1 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:35,378 It's amazing how many friends you can buy with a rich stepfather. 2 00:01:35,380 --> 00:01:38,147 Is it possible that we're just a teeny bit jealous? 3 00:01:38,149 --> 00:01:39,248 Maybe. 4 00:01:39,250 --> 00:01:41,884 Talk, talk, talk. Let's dance. 5 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,890 You sure don't do anything halfway, big Jim. 6 00:01:47,892 --> 00:01:51,060 Heh. There's no reason the Tate family shouldn't have the best, 7 00:01:51,062 --> 00:01:52,695 and as long as I'm around, 8 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:54,763 that's what it's gonna have. 9 00:01:56,299 --> 00:01:58,034 Laid off? 10 00:01:58,036 --> 00:02:01,838 Paxton powers wants to move the light weapons division into new areas. 11 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:05,207 You mean he wants to dump me and hire someone else at a lower salary? 12 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:07,276 I won't dignify that with an answer. 13 00:02:07,278 --> 00:02:09,012 Due to recent market reversals, 14 00:02:09,014 --> 00:02:11,647 your severance package, alas, will be modest. 15 00:02:11,649 --> 00:02:13,616 I built that division up from nothing. 16 00:02:13,618 --> 00:02:17,520 I was in special forces. I've got degrees in electronic and engineering! 17 00:02:17,522 --> 00:02:19,521 They'll have to hire 2 people to replace me. 18 00:02:19,523 --> 00:02:20,757 Take it easy, Jim. 19 00:02:20,759 --> 00:02:23,025 Look, Karen, I just got married. 20 00:02:23,027 --> 00:02:24,827 I'm remodeling the house. I've got alimony. 21 00:02:24,829 --> 00:02:26,362 Things are tight. 22 00:02:26,364 --> 00:02:29,064 I mean, you started out as my assistant. 23 00:02:29,066 --> 00:02:31,834 Put in a word for me. Let me outsource as a consultant 24 00:02:31,836 --> 00:02:33,536 until I can find something else. 25 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,872 There's nothing I can do. 26 00:02:42,780 --> 00:02:44,947 But the electrical contractor comes tomorrow, 27 00:02:44,949 --> 00:02:48,084 and I've got to get a check to Mr. sweem for the new drapes. 28 00:02:48,086 --> 00:02:49,752 What can I do to help, dad? 29 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:51,821 Hey, everyone stop right now. 30 00:02:51,823 --> 00:02:54,023 You're looking at the best weapons designer around. 31 00:02:54,025 --> 00:02:56,426 Other companies are already bidding for me. 32 00:02:56,428 --> 00:02:58,827 This layoff is a huge blessing. 33 00:02:58,829 --> 00:03:00,596 Now, let's stop all this panic 34 00:03:00,598 --> 00:03:01,764 and go out to dinner. 35 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:03,533 Jared's buying. 36 00:03:03,535 --> 00:03:07,269 Sorry, Jim, but the military's cutting back. 37 00:03:07,271 --> 00:03:09,905 Hey, I'm lucky to have a job. 38 00:03:09,907 --> 00:03:12,608 We've got a project coming up you'd be perfect for. 39 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,510 Can you hang on for 18 months? 40 00:03:17,213 --> 00:03:18,414 What can I say, Jim? 41 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:20,249 These cutbacks affect everyone. 42 00:03:20,251 --> 00:03:22,352 Force tech can't afford to bring you on board. 43 00:03:22,354 --> 00:03:24,420 Force tech has a short memory, istvan. 44 00:03:24,422 --> 00:03:27,156 I've helped you guys out before, under the table. 45 00:03:27,158 --> 00:03:29,291 And we paid you generously. 46 00:03:29,293 --> 00:03:32,328 Of course, there are certain 47 00:03:32,330 --> 00:03:34,630 unofficial job opportunities. 48 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,532 Like what? 49 00:03:36,534 --> 00:03:39,167 You once mentioned a sonic wave device 50 00:03:39,169 --> 00:03:40,570 that could shatter steel, 51 00:03:40,572 --> 00:03:42,671 the perfect anti-tank weapon. 52 00:03:42,673 --> 00:03:45,808 I designed it, but Wayne-powers passed on a prototype. 53 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:48,711 Force tech has contacts with a certain foreign government 54 00:03:48,713 --> 00:03:50,946 that is, oh... 55 00:03:50,948 --> 00:03:53,249 Temporarily in disfavor with the world community. 56 00:03:53,251 --> 00:03:54,917 If you were to build them a prototype, 57 00:03:54,919 --> 00:03:56,752 they would be embarrassingly grateful. 58 00:03:56,754 --> 00:03:58,588 It's not that easy. 59 00:03:58,590 --> 00:04:00,289 I'd have to steal the specifications 60 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:01,957 and build the thing from scratch. 61 00:04:01,959 --> 00:04:04,393 I understand, Jim. If it's too much, 62 00:04:04,395 --> 00:04:07,296 you can always go live on your modest severance package, 63 00:04:07,298 --> 00:04:08,897 but our client won't wait 64 00:04:08,899 --> 00:04:10,433 and neither will I. 65 00:04:10,435 --> 00:04:11,833 I need an answer now. 66 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:25,908 Yeah! 67 00:05:36,619 --> 00:05:37,920 Unh! 68 00:05:37,922 --> 00:05:39,655 Ah! 69 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,220 You're going to jail. 70 00:06:45,222 --> 00:06:47,022 Easy or hard, it's up to you. 71 00:06:47,024 --> 00:06:49,825 Hard isn't fun. 72 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,327 Unh! 73 00:06:58,768 --> 00:07:00,202 Unh! 74 00:07:01,972 --> 00:07:06,275 Aah! 75 00:07:06,277 --> 00:07:08,043 Unh! Oh... 76 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:11,947 Oh. 77 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,154 Unh! 78 00:08:23,052 --> 00:08:25,888 Untraceable, tax-free. 79 00:08:25,890 --> 00:08:27,323 A small down payment. 80 00:08:27,325 --> 00:08:28,924 Not bad. 81 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:31,360 I still need to swipe a high capacity circuit board. 82 00:08:31,362 --> 00:08:33,628 You made quite an impression on the web. 83 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:36,031 They're already calling you "the human armory." 84 00:08:36,033 --> 00:08:37,966 You build this stuff, you test it, 85 00:08:37,968 --> 00:08:40,736 but you always wonder how it'll work when the pressure's on. 86 00:08:40,738 --> 00:08:42,003 Are you satisfied? 87 00:08:42,005 --> 00:08:43,472 It was like war. 88 00:08:43,474 --> 00:08:45,274 It is a war, Jim. 89 00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:48,678 Every great conflict is centered around economic struggle. 90 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,080 Your personal battle for financial security 91 00:08:51,082 --> 00:08:52,648 is no different. 92 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:54,817 Tell that to Batman. He almost got me. 93 00:08:54,819 --> 00:08:57,619 You may have to take him out. 94 00:08:57,621 --> 00:09:00,522 After all, wars have their casualties. 95 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:10,565 Still no official comment from Wayne-powers regarding last week's break-in. 96 00:09:10,567 --> 00:09:12,434 However, sources state that armory 97 00:09:12,436 --> 00:09:14,470 may have accessed top-secret research files. 98 00:09:14,472 --> 00:09:16,738 I told those dummies to beef-up security. 99 00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:18,106 Jim, honey, 100 00:09:18,108 --> 00:09:20,809 Mr. sweem wants to knock out that old rock fireplace 101 00:09:20,811 --> 00:09:22,845 and put in Italian marble. 102 00:09:22,847 --> 00:09:25,881 I wasn't sure I'd like it, but he faxed over these designs... 103 00:09:25,883 --> 00:09:27,049 I don't care. 104 00:09:27,051 --> 00:09:28,617 It's just that, even discounted, 105 00:09:28,619 --> 00:09:30,986 the marble is going to be 20% above the bid, not including... 106 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:32,487 I don't care! 107 00:09:34,958 --> 00:09:38,227 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap. 108 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:41,530 Whatever you want, hon, I'm sure it'll look great. 109 00:09:41,532 --> 00:09:43,765 I think I'll get some work done out back. 110 00:09:43,767 --> 00:09:45,000 See you later. 111 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,239 How about this? 112 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:54,276 "Men with little heads"? Too retro. 113 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:58,114 I guess we don't say "hi" anymore. 114 00:09:58,116 --> 00:09:59,949 Oh, Terry, sorry. 115 00:09:59,951 --> 00:10:01,784 I was thinkin' about stuff. 116 00:10:01,786 --> 00:10:03,051 I bet. 117 00:10:03,053 --> 00:10:05,053 Where does the man who has everything put it all? 118 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:06,822 What is your problem? 119 00:10:06,824 --> 00:10:08,724 Take it easy. I was just kidding. 120 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:13,862 Sorry. Sometimes she really ticks me off. 121 00:10:13,864 --> 00:10:15,297 You ok? 122 00:10:15,299 --> 00:10:17,299 Yeah, fine. 123 00:10:17,301 --> 00:10:18,667 What's the matter? 124 00:10:18,669 --> 00:10:20,602 It's my stepdad. 125 00:10:20,604 --> 00:10:22,004 He's acting very un-shway. 126 00:10:22,006 --> 00:10:23,972 Layoffs hit people hard. 127 00:10:23,974 --> 00:10:26,942 Tell me. He's got a workshop. It's become his new home. 128 00:10:26,944 --> 00:10:28,343 Mom and I aren't allowed in. 129 00:10:28,345 --> 00:10:31,113 He's pushing us out of his life. It's not like him. 130 00:10:31,115 --> 00:10:32,748 He's just depressed. Give him some time. 131 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:34,082 He'll snap out of it. 132 00:10:34,084 --> 00:10:35,517 I guess so. 133 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,988 What's with Jared, the bond market crash? 134 00:10:39,990 --> 00:10:41,890 His dad's a light weapons expert. 135 00:10:41,892 --> 00:10:44,426 He gets laid off. Suddenly Wayne-powers is burglarized 136 00:10:44,428 --> 00:10:46,829 by a guy with enough equipment to stand off a marine battalion. 137 00:10:46,831 --> 00:10:48,063 Armory? 138 00:10:48,065 --> 00:10:49,365 I gotta make sure. 139 00:11:54,197 --> 00:11:55,831 Huh? What? Hey! 140 00:11:55,833 --> 00:11:58,200 What hit us... electromagnets? 141 00:11:58,202 --> 00:12:00,502 I don't know, but it took out our power. 142 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,378 Uhh! 143 00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:13,768 Get outta here! Move! Move! 144 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,625 What are you doing in dad's drawer? 145 00:15:43,627 --> 00:15:44,993 Just borrowing some socks. 146 00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:46,361 Did he say when he was getting back? 147 00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,131 No. He thought the meeting could run pretty late. 148 00:16:20,798 --> 00:16:22,231 The client is very excited about this, 149 00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:24,732 the possibilities of this new weapon of yours... 150 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,734 Must've left the lights on. 151 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,438 The war room. 152 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,005 Very shway. 153 00:16:31,007 --> 00:16:33,708 You shouldn't be here, hegedes. 154 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,043 Plans change. 155 00:16:35,045 --> 00:16:37,846 My principals have pushed the deadline forward. 156 00:16:37,848 --> 00:16:39,848 I just have to install this circuit board, 157 00:16:39,850 --> 00:16:41,216 then pay up, and we're finished, 158 00:16:41,218 --> 00:16:42,617 and I mean it, hegedes. 159 00:16:42,619 --> 00:16:44,486 Whatever you like, Jim, 160 00:16:44,488 --> 00:16:47,623 but I thought you enjoyed being armory. 161 00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:51,193 Let's just say it got a little too thrilling tonight. 162 00:16:51,195 --> 00:16:52,361 There. 163 00:16:52,363 --> 00:16:54,229 Ah! 164 00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,232 Let go! 165 00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:58,800 Unh! 166 00:16:58,802 --> 00:17:01,036 Jared? Take your hands off him. 167 00:17:01,038 --> 00:17:03,405 Don't do me any favors, armory. 168 00:17:03,407 --> 00:17:04,706 Jared... 169 00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,874 mom and I were worried sick about you, 170 00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,844 but I guess blowing up the town comes first, you dreg. 171 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:11,446 This is very bad. 172 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,848 You'd better do something. 173 00:17:12,850 --> 00:17:13,949 Back off. 174 00:17:13,951 --> 00:17:15,317 Son, listen to me. 175 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:21,389 Listen! 176 00:17:21,391 --> 00:17:22,991 I heard shouting. What's going on? 177 00:17:28,765 --> 00:17:29,998 Armory? 178 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,600 Please, Lorraine, I had to. 179 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,202 No! 180 00:17:33,204 --> 00:17:35,571 Don't you see? I did this for you! 181 00:17:35,573 --> 00:17:36,738 For both of you. 182 00:17:36,740 --> 00:17:38,240 I had to! 183 00:17:38,242 --> 00:17:40,676 There was no other way. I was going to lose everything. 184 00:17:40,678 --> 00:17:42,444 You wouldn't have lost us. 185 00:17:42,446 --> 00:17:44,312 You did this for yourself, Jim. 186 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,414 All your high talk and big money. 187 00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:48,183 You lied to us, and now... 188 00:17:48,185 --> 00:17:50,151 listen, baby, it's over. 189 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,187 This was just a stopgap. That's all. 190 00:17:52,189 --> 00:17:54,856 A way to get over the hump. It's gonna be ok. 191 00:17:54,858 --> 00:17:57,158 How? 'Cause no one knows? 192 00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,694 I know. Jared knows. 193 00:17:58,696 --> 00:18:00,027 How in the name of heaven 194 00:18:00,029 --> 00:18:01,796 is this ever gonna be ok? 195 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,299 What's that? 196 00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:05,734 Look at your security camera. 197 00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:09,971 Batman? 198 00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:12,206 There's no way he followed me. 199 00:18:13,375 --> 00:18:15,243 Let's see if he wants to drop in. 200 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:16,611 Istvan, no! 201 00:18:19,915 --> 00:18:21,617 Unh! 202 00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:31,025 I'm sorry, Jim, but either he goes or we go. 203 00:18:48,911 --> 00:18:50,645 Dad, no! 204 00:18:50,647 --> 00:18:53,682 I'm doing this for all of us. 205 00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:12,434 Ah! Ah... 206 00:19:12,436 --> 00:19:14,169 You're through, Batman. 207 00:19:16,806 --> 00:19:18,006 Ah! 208 00:19:19,274 --> 00:19:21,543 The war's over, istvan. 209 00:19:21,545 --> 00:19:22,811 We lost. 210 00:19:25,948 --> 00:19:27,482 Aah! 211 00:19:27,484 --> 00:19:28,516 Ooh! 212 00:19:28,518 --> 00:19:30,185 Ah! 213 00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:32,320 Dad! 214 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,790 Hunh! 215 00:19:35,792 --> 00:19:36,858 Aah! 216 00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,760 Ooh! 217 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,408 So the judge was lenient. I'm glad. 218 00:19:53,410 --> 00:19:55,910 My dad cooperated in every way. 219 00:19:55,912 --> 00:19:57,412 Of course, he won't be home for a while. 220 00:19:57,414 --> 00:19:58,880 And there's that fine. 221 00:19:58,882 --> 00:20:00,315 Yeah. I heard you lost the car. 222 00:20:00,317 --> 00:20:03,618 You meet more interesting people on public transportation. 223 00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:06,554 Hey, I got my sister's car while she's away. 224 00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:09,324 Any time you need a ride, I'm there, Jared. 225 00:20:09,326 --> 00:20:11,193 You never made that offer to me. 226 00:20:11,195 --> 00:20:13,861 Maybe you're spoiled.