1 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:06,307 (person vocalizing) 2 00:00:08,342 --> 00:00:10,644 (screaming) 3 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:13,747 ANNOUNCER: FX's American Horror Story: NYC. 4 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:15,983 ll new, A ednesdays at 10:00 on FX.W 5 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:26,427 ("Skyscrapers" by Bruno Nicolai playing) 6 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:29,097 ♪ 7 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,842 ♪ 8 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:09,670 It isn't hard ♪ 9 00:01:09,670 --> 00:01:13,674 To see, oh ♪ 10 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:15,909 The hang-ups we have ♪ 11 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,512 Today ♪ 12 00:01:18,512 --> 00:01:22,350 Said we need to strive for ♪ 13 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:25,319 More liberty ♪ 14 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,156 ♪ Lift yourself up on your feet ♪ 15 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,658 Let's get it on ♪ 16 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:34,027 ♪ We've been fooling around, my friends ♪ 17 00:01:34,027 --> 00:01:36,430 - For much too long... ♪ - (Earn snaps fingers) 18 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:37,831 Too long ♪ 19 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,333 Too... ♪ 20 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,269 - Huh? - EARN: You ready to go? 21 00:01:41,269 --> 00:01:43,837 Oh, no, y'all go ahead. I'll catch up with you. 22 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,673 I got a "dep date." 23 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:50,010 Dep date? A picnic with a deputy? 24 00:01:50,010 --> 00:01:53,181 An underground Johnny Depp film edited from all his old films. 25 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,348 DARIUS: You're both wrong. 26 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:57,685 Sensory deprivation tank, one hour. 27 00:01:57,685 --> 00:01:59,720 - You were closer. - I was closer. Yeah. 28 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:01,722 Well, it's nice, man. You know, it's just you alone 29 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,457 with your thoughts floating in water. 30 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,059 It's like being in the womb again, 31 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,529 replenishes your mind and soul. 32 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:10,198 You should try it. 33 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,565 Mm. 34 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:14,702 Yeah, um, I'll do that when I, uh, have the time. 35 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:15,903 Yeah, I'll try it. 36 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,307 That almost always 37 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:21,375 certainly means no. 38 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,211 EARN: You need us to drop you off? 39 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:25,746 Nah, I got errands to run on the way. 40 00:02:25,746 --> 00:02:27,581 Don't come to this thing with a full stomach. 41 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:29,082 - Van'll be pissed. - (Darius scoffs) 42 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:33,086 I'm like a teenager. I'll be hungry in an hour. 43 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:42,162 Old McAlfred ♪ 44 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,233 Had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪ 45 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:46,600 And on this farm ♪ 46 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:49,670 ♪ He broke his foot, E-I-E-I-O ♪ 47 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,505 With a fuck, fuck you ♪ 48 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:52,940 - And a fuck, fuck you ♪ - Uh-huh. 49 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,275 Here a fuck, there a fuck ♪ 50 00:02:54,275 --> 00:02:55,676 Nigga, I'm-a fuck you up ♪ 51 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,845 Old McAlfred had a farm ♪ 52 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,613 - E-I... ♪ - Where he fucked your ho. ♪ 53 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,914 Let's go. 54 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,918 You could've ended stronger than that. 55 00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:07,255 Straight from the Dec ♪ 56 00:03:07,255 --> 00:03:09,423 Came up, came down ♪ 57 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,759 Stayed down, riding long ♪ 58 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,761 ♪ Stayed real, caught the clown ♪ 59 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:15,429 Took his crown, ATL. ♪ 60 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,634 So, you park your own car, 61 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:22,370 you give 'em your keys, 62 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,538 - and they call it valet. - Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,807 That's not valet to me. That's giving a stranger your car keys. 64 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,442 - (laughs) - I hate that shit. 65 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,877 That part. 66 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,646 Yeah, I thought the whole point of valet was the parking. 67 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,615 Know what I'm saying? I should be able to toss you my keys 68 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:37,150 and be like, "Nah, nigga, keep it. I got another one." 69 00:03:37,150 --> 00:03:39,653 - I don't understand it. - Yeah. 70 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,290 So, this place, it's supposed to have a really good spot. 71 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,992 Ooh, wait, wait, wait. Shit, oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 72 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:48,161 - (snaps fingers) - Damn. 73 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,663 - Come on, bro. - Oh, man, 74 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:52,633 I know exactly where I'm going after this. (laughs) 75 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,002 - (sniffs) You smell that? - Yeah. 76 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,338 It smell like the manager mean as hell. 77 00:03:57,338 --> 00:03:59,673 You know, this is exactly why we're going to this thing, okay? 78 00:03:59,673 --> 00:04:01,675 You need to be able to support your own. 79 00:04:01,675 --> 00:04:03,511 (smacks lips) God, man. 80 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,513 This is the first Black-owned 81 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,682 sushi restaurant in Atlanta. So... 82 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:11,251 This guy DeMarcus studied under real sushi masters in Japan. 83 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,820 It's legit. 84 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,154 Okay, so they serve fried rice? 85 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,156 No, man, sushi. Sushi. 86 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,491 All right. 87 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:20,661 Van's friend invested in this place, so, you know, 88 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,764 you'd be helping him out a lot by eating here. 89 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:25,699 This it? 90 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:28,168 Oh, hold up, man. Didn't this, uh, 91 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:30,237 used to be a Blockbuster? 92 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:36,510 (door chimes) 93 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,547 Hell yeah, this used to be a Blockbuster, man. 94 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,619 - PHARMACIST: Next. - Oh. 95 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:48,356 I've got a prescription for "Eze." 96 00:04:48,356 --> 00:04:51,625 It's spelled E-Z-E, like "Easy." 97 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:54,795 I mean, not like Eazy-E, but E-Z-E. 98 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,196 One moment. 99 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,532 - Yeah. - (typing) 100 00:04:58,532 --> 00:05:00,033 (sighs) 101 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,036 PHARMACIST: I don't see anything here for you. 102 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,205 Are you sure? I mean, you guys 103 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,875 just sent me a notification, so... 104 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:11,044 Can you check the back? 105 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:15,248 Sorry, I'm just running late for my float sesh. 106 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:18,752 - Uh... (sighs) - So... Thank you. 107 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,557 Mm. 108 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:29,329 Uh... I-I'm sorry, 109 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:31,264 I overheard what you were saying. 110 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,835 Were you talking about a sensory deprivation session 111 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,069 or shitting? 112 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:39,507 (chuckles) Uh, sensory deprivation, 113 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,908 actually. 114 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,510 I just started doing that about a year ago. 115 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:43,677 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 116 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,579 I go with a group of girlfriends. 117 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,015 - It's the best. - It's-it's great, right? 118 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,117 It's a sort of... 119 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:51,919 soothing therapy, really. 120 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,354 - It really is. - Yeah. 121 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,189 We used to be a book club. Now, we call ourselves 122 00:05:56,189 --> 00:05:57,758 the Flo-teps. (laughing) 123 00:05:57,758 --> 00:06:00,293 The what? The Flo-teps? (laughs) 124 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:02,963 - It's silly. (laughs) - It's clever. 125 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:06,467 You know, I, uh... 126 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:09,269 I had to stop going because I got too deep into it. 127 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:11,439 The visions in the tank can be so intense. 128 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:14,808 I started to lose track of what was real. 129 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:18,712 Yes. I... I-I sometimes get into it too much. 130 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:21,982 When-when that happens, though, I found a little trick 131 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,384 to help anchor myself. 132 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,987 What is that? 133 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,497 (whispers): Closer. 134 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,166 A thick Judge Judy. 135 00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:42,169 (laughing): Wait, wait a minute. 136 00:06:42,169 --> 00:06:44,237 - What in the hell are you saying? - DARIUS: Shh, shh, shh... 137 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,507 Thick Judge Judy. 138 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:49,309 - Yeah. - Like, thick thighs and tits? 139 00:06:49,309 --> 00:06:52,179 Yes, and booty, really, you know, 140 00:06:52,179 --> 00:06:54,347 doesn't matter which body part you use, 141 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:56,183 - but, uh, the idea is... - (laughing) 142 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,852 ...Judge Judy is always on TV, right? 143 00:06:58,852 --> 00:07:00,654 So, if I see her and she's thick, 144 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:02,355 I know I'm in the tank. 145 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:05,693 - (chuckles) - Interesting. 146 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:07,995 Can I ask you something, 147 00:07:07,995 --> 00:07:10,363 and I don't want to be, like, too personal or anything, but 148 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:14,034 your prescription, are you here for anxiety? 149 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:17,004 Oh, actually, no. I'm-I'm here because my... 150 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:19,172 my baby needs antibiotics, 151 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,341 but I have done everything. 152 00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:25,546 Zoloft, Lexapro, you name it. 153 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:28,448 N-Now I've changed, completely changed my lifestyle. 154 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,518 I'm pretty much a vegan. 155 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:33,554 My baby's father thinks I'm crazy, 156 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:35,222 but it-it works for me. 157 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:38,358 (chuckles) Yeah. 158 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:40,393 I think... 159 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,395 I think I was trained for a long time 160 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,398 to look at this world like a battle, 161 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,867 and, in some ways, it is. 162 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:49,402 But... 163 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:51,705 I'm a part of this world, too, 164 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,241 this big thing, and I'm allowed to dance 165 00:07:54,241 --> 00:07:56,209 in it how I want to. 166 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:59,479 As a matter of fact, I demand that I do. 167 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,716 (both chuckle) 168 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:04,918 PHARMACIST: Mr. Eze. 169 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,087 Um... (clears throat) 170 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,059 Thank you. 171 00:08:15,929 --> 00:08:17,297 Hey. 172 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:20,734 Can I say something? 173 00:08:20,734 --> 00:08:22,736 Of course. 174 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:27,240 You have a beautiful spirit. 175 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,844 Thank you for sharing your time with me. 176 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,512 Wow. 177 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,281 Thank you. You, uh... 178 00:08:34,281 --> 00:08:36,684 I'm grateful for you, too. 179 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:39,620 Maybe I'll catch you in a dep sesh sometime. 180 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:41,589 Or I'll catch you. 181 00:08:41,589 --> 00:08:43,757 - (chuckles) - Be well. 182 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,196 (grunts) 183 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:51,431 - Hey. - Sup, boo? 184 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,803 (grunts, mutters) 185 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,872 - Sorry. - It's okay. 186 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,441 - WAITRESS: Enjoy. - Yeah, thank you, thank you. - VAN: Thank you. 187 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,044 Thanks for coming, Al. 188 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,546 Yeah, no problem, not a problem. 189 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,817 VAN: Uh, they're really excited that you're here, 190 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,885 so I think we'll get good service. 191 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:12,953 (chuckles) 192 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:19,159 Thank you. 193 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:21,829 The chef would like to meet with you all before we get started, 194 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,230 if that's all right? 195 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:24,998 - Yeah, that's cool. - VAN: Yeah, thank you. 196 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,166 - Yeah. - Cool. 197 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,168 - Yeah, thank you. - All right, cool. 198 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,308 (sighs) 199 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:39,079 I mean, if I'm-a do low tier, I'm-a do it the right way. 200 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,814 - EARN: Come on, man, that's not fair. - Hell it ain't. 201 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,683 Y'all talking about Popeyes? 202 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:47,187 We'll go after, I promise. 203 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:50,658 I... I thought you wanted to come here? 204 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:52,592 I do want to come here, but... 205 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,762 I can't stop thinking about the Popeyes. 206 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:57,030 Why do you think I sat facing away from it? 207 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,533 - Hello. - Hey. - VAN: Hi. 208 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,770 - What's going on? - My name is Chef Kenny. 209 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,271 We'll be serving you omakase today 210 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,605 since it's a special occasion. 211 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,008 DeMarcus is a big admirer of your work, 212 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:09,342 and he's honored to have you here. 213 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:10,443 Thank you. 214 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,879 Sup! 215 00:10:11,879 --> 00:10:14,081 EMPLOYEES: What's up! 216 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,258 (insects trilling) 217 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,563 ♪ That mean I ain't got to worry 'bout no ♪ 218 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:32,032 Fuck nigga cheating... ♪ 219 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,366 LONDON: Darius! 220 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,869 Darius X. 221 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:38,872 Why you hiding from me, baby? 222 00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:42,209 London? Oh! (laughs) Wait a... London. 223 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,544 I-I'm hiding from you? You hiding from me. 224 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,546 I hit you up, like, two months ago 225 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:48,381 about that, uh, that lockdown party, you remember? 226 00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,218 You know I change my number every couple months. 227 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:54,554 - Facts. - Email me, like the underground days. 228 00:10:54,554 --> 00:10:57,257 Uh... no. 229 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,459 Kind of put them days behind me. 230 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,896 What? Wait, wait, wait. Come here. 231 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,232 (brakes squeal) 232 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,004 - You used to be wild. - No, you 233 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,406 used to be wild. I was always safe. 234 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,242 - Oh... - (laughing) 235 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,578 - Mm... - (chuckles) 236 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:20,848 Well... 237 00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:23,316 it was nice to see you. 238 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:26,787 It was nice seeing you. 239 00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,358 Hey. Where you headed? 240 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,027 Uh, sensory deprivation tank. I got an appointment over there. 241 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,628 - Where? - (horn blaring) 242 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,131 Bitch! Shut up! 243 00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:41,434 What you say? 244 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,536 It's, uh, uptown. 245 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,938 I'm going that way anyway. 246 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,374 Get in. I want to catch up. 247 00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,109 I mean, I could just walk. I was already, 248 00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:51,945 - uh... - Boy, if you don't get in here. 249 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,447 F-R-E-E, fuck nigga free ♪ 250 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,949 ♪ That mean I ain't got to worry... ♪ 251 00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,317 - LONDON: Come on. - All right. 252 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,620 - LONDON: I want to catch up. - Never question the queen. 253 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,955 ("Peraí" by Jean Paulo Campos playing) 254 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,024 Woo-hoo! 255 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:06,994 I love this song. 256 00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,297 This shit got so much soul. 257 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:12,665 Shit is good. 258 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,968 - Weed? - Oh, I... 259 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,137 I usually don't smoke before these things, so... 260 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,974 But... 261 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:23,844 how often am I with London from the south side? 262 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:26,013 There you go. 263 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:28,648 (laughs) 264 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:33,753 Can I have some of that water? 265 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,655 Yeah, if you want to get fucked up. 266 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,157 - Huh? - (laughs) 267 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,826 That's vodka. You know 268 00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:40,828 I'm lit. (laughs) 269 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,997 I've been "macro-dosing" all day. 270 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,333 - (both laugh) - Macro-dosing? 271 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:50,370 - I haven't heard that one. - (siren whoops) 272 00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,172 Shit! 273 00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,340 Hand me my glasses. 274 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,008 (siren wails) 275 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,845 - Damn. - Put your foot on that beer bottle. 276 00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,851 I'm-a speed this thing up a little bit, 277 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,518 air this thing out. 278 00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:18,531 You are sober, 279 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:19,933 London. 280 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:31,144 Hello, Mr. Officer. 281 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,113 What seems to be the problem? 282 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,050 Appears you have an illegal tint. 283 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,718 Really? 284 00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:41,221 I'm sorry, this my mama car. 285 00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:44,057 OFFICER: Your mother drives a murdered-out Nissan Altima? 286 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,927 I know. My mom, 287 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,062 she got to stunt on them. 288 00:13:51,231 --> 00:13:52,565 Have you been drinking today, ma'am? 289 00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,601 Of course not. 290 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:57,070 - OFFICER: What's that right there? - Water. 291 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,572 - OFFICER: Really? - Yeah. 292 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,742 Yeah, if it were vodka, would I do this? 293 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,077 Whoa... 294 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,113 (plastic crinkling) 295 00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:17,757 Whoo! 296 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,296 Step out of the vehicle, ma'am. 297 00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,937 Act white, just... 298 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,340 OFFICER: Step over to the curb for me, please. 299 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:39,779 Walk a straight line. 300 00:14:45,452 --> 00:14:47,520 Arms out wide. 301 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,791 Touch the tip of your nose with your forefinger. 302 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:59,166 How many seasons of Homeboys in Outer Space were there? 303 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,034 One. 304 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,673 You have a nice day, ma'am. 305 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:09,909 - What? - LONDON: Thank you. 306 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,646 (indistinct radio chatter) 307 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,915 10-4. All clear. 308 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,350 Hey! 309 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:18,818 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait! 310 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,320 - What're you doing with... Hey! - (laughing) 311 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,655 Are you crazy? What are... what're you doing? 312 00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,157 I don't know. Let's go. 313 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,658 How'd you even do that? Like... 314 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,195 - (bicycle bell dings) - Whoa! 315 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,929 (gasps) 316 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,165 (stammers) What? 317 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,833 - I'm sorry! - What-what-- Where are you going? 318 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:36,669 I'm sorry! This is all your fault! 319 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,338 What do you mean? Oh! 320 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:41,541 (coughs) 321 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,676 (gasping) 322 00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,181 You okay? 323 00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:50,450 (exhales) 324 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,052 (spits) 325 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,854 (chuckles) Yeah, I'm fine. I... 326 00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,856 I guess I just kind of... 327 00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,359 freaked out a little bit. It's all right. 328 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,860 No, it's-it's all good. 329 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,562 - It happens. - (sighs) 330 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,431 Would you like to take a break in the tearoom? 331 00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:09,202 Yes, tearoom. Let's do that. 332 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,370 (grunting) 333 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,310 Whew... 334 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,546 (sighs) 335 00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,214 I'll fetch you some tea in the tearoom 336 00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,550 while you go relax in the tearoom. 337 00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,912 Oh, thanks. 338 00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,447 You're welcome. 339 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:56,249 WOMAN: Is this your first time? 340 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,019 No, actually, I, uh, 341 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:02,422 come here once a week. 342 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,591 Cleanses my spirit. 343 00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:06,693 Mm. I know. 344 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,028 My favorite part is the tearoom. 345 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,530 The tea in the tearoom 346 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,100 - is amazing for sure. - Mm. 347 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,870 W-Why do y'all keep saying "tearoom"? 348 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,872 (chuckles) 349 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:22,542 Be-Because it's the tearoom. 350 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,611 (both laughing) 351 00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,621 (laughter continues) 352 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:50,069 Oh, my gosh. What is happening? 353 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,239 - (women gasp) - Wake up! 354 00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,341 - I-I don't understand. I... - Don't come back. 355 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,477 Hey. Hey, man, I thought it was a dream. 356 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,713 Damn. 357 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:12,592 (music playing quietly) 358 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,261 How's the chicken skin salad going? 359 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,663 It's salty, man. 360 00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:18,865 But not salty enough. 361 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:24,437 Excellent. Well, I'll be right back with your next dish. 362 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,705 Let me take this out of the way for you. 363 00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,607 - Thank you. - I'll take that, too. 364 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,609 - Thank you. - No problem. 365 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,044 (sighs) 366 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:35,882 Can we please get the hell out of here? 367 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,518 What? No. We're not doing that to them. 368 00:18:38,518 --> 00:18:43,190 VAN: The rice has corn in it. I just can't. 369 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,191 I fuck with the yellow rice, okay? 370 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:45,858 Uh, points for the idea. 371 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:48,361 This shit is gross. 372 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,730 It's gross, man. 373 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:52,365 That chef over there is making sushi rolls 374 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,066 with his bare-ass hands, Earn. 375 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:56,803 ♪ Or one of us will leave here tonight in a hearse ♪ 376 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,805 ♪ When we'll be tried by 12 and fertilizing daisies... ♪ 377 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,808 Yeah, the fish is raw, but it's warm. 378 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,910 Like, I feel like that can't be safe. 379 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,545 Can we please... can we just please 380 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:08,315 just go across the street, man, get lunch real quick, 381 00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,816 and stop lying to these Black folk? 382 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,152 It's a Black sushi fusion restaurant, okay? 383 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,889 There's gonna be a couple of new ideas thrown at you, okay? 384 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:19,726 - Can we please keep our minds open? - (Van groans) 385 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,662 Could I interest you on a refill of, uh, hot white Hennessy? 386 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,731 ♪ 'Cause I'd rather be tried by 12... ♪ 387 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,733 I need, I need, I need, uh, I need the bathroom, man. 388 00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,568 - Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. - Uh, uh, got me on that? 389 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:30,903 All right. Cool. I'm-a just... I'm-a run to the bathroom. 390 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,240 So we might catch a body... ♪ 391 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,575 - Hey. - Be careful. 392 00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:36,843 - You got it, man? - Hey, I'm good, man. I'm good. 393 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,245 - All right. - (clears throat) 394 00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:42,249 (groaning) 395 00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,022 (grunts) 396 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,091 - (sighs) Oh. - (phone chimes) 397 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,603 (message sends) 398 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,939 (knocking) 399 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,976 Hey, man. 400 00:20:09,976 --> 00:20:12,645 (laughs) Yo. What are you doing here? 401 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,547 Uh, I just was in the neighborhood, 402 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,716 and, um, thought I'd come by. 403 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,785 (laughs) You lying. 404 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,556 - Hey. - Come on. 405 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,991 - What's up, man? - What's up? 406 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:26,993 - Is it okay if I hug you? - Of course, man. 407 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,228 - All right. - Can't get no sicker. 408 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,663 - All right. - (laughs) 409 00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,832 - Come in, bro. - Yo. 410 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,502 - Ugh. - I was just, um... 411 00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:37,370 Got something for you. 412 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,507 You know they deliver, right? 413 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:43,009 Yeah. I mean, I got the app on my phone, 414 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:45,645 lets me know, so I just thought I'd help you out. 415 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:49,015 - Ah. Well, that's nice. - Yeah, well... 416 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:52,485 - Oh, come have this jollof. - Yeah. Uh... 417 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,821 (laughing): Wait. Wait. Who made jollof? 418 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:56,356 - My roommate, bro. - (laughs) 419 00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:57,824 Who the hell you think made it? 420 00:20:57,824 --> 00:20:59,191 - Like, come on. - (laughs) 421 00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,160 (TV playing quietly) 422 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,164 Um, I can't really have any right now, 423 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,334 'cause I'm about to go meet up with some people, 424 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:08,835 get some food, so... 425 00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,371 Wait, you're not staying? 426 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:17,677 (laughs) I'm kidding. It's cool. Don't worry about it. 427 00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,612 (laughs) 428 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,381 I mean, I'll stay if you want me to. 429 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:25,685 Oh, boy, I don't want you in here. I want you out there. 430 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,521 Have fun. Go see your people. 431 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,623 JUDGE JUDY: Great. Now I got the picture... 432 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:35,194 I'll take half a bowl of jollof. (chuckles) 433 00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:39,966 Okay. I'm gonna get you a full bowl. 434 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,802 - Just eat half. - (laughing): Okay. Thank you. 435 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,537 JUDGE JUDY: What else do you want? 436 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:47,874 (TV continues playing indistinctly) 437 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,615 (sighs) 438 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,891 (mutters) 439 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:09,295 I miss you, man. 440 00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,298 Miss you. 441 00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:16,469 How's Mom? 442 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,842 (laughs) 443 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,611 What about Dad? 444 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,315 Yeah. 445 00:22:36,155 --> 00:22:39,358 MAN (on TV): ...to get a check cut and sent to us. 446 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,861 JUDGE JUDY: Pay your son's bills. The case is dismissed. 447 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:44,363 They sound like very nice people to me. Outrageous. 448 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,033 ♪ 449 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,501 Whoa. 450 00:22:51,170 --> 00:22:52,271 Damn. 451 00:22:52,271 --> 00:22:53,540 BOTH: Damn. 452 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,942 (gasps loudly) 453 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,144 (coughing) 454 00:22:58,144 --> 00:23:00,713 - (gasping) - Are you okay? 455 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:03,149 Hey, I thought you said I couldn't turn over in here, man. 456 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,317 I-I've never seen that before. 457 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,320 Wait. (panting) 458 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,657 How long was I asleep? 459 00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:13,125 I-I don't know. About 30 minoots? 460 00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,894 Maybe 35. 461 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,328 Wait. Wait. What? 462 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,965 (echoing): 30 minoo...! 463 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,000 (gasps, coughs) 464 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:25,905 (panting) 465 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,975 (yelling) 466 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:39,752 (music playing quietly) 467 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,754 You were gone for a while, man. 468 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,189 Yeah, man. That's 'cause, uh, 469 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,691 the bathroom was in the Rainbow across the street. 470 00:23:44,691 --> 00:23:46,358 EARN: Damn. 471 00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:48,327 - I'm going to Popeyes right now. - What? 472 00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:50,196 Wait. We still have the main meal. 473 00:23:50,196 --> 00:23:51,698 Hey, do you know what time it is? 474 00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,500 You know what time it is? It is 2:55 p.m. 475 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,167 That means, in five minutes, that Popeyes across the street 476 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,703 is gonna be filled with goddamn high schoolers. 477 00:23:56,703 --> 00:23:58,370 And our only chance of getting a goddamn chicken sandwich 478 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:00,707 is gonna be goddamn next week, so I'm out, goddamn it. 479 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,675 - How was the bathroom, sir? - Far, nigga. It was far. 480 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,844 Well, uh, we have a surprise for you guys today. 481 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:06,713 It's the, uh, chef's special-- 482 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:09,015 a very rare delicacy, especially here in Georgia. 483 00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:10,717 Blowfish cheek. 484 00:24:10,717 --> 00:24:12,184 And as you all have probably heard, 485 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:14,186 blowfish are extremely poisonous 486 00:24:14,186 --> 00:24:16,355 and must be cut with a skilled hand. 487 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:18,725 But Chef Kenny-- he studied with the finest, 488 00:24:18,725 --> 00:24:20,527 and Demarcus oversaw the cutting himself. 489 00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:23,229 Itadakimasu. 490 00:24:27,266 --> 00:24:29,368 Yeah, I ain't doing that, man. 491 00:24:29,368 --> 00:24:31,370 - I'm sorry? - I said I'm not doing it! 492 00:24:31,370 --> 00:24:33,472 All right, look, thank y'all for your service and everything. 493 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:34,907 The ambiance is beautiful, the art is great, 494 00:24:34,907 --> 00:24:36,543 but we... we got to go. 495 00:24:36,543 --> 00:24:39,546 But, sir, the-the blowfish is a rare delicacy. I can assure... 496 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,480 Yeah, man. I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is, but we got... 497 00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,650 I got a rap thing that we got to go to, so, we... 498 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,552 - We double-booked. - Yeah, sorry about that. 499 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,654 DEMARCUS: You're going to Popeyes. 500 00:24:47,654 --> 00:24:49,789 Aren't you? 501 00:24:51,057 --> 00:24:53,059 ALFRED: No, man. No. 502 00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,061 Yes, you are. 503 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:57,496 They all do. 504 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,732 Look, I don't know what you're talking about, man. 505 00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:02,234 - We-we got to rap thing... - You know, 506 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:07,273 there's a movie theater two blocks away from here. 507 00:25:07,273 --> 00:25:10,242 The night Queen Slim premiered, 508 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,579 we were filled. 509 00:25:12,579 --> 00:25:14,781 Line out the door. 510 00:25:14,781 --> 00:25:17,116 Black people hopped up 511 00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,653 on nationalism coming to support their own. 512 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:24,356 15 minutes later, 513 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:26,759 we were empty. 514 00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,864 Not one person ate the blowfish. 515 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,300 Not one. 516 00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:36,368 Just a bunch of Yelp reviews 517 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,605 that all said the same thing. 518 00:25:38,605 --> 00:25:41,708 "This nigga serving poison fish." 519 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,710 - Hey, listen, man. I... - Do you know 520 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:47,980 the traditional way to make sushi is with your bare hands? 521 00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:52,985 And that sushi should be served at room temperature? 522 00:25:54,353 --> 00:25:56,823 Every Japanese sushi restaurant 523 00:25:56,823 --> 00:26:00,793 worth its soy sauce does it that way, 524 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:03,830 and no one seemed to notice. 525 00:26:03,830 --> 00:26:07,133 But if a brother 526 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:12,639 from Alabama does it the same way, 527 00:26:12,639 --> 00:26:15,007 suddenly, the fish is dirty. 528 00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:18,410 - Yeah, but y'all serving us... - You know, in Japan, 529 00:26:18,410 --> 00:26:20,146 there's a sushi restaurant 530 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:21,681 that can't even take reservations 531 00:26:21,681 --> 00:26:24,851 from the general public because it is so acclaimed? 532 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:27,353 You want to know where it is? 533 00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:32,491 It's on the Ginza line in a Tokyo subway station. 534 00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:34,493 I know because my master, 535 00:26:34,493 --> 00:26:37,229 Yuji Watanabe, studied there. 536 00:26:38,497 --> 00:26:40,499 You see, he taught me 537 00:26:40,499 --> 00:26:43,670 that it doesn't matter where you serve the sushi. 538 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:46,205 A subway, 539 00:26:46,205 --> 00:26:49,842 - an old Blockbuster Video. - (whispers): I knew it. 540 00:26:49,842 --> 00:26:52,011 It doesn't matter. 541 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:56,448 He says, if the sushi's good, 542 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:58,751 people will come. 543 00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,190 But I guess my master was never a nigga from Florida. 544 00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:07,526 - Listen, brother man. - Don't give me that "brother" shit! 545 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,905 This entire dinner, 546 00:27:18,905 --> 00:27:21,708 you have been staring across the street 547 00:27:21,708 --> 00:27:23,743 at a modern-day Coon Chicken, 548 00:27:23,743 --> 00:27:27,880 served to you by an Aunt Jemima, 549 00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,049 who lies to you repeatedly, 550 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,218 telling you it is her recipe 551 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,054 and that she is benefiting from it. 552 00:27:35,054 --> 00:27:37,489 It is not her recipe. 553 00:27:37,489 --> 00:27:40,226 You know who owns that recipe? 554 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:44,230 An Italian man and his family, 555 00:27:44,230 --> 00:27:46,565 none of which have married Black. 556 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:51,070 I heard some of them even moved from New Orleans to New Jersey. 557 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,742 New... Jersey. 558 00:27:55,742 --> 00:27:57,744 ALFRED: All right, man. (laughs) 559 00:27:57,744 --> 00:27:59,746 All right, I get it. 560 00:27:59,746 --> 00:28:01,413 Oh, you get it? 561 00:28:01,413 --> 00:28:03,615 Yeah. Yeah, I-I get it. 562 00:28:03,615 --> 00:28:06,285 - You get it now? - I get it now, man. 563 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:08,955 Then eat it. 564 00:28:13,592 --> 00:28:16,428 (Alfred chuckles) 565 00:28:16,428 --> 00:28:18,965 - What? - Eat it. 566 00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:23,469 - Eat my poison fish, brother. - Al... 567 00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,207 Oh, let me guess. 568 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:30,542 You want some hot sauce to go with it, brother? 569 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,612 (laughing maniacally) 570 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:40,052 All right, man. All right, uh, you made your point, 571 00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:42,121 - Demarcus, okay? - Look outside. 572 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,330 That's the future. 573 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,332 That's our future. 574 00:28:54,366 --> 00:28:57,136 Salted and battered. 575 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:01,740 Being sold back to us in our own image. 576 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:03,342 (kids laughing) 577 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:06,578 See, the problem with us is 578 00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,215 we don't trust each other. 579 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,153 "Don't trust a Chicago nigga, 580 00:29:14,153 --> 00:29:17,189 they're shady." 581 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:20,026 "Don't believe niggas from New Orleans, 582 00:29:20,026 --> 00:29:22,228 they're slimy." 583 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:26,265 "Gotta watch out for them New York niggas. 584 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,667 They're bound to hit a lick." 585 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:33,840 We've been told time and time again 586 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,876 the only person you can trust... 587 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,851 ...is yourself. 588 00:29:44,851 --> 00:29:46,518 Right? 589 00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,962 Lock the doors. 590 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,064 What? 591 00:29:58,064 --> 00:30:01,400 (Darius yelling) 592 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,869 VAN: Darius? 593 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:04,303 - Oh, shit! - Ah! 594 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:05,872 Get in my pink Maserati. It's outside. Go, go, go, go! 595 00:30:05,872 --> 00:30:09,141 - Hey, thanks again! - (overlapping shouting) 596 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:12,644 ("Dream of a Lifetime" by Marvin Gaye playing) 597 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,214 Fight me! Fight me! 598 00:30:15,214 --> 00:30:18,217 (engine revs) 599 00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:21,287 ♪ 600 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:36,302 ♪ 601 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:43,309 ♪ 602 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:52,818 ♪ 603 00:30:54,153 --> 00:30:56,822 ♪ 604 00:31:09,969 --> 00:31:11,370 (laughing) Oh, shit. 605 00:31:11,370 --> 00:31:13,205 That was the best Popeyes 606 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:15,607 - I've ever had in my life. - It was good, right? 607 00:31:15,607 --> 00:31:17,876 ALFRED: Oh, my God, yo. 608 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:19,946 Food tastes better when you think you're about to die. 609 00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:22,481 ALBERT: Oh, my God, man, that shit is so true. 610 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,550 I was kind of scared, though. 611 00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:27,053 You know that this, technically, is all your fault. 612 00:31:27,053 --> 00:31:28,955 - (laughter) - I'm just playin'. 613 00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:34,293 Hey, D, where the fuck you get that car from, man? 614 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:37,296 (laughs) I stole it. 615 00:31:37,296 --> 00:31:40,066 - (laughter) - This nigga. 616 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:43,335 - What you mean? - What do you mean, man? 617 00:31:43,335 --> 00:31:46,538 I stole it from the valet. Yeah. 618 00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:49,241 - The... - EARN: What? 619 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,342 Nigga, you had us 620 00:31:50,342 --> 00:31:52,078 - in a stolen car? - Are you serious? 621 00:31:52,078 --> 00:31:53,345 VAN: You can get in trouble for that. 622 00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:54,680 Nah, I'm not worried about getting in trouble. 623 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,148 I'm still in the tank. 624 00:31:58,050 --> 00:32:00,252 - What? - (Earn groans) 625 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,022 Darius, you're not in the tank. 626 00:32:03,022 --> 00:32:05,691 I am. 627 00:32:05,691 --> 00:32:08,027 No, you're not in the tank. 628 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:11,163 You're really here, and we're really your friends. 629 00:32:11,163 --> 00:32:14,000 Maybe it's just, uh, my dream, 630 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,103 and you are just in it. 631 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,904 Always have been. 632 00:32:21,873 --> 00:32:24,543 (slurping) 633 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:26,712 Uh, well, okay. 634 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:30,449 Um... hey, y'all wanna smoke some of my weed? 635 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,950 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 636 00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:32,951 ALFRED: Yeah, let's do it, man. 637 00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,353 No better time than now. 638 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,389 Don't worry, man, it's gonna be fine. 639 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:38,524 Ah, well... 640 00:32:38,524 --> 00:32:41,360 Just, I don't... 641 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,396 Hey, look. Hey, you rollin'. 642 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,399 - Whew. - EARN: Do you know how to roll one? 643 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:50,036 Ah, she knows. I'll meet you out there, man. 644 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,040 - Hey, man. - Huh? 645 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,374 - You wanna come? - Oh, yeah, I'm coming. I'm coming. 646 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:59,478 I will join you out there. Just wait for me, sir. 647 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,547 - All right, well... - Yeah. 648 00:33:01,547 --> 00:33:03,149 - All right. - Go. 649 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:05,251 All right, man. 650 00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,388 - ALFRED: Oh, no. - EARN: How long is it gonna take? 651 00:33:09,388 --> 00:33:10,722 I don't even know, man. 652 00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:13,392 That's why I ain't even part of that shit. 653 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:15,894 ♪ 654 00:33:20,066 --> 00:33:21,667 (insects chirping) 655 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,736 (indistinct chatter, laughter) 656 00:33:36,082 --> 00:33:37,583 ...is to make a decision 657 00:33:37,583 --> 00:33:38,950 as to whether or not... 658 00:33:38,950 --> 00:33:40,952 (sighs) 659 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:48,927 (sirens wailing nearby) 660 00:33:55,801 --> 00:34:01,707 There's a song that I sing ♪ 661 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:05,043 Whenever I'm sad ♪ 662 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,946 Feeling bad ♪ 663 00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:14,286 There's a place in my head ♪ 664 00:34:14,286 --> 00:34:20,326 ♪ That I go when I'm feeling low ♪ 665 00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,666 I can trust in the melody ♪ 666 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,902 In the song I can find me ♪ 667 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:35,974 ♪ Ever since I lost you, I've been so lost, too ♪ 668 00:34:35,974 --> 00:34:39,345 In our love there is harmony ♪ 669 00:34:39,345 --> 00:34:44,150 ♪ And I want to see this love through with you ♪ 670 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:52,691 There is a song you can sing ♪ 671 00:34:52,691 --> 00:34:55,527 There's a quiet place ♪ 672 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:58,164 All you got to do is space ♪ 673 00:34:58,164 --> 00:35:01,367 There's a song ♪ 674 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:04,170 That I sing ♪ 675 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:07,339 Whenever I'm sad ♪ 676 00:35:07,339 --> 00:35:10,376 Feeling bad. ♪ 677 00:35:19,518 --> 00:35:21,587 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 678 00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,527 What's so great in Atlanta 679 00:35:28,527 --> 00:35:30,196 that you can't just leave it behind? 680 00:35:31,197 --> 00:35:35,201 (shouting) Oh! We outside! 681 00:35:35,201 --> 00:35:37,303 - (screams) - I watch Criminal Minds, 682 00:35:37,303 --> 00:35:39,405 and I know when someone's up to something twisted. 683 00:35:39,405 --> 00:35:41,240 - (siren blaring) - Oh, my goodness. 684 00:35:44,543 --> 00:35:46,545 - Hey, wait, man. Wait, wait, wait. - Wake up! 685 00:35:46,545 --> 00:35:47,713 (screams) 686 00:35:49,047 --> 00:35:50,882 Oh, this feel illegal as hell. 687 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,919 ANNOUNCER: FX's Atlanta, the final season. 688 00:35:58,224 --> 00:35:59,825 (chanting) Wrexham! Wrexham! Wrexham! 689 00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:01,893 Well, hello there, Wrexham. 690 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:05,063 RADIO HOST: I've got Ryan Reynolds and Rob McElhenney, 691 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:07,733 he new owners of Wrexham A.F.C.t 692 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,901 - You feel like you know what you're doing? - Absolutely not. 693 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,770 (cheering) 694 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:14,473 Football's more than a game to the people of this town. 695 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,408 MCELHENNEY: There is a version of the story 696 00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:19,077 where it doesn't work and we are villains. 697 00:36:19,077 --> 00:36:20,579 REYNOLDS: It's gonna work. 698 00:36:20,579 --> 00:36:22,981 ANNOUNCER: FX's Welcome to Wrexham. 699 00:36:23,081 --> 00:36:24,783 Now streaming. 700 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,758 I'm looking for one of you to take the mantle of leadership. 701 00:36:32,758 --> 00:36:34,760 It shall be I who leads. 702 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:37,696 - [groans] - FYI, Cyril, this jungle has trees. 703 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:39,998 Archer, what are you doing? 704 00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:41,667 I'm just embracing my new philosophy 705 00:36:41,767 --> 00:36:43,435 of doing what I want when I want. 706 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,104 Archer, you're gonna get us all killed. 707 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,807 - PAM: Well, at least he'll die oing what he loves.d - ARCHER: Whoo-hoo! 708 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:52,444 - Being an idiot. - ARCHER: Whoo! 709 00:36:52,444 --> 00:36:54,012 ANNOUNCER: FX's Archer. 710 00:36:54,112 --> 00:36:56,448 Now streaming.