1 00:01:43,951 --> 00:01:45,889 Morning. - Good morning. 2 00:01:45,922 --> 00:01:48,293 You want me to make you some coffee? 3 00:01:48,326 --> 00:01:49,930 - Uh... Stomach still? 4 00:01:49,963 --> 00:01:52,168 Ah, it's alright. I'll just grab something on the way. 5 00:01:52,201 --> 00:01:54,540 Thanks. Um, still coming tonight, right? 6 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,811 Most definitely. 7 00:01:56,844 --> 00:01:58,479 Are you excited? - Yeah! 8 00:01:59,916 --> 00:02:01,319 I don't believe you. 9 00:02:01,352 --> 00:02:04,124 I am. I am. It's just... I don't know. 10 00:02:04,859 --> 00:02:06,764 I am. It's gonna be really good. 11 00:02:06,797 --> 00:02:11,406 I have no idea how you do what you do. 12 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:13,644 But I am excited. 13 00:02:14,278 --> 00:02:17,251 Well, thanks, Dad. It means a lot. 14 00:02:17,284 --> 00:02:20,692 I know you can put a lot of pressure on yourself. 15 00:02:20,725 --> 00:02:23,330 Yeah, well, I live in a two-bedroom apartment with you. 16 00:02:23,363 --> 00:02:24,398 Don't own a car. 17 00:02:24,432 --> 00:02:26,469 And for dinner the other night, I had a left Twix, 18 00:02:26,503 --> 00:02:28,608 so I think pressure's our friend here. 19 00:02:28,641 --> 00:02:30,310 But that's okay is the point. 20 00:02:30,912 --> 00:02:32,882 Because I love you very much. 21 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:35,220 And I'm very proud of you. 22 00:02:35,755 --> 00:02:38,226 And if you need to live here forever, 23 00:02:38,795 --> 00:02:40,631 I want you to live here forever. 24 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:43,538 I never want you to feel like 25 00:02:43,571 --> 00:02:46,810 you have to make everything the thing. 26 00:02:51,252 --> 00:02:54,292 Why can't we put everything that we have into everything that we can? 27 00:02:54,325 --> 00:02:55,862 Baby, if that's true, 28 00:02:55,895 --> 00:02:58,901 then why put so much pressure on this one? 29 00:03:03,309 --> 00:03:05,515 Because I... 30 00:03:05,548 --> 00:03:07,585 I don't know if I could do another one. 31 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,906 Anyway, listen, I'll see you later tonight. 32 00:03:17,939 --> 00:03:19,510 It's-it's gonna be really good. 33 00:03:19,543 --> 00:03:21,378 I'll see you tonight. - Yeah. Alright. 34 00:03:24,753 --> 00:03:25,888 Love you, Chef. 35 00:03:47,732 --> 00:03:49,536 The motherfucking glasses came off! 36 00:03:50,004 --> 00:03:51,874 Carm, this is a good thing. 37 00:03:58,621 --> 00:03:59,957 Are you motherfuckers... 38 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,326 okay? 39 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:05,935 - Hi. Hello. 40 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:10,512 You were the most excellent CDC 41 00:04:10,545 --> 00:04:12,749 at the most excellent restaurant 42 00:04:12,782 --> 00:04:14,752 in the entire United States of America. 43 00:04:17,124 --> 00:04:18,794 What are you doing here, I guess. 44 00:04:46,583 --> 00:04:47,886 Morning. 45 00:04:47,919 --> 00:04:48,854 Morning. 46 00:04:50,992 --> 00:04:52,529 You okay? 47 00:04:52,562 --> 00:04:55,501 Mm-hmm. Fine. 48 00:04:55,534 --> 00:04:58,975 Got some super-fun stuff I wanna talk to you about. 49 00:04:59,008 --> 00:05:00,945 Okay, great. I got a couple of those, too. 50 00:05:00,978 --> 00:05:02,081 Wanna go first? 51 00:05:02,114 --> 00:05:03,517 Yeah, I'd love to. Um... 52 00:05:04,819 --> 00:05:06,924 Tipping versus not tipping, 53 00:05:06,957 --> 00:05:08,995 which should be a simple conversation 54 00:05:09,028 --> 00:05:09,797 and not unpleasant at all. 55 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:12,635 And also, what the hell is that? 56 00:05:13,971 --> 00:05:16,142 It's a painting. Yeah, I hate it. 57 00:05:16,175 --> 00:05:18,514 Okay, well, I texted you a picture of it 58 00:05:18,547 --> 00:05:20,017 and asked if it was okay to hang. 59 00:05:20,050 --> 00:05:22,021 What, so you just hung it up? What's wrong with your shoulder? 60 00:05:22,054 --> 00:05:23,991 I said don't answer if it's okay to hang. 61 00:05:24,024 --> 00:05:25,460 My shoulder's just... 62 00:05:25,494 --> 00:05:26,664 Ugh. I don't know. 63 00:05:26,697 --> 00:05:27,699 Okay, great. My turn. 64 00:05:27,732 --> 00:05:29,703 Uh, the sandwich window can't open 65 00:05:29,736 --> 00:05:31,606 because it isn't ServSafe certified. 66 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:34,813 It's gotta be ServSafe certified in order to open. 67 00:05:34,846 --> 00:05:36,115 And I don't know. 68 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:38,086 Ebra didn't renew his ServSafe certification. 69 00:05:38,119 --> 00:05:39,756 It was crossed off the list. 70 00:05:39,789 --> 00:05:41,125 Yeah, well, turns out crossing off 71 00:05:41,158 --> 00:05:42,896 isn't an exact science. 72 00:05:42,929 --> 00:05:44,666 Any idea how we could do that very quickly? 73 00:05:44,699 --> 00:05:46,570 Yeah, I do. 74 00:05:46,603 --> 00:05:47,738 - Jimmy? - Jimmy. 75 00:05:51,479 --> 00:05:53,818 Stevie and Michelle can't come tonight, which is a bummer. 76 00:05:53,851 --> 00:05:54,886 Hmm. 77 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,094 Also, I invited Mom. 78 00:06:08,514 --> 00:06:09,716 You invited Mom? 79 00:06:11,018 --> 00:06:12,087 Yeah. 80 00:06:14,693 --> 00:06:16,062 It's Friends and Family. 81 00:06:16,095 --> 00:06:20,470 Friends and Family is also not an exact science, Sug. 82 00:06:20,504 --> 00:06:22,041 I don't want you to freak out if you see her. 83 00:06:22,074 --> 00:06:23,877 I don't want you to freak out if you don't. 84 00:06:25,915 --> 00:06:27,785 What exactly is a ServSafe certificate? 85 00:06:28,319 --> 00:06:30,190 - Don't deflect. - I'm not deflecting. 86 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,963 I'm still thinking about that painting. 87 00:06:32,996 --> 00:06:35,133 ServSafe is food safety training. 88 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,438 It's unlike me. Safety training is unlike you? 89 00:06:37,471 --> 00:06:39,743 The painting is unlike me, Nat. 90 00:06:39,776 --> 00:06:40,811 Okay. 91 00:06:45,721 --> 00:06:46,890 I'm fine on Mom. 92 00:06:48,827 --> 00:06:50,463 You sure? 93 00:06:51,867 --> 00:06:52,969 I'm fine on Mom. 94 00:06:53,737 --> 00:06:54,639 Okay. 95 00:06:56,543 --> 00:06:57,779 I'll get rid of the painting. 96 00:06:57,812 --> 00:06:58,747 Thank you. 97 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:39,730 - Hey. -Hey. Uh, so we don't have full waitstaff right now. 98 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:40,898 We just have runners. 99 00:07:40,931 --> 00:07:42,234 Yeah, maybe we just do the nine course. 100 00:07:42,267 --> 00:07:43,804 Yeah, yeah. No, that's good for a run-through. 101 00:07:43,837 --> 00:07:45,240 - Cool. Hmm. - Um... 102 00:07:45,273 --> 00:07:48,814 - Maybe... - 86 the crudo? 103 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:51,620 Crudo and, uh... - One of the pastas. 104 00:07:51,653 --> 00:07:53,123 - Yes. The, uh, cavatelli. - The cava— 105 00:07:53,156 --> 00:07:54,592 Yeah. Perfect. Alright. 106 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,730 Oh, did you get a hold of Tony yet? 107 00:07:56,763 --> 00:07:59,067 No, not yet. Um, you have a... 108 00:07:59,836 --> 00:08:01,840 Oh. Yeah. And... Yeah. 109 00:08:01,873 --> 00:08:03,711 Actually, I've got something for you. 110 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:04,946 - Okay. - Uh, for later. 111 00:08:04,979 --> 00:08:07,084 - Um, new uniforms in? - Yeah. 112 00:08:07,117 --> 00:08:08,721 Do you wanna just do blues until service? 113 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:09,623 Yes, Chef. 114 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,591 - Yeah. - Cool. 115 00:08:10,624 --> 00:08:12,896 Um, hey, who is Tony again? 116 00:08:12,929 --> 00:08:14,097 The fridge guy. 117 00:08:14,866 --> 00:08:16,269 Fuck me. 118 00:08:16,302 --> 00:08:18,674 - Fuck me. God fucking dammit. - It's okay. 119 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:20,210 No, I'm sorry. I just, I just missed him. 120 00:08:20,243 --> 00:08:21,212 - Yeah, dude. Yeah. I'm sorry. 121 00:08:21,245 --> 00:08:22,214 I know you just missed him. 122 00:08:22,247 --> 00:08:23,584 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fuck. 123 00:08:23,617 --> 00:08:24,920 I just feel like at this point, 124 00:08:24,953 --> 00:08:26,222 I'm putting so much into this. 125 00:08:26,255 --> 00:08:27,692 - I know. - And I don't know, man, 126 00:08:27,725 --> 00:08:29,095 - it's the same thing... I know. 127 00:08:29,128 --> 00:08:30,931 - ... that you've been saying. - I know. I know! 128 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:33,737 I'm not trying to... 129 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,741 I just need your focus like you need mine. 130 00:08:35,774 --> 00:08:37,344 I-I don't wanna share it. I'm sorry. 131 00:08:37,377 --> 00:08:38,681 I understand. Yeah... Yes? 132 00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:40,718 - Yes. Hi. - Carm, I forgot to ask 133 00:08:40,751 --> 00:08:42,889 because I'm slowly withering away. 134 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:44,058 Did you hear from Tom? 135 00:08:44,091 --> 00:08:45,962 Who-who is Tom? Who's Tom? 136 00:08:45,995 --> 00:08:46,964 - Tom's the fridge guy. - Tony's the fridge guy. 137 00:08:46,997 --> 00:08:48,032 No, no, Tony's the fridge guy. 138 00:08:48,065 --> 00:08:49,301 - I'll do it. Tom or Tony? 139 00:08:49,334 --> 00:08:50,738 - No, I... I'll do it. - Can you just call him? 140 00:08:50,771 --> 00:08:51,974 - Okay. - No. Hey, I'll do it. 141 00:08:52,007 --> 00:08:53,577 - I'll do it. I'll do it. Mm-hmm. 142 00:08:53,610 --> 00:08:54,980 Do you have a phone these days? 143 00:08:55,013 --> 00:08:55,982 Yes, Nat, I have a phone. 144 00:08:56,015 --> 00:08:57,117 Okay. 145 00:08:57,150 --> 00:08:58,721 - Thank you. Mm-hmm. 146 00:08:58,754 --> 00:09:01,693 Well, how are you, um, feeling about menu? 147 00:09:01,726 --> 00:09:03,196 Good, good. Menu looks good. 148 00:09:03,229 --> 00:09:04,766 Looks like a menu. And... 149 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,738 - Just gotta do it, like, a thousand times now. - Hmm. 150 00:09:08,206 --> 00:09:10,645 - You good? - I mean, ask me later. 151 00:09:10,678 --> 00:09:11,946 You? 152 00:09:15,286 --> 00:09:17,257 What's your relationship with your mom like? 153 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,195 Okay. Where did that come from? 154 00:09:19,228 --> 00:09:23,136 Um, uh, Nat, Nat invited our mom to, uh, 155 00:09:23,169 --> 00:09:24,706 to dinner, so... 156 00:09:24,739 --> 00:09:26,309 It's not-not-not good? 157 00:09:26,342 --> 00:09:28,881 It's not good. I mean, it's, um, it's fine. 158 00:09:28,914 --> 00:09:30,150 It's fine for me 'cause I know 159 00:09:30,183 --> 00:09:32,354 that it's like a fuckin' disaster. 160 00:09:32,387 --> 00:09:35,060 I know what to expect, but for Nat, it's... 161 00:09:35,093 --> 00:09:36,362 It's really not good. 162 00:09:36,395 --> 00:09:38,634 She-she expects, like, some kinda fuckin' miracle 163 00:09:38,667 --> 00:09:39,669 or something. 164 00:09:39,702 --> 00:09:42,107 Well, to answer your question, 165 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:45,313 I-I don't really have a great relationship with my... 166 00:09:45,346 --> 00:09:48,687 Um... She's dead. She died. 167 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,992 I could have probably said that a bit smoother. 168 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:53,062 Yeah, she died when I was, like, four. Lupus. 169 00:09:57,003 --> 00:09:58,674 I feel... I'm sorry. I feel like I should have known that or something. 170 00:09:58,707 --> 00:09:59,976 No. Don't, don't, don't, don't. 171 00:10:00,009 --> 00:10:01,212 Don't do the... that thing. 172 00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:02,247 - The, like... - What? 173 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,251 "I'm sorry for your loss" thing. 174 00:10:04,284 --> 00:10:06,022 It's okay, it happened a while ago, 175 00:10:06,055 --> 00:10:07,725 and, you know, I don't know. 176 00:10:07,758 --> 00:10:09,061 - Alright, well— - I was young. 177 00:10:09,094 --> 00:10:10,229 - Whatever. - I'm sorry. 178 00:10:11,432 --> 00:10:13,203 - Thank you. - Yeah. 179 00:10:13,236 --> 00:10:15,106 Yeah, so we don't really have the best relationship 180 00:10:15,139 --> 00:10:18,112 just 'cause of the whole, like, dead thing. 181 00:10:18,145 --> 00:10:19,381 That'll do it. 182 00:10:19,414 --> 00:10:21,886 - That'll really do it. Yeah. Yeah. 183 00:10:35,948 --> 00:10:37,985 - What's up? 184 00:10:38,486 --> 00:10:39,890 Why don't you go lay down? 185 00:10:39,923 --> 00:10:41,259 Hmm, if I lay down, 186 00:10:41,292 --> 00:10:42,996 I will never stand up again. 187 00:10:43,029 --> 00:10:45,133 Show me the month. 188 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,703 Okay, um... 189 00:10:46,736 --> 00:10:47,872 Here, sit down. 190 00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:50,276 Thank you. 191 00:10:53,416 --> 00:10:55,721 - Huh. - Huh? 192 00:10:55,754 --> 00:10:57,492 - Uh-huh. - Uh-huh what? 193 00:10:57,525 --> 00:11:00,430 We're good for a couple weeks and then... 194 00:11:00,463 --> 00:11:01,967 It's not bad. 195 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,238 - No, it's-it's not bad. - It's not. 196 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:05,775 But it's barely good. 197 00:11:05,808 --> 00:11:06,910 And we need great. 198 00:11:07,411 --> 00:11:08,948 Well, food costs, labor aren't cheap. 199 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:10,250 All these cooks aren't cheap. 200 00:11:10,283 --> 00:11:11,385 You know what else isn't cheap? 201 00:11:11,418 --> 00:11:12,822 Cantaloupe and caviar. 202 00:11:12,855 --> 00:11:13,890 Correct. 203 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,863 - Dope, though. - It's definitely dope. 204 00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:18,733 So dope the menu has to go up five. 205 00:11:20,269 --> 00:11:23,276 Yeah. Five, seven. Agreed. 206 00:11:23,309 --> 00:11:25,313 - Yeah, you're thinking that? I think so. 207 00:11:25,346 --> 00:11:28,052 I'm not actually entirely sure what we're talking about. 208 00:11:28,085 --> 00:11:30,891 Yeah, we gotta raise the prices by five percent. 209 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,296 Uh... word. 210 00:11:33,329 --> 00:11:35,333 I won't panic yet. 211 00:11:35,366 --> 00:11:36,469 I'm not gonna panic. 212 00:11:36,503 --> 00:11:39,275 - Yeah, likewise, Chef. - Yeah. 213 00:11:39,308 --> 00:11:40,811 How full are we next week? 214 00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:42,180 Next week? We're full. 215 00:11:42,213 --> 00:11:43,249 Yeah? And then? 216 00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:45,153 And then, you know, not as full. 217 00:11:45,186 --> 00:11:46,990 Okay, we die down, we die. 218 00:11:47,023 --> 00:11:49,294 - Mm-hmm. - Is there a waitlist? 219 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:53,235 How many holds every night? 220 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,410 - None. - Okay. 221 00:11:58,547 --> 00:11:59,983 I'm panicking. 222 00:12:00,016 --> 00:12:01,251 No. Come on. 223 00:12:02,287 --> 00:12:04,324 Fuck that. We got this. 224 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,963 - Yeah? Mm-hmm 225 00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:09,502 We got this. 226 00:12:15,881 --> 00:12:17,919 Alright, Chef, I need you to salt that like a sidewalk. 227 00:12:17,952 --> 00:12:19,121 Like my childhood home. 228 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:20,190 The fuck did you grow up, Arizona? 229 00:12:20,223 --> 00:12:21,560 Chef. Look. Okay? 230 00:12:21,593 --> 00:12:23,296 - Pans, please. Yes, Chef. 231 00:12:23,329 --> 00:12:25,467 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why is this on the left side? 232 00:12:25,501 --> 00:12:28,206 It should be on the right side 'cause we're all right-handed. 233 00:12:28,239 --> 00:12:29,475 Whoa! Shit! Jesus Christ! 234 00:12:29,509 --> 00:12:30,811 Butterfinger boy! 235 00:12:30,844 --> 00:12:32,047 Okay, that's my fault. 236 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,416 Who the fuck put it on the left side? 237 00:12:33,449 --> 00:12:35,020 The contractor, who's left-handed, who called you 238 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:36,890 about fifty-eleven times asking what side to put it on. 239 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,794 - Carmen, do you even have a phone? - Yes, I have a phone, T. 240 00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,831 Why didn't you tell him to put it on the right side? 241 00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:43,136 Because you're the one who asked for final approvals 242 00:12:43,169 --> 00:12:44,973 over all equipments, Chef. 243 00:12:45,006 --> 00:12:46,810 - That was you. Focus. Please. 244 00:12:46,843 --> 00:12:48,179 Bro, that's wild fast. 245 00:12:48,212 --> 00:12:49,549 That's obscenely fast. 246 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:50,985 You all are like making me nervous. 247 00:12:51,018 --> 00:12:52,555 Carmen, I'm ready when you're ready. 248 00:12:52,588 --> 00:12:54,258 Yeah, I'll be right there, Chef. 249 00:12:54,291 --> 00:12:57,431 Alright. Two hours to open, Chefs. 250 00:12:57,464 --> 00:12:59,134 - Menu run in 45. Chef. 251 00:12:59,167 --> 00:13:01,105 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chef, Chef. Behind. 252 00:13:01,138 --> 00:13:02,575 - Did you taste this? Um, not yet. 253 00:13:02,608 --> 00:13:04,011 Needs way more acid. 254 00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,548 Reduce that for, like, ten minutes maybe? 255 00:13:05,581 --> 00:13:07,050 The consistency is not there. 256 00:13:07,083 --> 00:13:08,620 Yes, Chef. Behind, behind, behind. 257 00:13:08,653 --> 00:13:11,425 We need the handles at 45-degree angles. 258 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,933 Okay? We can grab 'em faster. Every second counts. Chefs! 259 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:15,801 Yes, Chef. 260 00:13:15,835 --> 00:13:17,371 Behind, behind, behind. - Chef. 261 00:13:17,404 --> 00:13:18,974 - Check. - Looks gorgeous, Chef. 262 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,343 Checked. Thank you. Marcus, you ready? 263 00:13:20,376 --> 00:13:21,980 - Let's do it, Chef. Behind. 264 00:13:22,013 --> 00:13:23,048 Corner. 265 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:24,919 - Syd? Yep. Coming. 266 00:13:24,952 --> 00:13:25,854 Behind you. 267 00:13:26,422 --> 00:13:28,960 Alright, so we got number one... 268 00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:31,833 Mom's Honeybun. 269 00:13:32,635 --> 00:13:35,140 - That's nice, Chef. - Thank you, Chef. 270 00:13:35,173 --> 00:13:37,377 Number two. You guys seen this one already. 271 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:39,481 But... Copenhagen Sundae. 272 00:13:39,883 --> 00:13:42,320 - Well, this is like a classic. - Right? 273 00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:45,961 Number three is Sydney's Donut... 274 00:13:46,395 --> 00:13:48,032 in parentheses After Carm Destroyed it 275 00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:49,067 Like a Little Bitch. 276 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,269 I don't really know where the name came from. 277 00:13:50,303 --> 00:13:52,542 Definitely not from some asshole who's gonna feel like shit 278 00:13:52,575 --> 00:13:53,544 about it for the rest of his life. 279 00:13:53,577 --> 00:13:54,378 Yeah, definitely not. 280 00:13:54,411 --> 00:13:55,981 But I am glad he feels like shit. 281 00:13:56,014 --> 00:13:57,985 - I-I vote we workshop the name. - Good. 282 00:13:58,018 --> 00:13:59,254 - Yeah. - Oh, we can talk about it. 283 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:00,958 Marcus, package from Denmark. 284 00:14:00,991 --> 00:14:02,528 Thank you, Chef. 285 00:14:02,561 --> 00:14:04,264 And then number four, 286 00:14:04,297 --> 00:14:07,370 bonus edition, special savory dish. 287 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,909 Wow. Wait one second. 288 00:14:11,378 --> 00:14:13,917 This one is a little bit of all of us. 289 00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:16,155 Everything that we all 290 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,025 kinda know about each other and... 291 00:14:19,094 --> 00:14:21,899 And I wouldn't know any of you if I didn't work at The Beef. 292 00:14:23,937 --> 00:14:25,005 What's this one called? 293 00:14:26,308 --> 00:14:27,511 The Michael. 294 00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:37,965 You can throw down, huh? 295 00:14:37,998 --> 00:14:39,702 Jeff? Jimmy's out front. 296 00:14:39,735 --> 00:14:41,105 Yeah, T. Thank you. 297 00:14:41,138 --> 00:14:43,275 Housekeeping. Chef! 298 00:14:47,618 --> 00:14:49,121 So what I gotta do? 299 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,358 You'll be fine. It's a eight-hour online test. 300 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,262 Just, you know, have him take it tonight. 301 00:14:53,295 --> 00:14:54,933 Health inspectors aren't coming today. 302 00:14:54,966 --> 00:14:57,036 - You sure about that? - Nope. 303 00:14:57,738 --> 00:14:59,240 And then there's this. 304 00:15:01,713 --> 00:15:03,282 I wanna know what this is? 305 00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:04,652 Yeah, you most certainly wanna know what that is. 306 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:08,560 That, my friend, is a State of Illinois 307 00:15:08,593 --> 00:15:10,430 Business Certificate 308 00:15:10,463 --> 00:15:13,302 which certifies that The Bear is allowed to do business 309 00:15:13,335 --> 00:15:16,976 in, and only in, the great state of Illinois. 310 00:15:20,717 --> 00:15:22,320 Congratulations, partner. 311 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,092 Thank you. 312 00:15:27,096 --> 00:15:28,165 It's, um... 313 00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:30,469 It feels heavy. 314 00:15:31,438 --> 00:15:33,209 Heavy moment, right? 315 00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,146 I mean, odds are against you, kid. 316 00:15:35,179 --> 00:15:36,481 - Is that right? - Yeah, that's right. 317 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:42,661 May I share with you a story of complete and utter failure? 318 00:15:44,565 --> 00:15:46,636 - Yes. I've been waiting. Wonderful. 319 00:15:46,669 --> 00:15:50,176 Do you remember Alex Gonzalez? Shortstop for the Cubs? 320 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,282 Um... no. No, I don't think so. 321 00:15:53,315 --> 00:15:54,619 Right. And it's a shame you don't think so, 322 00:15:54,652 --> 00:15:56,488 but I'm gonna explain why you don't think so. 323 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,493 He was a good player. Solid player. 324 00:15:58,526 --> 00:16:01,398 Moved around a lot. Cubs had him, like, two years. 325 00:16:01,431 --> 00:16:03,369 One of those years, they're playing the Marlins. 326 00:16:03,402 --> 00:16:04,606 - Huh. Right? 327 00:16:04,639 --> 00:16:05,674 Cubbies up three-one. 328 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:07,176 Top of the eighth. Game six. 329 00:16:07,443 --> 00:16:09,782 National League Championship fuckin' Series. 330 00:16:09,815 --> 00:16:10,684 Hmm. - Okay? 331 00:16:10,717 --> 00:16:12,722 They win, they go to the World Series, 332 00:16:12,755 --> 00:16:14,759 which at this point they hadn't been in, like, 333 00:16:14,792 --> 00:16:17,097 I don't know, 45 years, okay? 334 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,700 Runner on first, runner on second. 335 00:16:18,733 --> 00:16:20,470 There's one out. 336 00:16:20,504 --> 00:16:25,079 Miguel Cabrera hits a choppy, shitty little thing to Gonzalez. 337 00:16:25,112 --> 00:16:27,384 Right? And I mean an easy grab, 338 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,553 no-fuckin'-brainer kinda thing. 339 00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:31,392 But for whatever reason, Gonzalez is like, 340 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:34,131 oh, maybe I'll catch it with my hand and then, 341 00:16:34,164 --> 00:16:35,701 oh, maybe I'll catch it with my glove 342 00:16:35,734 --> 00:16:37,470 and, oh, maybe I'll catch it with both. 343 00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:40,276 He bobbled the fuckin' ball, didn't make the double play, 344 00:16:40,309 --> 00:16:42,280 couldn't send the Cubs to the ninth. 345 00:16:42,715 --> 00:16:45,319 Unforced error, right? 346 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,159 The result of that, the bases are loaded. 347 00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:50,531 And the result of that, all fuckin' hell breaks loose. 348 00:16:50,564 --> 00:16:53,202 Error after error after error. 349 00:16:53,235 --> 00:16:56,342 Oh, man. The Cubs fall apart at the seams. 350 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:58,378 Marlins score five runs, Cubs lose. 351 00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:03,289 So why don't we remember him? 352 00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:06,495 Because that very same inning, several plays earlier, 353 00:17:06,963 --> 00:17:10,403 Luis Castillo hits a foul ball to left outfield. 354 00:17:10,436 --> 00:17:13,275 Right? And, oh, my God, it looks like... 355 00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:16,248 it feels like, it smells like 356 00:17:16,281 --> 00:17:18,587 Moisés Alou gonna grab that fuckin' thing 357 00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,724 and the Cubs are gonna be four outs from the pennant. 358 00:17:20,757 --> 00:17:24,131 But instead, just as Moisés is jumping for the ball, 359 00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:26,603 a fan in the stands inches from Moisés 360 00:17:26,636 --> 00:17:29,474 does what any goddamn fuckin' person would do 361 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,478 with a goddamn fuckin' ball 362 00:17:31,512 --> 00:17:33,517 flying towards him in a major league sporting venue. 363 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:35,286 He tries to catch it. 364 00:17:35,821 --> 00:17:38,527 But his glove bumps into Moisés' glove, 365 00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,098 the fucking ball drops, and end of play. 366 00:17:41,131 --> 00:17:42,233 Fuck you, Cubbies. 367 00:17:43,369 --> 00:17:44,505 Bartman. 368 00:17:44,538 --> 00:17:45,841 - Bartman. Yeah. 369 00:17:45,874 --> 00:17:48,478 And everyone wants to kill little Stevie Bartman. 370 00:17:48,913 --> 00:17:50,718 But Alex Gonzalez's fuckup, 371 00:17:50,751 --> 00:17:53,422 trust me, it's the real fuckup, right? 372 00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:55,126 Led to eight other fuckups. 373 00:17:55,159 --> 00:17:57,397 But then all of a sudden, all those fuckups are a wash 374 00:17:57,430 --> 00:17:58,600 'cause of Steven Bartman, 375 00:17:58,633 --> 00:18:00,436 'cause everybody and their mother 376 00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:01,806 wants to blame this fucking guy 377 00:18:01,839 --> 00:18:04,545 instead of the actual fuckin' motherfuckin' fuckups 378 00:18:04,578 --> 00:18:05,747 who fucked it up. 379 00:18:07,483 --> 00:18:10,256 Just a normal guy, right? 380 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:11,826 You know, with normal fuckin' headphones 381 00:18:11,859 --> 00:18:13,496 just reaching for a foul ball... 382 00:18:14,865 --> 00:18:17,270 on a lovely night at Wrigley, 383 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:20,143 and he ends up taking the blame for an entire squad 384 00:18:20,176 --> 00:18:22,881 who literally took their eye off the ball. 385 00:18:26,589 --> 00:18:28,893 Okay. So we don't wanna be Bartman, right? 386 00:18:29,562 --> 00:18:32,668 No, dumb-ass. You don't wanna be Gonzalez. 387 00:18:32,701 --> 00:18:34,404 You don't wanna be unfocused. 388 00:18:34,437 --> 00:18:36,308 - Are you even fuckin'-- - Alright. Yeah. Yeah. 389 00:18:36,341 --> 00:18:38,613 Carmen. Carmen. Carmen. 390 00:18:38,646 --> 00:18:40,951 You wanna be the guy, right? 391 00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:43,288 Yeah. - So be the fuckin' guy. 392 00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:49,836 This business, like a lot of businesses, it sucks, right? 393 00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:51,740 But this one sucks extra hard 394 00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,744 'cause the profit margins are non-existent. 395 00:18:53,777 --> 00:18:55,446 Hmm. - Right? 396 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:57,618 And unforced errors, trust me, they're contagious. 397 00:18:57,651 --> 00:18:59,722 So you don't have the luxury 398 00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:01,425 of hiding behind little Stevie Bartman. 399 00:19:01,458 --> 00:19:02,694 It is all you. 400 00:19:03,863 --> 00:19:05,333 It's all you. Right? 401 00:19:05,366 --> 00:19:06,603 So you gotta put your fuckin' head down. 402 00:19:06,636 --> 00:19:09,240 You gotta focus, and you gotta live this shit and nothin' else. 403 00:19:13,516 --> 00:19:15,353 I actually want this place to work for you, buddy. 404 00:19:15,386 --> 00:19:16,354 I really do. 405 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,426 I don't wanna, I don't wanna take it from you. 406 00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:19,562 I don't wanna knock it down. 407 00:19:19,595 --> 00:19:20,764 I will take it from you, 408 00:19:20,797 --> 00:19:22,300 I will knock it the fuck down. 409 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,402 I don't wanna. 410 00:19:23,435 --> 00:19:24,972 But if this is gonna work for you, 411 00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:26,576 you gotta give up every fuckin' minute, 412 00:19:26,609 --> 00:19:27,845 every drop of blood you have. 413 00:19:27,878 --> 00:19:30,182 You cannot take your eyes off this thing. 414 00:19:31,986 --> 00:19:33,556 And in return, you know what you're gonna get? 415 00:19:34,290 --> 00:19:37,498 A nice, sharp kick in your little nuts daily 416 00:19:37,531 --> 00:19:39,501 for the foreseeable future. 417 00:19:42,373 --> 00:19:44,343 Now how is that all soundin' to you? 418 00:19:50,055 --> 00:19:51,424 I, um... 419 00:19:54,532 --> 00:19:56,201 I've actually kinda been dating someone. 420 00:19:58,673 --> 00:20:00,877 - Really? - Yeah. 421 00:20:01,746 --> 00:20:03,348 No shit. 422 00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:08,259 I gotta tell you, nephew, I don't know if I've ever been so happy 423 00:20:08,292 --> 00:20:09,729 to hear anything in my entire fuckin' life. 424 00:20:09,762 --> 00:20:12,935 And I say the following with all the love of my heart. 425 00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:13,903 Hmm. 426 00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:15,840 Uh-oh. 427 00:20:17,076 --> 00:20:18,780 Family meal up front, y'all. 428 00:20:18,813 --> 00:20:20,383 Hey. - Hi. 429 00:20:20,416 --> 00:20:22,688 You okay on the puntarelle sub? 430 00:20:22,721 --> 00:20:25,627 Yeah. Are you okay on, like, life? 431 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,962 Yeah. Yeah. 432 00:20:27,396 --> 00:20:29,267 I just haven't eaten. 433 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,637 Oh, let me make you something. 434 00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:32,006 No, I can't. I can't let you do that. 435 00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,342 What are you talking about? There's... 436 00:20:33,375 --> 00:20:34,511 What-what do you want? 437 00:20:35,614 --> 00:20:37,585 An omelet? 438 00:20:37,618 --> 00:20:39,287 Yeah, I can make you an omelet. 439 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,524 - Yeah? - Yeah. Go wait in the office. 440 00:20:40,557 --> 00:20:42,026 Hey, thank you. 441 00:20:43,061 --> 00:20:44,665 Ohh. 442 00:21:55,039 --> 00:21:56,041 Hi. 443 00:21:56,074 --> 00:21:57,510 Hi! 444 00:21:58,680 --> 00:21:59,982 Oh-oh-oh. 445 00:22:09,602 --> 00:22:10,670 Mm. 446 00:22:12,106 --> 00:22:15,379 I could cry. Honestly. 447 00:22:15,412 --> 00:22:17,349 You're so good. Thank you. 448 00:22:21,358 --> 00:22:23,796 - Okay. Don't watch me eat. - I-I... Okay. 449 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:26,936 You're a fucking genius. 450 00:22:26,969 --> 00:22:28,405 Shut the fuck up. 451 00:22:29,174 --> 00:22:30,644 keep fruits and vegetables 452 00:22:30,677 --> 00:22:33,583 separate from raw meat, poultry and... 453 00:22:33,616 --> 00:22:34,718 Makes sense. 454 00:22:35,052 --> 00:22:37,156 Produce should always be washed... 455 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,595 - Excellent. before combining it with other ingredients. 456 00:22:40,063 --> 00:22:43,035 So you'll also wanna clean and sanitize the prep sink 457 00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:45,039 and work area before starting. 458 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,140 I accept. 459 00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:08,085 Yo, Carm. - Chef. 460 00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:09,788 Try this. Yeah. Yeah. 461 00:23:14,732 --> 00:23:15,733 Mm. 462 00:23:16,201 --> 00:23:18,171 - Bravo, Chef. Good. - Thank you, Chef. 463 00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,044 Uh, 30 minutes to open, Chefs. 464 00:23:21,077 --> 00:23:21,946 Chef! 465 00:23:25,754 --> 00:23:27,958 Marcus, this is... 466 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,229 incredible. 467 00:23:30,262 --> 00:23:31,799 Thank you, Chef. 468 00:23:31,832 --> 00:23:32,968 - It's all you. - Fuck you talking about? 469 00:23:33,001 --> 00:23:34,070 It's all you, dude. 470 00:23:34,103 --> 00:23:35,607 Yeah. You pushed me. 471 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:37,578 Okay, because you let me push you. 472 00:23:37,611 --> 00:23:38,680 That's because you know me. 473 00:23:38,713 --> 00:23:40,016 Ok... Uh, no, no. 474 00:23:40,049 --> 00:23:41,753 We're not doing, like, a corny fuckin' back and forth. 475 00:23:41,786 --> 00:23:42,755 What are you, what are you doing later? 476 00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:43,790 Well, when's later? 477 00:23:43,823 --> 00:23:44,992 I don't know, like, after work. 478 00:23:45,025 --> 00:23:47,598 I'll probably fuckin' barf, like, 40 times. 479 00:23:47,631 --> 00:23:49,802 Okay, well, would you want to go eat 480 00:23:49,835 --> 00:23:53,208 before that or after or in between? 481 00:23:53,241 --> 00:23:56,983 Uh, well, I don't know if there's time. 482 00:23:57,016 --> 00:24:00,222 Also, uh, we have to drill this with, like, the servers, 483 00:24:00,255 --> 00:24:01,793 so I'm gonna get them and then, 484 00:24:01,826 --> 00:24:03,897 and then let's run through, um, 485 00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:05,967 just ingredients, any allergies. 486 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:10,644 Um, that wasn't... that wasn't like an ask out or anything? 487 00:24:10,677 --> 00:24:11,746 No, no. No. - Yeah. 488 00:24:11,779 --> 00:24:13,048 No, no, no, no. I-I just... 489 00:24:13,081 --> 00:24:14,184 Sorry. I just wanted to make sure. 490 00:24:14,217 --> 00:24:15,587 That would be weird. 491 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:16,956 I don't know why I, like, assumed you're— 492 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,258 - Weird? No, no, no, no, no. 493 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,995 - Not-not-not weird, obviously. - Uh-huh. 494 00:24:20,028 --> 00:24:22,668 No, um, I just more meant... You know what I meant. 495 00:24:22,701 --> 00:24:24,103 Yeah, yeah. Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 496 00:24:24,672 --> 00:24:27,276 Let's... I'm gonna... This was very good. 497 00:24:27,309 --> 00:24:28,613 - This was very good. - Cool. 498 00:24:28,646 --> 00:24:29,548 Uh, thank you, Chef. 499 00:24:29,581 --> 00:24:31,952 Okay. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 500 00:24:32,954 --> 00:24:34,090 Fuck. 501 00:24:47,249 --> 00:24:48,886 First day, lizards. 502 00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,124 I wanna thank you guys. 503 00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,195 Thank you all so much for all your hard work. 504 00:24:53,228 --> 00:24:54,799 There's nowhere else in the world 505 00:24:54,832 --> 00:24:56,301 I'd rather be than right here, right now with you guys. 506 00:24:56,334 --> 00:24:58,673 We are in the fortunate position 507 00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:02,581 of being able to blow some fuckin' minds tonight. 508 00:25:02,614 --> 00:25:04,117 But in order to do that, 509 00:25:04,150 --> 00:25:05,587 we gotta read some minds, alright? 510 00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:07,724 - Neil, how do we do that? - We read the room. 511 00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:08,993 Yeah. How do we do that? 512 00:25:09,026 --> 00:25:10,931 We read, uh, facial expressions. 513 00:25:10,964 --> 00:25:12,668 We listen for verbal cues. 514 00:25:12,701 --> 00:25:15,005 We wanna be inside of people's minds. 515 00:25:15,038 --> 00:25:16,876 Yeah. We ask questions, right? 516 00:25:16,909 --> 00:25:19,013 Not too many. We be fuckin' nice. 517 00:25:19,046 --> 00:25:21,853 We remember names. We remember everything. 518 00:25:21,886 --> 00:25:24,290 Alright? When we walk into this room, 519 00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:29,702 we enter into a state of profound, heightened sensitivity. 520 00:25:29,735 --> 00:25:31,037 Now, who remembers 521 00:25:31,639 --> 00:25:35,012 what Vasudeva, the ferryman, said to Siddartha 522 00:25:35,045 --> 00:25:36,749 on the banks of the Ganges River? 523 00:25:38,018 --> 00:25:41,224 He whispered, "Listen better." 524 00:25:42,326 --> 00:25:43,729 And that's what we're gonna do. 525 00:25:44,163 --> 00:25:47,002 He also said water glasses are always full. 526 00:25:47,369 --> 00:25:51,244 Somebody gets up, that napkin gets folded, placed on the seat. 527 00:25:51,277 --> 00:25:54,819 If someone looks bored, make 'em fuckin' not bored. 528 00:25:54,852 --> 00:25:57,123 You know? If the food's taking too long, 529 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,060 make that food not take too long. 530 00:25:59,093 --> 00:26:01,198 If someone looks cold, Gary, what do you do? 531 00:26:01,231 --> 00:26:02,935 We make them not cold. 532 00:26:02,968 --> 00:26:06,141 That's right. But don't make 'em ask. 533 00:26:06,174 --> 00:26:09,982 Listen, you know. Watch. Execute. Alright? 534 00:26:10,015 --> 00:26:12,153 We're gonna be streets ahead tonight. 535 00:26:12,186 --> 00:26:16,294 Anticipation creates luxuriation. 536 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:19,166 Yeah. 537 00:26:20,102 --> 00:26:21,170 Yeah. 538 00:26:22,006 --> 00:26:25,613 Fuckin'... abra-fuckin'-cadabra, Chefs. 539 00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:27,383 - Cousin? - Yeah. Beautiful. 540 00:26:27,416 --> 00:26:28,653 Thank you. Thank you, cousin. 541 00:26:28,686 --> 00:26:31,959 Um, okay, so, uh... 542 00:26:31,992 --> 00:26:34,230 Tonight is dress rehearsal, right? 543 00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:38,038 Um, it is designed to find the cracks. 544 00:26:38,071 --> 00:26:40,810 Um, we're gonna be doing a tasting menu. 545 00:26:40,843 --> 00:26:44,083 It's nine courses. That's the best way to practice, okay? 546 00:26:44,116 --> 00:26:45,820 Uh, it's gonna be crazy. 547 00:26:45,853 --> 00:26:47,356 It's gonna be overwhelming. 548 00:26:47,389 --> 00:26:50,296 That is the point. Do not get crazy. 549 00:26:50,329 --> 00:26:52,099 Do not get overwhelmed, alright? 550 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:55,907 I want you guys to just try to... focus. 551 00:26:56,408 --> 00:26:58,212 - Okay? Chef! 552 00:26:58,245 --> 00:27:01,084 Yes. Um, mistakes will be made so we can learn from them. 553 00:27:01,117 --> 00:27:02,854 We're all here to learn, right? 554 00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:04,692 I want us to remind our guests 555 00:27:04,725 --> 00:27:07,129 that there are no checks tonight, okay? 556 00:27:07,162 --> 00:27:09,200 We've got Gary and Neil over here. 557 00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:10,269 They're our captains. 558 00:27:10,302 --> 00:27:11,672 They're gonna be floating around. 559 00:27:11,705 --> 00:27:14,344 Uh, Nat's gonna be in the front of house. 560 00:27:14,377 --> 00:27:16,782 Uh, I'm gonna be in the back should you need anything. 561 00:27:16,815 --> 00:27:18,051 Uh, thank you. Thank you, guys. 562 00:27:18,084 --> 00:27:19,120 - Thanks so much. Chefs. 563 00:27:19,153 --> 00:27:20,790 Chef. 564 00:27:20,823 --> 00:27:23,930 Sorry for being late. Uh, we, uh... 565 00:27:23,963 --> 00:27:26,134 The-the menu will be as written, 566 00:27:26,167 --> 00:27:28,907 uh, with the exception of escarole 567 00:27:28,940 --> 00:27:31,144 is gonna be subbed for puntarelle. 568 00:27:31,177 --> 00:27:33,482 And, uh, there's a new addition to the menu. 569 00:27:33,516 --> 00:27:37,858 The, uh, mortadella and parmesan cannoli, 570 00:27:37,891 --> 00:27:40,796 uh, with a mostarda caviar. 571 00:27:41,330 --> 00:27:42,466 "Caviar." It's not really... 572 00:27:42,500 --> 00:27:44,170 - Thanks. 573 00:27:44,203 --> 00:27:48,312 Um, and also we have a pistachio crush on that. 574 00:27:48,345 --> 00:27:50,349 So, you know, if you have any questions, 575 00:27:50,382 --> 00:27:52,888 feel free to ask me or, uh, Chef. 576 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,390 But, yeah. Thank you. 577 00:27:54,423 --> 00:27:55,860 Chef! Thanks, Chef. 578 00:27:55,893 --> 00:27:56,796 Sounds good. 579 00:27:56,829 --> 00:27:59,067 Uh, last reminder, A, B, C. 580 00:27:59,100 --> 00:28:01,404 Always Be Communicating. Okay? 581 00:28:01,437 --> 00:28:03,241 I want the front to know what the back is up to, 582 00:28:03,274 --> 00:28:06,214 and I want the back to know what the front is up to at all times. 583 00:28:06,247 --> 00:28:08,786 Keep the notes moving, keep the dials dialed 584 00:28:08,819 --> 00:28:10,456 and, yeah. 585 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:11,892 Twenty-five to service. 586 00:28:11,925 --> 00:28:13,462 Let's go to work. 587 00:28:13,496 --> 00:28:14,965 Thank you, guys. Thank you. 588 00:28:14,998 --> 00:28:16,502 Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 589 00:28:16,535 --> 00:28:17,804 Let's go. 590 00:28:42,854 --> 00:28:45,159 I'm so excited but I'm scared but I'm so excited. 591 00:28:45,192 --> 00:28:47,096 I'm aware. I'm aware. Stop talking. 592 00:28:47,129 --> 00:28:49,100 - You're moving around too much. - And I'm lookin' really good. 593 00:28:49,133 --> 00:28:50,937 So I'm thinking you should start calling me Chef. 594 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,075 Well, I'ma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. 595 00:28:53,108 --> 00:28:54,812 Fak, can't find a screwdriver. Can I get one, please? 596 00:28:54,845 --> 00:28:57,149 Does it look like I would know where a screwdriver is? 597 00:28:57,182 --> 00:28:58,519 I'm front of house now. 598 00:28:58,552 --> 00:29:00,322 Oh. Wow, you've changed, huh? 599 00:29:00,355 --> 00:29:01,559 Yeah. Fuck, yeah, he's changed. 600 00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:02,794 Yeah, I'm different now, okay? 601 00:29:02,828 --> 00:29:05,265 I'm front of house, and I don't know where screwdrivers are. 602 00:29:05,298 --> 00:29:06,334 Yeah, fuck screwdrivers. 603 00:29:06,367 --> 00:29:07,269 Yeah, fuck 'em. - Okay. 604 00:29:07,302 --> 00:29:08,940 - I'll go fuckin' find— - Kidding, kidding. 605 00:29:08,973 --> 00:29:11,077 Come on. Here. I got it on me. 606 00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:12,013 Respect. Thank you, buddy. 607 00:29:12,046 --> 00:29:13,315 - Hey, Carm. - Yeah? 608 00:29:13,348 --> 00:29:15,553 Uh, is Claire bear coming tonight? 609 00:29:15,987 --> 00:29:18,258 Yeah. Yeah, no, I believe, uh, I believe she is, yeah. 610 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:21,031 Yeah. We... We love her so much. 611 00:29:21,064 --> 00:29:23,769 - She's nice. Yeah. I like Claire, cousin. 612 00:29:24,604 --> 00:29:26,273 Yeah. No, I like her, too. Uh... 613 00:29:29,614 --> 00:29:31,217 You guys look handsome. Good job. 614 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,219 Alright. I'll see you out there. 615 00:29:32,252 --> 00:29:33,288 Thank you, Chef. 616 00:29:33,321 --> 00:29:35,191 Dude, we look good. 617 00:29:37,597 --> 00:29:39,200 - Bup, bup, bup, bup, bup, bup. 618 00:29:39,233 --> 00:29:41,104 Bup, bup, bup, bup. Read your mind. 619 00:29:41,137 --> 00:29:43,575 - Al Capone shit. - Dude. 620 00:29:47,149 --> 00:29:48,452 - Hey, Syd. - Yeah. 621 00:29:48,485 --> 00:29:50,155 Hey, can you come here help me for a sec? 622 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:51,825 - Yeah, sure. - Thanks. 623 00:29:55,232 --> 00:29:57,336 Um, it's a little uneven. 624 00:29:57,369 --> 00:29:59,541 If you could just get under here and hold that top up. 625 00:29:59,574 --> 00:30:01,545 - Yep. Okay. - Good? 626 00:30:01,578 --> 00:30:03,448 Oh... yeah. 627 00:30:03,481 --> 00:30:05,185 - Yep. Nice. Okay. 628 00:30:07,590 --> 00:30:09,995 - Um... - Oh, God. I'm sorry. 629 00:30:10,028 --> 00:30:11,264 - No. You're good? - Yeah, yeah. 630 00:30:11,297 --> 00:30:12,199 Good. 631 00:30:15,973 --> 00:30:16,942 Look you, um... 632 00:30:19,648 --> 00:30:21,217 You deserve my full focus. 633 00:30:23,321 --> 00:30:24,457 And I'm, uh, I'm sorry. 634 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,394 - No, don't. - It's just, it's, um... 635 00:30:27,497 --> 00:30:30,035 - It's not Claire's fault. - I-I didn't s... I didn't... 636 00:30:30,068 --> 00:30:31,304 I don't think it's Claire's fault. 637 00:30:31,337 --> 00:30:33,308 - No, I know. I know. I'm just... - Like... 638 00:30:33,341 --> 00:30:36,281 I'm just saying, my attention shouldn't be split. You know? 639 00:30:36,314 --> 00:30:38,952 It shouldn't have to be shared. I understand. 640 00:30:40,990 --> 00:30:42,928 I don't want you to think I was, like, being jealous 641 00:30:42,961 --> 00:30:44,932 or, like, bitter or whatever, 642 00:30:44,965 --> 00:30:48,104 because that's, like, not the case at all. 643 00:30:48,706 --> 00:30:50,442 And like thank you for-for saying that. 644 00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:53,115 And also, she was really nice. 645 00:30:53,148 --> 00:30:54,585 I'm sure she's great. 646 00:30:54,618 --> 00:30:56,353 She is. She is. She's great. 647 00:30:57,590 --> 00:30:58,625 Yeah? 648 00:31:01,297 --> 00:31:02,232 Yeah. 649 00:31:04,270 --> 00:31:06,373 Yeah. She's so great it scares the shit outta me. 650 00:31:10,015 --> 00:31:12,186 I don't know why I like said all that stuff. 651 00:31:12,219 --> 00:31:13,522 I think I just, I don't know. 652 00:31:14,658 --> 00:31:16,962 I was scared, and... 653 00:31:16,995 --> 00:31:20,369 Yeah, it came out wrong. 654 00:31:20,402 --> 00:31:22,472 - What are you scared of? 655 00:31:24,476 --> 00:31:25,579 Yeah, actually, um... 656 00:31:27,182 --> 00:31:28,686 if you can get that side, I'll hold it up. 657 00:31:28,719 --> 00:31:31,056 - Yeah. - And then just say more, please. 658 00:31:35,700 --> 00:31:37,537 Okay. 659 00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:39,106 - Got it? - Yeah. 660 00:31:39,741 --> 00:31:41,243 Go ahead. 661 00:31:43,448 --> 00:31:46,153 Uh, I don't know. I guess... 662 00:31:48,124 --> 00:31:50,094 I guess I'm scared that, like, 663 00:31:51,096 --> 00:31:54,403 I don't have what it takes to, like, not fuck this up. 664 00:31:54,972 --> 00:31:56,575 You're not gonna fuck it up. 665 00:31:58,612 --> 00:32:00,315 Dude, I fuck things up. 666 00:32:01,084 --> 00:32:04,591 I fuck things up all the time, like, every day. 667 00:32:04,624 --> 00:32:05,960 Yeah, but not... 668 00:32:08,431 --> 00:32:09,701 Not like this. 669 00:32:14,443 --> 00:32:16,247 - You could do this without me. - I couldn't do it without you. 670 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,349 Yeah, you could. 671 00:32:18,051 --> 00:32:19,988 I wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. 672 00:32:23,228 --> 00:32:24,296 You know, you... 673 00:32:25,733 --> 00:32:27,169 You make me better at this. 674 00:32:30,776 --> 00:32:32,479 You make me better at this. 675 00:32:37,757 --> 00:32:39,494 You still love to cook, right? 676 00:32:41,430 --> 00:32:42,733 - Yeah. - Yeah? 677 00:32:49,313 --> 00:32:50,616 Best part of my day... 678 00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:54,289 Like ten minutes ago, I made Nat an omelet. 679 00:32:54,824 --> 00:32:56,026 Yeah. 680 00:32:56,661 --> 00:32:58,197 You love taking care of people. 681 00:33:00,201 --> 00:33:01,403 Yeah, I guess. 682 00:33:03,074 --> 00:33:04,176 What was in the omelet? 683 00:33:05,546 --> 00:33:07,651 Boursin, and uh, 684 00:33:07,684 --> 00:33:10,590 I put chives and potato chips on top. 685 00:33:10,623 --> 00:33:12,092 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. 686 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,194 What kinda potato chips? 687 00:33:13,227 --> 00:33:14,665 Sour cream and onion. 688 00:33:14,698 --> 00:33:17,036 - Oh, fuck. - Yeah. Type with the ridges. 689 00:33:17,069 --> 00:33:18,171 I bet that was fire. 690 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:20,208 Oh, it was fuckin' delicious. 691 00:33:20,241 --> 00:33:21,210 That's good. 692 00:33:21,645 --> 00:33:23,047 That's good. 693 00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:30,194 If no one comes... 694 00:33:31,832 --> 00:33:33,134 Um... 695 00:33:34,738 --> 00:33:36,206 then nobody comes. 696 00:33:37,577 --> 00:33:39,179 And if they do come 697 00:33:39,581 --> 00:33:43,254 and the food is like total ass? 698 00:33:43,287 --> 00:33:45,659 Then we'll work on it. 699 00:33:48,565 --> 00:33:50,068 And what if I just like... 700 00:33:52,573 --> 00:33:55,780 completely... melt, 701 00:33:55,813 --> 00:34:00,488 like, I just fuck up and fail? 702 00:34:01,892 --> 00:34:03,261 I won't let you. 703 00:34:11,477 --> 00:34:12,580 I, um... 704 00:34:14,416 --> 00:34:16,186 - Got that thing I wanna give you actually. - Yeah. 705 00:34:33,856 --> 00:34:36,126 A friend helped hook this up. 706 00:34:37,663 --> 00:34:40,402 Yo, Jeffrey, sign off on this? 707 00:34:40,435 --> 00:34:41,437 Yep. 708 00:34:45,713 --> 00:34:47,215 You're not alone, Syd. 709 00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,359 Neither are you. 710 00:35:41,591 --> 00:35:43,829 Five minutes to open. Chefs! 711 00:35:43,862 --> 00:35:45,633 - Lights up! Yes, Chef! 712 00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,302 We're tasting everything again. Okay, Chefs? 713 00:35:47,335 --> 00:35:48,806 Yes, Chef. - Tuck in your shirt, please. 714 00:35:48,839 --> 00:35:50,442 Pull butter from the shelves, Chef. 715 00:35:50,475 --> 00:35:51,477 Yes, Chef! 716 00:35:51,511 --> 00:35:52,580 Behind. 717 00:35:52,613 --> 00:35:53,682 Open this. Put it away quickly. 718 00:35:53,715 --> 00:35:55,352 Quickly, please, Chef. 719 00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:56,989 Grills hot, Chef. 720 00:35:57,022 --> 00:35:58,526 - Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. - Steaks tempered. 721 00:35:58,559 --> 00:36:00,362 I want timers on every station. 722 00:36:00,395 --> 00:36:02,199 to your station now, Chef. 723 00:36:02,232 --> 00:36:03,936 All fish for pick up on seven fishes 724 00:36:03,969 --> 00:36:05,640 - should be portioned and ready. - Did you taste it? 725 00:36:05,673 --> 00:36:07,409 - Yes, Chef. Corner! 726 00:36:07,442 --> 00:36:09,447 Yo, yo, why am I lookin' at you guys? 727 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,317 Parm for Carm. Got some Parm for Carm? 728 00:36:11,350 --> 00:36:12,787 Richie wouldn't let us in the front. 729 00:36:12,820 --> 00:36:13,789 That's good. 730 00:36:16,862 --> 00:36:18,732 - Bucatini. Portioned? Chef. 731 00:36:18,765 --> 00:36:20,335 - Backup on pancetta? Chef. 732 00:36:20,368 --> 00:36:22,339 - All trays cleaned and polished? Chef. 733 00:36:22,372 --> 00:36:23,909 - Get out right now. - This used to be my spot! 734 00:36:23,942 --> 00:36:25,278 We met in line. 735 00:36:27,282 --> 00:36:28,919 Carm, you look good, bud. 736 00:36:28,952 --> 00:36:29,921 You look good. 737 00:36:31,858 --> 00:36:33,394 I should restart it, right? 738 00:36:34,497 --> 00:36:35,800 No. It's tremendous, Chef. 739 00:36:35,833 --> 00:36:37,236 Cousin, up front! Yeah. 740 00:36:37,269 --> 00:36:38,572 Thank you, Jeffrey. 741 00:36:38,605 --> 00:36:40,877 Listen, Jeff, um, I've still been using your knife. 742 00:36:40,910 --> 00:36:42,278 I'm sorry I didn't give it back. 743 00:36:42,947 --> 00:36:44,618 I don't remember ever asking for it back. 744 00:36:44,651 --> 00:36:46,286 Thank you, Chef. 745 00:36:48,291 --> 00:36:49,628 - Good? Hey. 746 00:36:49,661 --> 00:36:51,230 Good. Good? 747 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:53,836 Good. 748 00:36:53,869 --> 00:36:55,740 Okay. 749 00:36:55,773 --> 00:36:56,942 Fifteen minutes stagger. 750 00:36:56,975 --> 00:36:58,779 Mm-hmm. Thirty minutes till we're packed. 751 00:36:58,812 --> 00:37:00,783 Forty-five minutes till we're in the shit. 752 00:37:01,718 --> 00:37:02,987 For the guy? 753 00:37:05,626 --> 00:37:06,694 For the guy. 754 00:37:08,866 --> 00:37:10,301 Our Mother of Victory. 755 00:37:10,669 --> 00:37:12,005 Pray for us. 756 00:37:14,811 --> 00:37:15,946 Chef Sydney! 757 00:37:18,451 --> 00:37:19,453 Yo. 758 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:21,591 Ready? 759 00:37:22,425 --> 00:37:23,996 Carm? 760 00:37:24,029 --> 00:37:25,833 It's your ship now, captain. 761 00:37:29,439 --> 00:37:31,043 Say the word, Chef. 762 00:37:37,355 --> 00:37:38,692 Let it rip.