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Hi. Morning.

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Come on, Gizmo.
We're gonna be late.

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-<i>♪ I don't know...♪</i>
-<i>♪ You just got me
actin' so crazy♪</i>

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<i>♪ This could be love♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, baby♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, baby...♪</i>

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<i>♪ Whatever you want,
I'm so gone, I can't think♪</i>

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<i>♪ Whatever you want♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I think
it might be love♪</i>

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-<i>♪ This could be love♪</i>
-<i>♪ This could be love♪</i>

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-<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, baby♪</i>
-<i>♪ Oh, baby, baby♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got me acting up♪</i>

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-<i>♪ I'm digging on you♪</i>

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-<i>♪ I'm digging on you♪</i>
-<i>♪ I don't know what to do♪</i>

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<i>♪ No, no, no, no, no
no, no, no♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, baby,
ooh, baby, baby♪</i>

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<i>♪ Got me acting up,
don't know what to do♪</i>

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<i>♪ You got me so in love♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause I'm digging on you♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm so in love♪</i>

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-<i>♪ Ooh, ooh, baby,
ooh, ooh, baby♪</i>
-<i>♪ Hey♪</i>

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-<i>♪ Hey, baby♪</i>
-<i>♪ Don't know what
to do wit you, baby♪</i>

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<i>♪ You got me going crazy♪</i>

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-<i>♪ You just got me
acting so crazy♪</i>
-<i>♪ Uh-huh, oh...♪</i>

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Oh, my God.

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<i>♪ If I could throw my arms♪</i>

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<i>♪ Around you for just...♪</i>

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- Hello. <i>
- Earn. Hey, man.</i>

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<i>Look, you remember
my gamertag login?</i>

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How the hell would I know that?
Just reset it.

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<i>Yeah, what the hell you think
I've been trying to do, man?</i>

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<i>It just keeps saying go
into my old email or something.</i>

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Which email?

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<i>AIM?</i>

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As in AOL?

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<i>Oh, that's what that is.
Yeah, nigga, that one.</i>

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Mm. I-I don't know, dude.

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What's the password hint?

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<i>It say it's my favorite movie.</i>

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Favorite movie...

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<i>Scarface?</i>

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Scarface, <i>right?
Like, that's got to be it, man.</i>

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<i>- Hold on. Let me try that.</i>
- No.

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Man, it was in middle school.
Try <i>Mulan.</i>

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Nigga. Mulan.

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<i>Oh, shit.
I think that worked.</i>

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Yeah.

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<i>Hey, what you on for today, ma?</i>

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Therapy.

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<i>Say that again. You on...
W-What you doing?</i>

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Therapy.

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See how rich I'm making you?

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Bye, Alfred.
I'll talk to you later.

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<i>No, hold on. So, hold on,
hold on. Wait. Oh, so,</i>

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<i>you</i> rich <i>rich?
Hey, Darius.</i>

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<i>Hey, man, he rich off my 15%.</i>

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<i>This fool giving money away.</i>

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- All right. Bye. <i>
- For therapy, nigga. [laughs]</i>

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And make sure
to call that realtor. Bye.

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<i>- Aight, aight.</i>

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<i>♪ Keed, talk to 'em♪</i>

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-<i>♪ Warrior, warrior♪</i>

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-<i>♪ Warrior♪</i>
-<i>♪ Warrior, warrior♪</i>

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-<i>♪ Ah♪</i>
-<i>♪ Warrior.♪</i>

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- How was your week?
- Fine.

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Uh, probation ended.

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Uh, my alma mater asked me
to speak,

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- so...

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Hold on.

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Sorry.

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Um...

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Where-where was I? I don't...

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Probation, Princeton.

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Right.

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Um, really is, um,
getting a sense of, uh...

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- Sorry. Sorry.
- Hmm.

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Earn, I know it can be hard
to disconnect,

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but we can't have
productive sessions

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with your cellphone on, Earn.

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It's important. I can't pay
for this if I don't do this.

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You seem... frustrated.

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I am. I'm having heart troubles,
and my doctor is telling me

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I need to get my head checked.

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That sounds serious.

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I hope I can help, but to do so,
we can't have distractions.

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So, what did your doctor say?

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I have a tightness in my chest

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and a pain, numbness
going down my left arm.

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They say I'm healthy.
They think I'm lying.

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Do you have reason to think
they don't believe you?

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If they did it to Kim Porter,
they'll do it to me.

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I had to get a second opinion.
They got me

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walking around like <i>Alita:
Battle Angel</i> all weekend.

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Whoa! EKG machine.

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Yeah.

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- What's their guess?
- Depression,

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panic attacks, anxiety.

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- You know, a smattering.
- Hmm.

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Well, I mean, panic and anxiety
can manifest in many forms.

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You should listen to your body.
It's smarter than you think.

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Yeah, but anxiety about what?

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You know, my life is good.
It's not a flex,

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like, work is really good.

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I'm making more money
than I've ever made.

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You know, the agency
keeps giving me more clients.

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- I mean, it's great.
- Good.

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How are things at home?

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Good. Fine.

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Uh, I'm redecorating the condo, so...

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Which honestly
doesn't make much sense

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if I'm moving out of state.

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Wow.
That's a really big decision.

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What... what changed?

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Uh... I got a job offer in L.A.

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- Creative consulting.
- Mm.

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Yeah, it's, um...

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It's a big deal, I guess. I...

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I haven't told Van yet.

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Are you worried
about the distance

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between you and Lottie

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if you take this job
and Van doesn't want to go?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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If I'm being honest,

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I think Lottie needs me more
now than ever, you know?

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Um...

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can I... can I lay down?

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Please, yeah. Yeah.

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Just don't fall asleep on me.

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Yeah.

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Ah, thank you.

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$400?

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To change a flight?
Hey, what the hell?

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Well, what about
for medical emergencies?

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- Uh-huh.

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10:00 with Gordon?
All right, go on and sign in.

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Yeah.

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A doctor's email?

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Will y'all take masthead
stationary instead?

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Uh-huh.

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:
Sit.

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Okay.

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:
Sit down.

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Yeah.

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Hey.

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Hey! Come on.

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Gordon. Mm.

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Ah, Lisa. Yeah, come,
come in, come in.

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The name is Gordon Rosenbaum,

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literary agent
to the Eastern seaboard.

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Yeah. Please, please. So, uh,

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tell me, uh, you, uh...
you signed to anyone yet?

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Like a-a book agent? I wish.

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Um, I could use your advice
on that.

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Uh, you are the first person
who has reached out to...

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Oh, no, no.
First rule of negotiations--

156
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never admit
that you're not that wanted.

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I'll keep this brief.
Uh, I found a sample

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of your kids' book online,

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and I'd love
to find you a publisher.

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Uh, how long you been writing?

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Oh, uh...

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my whole life.

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- Mr. Rosenbaum.
- Mm?

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Your 10:30, man.

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Oh. Uh, thank you. Thank you.

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Uh, so, uh,
do you have any drawings

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to go along with your book?

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Uh, no, sir, not yet.
Is that a problem?

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Ah, Lis, kids need things
to look at, all right?

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I-I got you covered. I-I know
a few, uh, illustrators

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at SCAD you can commission,
but time is of the essence.

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Deadline is end of week.

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Yeah, I don't think
that I could aff...

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- Deadline?
- Well, yeah. Yeah, it's a...

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It's a seller's market.
End of the quarter.

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Publishers are offloading
their budget.

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- Now, Tracy has a...
- Huh?

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I didn't call you.

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Tracy has arranged
for a sort of story time reading

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at the local library already.

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It's, uh...
They're mostly inner-city kids.

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I've arranged for a publishing
legend to scout you there.

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Now you can't miss her.
Just look for the hat.

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Uh, wait. Um, do you think
that I could get signed?

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Signed? Kid,
that story of yours could be

186
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the biggest payday
since <i>The Berenstein Bears.</i>

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- Or <i>Berensta</i> Or-- You get it.
- No, I get it.

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Yeah. Oh, uh, uh, don't screw
this up for the rest of us.

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All right?
And congratulations. I accept.

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- Uh, accept what?
- To be your book agent.

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Here's my card.
Call me if you need anything.

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- Oh.

193
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And there's a hair place
at the mall-- Talia's.

194
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They can do something
about those grays.

195
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I need you smoking hot
for Raul, our photo guy.

196
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Let's talk about who you trust.

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I trust people to be themselves.

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Based on their incentives
and what they've rationalized.

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So... no one.

200
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Yeah. Maybe Darius.

201
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What's in the box?

202
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Oh, uh, new keyboard.

203
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I get everything delivered here.

204
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You know, it's, uh, safer.

205
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Oh. You play?

206
00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,604
Yeah, I've been known to get a
little busy on the keys. Mm-hmm.

207
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,606
- Little bit.

208
00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,520
Could you play me something?

209
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,697
- Maybe later.
- Ah.

210
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,483
So, uh, tell me about,
uh, Princeton.

211
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Did you accept their invitation
to speak?

212
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,269
No. No.

213
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,097
I told them to give me an
honorary degree or kiss my ass.

214
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Mm. And what'd they say?

215
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They said "yes"...
to the degree, not my ass.

216
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That's a hell of a negotiation.

217
00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:29,629
Yeah.

218
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Yeah, not-not really.

219
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I mean,
it's-it's a pretend degree.

220
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I can't start
a medical practice with it.

221
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In the end,
I'm making more money

222
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than if I had stayed, so...

223
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You proud of that?

224
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Yeah. Fuck that school.

225
00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,905
Sounds like you resent them.

226
00:10:48,735 --> 00:10:50,693
They're only after me now
because of two reasons.

227
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One, because being Black
is valuable,

228
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and two, donations.

229
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Mm, right.

230
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You know,
you've-you've alluded to it,

231
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but what exactly happened
to you at Princeton?

232
00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,491
Me and this girl named Sasha--

233
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we were new RAs
in the same building, right?

234
00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:14,021
And we got close really fast,

235
00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:17,589
and I felt like I could
be honest with her, right?

236
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,852
You know, we're new friends,
but good friends.

237
00:11:18,895 --> 00:11:22,551
Anyway,
I get this job interview,

238
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and I'm really excited
about it, you know.

239
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I call my parents,
I get a little money from them,

240
00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,209
and I scrounge up
a little money.

241
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,124
I buy a suit, 'cause I need
to look presentable.

242
00:11:30,167 --> 00:11:32,779
I go buy the suit,
then I go to the computer lab.

243
00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,998
What did you get?
What kind of suit?

244
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:39,133
Navy blue slacks
and blazer with leather loafers.

245
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,830
Okay, so you were stylin'.

246
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,527
I was stylin'.
It was, like, super nice.

247
00:11:42,571 --> 00:11:44,791
I looked good, right?

248
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,750
So, I'm at the computer lab,
and my crush comes in.

249
00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,404
And she asked me
if I want to go

250
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,927
to this party
in Philly with her.

251
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:53,713
She wants me to go,
and I'm like, "Cool."

252
00:11:53,756 --> 00:11:56,019
Sasha is a couple
of stalls down.

253
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:58,805
She hears this
and offers to take my suit,

254
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:01,808
stash it in her room, and I can
just go straight from there.

255
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,679
I'm like, "Cool. Thank you."
You know?

256
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,899
I go to the party,

257
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:09,119
I come back,
I text her to get the suit.

258
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,776
No response.

259
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,170
I text her again. No response.

260
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:19,173
I text her a third time.
Same thing.

261
00:12:19,216 --> 00:12:21,262
Did something happen?

262
00:12:21,262 --> 00:12:23,960
I don't think so.
It was like she was ducking me.

263
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,180
So, it's hours
before the interview...

264
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:27,616
- Right.
- ...and I'm freaking out.

265
00:12:27,659 --> 00:12:28,965
So I'm texting her again.

266
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,401
I'm like,
"Hey, where's the suit?

267
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,968
I really need the suit."

268
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,623
And she just writes back...

269
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,756
"Sorry. Not around."

270
00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:38,801
Hmm.

271
00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:41,064
So what did you do?

272
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,806
Man, I went downstairs,
I knocked on her door.

273
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,634
No one picked up.

274
00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:49,203
You know, so I went in there
with my master key,

275
00:12:49,246 --> 00:12:51,118
and I got my suit, and I left.

276
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,122
Big mistake.

277
00:12:55,165 --> 00:12:58,778
She was, like, furious. Like...

278
00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:02,869
She told the dean,

279
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,393
and it became, like,
a real thing.

280
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,874
He's coming back, saying like,
"Oh, this is a suspension."

281
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:09,440
And then it turns
into expulsion.

282
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,746
So I'm guessing
Sasha wasn't Black.

283
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,226
No.

284
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:14,315
- Of course not.
- Yeah.

285
00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:16,012
They started using
rapist language for what I did.

286
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,884
Rapist language?

287
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,538
"Intruder," "personal assault,"
"attack on privacy."

288
00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,889
Like, I was scared.

289
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:26,588
You know, I apologized, but it
was like no one was listening.

290
00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:28,242
It's like no one cared.

291
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,505
What do you think
their perception was?

292
00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:33,029
That this big black gorilla came
into this white girl's room

293
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:36,859
and just destroyed shit.
I don't know.

294
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,687
Uh, you know, as an RA,

295
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,515
they make you feel like
you have some sort of agency.

296
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:42,169
But then you turn around,

297
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:43,474
and then, all of a sudden,
you're O.J.

298
00:13:43,518 --> 00:13:45,259
It's, like,
why give me the master key

299
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,913
if you didn't trust me
to use it?

300
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,479
- How'd that make you feel?
- Angry.

301
00:13:48,523 --> 00:13:50,264
Everybody on campus
is talking about me.

302
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,831
I'm, like,
one of 12 Black kids.

303
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,702
You know, I already felt alone.

304
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:56,270
What else did you feel?

305
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,274
- Hurt, I guess.
- Why? Why?

306
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,627
Because we were supposed
to be friends.

307
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:09,326
We were supposed to be friends.

308
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,851
She never even asked why.

309
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,070
Why I did what I did.

310
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,203
- You trusted Sasha.
- Yeah.

311
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,423
And you were hurt
by someone you trusted.

312
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,166
Yeah.

313
00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,951
Like the family member
who abused you.

314
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,086
Yeah.

315
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,045
Which made you feel powerless again.

316
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:49,714
It's cool.

317
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,891
You should release this.

318
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,329
- No. I'm good. I'm good.
- Hey.

319
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,244
No, I'm-I'm good.

320
00:15:07,776 --> 00:15:09,473
So what happened
between you two?

321
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,480
We never talked again.
You know, I had to leave.

322
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:21,355
I just promised...

323
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:23,096
I'd just prove everybody wrong.

324
00:15:24,749 --> 00:15:27,143
Did you prove everyone wrong?

325
00:15:27,187 --> 00:15:29,406
Yeah.

326
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,669
I love spite.

327
00:15:33,628 --> 00:15:37,153
- It's a pure, powerful thing.
- Hmm.

328
00:15:39,199 --> 00:15:41,201
It gave me courage.

329
00:15:42,419 --> 00:15:44,378
You know, I can count on it.

330
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:47,120
I used it when I came back
to Atlanta, you know?

331
00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,821
Spite can be...

332
00:15:56,259 --> 00:15:58,131
Spite can be very powerful.

333
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,743
But it can also leave you...

334
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:04,311
depressed and empty.

335
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,967
Goals stop becoming yours.

336
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,969
You start becoming a...

337
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,233
a book written
by somebody else.

338
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,975
Someone with no incentive
for your well-being.

339
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:21,110
So by not going back
to Princeton,

340
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:22,982
you may be proving something
to her and not yourself.

341
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,812
Yeah, maybe.

342
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:45,308
I'm sorry,
but what were you thinking?

343
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:49,443
I was thinking that I was going
to meet Outkast and get married.

344
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,621
Which is completely reasonable.

345
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:59,844
But why are you smiling
so much lately?

346
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,024
Are you getting laid?

347
00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:07,200
No.

348
00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,550
It's better than that.

349
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,639
Whoa. Ah.

350
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,293
Spill it.

351
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,078
I quit my job.

352
00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,560
Whoa. Wait.

353
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:21,388
Why?

354
00:17:21,431 --> 00:17:25,305
An agent read my book online
and wants to sign me.

355
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:28,612
I just have
to do this reading thing.

356
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,875
I mean, he thinks it could be,
like, the next <i>Harry Potter.</i>

357
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,488
- Wow. That's great.

358
00:17:34,531 --> 00:17:36,359
What? What is it?

359
00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:39,841
- Nothing. Nuh... nuh...

360
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,538
You've quit your job.

361
00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,801
Yeah, I had to quit my job
because I have

362
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:46,108
to just really focus

363
00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:48,023
on hiring an illustrator,
a PR firm.

364
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,024
I need a stylist.

365
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,070
I mean, if this thing takes off,

366
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,247
it could be huge,
like, franchised.

367
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,249
- It is so lucrative.

368
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,121
Don't you think?

369
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,385
Yeah, sure, but it-it doesn't
really matter what I think.

370
00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:03,995
Yes, it does.
You're my best friend.

371
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:05,823
<i>♪ Ground to start from...♪</i>

372
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:07,956
God.

373
00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:11,481
Look, Lisa, you have my support.

374
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:13,744
You have my support.

375
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:15,529
<i>♪ You'll say the world...♪</i>

376
00:18:15,529 --> 00:18:17,444
I just, um...

377
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:21,535
I can't loan you another $500
this... this month.

378
00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:24,146
I've got a lot of bills,
and I...

379
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,322
Look, I'm just worried
about you.

380
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:31,110
Tell me you like my writing.

381
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,329
Lisa...

382
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,562
Sorry I'm late.

383
00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,520
No. How you doing, Earn?

384
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,828
Good.

385
00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:56,352
Oh, another box.
You starting a band?

386
00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:59,007
Not quite. It's a gift.

387
00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:00,356
Go ahead and open it.

388
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:05,013
- You serious?
- I'm serious.

389
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,363
Man, I hate opening gifts
in public.

390
00:19:07,407 --> 00:19:09,583
I mean, what if it sucks?

391
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:16,981
It's a floor pillow.

392
00:19:17,025 --> 00:19:19,245
I mean, you spend so much time
laying on the floor, I figured,

393
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:21,160
you know, might as well be
comfortable, right?

394
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,770
That's really thoughtful.

395
00:19:22,813 --> 00:19:24,859
Try it out.

396
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,821
Oh...

397
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,910
That's... good.

398
00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:35,217
That is comfy.

399
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,001
Now all I need is some music.

400
00:19:37,045 --> 00:19:38,351
Oh, okay.

401
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:39,874
So it's a full-service thing
here?

402
00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,136
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, maybe later.

403
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,616
Mm.

404
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,226
So, look,
we've had a few sessions

405
00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:45,445
since your Princeton offer.

406
00:19:45,488 --> 00:19:47,577
And, uh, you know,
I think it's important.

407
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,884
So did you decide?

408
00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:52,887
Yeah, so I thought about
what you said, you know, a lot,

409
00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:56,107
and, uh, I think you're right.

410
00:19:56,151 --> 00:19:58,066
You know,
I was holding on to the pain

411
00:19:58,109 --> 00:19:59,241
for no reason, you know?

412
00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,461
They totally win

413
00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:03,114
if I don't use my position
to help people in my experience.

414
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:07,206
Well, it's not a war to win,
exactly, but that's good.

415
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,946
That's good. So you're going?

416
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:11,340
Oh, no. Definitely not.

417
00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:13,603
No, I tried. It was a disaster.

418
00:20:13,647 --> 00:20:15,431
Why was it a disaster?

419
00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:18,347
So, I email Princeton,

420
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:22,612
and I tell 'em, you know,
I'll do the panel or whatever.

421
00:20:22,656 --> 00:20:24,919
And the-the idea was
I'll bring Lottie and Van,

422
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:27,661
and then afterwards,
I'd take Lottie to Sesame Place.

423
00:20:27,704 --> 00:20:30,533
So we're going
to the airport, you know,

424
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:32,274
I'm looking for my driver's
license, I can't find it.

425
00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:34,668
It's probably
in my pants somewhere.

426
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:37,061
So I just bring my passport.
No big deal, right?

427
00:20:37,105 --> 00:20:38,889
Right.

428
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:43,546
We get to the airport, and we
start to check in, you know,

429
00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:46,462
and the computer prints out
Van's ticket,

430
00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:48,334
and her name's
all spelled wrong.

431
00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:49,465
So I'm like,
"That's fine. It's okay.

432
00:20:49,509 --> 00:20:51,467
We'll go in the priority lane."

433
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:54,340
You know,
I got platinum status.

434
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,342
We get there, the lady asks
to see my passport.

435
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,692
And I'm like, "Why?
Like, I'm already checked in."

436
00:20:58,735 --> 00:21:00,259
But I give her the passport anyway.

437
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,565
She looks at it,
hands it back to me

438
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,914
and tells me
it's too damaged to travel.

439
00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:07,309
- On a domestic flight?
- On a domestic flight.

440
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,398
That's exactly what I said.

441
00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:11,270
I mean, the pages were worn,
at best.

442
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,228
Damn. White woman?

443
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,404
I mean, do you even need to ask?

444
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:18,320
- You know, so I'm like,
"That's cool.

445
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,844
Whatever.
Let's get a second opinion."

446
00:21:20,888 --> 00:21:23,717
So she calls over her coworker,
but she's asking her in a way

447
00:21:23,717 --> 00:21:26,328
that's like, "I'm not gonna let
these people on anyway."

448
00:21:26,372 --> 00:21:29,331
And the coworker kind of looks
at us and shrugs like,

449
00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,768
"I don't want to get involved
in this bullshit.

450
00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,944
I don't agree with her,
but what are you gonna do?"

451
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:35,598
So at this point, I'm like,

452
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,165
"Let's try the, you know,
emotional angle."

453
00:21:37,165 --> 00:21:38,732
I was like, "I got a child here.

454
00:21:38,732 --> 00:21:40,516
"Here are the passes
for Sesame Place.

455
00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,953
Please let us in."

456
00:21:42,953 --> 00:21:44,955
This lady laughs
in my fucking face.

457
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,566
- Wow.
- Yeah, I can't believe it.

458
00:21:46,609 --> 00:21:48,568
I'm like,
"What am I gonna do, wild out?"

459
00:21:48,611 --> 00:21:50,657
You know, I'm at the airport.

460
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,789
So I-I don't want
to get on the No Fly List.

461
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,530
Did you ask
to speak to a manager?

462
00:21:54,574 --> 00:21:56,750
- She <i>was</i> the manager.
- Oh, no.

463
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,404
At least, that's what she says.

464
00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,319
You know, so she boots us
out of the line.

465
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,146
A couple of minutes later,

466
00:22:02,190 --> 00:22:03,713
Van waves us over
to this Black woman

467
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,933
who's working
at a different counter.

468
00:22:05,976 --> 00:22:07,630
She checks us in, no problem.

469
00:22:07,674 --> 00:22:09,589
She checks our bags, no problem,
and tells us

470
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:11,765
that that Nazi ticket lady
does this all the time

471
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,506
to Black travelers,
and guess what?

472
00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:15,029
She's not even a manager.

473
00:22:15,072 --> 00:22:16,944
- You're kidding.
- I can't make this shit up.

474
00:22:16,987 --> 00:22:19,947
So, this woman, this nice woman
walks us through security

475
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,818
so we can make it on time.

476
00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:23,733
When we get to the gate,
homegirl must've tattled,

477
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,388
because TSA is right there
waiting for us.

478
00:22:26,432 --> 00:22:28,521
At this point, I'm like,
"Fuck this.

479
00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:30,566
I don't want to go.
I don't care anymore."

480
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,263
Van starts crying. You know,

481
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:33,961
she's like,
"I'm not gonna go without you."

482
00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:36,006
So, long story short,

483
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:37,356
we're still waiting
on our baggage.

484
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,795
I'm really sorry
you had to go through that.

485
00:22:41,795 --> 00:22:43,840
- Yeah.
- Damn.

486
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,234
I mean, tell me, how do you...
how do you feel?

487
00:22:46,277 --> 00:22:50,456
Honestly, the whole time...

488
00:22:50,499 --> 00:22:52,849
I was thinking
about what you said on spite.

489
00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:59,726
Going back to Princeton--
that wasn't important to me.

490
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:03,077
Facing my past--
that really was, you know?

491
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:08,169
I was mad about the time
that got wasted.

492
00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:11,738
You know, I-I wanted to spend
that time with Van and Lottie.

493
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,524
You know, I wanted to talk
to Van about the move.

494
00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,526
I really wanted
to connect with them.

495
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:20,311
See, it sounds like you're
recognizing the big picture.

496
00:23:20,355 --> 00:23:23,053
Yeah, the anxiousness
and anger--

497
00:23:23,053 --> 00:23:26,840
you're not gonna achieve
your goals with those, you know?

498
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:29,669
That's really good, Earn.

499
00:23:31,627 --> 00:23:33,455
Yeah, um...

500
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:37,851
You know, it's good
to hear you say that, 'cause...

501
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,896
I've been thinking a lot,
and I-I kind of want

502
00:23:39,940 --> 00:23:43,073
to take some time out
from therapy.

503
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:46,120
Just a little, you know,
'cause you've given me

504
00:23:46,163 --> 00:23:47,861
s-so many good tools,
I-I kind of want

505
00:23:47,904 --> 00:23:51,865
to deal with my issues
on my own, you know?

506
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:53,867
Sure. Yeah, I mean, I'd love

507
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:57,174
to keep working with you,
but I-I understand.

508
00:23:57,174 --> 00:24:01,657
And, like, hey, if-if you need
anything, you know I'm here.

509
00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:03,354
Thanks.

510
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:04,660
You know, I'm impressed,
'cause most people,

511
00:24:04,660 --> 00:24:07,489
they end this
over a phone call or email or...

512
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:09,143
Oh, I'm not that cold-blooded.

513
00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:16,672
Um, you can have this back, man.

514
00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,457
Oh, no, no, no, no. Keep it.

515
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,502
- Are you sure?
- I'm positive.

516
00:24:20,546 --> 00:24:23,549
- It's too small for me.

517
00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,115
Don't be shitting
on my height, man.

518
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,421
Take care, Earn.

519
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:28,467
All right.

520
00:24:54,710 --> 00:24:56,712
No dogs.

521
00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:59,106
Oh, this is my...
this is my service dog.

522
00:24:59,149 --> 00:25:02,631
No, it's not. You're gonna have
to leash that outside.

523
00:25:02,675 --> 00:25:05,504
Well...
...I have a note

524
00:25:05,547 --> 00:25:09,159
for that... right here.

525
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,120
It's from my doctor.

526
00:25:15,165 --> 00:25:17,037
You're here for that story time?

527
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,517
Yes, I am.

528
00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,519
:
How'd you guess?

529
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,912
Your hair. Talia's?

530
00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:28,483
You still can't bring that dog
in here.

531
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,139
That's absurd.

532
00:25:32,182 --> 00:25:33,662
I work at the airport.

533
00:25:33,706 --> 00:25:35,795
This note is legally
FAA approved.

534
00:25:35,838 --> 00:25:39,799
Okay. Well, story time begins
in 15 minutes.

535
00:25:39,842 --> 00:25:43,629
Unless, of course, you and your
dog want to try the airport.

536
00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,329
:
Come on, baby.

537
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,551
<i>:
♪ Please be quiet♪</i>

538
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,553
<i>♪ Please be quiet♪</i>

539
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,598
<i>♪ Let's calm down♪</i>

540
00:25:56,642 --> 00:25:58,600
<i>♪ Now it's time for reading♪</i>

541
00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:00,994
<i>♪ Now it's time
for reading♪</i>

542
00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:03,126
<i>♪ Shh, shh, shh.♪</i>

543
00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:06,608
They're all yours.

544
00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:21,754
This book is called

545
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:24,278
<i>The Homeliest Little Horse.</i>

546
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:29,196
Story by Lisa Mahn.

547
00:26:29,239 --> 00:26:33,504
"There once was a horse
who lived on a farm.

548
00:26:33,548 --> 00:26:38,248
"Completely alone,
no friends in the barn.

549
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:40,468
"All other horses kept her away.

550
00:26:40,511 --> 00:26:45,908
"They called her mean names,
too ugly to say.

551
00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:50,521
Sad and dismayed,
she tried to escape..."

552
00:26:50,565 --> 00:26:51,871
I don't like this horse.

553
00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:55,265
It's ugly. I like Sitron.

554
00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:00,706
Oh. Okay, well...

555
00:27:03,186 --> 00:27:06,625
"...but always got lost
by the old farmer's lake."

556
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,061
This horse is stupid.

557
00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,845
That's why no one likes it.

558
00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,502
"But one Fourth of July,

559
00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,460
"a spark hit the ground,

560
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:20,116
setting the barn ablaze."

561
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,774
The horses farted.

562
00:27:25,818 --> 00:27:27,210
- GIRL 3: The horses farted.
- No.

563
00:27:27,210 --> 00:27:28,995
The hor...

564
00:27:29,038 --> 00:27:32,302
The horses are scared
because of the fire.

565
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,304
They all look like
they're farting.

566
00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:36,480
- All that smoke is them farting.

567
00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:38,352
Okay, but they're not...

568
00:27:38,395 --> 00:27:40,223
- farting.

569
00:27:42,225 --> 00:27:44,184
BOY 2:
You fart.

570
00:27:44,227 --> 00:27:46,665
"All except..."

571
00:27:48,318 --> 00:27:50,538
Hmm.

572
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,368
"All except
the homeliest horse,

573
00:27:54,411 --> 00:27:57,501
"who then took command and said,

574
00:27:57,545 --> 00:28:00,853
"'If we work together,
all will be well.'

575
00:28:00,896 --> 00:28:04,291
And all of them kicked
in the shed."

576
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:07,033
I don't like this story.

577
00:28:07,076 --> 00:28:08,948
-"It worked like a charm."
- It's lousy. I want to go.

578
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:12,299
-"The horses were saved."
- Come on. Let's go.

579
00:28:12,342 --> 00:28:14,301
"Alas..."

580
00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:15,955
- Stupid.
- Um...

581
00:28:15,998 --> 00:28:17,696
- I don't like this.

582
00:28:19,654 --> 00:28:21,612
- No, just keep going.

583
00:28:21,656 --> 00:28:23,876
- Keep going.

584
00:28:23,919 --> 00:28:25,442
Okay, um...

585
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:31,448
"It worked like a charm.
The horses were saved.

586
00:28:31,492 --> 00:28:34,538
"Alas," um,

587
00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:37,063
"the barn was never the same."

588
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:44,723
"She earned a medallion
for 'bravest of stallions'...

589
00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:47,203
and was even invited to play."

590
00:28:49,249 --> 00:28:51,773
:
"And when she came out,

591
00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,776
"the horses did shout,

592
00:28:54,820 --> 00:28:57,605
"'Three cheers for the horse.

593
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,870
Hooray!'"

594
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:05,221
<i>♪ Thought I found
the answer to it...♪</i>

595
00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:06,222
Here you go, man.

596
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,050
Thank you, Mr. Marks.

597
00:29:08,094 --> 00:29:09,748
- No problem.
- Uh, did you get my headshot?

598
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,837
Yes. If I do this again,
I promise

599
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,142
you will be the first person
I call.

600
00:29:13,186 --> 00:29:14,796
- Yo, yo, yo.
- Hey, what's up?

601
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,797
You guys actually came.

602
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,625
- Hey.
- What's going on, baby?

603
00:29:17,625 --> 00:29:19,018
- Good to see you.
Let's get a drink, all right?
- Yes.

604
00:29:19,061 --> 00:29:20,367
- Yeah.
- Drink. That's why we're here.

605
00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:21,977
- Okay.
- Uh, one sec. Here you go.

606
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,153
I heard that you guys
needed new costumes.

607
00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:25,938
I put a little extra
for you and your puppet.

608
00:29:25,981 --> 00:29:27,635
Thank you for supporting
community theater.

609
00:29:27,678 --> 00:29:29,637
- You're very welcome.
- What the hell is going on, man?

610
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,204
You got free booze,
arcade games.

611
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:33,684
You're giving out cash
like Nino Brown and shit.

612
00:29:33,728 --> 00:29:35,599
It's a wrap party.

613
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:38,167
Remember that woman Lisa Mahn?

614
00:29:38,211 --> 00:29:41,475
The one that ruined
my-my family, uh, trip?

615
00:29:41,518 --> 00:29:43,216
Oh, yeah, I remember her.

616
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:45,435
: Yeah, well,
I hired all these actors

617
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:47,437
to ruin her life.

618
00:29:47,437 --> 00:29:50,658
:
I-I think she's in debt now, seriously.

619
00:29:50,658 --> 00:29:52,268
Wow. Are you still
tripping off that?

620
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:53,922
Like, nigga,
that was two months ago.

621
00:29:53,966 --> 00:29:55,924
I know, man.
The planning's been crazy.

622
00:29:55,968 --> 00:29:57,621
- What's up, man?
- Hey, what's up?

623
00:29:57,665 --> 00:29:59,406
Oh, shit.

624
00:29:59,449 --> 00:30:00,842
Hey, good job, man.

625
00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:04,063
Ooh, ooh-ooh!

626
00:30:04,106 --> 00:30:06,630
- Heavy Chevys, baby.

627
00:30:06,674 --> 00:30:08,676
Yo, thanks for the cash, man.

628
00:30:08,719 --> 00:30:11,679
Yo, you crazy as fuck, boy!

629
00:30:11,722 --> 00:30:13,072
- Yeah, man.

630
00:30:13,115 --> 00:30:15,161
Hey, you better watch your back.
You're next.

631
00:30:17,467 --> 00:30:19,730
- Nah, man.
You're fucking with me, man.

632
00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:22,168
What you gonna do to me, man?
You know me.

633
00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:24,170
Told you. Watch out
for your cousin. He's sick, man.

634
00:30:24,213 --> 00:30:26,476
- Yeah.
- I'll holler at you, brother.
All right.

635
00:30:27,913 --> 00:30:30,437
How much, um,
did you spend on all this, man?

636
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,267
Enough, but it was worth it,
trust me.

637
00:30:34,310 --> 00:30:37,836
So you did all of this
to hurt one lady?

638
00:30:39,576 --> 00:30:42,405
- Uh-huh.
- Okay.

639
00:30:42,449 --> 00:30:43,929
Hey, look, I'm-a go
to that Def Jam Three machine

640
00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:45,234
-'cause this nigga is trippin'.
- Yeah. Yeah.

641
00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:48,063
Al.
It's funny.

642
00:30:49,064 --> 00:30:51,501
Wow.

643
00:30:51,545 --> 00:30:56,245
I can't tell if this is extreme,
extreme pettiness...

644
00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:58,247
or terrorism.

645
00:31:02,121 --> 00:31:04,819
Great job.

646
00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:08,344
It can be both.

647
00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:09,693
Ah.

648
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,218
Yo, let me get a Blue Silk.

649
00:31:21,488 --> 00:31:23,969
Mm, mm, mm.

650
00:31:31,193 --> 00:31:33,021
Hmm.

651
00:31:42,770 --> 00:31:44,554
:
Thanks.

652
00:31:47,993 --> 00:31:50,038
I really need
to go back to therapy.

653
00:31:55,130 --> 00:31:57,654
<i>♪ Cold blooded♪</i>

654
00:31:57,698 --> 00:31:59,743
<i>♪ The way you walk♪</i>

655
00:32:00,701 --> 00:32:01,920
<i>♪ Sexy♪</i>

656
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,183
<i>♪ The way you talk, baby♪</i>

657
00:32:04,226 --> 00:32:05,836
<i>♪ Sexy♪</i>

658
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,709
<i>♪ Mama, you're too cold for me♪</i>

659
00:32:08,752 --> 00:32:09,710
<i>♪ Sexy♪</i>

660
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,494
<i>♪ Freaky baby♪</i>

661
00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:18,327
<i>♪ Who are you?♪</i>

662
00:32:18,371 --> 00:32:20,590
<i>♪ You look like a movie star♪</i>

663
00:32:20,634 --> 00:32:23,593
<i>♪ Girl, what's your name
and number?♪</i>

664
00:32:23,637 --> 00:32:26,074
<i>♪ Is it true♪</i>

665
00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:30,165
<i>♪ That you think I'm hot?♪</i>

666
00:32:30,209 --> 00:32:31,732
<i>♪ Hot♪</i>

667
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:34,735
<i>♪ If we try♪</i>

668
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:38,957
<i>♪ To get to know each other♪</i>

669
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,830
<i>♪ You might find♪</i>

670
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:46,965
<i>♪ You couldn't trade me
for another♪</i>

671
00:32:47,008 --> 00:32:48,967
<i>♪ 'Cause I think you're so♪</i>

672
00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:51,273
<i>♪ Sexy, sexy, sexy.♪</i>

673
00:32:51,317 --> 00:32:51,360
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