1 00:00:19,415 --> 00:00:20,752 Itchy. 2 00:00:48,306 --> 00:00:49,375 Towel. 3 00:01:30,625 --> 00:01:31,693 Love you. 4 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:43,891 Fuck. 5 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:44,759 Corner! 6 00:03:44,793 --> 00:03:46,697 Fak, it's a facelift, it's not a gut. 7 00:03:46,730 --> 00:03:47,966 Bear, it is a facelift and a gut. 8 00:03:47,999 --> 00:03:49,703 - He is not wrong, Jeffrey. Hey. 9 00:03:49,736 --> 00:03:50,939 - How's my budget looking? - Great. 10 00:03:50,972 --> 00:03:52,441 - Not good. - Shitty. 11 00:03:52,474 --> 00:03:53,845 Alright. Fuck this. Watch. 12 00:03:53,878 --> 00:03:56,584 The Bear, alright? 13 00:03:56,617 --> 00:03:59,590 We have equipment that works. 14 00:03:59,623 --> 00:04:01,627 That's a great start, everybody. Zero. 15 00:04:01,660 --> 00:04:03,731 Then we have a deep clean... 16 00:04:03,764 --> 00:04:05,467 Very. - Very deep... 17 00:04:05,501 --> 00:04:08,574 clean and drywall insulation. 18 00:04:08,607 --> 00:04:10,612 - Tables, chairs... - The fridge is still fucked and the gas line... 19 00:04:10,645 --> 00:04:11,881 The fryer is fucked. 20 00:04:11,914 --> 00:04:14,018 The fryer is fucked. That's 5K right there. 21 00:04:14,051 --> 00:04:16,757 No, that's ten for a used piece-of-shit fryer. 22 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,594 And then another ten for the correct fryer. 23 00:04:18,627 --> 00:04:19,997 And the oven is scary, that's another ten. 24 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:22,434 Okay, good. Alright, so we got 20. 25 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:23,905 - Thirty. Thirty. The oven. - Thirty? Fuck me. 26 00:04:23,938 --> 00:04:26,644 Then we got the windows, the demo, the brick. 27 00:04:26,677 --> 00:04:30,450 That's 50K plus 20K, that is 70K. 28 00:04:30,483 --> 00:04:32,021 - Plus 30, that's 80K That's not bad. Really? 29 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,891 Fuck me. Cousin! 30 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:35,895 Plus the permits, the inspections, and the licenses. 31 00:04:35,928 --> 00:04:37,499 Yes. Right. Okay! - And those people aren't nice. 32 00:04:37,532 --> 00:04:39,468 - CARMY: 10K, 10K, plus 70K. - Smart thinking, Neil. 33 00:04:39,502 --> 00:04:40,505 So we're at 80. 34 00:04:40,538 --> 00:04:41,607 - Eighty. - Ninety. 35 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:42,742 Ninety. Ninety. 36 00:04:42,776 --> 00:04:44,646 - I was gonna say 90, okay. Fridge is fucked. 37 00:04:44,679 --> 00:04:45,915 - Also AC. - HVAC? 38 00:04:45,948 --> 00:04:47,919 So we are at 85. 39 00:04:47,952 --> 00:04:49,923 Hmm. - Ha, ha, no, just kidding. 40 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,760 Ninety-five, 95K. 41 00:04:51,793 --> 00:04:53,764 Just out of morbid curiosity, 42 00:04:53,797 --> 00:04:55,635 how accurate do we think these numbers are? 43 00:04:55,668 --> 00:04:56,904 I think I am pretty much right on a couple of 'em. 44 00:04:56,937 --> 00:04:58,039 Fantastic. 45 00:04:58,072 --> 00:04:59,643 And you have to pay us, Jeffrey. 46 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:00,545 She's right about that, Jefferson. 47 00:05:00,578 --> 00:05:01,814 I know. I'm aware. And I've already... 48 00:05:01,847 --> 00:05:03,517 I've set that aside, okay? 49 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:04,887 Also, I still don't see the drywall on there. 50 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,489 Yes, right, no. Richie's brother-in-law, 51 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:07,659 he's gonna do the drywall, actually. 52 00:05:07,692 --> 00:05:09,563 Cousin! Where the fuck is he? 53 00:05:09,596 --> 00:05:10,832 It's so weird when he doesn't answer me. 54 00:05:10,865 --> 00:05:12,535 - He's downstairs. - He's still downstairs? 55 00:05:12,568 --> 00:05:13,102 Still, yeah. 56 00:05:13,135 --> 00:05:14,539 Alright, I'll be back. 57 00:05:14,572 --> 00:05:15,541 We need more money. 58 00:05:15,574 --> 00:05:16,844 We need a project manager. 59 00:05:16,877 --> 00:05:18,046 Okay. You're hired. 60 00:05:18,079 --> 00:05:19,683 - Yeah, right. - Yeah. Right. 61 00:05:19,716 --> 00:05:20,751 - Syd. - Nat. 62 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,964 - Not good. - No. Bad. Bad. 63 00:05:40,625 --> 00:05:41,694 Fuck. 64 00:05:41,727 --> 00:05:43,564 Yo. Cousin, can you call Sal? 65 00:05:43,597 --> 00:05:44,899 I need a drywall estimate. 66 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,570 Thirteen. 67 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:47,973 Thirteen what? For what? 68 00:05:48,006 --> 00:05:50,612 That'll be his drywall estimate. 69 00:05:50,645 --> 00:05:51,580 Oh. 70 00:05:51,913 --> 00:05:53,082 Okay. 71 00:05:54,118 --> 00:05:56,590 Yo, you ever think about purpose? 72 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:00,764 I love you, but I do not have time for this, alright? 73 00:06:09,616 --> 00:06:10,684 I have time for this. 74 00:06:15,895 --> 00:06:16,997 Purpose. 75 00:06:20,738 --> 00:06:21,973 What's my purpose, homie? 76 00:06:24,178 --> 00:06:25,881 Your shirt says "Original Berf." 77 00:06:26,783 --> 00:06:27,952 It's a printing mistake. 78 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:30,724 Collector's item. 79 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:35,868 Yo, um, I'm trying really hard to be on board 80 00:06:35,901 --> 00:06:37,973 with all this new shit, cousin. 81 00:06:38,006 --> 00:06:40,745 I'm, uh, I'm reading a lot. 82 00:06:40,778 --> 00:06:44,585 I'm trying to learn about who am I to my history. 83 00:06:45,286 --> 00:06:48,593 So in one of these books, there's this dude who's got... 84 00:06:49,662 --> 00:06:50,965 like, no skills, 85 00:06:51,967 --> 00:06:54,137 no personality, nothin'. 86 00:06:57,077 --> 00:06:59,047 All he does is watches trains. 87 00:06:59,949 --> 00:07:01,118 Watches trains do what? 88 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:03,155 Watches 'em be trains. 89 00:07:05,026 --> 00:07:06,596 And he's got this... 90 00:07:07,464 --> 00:07:10,136 group of friends that he's had since he's a little kid, 91 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,877 you know, and they're all the shit... 92 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,885 and they're outgrowing him, like, 93 00:07:18,419 --> 00:07:21,927 one's like a sick athlete, one's a genius. 94 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,931 This other one's nasty on the keys. 95 00:07:23,964 --> 00:07:25,802 Then, this other one, she's got, like, 96 00:07:25,835 --> 00:07:27,638 charisma like a motherfucker. 97 00:07:28,139 --> 00:07:29,942 And one day, out of the blue, 98 00:07:30,845 --> 00:07:31,780 boom. 99 00:07:33,684 --> 00:07:34,919 They drop his ass. 100 00:07:36,255 --> 00:07:40,063 They just... cut that motherfucker off. 101 00:07:40,096 --> 00:07:41,633 Why do they do that? 102 00:07:43,236 --> 00:07:44,906 'Cause he's got no purpose. 103 00:07:47,879 --> 00:07:49,615 Okay, so, wh-what does he do? 104 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:52,956 I don't know. I haven't read that far. 105 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:54,659 But I do know that I'm... 106 00:07:57,965 --> 00:08:00,838 forty-five. I've been here a long time. 107 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:04,846 You feel me? 108 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:09,956 I mean, you know what the fuck you're doing, you know. 109 00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,960 You love all this shit. 110 00:08:13,162 --> 00:08:14,699 It's fun for you. 111 00:08:16,268 --> 00:08:17,671 I don't have that. 112 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:21,814 I'm afraid one day, I'm gonna wake up 113 00:08:21,847 --> 00:08:23,984 and you guys are all just gonna cut... 114 00:08:26,021 --> 00:08:27,190 just drop this ass. 115 00:08:30,296 --> 00:08:32,100 Richie, I'm not gonna drop this ass. 116 00:08:39,181 --> 00:08:40,884 This shit's not fun for me. 117 00:08:41,519 --> 00:08:43,723 Yeah, but you love it. 118 00:08:44,926 --> 00:08:46,262 That doesn't make it fun. 119 00:08:46,295 --> 00:08:48,099 If this shit is not fun for you, cousin, 120 00:08:48,132 --> 00:08:49,969 what the fuck is fun for you? 121 00:08:56,182 --> 00:08:58,954 I don't know. I have to get back to you on that. 122 00:09:13,216 --> 00:09:15,287 All these pots are toast, mama. 123 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,992 We're gonna have to get the good-good for the new Jeff. 124 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:19,128 New Jeff? 125 00:09:19,161 --> 00:09:21,032 If Carmy is the executive chef 126 00:09:21,065 --> 00:09:24,071 and you're the CDC, you're the new Carmy. 127 00:09:24,104 --> 00:09:25,775 We need a new Sydney. 128 00:09:25,808 --> 00:09:30,050 Um, okay, well, good-good is expensive. 129 00:09:30,083 --> 00:09:31,920 So let's just see what we can salvage here. 130 00:09:31,953 --> 00:09:33,723 Sydney, look at this shit. 131 00:09:34,257 --> 00:09:36,797 Half of these pots are burnt on one side. 132 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:40,336 Well, you know, it's always about the craftsperson, not the tools. 133 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,811 Yeah, okay, these are, um, 134 00:09:43,844 --> 00:09:46,950 just really cheap, shitty restaurant supply bullshit. 135 00:09:46,983 --> 00:09:49,221 Maybe we can Bar Keepers Friend some of them. 136 00:09:49,254 --> 00:09:51,894 Hmm, science, baby. 137 00:09:51,927 --> 00:09:53,329 Well, do you want a little more science? 138 00:09:53,362 --> 00:09:55,233 Always. I love learning this shit. 139 00:09:55,266 --> 00:09:57,237 Okay, well, on the good-good, 140 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:59,308 there's, like, all these stacked layers of steel, 141 00:09:59,341 --> 00:10:02,247 and in between them is an aluminum core. 142 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,918 You're an aluminum core. 143 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:05,353 Oh, hi, baby. - What's up, T? 144 00:10:05,386 --> 00:10:07,223 - How you doing? - Aw. 145 00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:09,963 Just, like, lurking, waiting till I, like, said that or— 146 00:10:09,996 --> 00:10:11,232 No, no, I just walked in, perfect timing. 147 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,367 Yeah, okay. 148 00:10:12,702 --> 00:10:14,138 - How is she? All good. 149 00:10:14,171 --> 00:10:16,008 Um, nurse just had an emergency. 150 00:10:16,041 --> 00:10:18,112 She'll be back tomorrow, and Chester's got her. 151 00:10:19,147 --> 00:10:20,150 If you need anything... 152 00:10:20,183 --> 00:10:21,351 Yeah, I know. 153 00:10:38,019 --> 00:10:40,123 I'm gonna find you a new home. 154 00:10:40,156 --> 00:10:41,391 That's gonna be my home. 155 00:10:42,260 --> 00:10:43,964 Your home's my home. 156 00:10:46,201 --> 00:10:48,273 Oh, don't worry about me. 157 00:10:48,306 --> 00:10:50,844 I got it, you know. Just heavy as shit. 158 00:10:54,451 --> 00:10:57,157 Shit, uh... Well, never mind. 159 00:10:57,190 --> 00:10:58,827 That was much easier. 160 00:11:18,967 --> 00:11:20,002 Corner. 161 00:11:20,470 --> 00:11:21,907 Corner. 162 00:11:24,177 --> 00:11:25,280 - Yeah. - Yeah. 163 00:11:25,313 --> 00:11:26,181 You... 164 00:11:36,936 --> 00:11:38,138 Fudge. 165 00:11:39,942 --> 00:11:42,314 Yo. Nat, what was that great idea we had the other day? 166 00:11:42,347 --> 00:11:44,050 - The one I said to write down? Yeah. 167 00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:46,322 I don't suppose you wrote it down? 168 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:49,194 - No. I'm starving. You want? No, that's yours. 169 00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:51,332 I thought I wanted it, but then I wanted to throw up. 170 00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:53,336 In other news, I reviewed your numbers. 171 00:11:53,369 --> 00:11:54,506 Mm-hmm. And? 172 00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:59,348 Aside from being vaguely kinda a little bit sorta close, 173 00:11:59,381 --> 00:12:01,118 you're missing an IRS stipulation. 174 00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:02,454 Which IRS stipulation? 175 00:12:02,487 --> 00:12:03,991 The one that says businesses 176 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,962 have to have all previous debts be current... 177 00:12:05,995 --> 00:12:07,197 Yeah, but we're on a payment plan. 178 00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:10,437 and complete before any new business license is granted. 179 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:11,974 That can't possibly be true. 180 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,208 Here. 181 00:12:15,113 --> 00:12:17,484 - Alright. So that's, that's definitely true. - Mm-hmm. 182 00:12:17,518 --> 00:12:19,488 Okay, great, I can figure that out. 183 00:12:19,522 --> 00:12:22,394 Um, thank you. Thank you for, uh, for helping today 184 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:24,098 but you have to get the fuck outta here. 185 00:12:24,131 --> 00:12:25,367 - You gotta save yourself. - Um... 186 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,505 Sydney asked me to be project manager. 187 00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,241 Really? That's interesting. What did you say? 188 00:12:29,274 --> 00:12:31,212 That it was interesting and that I'd think about. 189 00:12:31,245 --> 00:12:33,216 We need a project manager? 190 00:12:33,249 --> 00:12:35,020 Yes. Yes, we do. Very much so. 191 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:36,990 Yes. Hello. Good morning. 192 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,961 I'm not making the same mistakes I made last time. 193 00:12:38,994 --> 00:12:40,096 Yeah, but then, you know, who's gonna approve 194 00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:41,332 all these insane interest rates? 195 00:12:41,365 --> 00:12:43,504 Oh, that's nice. Carm, go fuck yourself? 196 00:12:43,537 --> 00:12:45,407 - What's going on? - Oh, you're not gonna like it. 197 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:47,411 - Awesome. So gas is off 198 00:12:47,444 --> 00:12:50,518 until hoods and overheads pass the new fire suppression test. 199 00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:53,289 - Okay. Is that a Fak? Sounds like a Fak. - No, it is not a Fak. 200 00:12:53,322 --> 00:12:54,391 It is not a Fak. 201 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:56,262 It's a specialist. Aw. 202 00:12:56,295 --> 00:12:58,132 - Shit. Yeah, shit. 203 00:12:58,165 --> 00:13:00,136 But some good news. 204 00:13:00,169 --> 00:13:02,374 Everybody is food certified except for Ebra, 205 00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:04,011 who just needs to be renewed. 206 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,317 And Richie, who actually has never done it because... 207 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,554 - Richie. Yes. 208 00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,524 Also, I filed with the BACP 209 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,227 for our City of Chicago Consultant. 210 00:13:12,260 --> 00:13:14,164 - Right. We need them to approve 211 00:13:14,197 --> 00:13:15,333 all of our new business paperwork, 212 00:13:15,366 --> 00:13:18,507 and then they'll send a rep and that rep will sign off 213 00:13:18,540 --> 00:13:21,445 on another rep who will come and look at stuff 214 00:13:21,478 --> 00:13:23,282 and then sign off on a, on a different rep. 215 00:13:23,315 --> 00:13:25,019 - How many reps is that? - Many. 216 00:13:25,052 --> 00:13:26,523 A lot. A lot of reps. Yeah. 217 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,426 But it's-it's gonna be okay, you know. 218 00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,463 All we have to do is just stay calm 219 00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:31,533 and make sure— 220 00:13:31,566 --> 00:13:33,002 Fuck. - Sydney. 221 00:13:33,035 --> 00:13:34,037 - Fuck. What was that? 222 00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:34,905 Uh, fell through a wall. 223 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,308 - Good morning. - Damn, you got strong. 224 00:13:36,341 --> 00:13:38,179 What kind of insurance coverage do we have 225 00:13:38,212 --> 00:13:40,049 for people falling through the fuckin' wall? 226 00:13:40,082 --> 00:13:42,187 The really good kind where you pray they don't. 227 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:44,057 Yo! Syd, you just fu... 228 00:13:46,061 --> 00:13:47,030 Why'd you tear Fenway? 229 00:13:47,063 --> 00:13:48,332 Why did I tear Fenway? 230 00:13:48,365 --> 00:13:50,203 That's been there for five years. 231 00:13:50,236 --> 00:13:51,439 You think I intentionally fell through a wall? 232 00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:53,142 "A," fuck the Red Sox, 233 00:13:53,175 --> 00:13:54,579 and "B," what has it been hiding for five years? 234 00:13:54,612 --> 00:13:56,281 "A," that's... 235 00:13:57,217 --> 00:13:59,589 Three, four, five. 236 00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:01,459 "A," that's Mikey's favorite squad, 237 00:14:01,493 --> 00:14:03,362 so please show some respect, okay? 238 00:14:03,395 --> 00:14:06,202 And "B," that's the result of some failed Jewish Lightning. 239 00:14:06,235 --> 00:14:07,237 - Yo. - What? 240 00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:08,473 What? That's what it's called. 241 00:14:08,507 --> 00:14:09,375 No, we're not doing that. 242 00:14:09,408 --> 00:14:10,477 I'd like to add it to the list, please. 243 00:14:10,511 --> 00:14:11,378 Look, I haven't said 244 00:14:11,411 --> 00:14:12,481 G or R in over a week. 245 00:14:12,515 --> 00:14:14,318 No, cousin, explain. 246 00:14:14,351 --> 00:14:15,487 In an effort of personal growth, 247 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,623 I promise not to say gay or retarded— 248 00:14:16,657 --> 00:14:19,294 - No, cousin, the hole. Explain. - You just-just said it. 249 00:14:19,327 --> 00:14:21,365 Jewish Lightning is when you burn down a place. 250 00:14:21,398 --> 00:14:23,469 Yeah, the explanation makes it seem worse. 251 00:14:23,503 --> 00:14:25,240 Look, there was a time when 252 00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:29,080 Mikey was maybe on some shit and he thought 253 00:14:29,715 --> 00:14:34,526 that if this place were to accidentally... burn down, 254 00:14:34,559 --> 00:14:36,095 that maybe there'd be some insurance money. 255 00:14:36,128 --> 00:14:37,130 I got it, thank you. 256 00:14:37,163 --> 00:14:38,266 I just wanna say that I think 257 00:14:38,299 --> 00:14:39,602 the explanation of Jewish Lightning 258 00:14:39,635 --> 00:14:41,506 does cement it as something that we shouldn't say. 259 00:14:42,407 --> 00:14:43,510 You're correct. 260 00:14:43,543 --> 00:14:45,112 Alright, this is salvageable. 261 00:14:45,479 --> 00:14:47,552 Um, Natalie, do you know where the tape is? 262 00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,522 The tape is packed. It's up front. 263 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,091 - Okay? Jeff. 264 00:14:51,893 --> 00:14:54,097 - You fell through the wall? Corner. 265 00:14:54,130 --> 00:14:55,332 Yes. Yes. - You okay? 266 00:14:59,407 --> 00:15:01,245 Okay. What was I saying? 267 00:15:01,278 --> 00:15:03,282 Gotta stay calm and take it step by step. 268 00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:04,350 No, I know. We will. 269 00:15:04,384 --> 00:15:06,355 Not the first hole in a wall I've fallen through. 270 00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:08,292 - No, no, that's what you were saying. - It is. 271 00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,196 Huh? Really? 272 00:15:10,531 --> 00:15:11,499 Okay. 273 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,543 Paint in the crawlspace. 274 00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:18,279 That was the great idea? 275 00:15:18,312 --> 00:15:19,582 Yo, cousin, you do me a favor 276 00:15:19,615 --> 00:15:21,418 and get the paint from the crawlspace? 277 00:15:21,451 --> 00:15:23,322 I'm on the operating table right now, cousin. 278 00:15:23,355 --> 00:15:25,160 Purpose, Chef. 279 00:15:25,193 --> 00:15:26,262 Good point, Chef. 280 00:15:26,295 --> 00:15:27,330 Thank you. 281 00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:32,541 So there's a hole in the wall. 282 00:15:33,442 --> 00:15:34,678 Yeah, I heard. 283 00:15:36,616 --> 00:15:38,452 Do me a favor. Just keep thinking about it. 284 00:15:38,485 --> 00:15:40,524 I'll definitely keep thinking about that hole. 285 00:15:41,092 --> 00:15:43,630 No. No, the project management. 286 00:15:45,433 --> 00:15:46,570 Oh. 287 00:15:46,603 --> 00:15:50,176 Um, timing on my side is not great. 288 00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:51,278 Never is. 289 00:15:54,585 --> 00:15:56,154 There's not enough money. 290 00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,591 Never is. 291 00:15:59,562 --> 00:16:01,131 Where do you get more? 292 00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:07,544 Is that in my head? 293 00:16:09,447 --> 00:16:10,316 Ow. 294 00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:12,153 No. 295 00:16:15,594 --> 00:16:17,498 - Okay. 296 00:16:17,531 --> 00:16:20,537 So, um, this is coming 297 00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:23,644 from a place of wanting to start fresh and clean. 298 00:16:25,313 --> 00:16:27,584 I love this place. I love this city. 299 00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:30,524 I wanna start our first business here. 300 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,494 I want it to be a real business, 301 00:16:32,895 --> 00:16:36,402 an honest business with-with-with honest partners. 302 00:16:36,435 --> 00:16:39,408 We wanna do high-level dining 303 00:16:39,441 --> 00:16:42,515 and hospitality and-and-and beverages. 304 00:16:42,548 --> 00:16:44,752 And we can and we will because we know 305 00:16:44,785 --> 00:16:47,357 that any good restaurant starts 306 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:50,631 with dedication to service and taking care of the customer. 307 00:16:50,664 --> 00:16:55,273 We drafted a quick term sheet that specifically lays out 308 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,310 not only our business prospectus, 309 00:16:57,343 --> 00:17:00,651 but an execution guide as well as a return portfolio. 310 00:17:00,684 --> 00:17:02,622 Hey, Richard, will you turn that fucking thing off, please? 311 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:03,557 I'm trying. 312 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,592 What the fuck we doin' here? 313 00:17:04,625 --> 00:17:06,194 What's going on? What are you... 314 00:17:06,529 --> 00:17:08,366 What are you doing? 315 00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:09,502 Mikey was telling you the truth. 316 00:17:09,535 --> 00:17:10,571 About the-the petting zoo? 317 00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:11,573 What? No, no, no, no. 318 00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:12,508 - Mini golf? No. 319 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,478 - About franchising. 320 00:17:14,512 --> 00:17:16,382 He wanted to franchise this place. 321 00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:17,618 He wanted to open a restaurant with me. 322 00:17:17,651 --> 00:17:18,687 How the fuck do you know? 323 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,788 'Cause we found your money. 324 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:33,315 Motherfucker didn't put it in a bank, did he? 325 00:17:34,518 --> 00:17:36,422 No, he-he definitely didn't put it in a bank. 326 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,726 Oh, God. Thank Christ. 327 00:17:39,695 --> 00:17:40,597 What is KBL? 328 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:46,275 Kalinowski, me, Berzatto, you, Layne, Lee. 329 00:17:46,308 --> 00:17:47,578 Lee? Who's Lee? 330 00:17:47,611 --> 00:17:49,481 Uncle Lee Layne. 331 00:17:49,515 --> 00:17:51,619 Oof. That's not our uncle. 332 00:17:51,652 --> 00:17:53,389 Yeah, well, Richie's not your cousin. 333 00:17:53,422 --> 00:17:54,559 Heard and resented. 334 00:17:54,592 --> 00:17:56,462 Hey, Richie, could you please turn that 335 00:17:56,496 --> 00:17:58,265 goddamn motherfuckin' thing off? 336 00:17:58,298 --> 00:17:59,635 It's making me insane! 337 00:17:59,668 --> 00:18:00,537 How's it not makin' you insane? 338 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,675 - I don't mind it. Lucky you. 339 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,712 I'm on it, Uncle J. How the fuck did I know 340 00:18:04,745 --> 00:18:07,350 that the crawlspace had a goddamn alarm on it? 341 00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:09,856 Mikey's fuckin' Kevin McCalliper— 342 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,860 McCallister. - McCallister. 343 00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,597 Yes. Hello. 344 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:17,303 Uh, the password is "gofastboatsmojito," all one word. 345 00:18:17,336 --> 00:18:20,309 Yeah. Go fast boats and then mojito. All one word. 346 00:18:20,342 --> 00:18:22,380 Okay, so just to be clear, 347 00:18:22,413 --> 00:18:24,551 'cause, you know, I can't fuckin' hear correctly. 348 00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:27,357 Not only are you not giving me back 349 00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:29,729 the original $300,000 you owe me, 350 00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:33,870 but you are also asking me for an additional $500,000? 351 00:18:33,903 --> 00:18:36,609 - Yes, that sounds correct. Okay. 352 00:18:36,642 --> 00:18:38,847 And so how many times you've done this, Carm? 353 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,483 None times. 354 00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:41,786 And what's your track record, Syd? 355 00:18:41,819 --> 00:18:44,357 - Not great. - Cool. I'm in. 356 00:18:44,390 --> 00:18:47,598 Okay, you are first out with a bonkers interest rate 357 00:18:47,631 --> 00:18:50,303 because, well, we have no choice. 358 00:18:50,336 --> 00:18:53,409 And you'd also be entitled to a partnership. 359 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:54,812 Partnership of what, my love? 360 00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:57,918 Hey, you throw a rock, you hit five great restaurants. 361 00:18:57,951 --> 00:18:59,521 We're going to be better. 362 00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:03,462 Um, this is going to be a destination spot. 363 00:19:03,496 --> 00:19:05,433 This is going to be an excellent restaurant. 364 00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:06,803 And I know that because we're going to get a star. 365 00:19:06,836 --> 00:19:07,771 - Syd. - Carm. 366 00:19:07,805 --> 00:19:10,376 - Fuck stars. - Okay, well, you can say that 367 00:19:10,409 --> 00:19:11,344 because you already got one. 368 00:19:11,378 --> 00:19:12,882 No, no, no, I never got one. I retained it. 369 00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:14,786 That's basically a cousin of getting one. 370 00:19:14,819 --> 00:19:16,689 - Okay, kids. It's not getting one, it's retaining one. 371 00:19:16,722 --> 00:19:18,325 Somebody else got it, I retained it. 372 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:20,363 Guys. - You kinda got one, though. 373 00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:21,866 - What do you mean? They're being funny. 374 00:19:21,899 --> 00:19:23,369 Let's get a star. 375 00:19:23,402 --> 00:19:24,572 - Oh, thank fucking God. 376 00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:26,576 - Thank fuck. Yeah, bitch. 377 00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:29,916 Okay, so you get a star. Now what? 378 00:19:29,949 --> 00:19:31,552 - We're dialed. - My trapped. 379 00:19:32,821 --> 00:19:35,494 My friends, can I tell you a story 380 00:19:35,527 --> 00:19:36,930 about complete and utter failure? 381 00:19:36,963 --> 00:19:38,633 Look, we don't pay you back 382 00:19:38,666 --> 00:19:41,405 by the end of 18 months, and it is yours. 383 00:19:41,438 --> 00:19:42,708 - What's mine? All of it. 384 00:19:42,741 --> 00:19:43,977 The building and the lot. 385 00:19:44,010 --> 00:19:45,514 - Well, Carm. - Yeah, Carm. 386 00:19:45,547 --> 00:19:46,682 What do you think? 387 00:19:48,452 --> 00:19:49,622 I don't know what the fuck I'm thinkin'. 388 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,559 - Tell me more. - You can get five million for this lot. 389 00:19:51,592 --> 00:19:52,528 Two maybe. 390 00:19:52,561 --> 00:19:53,797 - Your math is— - Fucked. 391 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:55,466 - Yeah. Not good. - Okay. 392 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,538 Look, we don't pay you the money 393 00:19:57,571 --> 00:19:59,809 by the end of 18 months, worst-case scenario, 394 00:19:59,842 --> 00:20:02,413 you helped out your nephew, he blew it. 395 00:20:02,446 --> 00:20:04,852 You're out 800 grand, and you can make two million. 396 00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:07,724 And then we are done forever. 397 00:20:09,427 --> 00:20:11,900 Jimmy, I wasn't gonna tell you about the money, 398 00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,870 but we need more, okay? 399 00:20:13,903 --> 00:20:16,776 And we need a partner, and that is the truth. 400 00:20:19,515 --> 00:20:20,617 What do you say? 401 00:20:34,545 --> 00:20:35,947 How long'd it take you to open? 402 00:20:37,651 --> 00:20:38,886 That is a great question. 403 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,790 Well, you know... 404 00:20:41,191 --> 00:20:42,994 great partners ask great questions. 405 00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:47,737 Okay. 406 00:20:48,739 --> 00:20:52,648 Alright, Fak, Gary on construction and demo. 407 00:20:52,681 --> 00:20:53,984 - Syd, we're on menu? Yes, Chef. 408 00:20:54,017 --> 00:20:55,888 With Jimmy's injection, it's gonna take 409 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,758 at least eight months to get into profit, 410 00:20:57,791 --> 00:21:00,898 which, to put it generously, is tight, 411 00:21:00,931 --> 00:21:02,868 given it's gonna take six months to open. 412 00:21:02,901 --> 00:21:04,539 - Six months? - Six months? 413 00:21:04,572 --> 00:21:05,874 Yeah, at least. 414 00:21:05,907 --> 00:21:06,876 And that's being... 415 00:21:06,909 --> 00:21:07,945 - What, confident? - Cocky. 416 00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:10,951 Crazy. You guys. Crazy. 417 00:21:10,984 --> 00:21:13,657 Dude, um, we have 18 months to pay back that loan. 418 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,794 Uh, is there anything we can do? I mean... 419 00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:18,633 Dude, you are the one that said 18 months. 420 00:21:18,666 --> 00:21:20,571 - That's a CP. What's a CP? 421 00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:21,706 - Carmy Problem. - A Carmy Problem. 422 00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,677 - Great. - Six months is gonna kill us. 423 00:21:23,710 --> 00:21:25,914 Yeah. No, we're gonna have to be rockin' from the jump. 424 00:21:25,947 --> 00:21:27,083 Just fuckin' packed right out. 425 00:21:27,116 --> 00:21:28,920 And you want a, uh, star. 426 00:21:28,953 --> 00:21:30,657 I think it'd be nice. Yeah. 427 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:31,926 - Godspeed. - Thank you. 428 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,763 Start looking into crew? - Yeah. 429 00:21:33,796 --> 00:21:34,899 Natalie, do you work here? 430 00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:36,468 I'm still thinking. 431 00:21:36,502 --> 00:21:37,905 I have one person still thinking, Chef. 432 00:21:37,938 --> 00:21:39,876 Tremendous. - Thank you. 433 00:21:39,909 --> 00:21:41,478 Alright, okay, we're gonna have to 434 00:21:41,512 --> 00:21:43,015 find people that want to learn, 435 00:21:43,048 --> 00:21:44,852 which is gonna be impossible. 436 00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:46,522 But, you know, it's even more difficult 437 00:21:46,555 --> 00:21:48,025 to teach people how to give a shit, so. 438 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,662 Good night. Jeffs. 439 00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:50,797 - Bye, T. - Good night. 440 00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:53,536 Okay. Oh, and Sydney, 441 00:21:53,569 --> 00:21:55,607 I got a bunch of those stains out. 442 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,043 That Bar Keepers works. 443 00:21:57,076 --> 00:21:58,847 Science, baby. 444 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,819 Yeah, okay, I'll see you all bright and early tomorrow. 445 00:22:01,852 --> 00:22:02,855 Yep. Night, Chef. 446 00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:03,857 Bye. - Night. 447 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:07,697 Tina. 448 00:22:10,837 --> 00:22:12,508 Tina? Tina, hey. 449 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:13,743 - Sorry, uh... - What's up? 450 00:22:13,776 --> 00:22:14,978 I wanted to... 451 00:22:15,012 --> 00:22:17,518 I wanted to ask you something, and-and you can totally say no. 452 00:22:17,551 --> 00:22:19,922 - It might be completely insane. - I could stay later. 453 00:22:19,955 --> 00:22:22,093 - It's just there wasn't that much left to do. - No, no, go home, obviously. 454 00:22:22,126 --> 00:22:25,567 Go home. It's-it's more... I wanted to ask you... 455 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:28,138 Uh, yeah. If you— obviously feel free to say no, 456 00:22:28,171 --> 00:22:29,842 this is probably insane. 457 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:32,113 And it would just require a lot of training. 458 00:22:32,146 --> 00:22:34,552 And, I mean, like a lot of training, 459 00:22:34,585 --> 00:22:36,923 like, more than you've probably ever done before. 460 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:37,992 And you also know this place. 461 00:22:38,025 --> 00:22:39,094 I mean, it's a fucking hell hole. 462 00:22:39,127 --> 00:22:40,998 And why would you wanna be here? 463 00:22:41,031 --> 00:22:43,102 But, um, yeah, it was just about earlier. 464 00:22:43,135 --> 00:22:44,872 If you, you know, you were talking about 465 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:45,874 the new sous and I guess— 466 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,143 Oh, yeah, I can ask around. 467 00:22:47,176 --> 00:22:48,613 I just don't know anybody off the top— 468 00:22:48,646 --> 00:22:49,582 No, no, no. 469 00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:50,984 T... Tina, I'm asking you 470 00:22:51,017 --> 00:22:53,623 if you would, um, be interested 471 00:22:53,656 --> 00:22:56,996 in learning how to be my sous. 472 00:22:59,033 --> 00:23:01,639 Yeah, if you... I guess... 473 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:04,578 I don't know. if you wanna be my Jeff or whatever. 474 00:23:16,769 --> 00:23:18,138 Oh, fuck. Oh, Christ. 475 00:23:18,171 --> 00:23:20,944 - You're very strong. - Yes. Yes. Yes. 476 00:23:20,977 --> 00:23:22,080 You're very, very strong. 477 00:23:22,113 --> 00:23:23,916 - I am. - That's cool. 478 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,954 - Great. Okay. Okay. 479 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,624 Um, yeah, go home, though. 480 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:28,324 Okay. - Yeah. 481 00:23:28,358 --> 00:23:30,029 But I'll talk to you tomorrow. 482 00:23:30,062 --> 00:23:31,198 - Tomorrow? Yeah. 483 00:23:31,231 --> 00:23:33,102 - Yes, Jeff. Okay. Night. 484 00:23:33,135 --> 00:23:34,136 Okay. 485 00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:50,703 She all good? 486 00:23:52,073 --> 00:23:53,709 Well, I'm almost outta here. 487 00:23:54,110 --> 00:23:55,580 I appreciate you, dude. 488 00:23:56,816 --> 00:23:58,686 DVR it. She'll watch it later. 489 00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:01,124 Alright. 490 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:07,871 Quiet. 491 00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:11,078 Don't think I've ever heard it be quiet in here. 492 00:24:11,111 --> 00:24:12,747 Definitely not. 493 00:24:15,653 --> 00:24:16,789 Good evening, Chef. 494 00:24:17,691 --> 00:24:18,826 Good night, Chef. 495 00:24:46,114 --> 00:24:47,951 - Night, guys. Night. 496 00:24:48,485 --> 00:24:50,724 - Thanks for today, Bear. - Yeah, you're welcome. 497 00:24:50,757 --> 00:24:52,561 - Ah, we'll see you tomorrow? Uh, we'll see. 498 00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:54,130 Okay. Well, I'm choosing to believe. 499 00:24:56,869 --> 00:24:58,573 Really gonna leave early? 500 00:24:58,606 --> 00:25:01,545 I mean, there's only so much we can do without permits. 501 00:25:02,948 --> 00:25:04,651 It feels weird, though, right? 502 00:25:05,018 --> 00:25:06,555 Very. Yes. 503 00:25:07,891 --> 00:25:09,093 - It's too chill? 504 00:25:09,728 --> 00:25:12,099 Well, I don't know. We can go home early. 505 00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,775 Right. 506 00:25:19,113 --> 00:25:21,017 - Um... - What are you, uh... 507 00:25:21,050 --> 00:25:23,923 Oh, uh, I don't know. 508 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:26,929 Um, what are you gonna... 509 00:25:32,774 --> 00:25:33,843 No idea. 510 00:25:36,047 --> 00:25:37,985 Well, I'll see you tomorrow. 511 00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:39,087 - Yep. - Cool. 512 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,024 - Okay, night. - Night. 513 00:27:22,293 --> 00:27:23,762 Yo! 514 00:27:25,232 --> 00:27:27,003 Six months is too long. 515 00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:28,839 We need to open this shit ASAP. 516 00:27:29,173 --> 00:27:30,710 Heard. 517 00:27:51,184 --> 00:27:52,854 Is this a terrible idea? 518 00:27:58,264 --> 00:28:00,904 Cool. Good. Okay. Yeah. 519 00:28:00,937 --> 00:28:02,239 Just making sure.