1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Who are the real-world Illuminati? Find out @ saveanilluminati.com 2 00:01:08,335 --> 00:01:09,303 Baby? 3 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:10,437 Sorry, Dad. 4 00:01:54,615 --> 00:01:56,349 Um, can I? 5 00:02:00,387 --> 00:02:03,057 Was looking at your COGS: 6 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:06,493 You're right... check average gets killed at night. 7 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:09,296 The price is too low. 8 00:02:09,329 --> 00:02:11,298 Barely covers labor. 9 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:12,700 Sandwiches at night. 10 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,401 - Killer. - Total killer. 11 00:02:17,404 --> 00:02:19,139 We need a new dinner menu. 12 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,273 Hundred percent. 13 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:25,212 - For the new menu... - Mm-hmm. 14 00:02:25,245 --> 00:02:29,216 I was thinking maybe a play on "Tongue & Cheek"? 15 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:30,517 Ox tongue? 16 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,319 Or braised beef, 17 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:33,653 maybe short rib... 18 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:36,156 and risotto. 19 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,660 Yeah. Maybe. 20 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:42,496 Man, this book is wild. 21 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,165 - Yo, you just get here? - Uh, nah. 22 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:47,201 Uh, Chefs, we got any non-iodized salt? 23 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:48,602 - Yeah. In the walk-in. - How we doing on cakes? 24 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:49,737 About to fire 'em up. 25 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:51,038 Please hustle on that, alright? 26 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,305 I gotcha. 27 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:55,409 Sorry. Just, uh, scissors. 28 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:57,211 For what? 29 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:59,146 One side looks like shit. 30 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,415 Both sides look like shit in here. 31 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:02,449 Yes, Chef. 32 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,256 The fuck was that? 33 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:20,200 Oh, no, I know what this is. 34 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:23,637 Fuck! 35 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:26,173 - This is fucked. - We need to close for lunch. 36 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,410 No. No, no, no. We lose one service, it could kill us. 37 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,211 You don't think this is putting at a risk 38 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:32,646 for losing a service, no? 39 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:33,547 No, this is fine. 40 00:03:33,580 --> 00:03:34,514 Cool. Good. 41 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:37,184 Yo, Fak. Yeah, we need you here ASAP: bro. 42 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,352 The toilet is fucked. 43 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:41,288 Yo! What is good, you fuckin' replicants? 44 00:03:41,321 --> 00:03:42,456 - Toilet exploded. - Yeah. 45 00:03:42,489 --> 00:03:45,559 - Is that funny? Is that good? - Uh, Tina, Sydney, Ebra, 46 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,127 you guys, with me in the kitchen. 47 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,196 We're gonna go over that new menu still, okay? 48 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,398 Marcus, desserts, please. Thank you, Chef. 49 00:03:51,431 --> 00:03:54,435 Uh, Manny, Angel, Cousin, just lock this shit down. 50 00:03:54,468 --> 00:03:56,670 Get it dried off. Fak's bringing a shop vac, okay? 51 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:58,372 Fak's mouth is a shop vac. 52 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:01,542 Oh, my God, you're so funny, Richie. 53 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,744 Alright, guys. This is some next-level shit. 54 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:06,112 I'mma check out ground zero. 55 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,619 Okay, so, see those shallots, the garlic, 56 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,220 they're starting to caramelize? 57 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:16,223 Yeah, so we're gonna add a little bit of capers. 58 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,224 Gonna cook that. 59 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,325 Many components, Carmen. 60 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,459 I know. I know. Just hear me out. 61 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,362 We gotta get a new dinner menu, we can hire more cooks, 62 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,696 we get more help around here. 63 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:26,200 Okay, we're gonna add a little bit of white wine. 64 00:04:26,233 --> 00:04:27,501 Let that reduce. 65 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:29,737 And, then you've got some hot stock. 66 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,273 Let that deglaze the bottom of the pan. 67 00:04:32,306 --> 00:04:34,275 Okay, that's looking good. You can turn the heat off now. 68 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:35,476 And we're going to monter, 69 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:38,178 or, um, we're going to, uh, whisk in 70 00:04:38,211 --> 00:04:41,081 about two tablespoons of butter. 71 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:43,050 You can see it's starting to get kinda glossy. 72 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,319 That's that sauce that's starting to happen, 73 00:04:45,352 --> 00:04:47,554 and do a little bit of pepper, salt, 74 00:04:47,587 --> 00:04:49,789 a squeeze of lemon, parsley. 75 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:58,232 And now, we're gonna spoon it out nice and easy. 76 00:04:58,265 --> 00:04:59,667 Take your time. 77 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:01,268 T, you wanna try this? 78 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:02,736 Yeah. You know it, Jeff. 79 00:05:02,769 --> 00:05:03,770 Here we go. 80 00:05:08,241 --> 00:05:09,175 Mm. 81 00:05:10,611 --> 00:05:12,246 Mm. 82 00:05:12,279 --> 00:05:13,247 Good? 83 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,615 Mm. 84 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,417 Good. Yes, Jeff. 85 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:17,551 It smells so good in here. 86 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,587 Fak Attack! 87 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:21,088 - You got LaTrina? - LaTrina. 88 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:22,590 - LaTrina. - Okay, okay, okay. 89 00:05:22,623 --> 00:05:24,624 We're gonna fix it. It's okay. 90 00:05:25,726 --> 00:05:27,528 And this one time... 91 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,330 when I was a kid, I thought I saw a dragon. 92 00:05:29,363 --> 00:05:32,032 Just pay attention! Don't strip the thread. 93 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,801 I'm not stripping the thread. 94 00:05:37,771 --> 00:05:40,341 - Stop trying to fuck me. - I'm not trying to fuck you, bro. 95 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:43,177 Dude, it's a Human Resources offense, dude. 96 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:45,746 Oh yeah? Guess what? You're looking at Human Resources. 97 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,548 - Really? - Yeah. 98 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,687 Carmy says he's down a couple cooks. 99 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,090 Do you think that I can apply for that job application? 100 00:06:03,175 --> 00:06:05,432 "Yeasts in stasis, their microbial..." 101 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,434 Yo, I really love science. 102 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,103 Yo, is this warm enough? 103 00:06:09,136 --> 00:06:10,004 Think so. 104 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,306 - Hey, yo, check this shit. - What's up? 105 00:06:12,339 --> 00:06:14,141 Take a whiff. 106 00:06:14,174 --> 00:06:15,576 - Oh, my God! - Yeah. 107 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,177 Yo, should we do a bakery? 108 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,747 Alright, just finish the instructions. 109 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:22,816 "There are two ways to go about lacto-fermentation." 110 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:24,418 Facts. 111 00:06:24,451 --> 00:06:26,787 Yo, we need to go to Copenhagen and fuck that place up. 112 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:28,389 What are the two ways? Okay? 113 00:06:28,422 --> 00:06:30,424 Uh, "You can ferment the raw product 114 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:33,394 in either vacuum-sealed plastic bag or..." 115 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:35,496 - Uh. Yo, Carmy? - Yo. 116 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:37,665 Uh, can I borrow a sous vide bag, Chef? 117 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,066 The fuck you doing? 118 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,367 Fermenting. 119 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,102 - You know how to seal it? - No, Chef. 120 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:43,737 We can learn. 121 00:06:43,770 --> 00:06:45,205 Uh, okay. Above the locker. 122 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,740 Thanks, Chef Carmy. 123 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:48,275 Welcome, Chester. 124 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:49,543 My guy. 125 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,278 Yo, what time you home tonight? 126 00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:52,646 - Should I save Bachelorette? - I'mma be late. 127 00:06:52,679 --> 00:06:55,215 Just watch it without me, but, hey, don't ruin that shit again. 128 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,717 I didn't ruin shit. You asked me what happened. 129 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:59,053 Yeah, and you told me every detail of the whole episode. 130 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,354 Then don't ask me what happened... 131 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:01,689 Marcus, we good on cakes, Chef? 132 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,123 Please don't get lost in that shit. 133 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,525 - We good, Chef. - I trust you. 134 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:07,428 Marcus is Minnie Minoso of Illinois Fermentation. 135 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:08,729 Who's Minnie Minoso? 136 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,464 Mr. White Sox. 137 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:11,331 I guess he was good. 138 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:13,234 First black player for the White Sox. 139 00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:19,039 Stole 167 bases, 195 home runs, 1,100 RBIs, 140 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,708 and a career batting average of 300, 141 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,176 so, not bad. 142 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:24,245 - Two hours, service, Chefs. - Yes, Chef. 143 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,346 Hey, how we looking up front? 144 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:27,248 - Shitty but better, Chef. - I'll take that. 145 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:29,683 Jeff, look at the coloring on this. 146 00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,318 Yeah, you're gonna wanna take that a little bit darker. 147 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,319 You see that brown spot right there? 148 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:34,221 We wanna see that everywhere on the bottom. 149 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,490 That way, when the stock hits, gonna scrape up all that, 150 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:38,492 that's gonna get that flavor into the onion. 151 00:07:38,525 --> 00:07:39,727 When'd Mikey make that for you? 152 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,528 - Christmas. - My Mom's? 153 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,797 - Mm-hmm. - She full psycho? 154 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:47,201 She wasn't calm, but the food was great. 155 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:48,235 Alright, looks good. Two more minutes, 156 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,403 add that stock. Okay, Chef? 157 00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:50,503 - Alright. Got it, Jeff. - Thank you. 158 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,741 - I graduated high school. - Good start. 159 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,175 Be serious, man. 160 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:56,610 I'm being serious. 161 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,513 What might you bring to The Beef as a new employee? 162 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:00,814 I got hearth. 163 00:08:00,847 --> 00:08:02,383 - What's hearth? - Heart... 164 00:08:02,416 --> 00:08:04,251 I'm nervous, man. I got heart. 165 00:08:04,284 --> 00:08:06,253 Ah, you're gonna need brain. 166 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,756 Now, do you have any special skills or abilities 167 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:10,424 asides from being a fuckin' stroke? 168 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:12,326 Well, A, I'm not a fuckin' stroke, 169 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,228 and, B, I'm really good on the keyboard... 170 00:08:14,261 --> 00:08:16,764 No, A, you are, and, B, no, you're not. 171 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,198 Well, A, yes, I am, 172 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,200 and, B, I joined a jazz fusion class, 173 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,268 so, in your face. 174 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,436 A, I've heard you fuckin' play, 175 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,571 and you're fuckin' terrible! 176 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,239 And, C, it's a fuckin' restaurant! 177 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,074 Why do I give a fuck that you play the keyboard? 178 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,643 I'm a hard worker. I'm a nice guy! 179 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,745 - I got a great vibe. - Fuck your vibe. 180 00:08:31,778 --> 00:08:34,181 Don't ever fuck my vibe. 181 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,051 I swear to God, I will fuck anything I wanna fuck. 182 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,286 You are not being nice and you will not fuck me. 183 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:40,320 Mm-mmm. 184 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:49,129 Get off! You prick! 185 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,431 Jesus fuckin' Christ! 186 00:08:50,464 --> 00:08:51,498 Stop shouting! 187 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,235 Get off of me! 188 00:08:54,268 --> 00:08:56,070 - Should I break it up? - Get off me! 189 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,404 What's the point? 190 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,672 Yo, yo! Should I break this up? 191 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,207 - Yes! - No! 192 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:01,175 - Yes! - Say, "Matae!" 193 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,810 No way! Never! 194 00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:04,144 Oh, that's cool. 195 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,048 - Say, "Matae!" - You're so weak. 196 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,083 My nipple! 197 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:10,251 Whoa, should I break this up? 198 00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:11,352 - Yes! - No! 199 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,586 Yes! 200 00:09:12,619 --> 00:09:15,155 Hey! 201 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,724 What the fuck, Carmy? 202 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:18,225 Hey, guys, can you shut the fuck up, please? 203 00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:19,693 - He is mean! - Cousin, you know me. 204 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:22,696 He is fuckin' not nice! He is a fuckin' asshole! 205 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:26,133 - ... baby who has no problem-solving skills! - I wasn't even gonna say this. 206 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,468 He is selling fuckin' coke 207 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:29,103 in the back alley of The Beef! 208 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,204 Wait, wait, wait, what? 209 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,639 Stop, stop, stop! What? Fak? 210 00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:33,073 - He is selling... - Fak! 211 00:09:33,106 --> 00:09:34,308 He is selling coke 212 00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:36,176 out of the fuckin' alleyway, man. 213 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,578 Oh, are you happy now that you told Mom, 214 00:09:37,611 --> 00:09:39,146 you fuckin' stroke? 215 00:09:39,179 --> 00:09:40,547 Mommy knows now. 216 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,349 Fuck you. You're such an asshole. 217 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,418 I see you. I fuckin' see you, Neil Jeff. 218 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:07,107 Shit. 219 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,025 Cool. 220 00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,766 Ah, shit. 221 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,106 It's not that big a deal. 222 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,374 I shouldn't have fuckin' said anything... 223 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,377 Just shut the fuck up, narc. 224 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:46,046 Look, I don't deal deal like that. 225 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,180 You know, like... 226 00:10:48,582 --> 00:10:51,785 I distribute just little bits here and there 227 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,555 - when I'm holding, you know. - Out of my restaurant. 228 00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:57,324 Outta the alley behind your brother's restaurant 229 00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,491 to help it. 230 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,629 Wasn't my idea, by the way. 231 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,600 Whose idea was it? 232 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:08,035 Come on, man. 233 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,170 Think you can guess, Cousin. 234 00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,705 Let me ask you something. 235 00:11:11,738 --> 00:11:16,277 How the fuck do you think we made it through COVID: huh? 236 00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:17,745 Side hustle. 237 00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:19,580 And that's the kinda stick-to-it-ive-ness 238 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:22,449 and ingenuity and out-of-the-box thinking 239 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,318 that we look for in employees. 240 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,687 But that ship has sailed, my friend. 241 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:32,192 I sh-sh-should call, I should call 242 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,495 the fucking police on you. 243 00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:36,597 I should call the police on you for being a naive pussy... 244 00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,432 No, we're done. We're done with this fuckin' bullshit, okay? 245 00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,733 We're done with your stupid friends. 246 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:41,235 We're done with Nico. 247 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,137 Oh, my... Nico's got nothing to do with this. 248 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,238 - That's something else... - Richie, I swear to God... 249 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,140 - Alright, relax. - Swear to God! 250 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,474 Don't blow a fuse, alright? 251 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,382 Fuckin' A. 252 00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,653 Fuck me. 253 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:06,386 - Kitchen? - Out. 254 00:12:06,419 --> 00:12:08,221 - Up front? - Off! 255 00:12:08,254 --> 00:12:10,223 - Walk-in? - Kitchen works! 256 00:12:10,256 --> 00:12:11,357 Walk-in's toast. 257 00:12:14,427 --> 00:12:16,529 That's every bag of ice in River North. 258 00:12:17,563 --> 00:12:18,498 Fak, how we looking? 259 00:12:18,531 --> 00:12:19,966 Good news or bad news, Carmy. 260 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:21,968 - Sure. - Yeah. Condenser is fried. 261 00:12:22,001 --> 00:12:23,903 It's gonna cost a couple racks to fix, 262 00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:26,506 but I got a connect on a condenser guy. 263 00:12:26,539 --> 00:12:28,441 - What's good news? - The connect! 264 00:12:28,474 --> 00:12:30,443 Ah, okay. Um... 265 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:32,612 You know what, actually, change of plans. 266 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:35,315 We're gonna take everything. Just take it outside, alright? 267 00:12:35,348 --> 00:12:36,482 - Take it outside. - And do what with it? 268 00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:39,986 Alright, let's go, let's go. 269 00:12:41,254 --> 00:12:43,823 Yo, my guy. 270 00:12:43,856 --> 00:12:45,458 Yeah, can I ask you a favor? 271 00:12:50,129 --> 00:12:52,098 Glad I was working from home today, huh? 272 00:12:52,131 --> 00:12:53,233 Dude, you're a lifesaver, Petey. 273 00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:54,501 Yeah, you're a real stud, Petey. 274 00:12:54,534 --> 00:12:55,835 Ah, thanks, Cousin. 275 00:12:55,868 --> 00:12:56,569 I ain't your cousin. 276 00:12:56,602 --> 00:12:57,837 Very well. 277 00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:00,072 Sorry, not my cousin either. 278 00:13:01,307 --> 00:13:03,877 Uh... Hey, everyone. 279 00:13:03,910 --> 00:13:05,178 Dum-dum-dum. 280 00:13:05,211 --> 00:13:07,280 Nice to see you guys. What's going on? 281 00:13:07,313 --> 00:13:08,515 - Nothing. - Hey, it's alright. 282 00:13:08,548 --> 00:13:09,849 We, uh, we asked 283 00:13:09,882 --> 00:13:11,117 Pete's permission here, right, Pete? 284 00:13:11,150 --> 00:13:13,286 Ohh, you asked Pete. 285 00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:16,156 Yeah, honey. I-I said it'd be cool if they, uh, were to use the... 286 00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:18,358 Oh, okay. Well, if you said it would be cool. 287 00:13:18,391 --> 00:13:20,293 Yo, Pete, you gonna let her talk to you like that? 288 00:13:20,326 --> 00:13:22,562 - Go fuck yourself, Richard. - Yeah, I will. 289 00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:24,230 Hey, could we do this later? I kinda got a lot going on. 290 00:13:24,263 --> 00:13:25,965 Yeah. I also have a lot going on. 291 00:13:25,998 --> 00:13:29,102 Did you know I recently had a brother die too? 292 00:13:29,135 --> 00:13:30,136 Dark. 293 00:13:33,005 --> 00:13:34,340 That was dark. 294 00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:37,277 Yeah. 295 00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:38,912 Course, you're a Cubs fan. 296 00:13:38,945 --> 00:13:41,114 Who doesn't love the Cubs? 297 00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:43,416 I bet you can't name the first basemen. 298 00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:44,917 Alfonso Rivas. 299 00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:49,823 Hey, Nat, straight up, that was fuckin' gnarly. 300 00:13:49,856 --> 00:13:51,291 You're such a soft, shitty bitch. 301 00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:52,559 - What? - You call Pete 302 00:13:52,592 --> 00:13:54,361 'cause you're too scared to call me? 303 00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,229 - That's weak, bro. - No, no, no. I call Pete 304 00:13:56,262 --> 00:13:58,098 'cause every time I call you, you talk a bunch of shit 305 00:13:58,131 --> 00:13:59,399 and I can't really get into a fight right now... 306 00:13:59,432 --> 00:14:01,368 You only call me when you're freaking out. 307 00:14:01,401 --> 00:14:03,136 And since I know you're low on time, 308 00:14:03,169 --> 00:14:04,371 here are the bullet points: 309 00:14:04,404 --> 00:14:06,172 you only appear when you need something. 310 00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:07,974 You never got back to me about the thing. 311 00:14:08,007 --> 00:14:09,376 You've spent every minute since you've been back 312 00:14:09,409 --> 00:14:10,844 in that fucking restaurant, 313 00:14:10,877 --> 00:14:12,412 and now you're taking advantage of Pete? 314 00:14:12,445 --> 00:14:15,181 Oh, and you know how much I hate Richie being here. 315 00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:16,383 I'm fine with all that, 316 00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:18,251 except I do kinda like Pete now and... 317 00:14:18,284 --> 00:14:19,819 Yeah, you have such a fucking attitude. 318 00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:20,920 I went to the thing. 319 00:14:23,256 --> 00:14:26,226 Wh... You-You went to a meeting? 320 00:14:28,561 --> 00:14:30,262 Yeah. I go three times a week. 321 00:14:32,131 --> 00:14:33,233 Where? 322 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:34,333 River North. 323 00:14:35,334 --> 00:14:37,237 All family? 324 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:38,405 All family, yeah. 325 00:14:45,578 --> 00:14:47,914 Will you fight with me tomorrow? 326 00:14:47,947 --> 00:14:48,948 Yeah. 327 00:14:51,351 --> 00:14:53,019 We got one hour to service, Chefs. 328 00:14:53,052 --> 00:14:54,087 Chef, there's no light out front. 329 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:55,388 There's no more space. 330 00:14:55,421 --> 00:14:57,991 Okay. Um, that's fine. That's okay. 331 00:14:58,024 --> 00:15:00,493 Uh, Angel, I want you to take every single stock pot we have 332 00:15:00,526 --> 00:15:01,828 and put it on the stove. 333 00:15:01,861 --> 00:15:03,897 Ebra, get all the beef, 334 00:15:03,930 --> 00:15:05,432 put it in gravy, cover it, 335 00:15:05,465 --> 00:15:06,833 - warm it up for service. - Yes, Chef. 336 00:15:06,866 --> 00:15:08,368 Tina, switch to potato prep. 337 00:15:08,401 --> 00:15:10,103 Manny, you and I are gonna take all the vegetables 338 00:15:10,136 --> 00:15:11,371 that don't fit in the lowboy, 339 00:15:11,404 --> 00:15:13,907 all the chicken, put 'em in the pots, cover 'em, 340 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,542 stock it all, okay? 341 00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:17,110 So you've done this before? 342 00:15:17,143 --> 00:15:18,845 - Uh, something like that. - Behind. 343 00:15:22,949 --> 00:15:23,850 English. 344 00:15:23,883 --> 00:15:25,218 The pilot light is out. 345 00:15:25,251 --> 00:15:26,486 - Let me check it out. - Okay. 346 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:27,820 Try it now. 347 00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:30,356 Still nothing. 348 00:15:31,057 --> 00:15:32,025 Neil! 349 00:15:32,058 --> 00:15:33,960 Uh-oh. What now? 350 00:15:33,993 --> 00:15:35,295 Gas line down. 351 00:15:36,996 --> 00:15:38,798 Ugh! Son of a bitch. 352 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,035 Chef, we can't open. 353 00:15:42,068 --> 00:15:44,304 Yeah, no gas. 354 00:15:44,337 --> 00:15:45,839 Gary, it's getting greasy in here. 355 00:15:45,872 --> 00:15:47,374 Are they still building across the street? 356 00:15:47,407 --> 00:15:48,375 Very dangerous. 357 00:16:18,271 --> 00:16:21,073 Good. Yeah. Okay. 358 00:16:24,877 --> 00:16:26,513 - Hey. - Yo. 359 00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:27,847 Yo, what's going on? 360 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,849 Uh, gas line is still down, 361 00:16:29,882 --> 00:16:33,520 power's out, so, outdoor lunch service. 362 00:16:33,553 --> 00:16:35,355 - It's good. It's rad, Chef. - Thank you. 363 00:16:35,388 --> 00:16:36,523 I'mma grab something. I'll give you a hand, alright? 364 00:16:36,556 --> 00:16:37,490 Thanks. 365 00:16:40,159 --> 00:16:43,430 Yo, let me get 10 Beef All Day, six hot, four sweet. Thank you. 366 00:16:43,463 --> 00:16:45,365 - We don't have enough peppers, Chef. - Yes, we do. 367 00:16:45,398 --> 00:16:46,499 - Yo, Sweeps! - Yo. 368 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,135 Let me get a full line restock, please. 369 00:16:49,168 --> 00:16:52,038 - Gotcha. - And also, um, a towel for Tina. 370 00:16:52,071 --> 00:16:54,107 - Yes, please. - This is very flamey. 371 00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:55,508 Yo, Chef, there's a fire. 372 00:17:08,888 --> 00:17:09,855 Chef. 373 00:17:11,391 --> 00:17:13,226 You alright? 374 00:17:13,259 --> 00:17:17,364 Fucked up... Um, I was behind on cakes. 375 00:17:17,397 --> 00:17:19,465 Tried to speed it up and I blew the fuse. 376 00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:21,968 This job's insane. 377 00:17:24,303 --> 00:17:26,172 Yeah, it could go from chill to unchill in a second, 378 00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:27,374 but you gotta stay ahead on your work. 379 00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:28,374 That's just that. 380 00:17:29,175 --> 00:17:31,244 Heard. 381 00:17:31,277 --> 00:17:33,179 You know, my first job was McDonald's, 382 00:17:33,212 --> 00:17:34,414 and you don't get to be creative. 383 00:17:34,447 --> 00:17:36,516 You just work with robots 384 00:17:36,549 --> 00:17:39,819 and everything's automatic and fast and easy. 385 00:17:41,554 --> 00:17:43,890 I won't make a mistake again. 386 00:17:43,923 --> 00:17:45,392 Yeah, you will. 387 00:17:45,425 --> 00:17:48,961 But not 'cause you're you, just 'cause shit happens. 388 00:17:51,431 --> 00:17:53,299 I started a fryer fire 389 00:17:53,332 --> 00:17:55,368 night after I won Food & Wine's Best New Chef. 390 00:17:55,401 --> 00:17:56,836 Nearly burned the place down. 391 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:58,270 - For real? - For real. 392 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,308 This weird thing happens too. 393 00:18:02,341 --> 00:18:04,310 You have this minute where you... 394 00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:06,012 you're watching the fire and you're thinking... 395 00:18:07,313 --> 00:18:08,547 "If I don't do anything... 396 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,352 "this place will burn down... 397 00:18:12,385 --> 00:18:14,387 and all my anxiety will go away with it." 398 00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:18,057 And then you put the fire out. 399 00:18:19,859 --> 00:18:21,394 Then you put the fire out. 400 00:18:23,029 --> 00:18:23,930 So what's up? 401 00:18:23,963 --> 00:18:25,231 You wanna be a baby for another minute, 402 00:18:25,264 --> 00:18:26,098 or you trying to party? 403 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,235 - Let's party, man. - Let's party. 404 00:18:33,306 --> 00:18:35,474 - Chef, get in there. Let's go. - Toughen up. Come on. 405 00:18:38,478 --> 00:18:40,079 Hey, kudos to the chef. 406 00:18:47,587 --> 00:18:48,588 $5,500? 407 00:18:48,621 --> 00:18:51,091 Yeah. I'm sorry, but, yes, dude. Yeah. 408 00:18:51,124 --> 00:18:52,925 - Bro? - Bro. 409 00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:55,395 You said you had a connect. 410 00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,163 Yeah, I definitely, definitely did not... 411 00:18:57,196 --> 00:18:58,832 don't ha... don't have a connect. 412 00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,868 How are we gonna get $5,500 that fast? 413 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,475 Fuck! 414 00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:15,147 It's pretty interesting you guys coming to me now. 415 00:19:16,449 --> 00:19:18,084 I don't know. 416 00:19:18,117 --> 00:19:20,520 Obviously, I'mma have to think about it. 417 00:19:20,553 --> 00:19:21,421 Cousin, it's one more time. 418 00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:24,124 It's never again. I want it far away. 419 00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:26,259 I don't wanna know the details. 420 00:19:26,292 --> 00:19:27,494 We need this. 421 00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:29,829 The fridge won't work without a condenser. 422 00:19:29,862 --> 00:19:30,529 We? 423 00:19:31,264 --> 00:19:32,331 We? 424 00:19:33,266 --> 00:19:34,401 Say, "Matae." 425 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,435 Richie. 426 00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:37,103 No. Say, "Matae," Neil. 427 00:19:39,272 --> 00:19:40,473 You didn't even win. 428 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:43,476 This is me winning. 429 00:19:46,946 --> 00:19:47,980 Say, "Matae." 430 00:19:49,282 --> 00:19:50,850 Say it, Fak. 431 00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:52,952 Carm. 432 00:19:52,985 --> 00:19:54,387 Say, "Matae," bro. 433 00:19:56,889 --> 00:19:58,091 Fuck it. 434 00:19:58,124 --> 00:19:59,959 Matae, matae, matae. 435 00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:06,065 Your wish is my command, Neil. 436 00:20:08,534 --> 00:20:10,904 Cousin, this is the last time, right? 437 00:20:10,937 --> 00:20:11,937 Yeah. 438 00:20:13,139 --> 00:20:15,541 Richard. 439 00:20:17,276 --> 00:20:20,246 Carmen... I understand. 440 00:20:26,252 --> 00:20:27,787 Thank fuck! 441 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,390 Alright. 442 00:20:46,824 --> 00:20:47,858 Chef. 443 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,519 You okay? 444 00:20:51,552 --> 00:20:52,619 - Yeah. - Yeah? 445 00:20:58,492 --> 00:21:00,027 You were great today. 446 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:01,428 - Thank you. - Hmm. 447 00:21:02,229 --> 00:21:03,764 Thanks. 448 00:21:03,797 --> 00:21:06,934 It really reminded me of like catering. 449 00:21:06,967 --> 00:21:09,469 Just that energy. I don't know. 450 00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:11,806 What was the deal with that? 451 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,040 Was that just like the world or... 452 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:14,175 Oh, jeez. 453 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,576 It was a lot of things. 454 00:21:17,845 --> 00:21:20,647 Got too big too fast. 455 00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:27,655 Wasn't exactly liquid enough for a brick and mortar. 456 00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:32,493 And so running it out of my garage was... stupid. 457 00:21:32,526 --> 00:21:33,894 Uh... 458 00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,629 My credit got destroyed. 459 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,666 I mean, my whole shit got rocked, 460 00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:42,136 and there's not a night I don't stay up just thinking 461 00:21:42,169 --> 00:21:44,171 about what I could've done different. 462 00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:49,143 Like, it was the first time I didn't have a complete 463 00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:51,178 and utter psychopath behind me 464 00:21:51,211 --> 00:21:54,515 screaming and pushing and yelling. 465 00:21:54,548 --> 00:21:55,349 And... 466 00:21:56,817 --> 00:21:58,852 I thought I-I wanted that, you know. 467 00:22:01,221 --> 00:22:03,524 But... 468 00:22:03,557 --> 00:22:04,891 look where that got me, so. 469 00:22:07,661 --> 00:22:08,729 Heard, Chef. 470 00:22:11,065 --> 00:22:12,800 Um, can you, 471 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:14,535 can you help me strain the stock? 472 00:22:14,568 --> 00:22:15,903 Yeah, of course. Yes, Chef. 473 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:22,310 Thanks. 474 00:24:34,305 --> 00:24:44,305 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/a8sb6 Help other users to choose the best subtitles