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Mm. There are 5,000
channels on this damn box

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and I can't ever find
what the hell I want.

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E-S-P-N.

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Just a regular goddamn remote.

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I told you what you need to do.

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You need to cut all of that off.

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You know, the cable,
the electric, the gas.

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- All of it, just...
- cut it off.

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Nigga, you know I'm not doing that.

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Why not?

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'Cause I ain't no hipster
living with his sister's

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girlfriend's cousin picking
boysenberries or some shit.

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Nigga, I'm rich.

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Plus, you can't stream everything.

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What can't you stream?

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You know, man, shit like the news.

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- Huh?
- The news, my nigga?

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- This nigga said "the news."
- Are you 80 years old?

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Yes, nigga. Yeah, the news.

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Yeah, I watch that.

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I want to stay informed and shit.

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That's why I watch CNN.

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Isn't CNN that place
where you take your kids

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to play in the fountains?

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Look, you want to know
if somebody died, TMZ.

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You want to know if
someone's canceled, Twitter.

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You want to know what's going
on in the Black community?

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Shade Room comments section.

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- Exactly.
- Or Lipstick Alley.

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Right. Right.

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Yo, y'all heard about
that Crank Dat Killer?

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Crank Dat what?

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Wait, man, Wait. I
heard about this theory.

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Most of the Black
murders that have occurred

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in the past year and a
half have all been linked

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to a common denominator.

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All the victims made
"Crank Dat" dance videos

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back in the day.

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- What?
- Yeah.

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I-I didn't believe it either, but...

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this dude on Lipstick Alley,
man, he did his homework, man.

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He cited his work and everything.

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Yeah, I mean, I believe him.

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Soulja Boy just better watch his back,

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that's all I know.

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Yeah, it's a good thing none
of us made "Crank Dat" videos,

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'cause this guy seems pissed.

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And whoever did, man,

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they better watch their back.

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You know, I bet you he got
tabs on 'em and everything.

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Yeah. The FBI wants to talk to anybody

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who's been to the Pool Palace, you know,

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in the past ten years.

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No, I heard the killer got,

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like, white glasses like Fabo.

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He come in, he like...

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- He got a knife.
- Yeah, and with the...

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You all right, man?

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Hmm?

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Look, man, it was 2007, all right?

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I-I trapped in the
parking lot of GreenBriar

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the entire summer.

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It was hot, it was boring.

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I must've ate about a hundred
Pretzelmaker pretzels, man.

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Of course I fucked around and
made one of these videos, man.

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Look, if you sold drugs in Atlanta,

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you made a "Crank Dat" video, okay?

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So me and my homie
J-Berg, we recorded this.

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And this has been on the
Internet the entire time?

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Man, J-Berg posted that shit.

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I would call his ass and
tell him to take it down,

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but then the nigga would
have my phone number.

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Plus the nigga's probably dead.

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Gotta be real with you,
uh, even I don't like this.

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But, you know, look, it got 25 views,

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so you could be in the good.

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The killer may not have even seen it.

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Nigga, I ain't worried about no

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goddamn "Crank Dat" killer, man.

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Hey, look, see if you
can get this scrubbed

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off the Internet, Earn, all right?

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The last thing I need is
niggas hyped over this story

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finding my ass, all right?

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All right.

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Mm.

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You know, when you look deeper into it,

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spiritually it's a little deeper.

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You see, our roots...

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kind of deal with dancing.

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No, you don't gotta
do that. This is bad.

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It's real bad.

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Whoo!

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'Aight, 15 minutes to record a track.

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That gotta be a record.

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Man, why is it so hard
to get sneakers nowadays?

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Me and Darius are trying to get these

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Nike Miracles, man.

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The shit sold out in, like, 30 seconds.

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Yeah, man, resellers got
the game fucked up, man.

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Might as well be shoe gentrification.

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Hey, why don't you just call Nike

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and have 'em send you a pair for me?

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I already did. They
told me to go to hell.

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It is what it is, man. Sorry.

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Hey, man, bounce that
track back from the top.

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- Hey, Paper Boi.
- Yo.

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There's a guy in the next room over

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that wanted to pop in and say what's up.

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Some guy named Doug?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, tell him it's cool, man.

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You can tell him it's cool.

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Who? Doug? What?

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Nigga, man. No, some...

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- He's a rapper: Some Guy Named Doug.
- Oh.

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He always trying to get me on
a track with his ass and shit.

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Man, I mean, he a cool dude,

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but his music sound like ass, nigga.

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- Yeah, his music does suck.
- Yeah.

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Great guy, though.

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Aw, there he go.

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- Ha ha! Paper Boi!
- Ah...

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What's going on, Some Guy Named Doug?

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I knew I heard you in
here. What's good, man?

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Oh, man, you know, laying it down, babe.

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Shit, you in here cooking up?

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You know, you know, on the regular, man.

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Yo, we should get on a song together.

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Oh, man, man, I would
love to do that, man,

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but I'm on my way out, man,

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and the system just crashed, my nigga.

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- Wow. Really?
- Yeah, man.

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Well, what you been working
on? Play me something.

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Oh, man, I can't 'cause the
speaker's busted, too, man.

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Oh, you can just email it to me.

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And the motherfuckin' Wi-Fi down, too.

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- All this shit connected, nigga.
- What?

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I've been trying to tell
these niggas to get a router.

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Damn, every time, man.

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Look, one of these days

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we gonna get on a song together.

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- Hey, man, I'm down.
- 'Aight?

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- Yeah.
- One day.

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- One day, nigga.
- 'Aight, man, I'm-a call you.

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- Hey, you could text.
- Okay, I'm-a text you.

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- Yeah, yeah.
- I got some new beats, too.

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- Fire!
- All right. Yeah.

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- I'm-a send it to you.
- All right, you do that.

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You do that, you do that you do that.

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That's cool.

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I gotta get a new phone, nigga,
like, immediately, 'cause...

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- Doug's a nice guy.
- He's-he's incredibly kind, man.

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- Hey, you back this up?
- No, we done.

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Oh, shit, it's smoking
like a motherfucker, man.

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Oh, man.

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We ain't gotta pay for
that, right? Like...?

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No, we ain't gotta pay for that.

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All right, I'll catch you later.

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- Hey, man, hit me when you get home.
- All right.

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Shit, man.

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What the fuck was I thinking?

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Babe.

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Babe! We're here.

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My bad.

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You should, uh...

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you should go home, get
more sleep before work.

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No. Not with your
little brother and sister

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running around.

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Babe, we gotta move
out of your mom's place.

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Yeah, I know.

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I know.

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You know, I support your
rap career and everything,

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but maybe it's time you thought about

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getting a real job, like a career.

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Just in case the rap thing, you know...

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Look, baby, remember
how I told you about

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how Big Sean got discovered?

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Yeah.

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You said he rapped for Kanye

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outside of a radio station or something.

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Exactly.

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All I need is one opportunity.

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And I'm gonna be prepared
for when that moment comes.

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Just have faith.

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Please?

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Okay.

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I promise you that
everything's gonna be okay.

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All right, take care of
Mommy, Little Juanita.

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So who is this guy?

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Uh, he is but a man with many shoes.

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The neighborhood knows him as Shoe Man.

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So he's kind of like Sock
Man, except for shoes.

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Yeah, but Sock Man had an actual store.

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This-this is a van.

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No, man, this guy's legit.

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Shoe know what it is. Yes, sir.

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Hey...

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Hop in, gentlemen.

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All right.

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Get that door for me, champ?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Appreciate you.

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So how can I help you boys?

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We want to get the... the Nike Miracles.

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- Yeah, they're sold out...
- What size?

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11. Right?

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- 11 for you, too?
- Yeah, 11.

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I got 11, 10 and a half.

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- Last two.
- Ah.

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Really?

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Damn, that's surprising.

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They usually don't be having any 11s.

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Whoa!

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- Yes.
- Really?

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- Yes.
- These legit?

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Yeah, they real. That's why
they call me the Shoe Man.

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- All right.
- Damn.

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Um, how much?

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Nothing, really.

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Just let me see you two kiss.

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- I'm sorry?
- What?

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Just let me see y'all
two kiss in the backseat.

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- All right. I mean, that's easy.
- Wait. No, no, no.

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Wait. Hold on.

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How much for the shoes, man?

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00:10:01,292 --> 00:10:02,462
How much money do you want?

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I don't need money,
man. Everybody got money.

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00:10:05,149 --> 00:10:06,802
Yeah, man, look, it
ain't that big of a deal.

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We just knock this out.
Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am.

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- I don't want to kiss you.
- Be on with our day.

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Look, I know you're not gay, bro.

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That's not the point. Okay?

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I don't want to kiss
my friend for shoes.

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So, what, you want to kiss a stranger?

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- I don't understand what...
- I don't want to kiss

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anybody, Darius.

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Damn, y'all back?

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I'm gonna need an answer,
fellas, I got a line.

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Do you need to look at 'em again?

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Nigga is stupid.

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Trash.

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- Hello?
- Hello?

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00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:23,010
Hey, hey. Hey, Soulja,
man, what's up, man?

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00:11:23,097 --> 00:11:25,098
Paper Boi? What up, brah?

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Oh, you know, man, I'm coolin', coolin'.

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00:11:27,174 --> 00:11:31,024
Hey, hey, I got a dumb-ass qu...
I got a dumb-ass question, man.

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Yeah? What up?

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00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:35,892
Um, you heard anything about
this "Crank Dat" killer stuff?

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Are you serious? Of course I have.

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I got more "Crank Dat" content
on the Internet than anyone.

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Too much to count.

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I basically invented YouTube.

252
00:11:44,031 --> 00:11:45,323
Yeah, definitely.

253
00:11:45,348 --> 00:11:47,251
You lucky, man.

254
00:11:47,611 --> 00:11:48,917
Lucky you ain't got a bunch of

255
00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,073
"Crank Dat" videos like me.

256
00:11:50,098 --> 00:11:52,300
Oh, you know what?

257
00:11:52,343 --> 00:11:56,862
This shit. Back in the
day, man, I did, actually.

258
00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:58,219
What?

259
00:11:58,262 --> 00:12:00,438
What are you saying, man?
You made a "Crank Dat" song?

260
00:12:00,482 --> 00:12:02,352
Yeah, man, but... I ain't call it that.

261
00:12:02,353 --> 00:12:03,983
I called it the "Crank
Dat Jimmy Neutron."

262
00:12:04,007 --> 00:12:06,879
- You know what I'm saying?
- Nigga, what? That was you?

263
00:12:06,923 --> 00:12:09,447
Yo, you gotta skip
town just like me then.

264
00:12:09,491 --> 00:12:10,871
Wait, you serious?

265
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,642
If I was you, I'd be on the way

266
00:12:12,667 --> 00:12:14,190
to my safe farm right now.

267
00:12:14,215 --> 00:12:16,367
Safe farm? What the hell is a safe farm?

268
00:12:16,411 --> 00:12:18,152
A farm that's safe.

269
00:12:18,239 --> 00:12:20,079
If you don't got a safe
farm, you good as dead.

270
00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:21,366
You know...

271
00:12:21,391 --> 00:12:22,757
"Like a good nigga,

272
00:12:22,782 --> 00:12:24,743
safe farm is there."

273
00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:27,569
Nigga, what the fuck
is you talking about?

274
00:12:27,594 --> 00:12:31,687
I don't know, man.
I'm tired, I'm scared.

275
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:35,144
Yo, get all the Soulja-tendo
game systems. All of 'em.

276
00:12:35,176 --> 00:12:37,743
Look, you are not safe, man.

277
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:39,260
I don't care who you are,

278
00:12:39,303 --> 00:12:40,412
you got a "Crank Dat" video out there,

279
00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:42,211
you better watch your back.

280
00:12:42,236 --> 00:12:43,150
I gotta go.

281
00:12:43,175 --> 00:12:44,742
But...

282
00:12:46,049 --> 00:12:47,964
Where the hell are my glasses at?

283
00:12:51,113 --> 00:12:52,736
Safe farm.

284
00:13:37,743 --> 00:13:39,973
So what's up, fellas? This
kiss ain't gonna French itself.

285
00:13:39,997 --> 00:13:42,129
French ki... Nah, you didn't
say that before. French?

286
00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,688
I'm sorry, it's just an
expression I'm trying out.

287
00:13:45,352 --> 00:13:47,763
Okay, we got a couple questions.

288
00:13:47,806 --> 00:13:49,491
Uh, right?

289
00:13:49,516 --> 00:13:51,923
How long a kiss are we talking here?

290
00:13:54,657 --> 00:13:56,031
- Eight minutes?
- Eight minutes?

291
00:13:56,032 --> 00:13:57,879
- No, man. Come on.
- No. Come on, man, that's...

292
00:13:57,903 --> 00:13:59,713
- That's a whole, like, Animaniacs.
- That's fine. Then let's haggle.

293
00:13:59,737 --> 00:14:00,694
Yeah, that's a make-out...

294
00:14:00,719 --> 00:14:02,621
Well, let's haggle, then.

295
00:14:02,973 --> 00:14:04,581
A peck on the lips.

296
00:14:04,606 --> 00:14:06,477
What, you kissing your
grandma? Nigga, please.

297
00:14:06,564 --> 00:14:08,609
- Two minutes at least.
- Man, fuck this.

298
00:14:08,610 --> 00:14:10,263
- Man, fuck these shoes.
- Okay, hold on.

299
00:14:10,264 --> 00:14:11,699
Hold on, hold on, hold
on. All right, look.

300
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:14,978
Well, but... Let me and him
discuss this one-on-one, please.

301
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:18,313
And we'll definitely come
back with an answer for you.

302
00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:21,430
It better be worth it.

303
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:23,022
I know it is.

304
00:14:26,938 --> 00:14:29,127
Man, do what you want,
man. I'm not doing it.

305
00:14:29,152 --> 00:14:30,390
What do you mean you're
not doing it, man?

306
00:14:30,414 --> 00:14:32,044
What I'm supposed to
do, just kiss myself?

307
00:14:32,068 --> 00:14:33,504
I can't...

308
00:14:33,548 --> 00:14:35,341
These things are worth $10,000, man.

309
00:14:35,366 --> 00:14:36,806
- I've seen it online.
- Then pay it.

310
00:14:36,831 --> 00:14:39,222
Pay the $10,000 online.

311
00:14:39,247 --> 00:14:41,401
I'm not gonna pay $10,000 for
something I can get for $200.

312
00:14:41,425 --> 00:14:42,837
That just... The principle of that...

313
00:14:42,861 --> 00:14:44,820
Exactly. It's the principle, okay?

314
00:14:44,863 --> 00:14:46,650
I get it, okay?

315
00:14:46,675 --> 00:14:48,839
I like sneakers. You like sneakers.

316
00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,814
But like a lot of Black men,

317
00:14:50,839 --> 00:14:53,724
we put an excessive amount
of value in them, okay.

318
00:14:53,749 --> 00:14:55,979
Is it really worth our dignity?

319
00:14:57,056 --> 00:14:58,877
There are only a thousand in the, like,

320
00:14:58,902 --> 00:15:00,712
- in the whole world.
- Man...

321
00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:05,235
You've seen me wear $900 loafers

322
00:15:05,485 --> 00:15:06,921
that would get me roasted at any

323
00:15:06,946 --> 00:15:08,757
- Black high school in Atlanta.
- Yeah. True.

324
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,411
I've seen billionaires walk into

325
00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:12,736
very important meetings
wearing some dirty Vans.

326
00:15:12,761 --> 00:15:15,497
I've seen you wear a paper
towel around your head

327
00:15:15,522 --> 00:15:17,196
and make it look cool, like Jadakiss.

328
00:15:17,221 --> 00:15:19,071
That was a fun summer, huh?

329
00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:21,017
I'll kiss you if you
want for these sneakers,

330
00:15:21,042 --> 00:15:24,262
but I think we're above this.

331
00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:26,487
I think you know I'm right.

332
00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,146
Mm.

333
00:15:32,596 --> 00:15:33,868
I think we should do it.

334
00:15:33,893 --> 00:15:35,241
Hey, Shoe Man,

335
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:37,264
two orders of Nike Miracles, please.

336
00:15:37,289 --> 00:15:38,917
Let's do this.

337
00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:40,615
Y'all ready?

338
00:15:57,982 --> 00:15:59,621
Hey, how you doing today?

339
00:15:59,646 --> 00:16:03,071
Uh, can I get one soft pretzel?

340
00:16:03,787 --> 00:16:04,793
Paper Boi?

341
00:16:05,373 --> 00:16:07,598
I'm gonna give you two extra pretzels.

342
00:16:07,642 --> 00:16:10,513
Don't tell nobody though.

343
00:16:11,518 --> 00:16:13,955
Mm, can I get you on my Instagram Live?

344
00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:15,244
Hell no.

345
00:16:15,269 --> 00:16:16,346
Um...

346
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:17,996
- Hey, can I ask you something?
- Mm-hmm.

347
00:16:18,021 --> 00:16:19,605
How you know it was me?

348
00:16:20,089 --> 00:16:21,923
Only famous people trying to blend in

349
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,526
come in dressed like that.

350
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,870
You're the only nigga in here
with a hat with no logo on it.

351
00:16:25,894 --> 00:16:28,489
You know how hard it is to
find a hat without a logo on it?

352
00:16:28,777 --> 00:16:30,300
See?

353
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,879
That's Chris Evans.

354
00:16:37,582 --> 00:16:38,865
Hmm.

355
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:40,386
Free samples.

356
00:16:40,411 --> 00:16:41,948
Free samples.

357
00:16:41,973 --> 00:16:44,567
Free sample? Free sample?

358
00:16:44,592 --> 00:16:46,245
Free sample.

359
00:16:46,270 --> 00:16:47,725
Try our Bourbon Street chicken?

360
00:16:47,769 --> 00:16:49,809
Nigga, everybody already
knows what that taste like.

361
00:16:53,276 --> 00:16:54,843
Free sample.

362
00:16:54,892 --> 00:16:56,198
Hey, Roberto.

363
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,223
Hey, Chartreuse.

364
00:16:58,402 --> 00:17:00,371
Free samples.

365
00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:02,877
Free samples.

366
00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,286
You heard Paper Boi here?

367
00:17:06,488 --> 00:17:07,707
Like, for real?

368
00:17:07,732 --> 00:17:09,747
- Mm-hmm.
- Where?

369
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:11,879
My homegirl Tiffany said
his fat ass was getting

370
00:17:11,904 --> 00:17:13,441
a pretzel at Pretzelmaker.

371
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,318
You...

372
00:17:15,362 --> 00:17:17,350
Okay, this is it. This is it.

373
00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:19,222
I... Yo, I got to go spit for him.

374
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,802
- Mm.
- Cover me.

375
00:17:23,055 --> 00:17:25,278
Nigga, I work at Sbarro!

376
00:17:37,892 --> 00:17:39,190
Oh!

377
00:17:39,215 --> 00:17:40,698
Hmm.

378
00:17:52,181 --> 00:17:53,834
Turn right.

379
00:18:02,974 --> 00:18:04,933
Turn right.

380
00:18:11,505 --> 00:18:14,159
You have reached your destination.

381
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,130
Paper Boi!

382
00:18:37,155 --> 00:18:38,408
Shit.

383
00:18:38,433 --> 00:18:40,435
Oh, shit!

384
00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:11,360
Mm.

385
00:19:41,453 --> 00:19:43,759
I'm s... I'm sorry. Sorry.

386
00:20:09,318 --> 00:20:11,218
- Can I help you?
- What?

387
00:20:11,968 --> 00:20:13,123
Can I help you?

388
00:20:13,148 --> 00:20:14,537
Yeah. Uh...

389
00:20:14,562 --> 00:20:16,115
Uh, can I see, um,

390
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:18,958
one of these digital
display belt buckles, please?

391
00:20:18,983 --> 00:20:20,898
Really? I got to be honest with you,

392
00:20:20,923 --> 00:20:22,923
last person I sold one of
these to was a crackhead.

393
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,778
Maybe you'll start a trend.

394
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,983
You want one of those gold
belt buckles down there, too?

395
00:20:37,114 --> 00:20:38,581
Tell the truth.

396
00:20:38,606 --> 00:20:40,390
You're a crackhead, right?

397
00:20:43,317 --> 00:20:44,730
Oh, shit!

398
00:20:49,323 --> 00:20:51,003
Get out the way!

399
00:20:59,433 --> 00:21:01,261
What the fuck?

400
00:21:08,993 --> 00:21:11,456
What the fuck is going on here?

401
00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:14,873
Come here.

402
00:21:41,581 --> 00:21:43,280
So you boys ready?

403
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:46,298
All right, uh, yeah.

404
00:21:46,323 --> 00:21:47,423
Ready to do this?

405
00:21:47,448 --> 00:21:49,088
- You said three seconds, right?
- Mm-hmm.

406
00:21:49,157 --> 00:21:50,811
Okay.

407
00:21:58,823 --> 00:22:00,297
Out of mind.

408
00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:02,517
Just be in the moment.

409
00:22:31,539 --> 00:22:33,176
Two Nike Miracles, please...

410
00:22:33,201 --> 00:22:35,679
Oh, oh...

411
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,423
What...?

412
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,776
Bro...

413
00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,915
- Uh...
- We're already implicated.

414
00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,159
Yeah, fuck, then let me grab...

415
00:22:54,222 --> 00:22:56,659
Oh, shit! Shit, man!

416
00:22:59,357 --> 00:23:01,141
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

417
00:23:07,164 --> 00:23:08,823
Hey!

418
00:23:10,207 --> 00:23:12,471
Just shoot that motherfucker, man!

419
00:23:12,496 --> 00:23:14,033
Paper Boi, get in!

420
00:23:14,058 --> 00:23:16,374
Get in!

421
00:23:16,418 --> 00:23:18,375
Come on.

422
00:23:18,376 --> 00:23:19,936
Go, go, go, man! Go!

423
00:23:23,855 --> 00:23:25,173
Go, nigga, go, go, go!

424
00:23:25,198 --> 00:23:27,830
Oh, shit! Oh, shit!

425
00:23:27,855 --> 00:23:30,564
Oh, shit! Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God!

426
00:23:30,589 --> 00:23:33,936
Man! Some Guy Named Doug, bruh!

427
00:23:33,961 --> 00:23:35,744
Oh, you saved my life, man!

428
00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:37,177
You saved my motherfucking life, nigga!

429
00:23:37,178 --> 00:23:40,443
Oh, God! Ah, that shit
was crazy back there, man!

430
00:23:40,468 --> 00:23:41,747
Brazy!

431
00:23:41,748 --> 00:23:43,358
But it's all good, man. Don't even...

432
00:23:43,401 --> 00:23:45,685
- Don't even trip.
- Oh, my God, man!

433
00:23:45,710 --> 00:23:47,275
Oh, God.

434
00:23:49,843 --> 00:23:52,505
Look, man, I owe you one.
For real, man, I owe you one.

435
00:23:53,757 --> 00:23:55,318
Oh, God.

436
00:23:55,343 --> 00:23:58,027
What was you even doing
out here, my nigga?

437
00:23:58,379 --> 00:23:59,791
It was fate, I guess.

438
00:23:59,816 --> 00:24:02,266
- Right place at the right time.
- Hell yeah, man.

439
00:24:02,291 --> 00:24:04,765
I'm actually, uh, headed to the studio.

440
00:24:05,499 --> 00:24:06,704
Yo.

441
00:24:06,729 --> 00:24:09,166
Yo, yo! We got to get a song together!

442
00:24:09,210 --> 00:24:11,647
Today, man! It's fate, man, come on.

443
00:24:11,691 --> 00:24:14,291
We got to do it. Today's the day.

444
00:24:14,316 --> 00:24:15,729
And I just made a new beat this morning.

445
00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:16,979
Want to hear it?

446
00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,095
Yeah.

447
00:24:25,139 --> 00:24:28,316
Bet you'll go crazy on it!

448
00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,496
You're gonna go crazy
in the studio, man!

449
00:24:30,521 --> 00:24:33,051
I can't wait to have
a song with Paper Boi!

450
00:24:33,076 --> 00:24:35,018
Man, this about to go amazing!

451
00:24:37,945 --> 00:24:39,598
Hey, man, yes!

452
00:24:39,623 --> 00:24:41,191
Paper Boi. Paper Boi.

453
00:24:41,216 --> 00:24:43,653
About to be the song of the year.

454
00:24:43,678 --> 00:24:45,332
Let's get it.

455
00:24:53,084 --> 00:24:54,499
Hello?

456
00:24:57,043 --> 00:24:58,567
Hey.

457
00:25:00,125 --> 00:25:01,784
Ah.

458
00:25:01,828 --> 00:25:04,004
Okay, I see you out
here, boy. Nice, man.

459
00:25:04,047 --> 00:25:06,434
You actually, you
know, got a green thumb.

460
00:25:06,459 --> 00:25:08,113
Yeah, man, you think?

461
00:25:08,138 --> 00:25:10,316
I was thinking about buying a farm, man.

462
00:25:10,341 --> 00:25:11,699
Oh, for real?

463
00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:13,691
You know, like they say.

464
00:25:13,716 --> 00:25:16,668
"Like a good nigga, safe farm is there."

465
00:25:17,270 --> 00:25:19,199
That's a good idea actually.

466
00:25:19,224 --> 00:25:20,974
Oh, yeah, uh, you know what?

467
00:25:20,999 --> 00:25:23,128
They found that, uh, "Crank Dat" killer.

468
00:25:23,153 --> 00:25:25,905
- Word?
- Yeah.

469
00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:28,283
Here, right there.

470
00:25:29,834 --> 00:25:32,356
Man, he thick though. It's
weird for a serial killer...

471
00:25:32,381 --> 00:25:34,244
- Right?
- Yeah.

472
00:25:34,269 --> 00:25:35,575
That's crazy, brah.

473
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,833
Yeah.

474
00:25:36,858 --> 00:25:38,169
What you end up doing today?

475
00:25:38,194 --> 00:25:40,294
Aw, man, you know, I don't know,

476
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:42,346
went to the mall.

477
00:25:42,390 --> 00:25:44,636
Ran into a nigga I had
beef with from high school.

478
00:25:44,661 --> 00:25:47,200
- Mm.
- Yeah, really? What happened?

479
00:25:47,525 --> 00:25:49,780
I think that nigga's still mad, man.

480
00:25:52,624 --> 00:25:53,930
Yo, man.

481
00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:55,403
Those are nice sneakers.

482
00:25:55,446 --> 00:25:57,433
- It's about time you noticed.
- Sorry.

483
00:25:57,458 --> 00:25:59,059
Good looking though, yeah.

484
00:25:59,102 --> 00:26:01,939
I had to do a little something for them.

485
00:26:02,197 --> 00:26:04,106
It was worth it.

486
00:26:04,107 --> 00:26:07,067
What's this nigga talking about?

487
00:26:07,110 --> 00:26:09,391
It's your boy Paper Boi on the track.

488
00:26:09,417 --> 00:26:11,022
Hey, you ain't got to
say my name on the track.

489
00:26:11,046 --> 00:26:12,395
What the hell is that?

490
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:14,988
Is that you and Some Guy Named Doug?

491
00:26:15,075 --> 00:26:16,336
All right, tell me when, nigga.

492
00:26:16,337 --> 00:26:17,120
All right, all right,
yeah, yeah, yeah...

493
00:26:17,121 --> 00:26:19,470
- Yep. Yep.
- Damn.

494
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:23,083
Okay, yeah. It's trash.

495
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,110
Yep.

496
00:26:38,026 --> 00:26:40,012
How do I catch the rhythm on
it? There's not really a rhythm.

497
00:26:40,013 --> 00:26:41,338
You know what, man? That's the thing.

498
00:26:41,362 --> 00:26:42,821
I don't, I don't really know.

499
00:26:42,846 --> 00:26:44,539
It's more sound than music.

500
00:26:44,582 --> 00:26:46,628
Yeah. Yeah, it is, right?

501
00:26:48,019 --> 00:26:53,019
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