1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,124 Chefs, table 38, two people! 3 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,227 Table 23, four people. 4 00:00:28,595 --> 00:00:31,298 - Broken sauce, Chef. Need a new one. - Yes, Chef. 5 00:00:35,435 --> 00:00:38,372 - Fire 31, 25! - Two out on 31, Chefs! 6 00:00:41,808 --> 00:00:43,444 - Still not there. Again, Chef. - Yes, Chef. 7 00:00:43,477 --> 00:00:44,778 Thank you, Chef. 8 00:00:44,811 --> 00:00:48,182 Wait on 31, Chefs! 9 00:00:51,084 --> 00:00:52,186 - Why? - Chef, 10 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,754 - I'm sorry. It got too hot... - Why? 11 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,457 - It didn't cool down... - Why? 12 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:58,359 - Well, it was my fault... - Go. 13 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,127 - Fine. - Fire 19, Chefs! 14 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,630 Hold on 17, Chefs! 15 00:01:02,663 --> 00:01:05,366 Why do you hire fucking idiots? 16 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:06,767 Do you like working with fucking idiots? 17 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,369 - I'll do better. - Say "yes, Chef." 18 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,137 - Yes, Chef. - Can you not handle this? 19 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,039 - Is it too much for you? Answer me. - I can handle it. 20 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,641 - I can handle it, Chef. - I can handle it, Chef. 21 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:17,111 - 12! 10! 36! Don't fuck with my count! - Fire 8, 13, 36! 22 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:19,613 - 3! 52! 14! - Sorry, Chefs! 8, 13, 29! 23 00:01:19,646 --> 00:01:22,182 Why are you serving broken sauces? Why? I get it. 24 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:23,651 You have a short man's complex. 25 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:25,486 You can barely reach over this fucking table, right? 26 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,688 Is this why you have the tattoos and your cool little scars, 27 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:29,223 and you go out you take your smoke breaks? 28 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:31,258 It's fun, isn't it? But, here's the thing. 29 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:33,527 You're terrible at this. You're no good at it. 30 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:36,130 Go faster, motherfucker. Keep going faster. 31 00:01:36,163 --> 00:01:38,165 Why are you so slow? Why are you so fucking slow? 32 00:01:38,198 --> 00:01:40,301 Why? You think you're so tough. 33 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:43,370 Yeah. Why don't you say this? Say "yes, Chef, I'm so tough." 34 00:01:43,403 --> 00:01:45,806 - Yes, Chef. I'm so tough. - Say "fucking yes, Chef. I'm so tough." 35 00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:48,208 - Yes, Chef. I'm so tough. - You are not tough. 36 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,044 You are bullshit. You are talentless. 37 00:01:50,077 --> 00:01:51,545 - Say fucking hands. - Hands! 38 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,316 You should be dead. 39 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,689 Hands! 40 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:07,728 the sandwich. 41 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:10,264 You giving that to the homeless guy? 42 00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:12,132 Hands! Somebody fucking answer me! 43 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:14,201 Get that sandwich... 44 00:02:14,234 --> 00:02:15,536 Hands! 45 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:18,639 Fucking Christ! Hands! Please! Please! 46 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,577 Yeah! Thank you! Thank you, Chef! 47 00:02:23,610 --> 00:02:26,246 Now what, I put this in the trash? 48 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,490 Chef, do you want me to strain that oil for you? 49 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:37,558 No, no, I got it. Thank you, Chef. 50 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:38,726 Why am I using a toothbrush, Chef? 51 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,695 It's about consistency and being consistent. 52 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:43,430 We can't operate at a higher level 53 00:02:43,463 --> 00:02:46,400 - without consistency. - I like this level. 54 00:02:46,433 --> 00:02:49,203 - Me, too. - Yeah, well, at the French Laundry, 55 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:51,338 - you know how much time... - Well, go fuck your French Laundry. 56 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:52,806 Stupid fucking name. 57 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,409 - Alright, then at Noma... - Oh, and fuck your Noma, too! 58 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,478 System, baby. Noma's the shit, huh? 59 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,480 The best. Teach you to operate at a level 60 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:01,248 you didn't even know you could operate at, Marcus. 61 00:03:01,281 --> 00:03:03,150 And, just so we're clear, I wanted to work here. 62 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,585 - Mike wouldn't let me. - No, no, no. 63 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,220 You went halfway around the world 64 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:09,523 to learn all this fancy, useless fucking bullshit. 65 00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:12,393 I went to West Lawrence Avenue and learned every lesson. 66 00:03:12,426 --> 00:03:14,662 - West Lawrence? You talking about DeVry? Yeah, exactly! 67 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:17,164 Oh, DeVry. We're serious about success. 68 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,667 Oh, is that... You supposed to be fucking funny, fucko? 69 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:22,169 Yeah? Let me tell you something. No, 70 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:23,771 for real! Where else are you gonna learn 71 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:26,507 crucial database management specialization skills 72 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,476 while troubleshooting a vented Optispark distributor 73 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,445 - in a TransAm? - I would never need to learn that. 74 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:32,613 Definitely not Noma! 75 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:34,715 I would legit do anything to go to Noma. 76 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:35,682 And eat bugs? 77 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,685 - And be inspired, stupid. - Oh god, 78 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,188 - and be lame. - The ice cream machine is broken! 79 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,090 - Shit. - DeVry teach you to fix that? 80 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,359 You know what? 81 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:48,629 Actually, yes. 82 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,232 - Go fuck yourself. - You graduated? 83 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:53,400 Fuck no. 84 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:56,103 Does anyone ever order the ice cream? 85 00:03:56,136 --> 00:03:58,171 - I forgot we had ice cream. - Hm. 86 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:33,533 every time in the same direction. 87 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:35,903 Maria forms the dough, 88 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:40,107 picking up all the flour, so her board is clean. 89 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:43,077 She then kneads it, until it is smooth. 90 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:46,680 The dough should rest for at least 30 minutes. 91 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:49,450 Maria roughly chops two cloves of garlic 92 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,685 and two sage leaves. 93 00:05:51,718 --> 00:05:54,554 She wraps this up in muslin... 94 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:57,524 Fire! Table 16! 95 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:01,428 17! Table 23! Order! 96 00:06:01,461 --> 00:06:04,531 Go faster, motherfucker. 97 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,700 Why are you so slow? 98 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:08,802 Why are you so fucking slow? 99 00:06:08,835 --> 00:06:10,638 Take a break, sweetheart. 100 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,647 Fuck! 101 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:02,623 - Hey, you got time? - Hey. Always. What's up? 102 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:06,460 Uh, I-I just wanted to say thanks for this past week. 103 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:09,597 It's been a really great opportunity. Uh, 104 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,398 but I wanna do more. I wan... 105 00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,334 - I know. You want more to do. - More to do, yeah. 106 00:07:13,367 --> 00:07:14,735 And I wanna get paid. 107 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,137 - You get paid. - I get paid to stage. 108 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,206 I wanna get paid to work here. 109 00:07:19,239 --> 00:07:22,209 I feel like I've been... working here. 110 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:25,078 I-I did do some extra credit though. 111 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,751 It's um... Lot of words. 112 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:33,153 Yeah, but th-they basically say 113 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:34,755 we're getting killed on labor. 114 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,524 We're open from 11:00 to 9:00. That's dumb. 115 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:40,194 We should be open from 11:00 to 2:00 for lunch 116 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,463 - and 5:00 to 9:00 for dinner. - Mm-hmm. 117 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,331 Not to mention you're spending money 118 00:07:44,364 --> 00:07:46,267 on pretty high-end stuff. 119 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:49,336 - Farmers market produce... - Is my hair on fire? 120 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:53,173 Uh, not yet, no, but you need help, and... 121 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,275 you do this, I mean, 122 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,479 these savings, 20% of them could cover my yearly salary. 123 00:07:58,512 --> 00:08:01,348 That's not even accounting for other people's, you know? 124 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:03,117 Plus, we're sleeping on to-go's. 125 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,085 - That's business just sitting right... - Yeah. No, no, no. 126 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:06,620 We don't have the support system or organization 127 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,489 for a food-to-go business. We need to figure out pack... 128 00:08:08,522 --> 00:08:11,725 Packaging, right. On page 27, randomly, um, 129 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,461 th-there's actually some... a pretty good layout 130 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,096 - of just that. - Page 27? 131 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:18,365 Yeah, it's... mostly graphics. 132 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:20,433 Yo, Carm! 133 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,674 - Listen... - Yo. 134 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:30,344 Yo. I can handle this myself, cousin. I got this. 135 00:08:30,377 --> 00:08:31,611 So... 136 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,747 You're not Ron. 137 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:36,216 Ron's gone. Gone gone. 138 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:38,252 - Ron's dead? - Who is Ron? 139 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,787 My partner, Ron Pager. 140 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,623 He passed away. I'm running his routes now. 141 00:08:42,656 --> 00:08:44,258 Nancy Chore, Chicago Board of Health. 142 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:45,626 I'm here to inspect the property. 143 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,461 Okay, Nancy, hi. I'm Carmen Berzatto. 144 00:08:47,494 --> 00:08:50,097 - I'm the owner. - He's the owner's brother, actually. 145 00:08:50,130 --> 00:08:51,198 He's also dead. 146 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:52,132 He doesn't look dead. 147 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:54,235 No, no, I'm not dead. My brother's dead. 148 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:55,669 - I'm very sorry to hear that. - Thank you. 149 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,371 Yeah, I'm sorry for your loss, too. 150 00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,607 Can I, uh, see some kind of identification? 151 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:00,707 Yeah. 152 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,647 Interesting. 153 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,550 Is it? It's interesting. What's interesting about that? 154 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:12,553 - It's an interesting... logo on the badge. - Nancy, 155 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:14,088 you need anything, just find us. 156 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,224 - Make yourself at home. Okay? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 157 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,393 Where's Tina and Ebra? 158 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,762 No funny business, Ms. Chore. 159 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,265 - You, too. - Okay. 160 00:09:24,298 --> 00:09:26,100 I also noted on the COG 161 00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:28,068 that, uh, it's not necessarily flour 162 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,603 that's expensive but the shipping. 163 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:31,739 So, we could just have somebody go and pick it up. 164 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:33,107 Yeah, Marcus. 165 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,642 Okay, sure. Marcus. Great. 166 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:36,610 No, it can only be Marcus. 167 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:38,545 Why can it only be Marcus? 168 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,215 Sweeps, Tina, and Ebra don't drive. 169 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,084 Uh, well, what about Richie? 170 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:46,086 Suspended license. 171 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,355 I-I saw him drive in this morning. 172 00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:51,725 I'm telling you, beware of bitches with little notebooks. 173 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,327 Sydney walked in here a couple of days ago, 174 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:55,329 and now she running shit just like that? 175 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:57,197 All fucking willowy and scribbling. 176 00:09:57,230 --> 00:10:00,200 "Chef, I would do anything to work at Noma." 177 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:02,603 Bitch, look around. This ain't Noma. 178 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:04,238 The health inspector is coming in here. 179 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,607 She's not nice. She's not your friend. She may smile. 180 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,776 Don't... See the teeth? Those are daggers. 181 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:11,211 - The point is it's one of a hundred things we can do... - Sydney. 182 00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:13,113 - ... to save costs and... - Sydney, Sydney, Sydney, Sydney! 183 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:16,216 Look, I'm sure this is all correct, okay? But, it's a lot. 184 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,618 The job you're describing goes way outside 185 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,119 what I can afford to pay a sous, 186 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:20,621 which I can barely afford already. 187 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,656 But, I-I hear you, okay? 188 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,726 I have every intention of turning this into an efficient, 189 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,128 respectable place of business run by adults. 190 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,732 Oh my god. That's some fucking ass shit! - Eventually. 191 00:10:37,271 --> 00:10:39,740 Does anybody know how dangerous this is? 192 00:10:39,773 --> 00:10:43,077 - Yo! Yo! What's going on? - Nah, just... It wasn't dangerous... 193 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,112 - What's dangerous? - ... Ms. Chore, until you pulled it out. 194 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:47,414 I discovered a large hole in the tile. 195 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:50,351 Looks like a former gas line next to the stovetops. 196 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:53,354 Not only was it not properly dry-walled and caulked, 197 00:10:53,387 --> 00:10:55,489 but someone clogged the hole with napkins 198 00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:58,626 - and then proxied over it with some kind of plastic. - Don't look at me. 199 00:10:58,659 --> 00:11:02,630 Grease seeped into the napkins and the proxy became unproxied. 200 00:11:02,663 --> 00:11:04,732 - What does that mean? - A potential cross-contaminate. 201 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:06,734 Additionally, no hot water in the hand station. 202 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:09,336 - Wait, that hot water actua... - Okay, that one, you know, Ms. Chore, 203 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,837 I told Chicago Ron this a hundred times. 204 00:11:10,871 --> 00:11:13,774 - You just gotta wait a minute... - You're gonna talk over me? And take longer? 205 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:16,343 - ... so you can relax on that one. So, relax. - Cool. Good. 206 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:19,079 Health code states any sink near a prep area 207 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:20,748 needs to deliver instantly hot water 208 00:11:20,781 --> 00:11:23,517 - to prevent the spread of bacteria. - Yeah... 209 00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:25,386 I haven't even delivered the big one yet. 210 00:11:25,419 --> 00:11:27,288 - There's a big one. - W-what is the big one? 211 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:29,089 Someone left a pack of cigarettes 212 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,058 on the stovetop near the burners. 213 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,661 Not only very dangerous, 214 00:11:33,694 --> 00:11:36,130 but also a potential contaminant. 215 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,098 - Motherfucker. - You can say that again. 216 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:40,734 - Motherfucker! - Don't actually say it again, you fucking idiot! 217 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:43,137 You're about to get fuckin' power-washed, cousin! 218 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:47,074 Unfortunately! These violations leave me no choice. 219 00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:50,110 - I award you a C. - No! No, no, no! 220 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,146 - Wait, no, no, no! - That's some hood shit. 221 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,550 You know what? I'm gonna caulk that shit right now. 222 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:59,086 Oh, oh, oh, it doesn't matter how fast you do it. 223 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,088 I can't come back to test for 30 days. 224 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:03,223 What! It'll take five... No, no, no! Don't touch that. 225 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,725 It will take five seconds to caulk! 226 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,228 - I can caulk! Let me fucking caulk! Richie! 227 00:12:07,261 --> 00:12:10,464 - Richie, there's no caulk in-house, dude. - Shut the fuck up, Fak! 228 00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:13,267 See you all later. 229 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,737 - Shut the fuck up! - Yeah, but I'm saying there's no caulk in the house. 230 00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:20,107 Dude, it's okay. We'll fix it. 231 00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,076 Bitch at me? You wanna run this place, you fucking slob? 232 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:23,677 How do you know they're not your cigarettes? 233 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,218 Put it in the fucking window! 234 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,087 You put it in the fucking window! 235 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,422 Stop! Stop! Let's not do this. 236 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,092 - That's your C. - Alright! Here's what we're gonna do. 237 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,194 You're gonna go to the hardware store, 238 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:42,196 you're gonna get some joint compound, 239 00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,497 you're gonna get some caulk, 240 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:44,865 and you're gonna caulk that shit. 241 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,135 - Okay, well, uh, FYI, I'm not your fucking gopher. - FYI? 242 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,403 FYI? FYI? 243 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,505 You cocked it up, you're gonna caulk it out. 244 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:55,209 Well, I would love to, but, uh, my license is expired, FYI. 245 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:56,644 You drove in this morning... 246 00:12:56,677 --> 00:12:59,079 Sydney, you wanna help? You can take him. 247 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,083 - No. Time out. I'll Uber. Thank you. Grow up. 248 00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,051 Surge rates, fucko. 249 00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:12,025 Fine. But I'm taking my car. 250 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,461 I... I don't care. 251 00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:18,632 He's that broke that took him out? 252 00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:21,068 - I graduated with a C. - We know. 253 00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,670 Ballbreaker... 254 00:13:22,703 --> 00:13:25,105 er... er... er... er... 255 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,507 Fak, fix that fucking sound. 256 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,609 Fix that fucking sound. Please fix that fucking sound! 257 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,211 - I will fix it. - Fak always fixes it. 258 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,746 The kids come in, they break it, what happens? 259 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:34,214 I fix the Balls. Fak always fixes the Balls. 260 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:36,116 - Fix it! - I'll fix the Balls! 261 00:13:44,278 --> 00:13:46,247 Such fucking bullshit. 262 00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:50,717 Can you, um, can you hold this? 263 00:14:05,432 --> 00:14:08,369 - You got... You gotta wiggle it. - Oh. 264 00:14:08,402 --> 00:14:10,037 Okay. I should've known that I had to wiggle it. 265 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,273 Th-that's on me. That's me that I don't wiggle it. 266 00:14:12,306 --> 00:14:14,775 I wasn't expecting company, by the way. 267 00:14:14,808 --> 00:14:17,244 These Arby's cups are from different visits. 268 00:14:18,312 --> 00:14:19,847 I respect that. 269 00:14:38,265 --> 00:14:39,966 Shit... 270 00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:43,737 Where is this shit? 271 00:14:43,770 --> 00:14:46,407 - We can always talk to somebody who works here... - No, no, no. 272 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:48,141 I can find this myself. 273 00:14:50,043 --> 00:14:52,179 Can't believe I'm taking orders from a fucking toddler 274 00:14:52,212 --> 00:14:53,681 right now. You know, 275 00:14:53,714 --> 00:14:55,849 my entire life, I had to listen to everybody 276 00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,985 acting all worried about him all the time. "He's a baby. 277 00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:00,421 Don't get Carmine into trouble." You know? 278 00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:02,990 I was a baby too once, Sydney. Nobody gave a fuck. 279 00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:05,259 Okay, um, I'm sorry about that, 280 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:07,261 but none of that, like, 281 00:15:07,294 --> 00:15:09,863 messed up the wall that we're here to fix, so... 282 00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:11,432 Fuck that. He's giving me crap 283 00:15:11,465 --> 00:15:13,400 about not letting him work 284 00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:15,035 at the restaurant when he was a kid? 285 00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:17,838 You think I give a fuck where that dude works? 286 00:15:17,871 --> 00:15:19,740 It was fuckin' Mikey. 287 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:22,009 Wait, why didn't Michael want him to work at the restaurant? 288 00:15:22,042 --> 00:15:24,110 Because he's a little bitch, probably. 289 00:15:26,980 --> 00:15:31,218 Can I ask, like, what... 290 00:15:31,251 --> 00:15:34,722 What was, like, the deal with Michael? 291 00:15:34,755 --> 00:15:37,190 Uh, he shot himself in the head four months ago. 292 00:15:39,126 --> 00:15:41,896 Jesus. Uh... 293 00:15:41,929 --> 00:15:44,031 W-were you guys, like, 294 00:15:44,064 --> 00:15:47,101 related on your mom's side 295 00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:49,136 or like your dad's or... 296 00:15:49,169 --> 00:15:51,739 Neither. He was my best friend. 297 00:15:51,772 --> 00:15:54,708 Boom! There's that shit. Told you. 298 00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:58,879 Silicone, adhesive caulk, 299 00:15:58,912 --> 00:16:00,981 acrylic caulk... 300 00:16:01,014 --> 00:16:04,385 Are you just reading what's on the labels? 301 00:16:04,418 --> 00:16:06,854 Okay, we got rubber sealant... 302 00:16:06,887 --> 00:16:09,222 - I'm gonna find somebody who works here. - No! 303 00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:11,124 I got this. 304 00:16:14,861 --> 00:16:17,865 And then, you know, the, uh, the produce bill is due. 305 00:16:17,898 --> 00:16:20,134 You know, and the power comes in, 306 00:16:20,167 --> 00:16:22,970 and, uh, I-I can't build enough of a parachute. 307 00:16:23,003 --> 00:16:24,405 You know, even if we got this place packed, 308 00:16:24,438 --> 00:16:26,140 that's only, like, a week of survival cash. 309 00:16:26,173 --> 00:16:29,743 It's exhausting listening to this. 310 00:16:29,776 --> 00:16:32,212 - You asked me what's going on. - I asked you where you been. 311 00:16:34,147 --> 00:16:36,684 Yeah, you're looking at it. This is where I been. 312 00:16:36,717 --> 00:16:39,353 Carm, this place is bullshit. 313 00:16:39,386 --> 00:16:41,021 Alright? I mean, you're never gonna fix it. 314 00:16:41,054 --> 00:16:43,757 Y-you can't start at fucked. 315 00:16:43,790 --> 00:16:46,727 You understand that, right? 316 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:49,263 - Is that really a question? - You're operating a business 317 00:16:49,296 --> 00:16:52,233 historically has a lower success rate than... 318 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:54,134 I don't know, Chicago fucking Bears. 319 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,703 You know, you're having a hard time 320 00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:57,371 keeping your vendors current, your crew paid. 321 00:16:57,404 --> 00:16:59,273 Alright? And we're not even getting into 322 00:16:59,306 --> 00:17:00,974 the money I lent your brother. 323 00:17:03,443 --> 00:17:06,146 - I didn't know Michael took money from you - He took a lot of money from me. 324 00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:08,249 I mean, cash infusions for this place, 325 00:17:08,282 --> 00:17:12,086 you know, term loans, which he never paid back. 326 00:17:12,119 --> 00:17:14,688 Now, I gotta hold you responsible. 327 00:17:15,856 --> 00:17:17,725 Okay. 328 00:17:17,758 --> 00:17:20,727 How, uh, h-how much? 329 00:17:21,395 --> 00:17:23,096 300 grand. 330 00:17:24,298 --> 00:17:26,166 Jesus Christ, Jimmy. 331 00:17:26,199 --> 00:17:28,736 Jesus Christ is right, Carm. 332 00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:31,906 And it's not like he put it into this place. 333 00:17:31,939 --> 00:17:34,374 Still looks like some kid painted it with his ass. 334 00:17:35,342 --> 00:17:37,444 Look... 335 00:17:37,477 --> 00:17:39,947 No disrespect, you know, your brother, 336 00:17:39,980 --> 00:17:42,750 he was an animal, you know, surrounded by dickheads, 337 00:17:42,783 --> 00:17:44,251 and then he lost his mind, and now 338 00:17:44,284 --> 00:17:46,319 he put you in a real tough spot. 339 00:17:47,921 --> 00:17:49,356 That's why you stopped by? 340 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:52,393 I stopped by to see you. 341 00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:54,128 Shoulda stopped by to break your legs, 342 00:17:54,161 --> 00:17:56,196 but, you know, I guess I'm becoming forgetful. 343 00:17:59,199 --> 00:18:01,735 Why'd you give him the money? 344 00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:03,237 Very good question. 345 00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:05,005 You know, I, uh... 346 00:18:05,038 --> 00:18:06,874 I don't know. He said he was gonna franchise the place, 347 00:18:06,907 --> 00:18:09,143 but you knew that was bullshit. 348 00:18:09,176 --> 00:18:11,111 You still gave it to him. 349 00:18:12,179 --> 00:18:14,214 I loved him, too. 350 00:18:17,417 --> 00:18:19,353 Look... 351 00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:21,422 Let's just do the easy thing here, 352 00:18:21,455 --> 00:18:23,356 and you sell it to me. 353 00:18:24,992 --> 00:18:26,360 No. 354 00:18:26,393 --> 00:18:28,128 No, you just said restaurants are bad for business. 355 00:18:28,161 --> 00:18:30,998 Who says I'm gonna keep it a restaurant? 356 00:18:31,031 --> 00:18:33,333 I'll get you the money, Jimmy. 357 00:18:35,802 --> 00:18:37,370 Alright? I promise you. 358 00:18:41,808 --> 00:18:44,378 Oh, shit. We're gonna be in gridlock for over an hour 359 00:18:44,411 --> 00:18:46,881 - 'cause of your new best friend. - Okay, well... 360 00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:50,718 I don't even know why you wanna work for that little stunad. 361 00:18:50,751 --> 00:18:53,120 - Because he's good. - Oh my god... 362 00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:56,023 Like, whether you like it or not, he's incredibly talented, 363 00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:57,658 and we could all learn a lot from him. 364 00:18:57,691 --> 00:19:00,728 - You know he was one of Food & Wine's Best New Chefs - Oh, we could... 365 00:19:00,761 --> 00:19:02,830 - when he was 21? - Oh my god! 366 00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:06,033 He was one of Food & Wine's Best New Chefs? 367 00:19:06,066 --> 00:19:09,003 Is that what you just told me? That changes everything! 368 00:19:09,036 --> 00:19:12,839 Really good short-term memory, Richie. Congrats on that. 369 00:19:14,908 --> 00:19:18,178 You know the restaurant could be good. 370 00:19:18,211 --> 00:19:20,948 Like, I know you know that. 371 00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:23,117 Like, it doesn't have to be a place where the food is shitty 372 00:19:23,150 --> 00:19:25,119 or everybody acts shitty and feels shitty. 373 00:19:25,152 --> 00:19:28,122 - Like, it could be a good legit spot. - Okay, you know what, Sydney? 374 00:19:28,155 --> 00:19:29,056 You're getting a little aggressive, 375 00:19:29,089 --> 00:19:30,958 and I think maybe you should just pause 376 00:19:30,991 --> 00:19:33,027 - and take a breath before you start driving. - Okay. 377 00:19:33,060 --> 00:19:35,129 Man or woman, I'm not discriminating. 378 00:19:35,162 --> 00:19:38,165 It's dangerous to get behind the wheel when you're hysterical. 379 00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:40,868 The fuck does she keep calling me? 380 00:19:40,901 --> 00:19:44,438 - Hey, why do you keep calling me? - Fuck me... 381 00:19:44,471 --> 00:19:46,139 What's going on with her? 382 00:19:48,308 --> 00:19:49,976 Is she crying again? 383 00:19:51,912 --> 00:19:53,947 What'd you say? 384 00:19:56,149 --> 00:19:57,818 Well... 385 00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,954 I'd be crying, too. She's at this different school, 386 00:19:59,987 --> 00:20:02,189 and those kids are a bunch of fuckfaces. 387 00:20:03,991 --> 00:20:05,726 Hold on... 388 00:20:05,759 --> 00:20:08,095 Hold on. 389 00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:10,230 Can I just talk to her, please? 390 00:20:13,166 --> 00:20:15,002 Hey, sweetie. 391 00:20:15,035 --> 00:20:17,938 How you doing? You not doing so good? 392 00:20:19,473 --> 00:20:21,107 What's wrong? 393 00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,378 Oh, you're scared? 394 00:20:27,281 --> 00:20:29,316 Uh, w-what are you scared about? 395 00:20:31,285 --> 00:20:32,719 Yeah. 396 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,990 I get it. 397 00:20:36,023 --> 00:20:37,758 But, you know what? 398 00:20:37,791 --> 00:20:39,426 You're gonna do great. 399 00:20:39,459 --> 00:20:41,862 I promise. 400 00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:44,364 And if you don't, I'm gonna give you $500. 401 00:20:45,866 --> 00:20:47,367 But you're gonna do great. 402 00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:50,937 And I'm gonna see you on Friday, right? 403 00:20:52,472 --> 00:20:55,008 Of... How can you... 404 00:20:56,410 --> 00:20:58,879 Of course, I still love you. 405 00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:00,047 I love you so, so much. 406 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,384 I love you more and more every day, if that's possible. 407 00:21:03,417 --> 00:21:04,951 I just... 408 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:08,989 No. I don't need to talk to Mommy. 409 00:21:10,424 --> 00:21:12,426 But, uh, call me after, 410 00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:14,694 you know, let me know how it went. 411 00:21:16,263 --> 00:21:18,165 Okay. 412 00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:20,233 I'm so proud of you, kiddo. 413 00:21:22,002 --> 00:21:23,403 I love you. 414 00:21:27,741 --> 00:21:29,243 Sorry. My, uh, ahem, 415 00:21:29,276 --> 00:21:31,378 my daughter's going through a phase. 416 00:21:31,411 --> 00:21:33,380 Uh, yeah. Uh... 417 00:21:35,115 --> 00:21:37,184 Uh, h-how old is she? 418 00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:39,986 Uh, she's 5. 419 00:21:40,887 --> 00:21:42,957 Like Carmy. 420 00:21:42,990 --> 00:21:45,058 Food & Wine's Best New Dickhead. 421 00:21:53,066 --> 00:21:55,002 Fuck. 422 00:21:55,035 --> 00:21:56,937 I fucked up with those cigarettes. 423 00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:06,913 I'm sorry, uh, about Michael. 424 00:22:11,318 --> 00:22:13,854 And I got the wrong caulk, I think. 425 00:22:17,457 --> 00:22:19,092 You did. 426 00:22:21,762 --> 00:22:23,430 But... 427 00:22:23,463 --> 00:22:26,000 I didn't. 428 00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,170 Oh, shit. 429 00:22:30,203 --> 00:22:33,407 - Syd making moves. - Fuck off, Richie. 430 00:23:06,406 --> 00:23:07,407 Carm? 431 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:10,444 - Hey, Pete. - Pete : Hey. Uh... 432 00:23:10,477 --> 00:23:11,979 Everything okay? 433 00:23:12,012 --> 00:23:13,981 Yeah. No, I'm good. I just, um... 434 00:23:14,014 --> 00:23:15,716 Sugar wasn't picking up her phone. 435 00:23:15,749 --> 00:23:17,350 Oh. 436 00:23:18,285 --> 00:23:19,720 Look, I was just, um... 437 00:23:19,753 --> 00:23:21,255 Uh, h-hold on. Why... Lemme get Nat. 438 00:23:21,288 --> 00:23:23,824 I... No, I just... I-I-I'm sorry. I, uh... 439 00:23:23,857 --> 00:23:26,393 - Nat! - I wanted to talk to you about something. I, uh, I just... 440 00:23:26,426 --> 00:23:28,262 I wanted to apologize. 441 00:23:28,295 --> 00:23:30,864 - Oh. - Uh, for last time. 442 00:23:30,897 --> 00:23:32,399 No, you know what? I went to Urgent Care, 443 00:23:32,432 --> 00:23:34,235 and they gave me some stuff to put on it, and, uh... 444 00:23:34,268 --> 00:23:35,836 No, I-I shouldn't... 445 00:23:35,869 --> 00:23:37,738 Hey, Nat! Just hold on. Let me grab her. 446 00:23:37,771 --> 00:23:40,140 - Oh, uh, okay. - Let me grab her, one second. No problem! No problem. 447 00:23:42,009 --> 00:23:44,378 - Sugar: What is going on? - It's Carmy. 448 00:23:44,411 --> 00:23:47,982 - Why's he calling you? - I don't know. 449 00:23:48,015 --> 00:23:50,117 - You calling Pete? - Carmy: You weren't picking up the phone. 450 00:23:50,150 --> 00:23:51,986 I'm making dinner. 451 00:23:52,019 --> 00:23:53,387 Did you hear I apologized? 452 00:23:53,420 --> 00:23:55,823 So? 453 00:23:55,856 --> 00:23:58,158 - Cicero was here. - Yeah, I heard. 454 00:23:58,191 --> 00:24:01,262 I also heard there's a C in the window? Nice. 455 00:24:01,295 --> 00:24:03,430 Listen, Sugar... 456 00:24:03,463 --> 00:24:04,899 I woke up in the middle of the night 457 00:24:04,932 --> 00:24:06,233 cooking a bunch of wrapped frozen shit. 458 00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:08,201 I almost set my apartment on fire. 459 00:24:11,038 --> 00:24:13,106 Does that happen a lot? 460 00:24:14,041 --> 00:24:16,310 Sometimes. 461 00:24:16,343 --> 00:24:18,846 Did you look at the thing? 462 00:24:18,879 --> 00:24:20,381 No, I didn't look at the thing. 463 00:24:20,414 --> 00:24:22,216 Pete and I have been going lately, 464 00:24:22,249 --> 00:24:24,151 and it's actually been really nice. 465 00:24:24,184 --> 00:24:25,753 Yeah, of course Pete would go. 466 00:24:25,786 --> 00:24:27,354 Oh, shut the fuck up. 467 00:24:27,387 --> 00:24:28,956 You want me to shut the fuck up? 468 00:24:28,989 --> 00:24:31,292 No, not you, sweetie. Y-you didn't say anything. 469 00:24:31,325 --> 00:24:33,694 Oh. Copy that. 470 00:24:33,727 --> 00:24:34,862 What are you making? 471 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:36,930 Mom's chicken. 472 00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:43,037 Look, I'm, uh, I'm fine. 473 00:24:43,070 --> 00:24:45,839 Really. You know, I just have trouble breathing sometimes, 474 00:24:45,872 --> 00:24:47,975 - and I wake up screaming. - What? 475 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:51,178 I-I know tons of people that cry out of nowhere. 476 00:24:51,211 --> 00:24:53,347 Okay. I just sent it to you again. 477 00:24:53,380 --> 00:24:55,883 Like, I don't wanna bother you, okay? Uh... 478 00:24:55,916 --> 00:24:59,420 No, you're not bothering me, but that isn't, like, un-scary. 479 00:24:59,453 --> 00:25:01,788 When did the breathing problem start? 480 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:05,960 I think maybe sometime in New York. 481 00:25:05,993 --> 00:25:08,362 I was throwing up every day before work. 482 00:25:08,395 --> 00:25:11,098 Oh. Okay. Well, that sounds chill. 483 00:25:11,131 --> 00:25:14,268 - I kind of dug it. - You dug throwing up? 484 00:25:14,301 --> 00:25:16,704 No. No, no, it was awful. 485 00:25:16,737 --> 00:25:19,707 Uh, chef was a piece of shit. 486 00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:21,942 Then why'd you stay there? 487 00:25:24,478 --> 00:25:26,680 I don't know. Um... 488 00:25:28,015 --> 00:25:30,083 People loved the food. 489 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:32,753 It felt good. 490 00:25:32,786 --> 00:25:35,222 Chefs always say a big part of the job 491 00:25:35,255 --> 00:25:38,259 is taking care of people, right? 492 00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:39,994 Yeah. Yeah. No, I guess. 493 00:25:40,027 --> 00:25:41,262 Okay, well, you can't really do that 494 00:25:41,295 --> 00:25:43,964 if you're not taking care of yourself then. 495 00:25:43,997 --> 00:25:47,735 And I like when you tell me things. Just... 496 00:25:47,768 --> 00:25:51,405 - I'm asking you to look at the thing. - Mm-hmm. 497 00:25:51,438 --> 00:25:53,774 It's okay to ask for help. 498 00:25:56,410 --> 00:25:58,945 I understand. I do. 499 00:26:02,883 --> 00:26:04,317 Okay. 500 00:26:19,299 --> 00:26:21,134 Oh, f... 501 00:26:22,402 --> 00:26:25,405 Ass! 502 00:26:55,202 --> 00:26:57,037 Yo. Need you up front. 503 00:26:57,070 --> 00:26:59,006 Uh, y-y-yeah, yeah, yeah. 504 00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:00,407 I-I'll be right there. 505 00:27:42,249 --> 00:27:45,252 Thank you very much. 506 00:27:58,712 --> 00:28:00,740 Chef, let's fire two chicken peppers, 507 00:28:00,773 --> 00:28:03,243 - two sausage pepper, two mortadell. - Two chicken pepper, 508 00:28:03,276 --> 00:28:05,745 two sausage pepper, two mortadell, Chef! 509 00:28:05,778 --> 00:28:08,248 - Thank you, Chef. - Yes, Chef. 510 00:28:08,281 --> 00:28:10,951 Fire, one with sausage pepper, one with mortadell! 511 00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:13,686 One sausage pepper, one more mortadell, Chef! 512 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:30,470 - Thank you, Chef. - Okay, let's fire one more sausage pepper, 513 00:28:30,503 --> 00:28:32,372 - two more mortadell! - Behind. 514 00:28:32,405 --> 00:28:34,374 One more sausage pepper, one more mortadell, Chef! 515 00:28:34,407 --> 00:28:36,276 - Two more mortadell. - Two more mortadell, Chef! 516 00:28:36,309 --> 00:28:38,712 Gorgeous. Thank you, Chef. 517 00:28:38,745 --> 00:28:41,180 - You want a line change? - No. No, stay. I'll tournant. 518 00:28:43,283 --> 00:28:46,720 - Thank you for taking Richie today. - Oh yeah, no sweat. 519 00:28:46,753 --> 00:28:50,257 Do you want me to, uh, come in tomorrow? 520 00:28:50,290 --> 00:28:53,126 - Please. You're hired. - Yeah? 521 00:28:53,159 --> 00:28:57,063 Yes. Your pass, Chef. 522 00:28:57,096 --> 00:28:58,732 Thank you, Chef. 523 00:28:58,765 --> 00:29:01,201 Uh, can I get hands, please? 524 00:29:01,234 --> 00:29:03,803 And fire one more sausage pepper! 525 00:29:03,836 --> 00:29:06,839 - One more sausage pepper, Chef! - Thank you, Chef. 526 00:29:11,511 --> 00:29:14,247 Yo. Fix that hole? 527 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:17,384 Yeah. Yeah. Is the Health Department coming back? 528 00:29:17,417 --> 00:29:19,352 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. 529 00:29:19,385 --> 00:29:21,420 - Fuckin' Cicero. - Cicero. 530 00:29:23,423 --> 00:29:25,926 - We all good in there? - Yeah. 531 00:29:25,959 --> 00:29:27,994 Yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna burn one. I haven't had one all day. 532 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:30,263 - I'll see you in a sec, alright? - Alright. 533 00:29:54,988 --> 00:29:56,822 Fuck. 534 00:31:05,305 --> 00:31:15,305 Who are the real-world Illuminati? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com