1 00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:12,316 Mm. There are 5,000 channels on this damn box 2 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,840 and I can't ever find what the hell I want. 3 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:18,931 E-S-P-N. 4 00:00:18,975 --> 00:00:21,325 Just a regular goddamn remote. 5 00:00:21,412 --> 00:00:22,718 I told you what you need to do. 6 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,154 You need to cut all of that off. 7 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:27,070 You know, the cable, the electric, the gas. 8 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,071 All of it, just... [clicks tongue] cut it off. 9 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:28,985 Nigga, you know I'm not doing that. 10 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,726 Why not? 11 00:00:30,769 --> 00:00:32,510 'Cause I ain't no hipster living with his sister's 12 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,295 girlfriend's cousin picking boysenberries or some shit. 13 00:00:34,338 --> 00:00:35,774 Nigga, I'm rich. 14 00:00:35,774 --> 00:00:37,733 Plus, you can't stream everything. 15 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:39,213 What can't you stream? 16 00:00:39,256 --> 00:00:41,084 You know, man, shit like the news. 17 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:43,086 - Huh? - The news, my nigga? 18 00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:44,566 - This nigga said "the news." - Are you 80 years old? 19 00:00:44,566 --> 00:00:45,915 Yes, nigga. Yeah, the news. 20 00:00:46,002 --> 00:00:47,351 Yeah, I watch that. 21 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:48,787 I want to stay informed and shit. 22 00:00:48,787 --> 00:00:50,354 That's why I watch CNN. 23 00:00:50,354 --> 00:00:51,094 Isn't CNN that place where you take your kids 24 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:52,791 to play in the fountains? 25 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:55,098 Look, you want to know if somebody died, TMZ. 26 00:00:55,142 --> 00:00:56,578 You want to know if someone's canceled, Twitter. 27 00:00:56,578 --> 00:00:58,101 You want to know what's going on in the Black community? 28 00:00:58,145 --> 00:00:59,581 ALL: Shade Room comments section. 29 00:00:59,668 --> 00:01:01,844 - Exactly. - Or Lipstick Alley. 30 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,715 - Right. Right. - Yo, y'all heard about that Crank Dat Killer? 31 00:01:03,802 --> 00:01:05,369 Crank Dat what? 32 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:07,241 DARIUS: Wait, man, Wait. I heard about this theory. 33 00:01:07,241 --> 00:01:09,199 Most of the Black murders that have occurred 34 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,896 in the past year and a half have all been linked 35 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,768 to a common denominator. 36 00:01:12,811 --> 00:01:14,726 All the victims made "Crank Dat" dance videos 37 00:01:14,813 --> 00:01:16,119 back in the day. 38 00:01:16,163 --> 00:01:18,121 - What? - EARN: Yeah. 39 00:01:18,165 --> 00:01:20,471 I-I didn't believe it either, but... 40 00:01:20,471 --> 00:01:22,821 this dude on Lipstick Alley, man, he did his homework, man. 41 00:01:22,821 --> 00:01:24,345 He cited his work and everything. 42 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:26,216 Yeah, I mean, I believe him. 43 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:27,826 Soulja Boy just better watch his back, 44 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,698 - that's all I know. - [Earn laughs] 45 00:01:29,698 --> 00:01:31,613 Yeah, it's a good thing none of us made "Crank Dat" videos, 46 00:01:31,700 --> 00:01:33,180 'cause this guy seems pissed. 47 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:34,355 DARIUS: And whoever did, man, 48 00:01:34,398 --> 00:01:36,052 they better watch their back. 49 00:01:36,139 --> 00:01:37,836 You know, I bet you he got tabs on 'em and everything. 50 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:39,838 EARN: Yeah. The FBI wants to talk to anybody 51 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:41,275 who's been to the Pool Palace, you know, 52 00:01:41,318 --> 00:01:42,624 in the past ten years. 53 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:43,625 [Earn and Darius laugh] 54 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:44,626 No, I heard the killer got, 55 00:01:44,713 --> 00:01:46,149 like, white glasses like Fabo. 56 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,934 He come in, he like... [humming robotically] 57 00:01:48,978 --> 00:01:50,762 - He got a knife. - Yeah, and with the... [grunts] 58 00:01:50,849 --> 00:01:52,242 [both laugh] 59 00:01:56,725 --> 00:01:57,334 You all right, man? 60 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:58,988 Hmm? 61 00:02:01,991 --> 00:02:04,211 - [sighs heavily] -♪ Ah...♪ 62 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:06,169 ♪ Soulja Boy off in this ho♪ 63 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,040 ♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll♪ 64 00:02:08,084 --> 00:02:09,651 ♪ Watch me crank dat Soulja Boy♪ 65 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,479 ♪ Then Superman that ho♪ 66 00:02:11,522 --> 00:02:13,437 ♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy...♪ 67 00:02:13,437 --> 00:02:15,874 Look, man, it was 2007, all right? 68 00:02:15,961 --> 00:02:17,441 I-I trapped in the parking lot of GreenBriar 69 00:02:17,528 --> 00:02:18,660 the entire summer. 70 00:02:18,660 --> 00:02:20,531 It was hot, it was boring. 71 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:22,664 I must've ate about a hundred Pretzelmaker pretzels, man. 72 00:02:22,751 --> 00:02:25,667 Of course I fucked around and made one of these videos, man. 73 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,886 Look, if you sold drugs in Atlanta, 74 00:02:27,886 --> 00:02:29,540 you made a "Crank Dat" video, okay? 75 00:02:29,540 --> 00:02:32,674 So me and my homie J-Berg, we recorded this. 76 00:02:32,761 --> 00:02:36,678 And this has been on the Internet the entire time? 77 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,680 Man, J-Berg posted that shit. 78 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:40,464 I would call his ass and tell him to take it down, 79 00:02:40,464 --> 00:02:42,118 but then the nigga would have my phone number. 80 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,902 Plus the nigga's probably dead. 81 00:02:43,902 --> 00:02:48,559 Gotta be real with you, uh, even I don't like this. 82 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:51,475 But, you know, look, it got 25 views, 83 00:02:51,562 --> 00:02:52,694 so you could be in the good. 84 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,130 The killer may not have even seen it. 85 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:55,436 Nigga, I ain't worried about no 86 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:57,568 goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man. 87 00:02:57,612 --> 00:02:58,917 Hey, look, see if you can get this scrubbed 88 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,528 off the Internet, Earn, all right? 89 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:01,920 The last thing I need is niggas hyped over this story 90 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:02,834 finding my ass, all right? 91 00:03:02,834 --> 00:03:04,706 All right. 92 00:03:04,706 --> 00:03:06,011 ♪ Then Superman that ho...♪ 93 00:03:06,055 --> 00:03:07,230 - Mm. - You know, 94 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,797 when you look deeper into it, 95 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,146 spiritually it's a little deeper. 96 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,279 You see, our roots... 97 00:03:12,279 --> 00:03:14,585 kind of deal with dancing. 98 00:03:14,585 --> 00:03:16,152 No, you don't gotta do that. This is bad. 99 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,066 - It's real bad. - [video stops] 100 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,591 ♪ Slime♪ 101 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:23,812 ♪ Okay, shit, I just woke up in an animal♪ 102 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:26,118 ♪ I just woke up in a Lambo♪ 103 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:27,598 ♪ Flawless baguettes and an orange Richard♪ 104 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,557 ♪ I just had bust down a cantaloupe♪ 105 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:31,123 ♪ Niggas want beef and I'm tryna be vegan♪ 106 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,734 ♪ But fuck it, bae, bring a can of smoke.♪ 107 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,736 - Whoo! - [claps hands] 108 00:03:34,823 --> 00:03:36,303 'Aight, 15 minutes to record a track. 109 00:03:36,390 --> 00:03:37,826 That gotta be a record. [chuckles] 110 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,393 [Earn groans] 111 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:42,526 Man, why is it so hard to get sneakers nowadays? 112 00:03:42,526 --> 00:03:44,049 Me and Darius are trying to get these 113 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:45,616 Nike Miracles, man. 114 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:47,749 The shit sold out in, like, 30 seconds. 115 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:50,273 Yeah, man, resellers got the game fucked up, man. 116 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,536 Might as well be shoe gentrification. 117 00:03:52,536 --> 00:03:54,712 Hey, why don't you just call Nike 118 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:55,844 and have 'em send you a pair for me? 119 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,541 I already did. They told me to go to hell. 120 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,978 It is what it is, man. Sorry. 121 00:04:00,065 --> 00:04:02,894 Hey, man, bounce that track back from the top. 122 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:04,331 - Hey, Paper Boi. - Yo. 123 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,636 There's a guy in the next room over 124 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:06,420 that wanted to pop in and say what's up. 125 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:07,334 Some guy named Doug? 126 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:11,207 Yeah. 127 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:13,122 Yeah, tell him it's cool, man. 128 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,341 You can tell him it's cool. 129 00:04:17,126 --> 00:04:19,128 Who? Doug? What? 130 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:21,565 Nigga, man. No, some-- 131 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,741 - He's a rapper: Some Guy Named Doug. - Oh. 132 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,352 He always trying to get me on a track with his ass and shit. 133 00:04:25,439 --> 00:04:26,744 Man, I mean, he a cool dude, 134 00:04:26,788 --> 00:04:28,572 but his music sound like ass, nigga. 135 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:30,008 - Yeah, his music does suck. - Yeah. 136 00:04:30,052 --> 00:04:31,662 Great guy, though. 137 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:34,752 [electricity crackles] 138 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,146 Aw, there he go. 139 00:04:37,146 --> 00:04:39,235 - Ha ha! Paper Boi! - Ah... 140 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:40,584 What's going on, Some Guy Named Doug? 141 00:04:40,584 --> 00:04:42,369 I knew I heard you in here. What's good, man? 142 00:04:42,456 --> 00:04:43,805 Oh, man, you know, laying it down, babe. 143 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:45,459 Shit, you in here cooking up? 144 00:04:45,459 --> 00:04:46,590 You know, you know, on the regular, man. 145 00:04:46,677 --> 00:04:48,897 Yo, we should get on a song together. 146 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,812 Oh, man, man, I would love to do that, man, 147 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,030 but I'm on my way out, man, 148 00:04:52,030 --> 00:04:53,597 and the system just crashed, my nigga. 149 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,469 - Wow. Really? - Yeah, man. 150 00:04:55,556 --> 00:04:57,645 Well, what you been working on? Play me something. 151 00:04:57,688 --> 00:04:59,342 Oh, man, I can't 'cause the speaker's busted, too, man. 152 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,387 Oh, you can just email it to me. 153 00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,345 And the motherfuckin' Wi-Fi down, too. 154 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:03,825 - All this shit connected, nigga. - What?! 155 00:05:03,825 --> 00:05:05,043 I've been trying to tell these niggas to get a router. 156 00:05:05,087 --> 00:05:06,044 Damn, every time, man. 157 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:08,264 Look, one of these days 158 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,352 we gonna get on a song together. 159 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:10,048 - Hey, man, I'm down. -'Aight? 160 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:11,702 - Yeah. - One day. 161 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:12,790 - One day, nigga. -'Aight, man, I'm-a call you. 162 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:14,052 - Hey, you could text. - Okay, I'm-a text you. 163 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,793 - Yeah, yeah. - I got some new beats, too. 164 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,795 - Fire! - All right. Yeah. 165 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:18,709 - I'm-a send it to you. - All right, you do that. 166 00:05:18,753 --> 00:05:19,928 You do that, you do that you do that. 167 00:05:19,971 --> 00:05:21,930 - That's cool. - [door closes] 168 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:24,933 I gotta get a new phone, nigga, like, immediately, 'cause... 169 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,805 - Doug's a nice guy. - He's-he's incredibly kind, man. 170 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:30,504 - Hey, you back this up? - No, we done. 171 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:32,288 ALFRED: Oh, shit, it's smoking like a motherfucker, man. 172 00:05:35,726 --> 00:05:38,512 Oh, man. 173 00:05:38,512 --> 00:05:39,861 We ain't gotta pay for that, right? Like...? 174 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:41,079 No, we ain't gotta pay for that. 175 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:42,646 [Alfred mutters] 176 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,387 All right, I'll catch you later. 177 00:05:44,431 --> 00:05:46,302 - Hey, man, hit me when you get home. - All right. 178 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,260 [car alarm chirps] 179 00:05:48,304 --> 00:05:51,612 [car door opens, closes] 180 00:05:51,655 --> 00:05:53,440 [engine starts] 181 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,530 [sighs] 182 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,582 [sighs] 183 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,458 [playing silently] 184 00:06:13,024 --> 00:06:14,765 [Alfred laughs] 185 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:17,855 Shit, man. 186 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,249 What the fuck was I thinking? 187 00:06:43,359 --> 00:06:44,926 [hip-hop music playing over headphones] 188 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:46,406 Babe. 189 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,061 Babe! We're here. 190 00:06:53,282 --> 00:06:54,544 My bad. 191 00:06:57,721 --> 00:06:59,244 You should, uh... 192 00:06:59,288 --> 00:07:02,596 you should go home, get more sleep before work. 193 00:07:02,596 --> 00:07:05,163 No. Not with your little brother and sister 194 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,601 running around. 195 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,167 Babe, we gotta move out of your mom's place. 196 00:07:09,211 --> 00:07:11,735 Yeah, I know. 197 00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:14,477 I know. 198 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:17,611 You know, I support your rap career and everything, 199 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:21,484 but maybe it's time you thought about 200 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:24,400 getting a real job, like a career. 201 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:27,795 Just in case the rap thing, you know... 202 00:07:34,410 --> 00:07:36,412 [sighs] 203 00:07:36,412 --> 00:07:39,981 Look, baby, remember how I told you about 204 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,765 how Big Sean got discovered? 205 00:07:41,765 --> 00:07:44,202 Yeah. 206 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,639 You said he rapped for Kanye 207 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,641 outside of a radio station or something. 208 00:07:47,684 --> 00:07:49,556 Exactly. 209 00:07:49,643 --> 00:07:52,863 All I need is one opportunity. 210 00:07:52,863 --> 00:07:55,170 And I'm gonna be prepared for when that moment comes. 211 00:07:55,213 --> 00:07:56,519 Just have faith. 212 00:07:56,563 --> 00:07:59,000 Please? 213 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,262 Okay. 214 00:08:04,658 --> 00:08:06,355 I promise you that everything's gonna be okay. 215 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,663 All right, take care of Mommy, Little Juanita. 216 00:08:26,157 --> 00:08:27,811 So who is this guy? 217 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:31,554 Uh, he is but a man with many shoes. 218 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:34,209 The neighborhood knows him as Shoe Man. 219 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:37,081 So he's kind of like Sock Man, except for shoes. 220 00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:41,259 Yeah, but Sock Man had an actual store. 221 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,478 This-this is a van. 222 00:08:42,522 --> 00:08:45,568 No, man, this guy's legit. 223 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,527 Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir. 224 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:51,705 Hey... 225 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:53,402 Hop in, gentlemen. 226 00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:56,318 All right. 227 00:09:02,498 --> 00:09:03,499 Get that door for me, champ? 228 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:04,326 - Oh, yeah. - Appreciate you. 229 00:09:08,330 --> 00:09:11,507 So how can I help you boys? 230 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:13,509 We want to get the... the Nike Miracles. 231 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:16,425 - Yeah, they're sold out... - What size? 232 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,079 11. Right? 233 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,297 - 11 for you, too? - Yeah, 11. 234 00:09:24,302 --> 00:09:25,739 I got 11, 10 and a half. 235 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,871 - Last two. - Ah. 236 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,308 EARN: Really? 237 00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,745 Damn, that's surprising. 238 00:09:31,832 --> 00:09:33,877 They usually don't be having any 11s. 239 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:35,313 Whoa! 240 00:09:35,357 --> 00:09:37,098 - Yes. - Really? 241 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:39,100 - Yes. - These legit? 242 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,189 Yeah, they real. That's why they call me the Shoe Man. 243 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,233 [both chuckle] 244 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:44,105 - All right. - Damn. 245 00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:45,759 Um, how much? 246 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,456 Nothing, really. 247 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:49,719 Just let me see you two kiss. 248 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,071 - I'm sorry? - What? 249 00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,900 Just let me see y'all two kiss in the backseat. 250 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:59,120 - All right. I mean, that's easy. - Wait. No, no, no. 251 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:00,469 Wait. Hold on. 252 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,775 How much for the shoes, man? 253 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,080 How much money do you want? 254 00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:05,866 I don't need money, man. Everybody got money. 255 00:10:05,909 --> 00:10:07,563 Yeah, man, look, it ain't that big of a deal. 256 00:10:07,563 --> 00:10:08,999 We just knock this out. Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am. 257 00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:10,784 - I don't want to kiss you. - Be on with our day. 258 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,438 Look, I know you're not gay, bro. 259 00:10:13,482 --> 00:10:15,571 - [muttering] - That's not the point. Okay? 260 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:18,226 I don't want to kiss my friend for shoes. 261 00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,794 So, what, you want to kiss a stranger? 262 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,143 - I don't understand what... - I don't want to kiss 263 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,927 anybody, Darius. 264 00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,276 [knocking on window] 265 00:10:25,276 --> 00:10:28,018 Damn, y'all back? 266 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:30,281 I'm gonna need an answer, fellas, I got a line. 267 00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,851 Do you need to look at 'em again? 268 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,163 [laughs] 269 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:44,382 Nigga is stupid. 270 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:47,385 Trash. 271 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,529 [scoffs] 272 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,892 [line ringing] 273 00:11:19,417 --> 00:11:20,941 - MAN [over phone]: Hello? - Hello? 274 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,770 Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja, man, what's up, man? 275 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,859 Paper Boi? What up, brah? 276 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,599 Oh, you know, man, I'm coolin', coolin'. 277 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:31,212 Hey, hey, I got a dumbass qu-- I got a dumbass question, man. 278 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:33,388 Yeah? What up? 279 00:11:33,431 --> 00:11:36,652 Um, you heard anything about this "Crank Dat" killer stuff? 280 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,959 Are you serious? Of course I have. 281 00:11:39,002 --> 00:11:41,004 I got more "Crank Dat" content on the Internet than anyone. 282 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,658 Too much to count. 283 00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,791 I basically invented YouTube. 284 00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:45,966 Yeah, definitely. 285 00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:48,011 [exhales sharply] You lucky, man. 286 00:11:48,098 --> 00:11:49,404 Lucky you ain't got a bunch of 287 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:50,579 "Crank Dat" videos like me. 288 00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:53,060 Oh, you know what? 289 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:57,020 [laughs] This shit. Back in the day, man, I did, actually. 290 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,979 What? 291 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,198 What are you saying, man? You made a "Crank Dat" song? 292 00:12:01,242 --> 00:12:03,113 Yeah, man, but... [scoffs] I ain't call it that. 293 00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,680 I called it the "Crank Dat Jimmy Neutron." 294 00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,639 - You know what I'm saying? - Nigga, what?! That was you? 295 00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:10,207 Yo, you gotta skip town just like me then. 296 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,556 Wait, you serious? 297 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,123 If I was you, I'd be on the way 298 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,690 to my safe farm right now. 299 00:12:14,777 --> 00:12:17,127 Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm? 300 00:12:17,171 --> 00:12:18,912 A farm that's safe. 301 00:12:18,999 --> 00:12:20,261 If you don't got a safe farm, you good as dead. 302 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:21,566 You know... 303 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,220 "Like a good nigga, 304 00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:26,006 safe farm is there." 305 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,921 Nigga, what the fuck is you talking about? 306 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:32,447 I don't know, man. I'm tired, I'm scared. 307 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:36,146 Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo game systems. All of 'em. Look, 308 00:12:36,190 --> 00:12:38,496 you are not safe, man. 309 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:40,020 I don't care who you are, 310 00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:41,151 you got a "Crank Dat" video out there, 311 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:42,500 you better watch your back. 312 00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:43,501 - I gotta go. - [call ends] 313 00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,112 But... [sighs sharply] 314 00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,724 Where the hell are my glasses at? 315 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,639 [excited chatter] 316 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,946 Safe farm. 317 00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,775 [clattering upstairs] 318 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,869 [soft thump] 319 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,093 [thumping continues] 320 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,974 [thumping continues] 321 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,124 So what's up, fellas? This kiss ain't gonna French itself. 322 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,344 French ki-- Nah, you didn't say that before. French? 323 00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,128 I'm sorry, it's just an expression I'm trying out. 324 00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:48,523 Okay, we got a couple questions. 325 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:50,003 Uh, right? [clears throat] 326 00:13:50,046 --> 00:13:51,700 How long a kiss are we talking here? 327 00:13:51,787 --> 00:13:55,095 [sputters] 328 00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:56,792 - Eight minutes? - EARN: Eight minutes? 329 00:13:56,792 --> 00:13:58,620 - No, man. Come on. - No. Come on, man, that's... 330 00:13:58,663 --> 00:14:00,230 - That's a whole, like, Animaniacs. - That's fine. Then let's haggle. 331 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,231 Yeah, that's a make-out... 332 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,016 Well, let's haggle, then. 333 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,018 A peck on the lips. 334 00:14:05,105 --> 00:14:07,237 What, you kissing your grandma? Nigga, please. 335 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:09,370 - Two minutes at least. - EARN: Man, fuck this. 336 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,024 - Man, fuck these shoes. - Okay, hold on. 337 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,460 Hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, look. 338 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,985 Well, but-- Let me and him discuss this one-on-one, please. 339 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,727 - [Shoe Man sighs] - And we'll definitely come back with an answer for you. 340 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:21,469 [scoffs] It better be worth it. 341 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,079 I know it is. 342 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,825 Man, do what you want, man. I'm not doing it. 343 00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,131 What do you mean you're not doing it, man? 344 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:32,741 What I'm supposed to do, just kiss myself? 345 00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,264 I can't... 346 00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:35,613 These things are worth $10,000, man. 347 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,137 - I've seen it online. - Then pay it. 348 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,140 Pay the $10,000 online. 349 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:42,142 I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for something I can get for $200. 350 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,578 That just-- The principle of that-- 351 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,580 Exactly. It's the principle, okay? 352 00:14:45,623 --> 00:14:47,190 I get it, okay? 353 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,410 I like sneakers. You like sneakers. 354 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:51,194 But like a lot of Black men, 355 00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:54,197 we put an excessive amount of value in them, okay. 356 00:14:54,197 --> 00:14:57,374 Is it really worth our dignity? 357 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,637 There are only a thousand in the, like, 358 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:00,682 - in the whole world. - Man... 359 00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:05,730 You've seen me wear $900 loafers 360 00:15:05,774 --> 00:15:07,210 that would get me roasted at any 361 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,517 - Black high school in Atlanta. - Yeah. True. 362 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,171 I've seen billionaires walk into 363 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,434 very important meetings wearing some dirty Vans. 364 00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:15,740 I've seen you wear a paper towel around your head 365 00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,742 and make it look cool, like Jadakiss. 366 00:15:17,786 --> 00:15:19,831 That was a fun summer, huh? 367 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,442 I'll kiss you if you want for these sneakers, 368 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,749 but I think we're above this. 369 00:15:24,793 --> 00:15:26,708 I think you know I'm right. 370 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:30,016 Mm. 371 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,107 I think we should do it. 372 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,760 - [bangs on van] - Hey, Shoe Man, 373 00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,675 two orders of Nike Miracles, please. 374 00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:39,677 - Let's do this. - [van door opens] 375 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,375 Y'all ready? [grunts] 376 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,381 [horn honks] 377 00:15:57,782 --> 00:16:00,220 Hey, how you doing today? 378 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:03,832 Uh, can I get one soft pretzel? 379 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,007 Paper Boi? 380 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,487 [chuckles] 381 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,358 I'm gonna give you two extra pretzels. 382 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:11,274 [chuckles] Don't tell nobody though. 383 00:16:11,274 --> 00:16:13,711 Mm, can I get you on my Instagram Live? 384 00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,235 Hell no. 385 00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,106 Um... 386 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:18,499 - Hey, can I ask you something? - Mm-hmm. 387 00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,195 How you know it was me? 388 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:22,155 Only famous people trying to blend in 389 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:24,374 come in dressed like that. 390 00:16:24,461 --> 00:16:26,376 You're the only nigga in here with a hat with no logo on it. 391 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,249 You know how hard it is to find a hat without a logo on it? 392 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,815 See? 393 00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:31,294 That's Chris Evans. 394 00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:34,994 [speaking indistinctly] 395 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,607 Hmm. 396 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,303 ROBERTO: Free samples. 397 00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,392 Free samples. 398 00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:45,047 Free sample? Free sample? 399 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:46,744 Free sample. 400 00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,485 Try our Bourbon Street chicken? 401 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,226 Nigga, everybody already knows what that taste like. 402 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:52,011 [clicks tongue] 403 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,188 Free sample. 404 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,537 Hey, Roberto. 405 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:57,451 Hey, Chartreuse. 406 00:16:58,756 --> 00:17:00,019 Free samples. 407 00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:03,109 Free samples. 408 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:04,023 You heard Paper Boi here? 409 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,114 Like, for real? 410 00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:10,507 - Mm-hmm. - Where? 411 00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:12,118 My homegirl Tiffany said his fat ass was getting 412 00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,554 a pretzel at Pretzelmaker. 413 00:17:13,597 --> 00:17:16,078 You... 414 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:17,775 Okay, this is it. This is it. 415 00:17:17,862 --> 00:17:19,342 I-- Yo, I got to go spit for him. 416 00:17:19,429 --> 00:17:20,343 - Mm. - Cover me. 417 00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:24,391 Nigga, I work at Sbarro! 418 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,575 - [indistinct chatter] - [hip-hop playing] 419 00:17:34,662 --> 00:17:36,055 [singing indistinctly] 420 00:17:37,926 --> 00:17:38,883 Oh! 421 00:17:38,927 --> 00:17:40,885 Hmm. 422 00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,626 [kids laughing] 423 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,156 [bass booming from car stereo in distance] 424 00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:54,595 GPS VOICE: Turn right. 425 00:17:54,595 --> 00:17:57,163 [song continues playing over stereo] 426 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,693 Turn right. 427 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,434 ♪ 428 00:18:12,265 --> 00:18:14,919 You have reached your destination. 429 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,182 - [music stops] - [engine turns off] 430 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:21,752 [car door opens] 431 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,767 Paper Boi! 432 00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,552 Shit. 433 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,641 Oh, shit! 434 00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,121 - [hip-hop playing] - [indistinct chatter] 435 00:19:07,885 --> 00:19:09,800 [girl yelps] 436 00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:11,324 Mm. 437 00:19:12,499 --> 00:19:14,022 [sniffs] 438 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,330 [indistinct chatter] 439 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,602 [arcade game sounds] 440 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,388 [laughter] 441 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:41,702 ♪ 442 00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,008 I'm s-- I'm sorry. Sorry. 443 00:19:44,052 --> 00:19:46,054 [indistinct chatter] 444 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:59,023 ["At Your Neck" by KikBak and Enimeezy playing] 445 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,374 - [quietly]: Fuck. -♪ Running it out♪ 446 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:02,810 ♪ Come in correct or I come at your neck♪ 447 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,507 ♪ Yeah, ooh, Paul Wall♪ 448 00:20:04,594 --> 00:20:06,814 ♪ All of my dawgs, ball to the death♪ 449 00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:08,685 -♪ Ball to the death♪ -♪ Ooh, yeah, I want it all♪ 450 00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,034 ♪ Money, the power and the respect...♪ 451 00:20:10,078 --> 00:20:11,601 - WOMAN: Can I help you? - What? 452 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:13,037 Can I help you? 453 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,083 Yeah. Uh... 454 00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,693 Uh, can I see, um, 455 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,392 one of these digital display belt buckles, please? 456 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:21,394 Really? I got to be honest with you, 457 00:20:21,481 --> 00:20:23,178 last person I sold one of these to was a crackhead. 458 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,226 Maybe you'll start a trend. 459 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,190 You want one of those gold belt buckles down there, too? 460 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,194 Tell the truth. 461 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,978 You're a crackhead, right? 462 00:20:43,546 --> 00:20:45,113 - Oh, shit! - [gunshots] 463 00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:47,071 [screaming] 464 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,552 [gunshots continue] 465 00:20:49,639 --> 00:20:51,250 - Get out the way! - [screaming, clamoring] 466 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,608 What the fuck? 467 00:21:09,355 --> 00:21:12,140 What the fuck is going on here? 468 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,361 Come here. 469 00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:26,850 [screaming, clamoring] 470 00:21:30,941 --> 00:21:32,291 [gunshots continue] 471 00:21:34,467 --> 00:21:36,817 ♪ Ayo, yo, my life's like a movie, my eyes are like a Uzi♪ 472 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,949 -♪ Jacuzzis...♪ - Nigga, get the fuck out the way! 473 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:41,343 [gunshots continue] 474 00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:44,041 So you boys ready? 475 00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:45,956 All right, uh, yeah. 476 00:21:46,043 --> 00:21:47,610 Ready to do this? 477 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:49,830 - You said three seconds, right? - Mm-hmm. 478 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,571 Okay. 479 00:21:51,614 --> 00:21:53,137 ["All My Life" by K-Ci & JoJo playing] 480 00:21:53,181 --> 00:21:55,966 ♪ Then I finally found you♪ 481 00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:59,013 ♪ All my life...♪ 482 00:21:59,056 --> 00:22:01,058 Out of mind. 483 00:22:01,058 --> 00:22:03,278 Just be in the moment. 484 00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:06,281 ♪ And I hope that you feel♪ 485 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:10,198 ♪ The same way, too♪ 486 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:13,288 ♪ Yes I pray that you♪ 487 00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:16,813 ♪ Do love me, too♪ 488 00:22:16,857 --> 00:22:20,164 ♪ I said you're all that I'm thinking of...♪ 489 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:22,428 [shouting, clamoring] 490 00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:24,517 ♪ 491 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,649 - [man shouting] - [gunshots] 492 00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:29,739 [grunts] 493 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:32,089 ♪ Said I promise to never fall in love...♪ 494 00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:33,874 Two Nike Miracles, please... 495 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,006 Oh, oh... 496 00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:39,183 What...? 497 00:22:39,227 --> 00:22:41,403 ♪ For sending me your love, I cherish every hug...♪ 498 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,536 Bro... 499 00:22:43,579 --> 00:22:46,321 - Uh... - We're already implicated. 500 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:48,584 Yeah, fuck, then let me grab... 501 00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,459 - [gunshots] - [shouting] 502 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,419 Oh, shit! Shit, man! 503 00:22:57,463 --> 00:22:59,116 - [gunshots continue] - [muttering] 504 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,902 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 505 00:23:01,902 --> 00:23:03,556 [mutters] 506 00:23:03,599 --> 00:23:05,340 [panting] 507 00:23:07,777 --> 00:23:10,563 Hey! 508 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,695 Just shoot that motherfucker, man! 509 00:23:12,782 --> 00:23:14,567 Paper Boi, get in! 510 00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:17,134 - Get in! - [Alfred muttering] 511 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,136 Come on. 512 00:23:19,136 --> 00:23:20,616 - Go, go, go, man! Go! - [tires screech] 513 00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,491 Go, nigga, go, go, go! 514 00:23:25,491 --> 00:23:28,145 Oh, shit! Oh, shit! [whoops] 515 00:23:28,145 --> 00:23:31,018 Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God! 516 00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:34,369 [whoops] Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh! 517 00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:36,153 Oh, you saved my life, man! 518 00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,938 You saved my motherfucking life, nigga! 519 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,940 Oh, God! Ah, that shit was crazy back there, man! 520 00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:42,508 Brazy! 521 00:23:42,508 --> 00:23:44,118 But it's all good, man. Don't even-- 522 00:23:44,161 --> 00:23:45,946 - Don't even trip. - Oh, my God, man! 523 00:23:46,033 --> 00:23:48,035 Oh, God. 524 00:23:48,078 --> 00:23:50,603 [moans] 525 00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,518 Look, man, I owe you one. For real, man, I owe you one. 526 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,041 [panting] 527 00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:55,825 Oh, God. 528 00:23:55,869 --> 00:23:57,479 What was you even doing out here, my nigga? 529 00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:59,960 It was fate, I guess. 530 00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,789 - Right place at the right time. - Hell yeah, man. 531 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:04,965 I'm actually, uh, headed to the studio. 532 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:07,402 Yo. 533 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,926 Yo, yo! We got to get a song together! 534 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,407 Today, man! It's fate, man, come on. 535 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,627 We got to do it. Today's the day. 536 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,063 And I just made a new beat this morning. 537 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:16,890 Want to hear it? 538 00:24:21,329 --> 00:24:23,287 [hip-hop beat playing] 539 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,855 Yeah. 540 00:24:25,899 --> 00:24:28,510 Bet you'll go crazy on it! [laughs] 541 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,773 You're gonna go crazy in the studio, man! 542 00:24:30,860 --> 00:24:33,384 I can't wait to have a song with Paper Boi! 543 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:35,778 Man, this about to go amazing! 544 00:24:35,865 --> 00:24:38,085 [grunting rhythmically] 545 00:24:38,128 --> 00:24:39,782 Hey, man, yes! 546 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:41,654 [whispers]: Paper Boi. Paper Boi. 547 00:24:41,654 --> 00:24:44,091 About to be the song of the year. 548 00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,788 Let's get it. 549 00:24:53,274 --> 00:24:55,363 Hello? 550 00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:58,671 Hey. 551 00:25:00,281 --> 00:25:02,544 Ah. 552 00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:04,764 Okay, I see you out here, boy. Nice, man. 553 00:25:04,807 --> 00:25:07,157 You actually, you know, got a green thumb. 554 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,811 Yeah, man, you think? 555 00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:10,378 I was thinking about buying a farm, man. 556 00:25:10,465 --> 00:25:12,162 Oh, for real? 557 00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:14,251 You know, like they say. 558 00:25:14,338 --> 00:25:17,428 "Like a good nigga, safe farm is there." 559 00:25:17,472 --> 00:25:19,692 That's a good idea actually. 560 00:25:19,692 --> 00:25:21,389 Oh, yeah, uh, you know what? They found 561 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,391 that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer. 562 00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,480 - Word? - Yeah. 563 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:27,613 Here, right there. [pops lips] 564 00:25:30,180 --> 00:25:32,400 Man, he thick though. It's weird for a serial killer... 565 00:25:32,487 --> 00:25:34,358 - ALFRED: Right? [scoffs] - Yeah. 566 00:25:34,402 --> 00:25:35,708 That's crazy, brah. 567 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,274 Yeah. 568 00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,624 What you end up doing today? 569 00:25:38,711 --> 00:25:40,495 Aw, man, you know, I don't know, 570 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,106 went to the mall. 571 00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:44,717 Ran into a nigga I had beef with from high school. 572 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,632 - Mm. - Yeah, really? What happened? 573 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:49,635 I think that nigga's still mad, man. 574 00:25:49,722 --> 00:25:51,201 [scoffs] 575 00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:54,074 Yo, man. 576 00:25:54,161 --> 00:25:56,163 Those are nice sneakers. 577 00:25:56,206 --> 00:25:57,860 - It's about time you noticed. - Sorry. 578 00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:59,819 Good looking though, yeah. 579 00:25:59,862 --> 00:26:01,951 I had to do a little something for them. 580 00:26:01,995 --> 00:26:04,867 - It was worth it. - [phone chimes] 581 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:07,827 ALFRED: [sighs] What's this nigga talking about? 582 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:10,133 SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: It's your boy Paper Boi on the track. 583 00:26:10,177 --> 00:26:11,744 ALFRED: Hey, you ain't got to say my name on the track. 584 00:26:11,744 --> 00:26:13,093 DARIUS: What the hell is that? 585 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:15,748 Is that you and Some Guy Named Doug? 586 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:17,097 ALFRED: All right, tell me when, nigga. 587 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:17,880 All right, all right, yeah, yeah, yeah... 588 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,230 - Yep. Yep. - Damn. 589 00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:23,843 Okay, yeah. It's trash. 590 00:26:23,886 --> 00:26:25,975 ♪ With Paper Boi and Some Guy Named Doug...♪ 591 00:26:26,019 --> 00:26:29,152 Yep. 592 00:26:29,196 --> 00:26:30,980 SOME GUY NAMED DOUG: ♪ I be feeling kind of lonely♪ 593 00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:33,853 ♪ Sometimes I be crying on my rollie♪ 594 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:38,379 ♪ Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad... ♪ 595 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,773 How do I catch the rhythm on it? There's not really a rhythm. 596 00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,078 You know what, man? That's the thing. 597 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,297 I don't, I don't really know. 598 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,299 It's more sound than music. 599 00:26:45,342 --> 00:26:46,822 ALFRED: Yeah. Yeah, it is, right? 600 00:26:46,909 --> 00:26:49,259 ♪ 601 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:57,006 ♪ Play this for your grandmama when you in the whip♪ 602 00:26:57,093 --> 00:27:00,227 ♪ Come on, Paper Boi, get on the track♪ 603 00:27:00,270 --> 00:27:02,011 ♪ All right, chill, yeah, man, hold up♪ 604 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:04,579 ♪ Uh, yo--♪ 605 00:27:04,579 --> 00:27:07,234 ♪ Paper Boi's in the studio right now♪ 606 00:27:07,321 --> 00:27:08,975 ♪ Man, you holding your finger up, I don't know♪ 607 00:27:09,018 --> 00:27:10,237 ♪ What the fuck, all right, yeah, uh-huh, yeah♪ 608 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,761 ♪ P-A-P-E-R♪ 609 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,458 ♪ Boi, he right here right now♪ 610 00:27:14,502 --> 00:27:16,809 ♪ That's my dawg, y'all♪ 611 00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:19,159 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, snap♪ 612 00:27:19,246 --> 00:27:21,596 ♪ You crazy for this with Some Guy Named Doug♪ 613 00:27:21,683 --> 00:27:24,251 -♪ Yep♪ -♪ Okay, that was kind of hard for real♪ 614 00:27:24,251 --> 00:27:25,600 -♪ I ain't gonna even l-- hey♪ -♪ Uh-huh♪ 615 00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:27,341 ♪ Some Guy Named Doug♪ 616 00:27:27,384 --> 00:27:30,126 ♪ Sometimes I be feeling kind of lonely♪ 617 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:33,477 ♪ Sometimes I be crying on my rollie♪ 618 00:27:33,521 --> 00:27:36,480 ♪ Sometimes all my fame, it can make you mad♪ 619 00:27:36,524 --> 00:27:39,701 ♪ But all this money, that'll make you glad♪ 620 00:27:39,745 --> 00:27:41,703 ♪ I'm an actor now♪ 621 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:44,271 ♪ Hey!♪ 622 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:45,751 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org