1 00:00:01,847 --> 00:00:04,520 Thank God you found us 2 00:00:04,553 --> 00:00:07,659 at 93.1 FM WXRT: 3 00:00:07,692 --> 00:00:11,132 I'm Lin Brehmer, your best friend in the whole world. 4 00:00:11,165 --> 00:00:12,034 It's great to be alive. 5 00:00:12,067 --> 00:00:14,673 So let's start today with a songwriter, 6 00:00:14,706 --> 00:00:17,679 who has been known to climb on the stage of the Metro 7 00:00:17,712 --> 00:00:20,284 as the Christmas Unicorn, 8 00:00:20,317 --> 00:00:24,259 a rare and beautiful creature costumed in stunning colors. 9 00:00:24,292 --> 00:00:27,499 And while you've heard all roads lead to Rome, 10 00:00:27,532 --> 00:00:30,538 some roads lead from Chicago. 11 00:00:30,571 --> 00:00:32,676 This is Sufjan Stevens. 12 00:00:32,709 --> 00:00:34,613 This is "Chicago." 13 00:02:23,631 --> 00:02:26,570 "This writer, as all my readers know, 14 00:02:26,603 --> 00:02:29,977 "is devoted to Chicago and for better or worse, 15 00:02:30,010 --> 00:02:32,649 "the neighborhoods are changing. 16 00:02:32,682 --> 00:02:34,553 "I'm fascinated by the intersection 17 00:02:34,586 --> 00:02:37,559 "of the stalwart and the progressive 18 00:02:37,592 --> 00:02:39,863 "and chronicling my findings. 19 00:02:39,896 --> 00:02:41,801 "Can the windy city evolve 20 00:02:41,834 --> 00:02:44,740 "without losing its true essence? 21 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:47,813 "We wonder at times if nostalgia clouds our judgment 22 00:02:47,846 --> 00:02:50,217 "and creates an angry desire 23 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:53,691 "for perfection with every turned over spot... 24 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:58,266 "Which is why we have chose to revisit The Beef of Chicagoland, 25 00:02:58,299 --> 00:02:59,669 "a River North staple. 26 00:03:00,705 --> 00:03:02,576 "Long known as a family joint, 27 00:03:02,609 --> 00:03:03,978 "the purveyor of sloppy, 28 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:06,015 "but tasty Italian beef sandwiches, 29 00:03:06,048 --> 00:03:09,990 "the word we would have used to describe The, The Beef 30 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,927 "before this review was 'reliable.' 31 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:13,731 "The word I would choose now, 32 00:03:13,764 --> 00:03:16,737 "after my most recent meals 33 00:03:16,770 --> 00:03:19,843 "at the well-loved, if not shabby establishment, 34 00:03:19,876 --> 00:03:21,847 "is 'elevated' or 'elegant.' 35 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,553 The menu is slightly updated..." 36 00:03:24,586 --> 00:03:25,955 Twenty minutes to open, Chefs. 37 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,526 - Chef. - Syd, you set up? 38 00:03:27,559 --> 00:03:28,661 - Uh, yes, Chef, ready to go. - Thank you. 39 00:03:28,695 --> 00:03:31,032 "... and it's clear more changes are coming." 40 00:03:31,065 --> 00:03:32,536 Chef, stop reading that shit. 41 00:03:32,569 --> 00:03:33,771 We got a lot to do today, okay? 42 00:03:33,804 --> 00:03:35,575 We open in 20, to-go's live in 20. 43 00:03:35,608 --> 00:03:36,643 Let's fucking go. 44 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,046 Oh, you'll like this part, Carmy. 45 00:03:38,079 --> 00:03:39,015 You'll like this part, Carmen. 46 00:03:39,048 --> 00:03:40,919 "Even if the walls are stained, 47 00:03:40,952 --> 00:03:42,889 the staff moves are next level." 48 00:03:42,922 --> 00:03:44,560 Where is Tina? She's still not here? 49 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,497 Uh, no, Chef, I'm covering her prep. 50 00:03:46,530 --> 00:03:48,601 Um, can we maybe... Should we, like... 51 00:03:48,634 --> 00:03:52,274 "The sandwiches are so delicious as ever, 52 00:03:52,307 --> 00:03:55,013 "but the standout dish that... 53 00:03:55,046 --> 00:03:57,017 "that, that encapsulates all, 54 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:59,957 "this was the risotto with braised beef. 55 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:04,766 "The rice was luscious with a surprising ribbon of brine 56 00:04:04,799 --> 00:04:06,537 "running through the sauce. 57 00:04:06,570 --> 00:04:08,774 The chef obviously knew what she was doing." 58 00:04:08,807 --> 00:04:10,945 Ebra, enough, please. Back to work. 59 00:04:10,978 --> 00:04:11,981 - Thank you. - Um... 60 00:04:12,014 --> 00:04:14,051 - So... - Ribbon of brine, huh? 61 00:04:14,084 --> 00:04:17,626 Well, I gave a dish to a customer 62 00:04:17,659 --> 00:04:18,761 because I didn't want it to go to waste. 63 00:04:18,794 --> 00:04:20,498 I obviously didn't know who he was. 64 00:04:20,531 --> 00:04:22,034 Chef, it's all good. It's all good. 65 00:04:22,067 --> 00:04:24,840 Um, okay. So, you know, it was an accident 66 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:25,742 and, and it's fine, right? 67 00:04:25,775 --> 00:04:27,779 Like, it's not weird or anything like... 68 00:04:27,812 --> 00:04:29,516 - Good for business. - Right, yes, exactly. 69 00:04:29,549 --> 00:04:30,685 - Hey, Syd, congrats. - Um, and, yeah, 70 00:04:30,718 --> 00:04:32,522 - I just wanna... - Yeah, you better tell your pops. 71 00:04:32,555 --> 00:04:33,891 For sure. And I just wanna make sure, you know, 72 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:34,927 like, everything's okay. 73 00:04:34,960 --> 00:04:36,797 It's not weird or dumb, whatever. 74 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:37,966 It's okay, Syd. 75 00:04:37,999 --> 00:04:39,536 It's not weird. It's good. 76 00:04:39,569 --> 00:04:40,805 - Yeah. Okay. Thanks. - Alright? 77 00:04:40,838 --> 00:04:42,542 Sandwiches are totally different, though. 78 00:04:42,575 --> 00:04:44,111 That guy's a fuckin' hack anyway. 79 00:04:44,144 --> 00:04:45,615 Totally. 80 00:04:45,648 --> 00:04:47,586 - To-go boxes ready? - Uh, yes, almost. 81 00:04:47,619 --> 00:04:48,721 - Thank you, Chef. - Sorry. 82 00:04:48,755 --> 00:04:50,892 I'm sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 83 00:04:50,925 --> 00:04:52,996 - Yo. - Louie got suspended. 84 00:04:53,029 --> 00:04:55,000 Louie, apologize to Jeff. 85 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:57,505 - Sorry, Jeff. - That's alright, Louie. 86 00:04:57,538 --> 00:04:59,810 Say hello to Jeff's friend. 87 00:04:59,843 --> 00:05:02,081 - Hi, Jeff's friend. - Hi, um, Louie. 88 00:05:02,114 --> 00:05:04,051 Hey, T, we got a lot to do today, please hustle, okay? 89 00:05:04,084 --> 00:05:05,688 I need you to catch up. Thank you, Chef. 90 00:05:05,721 --> 00:05:07,792 Yes, Jeff, but Louie... 91 00:05:07,825 --> 00:05:10,030 - What about Louie? - Um, he needs to know... 92 00:05:10,063 --> 00:05:11,967 You need to teach him how to work in the kitchen. 93 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,971 - Today? - Mm-hmm. 94 00:05:14,004 --> 00:05:16,677 Sure, Tina. Today, the day we're running the new program. 95 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:19,683 Um, Chef Sydney, you got that, right? 96 00:05:19,716 --> 00:05:21,854 - Yeah. Sure. - Thank you, Chef. 97 00:05:21,887 --> 00:05:24,091 "But it was the coriander..." 98 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,963 Okay, Ebra, let's get to work, please. 99 00:05:28,066 --> 00:05:29,135 What are you reading? 100 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:31,740 Oh, a review, five stars. 101 00:05:31,773 --> 00:05:33,811 - Oh, shit! - It's nothing. 102 00:05:33,844 --> 00:05:35,013 - It's not... - Is five stars good? 103 00:05:35,046 --> 00:05:36,149 Very good. 104 00:05:36,182 --> 00:05:37,719 What's up? 105 00:05:37,752 --> 00:05:39,623 I need help with him. 106 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:41,660 Yo. Go wait in Jeff's office 107 00:05:41,693 --> 00:05:44,131 and think about what the fuck you did. 108 00:05:44,164 --> 00:05:47,739 Uh, yeah, um, he is, um, 109 00:05:47,772 --> 00:05:50,712 you know, getting into trouble, doing dumb shit. 110 00:05:50,745 --> 00:05:52,081 Is not interested in anything... 111 00:05:52,114 --> 00:05:53,718 So you brought him here? 112 00:05:53,751 --> 00:05:55,621 Hmm. Claro que sí. 113 00:05:56,155 --> 00:05:57,124 ¿Por qué? 114 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:58,961 Porque you taught me. 115 00:05:58,994 --> 00:06:00,163 You could teach him. 116 00:06:00,196 --> 00:06:02,034 Teach him what exactly? 117 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:04,840 Uh, your skills, man. You got skills. 118 00:06:04,873 --> 00:06:06,777 - Skills? - Yes. 119 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:10,117 Shabby? This guy's a hacky fuck, right? 120 00:06:10,150 --> 00:06:11,720 That's exactly what I said. 121 00:06:11,753 --> 00:06:14,025 Yo. Why's he talking about risotto, Cousin? 122 00:06:14,058 --> 00:06:15,728 We don't have risotto on the menu. 123 00:06:15,761 --> 00:06:18,601 That's a, uh, dish that Sydney's been working on. 124 00:06:18,634 --> 00:06:21,005 And how did this fuckin' mamaluke try it? 125 00:06:21,038 --> 00:06:23,443 Sydney accidentally left it at his table. 126 00:06:23,476 --> 00:06:25,046 - Accidentally? - Accidentally. 127 00:06:26,817 --> 00:06:29,055 Let me ask you, what's the pickup on risotto? 128 00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,658 Feel like that's kinda crazy, right? 129 00:06:30,691 --> 00:06:31,593 We're not gonna do that. 130 00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:32,293 No, we're not gonna do that. 131 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:34,131 Fifteen minutes to open, Chefs! 132 00:06:34,164 --> 00:06:35,635 - Yes, Chef. - Thank you. 133 00:06:35,668 --> 00:06:36,804 Oh, shit. 134 00:06:36,837 --> 00:06:38,708 Sydney, you blowing somebody 135 00:06:38,741 --> 00:06:39,943 down at The Telegraph? 136 00:06:39,977 --> 00:06:41,981 Yeah, Richie, that's exactly what's happening. 137 00:06:42,014 --> 00:06:44,452 I'm blowing somebody down at The Telegraph. 138 00:06:44,485 --> 00:06:46,857 Oh, Louiecito, get over here. 139 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:48,059 Oh, my man. 140 00:06:48,092 --> 00:06:50,163 Whoa. You bulking up? 141 00:06:50,196 --> 00:06:52,736 - I'm trying, yeah. - Yeah, man, looking good. 142 00:06:52,769 --> 00:06:55,808 Okay, um, can we please go over the new system today? 143 00:06:55,841 --> 00:06:57,712 You got it, boss. 144 00:06:57,745 --> 00:07:01,620 Fascinating how you accidentally 145 00:07:01,653 --> 00:07:03,223 gave a dish that's not on the menu... 146 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,493 - Cousin. Hey! - ... to a guy who happened to be 147 00:07:04,526 --> 00:07:06,195 - a food critic. Do me a favor. Shut the fuck up. 148 00:07:06,228 --> 00:07:08,033 No, it's just, it's hard to digest. 149 00:07:08,066 --> 00:07:09,670 - Sydney, boxes. - Yes, Chef. 150 00:07:09,703 --> 00:07:11,039 - Thank you so much. - Gary, come on. 151 00:07:11,072 --> 00:07:12,074 What's a ribbon of brine? 152 00:07:12,107 --> 00:07:13,978 Okay, Chefs, listen up. 153 00:07:14,011 --> 00:07:17,686 Uh, I'm gonna turn on the to-go's in 10 minutes. 154 00:07:17,719 --> 00:07:19,923 So we're gonna count off, alright? 155 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,159 Pars all day. 156 00:07:21,192 --> 00:07:23,063 Syd, salads. Count. 157 00:07:23,096 --> 00:07:24,165 Twenty-five all day, Chef. 158 00:07:24,198 --> 00:07:25,868 Twenty-five. Thank you. 159 00:07:25,901 --> 00:07:27,672 Grilled pars. Tina, chicken? 160 00:07:27,705 --> 00:07:28,941 Uh, 32 all day, Chef. 161 00:07:28,974 --> 00:07:30,712 Thirty-two. Thank you. 162 00:07:30,745 --> 00:07:32,682 - Ebra, beef all day? - One hundred, Chef. 163 00:07:32,715 --> 00:07:33,984 One hundred. Thank you. 164 00:07:34,017 --> 00:07:35,822 Richie, go fuck yourself. 165 00:07:35,855 --> 00:07:37,024 Sixty-nine all day, Chef. 166 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,128 And, Marcus, cakes all day? 167 00:07:39,161 --> 00:07:40,898 Uh... Uh, give me a sec. 168 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:41,900 Nope. Faster. How many? 169 00:07:41,933 --> 00:07:43,804 I just got a little behind. I'mma catch up. 170 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,675 Marcus, if you're still fucking with those donuts right now 171 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,077 I'm gonna fuck your day up. You hear me? 172 00:07:47,110 --> 00:07:48,246 - Yes, Chef. - Thank you, Chef. 173 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:50,117 No, no, no. Uh-uh. 174 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:51,887 Nope. Sorry, guys. 175 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:53,089 This is the thunderdome right here. 176 00:07:53,122 --> 00:07:54,860 Take the kindergarten somewhere else. 177 00:07:54,893 --> 00:07:56,095 Not that I don't appreciate the giddyup, 178 00:07:56,128 --> 00:07:57,197 but you're not quite there yet. 179 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:58,734 - Um, okay. - Okay. 180 00:07:58,767 --> 00:08:00,938 Can we please talk about the new to-go system? 181 00:08:00,971 --> 00:08:01,974 Yeah, you got it, boss. 182 00:08:02,007 --> 00:08:02,976 Fellas, I gotta talk to Sydney. 183 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:04,145 Excuse me, lizards. 184 00:08:04,178 --> 00:08:05,982 Just, um, take this 185 00:08:06,015 --> 00:08:07,986 and do this over by the deli counter. 186 00:08:08,019 --> 00:08:09,121 Yes. Thank you. 187 00:08:09,154 --> 00:08:10,223 Ten minutes to open, Chefs. 188 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,597 Bravo. 189 00:08:13,630 --> 00:08:16,837 Alright, boss lady, you did it. 190 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:18,641 Got your little dish in the paper. 191 00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:19,843 A little to-go tablet. 192 00:08:19,876 --> 00:08:21,747 Everything's going according to plan, huh? 193 00:08:21,780 --> 00:08:22,982 I have a plan? 194 00:08:23,016 --> 00:08:24,753 Yeah, this is what you wanted to do from the beginning, right? 195 00:08:24,786 --> 00:08:26,022 You know, you push my people out. 196 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:28,794 - Your people? - Yeah, you know, push out the working man, 197 00:08:28,827 --> 00:08:31,065 - make room for whatever fuckin'... - The working man? 198 00:08:31,098 --> 00:08:33,036 jabronistas this stupid article's gonna bring in. 199 00:08:33,069 --> 00:08:36,677 Sorry, um, are you the new face of the working man? 200 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:37,879 - Right. - Richie, congrats. 201 00:08:37,912 --> 00:08:39,148 That is huge. 202 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:41,018 - Bullshit aside... - Huh? 203 00:08:41,051 --> 00:08:43,189 What's your angle? Level with me. 204 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:45,628 - My angle? - Yeah. 205 00:08:45,661 --> 00:08:48,233 Uh, my angle's that I was hired to work here. 206 00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:51,205 So now I'm working here and I'm trying to bring business in. 207 00:08:51,238 --> 00:08:53,644 - That's my angle. - Yeah, but it's the wrong kind of business. 208 00:08:53,677 --> 00:08:55,013 You know, you're bringing in all these fucking strokes. 209 00:08:55,046 --> 00:08:57,786 - They're gonna box out the OGs. - Okay. The OGs? 210 00:08:57,819 --> 00:09:00,223 Yeah, bus drivers, secretaries, teachers. 211 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:01,927 - Sorry, are we just naming professions? - You know, it's just confusing. 212 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,664 - I can do that too. - People are gonna know... 213 00:09:03,697 --> 00:09:05,167 - Bricklayers, clock workers... - ... not know what's on the menu. 214 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,237 What's not on the menu is the risotto. 215 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:09,041 Okay, well, if there's confusion, 216 00:09:09,074 --> 00:09:10,845 let me help clarify some things. 217 00:09:10,878 --> 00:09:11,947 - Okay. - Okay? Um. 218 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:14,185 We all work in a restaurant, right? 219 00:09:14,218 --> 00:09:17,224 And, um, we, uh, make food in the restaurant. 220 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,161 We all try to do a good job. I don't know about you. 221 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:20,665 But, anyway, people come 222 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:22,201 and they buy their food with money 223 00:09:22,234 --> 00:09:23,771 and they spend their money 224 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:25,040 and then, uh, we take our earnings 225 00:09:25,073 --> 00:09:28,046 and, um, just, you know, live our lives. 226 00:09:28,079 --> 00:09:29,649 That's it. 227 00:09:29,682 --> 00:09:30,852 It's business. 228 00:09:30,885 --> 00:09:33,824 The point of this is that it is a business, 229 00:09:33,857 --> 00:09:36,128 not, uh, some sort of a hollow shell 230 00:09:36,161 --> 00:09:39,068 you can project your dying fantasies or whatever. 231 00:09:39,101 --> 00:09:40,738 You don't need to get nasty, young lady. 232 00:09:40,771 --> 00:09:43,844 And you just don't need to speak to me at all, I guess. 233 00:09:43,877 --> 00:09:46,950 By the way, those OGs you love waxing on and on about 234 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:50,056 all come here, split one sandwich and a free cup of water 235 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,760 and then treat the rest of us like shit. 236 00:09:51,793 --> 00:09:52,929 So this is a war on poor people? 237 00:09:52,962 --> 00:09:55,868 No, this is a war on you shutting the fuck up, Richie, 238 00:09:55,901 --> 00:09:58,072 and learning how to use the tablet. 239 00:09:58,105 --> 00:10:00,678 - The end, dude. - What is the end? 240 00:10:00,711 --> 00:10:03,116 The end is that I was telling Richie 241 00:10:03,149 --> 00:10:06,957 that we are learning how to use the tablet, and it's good. 242 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:09,228 And it's good for business, and you and I agree. 243 00:10:09,261 --> 00:10:10,498 Yes. Your idea, but, yes. 244 00:10:10,531 --> 00:10:13,069 Yeah. But you agree w-with me about the other thing, right? 245 00:10:13,102 --> 00:10:14,004 - Uh, what other thing? - What's the other thing? 246 00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:15,908 That, That people are gonna come in here 247 00:10:15,941 --> 00:10:17,077 thinking they're gonna get her food. 248 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,981 That's some fuckin' 249 00:10:19,014 --> 00:10:21,118 - millennial shit. - You are not even Italian. 250 00:10:21,151 --> 00:10:22,855 Stop, it's a little bit messy, okay? 251 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:24,091 We will figure it out. 252 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,227 I just turned on the to-go tablet. 253 00:10:25,260 --> 00:10:26,964 - Are we ready? - No. 254 00:10:26,997 --> 00:10:27,966 Nine minutes to open, Chef. 255 00:10:27,999 --> 00:10:28,901 This is gonna be bad. 256 00:10:28,934 --> 00:10:29,803 - Um, Chef? - Yes. 257 00:10:29,836 --> 00:10:32,307 Uh, sorry, I just don't, uh, feel like 258 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:34,111 we're on the same page right now. 259 00:10:34,144 --> 00:10:35,715 - I feel like we're not good. - We're good, Chef. 260 00:10:35,748 --> 00:10:36,884 Let's get through the day, please. 261 00:10:36,917 --> 00:10:38,219 - Chef! - What? 262 00:10:38,252 --> 00:10:39,221 Fuck! 263 00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:41,826 What? 264 00:10:44,899 --> 00:10:46,001 Fuck. What the fuck? 265 00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:48,908 - Syd? - Uh, okay. 266 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:52,949 Um, I, uh, uh, uh. Cool. I don't know, um. 267 00:10:52,982 --> 00:10:54,786 You left the preorder option open. 268 00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:56,857 O-Okay, uh... No. I'm sorry. 269 00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,928 - Yes. - What's that mean? 270 00:10:58,961 --> 00:11:01,132 That means we have 78 slices of chocolate cake, 271 00:11:01,165 --> 00:11:04,773 99 French fries, 54 chickens, 38 salads 272 00:11:04,806 --> 00:11:08,948 and 255 beef sandwiches due up in eight minutes. 273 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:11,285 - So, yeah, Syd, fuck. - I fuckin' told you. 274 00:11:11,318 --> 00:11:12,822 You didn't fuckin' tell me shit. 275 00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:14,058 Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up! 276 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,794 Let me think for a fuckin' second. 277 00:11:16,963 --> 00:11:18,032 Fucking twice. I told you. 278 00:11:18,065 --> 00:11:19,000 I told you to be more fucking ready. 279 00:11:19,034 --> 00:11:20,905 I told you that dish wasn't fuckin' ready. 280 00:11:20,938 --> 00:11:22,040 What does this have to do with this? 281 00:11:22,073 --> 00:11:23,242 Chef, stop! Stop! 282 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:29,321 Chefs, go to the walk-in, get all the cooked beef. 283 00:11:29,354 --> 00:11:32,060 Slice it, put it in jus. Get it now! 284 00:11:32,093 --> 00:11:33,764 Get all 32 chickens. 285 00:11:33,797 --> 00:11:35,768 Get them searing, roasting. 286 00:11:35,801 --> 00:11:38,206 Tina, sausages, burgers, hot dogs, 287 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,308 everything on the grill. 288 00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:41,178 Fire everything right fucking now! 289 00:11:41,211 --> 00:11:42,749 Yes, Chef! 290 00:11:42,782 --> 00:11:44,184 Fak, contribute in any way humanly possible. 291 00:11:44,217 --> 00:11:45,988 - Yes, Chef. - Get out of my fuckin' way. 292 00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:48,026 Ebra, make sandwiches! 293 00:11:48,059 --> 00:11:50,798 Don't stop making fucking sandwiches. 294 00:11:50,831 --> 00:11:52,301 - Yes, Chef. - I'm gonna make three sections, okay? 295 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:54,939 They're gonna be wet, hot, and sweet, alright? 296 00:11:54,972 --> 00:11:56,943 I'm gonna take green tape. Make those sections. Louie? 297 00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:57,911 I want you to get the sandwiches, 298 00:11:57,945 --> 00:11:59,214 put 'em in the corresponding sections. 299 00:11:59,247 --> 00:12:00,317 - Copy? - Okay, yeah, yeah. 300 00:12:00,350 --> 00:12:02,220 Yo, Sweeps, bag, Sharpie. 301 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:04,793 - Label that shit, please, Chef. - Yes, Chef. 302 00:12:04,826 --> 00:12:07,799 Tina, fire every single chicken we have, please, okay? 303 00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:09,936 Richie, do you even know how to do fries? 304 00:12:09,969 --> 00:12:11,974 Yes. I know we need 'em now. 305 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:14,078 Okay, um, Marcus, where are we on cakes? 306 00:12:14,111 --> 00:12:15,080 Uh, getting there. 307 00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,852 Getting there? What the fuck do you... Marcus? 308 00:12:17,885 --> 00:12:20,891 What the fuck are you doing still working on this shit? 309 00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:22,194 Yo, come on, what, what are you tripping for? 310 00:12:22,227 --> 00:12:24,164 Come on? What the fuck am I tripping for? 311 00:12:24,197 --> 00:12:25,968 - Are you here right now? - It doesn't make a difference. 312 00:12:26,001 --> 00:12:27,137 There's four cakes and still... 313 00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:29,843 - Yeah, I was gonna cut them. - They're not even cut yet? 314 00:12:29,876 --> 00:12:31,112 - Yeah, it's not that big of a deal. - Yo, what is this? 315 00:12:31,145 --> 00:12:32,882 - What is this? Chef! - Um, I am... 316 00:12:32,915 --> 00:12:34,853 um, I'm doing them in five... 317 00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:36,322 No, no, stop, everything. 318 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,825 Fire everything right fucking now. 319 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,228 Okay. I'll fire everything now. 320 00:12:39,261 --> 00:12:40,130 I just was finishing talking 321 00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:42,200 - to Marcus and I... - Step out. Step out. 322 00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:43,937 Okay, I'm gonna talk to Marcus about... 323 00:12:43,970 --> 00:12:46,576 Get the fuck off my expo, Chef, now! 324 00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:49,281 Get the fuck off! Thank you! 325 00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:54,191 We're firing 76 beefs, 34 chickens, okay? 326 00:12:54,224 --> 00:12:57,898 12 French fries, 12 mash fuckin' now! 327 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,604 - Yes, Chef. - Thank you! 328 00:13:00,637 --> 00:13:01,940 Behind. 329 00:13:01,973 --> 00:13:03,008 Corner. Oh! 330 00:13:04,645 --> 00:13:06,048 Five minutes to open. 331 00:13:06,081 --> 00:13:07,217 Shit. 332 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:09,455 You didn't say corner. 333 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,857 You didn't say corner. 334 00:13:11,659 --> 00:13:12,861 Fuck you, Richie. 335 00:13:12,895 --> 00:13:15,601 - You don't need to curse at me like a maniac. - Fuck... you... 336 00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,939 - You didn't say corner. - You're a fucking maniac, man. 337 00:13:17,972 --> 00:13:20,544 It's your bullshit that fucked us today, not mine. 338 00:13:20,577 --> 00:13:21,947 It's your bullshit. 339 00:13:21,980 --> 00:13:23,249 Fuck you, Richie. 340 00:13:23,282 --> 00:13:24,986 - Sydney? - Fuck you. 341 00:13:25,019 --> 00:13:26,222 I like that pace, Louie. 342 00:13:26,255 --> 00:13:27,525 Yeah, baby. 343 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:28,527 Chef, are you okay? 344 00:13:28,560 --> 00:13:30,498 Yeah, I'm fucking okay, Tina. 345 00:13:30,531 --> 00:13:32,067 Thank you. 346 00:13:32,100 --> 00:13:34,271 Hey, you don't need to be screaming and shit. 347 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:37,010 - That's not you. - You know, maybe it is. 348 00:13:37,043 --> 00:13:38,479 Maybe it really is. 349 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:40,584 I don't know what you are going to learn 350 00:13:40,617 --> 00:13:44,191 o-or what Louie is supposed to learn in this shit hole of a place, 351 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,897 but, please, just make sure he keeps up on pace 352 00:13:46,930 --> 00:13:48,534 and, and, and that you finish your shit. 353 00:13:48,567 --> 00:13:50,571 Okay, yes, Chef. I just wanted to check and see... 354 00:13:50,604 --> 00:13:53,576 It's fine. Please finish your prep. 355 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:55,714 Yes, Chef. 356 00:13:55,748 --> 00:13:59,254 Still waiting on 55 beef, 24 chicken and pepper, 357 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:01,025 41 dogs, six Greek salads. 358 00:14:01,058 --> 00:14:04,532 Somebody get me a fucking Sharpie that fucking works! 359 00:14:04,565 --> 00:14:07,003 - Fuck! - Somebody get baby boy a fucking Sharpie already. 360 00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:08,540 - Yo, Jeff? - Yes! 361 00:14:08,573 --> 00:14:10,611 We're outta giardiniera. 362 00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:12,214 Uh, that's fine. We'll make it fresh. 363 00:14:12,247 --> 00:14:13,517 - Sydney. - What? 364 00:14:13,550 --> 00:14:14,519 - Prep giardiniera, please. - Fine. 365 00:14:14,552 --> 00:14:16,556 Cousin, out here. Get me a fucking Sharpie. 366 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,494 Get me a fucking Sharpie. 367 00:14:18,527 --> 00:14:20,531 Chef, hey, prep giardiniera. 368 00:14:20,564 --> 00:14:23,937 Fuck, we, uh, fired two more cakes to go. 369 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,541 - Fire two more cakes to go. - No. No more orders. 370 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,012 No more fucking... Are you fucking deaf? 371 00:14:28,045 --> 00:14:30,618 Oh, I'm s... You're extra fucking confusing today, man. 372 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:32,086 Sharpie! 373 00:14:33,055 --> 00:14:34,158 - Fuck! - Oh, my God. 374 00:14:34,191 --> 00:14:35,961 Carmy is very mad. 375 00:14:36,663 --> 00:14:38,166 Christ. 376 00:14:38,199 --> 00:14:40,170 Hey, uh, what the fuck are you doing? 377 00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:41,973 What does it look like? I'm helping you. 378 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:45,079 Uh, don't. Uh, that's my vegetables, so... 379 00:14:45,112 --> 00:14:47,317 What are you talking about? They're all going in the same place here. 380 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:49,722 It was the prep that was assigned to me, 381 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:51,626 so they are mine. 382 00:14:51,659 --> 00:14:53,463 Let go and go away. 383 00:14:53,497 --> 00:14:54,566 You know, there's something broken in you. 384 00:14:54,599 --> 00:14:56,936 Alright? You're being mean and it's ugly. 385 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,214 You wanna talk about fuckin' ugly, Richie? 386 00:15:02,247 --> 00:15:03,951 You are a loser. 387 00:15:03,984 --> 00:15:05,487 - You're a loser. - No, Richie. 388 00:15:05,521 --> 00:15:06,957 - Yeah. - You're the fuckin' loser 389 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,159 - who can't do shit... - You're a conceited 390 00:15:08,192 --> 00:15:09,261 and condescending ribbon of brine... 391 00:15:09,294 --> 00:15:10,531 You can't peel fucking vegetables. 392 00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,133 You can't fucking do shit. 393 00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:15,039 You waste space here. You are a fucking loser. 394 00:15:15,072 --> 00:15:17,477 And that is why you hate that I'm here, right? 395 00:15:17,511 --> 00:15:19,081 Because I see you 396 00:15:19,114 --> 00:15:21,620 for the loser that you fucking are. 397 00:15:21,653 --> 00:15:23,222 And everybody knows it. 398 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,993 I know it. Harvey knows it. 399 00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:26,195 And your daughter probably knows it. 400 00:15:26,228 --> 00:15:27,464 Poor fucking girl. 401 00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:29,201 So how about you go to the register 402 00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:31,640 and do the one fucking thing you know how to do? 403 00:15:31,673 --> 00:15:33,744 Yo, why are being such a fucking bitch right now? 404 00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:36,148 I don't know, Richie, why am I? 405 00:15:36,181 --> 00:15:38,486 - Oh, you gonna fuckin' stab me? - Yeah, maybe I fucking will. 406 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,622 - Yeah? - Giardiniera! 407 00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:41,025 Shut the fuck up! 408 00:15:41,058 --> 00:15:42,093 Three minutes to open. 409 00:15:42,126 --> 00:15:43,497 Yo, Carmy, I did it. 410 00:15:43,530 --> 00:15:44,999 I figured out what I was doing wrong. 411 00:15:45,032 --> 00:15:46,268 You know, I was trying to make a cake donut 412 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,005 when they should've been yeast all along and... 413 00:15:48,038 --> 00:15:50,511 Marcus, why are you fuckin' with me? 414 00:15:50,544 --> 00:15:51,713 Why are you fucking with me? 415 00:15:51,746 --> 00:15:54,586 Why are you fucking with me? Why are you fucking with me? 416 00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,723 Huh? Get the fuck back to work! 417 00:15:56,756 --> 00:15:58,459 - Move. - Holy shit. 418 00:15:58,493 --> 00:16:00,564 - What the fuck? - Everybody, fuckin' idiots! 419 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:03,002 Yo, Cousin, just fuckin'... 420 00:16:03,035 --> 00:16:04,137 Shut the fuck up! 421 00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,545 - Holy fucking shit! - Fuck. Mother fuck. 422 00:16:07,578 --> 00:16:08,747 Yo. We have a customer out here. 423 00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:10,483 I got stabbed. Not right now. 424 00:16:10,517 --> 00:16:12,521 I got stabbed. Son of a fuckin'... 425 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,690 - Ebra. - Open in one minute! 426 00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,260 Ebra, I got stabbed. 427 00:16:15,293 --> 00:16:16,763 Probably fuckin' deserved it. 428 00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,633 If... M-Maybe. 429 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,136 Yo, Louie, how we looking? 430 00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:21,606 - Good, uh. - Good. Sweet? 431 00:16:21,639 --> 00:16:22,742 Thirty-seven, Chef. 432 00:16:22,775 --> 00:16:23,744 Keep going, please. Keep going. 433 00:16:23,777 --> 00:16:25,113 Thank you, Chef. 434 00:16:25,146 --> 00:16:26,650 Ebra, make that fuckin' fast! 435 00:16:26,683 --> 00:16:27,685 I'm trying. 436 00:16:27,718 --> 00:16:28,720 Ehh... fuck. 437 00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:29,755 Don't move. 438 00:16:32,226 --> 00:16:33,161 Uh... Is it bad? 439 00:16:33,195 --> 00:16:35,768 Tell me about the fuckin' factions again. 440 00:16:35,801 --> 00:16:37,772 Stop moving. 441 00:16:37,805 --> 00:16:40,242 Siad Barre caused violence, oppression. 442 00:16:41,078 --> 00:16:42,682 Civil War. 443 00:16:42,715 --> 00:16:44,351 Many factions, many groups, 444 00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:45,821 all fighting for power. 445 00:16:45,854 --> 00:16:47,725 The central government collapsed. 446 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:50,229 Somalia became a failed state. 447 00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,233 Many civilians were killed. 448 00:16:52,266 --> 00:16:55,273 Mohamed Farrah Aidid would not cooperate with United Nations. 449 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:58,312 United States sent troops to take members of his team, 450 00:16:58,345 --> 00:16:59,649 tried to create peace. 451 00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:01,653 Yeah, but it didn't create peace, did it? 452 00:17:01,686 --> 00:17:04,191 No, Battle of Mogadishu started 453 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,761 when two helicopters came up... 454 00:17:05,794 --> 00:17:09,769 Wait, is this shit fuckin' Black Hawk Down? 455 00:17:09,802 --> 00:17:11,071 Black Hawk Down. 456 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:13,710 Fuckin' Piven. 457 00:17:13,743 --> 00:17:14,745 Piven. 458 00:17:24,297 --> 00:17:26,535 Where the fuck is Marcus? 459 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,842 Yo, Jeff, we gotta open. 460 00:17:29,875 --> 00:17:32,314 - One minute. - 20 more chickens, fire. 461 00:17:32,347 --> 00:17:33,817 We don't have anymore. 462 00:17:33,850 --> 00:17:36,589 Fuckin' find them, God fuckin' damn it, Tina. 463 00:17:42,367 --> 00:17:44,672 You guys have risotto? 464 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:45,674 No! 465 00:17:47,343 --> 00:17:48,847 Yo, we good? 466 00:17:48,880 --> 00:17:50,884 Way to keep your thumb up your ass. 467 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:52,153 Chef, we good? 468 00:17:54,658 --> 00:17:56,227 - We... - Chef, I can't hear you! 469 00:17:57,230 --> 00:17:59,134 We are not good. 470 00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:00,637 What? 471 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:02,608 We are not good, Chef. 472 00:18:02,641 --> 00:18:04,177 No? 473 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,613 What the fuck you talkin' about? 474 00:18:06,949 --> 00:18:08,251 What's going on? 475 00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:12,695 Um... 476 00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:15,133 I quit is what's going on. 477 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:16,636 - You quit? - Yeah, Chef. 478 00:18:16,669 --> 00:18:18,205 - Right now? - I fuckin' quit. 479 00:18:18,238 --> 00:18:19,541 You quit right now? 480 00:18:26,923 --> 00:18:28,158 What are you doing? 481 00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:31,833 You are an excellent chef. 482 00:18:31,866 --> 00:18:33,202 What are you doing? 483 00:18:33,235 --> 00:18:35,239 You are also a piece of shit. 484 00:18:35,272 --> 00:18:37,177 What are you doing? 485 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:38,847 - This isn't on me. - What are you doing? 486 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,882 Good luck. 487 00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:12,247 Yo, Cousin, there's a fuckin' line. 488 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,382 Are we open or not? 489 00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:24,305 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org