1 00:01:10,857 --> 00:01:12,291 Hold the doors! 2 00:01:14,196 --> 00:01:18,900 Thanks, I thought I was going to miss my train. 3 00:01:21,271 --> 00:01:24,809 Hey, termin, the guy says we're in his train. 4 00:01:26,647 --> 00:01:30,016 You really should label the things you own. 5 00:01:30,018 --> 00:01:32,086 I do. 6 00:01:42,869 --> 00:01:46,240 Um, I really don't think you should be doing this. 7 00:01:46,242 --> 00:01:48,476 Please stop! 8 00:01:48,478 --> 00:01:49,945 Please, I beg you! 9 00:01:49,947 --> 00:01:51,980 What do you say, crew? 10 00:01:51,982 --> 00:01:54,785 Since he asked so nicely. 11 00:02:04,332 --> 00:02:07,604 Oh, oh... 12 00:02:07,606 --> 00:02:09,773 You're not laughing. 13 00:02:09,775 --> 00:02:11,208 He's not laughing. 14 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:13,077 Maybe we should share a few smiles, 15 00:02:13,079 --> 00:02:15,080 just to encourage him. 16 00:02:22,125 --> 00:02:23,358 Aah! 17 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,794 Well, crew, 18 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:27,364 we've brightened the life of just one more bored citizen. 19 00:02:27,366 --> 00:02:30,001 Our work here is done. 20 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:45,157 Oh! Aah! Uhh! 21 00:02:45,159 --> 00:02:46,558 Keep smiling! 22 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,116 Oh! 23 00:03:31,456 --> 00:03:33,058 Aah! 24 00:03:34,159 --> 00:03:35,160 Slag it! 25 00:03:50,550 --> 00:03:52,285 Jokerz! 26 00:04:00,064 --> 00:04:02,099 So, termin, where to next? 27 00:04:02,101 --> 00:04:04,769 Later. I'm crashing. 28 00:04:04,771 --> 00:04:06,639 What's the matter, fearless leader? 29 00:04:06,641 --> 00:04:08,074 Need your beauty sleep? 30 00:04:17,790 --> 00:04:19,792 Aah! 31 00:04:19,794 --> 00:04:21,860 Don't make fun of me. 32 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,529 M-hmm! 33 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,499 Good. 34 00:04:25,501 --> 00:04:26,901 Aah! 35 00:04:40,788 --> 00:04:43,625 Uh-oh, the g.A.T. Scores are in. 36 00:04:43,627 --> 00:04:46,095 I don't even want to know what I got. 37 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:51,435 Hey, Max, what's your I.D.? 38 00:04:51,437 --> 00:04:53,438 The last prime number before my birth year. 39 00:04:58,313 --> 00:05:01,650 2400! You got a perfect score! 40 00:05:01,652 --> 00:05:03,653 Yeah, well, it's just a number. 41 00:05:03,655 --> 00:05:04,822 It doesn't mean anything. 42 00:05:04,824 --> 00:05:05,823 Believe me, Terry, 43 00:05:05,825 --> 00:05:07,392 you're just as smart as I am. 44 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:08,961 Think so, huh? 45 00:05:08,963 --> 00:05:10,063 Let's see what he got. 46 00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:14,702 Incomplete? 47 00:05:14,704 --> 00:05:17,439 How do you get an incomplete on the g.A.T.S? 48 00:05:17,441 --> 00:05:18,507 Some emergency. 49 00:05:18,509 --> 00:05:19,910 I had to leave before the test was over. 50 00:05:19,912 --> 00:05:21,612 Sometimes I get the feeling 51 00:05:21,614 --> 00:05:24,083 you arrange for these emergencies. 52 00:05:27,021 --> 00:05:29,389 Near perfect score, Carter. Way to go! 53 00:05:29,391 --> 00:05:32,527 Yeah, well, class president has to set an example. 54 00:05:32,529 --> 00:05:33,696 With scores like that, 55 00:05:33,698 --> 00:05:35,732 you're a shoo-in for valedictorian. 56 00:05:35,734 --> 00:05:37,434 Yeah, a shoo-in. 57 00:05:37,436 --> 00:05:39,637 So what if you didn't get top score? 58 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:40,940 What? 59 00:05:45,814 --> 00:05:49,218 Hey, Max, congrats on the top score! 60 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:51,687 No big whoop. It's just a test. 61 00:05:51,689 --> 00:05:53,824 Oh, don't be so modest, Max. 62 00:05:53,826 --> 00:05:55,627 Judging by your g.A.T.S, 63 00:05:55,629 --> 00:05:56,862 I'd say you could give Carter here 64 00:05:56,864 --> 00:05:58,564 a run for valedictorian if you wanted. 65 00:06:07,211 --> 00:06:08,511 What's that? 66 00:06:08,513 --> 00:06:10,748 The results of a compiler program I've written. 67 00:06:10,750 --> 00:06:12,584 About Batman? 68 00:06:12,586 --> 00:06:17,457 Yeah, I needed a hobby, and it beats macramé. 69 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:19,928 I hacked my I.D. So that I can stay after hours 70 00:06:19,930 --> 00:06:20,997 to work on it. 71 00:06:20,999 --> 00:06:22,331 The program searches the grid 72 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,101 for specific information about Batman. 73 00:06:24,103 --> 00:06:27,238 He's between 5'6 and 6 feet, 74 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,608 between 16 and 36. 75 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:31,244 How can he be that young, 76 00:06:31,246 --> 00:06:32,647 if he's been around for so long? 77 00:06:32,649 --> 00:06:35,150 I figure the guy that's been around lately 78 00:06:35,152 --> 00:06:36,986 is a brand-new bat. 79 00:06:36,988 --> 00:06:39,522 A lot of people would fit this description. 80 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:41,025 Maybe. But every day, 81 00:06:41,027 --> 00:06:42,027 another bit of data 82 00:06:42,029 --> 00:06:43,394 helps narrow it down. 83 00:06:43,396 --> 00:06:45,264 Eventually, I'll have the guy pegged. 84 00:06:45,266 --> 00:06:46,399 If it is a guy. 85 00:06:46,401 --> 00:06:47,467 He's a guy, 86 00:06:47,469 --> 00:06:49,337 and he's connected to our school. 87 00:06:49,339 --> 00:06:50,604 I'm sure of it. 88 00:06:50,606 --> 00:06:51,840 He's, like, a teacher? 89 00:06:51,842 --> 00:06:54,677 A teacher or a phys-ed coach 90 00:06:54,679 --> 00:06:57,315 or even a student. 91 00:07:08,699 --> 00:07:11,868 How could you have done so poorly on the g.A.T.S? 92 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,437 I got an almost perfect score. 93 00:07:13,439 --> 00:07:17,043 "Almost" doesn't get you ahead in life, dearest. 94 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:19,779 "Almost" gets you almost. 95 00:07:19,781 --> 00:07:21,749 Only one student got higher. 96 00:07:21,751 --> 00:07:25,221 Well, that would make you the winning loser, wouldn't it? 97 00:07:25,223 --> 00:07:26,422 And if that's good enough for you, 98 00:07:26,424 --> 00:07:27,692 then I can see why my opinion 99 00:07:27,694 --> 00:07:30,028 doesn't mean much to you, either. 100 00:07:52,093 --> 00:07:55,831 Vidphone, speed dial 6. 101 00:07:55,833 --> 00:07:57,099 Yo. 102 00:07:57,101 --> 00:07:59,169 I have a little business to take care of tonight. 103 00:07:59,171 --> 00:08:01,039 After hours at hill high. 104 00:08:01,041 --> 00:08:03,442 Don't worry, we'll be there. 105 00:08:06,047 --> 00:08:07,581 Terminal. 106 00:08:25,341 --> 00:08:27,543 So much for the g.A.T. Scores. 107 00:08:30,314 --> 00:08:32,417 Can we go home now? 108 00:08:32,419 --> 00:08:35,187 I haven't been in school since sixth grade. 109 00:08:35,189 --> 00:08:36,389 It creeps me out. 110 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:39,126 Just one more bit of electro-vandalism. 111 00:08:52,447 --> 00:08:55,416 Little miss perfect score. 112 00:08:55,418 --> 00:08:56,817 Let's see what else... 113 00:08:56,819 --> 00:08:58,520 valedictorian? 114 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,160 Oh, I don't think so. 115 00:09:04,897 --> 00:09:07,166 It blipped you. 116 00:09:07,168 --> 00:09:09,269 There's more than one way to interface. 117 00:09:14,377 --> 00:09:16,379 I hear they jolted all the vidscreens. 118 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,047 Jokerz. 119 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:20,050 Stupid, random destruction. 120 00:09:20,052 --> 00:09:21,219 Not so random. 121 00:09:21,221 --> 00:09:22,387 Look at the damage. 122 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:24,490 They were picking their targets. 123 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,560 You're saying they're students here? 124 00:09:27,562 --> 00:09:28,963 At least one of them is. 125 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:31,400 Maybe I could rewrite my Batman search program 126 00:09:31,402 --> 00:09:33,871 to look for the students most likely to be jokerz. 127 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:36,274 So you'd stop looking for Batman? 128 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,243 Are you sure you want to do that? 129 00:09:43,618 --> 00:09:45,253 I am now. 130 00:09:57,371 --> 00:09:59,707 May I see your passes, please, kids? 131 00:09:59,709 --> 00:10:02,110 Look who's playing hall monitor! 132 00:10:03,312 --> 00:10:04,948 Care to explain what you're doing here? 133 00:10:04,950 --> 00:10:07,018 Actually, no. 134 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,656 Unh! 135 00:11:15,015 --> 00:11:18,152 What are you doing with this? 136 00:11:18,154 --> 00:11:20,489 I use it to scrape bugs off my windshield. 137 00:11:20,491 --> 00:11:22,425 Guess it isn't working. You're still here. 138 00:11:22,427 --> 00:11:24,027 You've been breaking into school lockers. 139 00:11:24,029 --> 00:11:25,529 Why? 140 00:11:25,531 --> 00:11:29,000 Just her locker, to send a message. She's a threat. 141 00:11:29,002 --> 00:11:32,005 Because she can finger you clowns beneath your greasepaint? 142 00:11:32,007 --> 00:11:33,708 Don't know nothing about that. 143 00:11:33,710 --> 00:11:34,909 I just do what I'm told. 144 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:37,146 Tell your boss to back off. 145 00:11:37,148 --> 00:11:38,715 I'll get Max off his tail. 146 00:11:38,717 --> 00:11:42,119 You think you can relay that message for me? 147 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:45,457 Yeah, but you might have to give us a tow back to the school. 148 00:11:45,459 --> 00:11:46,692 That's where we left him. 149 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:02,281 Hello? Anybody there? 150 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:18,304 How many custodians does it take to clean a school? 151 00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:21,175 None, twip. 152 00:12:21,177 --> 00:12:23,711 It's all done by machines. 153 00:12:23,713 --> 00:12:26,015 Just a squirt of oil and a recharge, 154 00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:28,119 and they keep the place spotless. 155 00:12:28,121 --> 00:12:31,189 And cleanliness is so important, don't you think? 156 00:12:31,191 --> 00:12:33,259 That's why I've replaced the standard cleaning fluid 157 00:12:33,261 --> 00:12:34,894 with something a little stronger... 158 00:12:38,334 --> 00:12:39,902 Acid! 159 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,527 Batman, wait! 160 00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:06,873 Max! 161 00:13:06,875 --> 00:13:09,310 Are you all right? The hallway's a mess of goo! 162 00:13:09,312 --> 00:13:13,482 Yeah, I must have accidentally tripped some kind of joker trap. 163 00:13:13,484 --> 00:13:15,051 It was no accident. 164 00:13:15,053 --> 00:13:16,887 This trap wasn't meant for just anyone. 165 00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:19,190 The jokerz are after you. 166 00:13:19,192 --> 00:13:20,525 What? 167 00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:22,061 Why? 168 00:13:22,063 --> 00:13:23,830 Your search program, Max. You've gotta shut it down, 169 00:13:23,832 --> 00:13:25,533 for your own safety! 170 00:13:27,904 --> 00:13:30,573 Please, just trust me on this one, ok? 171 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:34,412 Ok. 172 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,416 I'm gonna go make sure there's no one else in the building. 173 00:13:41,256 --> 00:13:44,593 Drag program "Max joker 1" to trash and empty. 174 00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:47,197 Transferring program. 175 00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:49,500 Transferring completed, datafile. 176 00:13:49,502 --> 00:13:51,036 Complete? 177 00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,971 No, wait! Cancel delete command. 178 00:13:52,973 --> 00:13:54,040 Recover data! 179 00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,243 Do you wish a printout of students 180 00:13:56,245 --> 00:13:58,113 whose records match your parameters? 181 00:13:58,115 --> 00:14:00,015 You bet I do! 182 00:14:08,461 --> 00:14:11,565 My God, I don't believe it! 183 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,634 Terry! 184 00:14:15,205 --> 00:14:17,641 A joker? 185 00:14:25,986 --> 00:14:27,587 Hey, Max! 186 00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,460 Are you ok? 187 00:14:31,462 --> 00:14:33,329 You hardly said a word walking home last night. 188 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,065 I was looking over my shoulder. 189 00:14:35,067 --> 00:14:37,902 I had the weirdest feeling there was a joker nearby. 190 00:14:37,904 --> 00:14:39,572 They won't bother you anymore. 191 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,341 I promise. 192 00:14:41,343 --> 00:14:43,109 I guess you'd know. 193 00:14:43,111 --> 00:14:44,878 What? 194 00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,448 Terry, you coming or not? 195 00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:48,917 Hang on. 196 00:14:48,919 --> 00:14:50,320 We'll talk later, ok, Max? 197 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,957 I suppose I owe you that much. 198 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:53,858 But, I... 199 00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:03,305 Terry, meet me at the Gotham park water fountain 200 00:15:03,307 --> 00:15:06,877 at 8:00 tonight to talk, or I blow your secret wide open. 201 00:15:06,879 --> 00:15:09,681 That should get his attention. 202 00:15:23,267 --> 00:15:24,302 Terry? 203 00:15:26,406 --> 00:15:28,207 I should have known. 204 00:15:28,209 --> 00:15:31,678 Looky, looky. It's miss perfect 2400. 205 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,649 The luckiest girl on the face of the planet, 206 00:15:34,651 --> 00:15:37,654 until now. 207 00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:45,765 I'm slagged. 208 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,735 I'm going straight to sleep. 209 00:15:49,605 --> 00:15:52,942 You'd never catch me going to bed at 8:00 if I didn't have to. 210 00:15:52,944 --> 00:15:55,212 You would if you worked for Mr. Wayne. 211 00:15:55,214 --> 00:15:57,248 Twip. 212 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,723 Ooh, someone's got e-mail! 213 00:16:02,725 --> 00:16:05,092 Probably a love note from Dana. 214 00:16:08,332 --> 00:16:09,699 Aah! 215 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:12,303 Scram, armpit! 216 00:16:20,449 --> 00:16:21,683 Oh, no. 217 00:16:22,819 --> 00:16:24,553 That's right, Maxine. 218 00:16:24,555 --> 00:16:26,523 I know who you are. 219 00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:28,660 I know who you are, too, 220 00:16:28,662 --> 00:16:29,594 Terry! 221 00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:32,265 Mcginnis? Ha ha ha! 222 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,200 She thinks I'm mcginnis. 223 00:16:36,406 --> 00:16:38,072 I know he's one of you! 224 00:16:38,074 --> 00:16:39,908 He told you I'd be here! 225 00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,745 No one told us anything. 226 00:16:41,747 --> 00:16:43,413 We've been following you. 227 00:16:43,415 --> 00:16:45,550 To finish off what we started. 228 00:16:45,552 --> 00:16:47,252 Because of this? 229 00:16:47,254 --> 00:16:49,790 Annnhh! Wrong again! 230 00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,926 I don't care about your data-crunching. 231 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,329 I have a more personal reason for wanting you gone. 232 00:16:54,331 --> 00:16:56,466 Who are you? 233 00:16:56,468 --> 00:17:00,003 Me, I'm the best. 234 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:04,577 Help! Somebody help! 235 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:06,547 Who do you think's gonna hear you, maxie? 236 00:17:06,549 --> 00:17:09,083 Who do you think's gonna come to help you? 237 00:17:09,085 --> 00:17:10,152 Me! 238 00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:17,463 Run! 239 00:17:17,465 --> 00:17:18,631 You called it! 240 00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:21,868 Not what I meant. 241 00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:42,264 Come out, come out, wherever you... 242 00:17:46,070 --> 00:17:47,571 Why, you little... 243 00:17:54,348 --> 00:17:55,650 Max! 244 00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:00,824 Forget about me, Batman. 245 00:18:00,826 --> 00:18:02,025 You got the girl, trey? 246 00:18:02,027 --> 00:18:04,529 Yeah, I got her. 247 00:18:04,531 --> 00:18:06,599 Good. 248 00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,434 Carter? 249 00:18:31,436 --> 00:18:33,737 Carter Wilson? 250 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,784 Well, I guess that blows it for Carter. 251 00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:44,786 He'll never be valedictorian now. 252 00:18:44,788 --> 00:18:45,788 Sure he will. 253 00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:48,358 Of juvie hall! 254 00:18:49,928 --> 00:18:52,163 I always knew Carter was a loser. 255 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:55,835 Yeah, me, too. A loser. 256 00:18:59,441 --> 00:19:02,111 I guess I'm not as good a programmer as I thought. 257 00:19:02,113 --> 00:19:05,649 Carter wasn't even on my list of possible jokerz. 258 00:19:05,651 --> 00:19:07,719 But you were. 259 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,058 Wait, you don't think... 260 00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:15,463 I did. But now I know the truth. 261 00:19:20,471 --> 00:19:22,473 What are you gonna do about it? 262 00:19:22,475 --> 00:19:24,743 First thing I'm going to do is go cover my tracks, 263 00:19:24,745 --> 00:19:25,912 so no one else can figure out... 264 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,614 You know. 265 00:19:29,617 --> 00:19:31,385 It's been taken care of. 266 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:32,888 By whom? 267 00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:35,091 A friend. 268 00:19:35,093 --> 00:19:37,428 He's a real expert in covering tracks. 269 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:40,432 This changes everything, you know. 270 00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:41,835 Maybe for the better. 271 00:19:41,837 --> 00:19:44,438 At least now, you're not alone with your secret. 272 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,340 You have someone to talk to. 273 00:19:46,342 --> 00:19:49,077 Someone who can help you out sometimes if you need it. 274 00:19:49,079 --> 00:19:51,180 Help me out? How? 275 00:19:51,182 --> 00:19:52,683 So where were you last night? 276 00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:54,619 You told me you had a free evening! 277 00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:57,456 Did the great Mr. Wayne snap his fingers for you again? 278 00:19:57,458 --> 00:19:59,225 Or did you just forget? 279 00:19:59,227 --> 00:20:00,861 I'm sorry, Dana. It was my fault. 280 00:20:00,863 --> 00:20:03,365 I was supposed to sit with Matt, but I had to cancel. 281 00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,700 Terry got stuck babysitting. 282 00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,839 Oh. Well, babysitting. 283 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,709 I guess that's all right. 284 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:12,377 Family does come first. 285 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:15,149 We'll make it up... 286 00:20:16,584 --> 00:20:19,054 Somehow. 287 00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:23,393 Maybe this could work out after all. 288 00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:26,497 Just one thing, mcginnis. 289 00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:28,967 You call me Robin, and I'm outta here. 290 00:20:28,969 --> 00:20:30,403 No problem... 291 00:20:30,405 --> 00:20:31,638 Alfred. 292 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:35,142 Alfred?