- Hi, baby. - Hey.
- Oh, your hair looks nice. - Oh, thank you.
Much better than the last time I saw it.
It was all ratty.
Made me want to stick a match to it.
Uh-huh. You ready to go? Y-You got everything?
Just let me find my...
Oh, no. I'll drive. That's...
- Uh-uh. - You sure?
- Morning, y'all. - Hey. Good morning, Dad.
- How's retirement treating you? - Good.
See y'all later.
He's not coming with us?
Uh-uh. He's busy.
Your car is too little.
Let's take mine.
Can we stop somewhere and get something to eat?
No time. Got to pick up Grandpa and Jeanie.
I thought you weren't talking to Aunt Jeanie anymore.
We started again.
That's good.
She's been keeping Dad.
Grandpa?
Yeah. I don't like it.
Why not?
She's a mess.
She's a hoarder. Old nasty house.
She just wants Dad living with her
so she can collect his pension.
She's lost her mind.
I'm gonna steal him from her.
What? You're gonna steal him from her?
Mm-hmm. Any time I try to see him or say hi, she won't let me
unless she's there to supervise. She has lost her mind.
Lost her damn mind.
Right. That's what I told him.
Mm-hmm. If you want them to adjust your vacation days,
you got to talk to Nancy in HR.
That's the way I used to do it.
Yeah.
Morning.
No, man.
I'm trying to get like you.
Hey, look, I'm-a have to let you go.
Yeah, I'm here to get that new phone.
You know the one with the night vision?
Yeah.
All right. Take it light.
I'll catch up with you later.
Can we, um, stop to get some food real fast?
We'll be late.
Dig in my purse and get you some cough drops if you're hungry.
I'm okay, thank you.
Thank you, Auntie.
How's your baby, Earn?
Oh, she's good. She's good.
She's, um... she's not really a baby anymore.
- That's the thing... - You didn't want to bring her to church?
She's, uh... she's with her mom today.
Mm. Hey.
Y'all still ain't married, huh?
You know they not married, Jeanie.
Hmm.
Well, it's a good thing you coming to church then, Earn.
You can ask for forgiveness.
Mm-hmm.
For laying with that beautiful girl
and leaving her in sin.
Aah!
Get the fuck off the road!
Jesus.
Let me get Daddy over here.
Ooh. You help me, Earn?
You know, it's packed in here.
She probably had to go to the overflow lot.
Why would she need to go to the overflow lot?
She has Daddy's handicap pass.
She should be parked by now.
Yeah... um...
You check your phone? She call you back?
No.
It's your mama.
- It's your mama. - Yeah.
Yes, it is.
- Yeah, she's a trip. - Mm-hmm.
She's a real trip. Um...
I got to use the bathroom.
Yeah. This don't make no sense.
Yeah.
Don't make no kind of sense.
Hello?
Hey, Dad.
Hey, what's going on, son?
Yeah, um, I'm with Mom, and, um,
I think she kind of took Granda
and left me holding the bag with Aunt Jeanie.
Mm-hmm.
I'm trying to know how you would handle this.
Really can't answer that.
Taking my day.
I get three hours every Sunday
before the kids show up at the mall. This is my time.
- It's like that? - It's like that.
I've been dealing with this family
for 30 years. You'll be okay for one day.
I'm sure you'll do the right thing.
Love you.
Yeah.
John chapter ten, verse ten says,
"The thief does not come except to steal
and to kill and to destroy."
I guess you and your mama must think
I'm stupid, Earn.
What?
I wasn't born yesterday, now.
I watch Criminal Minds, and I know
when someone's up to something twisted.
What-what are you talking about?
Your mama stole Daddy, and you helped her do it.
- No. - Where did she take him?
- I don't know. - Earnest.
I don't know, Aunt Jeanie. I don't know.
What you sneaking out of church for, then? Hmm?
Where you going?
I'm going to the studio.
I'm supposed to meet Alfred there. I'm late.
You know, so...
So?
- So? - So...
So?
So I guess I'm going to the studio, too.
You're not leaving my sight.
Come on here now.
Sorry, I'm on a schedule.
- Excuse me, sir... - No. Sorry.
- Not interested. - Has anyone told you,
you would look really great in a hat?
Uh... no.
I'm serious.
Not everyone can pull off a hat, you know,
but you have a very nice-shaped head.
Well...
I...
- Thank you for that. - Hey,
I am not going to make you buy anything, unless you want to.
You seem too strong-willed for that kind of thing, anyway.
- Brah! - Yellow.
Again?
- Man, the color yellow, man. - You cheating.
Nigga, how you cheat at Uno, man? Hey, y'all...
Y'all ever cheat at Uno? Anybody know? How you cheat?
You know I don't got no more yellow cards.
Duh, nigga! That's the point of the game!
That's how the game is played, man. That's how you play that.
So, see, I was trying to be polite,
but now I want you to draw four. Fuck that.
Eight, nigga, 'cause you out here whining.
I ain't playing with you no more.
Oh, come on, man, you know I...
All day until you tell me where my daddy is, okay?
You think it's gonna be fun time in the studio?
I don't think so.
Aunt Jeanie?
Out.
Everybody out.
This is a family emergency.
Yeah, come on...
- Let's go, let's go... - Go on, now, get on!
I'm-a call you, bro. I'm sorry, man.
Go!
Thank you.
I like your earrings, baby.
Thank you, ma'am.
Mm-hmm.
Hey, look, now, this ain't got nothing to do with me.
All right? So I don't know nothing about Aunt Gloria
taking Grandpa, stashing him. I don't know that.
So you in on this, too, huh?
- She ain't know that? - No.
Ain't that a "B"?
This whole family is against me.
- Yeah. - I'll be...
Where'd she take him?
- Why don't you call her? Damn. - I don't know.
Okay. I-I know what I'm-a do. I know what I'm-a do.
I'm-a fix y'all. Y'all watch.
- Hello. - Willy.
Willy, it's Jean.
I need you to add Pearl.
All right.
Hello.
Pearl.
It's Jeanie.
I need you to add Gloria.
What?
Y'all, y'all.
Gloria kidnapped Dad.
Oh, my goodness.
Girl, have you lost your mind?
Look,
you can't kidnap your own dad.
I don't have time to explain it to you right now,
but the word "kid" is in it.
So, mathematically, it's impossible.
What? No, she took him!
She sped off with him.
He is confused, and he needs me.
Y'all know he has dementia.
And I'm the only one who knows how to give him his medicine.
Jeanie,
that man ain't got dementia.
He's just old, just old.
He forgot something one or two times.
Why don't you just tell her how to give him his medicine?
I mean, really, how complicated could it be?
I knew I couldn't count on y'all.
I knew it. I mean, this one thing.
And y'all didn't help me pay for Keisha's college.
- We did, too, help. All of us did. - And you didn't help me
sue that crooked mailman, and you ain't helping me now.
Y'all are bitter towards me.
And don't think I don't know why.
Why?
Y'all have always hated me.
Ever since we were kids. Because...
Y'all hate me because I'm light-skinned.
Girl, if you don't get the hell out of here with all that mess.
Nobody hates you 'cause you're light-skinned, Your Majesty.
Girl, I hate you because you're evil.
I bet you won't be complaining
about being light-skinned-ed if the cops came down there.
What? Oh, I should call the cops?
- I wish you would. - Please do.
Uh, do not call the cops, please.
Y'all...
I know exactly what this is really about.
What? What is it about?
It's about Daddy never remembering Gloria.
I mean, Daddy got kids all over Georgia,
and he can remember most of them,
but never little Gloria.
I mean, he didn't remember her birthday, Christmas,
didn't come to graduation.
And now that he's dying, you can't even talk to him
because he don't know who you are.
I bet you haven't even asked him, have you, Gloria?
That was evil.
You evil.
While I still got you on the phone,
you do remember that you owe me $800
for student...
- Yeah. - I think it definitely might be
my favorite one that you tried so far.
- You think? - Mm-hmm.
I mean, it does look like something I could
wear to play cards with the guys.
Right, right, right.
Do you want to try on the number three again?
Yeah.
Does anything even look bad on you?
You know...
Never mind.
What?
No, you know...
No, come on, tell me.
I have this one hat.
It's not on display,
because it's technically, it's not for sale yet.
But you are so handsome and nice,
I think I want to show it to you.
Okay. Uh, but I don't want to get you in trouble or anything.
Ah! Trouble.
A special person deserves
a special hat.
Wow.
Does your sister have any history with weapons or drugs?
She might.
She don't. She don't.
Officer... my father
is scared and alone, and he is confused.
I guarantee you he doesn't even
recognize Gloria.
That's how sick he is.
Okay, hold on.
Can we get your mom on the phone?
Yeah. Yeah.
Hello.
Hi, Mom. It's Earn.
Um, the cops are here with Aunt Jeanie.
They need to check on Grandpa.
Hey, can you put your father on, please?
Hello.
Hello, sir. We're doing a wellness check.
Is everything okay?
Yeah.
Do you know where you are, sir?
Of course I do.
Are you in any danger?
No.
Ain't no danger here.
Ask him do he know who he's with.
And do you know who you're with, sir?
He won't know.
I'm with my daughter.
Gloria.
So, you're not in any danger.
You know where you are and who you're with, sir?
Yeah.
We're in Egypt.
Been here...
two weeks.
Okay.
Thank you, Officer...
You see that?
Did-did-did you see that? I told you.
They in Egypt.
Hey!
Oh, my God.
Church is out.
Yo, Pops. Yo, Pops.
Hold on, man, let me ask you a question.
What's on your head, Pops?
It's my hat.
And what's wrong with your hat?
Y'all know what this nigga remind me of?
You look like... What's that nigga name, Prince?
This nigga look like Prince.
If Prince never died and became some old, fat nigga.
Yo, I got to get a picture of this stupid-ass hat.
I don't think so.
Hey, hey, come... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
come on, I'm just playing with you, homie.
Got to get a picture for the, you know, Gram, like...
Look, I'm late. I ain't got time for this.
Whoa, come...
Late? What you mean, you late?
You ain't gonna take a picture? So, I got to beg?
Pops? That's what you want?
I'll do it.
I'm-a beg, Pops.
Begging now, Pops.
On my knees, Pops.
I'm on my knees.
It's what you wanted, ain't it?
Just get up.
As long as I get a picture, I'll get up, that's all I'm saying.
I'm staying right here. I'm-I'm cool right here.
Get up.
- I'll-I'll take the picture. Just get up. - Please?
Oh, you'll take the picture? Oh, shit.
That's all you had to say, then, Pops. That's all I wanted...
Man.
Shit about to go viral, Pop.
I like the hat, Pops.
- Excuse me? - Do you know what...?
She is really not gonna let us leave, is she?
You normally do wellness checks over the phone?
You could've took her anywhere, Earn. Anywhere.
Yeah, and she would've followed me there.
I was gonna come to you eventually, relax.
Damn.
Man, I'm just giving you a hard time, man.
I know. I just...
I just don't want to end up like them.
What you mean?
Arguing all the time.
Hey.
Hey, yo, uh, miss. Um...
Look, y'all got a... y'all got another way out of here?
Like a secret way?
There's another way out back.
Word?
We call it the Shmurda exit.
Bobby had it built when he was recording here for a month.
He had the FBI and three baby mamas after him.
Couldn't take any chances.
Didn't help him, though.
- Mm-mm. - No.
But it might help you.
Yes, I would like to report a kidnapping.
No, I know that the cops are here,
but they are not doing their job, okay?
Wait, nah, nah, th-this ain't gonna work.
She's gonna see us.
Don't worry, she won't see you.
The only thing is, you can't look back, not even a glance.
That's how this works.
Can you be here within the hour?
I also need you to arrest
my two nephews.
No, Officer Simone and-and French,
they're not doing their job.
No, sir. No, it's-it's a kidnapping.
No, I'm-I'm... I-I would like to report a kidnapping, okay?
My father has been kidnapped by my sister.
I know he's not a kid.
Okay, you know, can I speak to your manager, please?
Mmm. That was good.
Good dinner.
That was not dinner.
Well, what was it, then?
I don't know.
But it's 5:00 p.m.
It's not dinner.
Hey, Pops, you okay?
How was the mall? You get that phone?
I got it. It's-it's good.
I hope you didn't get anything else.
- I didn't. - Good.
'Cause our Mastercard last month was too high.
More sweet tea for you, ma'am?
- Oh, I, um... - No, just the bill.
Yeah, and I can get it.
No, no, I got it, I got it.
- Oh, shoot! - What?
We didn't get any bread.
Um, excuse me.
Mom, dinner's already over.
We-we don't need the bread.
I mean, we're paying real money for the food
like everybody else.
We deserve to get bread
like everybody else.
And besides, your grandfather loves that bread.
- Yes, ma'am? - Oh, we didn't get any bread.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
Can you maybe bring us some?
Uh, sure. Do you want me to hang on to the bill?
No, you can bring the bill
and just put the bread in a to-go box.
Um, let me go check real fast.
"Go check"?
We don't normally pack bread to go.
You never brought us any bread in the first place,
so I don't see how that could be a problem.
There's no problem. I just got to go ask my boss.
Oh, honey, we could pack that bread ourselves.
Yeah, but I just got to ask...
Just bring the goddamn bread!
Bring us the bread.
Right. Okay.
Right away, sir. Sorry.
Kids.
Just don't have any respect.
No respect at all.
Y'all want to watch a Redbox tonight?
Yeah.
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