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As Batman,
you must handle the widely varied tactics

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of your criminal adversaries.

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Some will try to distract you
with bizarre gimmicks.

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Hah!

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Learn to use their weapons
against them.

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Huh!

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These quirks have a pattern.

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Recognizing them
is the key to winning.

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Aargh!

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Ha!

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Unh! Oof!

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Not too shabby, huh?

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Better, though your execution
could use more...

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Finesse.

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Hey, gets the job done.

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Speaking of jobs,

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yours is to get a replacement
for this one after school.

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So I tell this chick,
"sure, I'll call...

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When I'm desperate."

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Nel-son.

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How-ard.

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Unh. Hope you didn't
break your hand.

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What do you want?

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Big party at my place
this weekend.

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Parents are out of town.

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And, hey, it's gonna be wild.

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See you guys there, right?

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Doubtful.

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Great. Cool. Friday night.

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So I tell this guy,
"sure, we can date...

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When I'm desperate."

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Yo, blade, Chelsea.

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I guess I'll be seein'
you ladies at my shway party this Friday.

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A party?
Who else is going?

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Well, I just spoke to Nelson

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and... Some other guys,

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and, you know,
a lot of other kids.

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Their names escape me
at the moment.

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Super. See you there.

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Social meltdown.

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It's too painful
to watch.

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Hey, guys, I think we're lookin'
at a packed house on Friday.

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Relax, Howard.
Forget the "a" list. It's degrading.

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Only politicians chase after
people who don't like them.

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Terry, Max,
and I are definitely going to be there.

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Think of it as quality
over quantity.

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Gotta run.
Small, intimate party might be fun.

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I appreciate what
you guys were saying,

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but I still want
a cool girlfriend

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like Chelsea or blade.

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Then kids
would come to me.

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It's a sign that
you're somebody.

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Somebody pretty shallow.

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Shallow but popular.

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Hey, the boss' car.
How about a lift?

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Sure, if you don't mind
a side trip.

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I have to run an errand
for Mr. Wayne.

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Aw, if I had wheels
like these,

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I'd get more girls
than a rock star.

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I did mention the whole
shallow thing, didn't I?

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Yes, Mr. Wayne's
special order is ready.

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He, uh, certainly goes through
a lot of these synthoids.

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You know old folks.
Always breaking stuff.

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You'll have to sign federal
clearance form s-29y.

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It's a new one.

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Paperwork makes the world go round.
I'll be right back.

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This place is great.

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Skip? Louie.

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You can stop worrying about
those lonely weekends.

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Your custom order's ready.

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Heh. Thought you'd be.
Everything you wanted.

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Blonde, dimples,
the works.

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Oh, brunette? My mistake.

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Delivery's tonight.
Behave yourself.

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Hey, drifty,
you got a purpose?

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I'm here to pick up
a special order.

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Ahh, you want a custom job.

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Something like that little
synthoid number over there?

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Sure, sure, yeah.
I mean, can you?

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Well, legally, no.

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But for the right price,
I'd shave a coyote.

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Will this be enough?

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Oh, yeah.

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Tell me what you want,
and I'll make it happen.

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Personality-wise, she's gotta
be completely devoted to me.

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100% loyal.

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Physically, around 5'7",

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red hair, medium length,

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and the coolest
green eyes.

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What's your name, doll?

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I don't know.

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First-day jitters, huh?

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Hill high can be friendly,
if you've got the right friends.

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No, thanks. I'm only
interested in him.

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Excuse me, Nelson.
She's out of your league.

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Your friend got a name,
groote?

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Synth-thia.

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Gotta run.

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No way a nimbus like groote
deserves a shway babe like that.

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I'm gonna have to put him
in his place.

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You in here, groote?
Come on out, Howie.

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I wanna talk to ya.

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Aah!

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Nelson's pretty banged up.

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Good thing he was still
wearing his hockey pads.

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Otherwise, he might have
been killed.

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How weird.

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I mean, lockers
don't just fall over.

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Why dwell on it?
Besides,

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Nelson didn't seem like a
very nice guy to begin with.

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Brrr.

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That girl's subarctic.

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Are you nuts? This is
the boys' locker room.

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Yeah, I can smell
the mildew.

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What's up?

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Check this out.

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Hand prints?

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They don't look big enough
to knock over lockers.

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No fingerprints, either.

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Maybe he wore gloves
or something.

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Ter, you gotta
get me out of here.

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How?

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I don't know.
Think of something.

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I'll let Mr. silverstein
know you'll be late.

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You are so dead,
mcginnis.

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Like I was saying,

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kickoff time for the party
of the century...

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my party...
is 8 P.M. tonight.

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When it ends is up to you.

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If you're not too busy
being Mr. host,

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maybe I can pry you away
from Cynthia for a dance.

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You're talking
to Howard groote.

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All things are possible.

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My notebook!

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I'm very sorry, Howard.

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You know I didn't mean to.

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I would never do
anything to upset you.

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That's ok. It happens.

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They don't make plastics
like they used to.

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See you tonight, Howie.

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Nice view, huh?

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You wouldn't be the jealous type,
would you, Cynthia?

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Excuse me.
I've known Howard for quite awhile.

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How long have you known him?

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All my life.

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Come on, Cynthia,
who are you?

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Where do you come from?
What's the real deal with you and Howard?

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I'm very devoted
to Howard.

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100% loyal.

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Unh! Ooh!

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Aah!

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No way.

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A synthoid?

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Looks that way.

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I didn't know
they made androids

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that could
double for people.

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They're not supposed to.

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I'm gonna have to
check it out.

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When you get to the party,
keep an eye on Cynthia, ok?

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Oh, and let Dana know
I'll be a little late.

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You live dangerously,
mcginnis.

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So I said... whoa!

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Yes, Mr. drago,
that's no problem.

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All six can look like
keno girls.

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Uh-huh, we're very discreet.

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But I'm a big blabbermouth.

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Your little sideline's
over, pal.

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You oughtta look into getting a synthoid,
bat freak.

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It'll give you something
to do on Friday night.

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Come on, right now!
Let's finish it.

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What's the matter, no guts?

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Wait a minute.

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Whoa!

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Hey, hey, hey.
You got me.

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Can't we
work something out?

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Maybe I could give you
a little tip

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or something
to forget all of this.

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Let me give you a tip.

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Get a good lawyer.

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Maybe you can walk me home.

181
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We won't have to walk.

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That's right,
10 goals in one game.

183
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But you lost.

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I think it was
barton buger who said...

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Hey, Howard, we should
double date sometime.

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I'd be up for that.

187
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Actually, I'd be interested
in single dating you anytime.

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I'll try to squeeze you in.

189
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Aah! Unh.

190
00:13:55,395 --> 00:13:58,798
Whoa, Cynthia, come on.
It was nothing.

191
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Take it easy, girl.

192
00:14:00,668 --> 00:14:02,467
Ow! Oof!

193
00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:04,336
That's enough!

194
00:14:04,338 --> 00:14:06,605
You and I are gonna
have a little talk.

195
00:14:06,607 --> 00:14:09,374
Hey, Howie,
great cheese dingles.

196
00:14:09,376 --> 00:14:12,111
Where are you two going,
private party?

197
00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:15,047
Huh. Yeah... Sure.

198
00:14:15,049 --> 00:14:17,483
I'm goin' to jail.

199
00:14:20,754 --> 00:14:22,755
Pick up, Louie.

200
00:14:22,757 --> 00:14:25,257
I need a little
support service here.

201
00:14:25,259 --> 00:14:27,326
You don't like me
anymore.

202
00:14:27,328 --> 00:14:28,961
I do, Cynthia.

203
00:14:28,963 --> 00:14:31,063
I just have to fix something
in your command processor

204
00:14:31,065 --> 00:14:32,731
so you don't
shove people around.

205
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,734
But I am what you
wanted me to be, Howard.

206
00:14:35,736 --> 00:14:38,838
I just didn't mean
quite so intense.

207
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,105
You're hurting people.

208
00:14:40,107 --> 00:14:42,141
We won't need
other people.

209
00:14:42,143 --> 00:14:44,743
You're my only
reason for being.

210
00:14:44,745 --> 00:14:46,979
I'd go to pieces
without you.

211
00:14:46,981 --> 00:14:48,747
Cynthia. Cynthia!

212
00:14:48,749 --> 00:14:51,450
Keep your hands
to your... Cynthia!

213
00:14:51,452 --> 00:14:52,751
Go, Howard.

214
00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:54,987
We can be together
forever.

215
00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:58,624
Forever's a long time.
A real long time.

216
00:14:58,626 --> 00:15:00,258
And I'm kinda young.

217
00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,795
Which means we'll have
even more time together.

218
00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:05,530
Cynthia, listen.
We have to talk.

219
00:15:05,532 --> 00:15:08,801
The fact is, this relationship
isn't working.

220
00:15:08,803 --> 00:15:10,636
You're way too possessive.

221
00:15:10,638 --> 00:15:13,539
It was great in the beginning,
but now, I...

222
00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:15,541
You what?

223
00:15:15,543 --> 00:15:17,042
I want to see
other girls.

224
00:15:19,879 --> 00:15:21,514
Oh, this isn't good.

225
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:25,551
Sounds like you really
got her wound up.

226
00:15:25,553 --> 00:15:28,187
You don't know
the half of it. Aah!

227
00:15:31,325 --> 00:15:32,892
Aah!
Aah!

228
00:15:36,097 --> 00:15:37,997
This chick was... hey!

229
00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:39,532
Ok, that's it.

230
00:15:39,534 --> 00:15:41,634
No more nachos.

231
00:15:41,636 --> 00:15:43,469
Party's over. Get out.

232
00:15:43,471 --> 00:15:45,470
What's going on, man?
Party's just started.

233
00:15:48,308 --> 00:15:50,242
Howard, you can't
do this to me.

234
00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:55,281
Cynthia, please.

235
00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:03,456
Ok, robo-bim, round 2.

236
00:16:16,269 --> 00:16:19,238
Down, girlfriend. Huh.

237
00:16:23,477 --> 00:16:28,480
Uh, hope I wasn't out of line
with that robo-bim crack.

238
00:16:28,482 --> 00:16:30,782
Unh. Ahh... Aah!

239
00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:32,351
Ooh. Unh.

240
00:16:48,635 --> 00:16:51,536
That's one way
out of a bad date.

241
00:16:55,475 --> 00:16:57,343
Grrr...

242
00:16:57,345 --> 00:16:59,145
Whoa.
Uh-oh.

243
00:17:11,224 --> 00:17:13,025
Hyah!
Unh.

244
00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:17,263
It's so shway.

245
00:17:17,265 --> 00:17:20,132
Cynthia's a robot, and
Batman's kicking her butt.

246
00:17:21,702 --> 00:17:23,235
Hyah! Ah!

247
00:18:08,782 --> 00:18:11,383
Cynthia, can't we
work something out?

248
00:18:11,385 --> 00:18:13,119
Just because
I wanna date others

249
00:18:13,121 --> 00:18:15,454
doesn't mean we can't
occasionally see each other.

250
00:18:15,456 --> 00:18:17,790
Howard,
don't you understand?

251
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:20,059
I was created for you.

252
00:18:20,061 --> 00:18:22,228
I know,
but people change.

253
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,929
Synthoids get reprogrammed.

254
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,597
These things happen.

255
00:18:25,599 --> 00:18:27,299
We can still be friends.

256
00:18:27,301 --> 00:18:29,168
Ohh...

257
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,070
Friends?

258
00:18:31,072 --> 00:18:32,570
Friends?

259
00:18:34,407 --> 00:18:35,740
Wrong thing to say?

260
00:18:35,742 --> 00:18:37,609
Is it ever the right thing?

261
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:42,714
She's gonna blow!

262
00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:59,632
Aaahh... oof!

263
00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:00,832
Howard!

264
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:04,603
Now that is a party.
That's a great time!

265
00:19:09,175 --> 00:19:11,943
Well, been there, done that.
Let's go to another party.

266
00:19:16,015 --> 00:19:17,850
Shway party, Howard.

267
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:21,119
It takes real guts
to blow up your own home.

268
00:19:21,121 --> 00:19:24,089
Yeah, kids are gonna talk
about this night for years.

269
00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:25,891
You're a legend.

270
00:19:38,672 --> 00:19:43,041
Yo, Chelsea, I saved
that dance for you.

271
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,876
Huh!
Get a life, toy boy.

272
00:19:48,782 --> 00:19:51,550
Whoa, what the heck
happened?

273
00:19:51,552 --> 00:19:52,851
The party peaked early.

274
00:19:55,054 --> 00:19:57,156
Just look at it.

275
00:19:57,158 --> 00:19:59,424
How could this be any worse?

276
00:20:01,062 --> 00:20:02,294
Howard!

277
00:20:03,429 --> 00:20:05,030
Oh!

278
00:20:05,032 --> 00:20:06,564
See ya.

279
00:20:08,268 --> 00:20:12,738
Mom, dad, I thought you had
another week in Madrid.

280
00:20:12,740 --> 00:20:16,041
We did until you maxed out
our credit card.

281
00:20:16,043 --> 00:20:19,611
What in blazes did you
buy with it, dynamite?

282
00:20:19,613 --> 00:20:22,247
Dynamite to blow up
the house with?

283
00:20:22,249 --> 00:20:26,117
I think Howard needs some quality
time alone with his folks.

284
00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:27,753
You think
they'll ground him?

285
00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:29,421
Your mother's antique
doll collection...