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<i>♪ You can't drop me,
you can't block me ♪</i>

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<i>Who stop me? It's outside ♪</i>

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<i>You should've known better ♪</i>

4
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<i>♪ Or is it 'cause
I flow better? ♪</i>

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<i>They kept me in the shade ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But now I'm back,
motherfucker ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's the nigga
with the cannon for the two ♪</i>

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<i>Swingin' with the braids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't fuck,
don't fuck with the braids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They can't fuck, they can't
fuck with the braids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't fuck,
don't fuck with the braids ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They can't fuck, they can't
fuck with the braids ♪</i>

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<i>Woof, woof, woof, braids ♪</i>

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<i>Woof, woof, woof, braids... ♪</i>

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Got-dang! Whoo!

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<i>♪ At night I can't sleep,
I toss and turn ♪</i>

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<i>Candlesticks in the dark ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Visions of bodies
bein' burned ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Four walls just
starin' at a nigga ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm paranoid, sleepin' with
my finger on the trigger... ♪</i>

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Yeah, all right.

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Okay.

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My favorite.

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That's real nice.

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You find everything okay today,
big fella?

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Actually, man, no.

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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
cast-iron skillets here?

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Well, if you don't see any
on the shelf,

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then we don't have 'em in stock.

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But I'll check, just to be sure.

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All right.

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Uh, do y'all sell, uh,
animal repellant here?

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Did you see it on the shelf?

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Nope.

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No, we don't have any s...

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Nope, we don't have
any skillets in stock,

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but, um,
I can order one in for you.

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Be here in a couple weeks.

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No, man, that's...
It's all good, man.

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I'll just get it somewhere else.

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I appreciate it, though.

42
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You're just gonna order it
on Amazon, aren't you?

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No, man. No.

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Oh, shit.

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Shit.

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<i>Hey, guys. It's your boy,
"These Backhoes Ain't Loyal."</i>

47
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<i>Thanks for coming out
to my channel today.</i>

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<i>If you want to see more
backhoe tractor content,</i>

49
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<i>make sure you hit that
"subscribe" button.</i>

50
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Ah, shit.

51
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<i>You can even give this video
a thumbs-up.</i>

52
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<i>So, what we're gonna do today
is we're gonna get</i>

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<i>down and dirty...</i>

54
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<i>...and we're gonna change
the oil in this tractor.</i>

55
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<i>But before I get
under this hoe...</i>

56
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<i>- ...we're gonna make sure that
all the wheels are secure.</i>
- God...

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<i>But I've done told you,
these backhoes ain't loyal.</i>

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<i>They'll roll over you
in a second.</i>

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<i>I'm serious, dudes.</i>

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<i>I lost two uncles this way.</i>

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Oh, shit, shit, shit!

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Shit.

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Oh, shit!

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<i>♪ She don't like
my white bitch ♪</i>

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<i>Say I act too light-skinned ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dolla, don't be trifling,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm dirty in the streets,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>In bed she a freak ♪</i>

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<i>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Kiss my feet,
take this meat... ♪</i>

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Hello?

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Hey!

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Whatever's in there,
you better squawk or chirp

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or sing a fucking song

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with your little furry friends
or something.

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Boo, motherfuck...

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Oh, goddamn, man.

78
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Get...

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Oh, goddamn!

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Shit!

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Hmm.

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Oh, God.

83
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Go.

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- Go back just one.
- Go back one?

85
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Yeah.

86
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Oh, boy, this is bad.

87
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You got feral hogs.

88
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- Okay.
- Yeah.

89
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So, what I need,
hog repellant or something?

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No, not as simple as that.
Here, give me that.

91
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Let's see.

92
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Yeah. Shit, you can thank
the explorer Hernando de Soto

93
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for this bullshit.

94
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Were the turds wet or dry?

95
00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,538
I do not know.

96
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,875
Well, did they crumble
in your hand?

97
00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:10,911
Can you just tell me
how to get rid

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00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,045
of these damn things,
please, man?

99
00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:13,380
I don't want to stand here
all day

100
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:14,748
talking to you
about dookie and shit.

101
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All right, well, uh, clearly,
they're coming after

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whatever it is you're growing.

103
00:10:18,886 --> 00:10:21,554
Now, I-I can't make it out
from that photo,

104
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so what kind of crops are these?

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Corn.

106
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- Oh. (sighs) Yeah.
- Yeah, man, lots of...
lots of corn.

107
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Oh, they love that stuff.
They love that stuff.

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Um... okay.

109
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Here's what I'd do
if I were you.

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You take a bunch
of that corn, right?

111
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Set it out in an open area.

112
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,879
Now, soon as that dirty hog
shows up

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and starts chowing down on it,

114
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you line up your shot,
take it out.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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Now, if he starts to run,
you aim for the nose

117
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and you don't stop firing
till that fucker goes down.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, then you move in close.

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- Head shot.
- Okay.

120
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:02,730
- Yeah.
- Right.

121
00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:06,499
Uh, can I just poison it
or something, man?

122
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I don't think you understand.

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This is serious.

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Now, these things,

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they ain't no bedtime story
animals, you know?

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00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,780
I mean, they don't deserve
no sympathy.

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They are aggressive,
they are invasive,

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and they will not stop

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until they destroy
everything you have.

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You got to kill them
before they kill you.

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00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:33,961
What?

132
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,831
Before they kill me? Okay.

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00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,500
The hogs?

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00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:46,306
A pack of hogs killed a woman
in Texas about a year ago.

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00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,842
Just outside of Houston.

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Chewed her ass up.

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Okay.

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00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:59,319
All right, but this isn't funny.

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No, man, yeah, it is, man.
Bedtime story animal.

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<i>All right, guys, now that we gt</i>

141
00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,160
<i>all that old, dirty oil
out of there,</i>

142
00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:08,796
<i>I'm gonna show you
what some fresh, new,</i>

143
00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,730
<i>healthy oil looks like here.</i>

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<i>And this is where it goes.</i>

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<i>Now, check back next week,</i>

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<i>and I'm gonna show you
how to replace a carburetor.</i>

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<i>Thank you, guys,
for stopping by.</i>

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<i>Make sure you hit
that "subscribe" button.</i>

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Okay, baby.

150
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Let's do this, mama.
Let's go. Come on.

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00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,188
Come on, baby, come on.

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Oh, shit.

153
00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,210
All right, let's see.

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00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,548
All right.

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00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:07,220
Oh, fuck!

156
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,891
Come on, man. Come on, man.

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God!

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All right, man. All right.

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All right.

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All right, man, all right.

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All right.

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All right, man, come on.

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How big is this motherfuck...

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Fuck!

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Okay.

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00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,410
All right, baby.

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00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,614
Yep.

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00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,121
Yeah.

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00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,657
<i>♪ Because-a in-a me eyes
there is red like blood ♪</i>

170
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,627
<i>♪ And I been moving around
like a human flood ♪</i>

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00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:23,964
<i>♪ Smoke outta me mouth
and outta me nose... ♪</i>

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00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,966
I'm gonna avenge you.

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00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,634
I promise.

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Gonna roast this motherfucker.

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Dinner's served, motherfucker.

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Come and get it.

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<i>♪ Under me sleng teng,
me under me ♪</i>

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00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:53,193
<i>♪ Because it's way in my brain,
no cocaine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I don't wanna,
I don't wanna go insane ♪</i>

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<i>Way in my brain, no cocaine ♪</i>

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00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,401
<i>♪ I don't wanna,
I don't wanna go insane ♪</i>

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00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:04,037
<i>Oh, no ♪</i>

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00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,373
<i>It's way in my brain ♪</i>

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00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:09,209
<i>It's way in my brain ♪</i>

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00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:13,346
<i>It's way in my brain ♪</i>

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00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:16,316
<i>♪ I said me smoke it and me
pass it through the window ♪</i>

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00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:18,986
<i>♪ And me give it to
my next-door neighbor... ♪</i>

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00:15:18,986 --> 00:15:20,853
<i>If the chicks don't feed</i>

189
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<i>within 36 hours, they'll starv.</i>

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<i>Incredibly, it survives.</i>

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00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,456
<i>But it's stunned.</i>

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Oh, shit!

193
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Oh, come on, mama. Let's do it.

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00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,629
Whoo!

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00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,998
Yeah, baby!

196
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,833
Whoo!

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00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:15,602
Yeah, mother...

198
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,337
That's what I'm talking about!

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00:17:17,337 --> 00:17:19,672
All right. All right, all right,
all right, all right, okay.

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00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,341
Okay, okay.

201
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:23,710
Okay. Okay. Push down.

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00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,013
Okay. All right, o-okay.

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00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,848
Come on, baby. Oh...

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Yeah, man.

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00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:35,955
Whoo!

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00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:40,627
Oh, we outside!

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00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:43,996
<i>Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪</i>

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00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:48,868
<i>Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪</i>

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00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,373
<i>Are you rolling ♪</i>

210
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:57,644
<i>♪ Down the same street
that I'm going ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Up the same stream
that I'm folding ♪</i>

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00:18:01,848 --> 00:18:03,049
Oh!

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00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,884
<i>On the new ride? ♪</i>

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00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:07,520
<i>Shoo-bob, shoo-bob, doo-ooh ♪</i>

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00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:11,057
<i>High is high ♪</i>

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00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,393
<i>Low is low ♪</i>

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00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:16,028
<i>Everybody wanna go to heaven ♪</i>

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00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:19,065
<i>But nobody wants to die ♪</i>

219
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,702
<i>Nobody wants to ♪</i>

220
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:25,838
<i>Are you rolling ♪</i>

221
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:30,543
<i>♪ Down the same street
that I'm going ♪</i>

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00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:34,214
<i>♪ Up the same stream
that I'm folding... ♪</i>

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00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,884
Oh, shit!

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00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:48,428
Oh, shit.

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00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,398
All right.

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00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,903
Shit.

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00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:07,947
Goddamn.

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00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,446
Oh, shit!

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00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,486
Oh, sh...

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00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,522
Ah, shit!

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Oh, fu...

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Oh, shit!

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00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,740
Fu...

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00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,720
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

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00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,391
Oh, shit.

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00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,571
Oh, shit.

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00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,913
God.

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00:23:14,527 --> 00:23:15,962
Oh, thank God.

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00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:17,163
Hey!

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00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:20,366
Hey! Hey!

241
00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:22,869
Oh, come on, bitch,
I know you see me.

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00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,204
Hey, hey, hey!

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00:23:25,204 --> 00:23:26,372
Shit!

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00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:27,807
Help me!

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00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,178
<i>♪ If you got
the strength I do ♪</i>

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00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,813
<i>Then sign me up ♪</i>

247
00:23:33,813 --> 00:23:35,548
<i>If I'm not too much for you ♪</i>

248
00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,183
<i>Then sign me up ♪</i>

249
00:23:37,183 --> 00:23:39,385
Help!
- <i>Sign me up ♪</i>

250
00:23:39,385 --> 00:23:42,021
-<i>♪ I'm a little bit
unraveled... ♪</i>
- Hey!

251
00:23:42,021 --> 00:23:43,856
Hey!

252
00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:47,860
Hey, fuck! Help!

253
00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,395
Hey, help me!

254
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:53,065
Hey, shit! Help!

255
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,201
Help. Help me, plea...

256
00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,703
Help.

257
00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,204
Fucking help.

258
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,041
Oh, bitch, fucking please.

259
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,314
Oh, shit!

260
00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:50,683
Fuck! What the fuck?

261
00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:52,051
Fuck off!

262
00:25:56,355 --> 00:25:58,825
Get the fuck off me!

263
00:26:06,332 --> 00:26:08,467
Fucking...

264
00:26:13,505 --> 00:26:15,174
Shit!

265
00:26:23,215 --> 00:26:28,020
Motherfucker, die!
Motherfucker, die!

266
00:26:31,023 --> 00:26:32,725
Let go!

267
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:34,694
Fucking die!

268
00:26:43,770 --> 00:26:47,740
Get the fuck off me.

269
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,425
Yo.
<i>Hey, hey.</i>

270
00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,427
<i>What's up, man?</i>

271
00:27:41,427 --> 00:27:43,062
Chillin', man. Chillin'.

272
00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:45,064
<i>Yeah, I hope so. I hope so.</i>

273
00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:47,767
- What's up? You need something?
<i>- It's in my email, okay?</i>

274
00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:50,102
<i>Yeah, um, the lawyer sent over
that contract. It looks okay.</i>

275
00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:52,138
<i>I still have some questions
about the dates, though.</i>

276
00:27:52,138 --> 00:27:53,439
Oh.

277
00:27:53,439 --> 00:27:55,241
<i>We'll get it sorted.
Don't worry.</i>

278
00:27:55,241 --> 00:27:57,443
<i>How is it out there?
Is it boring?</i>

279
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,149
Yeah. Yeah.

280
00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,484
<i>You-you sound tired, man.</i>

281
00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:07,319
Nah, man. Nah, man.

282
00:28:07,319 --> 00:28:08,788
I'm straight. I'm good.
I'm straight.

283
00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,656
<i>Just send it to me.
Send it to my email,</i>

284
00:28:10,656 --> 00:28:12,959
<i>and my assistant
will worry about it, okay?</i>

285
00:28:12,959 --> 00:28:14,260
<i>Thank you so much.</i>

286
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:16,796
Hey, look, can I call you back
tomorrow, bruh?

287
00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:19,498
<i>Uh, yeah, yeah. You good?</i>

288
00:28:19,498 --> 00:28:21,633
Mm-hmm.

289
00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,770
<i>All right, man.
I-I'll talk to you tomorrow.</i>

290
00:28:23,770 --> 00:28:25,838
- All right. Peace.
<i>- Peace.</i>

291
00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:29,701
<i>Yo.</i>

292
00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:31,537
What's up?

293
00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:33,705
<i>What's up, man?</i>

294
00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:36,876
<i>Are you eating bacon
and drinking whiskey?</i>

295
00:29:36,876 --> 00:29:38,544
Hibiki, bro.

296
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:40,880
Cheers, nigga.

297
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,850
<i>Breakfast of champion.</i>

298
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:46,886
Yo, man, it's the farm life.

299
00:29:46,886 --> 00:29:49,221
<i>Yeah, what was going on
yesterday?</i>

300
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:50,589
<i>What were you doing?</i>

301
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:52,558
<i>What happened to your face?</i>

302
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,095
I don't know, man, it's just...

303
00:29:56,095 --> 00:29:58,397
Hey, I was out there
with that tractor.

304
00:29:58,397 --> 00:30:00,199
I got that up and running, right?

305
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:02,034
And, um, just did some shooting.

306
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:04,036
You know.
This-this ain't nothing.

307
00:30:04,036 --> 00:30:06,405
<i>Look, man, I know this is
your safe farm and all that,</i>

308
00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,540
<i>but you got to be careful
out there, okay?</i>

309
00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:10,877
<i>Farms are dangerous as fuck.</i>

310
00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,912
<i>Okay, and you're over there
by yourself, too, man.</i>

311
00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:15,915
<i>If something happens to you,
you fall on a rake headfirst,</i>

312
00:30:15,915 --> 00:30:18,750
<i>no one's gonna know it
for like weeks.</i>

313
00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,752
Message received, bruh.

314
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:23,422
<i>You know, the whole point of
this farm is to have options.</i>

315
00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:26,458
<i>If you don't like it, you don't
have to keep it, you know.</i>

316
00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,460
<i>You can go back to the city.</i>

317
00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:31,397
<i>At-Atlanta's not going anywher,
you know.</i>

318
00:30:31,397 --> 00:30:34,266
It's all good, man.

319
00:30:34,266 --> 00:30:37,769
It's pretty much
slow motion around here.

320
00:30:37,769 --> 00:30:40,606
Yeah.
Ain't got to worry about me.

321
00:30:40,606 --> 00:30:42,975
Only thing I need to worry about
is this damn neck, man.

322
00:30:42,975 --> 00:30:44,610
Every time I move it,
it feels like

323
00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:47,279
I'm on pins and needles
and shit.

324
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:50,116
<i>Were you outside
for a long time yesterday?</i>

325
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,985
Yeah.

326
00:30:52,985 --> 00:30:55,421
<i>Yeah, I think y-you're sunburn.</i>

327
00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,825
No, no.

328
00:30:59,825 --> 00:31:01,127
<i>Yes.</i>

329
00:31:01,127 --> 00:31:02,328
<i>You ever been sunburned before?</i>

330
00:31:02,328 --> 00:31:03,996
Nigga, look at me.
Do I look like...

331
00:31:03,996 --> 00:31:05,297
Hell no, I ain't been sunburned.

332
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,632
Black people
can't get sunburned.

333
00:31:06,632 --> 00:31:07,833
What you talking about?

334
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,335
<i>Yes, yes, they can.</i>

335
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:10,970
<i>White people can get ashy.</i>

336
00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:13,139
<i>Black people can get sunburned.
It's-it's a fact.</i>

337
00:31:13,139 --> 00:31:15,007
So, you telling me Wesley Snipes
can get sunburned?

338
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,642
<i>Yes, Wesley Snipes
can get sunburned.</i>

339
00:31:16,642 --> 00:31:18,144
Okay, all right,
what about... what's...

340
00:31:18,144 --> 00:31:20,179
uh, what's-his-name...
uh, "Kiss from a Rose"?

341
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,847
He can get sunburned, too?

342
00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:23,782
<i>Yes. Yes, Seal can get...</i>

343
00:31:23,782 --> 00:31:25,517
<i>Dark niggas
can get sunburned, bruh.</i>

344
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:28,454
I don't know, man.
All right, hold up.

345
00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:31,323
What about Captain Phillips?
Come on.

346
00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,494
<i>- I'm gonna assume you mean
the Somalian pirate...</i>
- Yeah.

347
00:31:35,494 --> 00:31:37,196
<i>- ...not Tom Hanks.</i>
- Yeah. Yeah.

348
00:31:37,196 --> 00:31:39,331
<i>And it doesn't matter, 'cause
they can both get sunburned.</i>

349
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,667
Nigga, I would... Who-who's
going to be a pirate on the sea

350
00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:44,036
under the sun the whole day
if they can get sunburned?

351
00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:46,338
I know this shit ain't true,
man. It's just not true.

352
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:49,341
<i>♪ Don't let the sun
catch you crying ♪</i>

353
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:58,717
<i>Crying at my front door ♪</i>

354
00:32:00,552 --> 00:32:04,656
<i>You done daddy dirty ♪</i>

355
00:32:04,656 --> 00:32:09,395
<i>♪ He sure don't
want you no more ♪</i>

356
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:20,939
<i>♪ Don't let the sun
catch you lying ♪</i>

357
00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:29,248
<i>Lying at my front door ♪</i>

358
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:35,221
<i>Daddy's done turned salty ♪</i>

359
00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:40,259
<i>♪ And, baby,
you made him so sore ♪</i>

360
00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:50,736
<i>You can cry, cry, cry ♪</i>

361
00:32:52,738 --> 00:32:58,610
<i>Yes, baby, you can wail ♪</i>

362
00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:05,984
<i>♪ Beat your head
on the pavement ♪</i>

363
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:12,958
<i>♪ Till the man comes
and throws you in. ♪</i>

364
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:13,059
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