1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,609 (birds chirping) 2 00:00:08,609 --> 00:00:10,678 (insects trilling) 3 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:14,082 (distant gunshot) 4 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:17,618 (bird cawing) 5 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,287 (distant gunshot) 6 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,790 (distant gunshot) 7 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,926 (distant gunshot) 8 00:00:25,926 --> 00:00:27,961 (gunshots continue, growing louder) 9 00:00:29,997 --> 00:00:32,633 -(booming gunshot) -(wings flutter, birds chirp) 10 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:35,103 ("The Braids" by Mystikal playing quietly) 11 00:00:35,103 --> 00:00:36,837 ♪ You can't drop me, you can't block me ♪ 12 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:38,672 Who stop me? It's outside ♪ 13 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:40,474 You should've known better ♪ 14 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,143 ♪ Or is it 'cause I flow better? ♪ 15 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:43,511 They kept me in the shade ♪ 16 00:00:43,511 --> 00:00:45,012 ♪ But now I'm back, motherfucker ♪ 17 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:47,014 ♪ It's the nigga with the cannon for the two ♪ 18 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,183 - Swingin' with the braids ♪ -(chuckles softly) 19 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:50,984 ♪ Don't fuck, don't fuck with the braids ♪ 20 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:53,521 ♪ They can't fuck, they can't fuck with the braids ♪ 21 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,823 (music growing louder): ♪ Don't fuck, don't fuck with the braids ♪ 22 00:00:55,823 --> 00:00:58,359 ♪ They can't fuck, they can't fuck with the braids ♪ 23 00:00:58,359 --> 00:01:00,661 Woof, woof, woof, braids ♪ 24 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:03,697 Woof, woof, woof, braids... ♪ 25 00:01:03,697 --> 00:01:05,533 (gun clicking) 26 00:01:05,533 --> 00:01:08,035 -(music stops) -(phone vibrating) 27 00:01:08,035 --> 00:01:10,171 (birds continue chirping) 28 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,852 (audio muffled) 29 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,689 (muffled gunfire) 30 00:01:29,757 --> 00:01:31,725 (loud gunfire) 31 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,694 (birds cawing) 32 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,696 ("Mind Playing Tricks on Me" by Geto Boys playing) 33 00:01:35,696 --> 00:01:38,699 Got-dang! Whoo! 34 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,568 ♪ At night I can't sleep, I toss and turn ♪ 35 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,035 Candlesticks in the dark ♪ 36 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:43,904 ♪ Visions of bodies bein' burned ♪ 37 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,073 ♪ Four walls just starin' at a nigga ♪ 38 00:01:46,073 --> 00:01:48,709 ♪ I'm paranoid, sleepin' with my finger on the trigger... ♪ 39 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,378 -(gun cocks) -(song stops abruptly) 40 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:52,413 (birds chirping, cawing) 41 00:02:20,774 --> 00:02:22,810 (birdcalls continue) 42 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:53,307 (water drizzling) 43 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,948 (sighing) 44 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,950 Yeah, all right. 45 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,953 Okay. 46 00:03:07,288 --> 00:03:08,422 (sighs) 47 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,624 My favorite. (chuckles softly) 48 00:03:13,461 --> 00:03:15,363 That's real nice. 49 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,703 (birdcalls continue) 50 00:03:26,974 --> 00:03:28,376 (lock clicking) 51 00:03:39,687 --> 00:03:41,722 (muffled hip-hop playing over stereo) 52 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,062 -(engine shuts off, music stops) -(door opens) 53 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,335 (door closes) 54 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,672 (beep, lock clicks) 55 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:00,374 (door opens, bell jingles) 56 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,543 (mellow music playing faintly over speakers) 57 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:17,190 -(sighs) -(sets basket on floor) 58 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,871 (sighs) 59 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,408 (sighs) 60 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,876 (grunts) 61 00:04:37,878 --> 00:04:40,381 You find everything okay today, big fella? 62 00:04:40,381 --> 00:04:42,049 Actually, man, no. 63 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:45,719 Uh, do y'all sell, uh, cast-iron skillets here? 64 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,888 Well, if you don't see any on the shelf, 65 00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,090 then we don't have 'em in stock. 66 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:52,393 But I'll check, just to be sure. 67 00:04:52,393 --> 00:04:53,894 All right. 68 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:57,030 Uh, do y'all sell, uh, animal repellant here? 69 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,732 (spits) 70 00:04:58,732 --> 00:05:01,134 Did you see it on the shelf? 71 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:04,905 - Nope. -(paper rustling) 72 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:06,907 (long, raspy sigh) 73 00:05:06,907 --> 00:05:09,610 No, we don't have any s... 74 00:05:09,610 --> 00:05:11,612 Nope, we don't have any skillets in stock, 75 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,915 but, um, I can order one in for you. 76 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,917 Be here in a couple weeks. 77 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,619 No, man, that's... It's all good, man. 78 00:05:18,619 --> 00:05:21,254 I'll just get it somewhere else. 79 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,123 I appreciate it, though. 80 00:05:24,958 --> 00:05:27,761 You're just gonna order it on Amazon, aren't you? 81 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:35,603 No, man. No. 82 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,440 (chuckles) 83 00:05:40,508 --> 00:05:42,610 (insects trilling) 84 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:53,787 (distant birdcalls) 85 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,791 (panting) 86 00:06:02,129 --> 00:06:03,864 (thumping) 87 00:06:10,871 --> 00:06:12,973 Oh, shit. 88 00:06:16,644 --> 00:06:18,311 (chuckles) 89 00:06:31,825 --> 00:06:33,827 (blows) Shit. 90 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,364 (sighs) 91 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,868 (twangy music playing on video) 92 00:06:43,537 --> 00:06:46,206 Hey, guys. It's your boy, "These Backhoes Ain't Loyal." 93 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,341 Thanks for coming out to my channel today. 94 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:51,011 -(grunting) - If you want to see more backhoe tractor content, 95 00:06:51,011 --> 00:06:52,513 make sure you hit that "subscribe" button. 96 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,347 (groans): Ah, shit. 97 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,216 - You can even give this video a thumbs-up. -(phone vibrates) 98 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,185 So, what we're gonna do today is we're gonna get 99 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,553 - down and dirty... -(Alfred grunting) 100 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,354 ...and we're gonna change the oil in this tractor. 101 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:04,324 - But before I get under this hoe... -(grunts) 102 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,495 - ...we're gonna make sure that all the wheels are secure. - God... (grunting) 103 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:10,531 But I've done told you, these backhoes ain't loyal. 104 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,033 They'll roll over you in a second. 105 00:07:14,067 --> 00:07:15,402 I'm serious, dudes. 106 00:07:15,402 --> 00:07:17,237 I lost two uncles this way. 107 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,208 Oh, shit, shit, shit! 108 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,243 Shit. (gasps) 109 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:24,912 Shit. 110 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,081 (chuckles) 111 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,384 (laughs) Oh, shit! 112 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,593 ("Freak" by Ty Dolla $ign featuring Quavo playing) 113 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:41,562 -(food sizzling) -♪ She don't like my white bitch ♪ 114 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:43,230 Say I act too light-skinned ♪ 115 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:46,099 ♪ Dolla, don't be trifling, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 116 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:48,936 ♪ I'm dirty in the streets, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 117 00:07:48,936 --> 00:07:50,738 In bed she a freak ♪ 118 00:07:50,738 --> 00:07:52,740 -(loud banging in distance) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 119 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,242 ♪ Kiss my feet, take this meat... ♪ 120 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,878 (shuts off music) 121 00:07:57,878 --> 00:08:00,581 -(insects trilling) -(banging continues) 122 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,724 (banging continues) 123 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:12,125 Hello? 124 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,429 (banging continues) 125 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,273 (owl hooting) 126 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,611 Hey! 127 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,748 Whatever's in there, you better squawk or chirp 128 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:36,416 or sing a fucking song 129 00:08:36,416 --> 00:08:38,619 with your little furry friends or something. 130 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,289 (banging continues) 131 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:02,475 Boo, motherfuck... 132 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,214 Oh, goddamn, man. 133 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,650 - Get... -(squishing) 134 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,356 Oh, goddamn! 135 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,960 (sighs) 136 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,829 Shit! 137 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:29,169 CLYDE: Hmm. 138 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,040 Oh, God. 139 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,042 Go. 140 00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,844 - Go back just one. - Go back one? 141 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,746 Yeah. 142 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:42,650 Oh, boy, this is bad. 143 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,017 (sniffs) 144 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,053 You got feral hogs. 145 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,487 - Okay. - Yeah. 146 00:09:47,487 --> 00:09:49,056 So, what I need, hog repellant or something? 147 00:09:49,056 --> 00:09:51,591 No, not as simple as that. Here, give me that. 148 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,394 - Let's see. -(sighs) 149 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:58,331 Yeah. Shit, you can thank the explorer Hernando de Soto 150 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,233 for this bullshit. 151 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:03,036 (sighs) Were the turds wet or dry? 152 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,538 I do not know. 153 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,875 Well, did they crumble in your hand? 154 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,911 Can you just tell me how to get rid 155 00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,045 of these damn things, please, man? 156 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,380 I don't want to stand here all day 157 00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,748 talking to you about dookie and shit. 158 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,250 All right, well, uh, clearly, they're coming after 159 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:18,886 whatever it is you're growing. 160 00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,554 Now, I-I can't make it out from that photo, 161 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:24,391 so what kind of crops are these? 162 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,395 Corn. 163 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,598 - Oh. (sighs) Yeah. - Yeah, man, lots of... lots of corn. 164 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,234 Oh, they love that stuff. They love that stuff. 165 00:10:34,234 --> 00:10:36,403 Um... okay. 166 00:10:36,403 --> 00:10:38,071 Here's what I'd do if I were you. 167 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,940 (sighs) 168 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,209 You take a bunch of that corn, right? 169 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:43,944 Set it out in an open area. 170 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,879 Now, soon as that dirty hog shows up 171 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,115 and starts chowing down on it, 172 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:50,117 you line up your shot, take it out. 173 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,551 - Okay. - All right. 174 00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:54,421 Now, if he starts to run, you aim for the nose 175 00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:57,057 and you don't stop firing till that fucker goes down. 176 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,592 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, then you move in close. 177 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,128 - Head shot. - Okay. 178 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,730 - Yeah. - Right. 179 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:06,499 Uh, can I just poison it or something, man? 180 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,269 (mutters, sighs) 181 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,772 I don't think you understand. 182 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,273 This is serious. 183 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,942 Now, these things, 184 00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,811 they ain't no bedtime story animals, you know? 185 00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,780 I mean, they don't deserve no sympathy. 186 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:22,482 They are aggressive, they are invasive, 187 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,251 and they will not stop 188 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:27,087 until they destroy everything you have. 189 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,823 You got to kill them before they kill you. 190 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,961 -(laughing) - What? 191 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,831 Before they kill me? Okay. 192 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:38,999 (laughing) 193 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,500 The hogs? 194 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:42,836 (Alfred continues laughing) 195 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,306 A pack of hogs killed a woman in Texas about a year ago. 196 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,842 Just outside of Houston. 197 00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:52,345 Chewed her ass up. 198 00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,682 (laughing) 199 00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,650 Okay. 200 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,319 All right, but this isn't funny. 201 00:11:59,319 --> 00:12:02,722 No, man, yeah, it is, man. Bedtime story animal. 202 00:12:03,891 --> 00:12:05,458 All right, guys, now that we gt 203 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,160 all that old, dirty oil out of there, 204 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,796 I'm gonna show you what some fresh, new, 205 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,730 healthy oil looks like here. 206 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,201 And this is where it goes. 207 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,003 Now, check back next week, 208 00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,338 and I'm gonna show you how to replace a carburetor. 209 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,007 Thank you, guys, for stopping by. 210 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:22,075 Make sure you hit that "subscribe" button. 211 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,546 (grunts) 212 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:29,516 (sighs): Okay, baby. 213 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,718 Let's do this, mama. Let's go. Come on. 214 00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,520 (engine whining, sputtering) 215 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,188 Come on, baby, come on. 216 00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:37,057 (engine sputtering, clanking) 217 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:39,192 (sighs, mutters) 218 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,528 (engine whining) 219 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:44,031 Oh, shit. (yells) 220 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,102 (sighs) 221 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,210 All right, let's see. 222 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,548 All right. 223 00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,220 Oh, fuck! 224 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,891 Come on, man. Come on, man. 225 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,725 God! 226 00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:14,761 (panting) 227 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,732 All right, man. All right. 228 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:21,234 All right. 229 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,537 (sighs): All right, man, all right. 230 00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,073 All right. 231 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:27,440 All right, man, come on. 232 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,442 (muttering) 233 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,282 How big is this motherfuck... 234 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,783 (panting) 235 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,418 Fuck! 236 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,053 (yells) Fuck! 237 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,388 (panting) 238 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:43,090 (shudders) Okay. 239 00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,598 -(whirring) -(Alfred panting softly) 240 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,338 (sighs, grunts) 241 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,410 -(bangs) - All right, baby. 242 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,913 (sighs) 243 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,614 Yep. 244 00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,121 (sighs): Yeah. 245 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,657 ♪ Because-a in-a me eyes there is red like blood ♪ 246 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,627 ♪ And I been moving around like a human flood ♪ 247 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:23,964 ♪ Smoke outta me mouth and outta me nose... ♪ 248 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,966 ALFRED: I'm gonna avenge you. 249 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,634 I promise. 250 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,536 (breathing heavily) 251 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:33,840 Gonna roast this motherfucker. 252 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,850 Dinner's served, motherfucker. 253 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,718 Come and get it. 254 00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,990 ♪ Under me sleng teng, me under me ♪ 255 00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:53,193 ♪ Because it's way in my brain, no cocaine ♪ 256 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:56,196 ♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna go insane ♪ 257 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,166 Way in my brain, no cocaine ♪ 258 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,401 ♪ I don't wanna, I don't wanna go insane ♪ 259 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,037 - Oh, no ♪ -(electrical buzzing) 260 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,373 It's way in my brain ♪ 261 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,209 It's way in my brain ♪ 262 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,346 It's way in my brain ♪ 263 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,316 ♪ I said me smoke it and me pass it through the window ♪ 264 00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,986 ♪ And me give it to my next-door neighbor... ♪ 265 00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,853 BEAR GRYLLS (over TV): If the chicks don't feed 266 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,856 within 36 hours, they'll starv. 267 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:26,159 -(Alfred snoring) -(cheeping) 268 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,728 (dramatic music playing over TV) 269 00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:32,065 (snoring continues) 270 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,880 -(loud clattering) -(squealing in distance) 271 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,284 GRYLLS: Incredibly, it survives. 272 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,456 But it's stunned. 273 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,126 -(clattering) - Oh, shit! 274 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,729 (insects trilling) 275 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,570 (sighs) 276 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,242 (sighs heavily) 277 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,628 -(insects trilling) -(birds chirping, cawing) 278 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,600 (engine sputtering) 279 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,809 (sputtering) 280 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:52,412 Oh, come on, mama. Let's do it. 281 00:16:52,412 --> 00:16:54,981 (engine sputters) 282 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,849 (sighs) 283 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,952 (sputtering continues) 284 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,458 (engine whines, starts) 285 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,128 (engine idling) 286 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,629 Whoo! 287 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,998 Yeah, baby! 288 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,833 Whoo! 289 00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,602 Yeah, mother... (grunts) 290 00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,337 That's what I'm talking about! 291 00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,672 All right. All right, all right, all right, all right, okay. 292 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,341 Okay, okay. (laughs) 293 00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,710 Okay. Okay. Push down. 294 00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,013 Okay. All right, o-okay. 295 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,848 Come on, baby. Oh... 296 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:30,950 (laughing) 297 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,352 Yeah, man. 298 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,354 (shouts excitedly) 299 00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,955 Whoo! 300 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:40,627 (laughing): Oh, we outside! 301 00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,996 Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪ 302 00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,868 Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪ 303 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,373 Are you rolling ♪ 304 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:57,644 ♪ Down the same street that I'm going ♪ 305 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:01,848 ♪ Up the same stream that I'm folding ♪ 306 00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,049 Oh! 307 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,884 On the new ride? ♪ 308 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,520 Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪ 309 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,057 High is high ♪ 310 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,225 (yelps) 311 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,393 Low is low ♪ 312 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,028 Everybody wanna go to heaven ♪ 313 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,065 But nobody wants to die ♪ 314 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,702 Nobody wants to ♪ 315 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,838 Are you rolling ♪ 316 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:30,543 ♪ Down the same street that I'm going ♪ 317 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,214 ♪ Up the same stream that I'm folding... ♪ 318 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,748 (song fades) 319 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,884 -(banging) - Oh, shit! 320 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,428 - Oh, shit. -(turns off engine) 321 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,398 (softly): All right. 322 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,903 Shit. 323 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,407 (grunts) 324 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,413 (sighs) 325 00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,947 Goddamn. 326 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,084 (gasps) 327 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,789 (grunting) 328 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,962 (panting) 329 00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,577 (clunking, creaking) 330 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,446 Oh, shit! 331 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,695 -(insects trilling) -(birds chirping) 332 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,878 (gasps) 333 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,824 (groans) 334 00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,828 (groans) 335 00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,699 (groans) 336 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,135 (grunts) 337 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:37,737 (whimpers) 338 00:20:39,506 --> 00:20:41,508 (panting) 339 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,486 Oh, sh... (yells) 340 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,522 Ah, shit! 341 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:56,856 Oh, fu... 342 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:58,391 (groans) 343 00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:01,193 Oh, shit! 344 00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,696 (groans, whimpers) 345 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,765 (panting) 346 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,740 (grunts) Fu... 347 00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:15,375 (yells) 348 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:19,379 (pained grunting) 349 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,584 (screams) 350 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,720 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 351 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:30,022 (panting, groaning) 352 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,391 Oh, shit. 353 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:33,460 (panting) 354 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:41,568 (grunting, panting) 355 00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,571 Oh, shit. 356 00:21:48,074 --> 00:21:50,577 (grunting) 357 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,244 (pained yelling) 358 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,913 God. 359 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,948 (panting) 360 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,423 (insects trilling) 361 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,428 (panting) 362 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,235 (grunts, groans) 363 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:18,505 (panting, grunting) 364 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:24,944 (pained grunt) 365 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,014 (whimpers) 366 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,951 (distant birdcalls) 367 00:22:34,787 --> 00:22:36,789 (insects trilling) 368 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,336 (insects trilling) 369 00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:52,204 (Alfred grunting quietly) 370 00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:55,875 (pained grunting) 371 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:03,149 (whimpering, panting) 372 00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,962 Oh, thank God. 373 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,163 Hey! 374 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,366 Hey! Hey! 375 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,869 Oh, come on, bitch, I know you see me. 376 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,204 Hey, hey, hey! 377 00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,372 Shit! (yells) 378 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:27,807 Help me! 379 00:23:27,807 --> 00:23:29,976 ("Texas Man" by The Chicks playing over headphones) 380 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,178 -(muffled yelling in distance) -♪ If you got the strength I do ♪ 381 00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,813 Then sign me up ♪ 382 00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,548 If I'm not too much for you ♪ 383 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,183 -(camera clicks) - Then sign me up ♪ 384 00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,385 - ALFRED (muffled): Help! - Sign me up ♪ 385 00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:42,021 -♪ I'm a little bit unraveled... ♪ - Hey! 386 00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,856 Hey! 387 00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:45,725 (panting) 388 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,860 Hey, fuck! Help! 389 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,395 Hey, help me! 390 00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:53,065 - Hey, shit! Help! -(backup alarm beeping) 391 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,201 (gasping): Help. Help me, plea... 392 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,703 Help. 393 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,204 Fucking help. 394 00:23:58,204 --> 00:24:00,039 (panting) 395 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,041 Oh, bitch, fucking please. 396 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:04,043 (panting) 397 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,055 (pained grunting) 398 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,124 (panting, grunting) 399 00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:30,903 (pained grunting) 400 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:35,107 (groans) 401 00:24:35,107 --> 00:24:37,243 (panting heavily) 402 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,114 (groans) 403 00:25:01,968 --> 00:25:03,903 (skillet clangs on ground) 404 00:25:03,903 --> 00:25:05,938 (panting) 405 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,275 (quiet snorting nearby) 406 00:25:13,445 --> 00:25:15,481 (snorting continues) 407 00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,860 (snorting continues) 408 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,204 -(panting) -(hog continues snorting) 409 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,208 (hog snorts, squeals) 410 00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:45,978 (squealing) 411 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,314 (screams) Oh, shit! 412 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,683 Fuck! What the fuck? 413 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:52,051 Fuck off! 414 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,221 (screaming) 415 00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,825 Get the fuck off me! (grunts) 416 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,660 (screaming) 417 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,829 (hog squealing) 418 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:06,332 (clattering) 419 00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,467 (grunting): Fucking... 420 00:26:08,467 --> 00:26:10,169 (screams) 421 00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,174 Shit! 422 00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,709 (grunting) 423 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,713 (pained squealing) 424 00:26:20,713 --> 00:26:23,215 (grunting, muttering angrily) 425 00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:28,020 Motherfucker, die! Motherfucker, die! 426 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:31,023 -(grunting) -(pained squealing) 427 00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,725 Let go! 428 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:34,694 - Fucking die! (yells) -(hog stops squealing) 429 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:37,229 -(panting) -(skillet clangs on ground) 430 00:26:37,229 --> 00:26:39,365 (whimpering) 431 00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:45,905 Get the fuck off me. (panting) 432 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:47,740 (mutters): Get the fuck off me. 433 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:55,381 (whimpers) 434 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:57,917 (electrical buzzing) 435 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,052 (panting) 436 00:27:05,391 --> 00:27:07,393 (cell phone vibrating) 437 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:15,401 (pained grunting, panting) 438 00:27:22,942 --> 00:27:24,576 (groans) 439 00:27:24,576 --> 00:27:27,313 (panting, coughing) 440 00:27:34,253 --> 00:27:35,755 (vibrating stops) 441 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,425 - Yo. - EARN (over phone): Hey, hey. 442 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,427 What's up, man? 443 00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,062 Chillin', man. Chillin'. 444 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,064 Yeah, I hope so. I hope so. 445 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,767 - What's up? You need something? - It's in my email, okay? 446 00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,102 Yeah, um, the lawyer sent over that contract. It looks okay. 447 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:52,138 I still have some questions about the dates, though. 448 00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,439 Oh. 449 00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,241 We'll get it sorted. Don't worry. 450 00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,443 How is it out there? Is it boring? 451 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,149 Yeah. Yeah. 452 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,484 You-you sound tired, man. 453 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,319 Nah, man. Nah, man. 454 00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:08,788 I'm straight. I'm good. I'm straight. 455 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,656 Just send it to me. Send it to my email, 456 00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,959 and my assistant will worry about it, okay? 457 00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,260 Thank you so much. 458 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,796 Hey, look, can I call you back tomorrow, bruh? 459 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,498 Uh, yeah, yeah. You good? 460 00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,633 Mm-hmm. 461 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,770 All right, man. I-I'll talk to you tomorrow. 462 00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,838 - All right. Peace. - Peace. 463 00:28:25,838 --> 00:28:28,808 -(sighs) -(phone drops to floor) 464 00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,979 (breathing deeply) 465 00:28:45,691 --> 00:28:47,693 (sizzling) 466 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:06,045 (birds chirping) 467 00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,920 (grunting softly) 468 00:29:23,029 --> 00:29:25,197 (cell phone ringing) 469 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,701 Yo. 470 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,537 ALFRED: What's up? 471 00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,705 What's up, man? 472 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:36,876 Are you eating bacon and drinking whiskey? 473 00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,544 Hibiki, bro. 474 00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:40,880 Cheers, nigga. 475 00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,850 (laughs) Breakfast of champion. 476 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,886 Yo, man, it's the farm life. 477 00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:49,221 Yeah, what was going on yesterday? 478 00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,589 What were you doing? 479 00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,558 What happened to your face? 480 00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,095 I don't know, man, it's just... 481 00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,397 Hey, I was out there with that tractor. 482 00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:00,199 I got that up and running, right? 483 00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,034 And, um, just did some shooting. 484 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:04,036 You know. This-this ain't nothing. 485 00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:06,405 Look, man, I know this is your safe farm and all that, 486 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,540 but you got to be careful out there, okay? 487 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,877 Farms are dangerous as fuck. 488 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,912 Okay, and you're over there by yourself, too, man. 489 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,915 If something happens to you, you fall on a rake headfirst, 490 00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,750 no one's gonna know it for like weeks. 491 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,752 Message received, bruh. 492 00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,422 You know, the whole point of this farm is to have options. 493 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,458 If you don't like it, you don't have to keep it, you know. 494 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,460 You can go back to the city. 495 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,397 At-Atlanta's not going anywher, you know. 496 00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:34,266 It's all good, man. 497 00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:37,769 It's pretty much slow motion around here. 498 00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,606 Yeah. Ain't got to worry about me. 499 00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,975 Only thing I need to worry about is this damn neck, man. 500 00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,610 Every time I move it, it feels like 501 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:47,279 I'm on pins and needles and shit. (groans) 502 00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:50,116 Were you outside for a long time yesterday? 503 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,985 Yeah. 504 00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,421 Yeah, I think y-you're sunburn. 505 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:58,124 (Alfred laughing) 506 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,825 No, no. 507 00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:01,127 (laughs): Yes. 508 00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:02,328 You ever been sunburned before? 509 00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,996 Nigga, look at me. Do I look like... 510 00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:05,297 Hell no, I ain't been sunburned. 511 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,632 Black people can't get sunburned. 512 00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:07,833 What you talking about? 513 00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,335 Yes, yes, they can. 514 00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,970 White people can get ashy. 515 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,139 Black people can get sunburned. It's-it's a fact. 516 00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,007 So, you telling me Wesley Snipes can get sunburned? 517 00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,642 (laughing): Yes, Wesley Snipes can get sunburned. 518 00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,144 (stammers) Okay, all right, what about... what's... 519 00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,179 uh, what's-his-name... uh, "Kiss from a Rose"? 520 00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,847 He can get sunburned, too? 521 00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,782 Yes. Yes, Seal can get... 522 00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:25,517 Dark niggas can get sunburned, bruh. 523 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:28,454 I don't know, man. All right, hold up. 524 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:31,323 What about Captain Phillips? Come on. 525 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,494 - I'm gonna assume you mean the Somalian pirate... - Yeah. 526 00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,196 - ...not Tom Hanks. - Yeah. Yeah. 527 00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,331 And it doesn't matter, 'cause they can both get sunburned. 528 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,667 Nigga, I would... Who-who's going to be a pirate on the sea 529 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:44,036 under the sun the whole day if they can get sunburned? 530 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:46,338 I know this shit ain't true, man. It's just not true. 531 00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:49,341 ♪ Don't let the sun catch you crying ♪ 532 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:51,077 (laughing) 533 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:58,717 Crying at my front door ♪ 534 00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:04,656 You done daddy dirty ♪ 535 00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:09,395 ♪ He sure don't want you no more ♪ 536 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:20,939 ♪ Don't let the sun catch you lying ♪ 537 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:29,248 Lying at my front door ♪ 538 00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:35,221 Daddy's done turned salty ♪ 539 00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:40,259 ♪ And, baby, you made him so sore ♪ 540 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:50,736 You can cry, cry, cry ♪ 541 00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:58,610 Yes, baby, you can wail ♪ 542 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:05,984 ♪ Beat your head on the pavement ♪ 543 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:12,958 ♪ Till the man comes and throws you in. ♪ 544 00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:13,059 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH