1 00:00:18,313 --> 00:00:19,415 Come on, guys, stop! 2 00:00:21,887 --> 00:00:23,457 Hey. - Hi. 3 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,693 You okay, buddy? 4 00:00:24,726 --> 00:00:26,062 - Yeah. Yeah? 5 00:00:26,429 --> 00:00:27,532 Hmm. - Yeah. 6 00:00:35,314 --> 00:00:37,652 - I love you, bear. - I love you, too, bear. 7 00:00:40,892 --> 00:00:43,297 Maybe just, like, 8 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,133 like, don't do it to yourself? 9 00:00:47,171 --> 00:00:49,509 It's not like I'm trying to. 10 00:00:50,611 --> 00:00:53,450 But, you know, when you do that, it just kinda, like... 11 00:00:53,483 --> 00:00:55,187 does it to all of us? 12 00:00:55,220 --> 00:00:56,857 - Michael. - Natalie. 13 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,698 Just don't ask her. 14 00:01:01,900 --> 00:01:03,370 It's not like I wanna ask her. 15 00:01:03,403 --> 00:01:05,608 I know, I know, but it's that thing, you know. 16 00:01:06,910 --> 00:01:08,514 You ask somebody if they're okay, 17 00:01:08,547 --> 00:01:10,818 they immediately start thinking they're not acting okay... 18 00:01:11,553 --> 00:01:14,659 and that immediately makes them start not acting okay. 19 00:01:16,930 --> 00:01:19,302 No one can make anyone else act a certain way. 20 00:01:21,907 --> 00:01:23,745 Okay. 21 00:01:23,778 --> 00:01:25,582 - Remember last year? Hmm. 22 00:01:25,615 --> 00:01:27,552 - And the year before? - Yeah. 23 00:01:27,585 --> 00:01:28,654 So I'm not fucking crazy. 24 00:01:28,687 --> 00:01:30,725 Nobody thinks you're crazy. Nobody's saying that. 25 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:31,593 Well, she is. 26 00:01:31,627 --> 00:01:33,429 Yeah, she's fuckin' out of her mind. 27 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:37,471 And here I am, just fucking in the middle 28 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:40,310 because you're you and Carmy's Carmy. 29 00:01:40,343 --> 00:01:43,818 Okay, so then, just, you know, let us handle it. 30 00:01:43,851 --> 00:01:45,755 - You won't handle it. No, we won't. Exactly. 31 00:01:45,788 --> 00:01:46,857 That's my point. 32 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:48,728 With her, not handling it, 33 00:01:48,761 --> 00:01:50,498 it's the best way to handle it. 34 00:01:51,366 --> 00:01:52,869 I mean, where do you think she's at right now? 35 00:01:52,902 --> 00:01:55,374 What, like at a four? A five? 36 00:01:55,407 --> 00:01:56,744 She's not at a six, right? 37 00:01:56,777 --> 00:01:58,346 Hmm. No. 38 00:01:58,881 --> 00:02:01,520 I've heard you ask her three times tonight if she's alright. 39 00:02:01,553 --> 00:02:03,791 You don't have to ask her every ten minutes if she's okay. 40 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:04,893 That's not gonna help anything. 41 00:02:04,926 --> 00:02:06,229 Do you know how much I would love 42 00:02:06,262 --> 00:02:07,398 to feel like I didn't have to ask her? 43 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:08,735 I bet you would love that very, very much. 44 00:02:08,768 --> 00:02:09,937 - Yes, a lot. - Yeah. Yeah. 45 00:02:09,970 --> 00:02:11,339 - I would love it a lot. - I'm sure. 46 00:02:12,374 --> 00:02:13,476 Hey, you guys call me? 47 00:02:13,811 --> 00:02:15,815 No, I just said you're you. 48 00:02:15,848 --> 00:02:17,786 Hey, hey, Mikey, can you come inside and be you real quick? 49 00:02:17,819 --> 00:02:18,955 I don't know how to deal with these people. 50 00:02:18,988 --> 00:02:20,290 Yeah, I'll be right there. 51 00:02:23,931 --> 00:02:25,300 Let me see. 52 00:02:25,333 --> 00:02:26,402 Thanks. 53 00:02:27,806 --> 00:02:29,910 - Yo. 54 00:02:29,943 --> 00:02:31,580 Is this some family shit I should know about? 55 00:02:31,613 --> 00:02:32,682 No, it is not. 56 00:02:32,715 --> 00:02:34,251 Give us a second, alright, cousin? 57 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:36,489 Alright. 58 00:02:42,802 --> 00:02:44,371 Happy you're home, bear. 59 00:02:48,881 --> 00:02:50,350 Would it kill you to pick up the phone? 60 00:02:52,889 --> 00:02:53,891 Carm. 61 00:02:54,793 --> 00:02:56,395 I'm happy you're home. 62 00:02:59,903 --> 00:03:00,805 Okay? 63 00:03:05,915 --> 00:03:07,919 I'm not gonna ask if she's okay. 64 00:03:08,353 --> 00:03:09,723 - That's good. - Yeah. 65 00:03:09,756 --> 00:03:11,827 Yeah. 66 00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:12,929 Carm, will you handle Mom? 67 00:03:12,962 --> 00:03:14,332 Yeah. I'll handle her. 68 00:03:14,365 --> 00:03:15,400 Mikey, them? 69 00:03:15,433 --> 00:03:16,503 I'm gonna handle 'em. 70 00:03:17,605 --> 00:03:19,208 Our Mother of Victory. 71 00:03:19,776 --> 00:03:20,845 Pray for us. 72 00:03:33,069 --> 00:03:35,407 Carol, What would you like me to do with this? 73 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,644 Bend over and I'll show ya. 74 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:37,779 Well, it's fuckin' burning me. 75 00:03:37,812 --> 00:03:39,282 Hey, new person, take this. 76 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:41,052 It's Steven, you met me a million times. 77 00:03:41,085 --> 00:03:42,689 Come on, Lee, you met him a million times. 78 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:43,891 - Lee, I'm not touching it. Jimmy! 79 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:46,329 Tell, tell Carol to stop shouting at me. 80 00:03:46,362 --> 00:03:47,632 Bro, why are you yelling? 81 00:03:47,665 --> 00:03:48,868 You ever been burned with a fuckin' Dutch oven? 82 00:03:48,901 --> 00:03:49,803 Here, Sugar, take this. 83 00:03:49,836 --> 00:03:51,039 Fuck, I don't wanna take this. 84 00:03:51,072 --> 00:03:52,909 Oh, you're so tough, I'll lay you out. 85 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:54,479 Hey, are you gonna lay me out? 86 00:03:54,513 --> 00:03:55,849 Is that, like, what you're gonna do? 87 00:03:55,882 --> 00:03:57,953 Enough. Way to handle them, Mikey. 88 00:04:39,703 --> 00:04:40,672 I believe that I have the greatest 89 00:04:40,705 --> 00:04:42,107 financial opportunity that you've ever heard. 90 00:04:42,140 --> 00:04:44,078 Baseball cards are back. 91 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:45,949 - I'm telling you, money. We're making cash... We got a whole box. 92 00:04:45,982 --> 00:04:47,986 All we need is $500 to buy a box. 93 00:04:48,019 --> 00:04:50,424 My eBay is lit up. Notifications. Alerts. 94 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,495 Can I stop you one second? 95 00:04:52,528 --> 00:04:53,631 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. 96 00:04:53,664 --> 00:04:54,867 How many fucking Faks are there? 97 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:56,704 Well, there's Kenny and Sammy and Susan, 98 00:04:56,737 --> 00:04:58,073 and then Frank, Francie, 99 00:04:58,106 --> 00:04:59,543 - and then there's Doug. A good amount of us. 100 00:04:59,576 --> 00:05:00,912 - Gary. - A lot. Okay. Back to the pitch. 101 00:05:00,945 --> 00:05:02,749 Listen, no, back to the pitch. We got, we got, we got, 102 00:05:02,782 --> 00:05:03,918 we got Ken Griffey. 103 00:05:03,951 --> 00:05:05,020 There's Lenny Dykstra. 104 00:05:05,053 --> 00:05:06,422 We got, you know, Jay Buhner. 105 00:05:06,455 --> 00:05:07,959 We got Vance Law. 106 00:05:07,992 --> 00:05:09,428 - Oh, my God. Yeah. 107 00:05:09,461 --> 00:05:10,765 Tell me you got Mickey fuckin' Morandini. 108 00:05:10,798 --> 00:05:12,535 Of course! Of course we do. 109 00:05:12,568 --> 00:05:13,804 - They're all in the box! 110 00:05:13,837 --> 00:05:15,440 But we need, we need $500. 111 00:05:15,473 --> 00:05:16,577 - You've got Morandini? $500. 112 00:05:16,610 --> 00:05:17,979 - Yeah! We've got Morandini. 113 00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:19,650 - We need $500. Copy and paste. 114 00:05:19,683 --> 00:05:22,656 To turn into $1,500 115 00:05:22,689 --> 00:05:24,091 - within a couple months. Couple months. 116 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,093 - Time out. Yeah, yeah. 117 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:26,664 Hold this so I can slap ya. 118 00:05:26,697 --> 00:05:28,400 Stupidest fuckin' idea I ever heard. 119 00:05:28,433 --> 00:05:30,805 Merry Christmas. 120 00:05:30,838 --> 00:05:32,876 - Do you think he's in? - Do you think he's in? 121 00:05:32,909 --> 00:05:34,546 Was that a business slap? 122 00:05:34,579 --> 00:05:36,115 Yeah. 123 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,910 - Ma. 124 00:05:49,943 --> 00:05:51,478 Carmen. 125 00:05:51,913 --> 00:05:53,183 I'm spilling shit everywhere. 126 00:05:53,216 --> 00:05:54,786 And I'm behind on the lobster. 127 00:05:54,819 --> 00:05:55,821 Carmen, I have a question. 128 00:05:55,854 --> 00:05:58,995 Is cousin Michelle's friend Steven, is he gay? 129 00:05:59,028 --> 00:06:00,397 Is who gay? Ma. Ma, Ma, Ma. 130 00:06:00,430 --> 00:06:01,465 Why are you doing the seven fishes thing? 131 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,502 - Nobody ever eats this shit. No, no, no. 132 00:06:02,535 --> 00:06:04,640 Steven, is he gay? I mean, he seems kinda gay. 133 00:06:04,673 --> 00:06:05,775 You know, he's arty and... 134 00:06:05,808 --> 00:06:06,777 I mean, I love him and everything, 135 00:06:06,810 --> 00:06:07,912 but he's gay, I think. 136 00:06:07,945 --> 00:06:08,881 And it's tradition. 137 00:06:08,914 --> 00:06:10,017 It's tradition that he's gay? 138 00:06:10,050 --> 00:06:12,021 No. The seven fishes. 139 00:06:12,054 --> 00:06:13,189 What the fuck do you think I've been doing this 140 00:06:13,222 --> 00:06:14,693 since 4:00 this morning for? 141 00:06:14,726 --> 00:06:16,530 Okay. Ma, hey, how can I help? 142 00:06:16,563 --> 00:06:18,033 Uh, you can fix the forks. 143 00:06:18,066 --> 00:06:20,838 Um, I just need some olives for the drinks. 144 00:06:20,871 --> 00:06:22,775 I'm not gonna touch nothing. 145 00:06:23,076 --> 00:06:25,982 Oh, my God. What smells so good? 146 00:06:26,015 --> 00:06:27,519 - Oh, my God. That'd be me. 147 00:06:27,552 --> 00:06:28,219 Is it you? - Check. 148 00:06:28,252 --> 00:06:29,221 Come here. 149 00:06:29,254 --> 00:06:30,825 - Oh, it is you. 150 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:31,994 - Hey. Hey. - How are you? 151 00:06:32,027 --> 00:06:33,698 - What's for dessert? - No, no, no, no. 152 00:06:33,731 --> 00:06:34,933 You brought the cake. 153 00:06:34,966 --> 00:06:36,069 Get the fuck out. 154 00:06:39,208 --> 00:06:40,811 Hey, there. Yeah. 155 00:06:42,114 --> 00:06:43,149 - Hey, Carmen. Yeah. 156 00:06:43,182 --> 00:06:44,151 Stop giving me shit about it. 157 00:06:44,184 --> 00:06:45,521 What? What? 158 00:06:45,554 --> 00:06:46,657 I'm just trying to do a nice thing, honey. 159 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,661 Just-just stop, like, fucking with it. 160 00:06:48,694 --> 00:06:49,997 Alright. Alright. Forget it. Yeah. Just do it. 161 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:51,500 - Mrs. B, are our skateboards in here? No! 162 00:06:51,533 --> 00:06:52,502 No, no, no, no, no, no! 163 00:06:52,535 --> 00:06:54,105 - Faks, out, out, out. What's up, Carm? 164 00:06:54,138 --> 00:06:55,641 Michael said that our skateboards were in here. 165 00:06:55,674 --> 00:06:57,211 - How you doing, Ma? - Out, out. 166 00:06:57,244 --> 00:06:58,480 This is a delicate operation. 167 00:06:58,514 --> 00:07:00,050 Big Neil got us skateboards. 168 00:07:00,083 --> 00:07:02,021 You make me hot. You make me very hot. 169 00:07:02,054 --> 00:07:03,691 Do you think that we can sleepover— 170 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,027 There's no sleepovers at Christmas. What the fuck? 171 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:05,895 No, we can sleepover. 172 00:07:05,929 --> 00:07:07,231 No, you can't sleepover on Christmas. 173 00:07:07,264 --> 00:07:08,534 - No. Mm-mmm. No? No. 174 00:07:08,567 --> 00:07:09,468 Big Neil got us skateboards. 175 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:10,538 You know what? Shut up. 176 00:07:10,571 --> 00:07:11,974 - Michael! - Michael hid 'em. 177 00:07:12,007 --> 00:07:13,844 Hey, Michael. Get in here. Mike? 178 00:07:13,877 --> 00:07:15,147 Mike. - The Faks are asking me stupid things— 179 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:16,684 - Ma, are you good? Yeah, yeah, we're good. 180 00:07:16,717 --> 00:07:17,652 - Ma, you— Hey, hey, hey. 181 00:07:17,686 --> 00:07:19,088 Can you, uh, can you grab some paper towels 182 00:07:19,121 --> 00:07:20,491 from the garage, Sug? 183 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:23,864 - Yo, Mike, what's up? 184 00:07:23,897 --> 00:07:24,932 How you doing? What's up, Mike? 185 00:07:24,966 --> 00:07:26,804 - Yo, what's up, Mike? - You're like a grown man, 186 00:07:26,837 --> 00:07:28,206 why are you looking for a fuckin' skateboard? 187 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:29,509 - I got a little side hustle. Do me a favor. 188 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:30,878 Go get some ice from the garage. 189 00:07:30,911 --> 00:07:32,181 - On it. Okay. What was I doing? 190 00:07:32,214 --> 00:07:33,617 - Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 191 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:34,685 Where's the cake? 192 00:07:34,719 --> 00:07:36,724 - Where's the cake? - It's defrosting, Ma, it's fine. 193 00:07:36,757 --> 00:07:38,026 Ma, why don't you let him help you? - Okay. Okay. 194 00:07:38,059 --> 00:07:39,195 It's all he fucking does. 195 00:07:39,228 --> 00:07:40,598 - He'd be great. - What was that? 196 00:07:40,631 --> 00:07:41,734 What was that? Like a, that was a shot or... 197 00:07:41,767 --> 00:07:42,836 Mikey, he is helping me. Back off. 198 00:07:42,869 --> 00:07:43,871 - Is that a shot? What? Yeah. 199 00:07:43,904 --> 00:07:45,040 I'm the guy that does food. 200 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:46,109 You're the guy that what? You-you, uh... 201 00:07:46,142 --> 00:07:47,746 You start 100 different businesses 202 00:07:47,779 --> 00:07:48,981 and have zero follow-through. 203 00:07:49,015 --> 00:07:50,551 Carmen, I need you to check the branzino. - Wow. 204 00:07:50,584 --> 00:07:52,020 I feel like that was a shot, Carm. 205 00:07:52,053 --> 00:07:53,691 Okay, this is why, this is why I didn't wanna come home. 206 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,293 - This is why. - Fuck you. 207 00:07:55,326 --> 00:07:57,665 - What the fuck? What? - Why the fuck would you say that? 208 00:07:57,698 --> 00:07:59,168 It's fuckin' Christmas. Why would you say you didn't wanna come back? 209 00:07:59,201 --> 00:08:00,270 Whatever, okay? Whatever. 210 00:08:00,303 --> 00:08:01,607 Whatever. Okay. 211 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:03,109 We're very happy you're home, Carm. 212 00:08:03,142 --> 00:08:04,846 Yes, we are. - We're all very fucking proud of you. 213 00:08:04,879 --> 00:08:06,784 - We all really fuckin' love you. - I'm not a fuckin' baby. 214 00:08:06,817 --> 00:08:08,721 Then stop being a fuckin' pussy and say the words. 215 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,658 - Stop being a pussy. Just say the fuckin' words. Say the words. 216 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,061 - Carmen, come on. - Just say the words. 217 00:08:12,094 --> 00:08:13,195 Just say it. 218 00:08:15,166 --> 00:08:16,770 - I love you. Ohh! 219 00:08:16,803 --> 00:08:18,941 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 220 00:08:18,974 --> 00:08:20,945 - Thank you. Okay. 221 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:22,715 So happy the bear's home. 222 00:08:22,748 --> 00:08:24,953 Yes, I'm happy. Come here. I am happy. 223 00:08:24,986 --> 00:08:26,021 - Hi. Yeah. Okay. Happy, happy. 224 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:28,059 Thank you. - You know, it's nice he's back. 225 00:08:28,092 --> 00:08:29,027 We get him only once a year. 226 00:08:29,061 --> 00:08:31,733 Mom. He's too fancy for us. 227 00:08:32,201 --> 00:08:33,804 Okay, Carmen, I need you to pay attention. 228 00:08:34,205 --> 00:08:35,875 Yeah, yeah. - Alright? No, come here. 229 00:08:35,908 --> 00:08:37,645 What? - So when that timer goes off... 230 00:08:37,678 --> 00:08:39,215 - Uh-huh. - ... I need you to remember 231 00:08:39,248 --> 00:08:40,785 to put the Rockefellers in, 232 00:08:40,818 --> 00:08:43,323 um, and-and take out the artichokes, 233 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,659 which leaves an open oven. 234 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:46,162 Stop doing something and just listen. 235 00:08:46,195 --> 00:08:47,565 Okay. Alright, I hear you, I hear you. 236 00:08:47,598 --> 00:08:48,868 - What was I saying? What? What? 237 00:08:48,901 --> 00:08:50,805 We were saying we gotta free up one of the slots 238 00:08:50,838 --> 00:08:52,074 - in the oven, right? Yes. Okay. Right, oven slot. 239 00:08:52,107 --> 00:08:53,744 So then, we take the artichokes out. 240 00:08:53,777 --> 00:08:56,315 So then I need you to put the branzino on the top 241 00:08:56,348 --> 00:08:57,685 and let it broil and just get that 242 00:08:57,718 --> 00:08:59,188 nice little crispy bit on top. 243 00:08:59,221 --> 00:09:01,092 - Uh-huh. - And then I need to remember to set this timer back 244 00:09:01,125 --> 00:09:03,631 to two minutes to drop the lobsters back in. 245 00:09:03,664 --> 00:09:05,200 And then when that goes off, 246 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:06,837 I need you to take the branzino out. 247 00:09:06,870 --> 00:09:08,941 And-and don't forget to stir the gravy. 248 00:09:08,974 --> 00:09:11,212 - Oh, my God. - Why? What do we got gravy for? 249 00:09:11,245 --> 00:09:13,082 Because nobody gets this shit. 250 00:09:13,115 --> 00:09:15,755 That was unpleasant. I threw up all over my sweater. 251 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:16,890 Is it okay I borrowed your robe? 252 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:18,694 Oh, of course. You know what? - I'm sorry. 253 00:09:18,727 --> 00:09:20,030 It looks so pretty on you. You should keep it. 254 00:09:20,063 --> 00:09:21,767 - Oh, you're so sweet. - No, no, no. Seriously. 255 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,002 - Hi, Carm. Hi, hi. Hi, Tiff. 256 00:09:23,035 --> 00:09:24,171 - Hi. How are you? - How you doing? You okay? 257 00:09:24,204 --> 00:09:25,239 I mean, I'm puking everywhere. 258 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,776 But I'm alright. I'm pregnant. Do you know this? 259 00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:28,981 Yeah, yeah. Congratulations. I know. - We're having a baby. Thank you. 260 00:09:29,014 --> 00:09:30,350 - She is not alright. - Why? 261 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:31,820 What? I mean... - She is throwing up. 262 00:09:31,853 --> 00:09:34,158 Get her some Brioschi. I mean... You know what? 263 00:09:34,191 --> 00:09:35,862 Hey, Ri, Ri. 264 00:09:35,895 --> 00:09:37,632 - Get your fucking ass in here. What? 265 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,401 Get Tiff some Brioschi right now. 266 00:09:39,434 --> 00:09:41,038 - Oh, my God. What's going on? - That's it, that's it, I got it. 267 00:09:41,071 --> 00:09:42,340 How was Ireland? - Uh, Copenhagen. 268 00:09:42,373 --> 00:09:44,378 Oh, sorry. Where is Copenhagen? - Yeah. Sorry, sorry. 269 00:09:44,411 --> 00:09:45,781 Huh? Where's Copenhagen? 270 00:09:45,814 --> 00:09:46,749 Aunt Deedee, 271 00:09:46,783 --> 00:09:49,088 why are you screaming at me like a maniac? 272 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,992 Why are you screaming at me like a maniac? 273 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,394 Stop tickling me! Wh... 274 00:09:52,427 --> 00:09:53,831 Stop it right now! 275 00:09:53,864 --> 00:09:55,400 Why are you screaming like a maniac? 276 00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,171 - I'm right here. - You know. You know I'm really ticklish. 277 00:09:57,204 --> 00:09:58,139 Alright, alright. - Stop. 278 00:09:58,172 --> 00:09:59,141 Watch out. Watch out. 279 00:09:59,174 --> 00:10:01,345 - Richie. Jesus Christ. - She's okay. She's fine. 280 00:10:01,378 --> 00:10:02,916 How do you know I'm okay? She's alright. 281 00:10:02,949 --> 00:10:04,351 - She's a little nauseous. - Be a gentleman 282 00:10:04,384 --> 00:10:05,587 - and take care of her. - She's a little bit nauseous. 283 00:10:05,621 --> 00:10:08,159 - Actually— - What the hell do you have on your sleeve? 284 00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:10,397 - Don't worry about it. - Jesus, this is your nice sweater. I got it for you. 285 00:10:10,430 --> 00:10:12,769 Actually, nausea's good for a baby 'cause it lets you know that they're healthy. 286 00:10:12,802 --> 00:10:14,438 - He read one book. Yeah. Okay, you know what. 287 00:10:14,471 --> 00:10:16,743 - Do you wanna go lay down upstairs in my bed? - That would be nice. 288 00:10:16,776 --> 00:10:18,279 - Oh, thanks, D. - Of course. 289 00:10:18,312 --> 00:10:20,217 - D, you got a little green on you. - That's sweet of you. 290 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,187 Oh, okay. Thank you. You know what? Go lay down. 291 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,089 You want a Sprite or something? 292 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,659 You go up, I'm gonna get you a Sprite. 293 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:25,895 - Alright. - You want anything else, babe? 294 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:27,064 - I don't know. You good, bear? 295 00:10:27,097 --> 00:10:28,132 Yeah, yeah. I'm good, I'm good. 296 00:10:28,165 --> 00:10:29,235 I asked you not to do this. 297 00:10:29,268 --> 00:10:30,705 - I didn't do anything. - Yeah. 298 00:10:30,738 --> 00:10:31,673 - What? - You look a little green. 299 00:10:31,707 --> 00:10:32,609 - Do you want a Sprite? - Thank you, I feel— 300 00:10:32,642 --> 00:10:34,779 Oh, yeah, that would be nice. Thank you. 301 00:10:34,812 --> 00:10:36,315 Yeah. - How do you feel? 302 00:10:36,348 --> 00:10:38,052 Not great. - I-I feel terrible. 303 00:10:38,486 --> 00:10:39,789 Okay, feel better. 304 00:10:40,323 --> 00:10:41,994 - Here, paper towels. - Thank you, thanks, Sug. 305 00:10:42,027 --> 00:10:43,162 Yo, Auntie D. What? 306 00:10:43,731 --> 00:10:45,033 Uh, are we outta Sprite? 307 00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:46,335 We don't have Sprite. 308 00:10:46,368 --> 00:10:48,106 We don't have Sprite? Ma! Ma! 309 00:10:48,139 --> 00:10:50,210 Cousin... I got it. I got it. I got it. 310 00:10:50,243 --> 00:10:51,980 Well, no, no, no, no, no. You can't go to the store. 311 00:10:52,013 --> 00:10:53,349 You're gonna go to the store now? 312 00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:54,886 - My timers are going off. - Mom, I know. 313 00:10:54,919 --> 00:10:55,988 - Carmen. I need you. I know, I know. 314 00:10:56,021 --> 00:10:57,124 No, no, I'm gonna make it. 315 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,159 I'm gonna make it. It's fine. 316 00:10:58,192 --> 00:10:59,294 Oh, you're gonna make it. 317 00:10:59,328 --> 00:11:01,032 Yeah. You're gonna make Sprite? 318 00:11:01,065 --> 00:11:02,434 Yeah, I'm gonna make fuckin' Sprite, yeah. 319 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:04,471 Are you a fuckin' pop machine? 320 00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:05,908 Yeah, I'm a fuckin' pop machine. 321 00:11:05,941 --> 00:11:07,444 Hey, Ma, are you sure you're good? 322 00:11:07,477 --> 00:11:10,350 Listen, I know you keep thinking like you wanna try to help. 323 00:11:10,383 --> 00:11:12,220 Do you wanna just make the whole dinner? 324 00:11:12,253 --> 00:11:13,256 I want to help you. - How do you know how to make a Sprite? 325 00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:15,293 Just stop. Okay? Just stop. 326 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:16,763 How the fuck do you know how to make Sprite? 327 00:11:16,796 --> 00:11:17,899 You know how he knows how to make Sprite? 328 00:11:17,932 --> 00:11:19,068 Because he's a big-time chef. 329 00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:20,003 - Oh. Got it, got it. - That's how. 330 00:11:20,036 --> 00:11:22,107 - That's how I know. - Somehow, I forgot. 331 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,142 Nattie, I appreciate you. Thank you for asking. 332 00:11:23,175 --> 00:11:24,010 Okay. Thank you. 333 00:11:24,044 --> 00:11:25,480 Yo, Auntie D. What? 334 00:11:25,514 --> 00:11:27,284 - Why the seven fishes? Oh, my God. 335 00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:29,288 What is up with everyone today? 336 00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:30,758 I'm just trying to make a nice fuckin' thing. 337 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,160 I just mean why the fuck do people even do it? 338 00:11:32,193 --> 00:11:36,002 Because it's based on people who left Italy 339 00:11:36,035 --> 00:11:39,308 to find new dreams and homes with new people. 340 00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:41,112 And they brought their seven best things 341 00:11:41,145 --> 00:11:43,449 from their sea to their new homes, 342 00:11:43,482 --> 00:11:45,120 and not so their families end up 343 00:11:45,153 --> 00:11:46,757 being a bunch of fuckin' jagoffs. 344 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,992 - That's not even close. - What's not even close? 345 00:11:48,025 --> 00:11:49,194 Why do you come in here talking shit? 346 00:11:49,227 --> 00:11:50,363 I'm not talking shit. I'm just saying, 347 00:11:50,396 --> 00:11:52,467 her seven fishes legend is not even close. 348 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,337 There are sevens all over the Bible. 349 00:11:54,739 --> 00:11:59,081 You get Sacraments, virtues, days, guilt, probably. 350 00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:01,018 You know, making people feel like shit, 351 00:12:01,051 --> 00:12:03,824 holding everything in and then letting it out inappropriately, 352 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,262 raging, pouting, screaming, making scenes. 353 00:12:06,295 --> 00:12:07,999 You know, all the Italian classics. 354 00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:09,368 Yo, you're not even Italian, bro. 355 00:12:09,401 --> 00:12:11,906 I know. Polski, baby. Polski. 356 00:12:13,577 --> 00:12:15,246 - I like your version better. - Thanks. 357 00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:16,550 Hey, Carmen, take out 358 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,219 the proscuit and the mortadel, please. 359 00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:19,321 Yeah, I got you. 360 00:12:19,354 --> 00:12:20,456 Yo, Carm. 361 00:12:20,724 --> 00:12:22,227 Yo? Here you go, Sprite. 362 00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:23,530 Sprite? Sprite. Fuck. Sprite. 363 00:12:23,563 --> 00:12:25,400 Why isn't somebody listening to me? 364 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:26,636 What? I'm listening. - No, no, no. 365 00:12:26,670 --> 00:12:29,174 - Why is no one listening to me? I'm listening. What? 366 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,012 - What? What? - I said move the pot. 367 00:12:31,045 --> 00:12:34,084 - When? I said move the pot. 368 00:12:34,117 --> 00:12:35,988 Right now? I'll move the pot. You want me to move the pot? 369 00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:37,892 - I said move the fucking pot. Okay! Alright! 370 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:39,260 Here, here. Here's the pot. 371 00:12:39,528 --> 00:12:42,401 And it's fuckin' moving. And it's going right over here. 372 00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:44,071 - Thank you. - Okay? There you go. 373 00:12:44,104 --> 00:12:45,407 - I'm sorry. I just need a second. - Thank you. 374 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,843 I just need to go look at this... 375 00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:49,281 Thank you. 376 00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:51,185 One sec, I gotta find Rich. Cousin! Jesus fucking... 377 00:12:51,218 --> 00:12:52,522 - Cousin! Yo. 378 00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:53,824 - Did you tell him? - What? 379 00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:54,993 Did you fuckin tell him? 380 00:12:55,026 --> 00:12:56,162 Wh-wh-wh-what? What? 381 00:12:56,195 --> 00:12:57,965 - Oh, fuck me! Dawg! - Bro... 382 00:12:57,998 --> 00:12:59,435 Merry fuckin' Christmas, bro. 383 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:00,571 - What? What do you mean? - Merry fuckin' Christmas 384 00:13:00,604 --> 00:13:01,573 Guys, don't fuck with me right now. 385 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,942 No one's fuckin' with you. 386 00:13:02,975 --> 00:13:04,111 What the fuck? Why would you think that? 387 00:13:04,144 --> 00:13:05,179 'Cause you're always fuckin' with me, 388 00:13:05,213 --> 00:13:06,181 that's why I fuckin think it. What do you mean? 389 00:13:06,215 --> 00:13:08,620 You're not gonna fucking believe who we just saw. 390 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:09,923 No, no, no, no, no, no. This is a good thing. 391 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,392 This is a good thing. Just listen. 392 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:12,327 - What do you mean? Don't be a mopey little fuck. 393 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,664 What? I'm not being a mopey little fuck. 394 00:13:13,697 --> 00:13:16,168 Just take a break. Take a break from being a mopey little fuck. 395 00:13:16,201 --> 00:13:17,538 - We're trying to tell you... Shut your mouth. Just listen. 396 00:13:17,571 --> 00:13:19,308 We're trying to tell you we ran into 397 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,377 the love of your fucking life. 398 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:21,479 I don't have a love of my life. 399 00:13:21,513 --> 00:13:23,249 Just fucking tell him. Claire bear. 400 00:13:23,282 --> 00:13:24,519 Claire bear! Claire bear. 401 00:13:24,552 --> 00:13:26,422 - You saw Claire? - We saw Claire bear! 402 00:13:26,455 --> 00:13:29,461 That fuckin' chubby little genius down the street, she's beautiful. 403 00:13:29,495 --> 00:13:31,332 - The body is banging! - Banging, yo. Banging. 404 00:13:31,365 --> 00:13:32,969 Yo, she is hot as balls. 405 00:13:33,002 --> 00:13:34,204 Hot as fuckin' balls, dude. - Yo. 406 00:13:34,237 --> 00:13:35,473 Oh, my God, the glasses came off. 407 00:13:35,507 --> 00:13:38,279 The motherfucking glasses came off, G! 408 00:13:38,312 --> 00:13:39,949 Like a librarian in a fuckin' porno. 409 00:13:39,982 --> 00:13:41,318 She's all that and a fuckin' basket of biscuits, bro. 410 00:13:41,351 --> 00:13:42,522 And by the way, she's like, 411 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,291 she's like a legitimate fucking wizard. 412 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,995 - Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's true. She's like a wizard. 413 00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:47,063 Tiffany used to babysit her. 414 00:13:47,097 --> 00:13:48,199 - She's obsessed with science. - What did you do? 415 00:13:48,232 --> 00:13:49,969 - She's obsessed with science. - She's in med school. 416 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:51,205 - She's in med school. - What did you do? 417 00:13:51,238 --> 00:13:52,642 - What did you do? - We didn't do anything. 418 00:13:52,675 --> 00:13:54,311 What do you mean? - We just massaged the fuckin'... 419 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,082 Bro, this is a once-in-a-million opportunity 420 00:13:56,115 --> 00:13:57,217 for you to score with a woman 421 00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,887 that's stacked physically and mentally. 422 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,558 Homie, you're having a child. Like, what the fuck? 423 00:14:00,591 --> 00:14:01,960 Why are you talking like that? 424 00:14:01,993 --> 00:14:03,096 It's not about me. 425 00:14:03,129 --> 00:14:04,398 Carmen, what are you talking about? 426 00:14:04,431 --> 00:14:06,168 - It's done. - Who asked you to do that, though? 427 00:14:06,201 --> 00:14:07,605 Who asked you to do that? That's what I'm saying. 428 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:09,108 It's Christmas. I fuckin' put in a good word. 429 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,243 Nobody asked you to do that. 430 00:14:10,276 --> 00:14:12,080 I told her about Napa, about Copen... 431 00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:13,316 I feel like you're breaking my balls. That's what you're doing. 432 00:14:13,349 --> 00:14:14,451 I don't understand why you always do that. 433 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:15,319 Like, why are you like this? 434 00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:17,324 But she's hot now, Carm. She's hot now. 435 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,094 - I'm just like... - Stevie was with us. 436 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:19,996 Hey, Steven, get the fuck in here, please. 437 00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,398 I don't need Steven to come over here. 438 00:14:21,431 --> 00:14:22,968 Hey, Steven, get the fuck in here. 439 00:14:23,001 --> 00:14:25,173 - Would you please tell him who we ran into? He doesn't believe us. 440 00:14:25,206 --> 00:14:26,375 Oh, we saw Claire bear. 441 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,612 - Boom! You see? 442 00:14:27,645 --> 00:14:30,049 On the weekends, this woman teaches CPR 443 00:14:30,082 --> 00:14:31,452 to differently abled college kids. 444 00:14:31,485 --> 00:14:32,588 Yeah, like, is that, like, Fak? 445 00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:33,556 - Like Neil? You see? 446 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:35,494 - She's a deeply good person. Boom! 447 00:14:35,527 --> 00:14:36,630 I can see why you're in love with her. 448 00:14:36,663 --> 00:14:37,632 I'm not in love with her, though. 449 00:14:37,665 --> 00:14:38,332 That's what I'm saying. 450 00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:39,502 Where did you guys get this from 451 00:14:39,535 --> 00:14:40,469 that I'm in love with her? 452 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:42,107 You used to have all those drawings. 453 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,409 That's what I'm fuckin' talking about, though. 454 00:14:43,442 --> 00:14:44,411 That's what I'm fucking talking about. 455 00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:46,115 May I say... - That's what I'm saying. 456 00:14:46,148 --> 00:14:47,150 That's why I think you're fucking with me. 457 00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:48,252 You're bringing up this thing 458 00:14:48,285 --> 00:14:49,989 you used to give me a fucking hard time about it. 459 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:51,158 You used to give me a fucking hard time about it. 460 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,160 - Relax. - No one's giving you... 461 00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:53,262 Don't touch me. 462 00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:55,033 Your brother handled it. 463 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,235 - I want to touch you. 464 00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:58,005 - Don't touch me. 465 00:14:58,038 --> 00:14:59,576 Mikey, don't fuckin' touch me. I'm serious. 466 00:14:59,609 --> 00:15:01,546 - I want to touch you. 467 00:15:01,579 --> 00:15:03,249 Don't fucking touch me. Mikey. Stop. 468 00:15:03,282 --> 00:15:04,318 Hey! Mikey! 469 00:15:04,351 --> 00:15:05,588 - What the fuck? Yo! 470 00:15:05,621 --> 00:15:07,457 Auntie D, did you just throw a spoon at me? 471 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,596 Yeah, I did. You, Richard, bring her the pop. 472 00:15:09,629 --> 00:15:11,165 - Deedee— Carmen, I need you. 473 00:15:11,198 --> 00:15:13,035 - Can you just calm down? - Ma, you gotta chill, Mom. 474 00:15:13,068 --> 00:15:14,404 Ma, you gotta chill. 475 00:15:14,437 --> 00:15:16,141 No, no, no. You cannot say that. 476 00:15:16,174 --> 00:15:17,377 We're not done with this Claire Bear thing. 477 00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,147 You're fuckin' breaking my balls. 478 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:21,318 No, I think, I think it's just a big misunderstanding. 479 00:15:21,351 --> 00:15:23,557 Carm... this is a good thing. 480 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,061 You, Carmen, come on. I need help. 481 00:15:26,094 --> 00:15:28,032 Yo, Deedee, can you just calm down a little... 482 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,602 Hey, no, you do not tell me... 483 00:15:36,215 --> 00:15:37,585 Hi. Hi. 484 00:15:37,618 --> 00:15:38,553 Hi. 485 00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:42,762 How you doing? 486 00:15:42,795 --> 00:15:43,963 I'm okay. 487 00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:45,634 I'm good. 488 00:15:47,671 --> 00:15:49,609 This room is so insane. 489 00:15:49,642 --> 00:15:52,247 Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah. 490 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,250 Um, we're out of Sprite, but... 491 00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,159 Carmy made this for you. 492 00:15:58,192 --> 00:15:59,361 What do you mean he made it for me? 493 00:15:59,394 --> 00:16:00,564 He made it for you. 494 00:16:00,597 --> 00:16:02,066 He's like a goddamn pop machine, this guy. 495 00:16:03,235 --> 00:16:04,505 He's a weird little dude. 496 00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:10,216 - Yo. - Right? 497 00:16:11,051 --> 00:16:12,053 Right? 498 00:16:12,086 --> 00:16:13,089 What's up with him, though? 499 00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:14,558 He's so, like... 500 00:16:14,892 --> 00:16:17,397 I don't know. He's a little... Yeah. 501 00:16:17,430 --> 00:16:20,035 He's... weird. 502 00:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,108 We're, um... 503 00:16:24,779 --> 00:16:26,583 We're trying to hook him up with Claire bear, 504 00:16:26,616 --> 00:16:28,352 you know, loosen him up a little bit. 505 00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,488 - With Claire? Yeah. 506 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,258 Why would you do that? She's so nice. 507 00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:34,698 Are you still mad at me? 508 00:16:38,439 --> 00:16:39,440 No. 509 00:16:40,711 --> 00:16:42,080 I threw up so many times, 510 00:16:42,113 --> 00:16:43,717 I honestly forgot what I was mad about. 511 00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,186 You just puked all that anger up? 512 00:16:45,219 --> 00:16:46,488 Just got it all outta you? 513 00:16:50,229 --> 00:16:52,367 I'll take it. 514 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,539 Hey, did you go look at the place? 515 00:16:54,572 --> 00:16:56,374 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 516 00:16:57,377 --> 00:16:58,445 What'd you think? 517 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,091 I think it's expensive. 518 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,128 But it's nice. 519 00:17:06,161 --> 00:17:07,564 And schools are nice. 520 00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,302 It's public school. 521 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:14,477 You can walk to school. 522 00:17:31,144 --> 00:17:32,413 - Hi. - Hey. 523 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,191 Hi. 524 00:17:41,566 --> 00:17:43,168 - I had a dream. - Mm-hmm. 525 00:17:43,803 --> 00:17:45,740 That we only wore green clothes. 526 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,713 They were our clothes, but they were all green. 527 00:17:49,281 --> 00:17:50,851 Mm-hmm. - And then the baby 528 00:17:50,884 --> 00:17:52,453 only wore red clothes. 529 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,360 Like I went to the store and I bought all these other colors 530 00:17:55,393 --> 00:17:57,898 and I brought 'em back home and then they were all red. 531 00:17:57,931 --> 00:17:59,100 What do you think? 532 00:18:00,403 --> 00:18:02,240 I think that's pretty fuckin' dope. 533 00:18:02,273 --> 00:18:03,408 That's what I thought. 534 00:18:14,932 --> 00:18:16,502 Do you think that she'll like us? 535 00:18:22,948 --> 00:18:24,686 I don't know. 536 00:18:24,719 --> 00:18:25,820 I hope so. 537 00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:29,495 - Yeah, me, too. - We just gotta... 538 00:18:30,864 --> 00:18:32,701 not be like our parents, you know. 539 00:18:34,605 --> 00:18:36,141 Well, you're not like a... 540 00:18:37,945 --> 00:18:41,385 a psycho vampire... 541 00:18:41,418 --> 00:18:42,721 Alcoholic. 542 00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,193 - ... bitch, like... No offense, but. - Vindictive. 543 00:18:45,226 --> 00:18:47,129 No. It's-it's accurate. 544 00:18:49,835 --> 00:18:51,305 I'm actually here. 545 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,674 That's a start. 546 00:18:55,814 --> 00:18:58,285 - Am I squishing you? - No, no, it's good. It's good. 547 00:18:58,318 --> 00:18:59,287 I like it. 548 00:19:01,358 --> 00:19:02,527 You're so cute. 549 00:19:04,297 --> 00:19:06,201 You're gonna be such a cute dad. 550 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:19,260 I really don't wanna throw up again. 551 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,703 You don't smell like barf. 552 00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:26,241 That's good. 553 00:19:26,274 --> 00:19:28,746 I like chugged Listerine. 554 00:19:36,294 --> 00:19:38,767 The upside of barf is that you get some peace and quiet. 555 00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:41,506 - That is true. 556 00:19:41,539 --> 00:19:44,477 I get to be away from all those psychos downstairs. 557 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,016 Do you think Donna's gonna kill me 558 00:19:47,049 --> 00:19:48,753 if I throw up on her robe? 559 00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:51,324 - I don't think she'll notice. 560 00:20:15,974 --> 00:20:17,343 I love you so much. 561 00:20:17,376 --> 00:20:18,880 I love you so much. 562 00:20:21,919 --> 00:20:23,957 I have one quick question, though, for you. 563 00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,361 Mm-hmm. - Is that a leopard 564 00:20:26,729 --> 00:20:29,467 or is it a cheetah or is it a panther? 565 00:20:30,436 --> 00:20:31,505 That's a leopard. 566 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,510 We're in Donna's bedroom. 567 00:20:33,543 --> 00:20:34,946 - There's not gonna be a fuckin' cheetah. 568 00:20:38,352 --> 00:20:39,755 Alright, I gotta go back down. 569 00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:40,790 Okay. 570 00:20:41,659 --> 00:20:43,896 I'll come back and check on you in a few minutes. 571 00:20:48,438 --> 00:20:50,710 - I love you so much. - I love you. 572 00:20:54,117 --> 00:20:55,086 Merry Christmas. 573 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:56,822 Merry fuckin' Christmas. 574 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,876 Fuck! God— Fuck! 575 00:21:06,909 --> 00:21:09,582 - Hey, I got this. I got this. - No, it's okay. It's okay. 576 00:21:09,615 --> 00:21:10,884 Yeah. No, wait. 577 00:21:11,385 --> 00:21:14,090 Ugh, here. Let me help. Fuck! Thanks. 578 00:21:14,123 --> 00:21:15,593 Hey, did you get that thing I sent you? 579 00:21:16,061 --> 00:21:17,363 No. What'd you send me? 580 00:21:17,396 --> 00:21:18,800 It's a building in Wilmette. 581 00:21:18,833 --> 00:21:21,004 I'm gonna buy it, I'm gonna lease it out. 582 00:21:21,037 --> 00:21:22,340 - It's a piece of shit. 583 00:21:22,373 --> 00:21:23,577 It's got, like, seven cracks 584 00:21:23,610 --> 00:21:24,946 - in the foundation. - Congratulations. 585 00:21:24,979 --> 00:21:27,518 Yeah, but the thing is, the guy doesn't have a realtor. 586 00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:30,557 Hey, I thought if you needed help again. - Oh, no. No, no, no. No. 587 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,926 Yeah, but this could be a chance for us to— 588 00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,630 No, I don't need it. I don't need it. 589 00:21:33,663 --> 00:21:35,366 Thank you, though. I appreciate it. I got it handled. 590 00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:37,370 - Okay, but everybody wins, you know. Excuse me. 591 00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:39,942 Yeah. Nobody wins. - You make a deal, I'll make a deal... 592 00:21:40,476 --> 00:21:42,815 - We get to, you know, do it together. Oh, yeah. 593 00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:44,785 - Yeah. Thanks, though. - That's a good idea. 594 00:21:44,818 --> 00:21:46,990 - Think about it, okay? Okay. 595 00:21:47,023 --> 00:21:48,926 So, guys, are we really doing this again? 596 00:21:49,728 --> 00:21:51,932 I'm just, I'm cleaning up a mess here. 597 00:21:53,870 --> 00:21:55,607 Yeah, you are a mess, Lee. 598 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,842 Oh, you know what, Michael? - What? 599 00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:59,414 - That's not very nice. Michael. Is that not very nice? 600 00:21:59,447 --> 00:22:01,151 What happened to the Christmas spirit in this house? 601 00:22:01,184 --> 00:22:03,388 I don't know. - It's gone. I can't find it. 602 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,637 Yo. Yo, yo, yo. Oh. 603 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:11,872 Uncle J. Uncle J. 604 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,308 Why are we whispering? 605 00:22:13,342 --> 00:22:15,379 Oh, I just wanted to talk to you 606 00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:16,649 about that thing from earlier. 607 00:22:17,050 --> 00:22:18,052 What thing from earlier? 608 00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:21,391 The... the job. The job thing. 609 00:22:21,424 --> 00:22:22,695 Oh, the job from earlier! 610 00:22:22,728 --> 00:22:23,863 Come on, don't be an asshole. 611 00:22:23,896 --> 00:22:26,636 Come on. I'm-I'm being real with you. 612 00:22:26,669 --> 00:22:31,512 Oh. Okay. In that case, I gotta put on my real face. 613 00:22:31,545 --> 00:22:33,549 - Jimmy. What did I say earlier? 614 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,654 You said we'd talk about it later. 615 00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:36,789 And now it's later. 616 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:38,759 Very good. So shoot. 617 00:22:39,495 --> 00:22:40,731 Alright. 618 00:22:40,764 --> 00:22:41,933 I'm about to have this kid. 619 00:22:41,966 --> 00:22:44,538 I don't wanna be wrapping up sandwiches 620 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,405 for the rest of my life. 621 00:22:45,439 --> 00:22:46,709 You know, I don't wanna be going home 622 00:22:46,742 --> 00:22:48,112 with my hands covered in grease, 623 00:22:48,145 --> 00:22:50,617 trying to change diapers and stuff. I... 624 00:22:52,921 --> 00:22:57,063 You're, um, someone with a lot going on. 625 00:22:57,096 --> 00:22:59,100 You could probably use some help. 626 00:22:59,133 --> 00:23:00,135 I've been looking... 627 00:23:00,937 --> 00:23:03,042 there's not much going on out there. 628 00:23:03,075 --> 00:23:04,110 You know? 629 00:23:04,645 --> 00:23:08,720 You're somebody... that knows something. 630 00:23:08,753 --> 00:23:09,688 And... 631 00:23:17,537 --> 00:23:19,474 I don't wanna be at The Beef every day. 632 00:23:19,508 --> 00:23:20,844 That makes sense, right? 633 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:22,581 I feel like I'm wasting potential. 634 00:23:22,614 --> 00:23:23,950 What kinda potential? 635 00:23:23,983 --> 00:23:26,021 I don't know. Uh... I'm good with people. 636 00:23:26,054 --> 00:23:28,458 I'm... Uh, I don't really have an outlet for that, though. 637 00:23:29,962 --> 00:23:32,668 And I've never had a mentor. I never had an uncle— 638 00:23:32,701 --> 00:23:34,204 Oh, and I'm neither of those things. 639 00:23:34,237 --> 00:23:36,207 Yeah, but you understand what I'm saying, though, right? 640 00:23:36,909 --> 00:23:39,915 - No, I do not. I am not asking you for money. 641 00:23:40,216 --> 00:23:41,518 I wanna learn. 642 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,825 If you teach me, I will learn. 643 00:23:44,858 --> 00:23:45,994 And you can trust me. 644 00:23:48,766 --> 00:23:50,804 You want me to, you want me to teach you things? 645 00:23:50,837 --> 00:23:51,839 Yeah. 646 00:23:52,407 --> 00:23:54,878 Yeah. You know, business stuff. 647 00:23:57,016 --> 00:23:59,555 Oh. Ohh. 648 00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:00,957 Oh, you want a job. 649 00:24:01,626 --> 00:24:03,763 I get it. I get it now. I'm reading you. 650 00:24:05,834 --> 00:24:06,969 Will you think about it? 651 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:09,641 Maybe. 652 00:24:11,679 --> 00:24:12,647 You're a good kid. 653 00:24:14,818 --> 00:24:15,887 Merry Christmas, Unc. 654 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:17,957 You too, fuckface. 655 00:24:28,713 --> 00:24:29,749 - Yeah... I got— - Spray the other way. 656 00:24:29,782 --> 00:24:31,819 Neil, I got allergies, man. 657 00:24:31,852 --> 00:24:33,188 - Chanel. 658 00:24:33,957 --> 00:24:36,562 Did your daddy buy you these matching outfits? 659 00:24:36,595 --> 00:24:37,564 Yeah. - Yeah? 660 00:24:37,597 --> 00:24:38,600 Big Neil got 'em for us. 661 00:24:38,633 --> 00:24:39,869 Yeah. Kohl's Cash. 662 00:24:39,902 --> 00:24:41,773 - Kohl's Cash. You know what I'm saying? 663 00:24:41,806 --> 00:24:42,908 Yeah, I do know what you're saying. 664 00:24:42,941 --> 00:24:44,110 Oh, yeah. 665 00:24:44,143 --> 00:24:45,179 Is your sister coming? - No. 666 00:24:45,212 --> 00:24:46,949 Francie's not allowed. 667 00:24:47,316 --> 00:24:48,853 - No. Yeah. - Why? 668 00:24:48,886 --> 00:24:50,055 'Cause... 'Cause Nat. - Oh. 669 00:24:50,088 --> 00:24:50,990 She's mad as hell. - Oh. 670 00:24:51,023 --> 00:24:52,561 She's angry. - 'Cause of the thing. 671 00:24:52,594 --> 00:24:53,696 - Yeah. - Yeah. 672 00:24:54,197 --> 00:24:55,232 - Yeah. - Still, huh? 673 00:24:55,265 --> 00:24:56,301 Still. 674 00:24:56,334 --> 00:24:59,975 - Like... 675 00:25:00,008 --> 00:25:01,044 Yeah. 676 00:25:01,077 --> 00:25:02,113 - Uh... - Yeah. 677 00:25:02,146 --> 00:25:03,048 Yeah. 678 00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:05,987 I'm sorry. That's really hard. 679 00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,591 - Yeah. Yeah. 680 00:25:07,624 --> 00:25:09,628 Francie's a fuckface, though. 681 00:25:10,029 --> 00:25:11,999 - Totally. - I mean, absolutely. 682 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:13,636 Just like a total fuckface. 683 00:25:13,669 --> 00:25:15,172 - Oh, yeah. All the way. - Totally. 684 00:25:15,707 --> 00:25:17,678 She's nice, though, but, she's... 685 00:25:17,711 --> 00:25:20,182 - Not nice. - No. No. 686 00:25:20,215 --> 00:25:21,318 The worst. 687 00:25:21,351 --> 00:25:22,754 Bad. Yeah. 688 00:25:22,787 --> 00:25:23,823 Is New York City the best? 689 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,359 Ohh, it's the best. 690 00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:28,198 You know, it's just like you're alive. 691 00:25:28,231 --> 00:25:31,037 And then you come here and you're dead, you know, it's... 692 00:25:31,070 --> 00:25:32,340 Oh. 693 00:25:32,373 --> 00:25:35,079 Do you think Donna's gonna do something crazy? 694 00:25:35,112 --> 00:25:36,883 Abs... 695 00:25:36,916 --> 00:25:38,251 Yeah. 696 00:25:38,653 --> 00:25:40,590 - Yeah. Yeah. Do you? 697 00:25:41,257 --> 00:25:43,027 - Yeah. - Yeah. 698 00:25:54,818 --> 00:25:56,755 Oh. 699 00:25:58,926 --> 00:26:00,964 - Ma, can I help, please? Hmm? Mm-mmm. 700 00:26:00,997 --> 00:26:02,901 Can I take— - No, honey. 701 00:26:02,934 --> 00:26:04,905 I don't wanna have to explain to everyone 702 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,374 why I call you Sugar again. 703 00:26:06,407 --> 00:26:07,945 Everybody knows why already. 704 00:26:07,978 --> 00:26:09,347 I-I actually don't know why. 705 00:26:09,380 --> 00:26:10,984 I've never heard that story. 706 00:26:11,017 --> 00:26:13,222 Do you know what's really fucking crazy? 707 00:26:13,255 --> 00:26:14,725 Is when you're trying to cook 708 00:26:14,758 --> 00:26:16,929 and people just, they pour into the kitchen. 709 00:26:16,962 --> 00:26:18,700 You know, it's fuckin' boiling in here. 710 00:26:18,733 --> 00:26:20,102 Is this a passive-aggressive way... 711 00:26:20,135 --> 00:26:21,070 - Oh. of you asking me to leave? 712 00:26:21,104 --> 00:26:23,408 No, no, no, no, no. It is an aggressive... 713 00:26:23,441 --> 00:26:26,113 aggressive way of asking you to go scratch. 714 00:26:26,515 --> 00:26:28,987 - Scratch. - Do you know how fuckin' hot you are 715 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:30,222 when you're slurring your words? 716 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,126 Oh, my God, it's like fuckin' musk. 717 00:26:33,996 --> 00:26:35,934 I... By the way, I do not know the story. 718 00:26:35,967 --> 00:26:38,706 Oh, because she added a cup of sugar... - I added a cup of sugar 719 00:26:38,739 --> 00:26:40,142 - instead of a cup of salt. - ... instead of a cup of salt. 720 00:26:40,175 --> 00:26:43,348 And then the gravy tasted like fucking Hawaiian Punch. 721 00:26:43,917 --> 00:26:46,354 I'm so glad we had this time together. Now I know. 722 00:26:47,857 --> 00:26:49,828 Oh, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. 723 00:26:49,861 --> 00:26:51,097 What? What? What? What? - It's okay. 724 00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:53,970 Um... Oh, did you get Tiff those saltines? 725 00:26:54,003 --> 00:26:55,005 - No. Okay. Alright. Get them for her. 726 00:26:55,038 --> 00:26:56,274 I don't remember what that was for. 727 00:26:56,307 --> 00:26:57,209 Oh, yes! 728 00:26:57,242 --> 00:26:59,748 Sugar, you have to remember to remind me... 729 00:26:59,781 --> 00:27:01,451 - What do I have to remember? - ... that the bread isn't... 730 00:27:01,484 --> 00:27:02,219 No, no, it wasn't the bread. 731 00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:03,723 - It was the peppers. 732 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,125 The peppers. Right. The peppers. 733 00:27:05,158 --> 00:27:06,696 - Sugar? - Yeah. 734 00:27:06,729 --> 00:27:08,833 You're gonna have to remind me to put the bread in. 735 00:27:08,866 --> 00:27:09,701 Okay. - Right before dinner. 736 00:27:09,735 --> 00:27:11,037 - I will do that. Yeah. Okay? 737 00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:12,173 - Okay. - Don't worry. 738 00:27:12,206 --> 00:27:13,442 Because the peppers are cooking. 739 00:27:13,475 --> 00:27:15,078 And shit. The potatoes... 740 00:27:15,479 --> 00:27:17,383 The potatoes are gonna go in just to warm up again. 741 00:27:17,416 --> 00:27:18,452 Okay, be careful. 742 00:27:18,485 --> 00:27:19,387 Okay? - Don't burn yourself. 743 00:27:20,957 --> 00:27:22,260 - Did I win? 744 00:27:22,293 --> 00:27:23,496 - No, no, explain it to him. - Absolutely not. 745 00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:25,399 - Explain it to him. - Let me just tell you how it goes. 746 00:27:25,432 --> 00:27:27,270 You take... Okay, pick a number one through six again. 747 00:27:27,303 --> 00:27:28,907 - Five. - Five. Five. Take five. 748 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:30,442 You got ten dice here, okay? 749 00:27:30,475 --> 00:27:34,450 You roll it 13 times in hopes to get five 26 times. 750 00:27:34,483 --> 00:27:35,953 - See, that's where you're wrong. - No, I'm not wrong. 751 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:39,394 Yeah, you are. You take the ten dice and the first person to get 26 wins. 752 00:27:39,427 --> 00:27:40,864 No. I taught you how to play the game. 753 00:27:40,897 --> 00:27:42,166 - You didn't teach me how to— Yes, I did. 754 00:27:42,199 --> 00:27:43,736 No, Cousin Gary did. Yes, I did. 755 00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:45,172 - No, he didn't. - He used to take me to the club 756 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:46,742 - with the hot girls and— - Cousin Gary doesn't do shit. 757 00:27:46,775 --> 00:27:48,145 You've never seen a hot girl in your life. 758 00:27:48,178 --> 00:27:49,280 Alright, listen, Steven. 759 00:27:50,449 --> 00:27:51,752 You got 500 bucks on you? 760 00:27:51,785 --> 00:27:53,155 Do you like baseball cards? 761 00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:54,324 May I take those one at a time? 762 00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:55,827 Go ahead. - I... 763 00:27:55,860 --> 00:27:58,231 Do I have access to 500 bucks? I-I absolutely do. 764 00:27:58,264 --> 00:27:59,969 - Great. That's perfect. - I'm a 43-year-old man. 765 00:28:00,002 --> 00:28:01,171 - That's great. - Good, good. 766 00:28:01,204 --> 00:28:03,776 I am indifferent to baseball cards. 767 00:28:03,809 --> 00:28:05,479 - Well, listen, baseball cards are back. - That's okay. That's okay. 768 00:28:05,513 --> 00:28:07,316 - That's okay. - Yeah, we're just, we're just buying, 769 00:28:07,349 --> 00:28:09,187 we're buying boxes of baseball cards. 770 00:28:09,220 --> 00:28:10,957 - A lot of boxes of cards. - And-and we're flipping 'em. 771 00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:13,028 And there's one box on eBay. - Baseball cards are back? 772 00:28:13,061 --> 00:28:14,965 My alerts are going off... Baseball cards are back. 773 00:28:14,998 --> 00:28:16,502 - So they're valuable right now? They're valuable right now. 774 00:28:16,535 --> 00:28:18,205 Okay. - $500... 775 00:28:18,238 --> 00:28:20,141 Yeah? - ... can make you... 776 00:28:20,576 --> 00:28:22,848 - fifteen hundred dollars. - Fifteen hundred bucks. 777 00:28:22,881 --> 00:28:24,350 Triple my money? - Yeah. 778 00:28:24,383 --> 00:28:25,987 - Within six... A couple, a couple months. 779 00:28:26,020 --> 00:28:26,822 Cicero's already in. 780 00:28:26,855 --> 00:28:28,458 - He gave us his drink. - In on what? 781 00:28:28,491 --> 00:28:31,197 ROI on RBIs. 782 00:28:31,230 --> 00:28:33,101 That's kind of our, that's kind of our, that's the business. 783 00:28:33,134 --> 00:28:36,040 Do you know what? I'm going to give you the $500. 784 00:28:36,274 --> 00:28:37,944 - Hold on. Hold on. Mm-hmm. 785 00:28:39,046 --> 00:28:42,253 Because whatever you do with that 786 00:28:42,286 --> 00:28:44,357 is going to be very interesting to me. 787 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:46,127 Yeah. - And I, all I ask... 788 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,363 - Yeah. Yeah. Okay? 789 00:28:47,396 --> 00:28:49,501 one of you has to get in touch with me weekly. 790 00:28:49,534 --> 00:28:51,104 Okay. We're making money. 791 00:28:51,137 --> 00:28:52,808 I wanna hear when you open the boxes 792 00:28:52,841 --> 00:28:54,410 and when you go through the cards, 793 00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:56,949 - I wanna hear what's-what's in it... Inventory. Inventory. 794 00:28:56,982 --> 00:28:58,485 and more importantly, what's maybe not in it. 795 00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:01,859 I actually... My dad had a Roberto Clemente 796 00:29:01,892 --> 00:29:03,128 from... from the Pittsburgh Pirates? 797 00:29:03,161 --> 00:29:04,196 Of course. - A rookie card. 798 00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:06,167 But Michelle and I, we tossed it when we moved. 799 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,504 - What are you, fuckin' stupid? That's the stupidest thing 800 00:29:07,537 --> 00:29:08,706 - you've ever done. It was behind glass. 801 00:29:08,739 --> 00:29:10,510 Do you know what you could get for that right now? $125. 802 00:29:10,543 --> 00:29:12,313 $125,000? 803 00:29:12,346 --> 00:29:14,384 $125. 804 00:29:14,417 --> 00:29:17,023 - You fuck... - I'm really... I like seeing you guys every year. 805 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,291 You fuckin' deliver. 806 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:19,961 What is that, a bowling shirt? 807 00:29:26,575 --> 00:29:28,846 Carm, where the fuck are my saltines? 808 00:29:28,879 --> 00:29:30,382 Yeah, I got it, Ma. I got it. I got it. 809 00:29:30,951 --> 00:29:32,554 - Yo. Oh shit, sorry, Carmy. I'm in your way. 810 00:29:32,587 --> 00:29:33,923 - Sorry. - Yeah, yeah. 811 00:29:33,956 --> 00:29:35,527 Can I just... I gotta get the saltines. 812 00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:36,862 Saltines? 813 00:29:37,764 --> 00:29:39,901 You're kinda acting like a saltine, you know that? 814 00:29:40,435 --> 00:29:42,273 - Why? - I'm not a saltine. 815 00:29:42,306 --> 00:29:45,412 Why? You're acting like a saltine. Why? 816 00:29:45,445 --> 00:29:47,283 Why? Why? What's going on with you? 817 00:29:47,316 --> 00:29:49,087 I know there's something. Just tell me. 818 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,890 - Come on, Carm, I'm right here. 819 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:53,529 What's going on? I gotta drag it outta you? 820 00:29:53,562 --> 00:29:55,065 - What is going on? What? - I just... Yo. 821 00:29:55,098 --> 00:29:56,535 I just, I thought, I thought when I was back, 822 00:29:56,568 --> 00:29:59,040 I could work with you, alright? At the spot. 823 00:29:59,073 --> 00:30:00,275 We could talk about the shop, 824 00:30:00,308 --> 00:30:01,343 'cause I've been learning a lot of shit, 825 00:30:01,377 --> 00:30:03,583 and, I don't know, I feel like I got some ideas. 826 00:30:03,616 --> 00:30:05,419 Yeah, but... 827 00:30:05,452 --> 00:30:07,189 The place is no good, Carmy. 828 00:30:07,222 --> 00:30:08,458 It's-it's a fucking nightmare. 829 00:30:08,491 --> 00:30:09,895 - Like, trust me, I'm doing you a favor. - Yo. 830 00:30:09,928 --> 00:30:12,333 And I'd love to hear your ideas. I would. 831 00:30:12,366 --> 00:30:14,203 I-I-I wanna hear about you, I do. 832 00:30:14,236 --> 00:30:15,439 Also I don't need you fuckin'... 833 00:30:15,472 --> 00:30:17,042 I don't need you talking to Claire 834 00:30:17,075 --> 00:30:18,579 and acting all nice if you don't actually give a fuck. 835 00:30:18,612 --> 00:30:19,614 You know? 836 00:30:20,415 --> 00:30:21,417 Wh-what? 837 00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:24,925 What are you talking about I-I don't give a fuck? 838 00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,293 Why would you say that to me? 839 00:30:27,497 --> 00:30:29,100 Carmy, I give like a... 840 00:30:29,133 --> 00:30:30,569 I give like a huge fuck. 841 00:30:32,206 --> 00:30:33,509 - Yeah? - Yeah. Fuck, yeah. 842 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:34,912 God fucking dammit! 843 00:30:34,945 --> 00:30:36,347 I mean, I give... I-I... 844 00:30:37,483 --> 00:30:39,420 I give like the biggest fuck. 845 00:30:43,361 --> 00:30:44,665 - Alright. - Alright? 846 00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:45,633 Okay. 847 00:30:46,434 --> 00:30:47,504 Yeah. 848 00:30:47,537 --> 00:30:48,505 Hey, don't... 849 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,679 I um, I got you... 850 00:30:51,712 --> 00:30:53,481 I got, uh, it's stupid. I got you... 851 00:30:53,849 --> 00:30:55,987 - What? - Actually, I got you something. 852 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,024 - Can I give it to you? - What, you got me a present? 853 00:30:58,057 --> 00:30:59,595 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you a present. Just one second. 854 00:30:59,628 --> 00:31:00,930 Alright. 855 00:31:12,286 --> 00:31:13,187 Whoa. 856 00:31:13,555 --> 00:31:15,493 - Yo. - What's this? 857 00:31:17,530 --> 00:31:19,333 Wait, before I, uh... 858 00:31:20,435 --> 00:31:22,106 why don't you give me, like, 859 00:31:22,139 --> 00:31:25,111 like, three things about Copenhagen, man? 860 00:31:26,314 --> 00:31:27,416 Tell me. 861 00:31:27,449 --> 00:31:29,253 I don't know. Uh... 862 00:31:29,286 --> 00:31:30,355 Anything. 863 00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,397 It's the most beautiful place I've ever seen. 864 00:31:34,430 --> 00:31:35,398 Yeah. 865 00:31:36,133 --> 00:31:37,002 Uh... 866 00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:41,678 I slept on a boat. 867 00:31:43,281 --> 00:31:44,249 And, uh... 868 00:31:47,055 --> 00:31:48,258 I fed an invisible cat. 869 00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:49,226 Hmm. 870 00:31:52,232 --> 00:31:53,267 Well, Carm... 871 00:31:54,236 --> 00:31:55,305 that's a home run. 872 00:31:55,338 --> 00:31:56,407 Yeah. Out of the park. 873 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,577 Out of the park. 874 00:31:57,610 --> 00:31:58,713 Alright, go ahead. Go ahead, go ahead. 875 00:31:58,746 --> 00:31:59,981 What is this? 876 00:32:06,027 --> 00:32:07,362 Oh, Carmy, that's a... 877 00:32:07,764 --> 00:32:09,300 It's like, it's like a little bit rough, 878 00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:10,537 but I don't know, it's something— 879 00:32:10,570 --> 00:32:11,671 No, man, that's... 880 00:32:13,709 --> 00:32:15,178 It's beautiful. That's... 881 00:32:16,047 --> 00:32:17,182 That's perfect. 882 00:32:19,486 --> 00:32:21,123 Yeah, Mike, we could, um... 883 00:32:23,762 --> 00:32:25,332 We could do this, you know. 884 00:32:25,365 --> 00:32:26,668 Yeah. 885 00:32:27,069 --> 00:32:30,042 Yeah. - Yeah. 886 00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:31,010 Yeah, let it rip. 887 00:32:32,747 --> 00:32:33,783 Yeah, let it rip. 888 00:32:33,816 --> 00:32:35,151 Yeah, Carm. 889 00:32:37,356 --> 00:32:39,728 Carm, where the fuck are the saltines? 890 00:32:39,761 --> 00:32:41,263 - I gotta get the thing. Okay. 891 00:32:42,132 --> 00:32:43,067 Alright. 892 00:33:05,646 --> 00:33:06,581 Alright. 893 00:33:19,641 --> 00:33:22,279 Alright. Neil, you go. 894 00:33:22,312 --> 00:33:23,348 Solo. Go. 895 00:33:23,381 --> 00:33:26,220 Oh, yeah. Yeah! 896 00:33:26,253 --> 00:33:27,623 Yeah! 897 00:33:28,224 --> 00:33:30,496 Alright, Ted, you go. Solo. 898 00:33:38,311 --> 00:33:39,781 Now together, yeah. 899 00:33:42,185 --> 00:33:44,123 You understand what I'm telling you though? 900 00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,660 Yes. Okay. The woman says what to you? Okay? 901 00:33:45,693 --> 00:33:47,497 And then she said again. 902 00:33:47,530 --> 00:33:48,532 "What is your last name?" 903 00:33:48,565 --> 00:33:50,135 And I'm like, "Fucking Berzatto." 904 00:33:50,168 --> 00:33:52,373 "Oh marone! Berzatto!" 905 00:33:52,406 --> 00:33:54,578 B-E-R-Z-A-T-T-O. 906 00:33:54,611 --> 00:33:56,281 "O." 907 00:33:56,314 --> 00:33:57,383 You're an asshole. 908 00:33:57,416 --> 00:33:59,153 And then she's, and then she's like, 909 00:33:59,186 --> 00:34:01,257 "I bet you know a lot about bears." 910 00:34:01,290 --> 00:34:03,729 God damn her for thinking that you know about bears. 911 00:34:03,762 --> 00:34:04,831 Yeah. Damn her. 912 00:34:04,864 --> 00:34:07,469 And how did that incredibly deep, 913 00:34:07,503 --> 00:34:09,541 incredibly penetrating insult make you feel? 914 00:34:09,574 --> 00:34:11,545 - Like I was gonna roll that bitch. - Yeah, roll that bitch. 915 00:34:11,578 --> 00:34:13,348 Okay, now I feel like you're missing some details here. 916 00:34:13,381 --> 00:34:15,352 You want... Okay. You wanted to fight this woman? 917 00:34:15,385 --> 00:34:16,555 So were you being an asshole maybe? 918 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:17,657 What do you mean? 919 00:34:17,690 --> 00:34:19,528 Well, you just said that you wanted to fight her, 920 00:34:19,561 --> 00:34:22,132 so I asked if perhaps it was you that was the asshole. 921 00:34:22,165 --> 00:34:24,805 Um, are you listening? Hello? I am not the asshole. 922 00:34:24,838 --> 00:34:26,441 - She's the asshole? - That is a fact. 923 00:34:26,474 --> 00:34:28,546 And you go around rolling assholes. 924 00:34:28,579 --> 00:34:29,548 That is also a fact. 925 00:34:29,581 --> 00:34:30,883 Okay, I'm caught up. 926 00:34:30,916 --> 00:34:33,556 Okay. Anyway, so-so she says to me, 927 00:34:33,589 --> 00:34:37,429 She finally says to me, "My friend who passed away—" 928 00:34:37,462 --> 00:34:39,300 Sorry for your loss. - It's not her friend. 929 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:41,471 You don't have to apologize to me, dude. 930 00:34:41,505 --> 00:34:43,475 I don't know this fucking woman. 931 00:34:43,509 --> 00:34:45,713 - This woman was, like, annoying. Pay attention, Neil. Pay attention. 932 00:34:45,746 --> 00:34:48,451 Why don't you listen to my story? 933 00:34:48,484 --> 00:34:50,757 He's gotten to know her so well. This story is taking so long. 934 00:34:50,790 --> 00:34:51,625 Yeah, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. 935 00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:53,161 The point is, she finally says to me, 936 00:34:53,194 --> 00:34:54,463 "I have a friend who passed away. 937 00:34:54,497 --> 00:34:56,769 "She was a biologist, and she studied bears. 938 00:34:56,802 --> 00:35:00,274 "And did you know that bears are kind and-and sensitive 939 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:04,651 "and devoted and also, um, altruistic and empathetic 940 00:35:04,684 --> 00:35:07,624 "and-and very commonly known to be adept at grieving? 941 00:35:07,657 --> 00:35:10,462 - Is this true? - How the fuck would I possibly know? 942 00:35:10,496 --> 00:35:12,600 I-I couldn't tell if this bitch was trying to fuck with me or not. 943 00:35:12,633 --> 00:35:15,238 Did you say to her, just be kind and empathetic like a bear? 944 00:35:15,271 --> 00:35:17,510 - Yes, I did. That all does check out. 945 00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:19,312 I share a lot of those traits actually. 946 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,219 Also, it is important to note 947 00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:24,891 that bears are incredibly, incredibly aggressive. 948 00:35:24,924 --> 00:35:26,327 And how were you related to them again? 949 00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:27,262 - Through friendship. Yeah. 950 00:35:27,295 --> 00:35:28,733 - Like us. - Not like you. 951 00:35:28,766 --> 00:35:30,636 Yeah. We're related through friendship. 952 00:35:30,669 --> 00:35:32,607 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 953 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,680 I was hiking once in Northern California, 954 00:35:35,713 --> 00:35:38,686 and I saw a bear run up a tree so goddamn fast, 955 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,656 and I did not like it at all. 956 00:35:40,689 --> 00:35:43,228 When were you in Northern California? 957 00:35:43,261 --> 00:35:45,666 Um, most of my life before we met? 958 00:35:45,699 --> 00:35:47,236 And very weird that you are now 959 00:35:47,269 --> 00:35:48,906 acting like I never told you I'm from California. 960 00:35:48,939 --> 00:35:50,275 What's super weird is that 961 00:35:50,308 --> 00:35:51,845 you just said Northern California. 962 00:35:51,878 --> 00:35:52,914 That was weird how I said it. 963 00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:54,518 I thought it sounded elegant. 964 00:35:54,551 --> 00:35:55,787 - Super elegant. Yeah. 965 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,657 Carmel-by-the-Sea, looking at— 966 00:35:57,690 --> 00:35:59,226 Bing-bong. What you guys talking about? 967 00:35:59,259 --> 00:36:00,763 Bears. 968 00:36:00,796 --> 00:36:03,903 Oh! 85? 41? 63? 969 00:36:03,936 --> 00:36:05,673 - Where are we at? - No, the animal. 970 00:36:05,706 --> 00:36:07,376 Oh, Mongo. Hey. 971 00:36:07,409 --> 00:36:09,915 - What up, pimp? - 838 career tackles. 972 00:36:09,948 --> 00:36:10,983 - Get some. Get some. Take us there. 973 00:36:11,016 --> 00:36:12,453 A... a real bear. 974 00:36:12,486 --> 00:36:13,522 - Take us there. - Thank you, sir. 975 00:36:13,555 --> 00:36:14,825 Yeah. Steve McMichael. 976 00:36:14,858 --> 00:36:16,595 Yeah. The man. 977 00:36:16,628 --> 00:36:19,333 We are talking about an actual animal, 978 00:36:19,366 --> 00:36:20,536 not a baseball player. 979 00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:21,805 Oh, God. 980 00:36:21,838 --> 00:36:23,576 These holidays are exhausting. 981 00:36:24,844 --> 00:36:27,015 Okay. Oh, fuck! - What the hell was that? 982 00:36:27,048 --> 00:36:29,420 Yeah, it's just some crazy person yelling "fuck." 983 00:36:29,453 --> 00:36:31,558 - I'm gonna go lend Auntie D a hand. No, no, no, no, no. 984 00:36:31,591 --> 00:36:33,294 Let him, let him. Do not do that. 985 00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:35,700 Go ahead, there's a garlic bulb and a cross by the door. 986 00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:37,269 Just don't make eye contact. 987 00:36:37,302 --> 00:36:38,572 - Be careful. - I'm sure she could use 988 00:36:38,605 --> 00:36:40,943 an extra pair of hands in there. Excuse me. 989 00:36:40,976 --> 00:36:42,714 - Steven. Steven. 990 00:36:42,747 --> 00:36:44,818 There he goes. Don't get your hand near her mouth. 991 00:36:44,851 --> 00:36:46,354 This is a bad idea. 992 00:36:46,387 --> 00:36:47,656 - It's gonna go well. I don't think so. 993 00:37:01,818 --> 00:37:02,787 That looks good. 994 00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:04,857 Oh, fucking shit! - Okay, okay, okay. 995 00:37:05,291 --> 00:37:07,597 Fuck! - It's okay, Ma. I got it. I got it. I got it. 996 00:37:07,630 --> 00:37:10,503 - It's like I fuckin' have to do everything for everyone. No, no, no. 997 00:37:10,536 --> 00:37:12,774 No one fucking lifts a finger to help me. 998 00:37:12,807 --> 00:37:14,578 Look, I'm getting it right now. 999 00:37:14,611 --> 00:37:18,318 Can you just go upstairs and get Dad's gun out of my drawer, 1000 00:37:18,351 --> 00:37:20,857 and I think I'm just gonna blow my fuckin' brains out, 1001 00:37:20,890 --> 00:37:22,494 and then you guys can make dinner, 1002 00:37:22,527 --> 00:37:25,332 because I don't think anyone would fuckin' miss me. 1003 00:37:25,365 --> 00:37:27,604 - No, no, Ma, Ma, you're good. - Yes, you can finish dinner. 1004 00:37:27,637 --> 00:37:29,741 - You're good. You're okay! You won't even miss me. 1005 00:37:29,774 --> 00:37:30,943 - You're okay! You're okay! You won't even— 1006 00:37:30,976 --> 00:37:33,916 - Hey, Donna, Aunt D do you— - Oh, motherfucking asshole! 1007 00:37:33,949 --> 00:37:34,885 - Fuck! Fuck! - Out, out. 1008 00:37:34,918 --> 00:37:36,354 - Fuck! Come on! Okay. 1009 00:37:36,387 --> 00:37:38,357 Get the fuck out! - Yeah. Okay. 1010 00:37:38,725 --> 00:37:41,598 Okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna take this out. 1011 00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:47,710 I'm gonna take this out. 1012 00:37:50,783 --> 00:37:52,620 - Natalie? - Yeah. 1013 00:37:52,653 --> 00:37:53,722 You okay? 1014 00:37:55,091 --> 00:37:56,762 Will... Will you hug me? 1015 00:37:56,795 --> 00:37:58,030 Yeah, of course. 1016 00:38:15,966 --> 00:38:17,736 They won't fuckin miss me. 1017 00:38:25,886 --> 00:38:27,590 Things are like, you know, 1018 00:38:27,623 --> 00:38:30,128 really starting to spiral out of fucking control. 1019 00:38:30,161 --> 00:38:32,800 Oh, we are past the point of no return. 1020 00:38:32,833 --> 00:38:34,403 It's not good, you know. 1021 00:38:34,436 --> 00:38:37,409 And now it's like the next morning, right? 1022 00:38:37,442 --> 00:38:39,547 And we're like, fucking rocked. Rocked! 1023 00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:41,785 Like, I look over at him and I'm like... 1024 00:38:41,818 --> 00:38:44,056 Well, Jesus fucking Christ, man. I'm like... 1025 00:38:44,089 --> 00:38:46,360 Because I'm looking at you and I don't even recognize you. 1026 00:38:46,393 --> 00:38:47,129 It's like a monster. 1027 00:38:48,799 --> 00:38:50,368 I'm like, Michael? 1028 00:38:50,401 --> 00:38:52,472 Yeah, because you look like a fucking monster, bro. 1029 00:38:52,506 --> 00:38:54,744 I was like, "Mikey?" I couldn't even tell if it was— 1030 00:38:54,777 --> 00:38:56,147 "Mikey, where are we?" 1031 00:38:56,180 --> 00:38:57,884 That's... That's not... That's not exactly... 1032 00:38:57,917 --> 00:38:59,053 - That's not exactly right. - Scared as shit. He was! 1033 00:38:59,086 --> 00:39:01,424 - That's exactly right. That's not exactly true. 1034 00:39:01,457 --> 00:39:03,394 We didn't know where the fuck we were. Well, you were rocked. 1035 00:39:03,427 --> 00:39:04,831 We're in a foreign land. You know what I mean? 1036 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:06,835 And it's like, you know, you can't read shit 1037 00:39:06,868 --> 00:39:09,039 because it's all, like, a different fucking alphabet. 1038 00:39:09,072 --> 00:39:10,843 You can't fucking, like, understand shit. 1039 00:39:10,876 --> 00:39:14,416 We just know we gotta get to a fucking ATM, you know. 1040 00:39:14,449 --> 00:39:16,688 We've heard this story a million times. 1041 00:39:20,729 --> 00:39:22,065 - I'm sorry? - The story. 1042 00:39:22,098 --> 00:39:24,537 - Yeah, what? - We've heard it a million times. 1043 00:39:27,576 --> 00:39:29,446 No, Lee, like, you have. 1044 00:39:29,479 --> 00:39:31,050 - And cousin has. - I haven't. 1045 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:32,920 - I have, but I like it. - It's a good story. 1046 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:34,824 Yeah, Lee, chill out or fuck off. 1047 00:39:34,857 --> 00:39:36,060 - Keep going. - Let us tell the fucking story. 1048 00:39:36,093 --> 00:39:37,597 Anyways, we have to find an ATM. 1049 00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:39,066 No no no, I'll finish it. I'll finish it. 1050 00:39:39,099 --> 00:39:41,805 You sold the car, and then at the end, 1051 00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:43,107 you find the horse. 1052 00:39:45,879 --> 00:39:48,652 Good for you, Lee, that's... that's great. 1053 00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:51,625 You're like a real, genuine fucking asshole. 1054 00:39:51,658 --> 00:39:53,027 Because-because I cut off the story that 1055 00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:54,129 you've told a million times? 1056 00:39:54,162 --> 00:39:55,599 Why don't you finish a business plan? 1057 00:39:55,632 --> 00:39:56,868 Alright, that's enough. 1058 00:39:56,901 --> 00:39:58,839 Where's the tomato sauce prospectus, Michael? 1059 00:39:58,872 --> 00:40:01,444 - Where's the frozen pizza plan? Come on, you're veering. 1060 00:40:01,477 --> 00:40:02,613 That's, uh, that's enough. 1061 00:40:02,646 --> 00:40:03,648 It's okay. 1062 00:40:04,751 --> 00:40:06,554 - Hi, Unc. Hey, honey. 1063 00:40:07,723 --> 00:40:08,925 Fuck's going on in here? 1064 00:40:09,927 --> 00:40:11,898 This jagoff's talkin' shit. 1065 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,169 - Yeah? Which jagoff? - This jagoff. 1066 00:40:14,202 --> 00:40:15,706 What about, jagoff? 1067 00:40:15,739 --> 00:40:18,645 That is, I guess about how I, like, don't finish shit. 1068 00:40:18,678 --> 00:40:20,783 Not stories. He finishes those over and over. 1069 00:40:20,816 --> 00:40:21,918 Mikey, I mean, come on. 1070 00:40:21,951 --> 00:40:24,222 Perfect. Ho, ho, ho! 1071 00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:27,162 We got a tuna casserole delivery 1072 00:40:27,195 --> 00:40:28,699 from the North Pole here. 1073 00:40:28,732 --> 00:40:30,736 - Speaking of jagoffs. Hey. 1074 00:40:30,769 --> 00:40:32,472 Mikey, what is up, bro? 1075 00:40:32,874 --> 00:40:34,644 You know it's seven fishes, right, Pete? 1076 00:40:34,677 --> 00:40:35,646 Yeah, I know. That's why I brought this. 1077 00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:37,015 That's the eighth fish, bro. 1078 00:40:37,048 --> 00:40:38,519 Oh, what, we can't have one more? 1079 00:40:38,552 --> 00:40:40,121 That makes absolutely no sense. 1080 00:40:40,154 --> 00:40:41,891 I mean, I can't even figure the logic of that. 1081 00:40:42,927 --> 00:40:44,029 What? 1082 00:40:44,897 --> 00:40:46,466 You're so fucked. 1083 00:40:47,803 --> 00:40:49,541 Uh... 'Sup, Steve? 1084 00:40:49,574 --> 00:40:50,876 Hey, Pete, thanks for bringing fish. 1085 00:40:50,909 --> 00:40:52,647 Yeah, thanks. Hey, family. 1086 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:53,949 Come on, let's sit. Okay, dinner's ready, alright. 1087 00:40:53,982 --> 00:40:55,519 - Hey, no way, Carmy! - Hey. 1088 00:40:55,552 --> 00:40:56,788 - What's up, brother? - Hey, hey, hey. 1089 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:57,957 Whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that? What is that? 1090 00:40:57,990 --> 00:40:59,594 - Don't tell him. What do you mean don't tell him? 1091 00:40:59,627 --> 00:41:00,896 It's nothing. It's nothing. 1092 00:41:00,929 --> 00:41:02,734 Steve? Steve? Stevie? What is that? What is it? 1093 00:41:02,767 --> 00:41:04,203 You're gonna be upset, but his heart was in the right place, Carm. 1094 00:41:04,236 --> 00:41:05,772 - It's a tuna casserole. - What— 1095 00:41:07,977 --> 00:41:09,814 - It's seven fishes. Pete. I know. 1096 00:41:09,847 --> 00:41:11,952 - They didn't communicate— This would make eight fishes. 1097 00:41:11,985 --> 00:41:13,221 That-that would make us assholes, right? 1098 00:41:13,254 --> 00:41:14,456 I already told him that. 1099 00:41:14,490 --> 00:41:16,695 Swing and a miss. - Why are you doing this to me? 1100 00:41:16,728 --> 00:41:18,197 Okay. I— - Just don't let her fuckin' see it. 1101 00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:19,901 - I— - Don't let her fucking see it. 1102 00:41:19,934 --> 00:41:21,538 I didn't know because... 1103 00:41:21,571 --> 00:41:22,573 What's up, bro? 1104 00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:23,842 - Hey, Rich. - Hey. 1105 00:41:23,875 --> 00:41:25,245 - I'm so happy to see you. - Hey, there's my girl. 1106 00:41:25,278 --> 00:41:27,249 Oh, my God. 1107 00:41:27,282 --> 00:41:28,986 - Merry Christmas. - What the fuck is that? 1108 00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:30,723 - Um... - No. Pete. 1109 00:41:30,756 --> 00:41:32,593 Pete, I told you not to fucking do this. 1110 00:41:32,626 --> 00:41:34,531 I know, but... Well, I can't show up empty-handed. 1111 00:41:34,564 --> 00:41:35,665 Ugh, it stinks. 1112 00:41:38,237 --> 00:41:39,172 Fuck! 1113 00:41:43,849 --> 00:41:45,586 Well, merry Christmas, guys. 1114 00:41:45,619 --> 00:41:46,588 Maybe somewhere. 1115 00:41:46,621 --> 00:41:48,859 I understand you were just trying to be nice. 1116 00:41:48,892 --> 00:41:50,161 Thanks, Steve. 1117 00:41:50,930 --> 00:41:52,733 Good lights in the neighborhood this year. 1118 00:41:52,766 --> 00:41:54,002 Same as last year. 1119 00:41:54,035 --> 00:41:55,004 No, there's more this year. I noticed— 1120 00:41:55,037 --> 00:41:56,072 Really, you counted 'em? 1121 00:41:56,106 --> 00:41:58,344 Do the Andersons still live on the corner there? 1122 00:41:58,377 --> 00:41:59,948 - They're doing it up. - They died. 1123 00:41:59,981 --> 00:42:01,217 You knock on every door? 1124 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,318 Okay. 1125 00:42:02,686 --> 00:42:04,123 Is the bathroom still right here? 1126 00:42:04,156 --> 00:42:05,324 Yep. It's over there. 1127 00:42:10,368 --> 00:42:11,904 Hey. - Hey. 1128 00:42:12,372 --> 00:42:13,675 How you doing? 1129 00:42:14,209 --> 00:42:15,846 - Yeah, you know... - You okay? 1130 00:42:16,581 --> 00:42:18,017 I've been wanting to talk to you. 1131 00:42:18,050 --> 00:42:19,754 You've been running around like crazy. 1132 00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:20,756 Yeah, it's a lot, so... 1133 00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:21,924 Yeah, it's a lot. 1134 00:42:22,927 --> 00:42:23,862 Yeah. 1135 00:42:25,198 --> 00:42:26,667 I have this idea 1136 00:42:27,368 --> 00:42:29,339 and I just wonder if maybe you'd be open to it. 1137 00:42:29,707 --> 00:42:31,343 - What's up? Like for your own good. 1138 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,882 What is it? What is it? 1139 00:42:34,884 --> 00:42:36,119 You wanna come stay with me 1140 00:42:36,486 --> 00:42:38,057 for, like, a couple of days in New York? 1141 00:42:38,090 --> 00:42:39,025 Just like... 1142 00:42:40,161 --> 00:42:41,765 get the fuck outta here? 1143 00:42:41,798 --> 00:42:43,234 - Yeah. You know. 1144 00:42:43,267 --> 00:42:45,371 I think it's really important for you to 1145 00:42:45,404 --> 00:42:47,141 keep your head in the game, you know. 1146 00:42:47,643 --> 00:42:51,016 Stay focused. Keep your eye on the motherfuckin' prize. 1147 00:42:51,049 --> 00:42:52,753 Yeah. No, I hear you. Um... 1148 00:42:54,022 --> 00:42:55,257 Yeah, no, I'd like that. 1149 00:42:55,892 --> 00:42:57,863 I'm gonna kinda hold you to it, Carm. 1150 00:42:58,230 --> 00:42:59,900 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1151 00:43:00,301 --> 00:43:02,773 This is, um, this isn't good for your head. 1152 00:43:02,806 --> 00:43:03,876 It's not good for anyone's head, 1153 00:43:03,909 --> 00:43:05,044 but it's really not good for yours. 1154 00:43:06,814 --> 00:43:08,150 - Yeah, I know, I know. - Yeah, so... 1155 00:43:08,183 --> 00:43:09,920 But you know, what are you supposed to do? You know? 1156 00:43:11,123 --> 00:43:12,325 You gotta get outta here. 1157 00:43:13,260 --> 00:43:14,864 That's what you gotta do. 1158 00:43:14,897 --> 00:43:17,168 You just come stay with me any time you want. 1159 00:43:18,304 --> 00:43:20,041 I got a couple of restaurants. 1160 00:43:20,074 --> 00:43:21,678 I mean, I'm an idiot about this shit, 1161 00:43:21,711 --> 00:43:22,813 but I think they're very good. 1162 00:43:22,846 --> 00:43:24,283 - You like 'em? Yeah. - I do. 1163 00:43:24,316 --> 00:43:27,756 And then that way you can just, like, decompress. 1164 00:43:30,127 --> 00:43:32,199 - Okay? - Okay. 1165 00:43:32,232 --> 00:43:34,971 I see what happens here, you know, 1166 00:43:35,004 --> 00:43:36,741 and I can see how it gets in your head. 1167 00:43:37,309 --> 00:43:38,811 - Yeah. - And I don't want that for you. 1168 00:43:39,445 --> 00:43:40,447 - Okay. Thank you. Okay? 1169 00:43:40,481 --> 00:43:43,353 - Yeah. - So you're gonna come? Stay with me? 1170 00:43:45,759 --> 00:43:46,727 I'll try. 1171 00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:51,336 Thank you. 1172 00:43:51,638 --> 00:43:52,940 Keep going. 1173 00:43:54,844 --> 00:43:55,813 I hear you. 1174 00:43:55,846 --> 00:43:57,081 - Okay. - Okay. 1175 00:43:59,019 --> 00:44:01,022 Love you. - Alright, you too. 1176 00:44:05,899 --> 00:44:08,839 Oh wow. Nice. 1177 00:44:08,872 --> 00:44:10,475 Just keeps goin'. 1178 00:44:10,509 --> 00:44:12,279 Table looks great, D. 1179 00:44:12,312 --> 00:44:13,815 What do you want? Where should we? 1180 00:44:13,848 --> 00:44:14,951 Hey, we're over there. Okay, cool. 1181 00:44:14,984 --> 00:44:16,755 Fuck me with a stick. 1182 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:18,390 Scooch forward. - Okay. 1183 00:44:19,961 --> 00:44:21,096 Oh. You're sweet. 1184 00:44:22,398 --> 00:44:23,367 Thank you for that. 1185 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,704 Okay. 1186 00:44:24,737 --> 00:44:25,906 You feeling better, hon? 1187 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,409 Yeah. Yeah. Thanks, Unc. 1188 00:44:27,442 --> 00:44:29,112 I think a banana is about 1189 00:44:29,145 --> 00:44:31,283 all I can handle right now. 1190 00:44:31,316 --> 00:44:32,753 Maybe about all I can handle, too. 1191 00:44:32,786 --> 00:44:34,255 I sense this getting dark. 1192 00:44:35,124 --> 00:44:38,097 - God, you got that feeling? Mm-hmm. 1193 00:44:38,130 --> 00:44:39,166 Oh, yeah, I got that feeling. 1194 00:44:39,199 --> 00:44:40,301 I'm right there with you, Unc. 1195 00:44:40,334 --> 00:44:42,940 We lit. This Christmas is lit. 1196 00:44:43,509 --> 00:44:45,411 You ever have a chocolate-covered banana, Tiff? 1197 00:44:45,444 --> 00:44:46,915 Yeah, of course I have. 1198 00:44:46,948 --> 00:44:48,751 You know, the drive out here we actually, uh, 1199 00:44:49,085 --> 00:44:51,023 we passed the stand 1200 00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:53,393 my dad used to take me to get 'em. 1201 00:44:53,695 --> 00:44:56,233 I swear to God, I can smell 'em, you know, and him. 1202 00:44:56,535 --> 00:44:58,839 Hmm. - It's weird, right? 1203 00:44:58,872 --> 00:45:02,279 We remember smells. Cologne, you know. 1204 00:45:02,312 --> 00:45:05,786 Anyway, it's kinda been, uh, sitting with me, you know, 1205 00:45:05,819 --> 00:45:07,790 - sitting on my chest. Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1206 00:45:07,823 --> 00:45:09,326 And all of a sudden, after all these years, 1207 00:45:09,359 --> 00:45:10,294 I'm missing that fat fuck. 1208 00:45:11,296 --> 00:45:13,301 Anyway, and here you are, you're eating a banana. 1209 00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:14,970 - Anyways, kinda funny. - Well... 1210 00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:17,342 Funny that it's the holidays, too. 1211 00:45:17,375 --> 00:45:18,410 - You know. Hmm. 1212 00:45:19,112 --> 00:45:20,883 All comes back up, doesn't it? 1213 00:45:20,916 --> 00:45:22,052 It sure does come back up. 1214 00:45:22,085 --> 00:45:23,154 Oh, boy. - Oh. 1215 00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:24,957 Oh, I get it. 1216 00:45:24,990 --> 00:45:26,761 - That's clever. - Is it clever or gross? 1217 00:45:33,508 --> 00:45:36,413 - Do you mind sitting at the kiddie table? - I don't mind at all. 1218 00:45:36,446 --> 00:45:38,084 You can sit at the kiddie table. 1219 00:45:38,117 --> 00:45:39,920 - I would prefer to sit at the kiddie table. 1220 00:45:41,123 --> 00:45:42,492 Who wants wine? Want some wine? 1221 00:45:42,526 --> 00:45:44,763 understand the market. 1222 00:45:45,097 --> 00:45:48,170 It has a lovely bouquet. 1223 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,841 I like your shirt, it looks good. 1224 00:45:49,874 --> 00:45:51,343 He looks like Clark Kent in his glasses. 1225 00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:02,298 Oh. Oh, I'm such an asshole. I wanted to say thank you. 1226 00:46:02,331 --> 00:46:04,102 - What for, darling? - Oh, for giving Richie a chance. 1227 00:46:04,135 --> 00:46:05,304 Oh, what? No, no, no. Wh... 1228 00:46:05,337 --> 00:46:06,908 - Uh, babe. Um... What? Wh... 1229 00:46:06,941 --> 00:46:08,377 - You're embarrassed to say it? No, no, no, no. 1230 00:46:08,410 --> 00:46:09,847 - I can't talk about it? - It's just not public information yet. 1231 00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:11,116 - Just wanted to say thank you. - We're just... 1232 00:46:11,149 --> 00:46:12,520 - What's not public information? Uh... 1233 00:46:12,553 --> 00:46:14,256 You know, Tiff and I were talking earlier, 1234 00:46:14,289 --> 00:46:15,526 and I was just letting her know a little bit about how— 1235 00:46:15,559 --> 00:46:16,528 What's not public information? 1236 00:46:16,561 --> 00:46:18,130 - Just how like when we... Richard. 1237 00:46:18,163 --> 00:46:19,399 Richard, shut the fuck up. 1238 00:46:19,432 --> 00:46:20,969 Richard, I'm talking to Tiffany. 1239 00:46:21,002 --> 00:46:22,138 I know, but we were just saying, like, um... 1240 00:46:22,171 --> 00:46:24,375 Richard... shut up. 1241 00:46:24,844 --> 00:46:26,814 I'm having a conversation with your wife. 1242 00:46:27,783 --> 00:46:29,620 - Tiffany, what were you saying, my dear? - Wh... Yeah. 1243 00:46:29,653 --> 00:46:31,390 I don't know what the fuck is going on here, 1244 00:46:31,423 --> 00:46:32,425 'cause I was just gonna thank you 1245 00:46:32,458 --> 00:46:33,528 for giving Richie a job. 1246 00:46:33,561 --> 00:46:35,264 See, that's not entirely... 1247 00:46:35,297 --> 00:46:36,534 It's not true? No. 1248 00:46:36,567 --> 00:46:37,703 Is that not what's happening here? 1249 00:46:37,736 --> 00:46:39,874 It's not not true. He told me that... 1250 00:46:39,907 --> 00:46:41,109 Un-fucking-believable. 1251 00:46:41,778 --> 00:46:43,848 - He told you I gave him a job? - Yeah, he told me he... 1252 00:46:44,550 --> 00:46:46,220 Yeah, he told me that you gave him a job. 1253 00:46:46,253 --> 00:46:47,221 Okay, look. 1254 00:46:49,058 --> 00:46:50,027 Here's the truth, alright? 1255 00:46:50,060 --> 00:46:51,898 I mean, you know, I'm a big fan of this guy. 1256 00:46:51,931 --> 00:46:53,133 I believe in him. I do. 1257 00:47:00,582 --> 00:47:02,586 Which is precisely why I gave him a fucking job. 1258 00:47:02,619 --> 00:47:04,088 Right? 1259 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:07,929 Thing is, I just wanna keep a lid on it for now 1260 00:47:08,531 --> 00:47:11,571 because I don't want every jagoff in all of the land 1261 00:47:11,604 --> 00:47:13,274 to know that I have all these jobs to give out, 1262 00:47:13,307 --> 00:47:14,275 which I don't. 1263 00:47:14,944 --> 00:47:16,313 Alright? 1264 00:47:16,346 --> 00:47:17,415 Right, Richard? 1265 00:47:19,285 --> 00:47:21,524 - Yeah. - I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1266 00:47:21,557 --> 00:47:23,194 - I didn't know I wasn't supposed to say anything. - No, no. 1267 00:47:23,227 --> 00:47:25,131 My darling, how could you know? 1268 00:47:25,164 --> 00:47:26,467 And I promise you, I will not say, 1269 00:47:26,501 --> 00:47:28,905 I will not say a word until you say that it's okay. 1270 00:47:28,938 --> 00:47:31,042 But I just wanna say thank you so much 1271 00:47:31,544 --> 00:47:33,347 'cause we really appreciate you. 1272 00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:34,583 And I appreciate you, too. 1273 00:47:36,219 --> 00:47:37,455 The both of you. 1274 00:47:40,327 --> 00:47:41,897 Thank you. 1275 00:47:45,204 --> 00:47:46,139 Oh, yeah. 1276 00:47:47,943 --> 00:47:49,346 Like, do I have to wait? Can I pick? 1277 00:47:49,379 --> 00:47:50,616 She'll be out in a minute. 1278 00:47:50,649 --> 00:47:52,018 She'll be out in a minute, I think. 1279 00:47:52,051 --> 00:47:53,220 Can I pick? - Yeah, yeah. 1280 00:47:53,253 --> 00:47:54,489 Do you care? 1281 00:47:54,523 --> 00:47:55,457 Go for it. 1282 00:47:55,491 --> 00:47:57,563 Don't we have to say grace? 1283 00:47:57,596 --> 00:47:59,465 Yeah, she'll, she'll be, she'll just be a minute. - Yeah. 1284 00:48:05,044 --> 00:48:06,714 What's up, Ma? 1285 00:48:08,417 --> 00:48:09,485 I'm fine. 1286 00:48:10,755 --> 00:48:12,057 I'm good. 1287 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,362 Hey. 1288 00:48:16,033 --> 00:48:18,505 Everybody's sitting down now. 1289 00:48:18,538 --> 00:48:20,207 You know, everything looks so beautiful. 1290 00:48:26,554 --> 00:48:29,091 I don't think I can do this by myself anymore. 1291 00:48:30,762 --> 00:48:32,364 You're not by yourself, alright? 1292 00:48:33,433 --> 00:48:36,139 I'm right here with you. 1293 00:48:36,172 --> 00:48:37,943 Well, yeah, now, but... 1294 00:48:39,713 --> 00:48:41,350 Nobody out there gives a shit about me. 1295 00:48:41,383 --> 00:48:42,384 That's not true. 1296 00:48:45,057 --> 00:48:46,995 That's not true. We all love you so much. 1297 00:48:51,504 --> 00:48:53,106 I had to beg you to come home. 1298 00:48:55,579 --> 00:48:57,047 I'm happy to be here. 1299 00:48:58,050 --> 00:49:00,154 Okay? 1300 00:49:00,187 --> 00:49:02,526 I am. Mom, I'm really happy to see you. 1301 00:49:03,595 --> 00:49:05,197 Hey. Really. 1302 00:49:06,066 --> 00:49:07,268 Okay? 1303 00:49:07,301 --> 00:49:08,671 Okay. Okay. 1304 00:49:09,038 --> 00:49:11,143 - Okay. It's okay. 1305 00:49:11,176 --> 00:49:13,246 I just, I worked all day for them. 1306 00:49:13,648 --> 00:49:16,085 - I worked all day. - I know. I know. 1307 00:49:16,587 --> 00:49:19,091 Everybody-everybody really appreciates it, too. 1308 00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,630 It's just fucking hard. 1309 00:49:24,335 --> 00:49:26,105 Why, um... 1310 00:49:27,475 --> 00:49:29,412 What's hard? What's hard, Mom? What is it? 1311 00:49:33,086 --> 00:49:35,157 I make things beautiful for them... 1312 00:49:38,330 --> 00:49:39,232 and... 1313 00:49:40,001 --> 00:49:42,404 no one makes things beautiful for me. 1314 00:49:50,722 --> 00:49:52,191 Okay. Um... 1315 00:49:53,661 --> 00:49:54,496 Look, I'm gonna go, uh, 1316 00:49:54,530 --> 00:49:55,598 I'm gonna go... I'm gonna sit down now. 1317 00:49:55,632 --> 00:49:57,536 Why don't you give me your hand and we'll go sit? 1318 00:49:57,569 --> 00:49:58,538 - We'll go sit. - No. Okay. 1319 00:49:58,571 --> 00:49:59,674 Come on, Mom. Come on. 1320 00:49:59,707 --> 00:50:01,242 I'll go in a minute. 1321 00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,149 Alright. Well, I'll just wait. 1322 00:50:04,182 --> 00:50:05,050 - I'll wait for you. - Okay, Michael. 1323 00:50:06,186 --> 00:50:07,321 I'll be there in a minute. 1324 00:50:10,127 --> 00:50:11,195 I said go. 1325 00:50:13,501 --> 00:50:15,371 Okay. Um... 1326 00:50:15,404 --> 00:50:17,108 - I said go. Are you good? 1327 00:50:17,141 --> 00:50:19,746 I'm good. Go. Go sit. 1328 00:50:22,519 --> 00:50:24,188 How about I just wait with you? I'll wait. 1329 00:50:24,957 --> 00:50:27,630 Why are you treating me like a child? 1330 00:50:27,663 --> 00:50:29,567 I'm not, I'm not treating you like a child, Mom. 1331 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,602 I'm not. 1332 00:50:31,771 --> 00:50:33,073 Do we have a problem? 1333 00:50:34,409 --> 00:50:36,648 Do we, do we have a problem? 1334 00:50:36,681 --> 00:50:39,085 Do we have a problem... 1335 00:50:40,387 --> 00:50:43,226 Carmen Anthony Berzatto? 1336 00:50:44,228 --> 00:50:46,232 Do we have a problem? 1337 00:50:47,836 --> 00:50:49,105 No. 1338 00:50:49,439 --> 00:50:50,440 Good. 1339 00:50:51,510 --> 00:50:52,579 Oh. Mom. 1340 00:50:56,587 --> 00:50:57,856 It's okay. It's okay. 1341 00:50:58,223 --> 00:50:59,894 - It's okay. It's okay. 1342 00:50:59,927 --> 00:51:01,463 - It's okay, okay? 1343 00:51:01,497 --> 00:51:02,832 It's okay. 1344 00:51:04,168 --> 00:51:05,271 Go sit down. 1345 00:51:05,304 --> 00:51:06,473 - Go sit down. - Alright. 1346 00:51:37,168 --> 00:51:38,838 Hey, uh, Tiff. 1347 00:51:38,871 --> 00:51:41,577 A little, um a little something came up, huh? 1348 00:51:41,610 --> 00:51:43,447 A little bit more than something. 1349 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:45,184 Oh, boy. Yeah. 1350 00:51:45,217 --> 00:51:46,854 - You feeling okay? - I'm good. 1351 00:51:46,887 --> 00:51:48,591 Yeah? Good. - How are you? 1352 00:51:48,624 --> 00:51:50,361 - Good. Hey, Mikey. 1353 00:51:50,394 --> 00:51:52,599 - Yeah? - You wanna say grace? 1354 00:51:54,268 --> 00:51:55,471 I don't know, cousin. 1355 00:51:55,505 --> 00:51:57,408 Is this motherfucker gonna cut me off? 1356 00:51:57,910 --> 00:51:59,513 It depends. 1357 00:51:59,546 --> 00:52:01,884 Uh, is it a grace we've heard a million times before? 1358 00:52:01,917 --> 00:52:04,222 Okay. Okay. - Oh, wow. 1359 00:52:04,255 --> 00:52:07,496 Uh, Steven, would you like to say grace, my friend? 1360 00:52:07,529 --> 00:52:09,465 Oh. - Can I please not? 1361 00:52:10,267 --> 00:52:11,704 You don't want to? - I don't. 1362 00:52:11,737 --> 00:52:12,873 - Okay. - I mean... 1363 00:52:12,906 --> 00:52:14,342 Okay, so then I'm going to ask 1364 00:52:14,375 --> 00:52:15,912 the same question I ask every year, 1365 00:52:15,945 --> 00:52:19,352 which is, what the hell is the point of the seven fishes? 1366 00:52:19,385 --> 00:52:20,889 - I don't get it. - Oh, I know the answer. 1367 00:52:20,922 --> 00:52:23,895 Well, it's biblical, okay? There's seven fishes. 1368 00:52:23,928 --> 00:52:26,768 And uh, also by the manger, right, 1369 00:52:26,801 --> 00:52:28,772 there's a Dutch oven of potatoes 1370 00:52:28,805 --> 00:52:30,408 that burned the living shit out of me earlier. 1371 00:52:30,441 --> 00:52:32,211 Oh. 1372 00:52:32,546 --> 00:52:33,915 Did you just throw a fork at me? 1373 00:52:33,948 --> 00:52:35,183 I did. 1374 00:52:35,818 --> 00:52:38,257 See that's the thing, Lee, see, 'cause... 1375 00:52:38,290 --> 00:52:39,392 you see what you did, right? 1376 00:52:39,425 --> 00:52:40,929 You, you already did that. 1377 00:52:40,962 --> 00:52:42,866 You remember you already bitched about the Dutch oven? 1378 00:52:42,899 --> 00:52:44,368 - You see, you did that before. - Michael. 1379 00:52:44,937 --> 00:52:46,541 - What are you doing, Michael? He started it. Uncle J. 1380 00:52:46,574 --> 00:52:48,545 - Mike, just— - Don't throw fuckin' forks at people. 1381 00:52:48,578 --> 00:52:49,747 Don't throw forks... Don't-don't-don't... 1382 00:52:49,780 --> 00:52:50,949 Yeah, don't throw forks at people. 1383 00:52:50,982 --> 00:52:52,251 Don't-don't-don't. 1384 00:52:52,284 --> 00:52:52,953 - Don't-don't-don't... - It's a rule. 1385 00:52:52,986 --> 00:52:54,489 It's a rule? It's a rule? 1386 00:52:54,523 --> 00:52:56,561 Hey, Fak. You using your fork? 1387 00:52:56,594 --> 00:52:58,229 Yeah, I-I-I need it, Mike. 1388 00:52:58,865 --> 00:52:59,934 I need it. 1389 00:52:59,967 --> 00:53:00,635 Ple... Mikey. 1390 00:53:00,669 --> 00:53:02,438 Yeah? Yeah. 1391 00:53:02,471 --> 00:53:03,908 I just, I need to borrow it. - Please. Please. 1392 00:53:03,941 --> 00:53:05,277 I just need to borrow it for one second. 1393 00:53:05,310 --> 00:53:06,647 Please. Michael. 1394 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,518 I'm just gonna borrow it for a second. 1395 00:53:08,551 --> 00:53:10,822 - I just need it for one second. Mikey. Come on, dude. 1396 00:53:10,855 --> 00:53:12,425 Yo. Michael. 1397 00:53:12,458 --> 00:53:13,661 I threw the fork, Lee. 1398 00:53:13,694 --> 00:53:14,663 Michael. See what I did? 1399 00:53:14,696 --> 00:53:15,397 - I threw the fork. Michael. 1400 00:53:15,430 --> 00:53:17,268 Tiff. Tiff. Shh. - Please. 1401 00:53:17,301 --> 00:53:19,540 Cousin, you're scaring the normals. 1402 00:53:19,573 --> 00:53:20,942 This is fine. This is nothing. 1403 00:53:20,975 --> 00:53:22,646 This is... It's nothing. 1404 00:53:22,679 --> 00:53:23,782 Hey, Mikey, can you hear me, buddy? 1405 00:53:23,815 --> 00:53:25,283 Not right now, Stevie. 1406 00:53:25,785 --> 00:53:27,388 Cut it out. Rich. 1407 00:53:27,421 --> 00:53:28,658 Hey, look, here's the thing. 1408 00:53:28,691 --> 00:53:30,394 You see, I can throw forks 1409 00:53:30,427 --> 00:53:32,265 'cause this is our father's house. 1410 00:53:32,298 --> 00:53:33,267 - Mike. - Rich. 1411 00:53:33,300 --> 00:53:34,537 - Lee? - My father's house. 1412 00:53:34,570 --> 00:53:35,471 We have lift-off. 1413 00:53:35,505 --> 00:53:36,941 Okay, you got everyone's attention, 1414 00:53:36,974 --> 00:53:38,878 so go ahead, tell us a story 1415 00:53:38,911 --> 00:53:41,316 we've all heard a million times already. 1416 00:53:41,349 --> 00:53:42,619 - That's good, Lee. Yeah. 1417 00:53:42,652 --> 00:53:44,690 Tell a story about how you're living with your mom 1418 00:53:44,723 --> 00:53:47,696 and you're borrowing money off of her and any other sucker 1419 00:53:47,729 --> 00:53:48,932 who'll listen to your bullshit. 1420 00:53:48,965 --> 00:53:50,267 Lee, shut the fuck up. 1421 00:53:50,300 --> 00:53:51,671 You're one of the suckers, Jimmy. 1422 00:53:51,704 --> 00:53:53,708 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've told him. 1423 00:53:53,741 --> 00:53:56,848 I told him not to listen to you. I told him not to help. 1424 00:53:56,881 --> 00:53:58,718 I told him to tell you to go scratch. 1425 00:53:58,751 --> 00:53:59,987 Thanks a whole fucking lot, buddy. 1426 00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:01,591 You come back next year, okay? 1427 00:54:01,624 --> 00:54:02,993 - Motherfuck. - Ssh, ssh, ssh. Unc, it's fine. 1428 00:54:03,026 --> 00:54:03,995 Yeah, it's fine. - It's just totally fine. 1429 00:54:04,028 --> 00:54:05,464 It's fine. It's fine. 1430 00:54:05,498 --> 00:54:08,571 Because this guy's nothing and he's nobody. 1431 00:54:08,604 --> 00:54:11,711 And I know you're-you're scared and you're afraid, aren't you, Michael? 1432 00:54:11,744 --> 00:54:14,048 And, Michael, I don't know what, what the fuck you're on, 1433 00:54:14,081 --> 00:54:17,054 but whatever it is, if you can hear me through the fog, 1434 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:18,457 throw another fork at me, 1435 00:54:18,490 --> 00:54:19,826 you're gonna get fuckin' rocked. 1436 00:54:36,894 --> 00:54:38,463 Hey, Petey. 1437 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,637 I just, I... 1438 00:54:42,371 --> 00:54:44,777 You think I could just, like, borrow that for one second? I just... 1439 00:54:44,810 --> 00:54:45,912 Michael! Hey! Come on. Mike, come on. Please. 1440 00:54:45,945 --> 00:54:47,415 Michael! Mike. 1441 00:54:47,448 --> 00:54:48,518 Michael. Put the fucking fork down. 1442 00:54:48,551 --> 00:54:50,789 - Michael. Michael. Michael. Put it down. 1443 00:54:50,822 --> 00:54:52,391 Please don't do this. 1444 00:54:52,424 --> 00:54:53,594 Michael! Hey. 1445 00:54:53,995 --> 00:54:55,330 Hey. 1446 00:54:55,932 --> 00:54:56,834 Hey. 1447 00:54:57,434 --> 00:54:58,504 Hey. 1448 00:55:01,677 --> 00:55:02,712 I love you. 1449 00:55:03,413 --> 00:55:04,917 Okay? 1450 00:55:04,950 --> 00:55:06,352 I love you, too, Sug. 1451 00:55:08,691 --> 00:55:09,793 I'm begging you. 1452 00:55:11,664 --> 00:55:12,765 Don't do it. 1453 00:55:18,945 --> 00:55:21,784 I'm sorry. I giggle when I get nervous. 1454 00:55:21,817 --> 00:55:24,422 No, no, no. Steve, do not apologize for that. 1455 00:55:24,455 --> 00:55:26,059 You fucking giggle. Fucking giggle. 1456 00:55:26,092 --> 00:55:27,461 Fucking enjoy this. This is fun! 1457 00:55:27,496 --> 00:55:30,569 - Michael, I need you to calm down, buddy, alright? Mike! 1458 00:55:30,602 --> 00:55:32,506 There's other people at the table. 1459 00:55:32,539 --> 00:55:33,641 I need you to calm down. 1460 00:55:33,674 --> 00:55:34,843 You're being a bit of an asshole. 1461 00:55:34,876 --> 00:55:36,681 Thank you, Uncle J. I'm fine. 1462 00:55:36,714 --> 00:55:38,851 That is the familial support I was looking for. 1463 00:55:38,884 --> 00:55:40,555 Yeah, well, you're being a fuckin' asshole, too. 1464 00:55:40,588 --> 00:55:42,693 Thank you for that too, Uncle J. 1465 00:55:42,726 --> 00:55:43,928 Go ahead. 1466 00:55:44,195 --> 00:55:46,466 - Let's go. - Where do you wanna go, Lee? 1467 00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:48,069 Fuckin' throw it. - Yeah? 1468 00:55:49,706 --> 00:55:51,844 Yeah, throw it or put it down. 1469 00:55:54,015 --> 00:55:54,983 Yeah, come on. 1470 00:55:55,317 --> 00:55:57,555 Well, Lee, you look like you bite. 1471 00:55:57,989 --> 00:55:59,693 You bite, Lee, is that what you do? 1472 00:55:59,726 --> 00:56:01,697 Oh, my God. For fuck's sake. 1473 00:56:01,730 --> 00:56:03,668 Your mother's been working for fucking days 1474 00:56:03,701 --> 00:56:04,703 making this meal. 1475 00:56:04,736 --> 00:56:05,671 Have some respect. 1476 00:56:05,705 --> 00:56:06,874 There's other people on this fucking table. 1477 00:56:06,907 --> 00:56:08,845 - Mike, stop! - Shut the fuck up! 1478 00:56:08,878 --> 00:56:10,514 Throw the fuckin' fork! 1479 00:56:12,451 --> 00:56:13,988 - Here you go. Sit down. Sit down! 1480 00:56:14,021 --> 00:56:15,692 Oh, would you look at that? 1481 00:56:15,725 --> 00:56:17,863 I didn't throw it. I didn't throw it, you fuckin' pussy! 1482 00:56:17,896 --> 00:56:19,465 You fuckin' flinched! Look! 1483 00:56:19,767 --> 00:56:21,737 You did it again, you fuckin' pussy! 1484 00:56:21,770 --> 00:56:23,708 Throw it. 1485 00:56:23,741 --> 00:56:25,611 I'm not on anything. I flinch. 1486 00:56:26,412 --> 00:56:29,152 I still— my brain's connected to my nerves. 1487 00:56:29,185 --> 00:56:30,154 You monster. 1488 00:56:30,187 --> 00:56:31,590 Yeah, I'm a monster, Lee. 1489 00:56:31,623 --> 00:56:32,793 You're a fuckin' monster. 1490 00:56:32,826 --> 00:56:33,661 - Nobody wants you here. You loser. 1491 00:56:33,695 --> 00:56:35,130 Nobody fucking wants you here. 1492 00:56:35,163 --> 00:56:36,132 You loser fuckin' monster. 1493 00:56:36,165 --> 00:56:37,168 Nobody fuckin' wants you here 1494 00:56:37,201 --> 00:56:39,105 with your big fuckin' mouth. 1495 00:56:39,138 --> 00:56:40,842 With your big fuckin' mouth! 1496 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,579 Fuckin' throw it. Yeah? 1497 00:56:42,612 --> 00:56:44,482 Go ahead, fuckin' throw it, you fucking animal. 1498 00:56:44,516 --> 00:56:46,152 Yeah? 1499 00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:48,791 Yeah. Make it about you. Make Christmas about you. 1500 00:56:48,824 --> 00:56:49,994 - If you're such a tough guy, 1501 00:56:50,027 --> 00:56:51,463 throw the fucking fork. 1502 00:56:51,497 --> 00:56:52,732 You're nothing. 1503 00:56:54,536 --> 00:56:56,072 You're nothing. 1504 00:56:56,105 --> 00:56:57,474 You're nothing. 1505 00:56:58,076 --> 00:56:59,478 You are nothing. 1506 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:01,482 You're nothing. 1507 00:57:03,687 --> 00:57:04,856 You are nothing. 1508 00:57:07,896 --> 00:57:08,998 You're nothing. 1509 00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:18,149 Oh, there she is. 1510 00:57:19,285 --> 00:57:22,659 - Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Auntie Dee. 1511 00:57:22,692 --> 00:57:24,062 What did I miss? 1512 00:57:26,834 --> 00:57:29,807 - What'd I miss? Nothing. 1513 00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:31,109 - I missed something. No, no, no. 1514 00:57:31,142 --> 00:57:32,679 Come on. Oh, thank you. 1515 00:57:32,712 --> 00:57:34,215 Uh, Stevie, Stevie's about to say grace, Ma. 1516 00:57:34,248 --> 00:57:35,384 Ooh, good, yes. - No. 1517 00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:37,522 Go ahead and take it away there, Stevie. - No. 1518 00:57:37,555 --> 00:57:38,456 - Yes, yes, yes. Uh, I don't... 1519 00:57:38,489 --> 00:57:39,860 Just fuckin' say the thing, okay? 1520 00:57:39,893 --> 00:57:41,196 Come on. You can do it. 1521 00:57:41,229 --> 00:57:42,933 Um... Grace. 1522 00:57:42,966 --> 00:57:44,001 Um... 1523 00:57:45,070 --> 00:57:46,072 Hey. Uh... 1524 00:57:46,841 --> 00:57:50,214 - It's great that we're all... - I'm sorry. 1525 00:57:50,247 --> 00:57:54,488 that we're all together, um, and healthy, I think. 1526 00:57:55,190 --> 00:57:59,566 Uh, no one's si... physically very sick. 1527 00:57:59,599 --> 00:58:00,534 Uh... 1528 00:58:02,171 --> 00:58:06,546 I'm so grateful, um, for this beautiful meal. 1529 00:58:07,281 --> 00:58:09,953 And, Donna, um... 1530 00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:11,824 What an incredible job Donna did. 1531 00:58:11,857 --> 00:58:13,861 And I-I could, I could hear in there. 1532 00:58:13,894 --> 00:58:17,969 It sounded very hard and it's just gorgeous. 1533 00:58:18,002 --> 00:58:19,840 And is he still holding the fork? 1534 00:58:19,873 --> 00:58:20,975 - Sure is. Yeah. 1535 00:58:21,008 --> 00:58:23,013 Okay. Um... 1536 00:58:23,046 --> 00:58:24,214 Listen. 1537 00:58:25,785 --> 00:58:27,989 Everyone's asking what this... 1538 00:58:28,022 --> 00:58:30,127 What is the seven fishes or why do we do it? 1539 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,232 Mm-hmm. - And I think I know what my definition is. 1540 00:58:33,734 --> 00:58:35,871 Uh, as soon as I think of it. 1541 00:58:37,274 --> 00:58:39,579 It's a chance to... 1542 00:58:40,380 --> 00:58:44,221 be together and to take care of each other. 1543 00:58:45,625 --> 00:58:47,260 And to eat together. 1544 00:58:47,729 --> 00:58:50,167 And there's seven fishes, 1545 00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:54,610 which means you have to make seven entirely different dishes. 1546 00:58:54,643 --> 00:58:56,914 Seven entirely different ways. 1547 00:58:56,947 --> 00:58:59,686 And that takes a lot of time. 1548 00:59:00,621 --> 00:59:01,556 And... 1549 00:59:02,525 --> 00:59:06,065 I think spending that time and using that time 1550 00:59:06,098 --> 00:59:09,640 on the people that we love is how we show them 1551 00:59:09,673 --> 00:59:10,741 that we love them. 1552 00:59:13,313 --> 00:59:14,849 And maybe we eat too much... 1553 00:59:15,450 --> 00:59:17,789 and we definitely drink too much 1554 00:59:17,822 --> 00:59:21,596 and we say too much without listening. 1555 00:59:21,997 --> 00:59:26,039 But... tonight we... we're gonna eat seven fishes... 1556 00:59:27,207 --> 00:59:28,310 which is absurd. 1557 00:59:28,343 --> 00:59:29,612 Uh... 1558 00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,750 But we have to take extra time to do it 1559 00:59:32,117 --> 00:59:36,158 and we have to chew more and we have to listen more. 1560 00:59:38,229 --> 00:59:42,270 And, uh, we only get to do this tonight one time. 1561 00:59:43,674 --> 00:59:44,308 So... 1562 00:59:45,243 --> 00:59:46,613 I, by the way, love it. 1563 00:59:47,347 --> 00:59:49,084 I love being here. 1564 00:59:49,485 --> 00:59:52,324 Thank you for having me every year at this. 1565 00:59:52,357 --> 00:59:55,029 I look... I very much look forward to this. 1566 00:59:56,065 --> 00:59:57,168 And I love you. 1567 00:59:57,201 --> 01:00:00,140 I-I-I'm very in love with Michelle. 1568 01:00:00,575 --> 01:00:02,778 And I'm not gay like you guys asked a lot. 1569 01:00:03,279 --> 01:00:04,816 But I was thinking about what... 1570 01:00:05,284 --> 01:00:08,924 what you said about bears and how they're aggressive. 1571 01:00:10,260 --> 01:00:12,832 They're aggressive, but they're kind. 1572 01:00:13,867 --> 01:00:14,903 They're sensitive. 1573 01:00:16,907 --> 01:00:19,713 You guys have been so kind to me. 1574 01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:21,216 You let me hang out with you every holiday. 1575 01:00:21,249 --> 01:00:23,820 I don't have a family like this and... 1576 01:00:24,990 --> 01:00:27,127 I'm really grateful that, um, 1577 01:00:27,495 --> 01:00:29,097 you make space for me at this table 1578 01:00:29,666 --> 01:00:31,837 and you make time for me on the holidays. 1579 01:00:36,914 --> 01:00:40,153 May God bless us and keep us safe in the New Year. 1580 01:00:40,186 --> 01:00:41,724 And please give Michael the strength 1581 01:00:41,757 --> 01:00:43,159 not to throw that fork. Amen. 1582 01:00:43,192 --> 01:00:44,997 Amen. 1583 01:00:45,030 --> 01:00:46,232 - I love you. - I love you. 1584 01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:51,977 Stevie, that was, uh, that was beautiful. 1585 01:00:53,146 --> 01:00:54,682 That helps a little. - Yeah. 1586 01:00:58,824 --> 01:01:00,126 Yeah. Yeah. 1587 01:01:02,397 --> 01:01:04,101 It doesn't fuckin' matter. 1588 01:01:04,134 --> 01:01:05,103 Oh, Donna. 1589 01:01:05,136 --> 01:01:07,408 It doesn't... 1590 01:01:07,441 --> 01:01:10,180 Ma, come on. It's so beautiful. 1591 01:01:10,213 --> 01:01:11,282 So gorgeous. 1592 01:01:11,315 --> 01:01:12,852 Thanks, Auntie D. 1593 01:01:12,885 --> 01:01:14,188 We love you so much. 1594 01:01:14,221 --> 01:01:16,158 - We love you. Gorgeous, D. 1595 01:01:18,797 --> 01:01:20,300 We can't wait. 1596 01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:21,970 Mom. Mom. Hey. 1597 01:01:26,245 --> 01:01:27,280 You okay? 1598 01:01:28,216 --> 01:01:29,485 Oh, my God. 1599 01:01:31,923 --> 01:01:33,426 Oh, Natalie... 1600 01:01:34,529 --> 01:01:36,131 Rose Berzatto... 1601 01:01:37,802 --> 01:01:39,940 do you know how much I fucking hate 1602 01:01:39,973 --> 01:01:41,877 - when you ask me that? - Okay. 1603 01:01:41,910 --> 01:01:47,488 Do you know how much I fucking hate... 1604 01:01:47,522 --> 01:01:49,091 Let's go upstairs. - ... that you ask me that. 1605 01:01:49,124 --> 01:01:50,327 Okay. 1606 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,331 Do you... do you ask the rest 1607 01:01:52,364 --> 01:01:55,103 of these people if they're okay? 1608 01:01:55,136 --> 01:01:56,306 No. 1609 01:01:56,339 --> 01:01:57,440 Uh... 1610 01:01:57,909 --> 01:01:59,478 Do I not look okay, Natalie? 1611 01:01:59,512 --> 01:02:00,914 Not really. 1612 01:02:02,518 --> 01:02:03,954 Let's go upstairs. 1613 01:02:03,987 --> 01:02:06,092 - Oh, fuck you, Michelle. Hey, hey, hey. 1614 01:02:06,125 --> 01:02:07,529 - I didn't mean it like— I do not look okay? 1615 01:02:07,562 --> 01:02:10,033 - I didn't mean it like— - Did I not just bust my ass 1616 01:02:10,668 --> 01:02:13,073 all day for you motherfuckers? 1617 01:02:13,106 --> 01:02:14,408 I didn't mean it like that. 1618 01:02:15,077 --> 01:02:19,218 - This... is beautiful. It is. 1619 01:02:19,251 --> 01:02:21,222 Am I okay? 1620 01:02:21,255 --> 01:02:23,059 Am I okay? 1621 01:02:23,628 --> 01:02:26,933 Are you motherfuckers okay? 1622 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:29,338 Are you okay, Lee? 1623 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:32,812 You didn't do shit! 1624 01:02:35,250 --> 01:02:38,824 This is fucking gorgeous. 1625 01:02:42,130 --> 01:02:44,368 Fuck you! 1626 01:02:46,138 --> 01:02:47,240 Fuck you! 1627 01:02:48,977 --> 01:02:50,079 Fuck you. 1628 01:02:58,129 --> 01:02:59,265 It's okay. 1629 01:02:59,298 --> 01:03:00,801 - It's okay. 1630 01:03:14,194 --> 01:03:16,867 Well, I guess we all knew that was gonna happen. 1631 01:03:16,900 --> 01:03:18,269 So it's out. 1632 01:03:18,302 --> 01:03:21,241 And, uh, maybe everybody, everybody can relax, huh? 1633 01:03:22,912 --> 01:03:25,050 Yeah, that's, uh... 1634 01:03:25,083 --> 01:03:26,820 That's the worst I've ever seen her. 1635 01:03:29,592 --> 01:03:31,462 You fuckin' piece of shit! 1636 01:03:37,207 --> 01:03:38,343 Get the fuck out. 1637 01:03:39,646 --> 01:03:40,882 Get outta here. 1638 01:03:40,915 --> 01:03:42,619 - Hang on! 1639 01:03:54,074 --> 01:03:55,578 Ma, what did you do? 1640 01:03:57,247 --> 01:03:58,884 Ma, open the door! 1641 01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:00,253 Open the door, Ma! 1642 01:04:00,955 --> 01:04:02,157 Ma! 1643 01:04:02,190 --> 01:04:04,428 - Ma, open the door! 1644 01:04:05,598 --> 01:04:07,067 Open the door! 1645 01:04:08,336 --> 01:04:09,304 Ma! 1646 01:04:10,273 --> 01:04:12,310 Ma! What did you do? 1647 01:04:13,146 --> 01:04:15,952 - Ma, open the door. 1648 01:04:15,985 --> 01:04:17,187 Open the door! 1649 01:04:18,122 --> 01:04:19,424 Ma, open the door! 1650 01:04:22,464 --> 01:04:23,533 Ma! 1651 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:26,573 Ma, what did you do? 1652 01:04:28,242 --> 01:04:29,613 Ma, open the door. 1653 01:04:29,646 --> 01:04:31,181 Open the door, Ma. 1654 01:04:31,750 --> 01:04:33,452 - Ma! 1655 01:04:33,820 --> 01:04:35,289 Ma, open the door! 1656 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:38,028 Open the door! 1657 01:04:42,370 --> 01:04:43,472 Ma! 1658 01:04:47,982 --> 01:04:49,217 - Ma! 1659 01:04:51,556 --> 01:04:52,658 Ma! 1660 01:04:56,131 --> 01:04:57,601 - Ma! 1661 01:04:58,035 --> 01:04:59,438 Ma, open the door. 1662 01:05:01,008 --> 01:05:02,076 Open the door!