 244 00:10:20,712 --> 00:10:22,339 No? Okay, bye. 245 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,215 Honey, what's wrong with you? You're just high. 246 00:10:24,299 --> 00:10:25,759 No, I'm dying and I know it. 247 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,260 You are high and you're paranoid. 248 00:10:27,344 --> 00:10:29,054 No, I need to go to the hospital. 249 00:10:29,137 --> 00:10:30,638 No. We need to get out of this room, 250 00:10:30,722 --> 00:10:31,848 but we are not leaving. 251 00:10:31,931 --> 00:10:34,559 Just take a sit right here, okay? 252 00:10:34,642 --> 00:10:36,728 Why don't you lie down? You want to lie down? 253 00:10:36,811 --> 00:10:38,355 I can't breathe right. 254 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:39,689 Yes, you can. Come on. 255 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:40,774 Let's lay you down. All right. 256 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:43,777 Okay. Okay. 257 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,446 We're gonna breathe together like in yoga. Okay? 258 00:10:46,529 --> 00:10:49,366 Shit. 259 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:53,620 Um, okay, let's breathe. 260 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:57,832 Okay? 261 00:10:57,916 --> 00:11:00,043 Okay. You keep doing that. 262 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,461 Breathe. I see you breathing, okay? 263 00:11:01,544 --> 00:11:02,921 I'm gonna get some water. 264 00:11:03,004 --> 00:11:05,548 Wait. DJ drugged me. 265 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,966 No, no, no, no. 266 00:11:07,050 --> 00:11:08,968 We all ate the same thing. Okay? 267 00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:11,513 It's okay. Why don't you lie down again, okay? 268 00:11:11,596 --> 00:11:15,100 Um, look, it's Drake. 269 00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:16,184 You can hang out with Drake, okay? 270 00:11:16,267 --> 00:11:17,310 Why don't you stay with Drake? 271 00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:20,230 I'm-a be right back. Okay? All right. 272 00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:27,195 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 273 00:11:27,278 --> 00:11:28,738 - I'm so sorry. - It-It's all good. 274 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,240 - I mean, I… - I'm sorry. 275 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,574 I was all in the way. 276 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:33,743 No, I'm sorry. I… 277 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,454 Um, do you know where I can find, 278 00:11:36,538 --> 00:11:39,791 like, a water or something non-alcoholic or like… 279 00:11:39,874 --> 00:11:42,127 Voila. 280 00:11:44,129 --> 00:11:46,006 Wow. Thank you. 281 00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:47,757 You got a bathroom in there, too? 282 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,259 I think I could help you out with that. 283 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,761 Oh, okay. 284 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,556 Um… um… 285 00:11:56,141 --> 00:11:57,809 I'm Brandon, by the way. 286 00:11:57,892 --> 00:11:59,936 Oh, I'm Van. 287 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,396 - It's-it's nice to meet you. - Yeah, you, too. 288 00:12:01,479 --> 00:12:02,605 - Nice to meet you. - Pretty smile. 289 00:12:02,689 --> 00:12:05,567 Thank you. 290 00:12:05,650 --> 00:12:08,820 Um… I got to go. 291 00:12:08,903 --> 00:12:10,280 My friend is kind of freaking out. 292 00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:12,282 I needed to bring her this water, so… 293 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,200 I mean, is-is everything okay? 294 00:12:14,284 --> 00:12:15,910 I mean, do you need some help? I can-I can follow you. 295 00:12:15,994 --> 00:12:18,163 - Um, yeah, sure. Okay. - Yeah? 296 00:12:18,246 --> 00:12:19,873 Yeah. Um… 297 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:21,291 she's pretty high, though, so… 298 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,542 - Yeah? - I don't want you to… 299 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:24,419 Sure she'll be all right with that water. 300 00:12:24,502 --> 00:12:26,004 Where the hell did she go? 301 00:12:26,087 --> 00:12:27,797 Oh, was she here? What she look like? 302 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,925 Nadine! Shit. 303 00:12:32,927 --> 00:12:36,556 Shit. My phone is dead. 304 00:12:36,639 --> 00:12:38,892 - Nadine! - Look, don't worry. I got you. 305 00:12:38,975 --> 00:12:40,560 I know a place downstairs you can charge your phone 306 00:12:40,643 --> 00:12:42,771 next to a pretty dope bathroom. 307 00:12:42,854 --> 00:12:44,314 - All right? Yeah. - Really? 308 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,815 - Oh, my God. Okay. - No fear, no fear, no fear. 309 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,442 - Thank you. - I got you. I got you. 310 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:48,818 She's gonna get us all arrested. 311 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:50,236 Yeah, just right this way, right down here. 312 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:52,822 Okay. 313 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,909 - Oh, my gosh. - Don't trip. 314 00:12:57,786 --> 00:12:59,746 That's a… that's a really nice dress. 315 00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:01,873 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah, of course. 316 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:03,458 - Thank you. - It's perfect. 317 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,835 Wow, so this is, like, his studio? 318 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:08,380 - Yeah, it, uh, looks that way. - Damn. 319 00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:11,091 Uh-huh. 320 00:13:13,343 --> 00:13:15,470 There's, uh, the power strip. 321 00:13:15,553 --> 00:13:17,972 Oh, thank you. 322 00:13:18,056 --> 00:13:20,767 So you, um, you work with Drake? 323 00:13:20,850 --> 00:13:22,977 Nah, uh, 324 00:13:23,061 --> 00:13:25,188 Drake's nutritionist is my cousin. 325 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,898 - Oh. - Yeah, Coop. 326 00:13:26,981 --> 00:13:29,109 Oh, cool. Cool. 327 00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:32,070 But how'd you know about his studio down here, then? 328 00:13:32,153 --> 00:13:35,448 No, you know… I just, uh… 329 00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:37,283 I got here at, like, 8:00, 330 00:13:37,367 --> 00:13:39,536 so I just walked around. 331 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,871 Nobody was here, so… 332 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,249 - Checked out the rooms. - Uh-huh. 333 00:13:44,332 --> 00:13:47,002 - Saw what was in 'em. - With your friends? 334 00:13:47,085 --> 00:13:50,463 Friends? Nah. 335 00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:52,632 But you're my friend. 336 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,805 Okay. Um… 337 00:13:58,888 --> 00:14:00,682 I need to use the bathroom. 338 00:14:00,765 --> 00:14:02,559 I'm gonna charge my phone in there. 339 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:04,644 Great. Let me just… let me show you where it is. 340 00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:07,605 Okay. 341 00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:10,191 Here. Let-let me show you. It's right over here. 342 00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,152 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. 343 00:14:12,235 --> 00:14:14,446 - Right here. - Thank you. 344 00:14:14,529 --> 00:14:16,823 - Oh, I got it. Thank you. - You got it? 345 00:14:16,906 --> 00:14:18,575 - Yeah. Thank you, though. - All right. You're welcome. 346 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:20,577 I-I-I'll just… I'll wait here. 347 00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:22,912 Ugh. Okay! 348 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:24,497 You good? 349 00:14:24,581 --> 00:14:27,292 Uh, yeah, I'm good. 350 00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:28,543 You need anything? 351 00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,962 You know what? No. 352 00:14:31,046 --> 00:14:33,214 Okay, some toilet paper or…? 353 00:14:33,298 --> 00:14:36,926 Uh, why don't you go get us some weed? 354 00:14:37,010 --> 00:14:39,179 Weed, right. 355 00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:41,473 Yeah, I can… I can, I can find that. 356 00:14:41,556 --> 00:14:45,602 Um, yeah. Uh… are you… are you hungry? 357 00:14:45,685 --> 00:14:47,187 You want any food while I'm at it? A d… a drink? 358 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:50,148 - T-Tequila? - Um, like, food? 359 00:14:50,231 --> 00:14:51,941 Maybe some water. 360 00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,735 Okay. All right. I'll be right back. 361 00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,195 - Okay. - Right back. 362 00:14:55,278 --> 00:14:56,279 Take your time. 363 00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:59,532 Okay, just… 364 00:15:23,306 --> 00:15:24,974 Oh. 365 00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:29,229 Drake? 366 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,070 Hello? 367 00:15:53,044 --> 00:15:55,422 Smells nice. 368 00:16:34,502 --> 00:16:38,089 Oh, my God. 369 00:16:58,026 --> 00:17:00,111 Is this real? 370 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:03,406 No. 371 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,117 No, it is not. 372 00:17:09,954 --> 00:17:12,248 Have you heard of Bostrom's simulation argument? 373 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,167 No. 374 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,961 Basically, it just states that, uh, 375 00:17:17,045 --> 00:17:20,840 future civilizations must have immense computing power, 376 00:17:20,924 --> 00:17:23,468 and that if even a fraction of this 377 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:26,054 were to run ancestral simulation, 378 00:17:26,137 --> 00:17:28,556 there's a high probability that it would be indistinguishable 379 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,267 from reality to the simulated ancestor, 380 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,811 I.e. us. 381 00:17:32,894 --> 00:17:35,271 What? 382 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,357 You're a simulation. 383 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,819 - Oh. - Like a Sim. 384 00:17:40,902 --> 00:17:44,322 There is someone controlling your every movement. 385 00:17:44,406 --> 00:17:48,034 Yeah, I don't even like apples. 386 00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:51,246 Can you help me stop thinking? 387 00:17:52,497 --> 00:17:54,499 Perhaps. 388 00:17:56,418 --> 00:17:58,169 Catch. 389 00:18:06,177 --> 00:18:07,846 Is she real? 390 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,057 Real fake. 391 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,894 I knew it. 392 00:19:58,581 --> 00:20:02,419 Yeah, I'm staring at you. Ho. 393 00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:05,380 Is there a problem? 394 00:20:05,463 --> 00:20:07,132 Not really! 395 00:20:07,215 --> 00:20:09,926 You're saddled over there with your black man accessory, 396 00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:13,722 and I'm just tired of that story, to be honest. 397 00:20:13,805 --> 00:20:14,973 It's basic. 398 00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:18,560 But that's just me, personally. 399 00:20:18,643 --> 00:20:20,562 Okay. 400 00:20:22,105 --> 00:20:24,816 Maybe I'm just a good woman. 401 00:20:24,899 --> 00:20:26,568 Huh? 402 00:20:26,651 --> 00:20:29,446 Like, a good girlfriend? 403 00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:33,450 Maybe I add value to his life? 404 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:36,161 I've been with him since he was doing community theater. 405 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:38,872 I cooked. I cleaned. 406 00:20:38,955 --> 00:20:40,665 I've had his back from the very beginning. 407 00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:43,668 I've always supported him. 408 00:20:43,752 --> 00:20:47,172 Maybe two good people found each other, 409 00:20:47,255 --> 00:20:50,258 and I'm a good woman who found a good man. 410 00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:54,804 Bitch, don't even act like you don't know 411 00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:56,514 what's going on out here! 412 00:20:56,598 --> 00:20:58,933 You got all the advantages in the world to be a good woman. 413 00:20:59,017 --> 00:21:00,685 You can afford to invest early. 414 00:21:00,769 --> 00:21:02,354 I ain't got time to be sitting out here 415 00:21:02,437 --> 00:21:04,522 with no community-theater-ass nigga for eight years 416 00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,691 and wishing on a goddamn star. Uh-uh. 417 00:21:06,775 --> 00:21:08,943 There are plenty, plenty, plenty, plenty 418 00:21:09,027 --> 00:21:11,780 of good, black women, but you don't see Brad Pitt 419 00:21:11,863 --> 00:21:14,282 trying to date Shonda Rhimes. No! 420 00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:17,327 No. No. Type "beautiful woman" 421 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,953 in Google Images, honey. 422 00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:20,914 Then you can talk to me. 423 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,168 I just love Devyon. 424 00:21:25,251 --> 00:21:27,087 Bitch, I love him, too! 425 00:21:31,299 --> 00:21:35,053 Okay, um, thank you. 426 00:21:41,351 --> 00:21:44,145 Sorry. 427 00:21:59,411 --> 00:22:01,830 Hi? 428 00:22:10,422 --> 00:22:13,049 Hi. I'm sorry. 429 00:22:13,133 --> 00:22:17,053 Um… I'm lost. 430 00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:19,055 I need to get to the party. 431 00:22:19,139 --> 00:22:21,099 Um, or to the main part of the house. 432 00:22:24,144 --> 00:22:25,520 With Drake? 433 00:22:25,603 --> 00:22:28,440 Drake. Drake no está. 434 00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:35,989 Oh. Um… 435 00:22:36,072 --> 00:22:39,659 I don't really, um… 436 00:22:39,743 --> 00:22:41,786 ? El avión? 437 00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:43,204 Yo soy su abuelo. 438 00:22:43,288 --> 00:22:45,749 Are you Drake's abuelo? 439 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,375 Sí. Abuelo. 440 00:22:47,459 --> 00:22:49,377 Oh, my God. You're his grandpa. 441 00:22:49,461 --> 00:22:52,255 Sí. Abuelo. 442 00:22:52,339 --> 00:22:54,966 No. Mm-mm. 443 00:22:55,050 --> 00:22:57,385 I don't speak Spanish. 444 00:22:57,469 --> 00:23:00,680 No hablas espanol. But it's nice to meet you. 445 00:23:05,727 --> 00:23:08,897 You want me to look at that? 446 00:23:14,486 --> 00:23:16,488 Hold up. 447 00:23:16,571 --> 00:23:18,573 Drake's not here? 448 00:23:26,498 --> 00:23:30,377 Yeah, you got to get low in front and high. 449 00:23:30,460 --> 00:23:33,254 Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Hey. $20. All right. 450 00:23:33,338 --> 00:23:35,173 Look, we got this right here. 451 00:23:35,256 --> 00:23:37,592 Drake bowtie. Straight off the tux from the Oscars. 452 00:23:37,676 --> 00:23:39,511 - What's up? - Get low. 453 00:23:39,594 --> 00:23:41,137 What the fuck is going on in here? 454 00:23:41,221 --> 00:23:42,389 Oh, how you doing? 455 00:23:42,472 --> 00:23:44,015 We got $20 per selfie. 456 00:23:44,099 --> 00:23:46,267 It'll get you 10,000 followers, guaranteed. 457 00:23:46,351 --> 00:23:47,352 Mm-hmm. 458 00:23:47,477 --> 00:23:49,062 The line starts there, sweetie. 459 00:23:51,523 --> 00:23:54,109 Hold up. You're telling me all these girls 460 00:23:54,192 --> 00:23:56,444 have been posting fake photos on Instagram all night? 461 00:23:56,528 --> 00:23:58,655 Look, they're real to everyone else. 462 00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,074 I mean, this your best option, anyway. 463 00:24:01,157 --> 00:24:03,326 You thought you was gonna have a meaningful convo with Drake 464 00:24:03,410 --> 00:24:05,161 - or some shit? - You was gonna come to the party, 465 00:24:05,245 --> 00:24:07,455 ask for a pic and post it on the Gram, 466 00:24:07,539 --> 00:24:09,124 so here you go. 467 00:24:09,207 --> 00:24:11,251 - You're welcome. - $20. 468 00:24:11,334 --> 00:24:13,086 Line's right there. 469 00:24:13,169 --> 00:24:15,672 Or $30, hold on. 470 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:18,466 And you get these free Puma slides. 471 00:24:18,550 --> 00:24:20,093 What's up? 472 00:24:20,176 --> 00:24:21,553 What you want to do? 473 00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:30,937 Girl, she ain't real. 474 00:24:31,021 --> 00:24:33,481 - Come on, cutie. Who next? - Hey. 475 00:24:33,565 --> 00:24:37,235 Stars are just a projection of what's actually already 476 00:24:37,319 --> 00:24:39,571 - inside of your mind. - Drake. 477 00:24:42,073 --> 00:24:43,783 Darius? 478 00:24:43,867 --> 00:24:46,536 Oh, hey, Van. 479 00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,246 Why are you here? 480 00:24:48,330 --> 00:24:51,333 Oh, actually, we were just talking about that. 481 00:24:51,416 --> 00:24:53,752 It's basically, really just… 482 00:24:53,835 --> 00:24:55,754 No, I meant the party. 483 00:24:55,837 --> 00:24:57,464 Is Earn with you? 484 00:24:57,547 --> 00:24:58,798 No. 485 00:24:58,882 --> 00:25:02,510 But I know Drake's chef, Guillermo, 486 00:25:02,594 --> 00:25:04,346 from the glorious days of pick-up soccer. 487 00:25:04,429 --> 00:25:06,681 But how did we get here? 488 00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:09,517 Oh, see, that's an even harder one, actually. 489 00:25:09,601 --> 00:25:11,394 - It all start… - No, shut up. 490 00:25:11,478 --> 00:25:14,856 Candice drove us here. 491 00:25:14,939 --> 00:25:19,319 And then she ditched us for T-Pain's party. 492 00:25:19,402 --> 00:25:22,364 That sucks. 493 00:25:22,447 --> 00:25:25,075 You okay? 494 00:25:27,118 --> 00:25:29,162 I think so. 495 00:25:29,245 --> 00:25:32,540 Me and Darius figured out that I am nothing. 496 00:25:32,624 --> 00:25:34,376 We're all nothing. 497 00:25:34,459 --> 00:25:36,169 It's a simulation, Van. 498 00:25:38,213 --> 00:25:40,590 It's all fake. 499 00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:44,511 You're right. 500 00:25:44,594 --> 00:25:46,179 It's all fake. 501 00:25:46,262 --> 00:25:48,890 There's no Drake. 502 00:25:48,973 --> 00:25:52,352 So don't ruin your high and just enjoy yourself. 503 00:25:54,813 --> 00:25:57,399 You're such a good friend. 504 00:25:57,482 --> 00:26:01,903 Hey. Hey. 505 00:26:01,987 --> 00:26:04,572 Hey, y'all. They kicking everybody out. 506 00:26:04,656 --> 00:26:06,866 And, Van, what the hell do you got on? 507 00:26:06,950 --> 00:26:09,661 Come on, y'all. 508 00:26:09,744 --> 00:26:12,706 How are we getting home? 509 00:26:30,682 --> 00:26:33,727 Drake's Mexican. 510 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:37,123 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH