1 00:01:12,756 --> 00:01:16,262 - Why are you doing that? - What? 2 00:01:16,295 --> 00:01:19,803 Why are you trying to put a T-shirt on a fuckin' hot dog? 3 00:01:19,836 --> 00:01:21,774 Kids love hot dogs, dumb-ass. 4 00:01:21,807 --> 00:01:24,713 I know. That's why we're making 'em fuckin' hot dogs, dumb-ass. 5 00:01:24,746 --> 00:01:26,851 Yeah, exactly, Cousin. It's a tie-in. 6 00:01:26,884 --> 00:01:28,253 This shit is exposure, baby. 7 00:01:28,286 --> 00:01:29,890 I don't need you exposing anything. 8 00:01:30,858 --> 00:01:33,765 It's a fuckin' hot dog in a Beef T-shirt. 9 00:01:33,798 --> 00:01:37,271 - That shit is hilarious. - Go grab me some propane. 10 00:01:37,304 --> 00:01:38,708 You know what, first of all, 11 00:01:38,741 --> 00:01:40,912 I didn't wanna be doing this bullshit right now. 12 00:01:40,945 --> 00:01:42,916 Aight, you know what? Then don't borrow money from Cicero 13 00:01:42,949 --> 00:01:45,254 you can't pay back, and then we don't have to cater 14 00:01:45,287 --> 00:01:46,557 little fuckin' kid's birthday parties. 15 00:01:46,590 --> 00:01:47,926 - How about that? - I didn't borrow shit, Cousin! 16 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:49,763 You know what? It doesn't even matter. It's on me now. 17 00:01:49,796 --> 00:01:51,600 I don't wanna get my legs broken, so shut the fuck up 18 00:01:51,633 --> 00:01:53,270 - and help me out, please. - If that motherfucker 19 00:01:53,303 --> 00:01:56,510 gets even close to us, I'm gonna fucking drop his ass. 20 00:01:56,543 --> 00:01:58,715 Okay, look, just help me out. Let's do this right. 21 00:01:58,748 --> 00:02:00,652 - Get it over with. - Look, second of all, you have no idea 22 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,388 the amount of administrative correspondence 23 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:04,292 I'm supposed to be doing in there today, okay? 24 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,595 It is fucking bonkers. 25 00:02:05,628 --> 00:02:08,367 - Correspondence? Is that right? - Yeah. You know, 26 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,772 you like to shit on my system, but I run a tight ship, 27 00:02:10,805 --> 00:02:12,509 and I get back to my cohorts 28 00:02:12,542 --> 00:02:15,180 and my associates in a timely fashion. 29 00:02:15,213 --> 00:02:17,786 - Aight, do me a favor. Just n-name a cohort. - Name... 30 00:02:17,819 --> 00:02:20,725 N-name an associate. Just one fucking person. I dare you. 31 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:23,463 Timothy, but I-I'm not... I'm not fucking... 32 00:02:23,497 --> 00:02:25,635 - Gimme a hand. - It's not gonna fit. That's not gonna fit, Cousin. 33 00:02:25,668 --> 00:02:28,808 - Yes, it will! - It's not gonna fit! 34 00:02:28,841 --> 00:02:30,912 - Can you just help me out? - It's not gonna fit! 35 00:02:30,945 --> 00:02:33,416 It's not gonna fucking fit! 36 00:02:33,851 --> 00:02:35,320 Come on! 37 00:02:35,354 --> 00:02:38,628 - You want some of this shit? You want some of this? Fucking guy! 38 00:02:42,234 --> 00:02:44,540 Yeah! Yeah! You fucking baby! 39 00:02:44,573 --> 00:02:46,677 You fucking baby! Fucking baby! 40 00:02:46,710 --> 00:02:48,246 Morning. 41 00:02:48,279 --> 00:02:50,718 Ah! Fuck! 42 00:02:54,926 --> 00:02:58,500 Look what you did. Fucking baby. 43 00:03:00,738 --> 00:03:04,646 Alright, I'm gonna get the spare from the basement. 44 00:03:04,679 --> 00:03:06,517 Hey, Marcus, enjoying the counter space? 45 00:03:06,550 --> 00:03:08,420 Yeah, I mean, not having to do bread anymore 46 00:03:08,453 --> 00:03:09,690 is the shit. 47 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:12,629 - Chefs, new prep list is up! - Please check it out! 48 00:03:12,662 --> 00:03:13,831 Thank you. 49 00:03:13,864 --> 00:03:16,302 Chef, can you do me a favor and try this? 50 00:03:16,335 --> 00:03:17,672 Yeah, sure. 51 00:03:22,749 --> 00:03:24,753 - Whoa. - Good whoa? 52 00:03:24,786 --> 00:03:26,757 Great whoa. 53 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,459 - It's good. - Thank you, Chef. 54 00:03:32,769 --> 00:03:34,606 Hey. Uh, 55 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:37,478 did you remember the mashed potatoes? Just wanted to check in. 56 00:03:37,512 --> 00:03:40,350 Uh, did you remember when I said to fuck off? 57 00:03:40,383 --> 00:03:41,887 Okay. "Fuck off" isn't yes. 58 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:43,724 Well, "fuck off" means I know how to do it. 59 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,260 Alright, well, it's a new recipe... 60 00:03:45,293 --> 00:03:46,462 - What I just say? - Okay, well, 61 00:03:46,496 --> 00:03:49,035 just make sure when you do it, the heat isn't too high... 62 00:03:49,068 --> 00:03:52,509 I answer to Jeff. The system. 63 00:03:52,542 --> 00:03:55,915 Listen, I'm... I'm not trying to be a tight-ass. 64 00:03:55,948 --> 00:03:59,355 I don't want you to think I'm, like, 65 00:03:59,388 --> 00:04:00,959 - up in your space. - No... 66 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:02,629 I'm just doing what I was asked to do. 67 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:06,704 And I get what it's like to be... 68 00:04:06,737 --> 00:04:09,041 - a woman in the kitchen... - Do you know what it's like 69 00:04:09,074 --> 00:04:11,312 to be a woman in the kitchen? Wow. 70 00:04:11,345 --> 00:04:13,518 That's amazing. Listen. I have been 71 00:04:13,551 --> 00:04:16,022 in this kitchen since before you were born, 72 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:18,426 so you just back the fuck off. 73 00:04:19,461 --> 00:04:20,564 Excuse me! 74 00:04:28,681 --> 00:04:30,852 Yo! Yo! 75 00:04:30,885 --> 00:04:33,591 Oh my god. Cousin, you gotta see this shit. 76 00:04:33,624 --> 00:04:35,528 Yo, this dude is trying to fuck up this little nerd, 77 00:04:35,561 --> 00:04:39,435 and the fucking nerd just washes him, bro! 78 00:04:39,468 --> 00:04:41,472 Yo, why the fuck are you on the Kennedy? 79 00:04:41,506 --> 00:04:43,711 Chill the fuck out. Cicero lives in Naperville. 80 00:04:43,744 --> 00:04:46,049 No! Fucking... 81 00:04:46,082 --> 00:04:48,053 Cicero's in Wilmette now. 82 00:04:48,086 --> 00:04:50,424 - You gotta get on the fucking Edens... - Shit. No, no, 83 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,027 th-that's right. That's right. That's my bad. 84 00:04:52,060 --> 00:04:56,102 It's all good though. I'm in no hurry to see that motherfucker. 85 00:04:56,135 --> 00:04:57,873 I swear to God, Cousin, if he calls me "Rick," 86 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,843 I'ma fucking lose it. 87 00:04:59,876 --> 00:05:01,847 Cousin, listen, do me a favor, okay? 88 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,085 I'm trying to get us out of this hole, alright? 89 00:05:04,118 --> 00:05:05,454 I want today to go smooth. 90 00:05:05,487 --> 00:05:06,957 Please do not bring that shit up. 91 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:09,830 Chill. I'm not gonna bring up shit, alright? 92 00:05:09,863 --> 00:05:12,636 - No, you got it all wrong! - It's literally the easiest 93 00:05:12,669 --> 00:05:14,740 fucking job a person can do! 94 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:16,409 I'm the only one who stands up to your ass... 95 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,113 The phone rings, there's a problem... 96 00:05:18,146 --> 00:05:20,685 - It wasn't my phone! - You call an electrician or a plumber, that's it! 97 00:05:20,718 --> 00:05:23,156 I've been saying this shit for fucking years! It wasn't my fuckin' phone! 98 00:05:23,189 --> 00:05:25,528 "Oh, Cicero! I'm your guy! I got a kid now, Cicero. 99 00:05:25,561 --> 00:05:27,766 - I need a fucking real job." - You think I don't know how to pick up a goddamn phone? 100 00:05:27,799 --> 00:05:29,803 "Oh, Cicero, can I have tickets to The Lion King?" 101 00:05:29,836 --> 00:05:31,907 pick up a fucking goddamn phone and we don't even know 102 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,977 how she fell down those stairs. 103 00:05:35,615 --> 00:05:37,586 You want us to get this stuff out back or 104 00:05:37,619 --> 00:05:39,756 how do you, uh... 105 00:05:39,789 --> 00:05:42,094 Yeah, take it around the side for me, will you? 106 00:05:42,127 --> 00:05:43,965 - Around the side, sure. - Yeah, thanks, Rick. 107 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:46,069 I fucking hate when you call me fucking Rick! 108 00:05:46,102 --> 00:05:48,774 I fucking hate it when you don't answer your phone! 109 00:05:48,807 --> 00:05:50,376 Food's here, kiddies! 110 00:05:51,980 --> 00:05:54,686 That was nice. Thank you for that. That was good. 111 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 112 00:06:04,438 --> 00:06:06,142 Carmen? Is that you? 113 00:06:06,175 --> 00:06:08,848 Hey, Mr. Szorski. How are you? 114 00:06:08,881 --> 00:06:11,052 I thought you'd killed yourself. 115 00:06:11,085 --> 00:06:13,724 No. Sir, that was my brother. 116 00:06:19,001 --> 00:06:21,573 Bullshit. 117 00:06:21,606 --> 00:06:24,513 - That motherfucker is complete fucking bullshit. - Hey, 118 00:06:24,546 --> 00:06:26,884 - perfect timing. I already did everything, dick. - Who does he think he is? 119 00:06:26,917 --> 00:06:28,186 You know he's not even Italian, right? 120 00:06:28,219 --> 00:06:30,057 100% Polish. Fucking insulting. 121 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:31,860 You know you're not even Italian, right? 122 00:06:31,893 --> 00:06:33,864 Yeah. I'm more Italian than that guy is. 123 00:06:33,897 --> 00:06:35,568 Turn on the grill. I gotta get the dogs going. 124 00:06:35,601 --> 00:06:38,674 Just... give me a second here. 125 00:06:38,707 --> 00:06:40,077 Richie, what the fuck is that? 126 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:42,515 Relax. Shit's regulated. 127 00:06:42,548 --> 00:06:45,989 I suffer from anxiety and dread. 128 00:06:46,022 --> 00:06:48,460 - Who doesn't? - You want half? 129 00:06:48,494 --> 00:06:50,598 No. 130 00:06:50,631 --> 00:06:52,134 Which, uh, box you put the ketchup in? 131 00:06:52,167 --> 00:06:54,906 - Hm? - The ketchup. Which box? 132 00:06:54,939 --> 00:06:56,877 I didn't bring ketchup. 133 00:06:56,910 --> 00:06:58,948 Why don't you bring ketchup? 134 00:06:58,981 --> 00:07:01,553 What kind of asshole is gonna put 135 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:03,023 ketchup on a hot dog? 136 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,528 A child, Richie. 137 00:07:05,561 --> 00:07:07,866 Child asshole. 138 00:07:07,899 --> 00:07:09,870 You're a child asshole. 139 00:07:09,903 --> 00:07:13,109 Yo, yo, Cousin, what's up with all this gay-ass fruit? 140 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:15,080 Homemade Ecto-Cooler, motherfucker. 141 00:07:15,113 --> 00:07:18,721 Oh... shit. 142 00:07:18,754 --> 00:07:20,924 That's actually pretty fucking dope. 143 00:07:22,962 --> 00:07:24,565 Rest in peace, Harold. 144 00:07:29,676 --> 00:07:32,949 One bite of a donut brings much joy. 145 00:07:32,982 --> 00:07:34,986 Two bites brings sadness. 146 00:07:36,656 --> 00:07:39,763 I mean, nobody doesn't love that first bite of a donut. 147 00:07:39,796 --> 00:07:41,833 It used to be my favorite when I was a kid. 148 00:07:43,202 --> 00:07:46,577 - Sweet tooth? - Yeah, but not even the taste. 149 00:07:46,610 --> 00:07:50,083 I just loved looking at them. The colors and the textures. 150 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:52,087 There was this one donut that I used to love 151 00:07:52,120 --> 00:07:53,991 that I could never get out of my head. 152 00:07:54,024 --> 00:07:58,233 Jelly filled, bright purple, sweet and tangy. 153 00:07:58,266 --> 00:08:00,805 Yeah. Family was always happy whenever we got donuts. 154 00:08:00,838 --> 00:08:03,209 - Hard not to be, young man. - Yeah, yeah. 155 00:08:03,242 --> 00:08:05,715 - My guys! - Wow. Chester, yes. 156 00:08:05,748 --> 00:08:06,950 - Wow. Thank you. - Yeah. 157 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:08,687 - Love you. - Of course, bro. 158 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:10,725 - Love you, dog. - Yes! Ebra. 159 00:08:10,758 --> 00:08:11,960 - Chester. - Hi, honey. 160 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:13,697 What up, T? What you got over there? 161 00:08:13,730 --> 00:08:16,537 Mashed potatoes. Woo-hoo! Wish I had that. 162 00:08:16,570 --> 00:08:19,976 Oh, uh, new edition. All the fresh colors. 163 00:08:20,009 --> 00:08:23,116 I put a flag on 18-32-24. 164 00:08:23,149 --> 00:08:25,822 It's this radiant orchid that's fly as fuck! 165 00:08:25,855 --> 00:08:28,059 Hey, thank you so much. I'ma get this back to you. 166 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:30,263 Behind! What is good with the beef? 167 00:08:30,296 --> 00:08:32,000 Oh, yes, Chef. 168 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,071 - Taking it out now. - Thank you. 169 00:08:35,039 --> 00:08:37,579 - Sup... Hey. - Hey. 170 00:08:37,612 --> 00:08:39,115 - Who are you? Sorry. - Oh, sorry. 171 00:08:39,148 --> 00:08:41,119 Chester, this is Chef Sydney. 172 00:08:41,152 --> 00:08:43,724 - Uh, Sydney, this is my roommate, Chester. - Hi, 173 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:46,763 - Chester... roommate. - Hey, Chef Sydney. 174 00:08:49,067 --> 00:08:51,339 Cool. Uh, why are you here? Sorry. 175 00:08:51,372 --> 00:08:52,909 Oh, getting my boy dialed. 176 00:08:52,942 --> 00:08:54,846 Dropping off some inspirational materials. 177 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:56,916 - He's a designer. - Oh! 178 00:08:58,052 --> 00:09:00,089 - What do you design? - All of it. 179 00:09:02,327 --> 00:09:04,165 I'm out. I'll see you at home, my G. 180 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:06,804 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. I'll get it back to you. - Of course. 181 00:09:06,837 --> 00:09:08,641 - Great to meet you, Chef Sydney. - You, too. 182 00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:10,243 - Good luck with the meeting. - Oh, thanks. 183 00:09:10,276 --> 00:09:11,378 Yeah, I'm meeting a brand ambassador, 184 00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:13,784 so I can't be smelling like fucking hot giardiniera. 185 00:09:13,817 --> 00:09:15,153 Alright, I'm out. 186 00:09:17,692 --> 00:09:19,796 Huh. Pantone colors? 187 00:09:19,829 --> 00:09:20,831 Yeah, I was thinking 188 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,136 maybe I could do a classic donut for The Beef? 189 00:09:23,169 --> 00:09:25,207 On top of my other stuff, of course. 190 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,377 - Yeah. - But, I mean, I think it could be hot. 191 00:09:27,410 --> 00:09:30,918 Yeah. I mean, donuts are deceptively hard, 192 00:09:30,951 --> 00:09:34,225 but... You know, require a lot of equipment, too. 193 00:09:34,258 --> 00:09:37,364 I don't know if this is the most stocked place in the world. 194 00:09:37,397 --> 00:09:40,638 I want it to be perfect. Like that plum. 195 00:09:40,671 --> 00:09:43,944 - The one Carmy was telling us about. - Mm. Michelin mode. 196 00:09:43,977 --> 00:09:45,413 Yeah. I mean, I don't know. 197 00:09:45,446 --> 00:09:47,685 It-it could be, like, limited edition or something. 198 00:09:47,718 --> 00:09:50,992 If you're into it, then I'm into it. 199 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,361 Let me know what you need for help, alright? 200 00:09:52,394 --> 00:09:54,632 - Alright. Gladly. Thank you, Chef. - Alright. 201 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,137 - Good luck. - Alright. 202 00:09:59,709 --> 00:10:01,078 Hey, all good? 203 00:10:01,111 --> 00:10:03,316 - All good, Chef. - All good, Chef. 204 00:10:03,349 --> 00:10:05,353 Cool. Uh, Sweeps is rocking family. 205 00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:07,391 Angel, how you feel about salad? 206 00:10:07,424 --> 00:10:10,096 - Absolutely, Chef. - Gorgeous. Thank you. 207 00:10:10,129 --> 00:10:13,169 - You think I can get family today? - You know you don't work here. 208 00:10:17,143 --> 00:10:20,317 - Hey, Chef. How's it going? - Good, Chef. 209 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:22,254 - Try the new chocolate cake? - Oh, yes. 210 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,189 And... 211 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:26,095 You've given Marcus a lot of confidence. 212 00:10:26,128 --> 00:10:27,297 Well done. 213 00:11:04,973 --> 00:11:06,977 So, you didn't make any of these ones, 214 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:09,014 - or these the ones you made? - No, no, I haven't made any yet. 215 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:11,052 I'm just trying to do some research, you know. 216 00:11:11,085 --> 00:11:13,991 Feel out the textures, see what it's really about. 217 00:11:14,024 --> 00:11:16,095 Oh, that's nice. Did you... 218 00:11:16,128 --> 00:11:18,132 - talk about feel? - Yeah. 219 00:11:18,165 --> 00:11:19,502 Yeah, see, this one is good. It's like... 220 00:11:19,535 --> 00:11:21,472 - That one's good? - Yeah, I think so. 221 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:23,076 Oh, that's nice. 222 00:11:23,109 --> 00:11:24,779 - What do you hear? - It-it sounds, like, you know 223 00:11:24,812 --> 00:11:26,114 when you go to your grandma's house, 224 00:11:26,148 --> 00:11:28,353 - and she has the cushion on the top of the toilet seat? - Yeah. 225 00:11:28,386 --> 00:11:30,323 - You sit on it. - Oh yeah. It's like slight deflating... 226 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,793 A-and it is smells like potpourri, 227 00:11:31,826 --> 00:11:33,363 - but it's also smells like Grandma. - Yeah. 228 00:11:44,886 --> 00:11:48,326 - Hey! What's up, jagoff? - Hey! Ho! What's going on, Frank? Good to see you. 229 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:52,267 New York, that's right. Hi. Hiya. Hi. 230 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,471 Oh, I haven't seen that one. 231 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,777 Mr. New York! 232 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:58,479 Okay, good-bye. 233 00:11:58,513 --> 00:12:00,483 - Good seeing you. - Sorry about Mike. 234 00:12:00,517 --> 00:12:03,323 Oh, thank you. No. No, no... 235 00:12:06,095 --> 00:12:07,999 Can you not see this? This is bullshit! 236 00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:09,502 I can't hear you when you're screaming. 237 00:12:09,535 --> 00:12:11,405 They're opening all my presents! 238 00:12:11,438 --> 00:12:13,376 Holy shit. You guys are so weird! 239 00:12:13,409 --> 00:12:16,148 What are you doing opening up other people's stuff for? 240 00:12:16,181 --> 00:12:19,054 Carol, can you please help me? It really fucking sucks in here! 241 00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,825 Hey, hey, hey! I got one! 242 00:12:20,858 --> 00:12:22,495 - I got one question! - Yeah? 243 00:12:22,528 --> 00:12:24,164 So, you work in a restaurant, right? 244 00:12:24,197 --> 00:12:25,534 - I work in a restaurant. - That's right. 245 00:12:25,567 --> 00:12:28,172 What's it like to be a fucking loser? Huh? 246 00:12:30,376 --> 00:12:33,416 Hey, hey, guys! Guys! Hey! 247 00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:35,387 Carmy here was the chef 248 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:37,391 of the best restaurant in the world. 249 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,328 Okay? That's not an exaggeration. 250 00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:42,802 It was literally the best restaurant in the world. 251 00:12:42,835 --> 00:12:45,373 I mean, at least according to Eater. 252 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,620 Didn't come out to talk to you, alright? 253 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:11,225 I don't wanna bicker. I just need quiet. 254 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,530 I don't got anything to say to you. 255 00:13:13,563 --> 00:13:16,035 Except... 256 00:13:16,068 --> 00:13:19,107 - heads up, you know, Pete's here. - Oh, I'm aware. 257 00:13:20,276 --> 00:13:21,947 Sugar better watch his ass. 258 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:24,418 Sugar's stuck at work. 259 00:13:24,451 --> 00:13:26,556 Fucker drops off a gift, and now he won't leave. 260 00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:29,428 Oh my god. Yeesh. 261 00:13:29,461 --> 00:13:31,298 "Yeesh" is right. 262 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,935 He always looks like he's... 263 00:13:32,968 --> 00:13:35,473 about to call the cops on us, you know what I mean? 264 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:37,243 - Like a narc. - Exactly. 265 00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:40,149 Like a fuckin' narc. 266 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,424 - Heya, Phil! - Hey, Jimmy. 267 00:13:46,896 --> 00:13:49,935 - Richard. - Hey, what's up, Phil. 268 00:13:56,148 --> 00:13:58,119 Well, that was fucking weird. 269 00:14:00,022 --> 00:14:01,660 What, you fuck up one of his properties, too? 270 00:14:01,693 --> 00:14:04,064 Actually, no. Because you know what, Jimmy? 271 00:14:04,097 --> 00:14:06,268 - I don't fuck up properties. - Oh. 272 00:14:06,301 --> 00:14:08,974 Sometimes, people think they're calling me to fix a toilet, 273 00:14:09,007 --> 00:14:11,045 but in reality, they've called somebody else. 274 00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:13,049 All you had to do was pick up the fucking phone, man. 275 00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:16,055 - I never got a fucking call! - Oh, yeah? Really? 276 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:18,359 Fuck this. 277 00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:21,031 Alright. So here's what she said. 278 00:14:22,935 --> 00:14:24,471 "Couldn't turn off the sink. 279 00:14:24,505 --> 00:14:26,108 "There's water leaking everywhere. 280 00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,578 "I couldn't find anyone. 281 00:14:27,611 --> 00:14:30,951 - That's friggin' malarkey, man. - "I repeatedly called Rick... 282 00:14:30,984 --> 00:14:35,360 at 847-555-0186." 283 00:14:35,393 --> 00:14:39,101 - Number sound familiar, Ricky? - Yeah... 284 00:14:39,134 --> 00:14:41,171 because that's Michael's number. 285 00:14:43,175 --> 00:14:46,381 Nobody looks at fucking digits anymore. I'm 312, dog. 286 00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,630 That kid, man. 287 00:14:56,335 --> 00:14:58,038 That kid. 288 00:15:16,341 --> 00:15:18,011 Ah... 289 00:15:19,715 --> 00:15:21,285 - Hey, Chef? - What? 290 00:15:21,318 --> 00:15:24,024 Will you please use a salt bed next time like I asked? 291 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:26,530 Why you always, like, watching me? 292 00:15:26,563 --> 00:15:29,067 'Cause it's just sort of my job. Also, um, 293 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,573 maybe we don't use, like, 294 00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:34,344 gross kitchen towels. 295 00:15:34,377 --> 00:15:36,616 - Judgmental. - We could just use a knife. 296 00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:39,021 - I don't think it's judgment. - Uptight... 297 00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:41,560 I think it's just like health and safety generally. 298 00:15:41,593 --> 00:15:43,630 Um, cool, so... 299 00:15:43,663 --> 00:15:45,734 - Okay, I got it. - I'm just trying to help. 300 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,437 Yeah, thanks. I got it. 301 00:15:47,470 --> 00:15:50,009 - Got it! Got it. - Thank you, Chef. 302 00:16:28,720 --> 00:16:31,125 Both of these fuckin' ninnyboys, 303 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,728 they, like, they called ambulances, right? 304 00:16:32,761 --> 00:16:35,768 They're both in ambulances on the way to Resurrection Hospital. 305 00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:38,372 And then one of the medical professionals 306 00:16:38,405 --> 00:16:40,476 whose time you're wasting say to you? 307 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:43,115 He goes, "What in the hell did you do that for?" 308 00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:48,092 Like, what the fuck? You think that their shit wasn't spicy? 309 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:50,262 Like, why would they lie about that? You know? 310 00:16:51,566 --> 00:16:53,436 - What's up, dudes? - Yo. 311 00:16:53,469 --> 00:16:54,806 What's up, man. 312 00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:59,414 - You guys just laughing it up over here? - Nope. 313 00:17:01,819 --> 00:17:04,559 - Hey, what's in the cooler? - Made, uh, Ecto-Cooler. 314 00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:07,264 - No way! Like Ghostbusters? - Yeah. 315 00:17:10,269 --> 00:17:14,210 - Oh, looks like it needs a refill. - Yeah, yeah. I'm on it. 316 00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:17,785 Damn, man. 317 00:17:17,818 --> 00:17:20,089 Fun birthday party, huh? 318 00:17:23,195 --> 00:17:26,168 Whoa, no way! This is, like, identical, dude! 319 00:17:26,201 --> 00:17:27,805 Good, good. Thank you. 320 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:32,414 From the song. 321 00:17:32,447 --> 00:17:36,288 - No, I... I remember. - Yeah. 322 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,693 - What is it, like, nap time or something? - Huh? 323 00:17:43,570 --> 00:17:46,810 - That's weird. - Huh. 324 00:17:46,843 --> 00:17:50,283 - Richie, how you been, man? - I got to, uh... 325 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:52,320 - You know. - Cool, cool, cool, cool. 326 00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,432 Wow, man. This is so good, dude. 327 00:17:58,465 --> 00:18:02,173 - Good. Good. Thanks, man. - You killed it. 328 00:18:02,206 --> 00:18:04,378 Hey, I know that, you know, sometimes things are weird 329 00:18:04,411 --> 00:18:06,448 - or whatever with... - Oh, we don't... We don't have to do that. 330 00:18:06,481 --> 00:18:07,618 Yeah. 331 00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:09,388 But I'm, you know, I-I'm a bit of a foodie. 332 00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,793 - Jesus Christ, Pete. - What? 333 00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:13,830 Alright, I know that's not cool or whatever, 334 00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:16,335 but, uh, you know, I did just... I wanna say that 335 00:18:16,368 --> 00:18:18,873 I followed everything you were up to out there, man, and, uh... 336 00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:21,513 just, uh, 337 00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:24,350 I know how much courage that took for you, so... 338 00:18:25,419 --> 00:18:27,257 And, uh... 339 00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:29,427 just was pumped for you, you know? 340 00:18:31,699 --> 00:18:33,637 I bet probably a lot of people don't realize, like, 341 00:18:33,670 --> 00:18:37,277 how much work that must have took and dedication or whatever, 342 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:41,753 and so just... I thought it was cool, man. 343 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:44,826 And your sister frickin' was really pumped for you. 344 00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:47,531 Really, really pumped. Yeah. 345 00:18:47,564 --> 00:18:50,570 But she also, you know, really missed you a lot, too. 346 00:18:52,641 --> 00:18:54,778 - Thank you. Thank you, Pete. - Yeah, man. 347 00:18:56,314 --> 00:18:58,920 Freaking tired all of a sudden. 348 00:18:58,953 --> 00:19:01,626 So, uh, she's not really busy at work, huh? 349 00:19:01,659 --> 00:19:03,730 Oh, no, she's, uh, pissed at you. 350 00:19:06,401 --> 00:19:07,505 Yeah, I owe her a call. 351 00:19:07,538 --> 00:19:10,376 Or, you know, like, 50 calls. 352 00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:12,280 You know, I don't wanna get in the middle of anything 353 00:19:12,313 --> 00:19:13,950 or whatever, but, uh... 354 00:19:13,983 --> 00:19:16,856 I mean, it was hard for her, too, you know? 355 00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,660 Look, I, uh, I gotta keep jamming here, alright? 356 00:19:18,693 --> 00:19:20,831 - Yeah, no, totally. I'm gonna... - I'm gonna head in, 357 00:19:20,864 --> 00:19:22,701 but, uh, I'll catch you before you cruise? 358 00:19:22,734 --> 00:19:24,470 - Yes. Yeah. - Yeah. Cool, cool. 359 00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:29,615 This freaking guy. Hilarious. 360 00:19:31,552 --> 00:19:33,355 Fucking shit... 361 00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:38,800 Oh, F... 362 00:19:38,833 --> 00:19:41,338 Fuck. F... 363 00:19:41,371 --> 00:19:43,543 Fuck. Shit. 364 00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:47,249 - I got a little more, uh, ketchup here. - Thanks. 365 00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:49,822 Um... 366 00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,959 What? 367 00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:55,399 Don't kill me... 368 00:19:55,432 --> 00:19:57,437 Oh, I can't wait for this. 369 00:19:57,470 --> 00:19:58,840 We, uh... 370 00:19:58,873 --> 00:20:01,912 we spilled a bottle of Xanax in the cooler. 371 00:20:11,999 --> 00:20:14,639 What, are they fuckin' dead? 372 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:17,645 No, no, no. I think they're, um, 373 00:20:17,678 --> 00:20:19,313 they're just sleeping? 374 00:20:21,351 --> 00:20:22,453 Huh. 375 00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:24,357 Actually, I'm kinda into it. 376 00:20:25,727 --> 00:20:27,731 - Yeah? - Oh yeah. 377 00:20:30,035 --> 00:20:32,974 - Keep up the good work. You're killing it! - Alright. 378 00:20:36,916 --> 00:20:38,887 Okay, Chefs, 379 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,957 let's get ready to taste the potatoes! 380 00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:48,506 Fuck... 381 00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:58,291 Oh, come on. Come on, come on, come... 382 00:21:07,544 --> 00:21:09,381 Behind! 383 00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:11,519 Whoa. Come on! 384 00:21:11,552 --> 00:21:14,424 Sorry. Sorry, sorry. 385 00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:16,795 - It's cool. - Oh, fuck! Come on, Tina! 386 00:21:21,539 --> 00:21:22,607 Fuck... 387 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,060 Why did you do this? 388 00:21:32,093 --> 00:21:34,498 Because I don't have time to fuck around. 389 00:21:34,531 --> 00:21:36,034 You're welcome, Chef. 390 00:21:51,832 --> 00:21:53,435 Damn. 391 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,578 Coffee? 392 00:21:57,611 --> 00:21:58,946 No. No, I'm good. 393 00:22:03,121 --> 00:22:05,761 Hey, when is that from? 394 00:22:05,794 --> 00:22:08,733 Repeat party, Grant Park, '92. 395 00:22:10,804 --> 00:22:12,808 You ever miss him? 396 00:22:12,841 --> 00:22:14,912 I didn't really know him well enough to miss him. 397 00:22:15,981 --> 00:22:17,785 You? 398 00:22:17,818 --> 00:22:19,689 Sometimes. 399 00:22:19,722 --> 00:22:22,126 You know, we were so close in age, more like... 400 00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:25,099 more like a friend than family. You know, we were... 401 00:22:25,132 --> 00:22:28,439 the same kind of problems around the same time. We... 402 00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:29,908 had a lot to talk about. 403 00:22:31,044 --> 00:22:32,714 Sounds nice. 404 00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,089 It was. 405 00:22:39,495 --> 00:22:41,064 When was the last time you talked to him? 406 00:22:41,866 --> 00:22:43,837 Uh... 407 00:22:43,870 --> 00:22:45,841 Around 20 years ago. 408 00:22:45,874 --> 00:22:48,713 We had a gnarly fight, man. 409 00:22:48,746 --> 00:22:51,417 - What was it about? - Million things. 410 00:22:52,587 --> 00:22:54,124 You know, drugs, alcohol, gambling, 411 00:22:54,157 --> 00:22:55,727 mostly because he just insisted 412 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,702 on doing stupid fuckin' shit all the time. 413 00:22:59,735 --> 00:23:03,108 You know he had a new career, like, every 10 minutes? 414 00:23:04,511 --> 00:23:06,048 Wanted to be a broker, 415 00:23:06,081 --> 00:23:08,586 and then he wanted to be a defensive coordinator. 416 00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:10,189 I'm dead serious. 417 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,026 And then, 418 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:15,466 some asshole invested in Ed Debevic's, 419 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,837 and, you know, suddenly, he's a restaurateur. 420 00:23:19,675 --> 00:23:22,648 - Sounds about right. - Yeah. 421 00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:26,121 Really stuck your poor ma with that place. Man. 422 00:23:26,154 --> 00:23:27,658 I mean, don't you find it impossible 423 00:23:27,691 --> 00:23:29,929 being in there 24 hours a day? 424 00:23:29,962 --> 00:23:31,799 I-I'm in there for five minutes, 425 00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:33,770 I start thinking about bad shit. 426 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,807 Ah, that's probably why I like it so much. 427 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,178 Yep. Probably why you wanna fix it, too. 428 00:23:40,049 --> 00:23:41,886 Probably. 429 00:23:41,919 --> 00:23:44,057 Just, you know... 430 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,028 Just don't be too disappointed if it... 431 00:23:46,061 --> 00:23:48,966 doesn't necessarily happen. Alright? 432 00:23:50,937 --> 00:23:52,608 You know I'm not gonna sell it to you, right? 433 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,043 I know that. 434 00:23:56,716 --> 00:23:58,853 Had a dream about him once, your dad. 435 00:24:00,724 --> 00:24:03,062 We were up in, um... 436 00:24:03,095 --> 00:24:05,701 like Lake Geneva... 437 00:24:05,734 --> 00:24:07,971 or someplace, and we-we're going along. 438 00:24:08,004 --> 00:24:10,977 We're driving along in this car, big SUV. 439 00:24:11,010 --> 00:24:13,115 He's in the passenger seat, and we're driving fast, 440 00:24:13,148 --> 00:24:15,219 like, really fast. 441 00:24:15,252 --> 00:24:17,958 And I can't get control. 442 00:24:17,991 --> 00:24:20,897 You know, it's like bumpy cars flying all over the place. 443 00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:22,767 He wouldn't put on his seatbelt. 444 00:24:24,137 --> 00:24:26,676 Suddenly, this little kid... 445 00:24:26,709 --> 00:24:28,980 a little boy, he walks right out in the middle of the road. 446 00:24:29,013 --> 00:24:31,819 I jam on the brakes really hard. 447 00:24:31,852 --> 00:24:34,056 Car stops like a millimeter away from him. 448 00:24:35,627 --> 00:24:37,096 But, your dad, 449 00:24:37,129 --> 00:24:39,200 he goes flying through the windshield, 450 00:24:40,102 --> 00:24:41,805 but he never lands. 451 00:24:43,576 --> 00:24:45,847 He keeps on flying. 452 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,959 What happened to the kid? 453 00:24:53,295 --> 00:24:55,198 I stood there waving at him. 454 00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:05,653 Well, on a, uh, on a sunnier note, you have, um... 455 00:25:07,189 --> 00:25:09,995 you have knocked 2K off your tab. Congrats. 456 00:25:10,028 --> 00:25:11,665 Nice seg. 457 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:14,905 I'm the Seg King. 458 00:25:14,938 --> 00:25:19,849 - So, what do we owe you now? 298,000? - 298,050. 459 00:25:19,882 --> 00:25:24,057 - What's that 50 about? - Shipping and handling. 460 00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:25,860 Fucking asshole. 461 00:25:30,870 --> 00:25:31,873 Come on. 462 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:37,116 - Chef, how close are the potatoes? - One minute! 463 00:26:07,811 --> 00:26:09,915 - Go ahead. Get it over with. - Get what over with? 464 00:26:09,948 --> 00:26:12,987 Taste it and tell me it's shitty. 465 00:26:15,827 --> 00:26:17,329 - It's great. Thanks, Chef. - What? 466 00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:21,672 It's great. Thank you, Chef. 467 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:24,177 Now, uh, let's hurry up and roll before we get rolled, yeah? 468 00:26:43,849 --> 00:26:47,223 Thank you, Jeff. Chef. 469 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,971 Alright. Let's get the hell out of here. 470 00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:12,674 I didn't even get a chance to eat anything. 471 00:27:12,707 --> 00:27:15,412 - Me neither. Fucking starving. - Hey! Nice work today, fellas. 472 00:27:15,445 --> 00:27:17,416 - Seriously, - It was good to see you, Uncle J. 473 00:27:17,449 --> 00:27:19,821 Love you, Bear. Love you. 474 00:27:24,263 --> 00:27:27,971 - Later, Richard. - Alright. Until next time, James. 475 00:27:28,004 --> 00:27:31,110 Hey, uh, you guys wanna see something disgusting? 476 00:27:32,914 --> 00:27:35,286 I don't understand it. It's so mysterious to me. 477 00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:38,025 He's sitting there, just sleeping like a baby. 478 00:27:38,058 --> 00:27:40,262 - I wanna beat the living fucking crap out of him. - Yeah. Exactly. 479 00:27:40,295 --> 00:27:42,266 - You know? - Exactly. 480 00:27:47,176 --> 00:27:49,246 Thank you for letting me be a part of this family. 481 00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:55,159 I'll never forget this memory. 482 00:27:55,192 --> 00:27:57,463 Man, shut the fuck up, fucking nerd. 483 00:27:57,497 --> 00:27:59,734 Sleep there. 484 00:28:01,505 --> 00:28:03,742 - Are we almost back? - Yeah. 485 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,159 Sorry, Pete. 486 00:28:39,347 --> 00:28:41,952 Yo, yo! Got some family dessert. 487 00:28:41,985 --> 00:28:43,822 Oh! Alright, alright. 488 00:28:52,874 --> 00:28:55,814 We all get cake 'cause we're best friends. 489 00:28:55,847 --> 00:28:57,951 - Thank you. - Okay. 490 00:28:57,984 --> 00:28:59,955 Hey. 491 00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:01,457 Chef. 492 00:29:56,305 --> 00:30:06,305 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org