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Well...

2
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Do you think
I'm going to open it?

3
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Unh!

4
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Idiot.

5
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Aah!

6
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Step aside, oaf.

7
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You, do what mama says
and you won't get hurt.

8
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Please, ma'am.
I'm only the Butler.

9
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Well, then, you would know where the safe is,
wouldn't you?

10
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Wouldn't you?

11
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Grrr!

12
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Do they really
pay you enough for this?

13
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Uh-uh-uh.

14
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This way...

15
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Please. Unh!

16
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Aah!

17
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Electrostatic tumblers.

18
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Intermittent timer. Hmm.

19
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I think a magno-bomb
should do the job.

20
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A magno-bomb?

21
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What are you trying to do,
blow up the whole house?

22
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Again with
the criticism?

23
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Look, it's not like this is the
first time I've blown up a safe.

24
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No, but it would be the first
time you've done it right.

25
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You know,
other mothers might show a little confidence

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in their children.

27
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And other mothers
might...

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just do it!

29
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Goggles.

30
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Oh, you don't know how long
I've waited for this.

31
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What else they got?

32
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Yeow!

33
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I have
what I came for.

34
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But, ma, they got
all this other stuff.

35
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Are you arguing
with your mother?

36
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Well, no, but...

37
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but?

38
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Nothing.

39
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Good. Now, come on.

40
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Hello, police?
I want to report a robbery.

41
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A Ruby ring.

42
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And 20,000 credits.

43
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Mamayhem?

44
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A tabloid
gave her that name.

45
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It was the golden age
of alliteration.

46
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So what do you want me to do,
wait till she tries to fence the Ruby?

47
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I have a feeling
she'll be holding onto it.

48
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There was another robbery
a week ago.

49
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More rubies?

50
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Exactly.

51
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What's she going
to do with them all?

52
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Don't know,

53
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but I have a feeling
she's not making slippers.

54
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Slippers?

55
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From rubies?

56
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Hmm. Before your time.

57
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What I need from you is...

58
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It'll have to wait
till tonight.

59
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I got to get to class.

60
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It's family studies,
and I'm failing.

61
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How does someone fail
family studies?

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Today's question is...

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How many of you expect
to be parents someday?

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Ahem.

65
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Excellent.

66
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This week's project
will help show you

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what parenthood
is all about.

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And for those of you
who are failing,

69
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it will be one last chance
to catch up,

70
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because this assignment will count
for a full half of your final grade.

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Aww!

72
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Yes, they do look cute,

73
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until you have the responsibility
of caring for them.

74
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And that's exactly what
you'll be doing this week.

75
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That means feeding it,
bathing it, rocking it,

76
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whatever it takes.

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I've divided you
into random couples.

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Nelson, you'll be paired
with Maxine.

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John key and Rachel eng.

80
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Frankie Lewis
and matilda ides.

81
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Howard groote
and Dana tan.

82
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Hi, honey.

83
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Terry mcginnis
and blade sommer.

84
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Steven tetsuo
and Jackie Wallis.

85
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Hey, looks a little
like you, mcginnis.

86
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Ha ha!

87
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And Chelsea Cunningham.

88
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Careful, Dana.

89
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You've got make sure
to support his head.

90
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Howard, that's all it is
is a head.

91
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So you want to hold it?

92
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Huh? Oh, sure.

93
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Cory cavelieri
and Ruth wade.

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Each of your eggbabies
has a built-in computer,

95
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which registers
the amount of care

96
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or lack of care it's given.

97
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These readings
will determine your grades.

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As you can see,
the babies exhibit

99
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a wide range of emotions
and expressions of need.

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It's your job
to fulfill those needs.

101
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Ms. pinto, what happens
if we drop it?

102
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You fail.

103
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They're babies,
Mr. mcginnis.

104
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You must be gentle
with them.

105
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How do I turn it off?

106
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You can't,
but you can quiet it down by rocking it,

107
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just like
a real baby.

108
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Yeah, mcginnis,
get with the program.

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Turns out she's not
stealing just any rubies.

110
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They're all part of a set
she stole once before.

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And now that she's
out of prison,

112
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she wants them back.

113
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So much for rehabilitation.

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Ma's very determined.

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And that makes her and
her boys very dangerous.

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Your ride's on its way.

117
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I'll meet it on the roof.

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Blade.
Here. You take him.

119
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Blade, you can't just...

120
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I didn't realize
how much it cried.

121
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Besides, I have a date
with jurgen tonight.

122
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We can't exactly take
the thing along, can we?

123
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But I had it all day,

124
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and I've got something
important to do.

125
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I don't care.

126
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Waa!

127
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My instruments say
you're only doing 180.

128
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Is there a problem?

129
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Uh, she's feeling
a little sluggish tonight.

130
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Didn't want to push it.

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What was that?

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Nothing.

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The Ruby earrings from the set are
part of an estate sale tomorrow.

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Sure called this one right.

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Waa!

136
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What's going on there?

137
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Is that a baby?

138
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Um...

139
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You brought a baby
with you?

140
00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:03,883
It's not what you think.
Really.

141
00:08:03,885 --> 00:08:06,886
Terry, is there something
you need to tell me?

142
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It's not a child.

143
00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,556
It's... turn on your vidlink.

144
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,759
See? It's not
a real baby.

145
00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:16,595
Why am I not reassured?

146
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Ooh!

147
00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,510
I hope that computer
of yours can't smell.

148
00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,096
Waa!

149
00:09:24,098 --> 00:09:25,597
Was that Batman...

150
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Dumpster diving?

151
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A fella's gotta eat.

152
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Something's wrong.

153
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He's not eating.

154
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Why isn't he eating?

155
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Maybe because you're
trying to feed him

156
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through his nose.

157
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Oh.

158
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Does yours say
anything yet?

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I swear I heard little Howie say
"papa."

160
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I mean, it sounded
like papa.

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It'll be a long time before I'll
be wanting anyone to call me that.

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It's not so bad, mcginnis.

163
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Really.

164
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Here's the bio and civics.

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Thanks, hon.

166
00:10:00,134 --> 00:10:01,567
How about the math?

167
00:10:01,569 --> 00:10:03,202
It's coming.
Stop nagging.

168
00:10:03,204 --> 00:10:04,570
I get it.

169
00:10:04,572 --> 00:10:05,704
You're doing
his homework

170
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,039
so you don't have to
take care of the baby.

171
00:10:07,041 --> 00:10:08,841
We opted for
the traditional marriage...

172
00:10:08,843 --> 00:10:10,343
one breadwinner,
one homemaker.

173
00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,078
Beats algebra.

174
00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,214
Come on, Howard.

175
00:10:15,216 --> 00:10:17,349
You promised I could
have him for a while.

176
00:10:17,351 --> 00:10:18,817
Ok, but he just ate,

177
00:10:18,819 --> 00:10:20,652
so he's going to be
a little fussy.

178
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:21,820
And keep him covered.

179
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,322
I thought I heard
a bit of a sneeze before.

180
00:10:23,324 --> 00:10:24,490
And...

181
00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:25,558
Howard.

182
00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:28,527
And how's our little
a+ doing?

183
00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:29,828
He's sleeping.

184
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:31,397
You'll hardly know
he's around.

185
00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:32,598
Forget it.

186
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,568
Jurgen has this new vet
I want to check out.

187
00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,703
I want a divorce!

188
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:43,442
Do you have to keep lugging
that thing around with you?

189
00:10:43,444 --> 00:10:45,010
I need the grade.

190
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:47,012
Even real parents
with real children

191
00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:48,680
find ways to get
away for a night.

192
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,716
I tired leaving it
with my mom,

193
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,318
but she said she was
too young to be a grandmother.

194
00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,685
What about your brother?

195
00:10:53,687 --> 00:10:54,954
I tried that, too.

196
00:10:54,956 --> 00:10:57,189
Then I caught him
shooting rubber bands at it.

197
00:10:57,191 --> 00:10:59,158
Hey, you know,
maybe you could...

198
00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,962
never mind.

199
00:11:02,964 --> 00:11:05,297
It's the one piece
they haven't gotten yet,

200
00:11:05,299 --> 00:11:07,667
part of a display at
the museum of fashion.

201
00:11:07,669 --> 00:11:10,102
You think baby could keep its
mouth shut for one night?

202
00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,703
I gave it
a double feeding,

203
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,973
changed it,
kept it awake all afternoon.

204
00:11:13,975 --> 00:11:16,709
Believe me, it'll be off
in nap city for hours.

205
00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,558
This will be perfect.

206
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:36,028
Now, please,
don't wake up.

207
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,878
Ha! The tramp.
Get it off her.

208
00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,848
Carl.

209
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,351
There could've been
an alarm.

210
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:01,020
There wasn't.

211
00:12:01,022 --> 00:12:02,254
Now, let's get out of here

212
00:12:02,256 --> 00:12:05,090
before pointy ears
shows his mug again.

213
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:06,292
Too late.

214
00:12:06,294 --> 00:12:08,360
This is getting old, Batman.

215
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:10,062
Look who's talking.

216
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,518
Come on. Let's go.

217
00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,753
You, too, Carl.

218
00:12:34,755 --> 00:12:36,421
Unh!

219
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:40,226
Brute strength always loses out to technique,
Carl.

220
00:12:40,228 --> 00:12:41,961
Didn't mama
ever tell you that?

221
00:12:41,963 --> 00:12:43,595
Mama!

222
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,434
Nobody hurts my boys.

223
00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:51,637
Oow!

224
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,980
Leave him.
We got what we came for.

225
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,879
The baby.

226
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,590
No sign of him anywhere.

227
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:47,392
I've lost him.

228
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,529
Him? That's a doll you're talking about,
not a life.

229
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:52,564
It's my life,
if it's lost.

230
00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,867
I'll have to take
family studies again!

231
00:13:54,869 --> 00:13:56,902
Have you ever taken
family studies?

232
00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:00,005
Poor kid's going to cry
till he shuts down.

233
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,274
It's cries are computer generated,
aren't they?

234
00:14:02,276 --> 00:14:03,676
Yeah. So?

235
00:14:03,678 --> 00:14:05,377
That would mean
the cries would have

236
00:14:05,379 --> 00:14:07,579
certain quantifiable
digital properties.

237
00:14:07,581 --> 00:14:10,316
Then I can set the Batmobile
to scan for them, can't I?

238
00:14:10,318 --> 00:14:13,218
Uh-huh, unless they've already
made an omelet out of him.

239
00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:14,853
Oh, hey!

240
00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:19,390
Well, boys, we did it.

241
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:23,161
Got the whole set.

242
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:26,564
Oh, yeah, we did it,
all right,

243
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,967
but while we were
wasting time with this,

244
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:32,504
we could've stolen stuff
worth 10 times as much.

245
00:14:32,506 --> 00:14:33,772
Aah!

246
00:14:33,774 --> 00:14:35,407
Nothing could be worth
more than these jewels.

247
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:36,575
You hear me?

248
00:14:36,577 --> 00:14:37,742
Nothing!

249
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,244
This is the first swag

250
00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:41,113
your father and I
ever stole together.

251
00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:43,015
We swore we'd never
fence it.

252
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:45,984
It's all I have left of him

253
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,720
now that he's... Gone.

254
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,455
But, ma, dad's not dead.

255
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,723
He just ran off with...

256
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:53,725
ooh!
Hey!

257
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,794
Don't ever talk that way
about your father.

258
00:14:58,666 --> 00:15:00,499
What's that?

259
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,406
It's a baby.

260
00:15:07,408 --> 00:15:08,940
Sort of.

261
00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,643
I can't make it stop.

262
00:15:11,645 --> 00:15:13,945
Here. Give it to me.
I can figure it out.

263
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,616
I got the signal!

264
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:19,852
Going to follow it.

265
00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:21,153
Terry, remember,

266
00:15:21,155 --> 00:15:23,121
it's not worth
risking your life

267
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,890
for an egg.

268
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,499
Here. Give it to mama.

269
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,636
Kind of reminds me
of when you two were little.

270
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,572
Get rid of it.

271
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,312
You sure?

272
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,147
It's kind of cute.

273
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:50,615
Toss it!

274
00:15:56,823 --> 00:15:58,523
But, ma, maybe we could
sell it.

275
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,292
Carl,
I'm getting angry.

276
00:16:00,294 --> 00:16:01,427
Ok, ok.

277
00:16:01,429 --> 00:16:02,728
Sorry, kid.

278
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,836
Waa!

279
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,711
Company!

280
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:23,915
I want him out of the
picturem for good.

281
00:16:36,730 --> 00:16:37,929
Ooh!

282
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:48,507
Never mind.
Let's grab the loot and get out of here.

283
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,988
Daddy's got to go
to work now.

284
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,567
Ma!

285
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,169
I see him.
Hang on.

286
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,956
Aah!

287
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,943
Unhh... unhh... unhh.

288
00:18:00,448 --> 00:18:02,614
This is how
I always pictured it,

289
00:18:02,616 --> 00:18:04,883
me and my boys carrying
on the family business.

290
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:15,860
We're losing power.

291
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:18,029
I got to put her down.

292
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:47,692
Aah!

293
00:18:56,702 --> 00:19:00,004
Ooh. Waa!

294
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,963
No!

295
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,110
Mmmm!

296
00:19:38,112 --> 00:19:39,945
Aah! Aah! Aah!

297
00:19:39,947 --> 00:19:41,446
Aah...

298
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:51,523
According to this data,

299
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:54,159
most of you did borderline
jobs as parents...

300
00:19:54,161 --> 00:19:55,661
namely cs.Z

301
00:19:55,663 --> 00:19:57,162
but, Ms. pinto...

302
00:19:57,164 --> 00:19:59,230
yes, Howard,
you and Dana fed yours

303
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,599
and rocked it and gave it
plenty of nap time,

304
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,768
but a baby needs
more than that.

305
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,237
Its mind needs to be
stimulated, too.

306
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,139
And according
to this printout,

307
00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,008
only one baby
was fully stimulated,

308
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,243
the one belonging
to Terry and blade.

309
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,279
Congratulations,
Mr. mcginnis.

310
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,649
Who knew you'd turn out to be
such ideal father material?

311
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:21,186
Ooh, Terry!