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You anxious?

2
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Never.

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The good news is,
I think Dennis is gonna get moved up.

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Soon.

5
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And once he gets moved,
then I can move up, and…

6
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Yeah. That's a lot of moving up
for $3 more an hour.

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- It's going to be okay.
- Yeah, I-I know, baby.

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I-I just think I spun a little bit
when I heard about the rent increase, so…

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Baby,

10
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it's going to be okay.

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I don't wanna lose this place.

12
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- We won't.
- We can't.

13
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You know,
Louie will have to transfer schools,

14
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and he only just started making friends.

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He'd make new friends.

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Maybe.

17
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He's kind of an asshole.

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- Tina.
- I-I'm just saying.

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His track record is not good.

20
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It isn't good, is it?

21
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No, it's bad.

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Do me a favor.

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Don't panic yet.

24
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You'll tell me when to panic?

25
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I will most certainly tell you
when to panic.

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- Hey, mama.
- Hey.

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Good. How's the knee?

28
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You know me. I never complain.

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- Stop.
- Tina.

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Can I talk to you for a minute?

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Sure. Okay.

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- I'll talk to you later.
- All right. Mm-hmm.

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Trust me. No one wanted it
to come to this,

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but it's the reality
of the current climate.

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Um, you've all been wonderful stewards
of the company,

36
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and we thank you
for your years of service.

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Parting ways is never easy,

38
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but I think you'll find with time that…

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I love you.
I love you.

40
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How was work?

41
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Same old, same old.

42
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Louie, dinner's ready.

43
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Get your ass in here!

44
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You up?

45
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Mmm.

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Can I tell you something?

47
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Of course.

48
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I lost my job.

49
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What happened?

50
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They cut everyone back.

51
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I'm so sorry, honey.

52
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I'm gonna find another job tomorrow.

53
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Everything will be okay.

54
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Louie, turn that shit off!

55
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Hi.

56
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Can I leave my résumé?

57
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Um, you could just apply on Linkedln.

58
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It'll be easier.

59
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And what's amazing about this job

60
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is there's literally no limit
to how much you can earn.

61
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It all depends on you
and how hard you're willing to work.

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Full disclosure,
I made $100,000 last year.

63
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Now, you putting money in up front, but
that's just to get you started selling.

64
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But that's your commitment to yourself,

65
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and it's a promise that you're gonna give
this job everything you got.

66
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Now, five years ago, my bus card expired.
I was walking down the street.

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I came in here,
and that day my life changed.

68
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Louie, enough!

69
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Hi. Uh…

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Can I leave my résumé?

71
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We'll definitely keep it on file.

72
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Okay.

73
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Thank you.

74
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You know Diego's cousin
who has the moving company?

75
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I guess they double-booked jobs
this weekend,

76
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so they need another guy.

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He said it would be 800 bucks,
maybe more if the family tip well.

78
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How do you get two jobs
and I can't find one?

79
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My lucky day, I guess.

80
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Do you think Diego's cousin
is handing out any more work?

81
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Maybe something for a washed-up old lady.

82
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A beautiful young woman.

83
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Hi.

84
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Can I help you with anything?

85
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Uh, no. Just if you're hiring?

86
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Oh, we're not, unfortunately.

87
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But let me know
if you wanna look at anything around here.

88
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- Okay. Um, but can I leave my résumé?
- Oh, we're not hiring, but thanks.

89
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- Yeah, let me know if you need help, okay?
- Okay.

90
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What are you thinking about?

91
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I sit on my ass every day
not contributing shit, and it's, like…

92
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Honey, it's been two weeks.

93
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I know, but I'm not this way.

94
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I like working.

95
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I like routine.

96
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I get it, baby. I do.

97
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Yeah, but you get to go to work.

98
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Mm-hmm.

99
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T, I'm a doorman.

100
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I get to open doors for people.

101
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Yeah, well, I don't get to open shit.

102
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Hey, mama.

103
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Yeah, you still selling Avon?

104
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Uh, are you still doing that para job
for the special ed?

105
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No, I'm fine.

106
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I… I-I just wanted to know
if you were still watching those twins.

107
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Okay, I worked at Filene's
right out of high school,

108
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so I know department stores.

109
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Oh, no. For sure.

110
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Just let me know if you hear anything.

111
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Just let me know if any shifts open up.

112
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Let me know if anything opens.

113
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So the role
is mostly processing time sheets

114
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and approving everything for payroll.

115
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Plus managing shift schedules,
that sort of thing.

116
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Yeah, that's exactly what I did
at my last job, so it's perfect.

117
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Amazing.

118
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Let me grab some paperwork for you to
fill out, and we'll set up an interview.

119
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- Do you have references on here?
- Mm-hmm.

120
00:10:27,098 --> 00:10:28,975
Mmm. Do you have your BA?

121
00:10:30,643 --> 00:10:32,312
Like from college?

122
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I'm so sorry.

123
00:10:33,897 --> 00:10:35,899
They're actually
really strict about that here.

124
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I know it's super annoying,

125
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but they always
try to promote from within,

126
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so all the new hires have to have degrees
for, like, leadership potential.

127
00:10:45,325 --> 00:10:48,995
But… But I did this exact job,
like, for 15 years.

128
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- No, for sure.
- So…

129
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I'm sorry.

130
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Maybe you could try night school?

131
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Would definitely help with the job hunt.

132
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Yeah, maybe.

133
00:11:00,340 --> 00:11:02,425
Mmm. Thanks for coming in.

134
00:11:03,092 --> 00:11:04,093
Mm-hmm.

135
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,728
Louie, what did I say
about those cartoons? Turn it down!

136
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Oh, thank fuck.

137
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Thanks, baby.

138
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I got a really good feeling
about this interview.

139
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I know this is gonna be the one. I…

140
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Breathe, mama.

141
00:12:03,736 --> 00:12:05,238
I know you're being sweet…

142
00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:09,158
but I know we're in trouble,

143
00:12:09,993 --> 00:12:14,163
and I really need this, you know?

144
00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:19,377
Did I fail you?

145
00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:21,170
No, baby.

146
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No.

147
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Remember when we were 20?

148
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Yeah.

149
00:12:29,512 --> 00:12:30,763
Was it scary like this?

150
00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:31,931
Yeah.

151
00:12:32,015 --> 00:12:34,517
Different scary, but, yeah.

152
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- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

153
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I never want you to worry, baby.

154
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I know.

155
00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:49,115
I know, baby.

156
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Good luck.

157
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Thank you.

158
00:14:10,363 --> 00:14:11,364
Hi.

159
00:14:16,369 --> 00:14:18,371
I'm here for the open interview hour.

160
00:14:18,871 --> 00:14:20,706
That's canceled.

161
00:14:20,790 --> 00:14:23,292
They hired someone yesterday.

162
00:14:24,460 --> 00:14:26,295
Yeah, but I applied on Linkedln.

163
00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:30,133
- I got an email yesterday, so…
- Oh, yeah.

164
00:14:30,216 --> 00:14:34,220
Uh, maybe, but there's no job.

165
00:14:35,054 --> 00:14:36,139
Sorry.

166
00:14:39,225 --> 00:14:40,643
Are you sure…

167
00:14:40,726 --> 00:14:43,479
You sure… Just…
Maybe you could check, please?

168
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,399
Yeah. I-I checked. Uh…

169
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,902
It… There's no job. I'm-I'm sorry.

170
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:53,739
Okay, um…

171
00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:58,995
Well, then, uh,
you should take that post down.

172
00:15:00,329 --> 00:15:01,581
Like, right away, you know?

173
00:15:01,664 --> 00:15:03,916
People can get their hopes up.

174
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:08,588
And it's like false advertising,
or whatever, you know?

175
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:11,883
Okay. I'll tell them.

176
00:15:15,678 --> 00:15:16,679
Great.

177
00:15:17,930 --> 00:15:18,931
Great.

178
00:15:20,725 --> 00:15:22,977
And-And you know
what else you could tell them?

179
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Fuck you.

180
00:15:33,696 --> 00:15:34,697
Oh, wow.

181
00:16:07,396 --> 00:16:08,396
Fuck.

182
00:16:14,654 --> 00:16:15,655
Fuck.

183
00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:32,338
All right!
What are we doing today, handsome?

184
00:16:35,091 --> 00:16:37,260
…hot and sweet, two fries and a Coca-Cola?

185
00:16:37,343 --> 00:16:38,970
Yeah. I got you, I got you.

186
00:16:39,053 --> 00:16:40,972
Hot and sweet. Fries and Coke.

187
00:16:43,432 --> 00:16:45,685
- Marty.
- Two sweet, no name.

188
00:16:49,021 --> 00:16:52,525
Miss. Hey, miss,
you cannot smoke in here anymore.

189
00:16:52,608 --> 00:16:54,110
- Yes, you.
- Marty's up!

190
00:16:54,193 --> 00:16:56,404
- Marty…
- I got two sweet with no name.

191
00:16:56,487 --> 00:16:59,198
Fries and a Coke.
Two hot and sweet, fries and a Coke.

192
00:16:59,282 --> 00:17:01,200
Yeah, that's 21.50.
Jasmine, your order's up!

193
00:17:01,284 --> 00:17:03,536
- Thank you. Yeah.
- You really think I'm handsome?

194
00:17:03,619 --> 00:17:04,954
You're a perfect ten.

195
00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:09,083
- All right, mamacita, what can I get you?
- Uh, just a cup of coffee.

196
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,668
- That's it?
- Just coffee.

197
00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:13,254
- What do you want? Black? Dunkin' style?
- Black. Black.

198
00:17:13,337 --> 00:17:14,797
Mark. Mark. Mark.

199
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,133
Mark the narc. Thank you, Mark, thank you.

200
00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:20,052
- You got beard guy ready?
- Beard guy's coming right now.

201
00:17:20,136 --> 00:17:22,388
Here you go. One black coffee.
That's on me.

202
00:17:22,471 --> 00:17:23,556
Order for…
Marty!

203
00:17:23,639 --> 00:17:24,849
- Order for beard guy.
- Thank you.

204
00:17:24,932 --> 00:17:27,351
- Marty! Marty!
- Fuck you. I'm giving your shit away.

205
00:17:27,435 --> 00:17:28,686
Here you go, my love.

206
00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:30,438
- That's for you, young lady.
- Thank you.

207
00:17:30,521 --> 00:17:31,605
You're welcome.
That's on us.

208
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,524
- What's this?
- That's an Italian beef sandwich.

209
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,234
What's an Italian beef?

210
00:17:35,318 --> 00:17:37,236
What's an Italian beef? Um…

211
00:17:37,987 --> 00:17:39,947
- Uh, you know what a French dip is?
- Yeah.

212
00:17:40,031 --> 00:17:41,282
That's an Italian dip.

213
00:17:41,782 --> 00:17:43,534
- Okay.
- I hope you like it.

214
00:17:43,617 --> 00:17:44,869
I'm Richie.

215
00:17:44,952 --> 00:17:46,871
I'm Tina. Thank you, Richie.

216
00:17:46,954 --> 00:17:47,955
Nice to meet you.

217
00:17:48,039 --> 00:17:49,040
Enjoy.

218
00:17:49,123 --> 00:17:51,375
All right. Yo, Nike Air, let's rock!

219
00:17:51,876 --> 00:17:53,377
You waiting for a formal invitation?

220
00:17:53,461 --> 00:17:54,712
One more. Up.

221
00:17:54,795 --> 00:17:55,963
There we go, Abraham.

222
00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:57,298
Oh, a number seven?

223
00:17:57,381 --> 00:17:59,800
Number seven for this narc-looking
motherfucker over here.

224
00:17:59,884 --> 00:18:03,554
You want a number seven,
go to fucking McDonald's, guy. All right?

225
00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:05,389
Go. Yeah.

226
00:18:05,473 --> 00:18:08,017
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Get the fuck out of this place.

227
00:18:11,437 --> 00:18:12,938
Shit, dude. Okay.

228
00:18:13,439 --> 00:18:15,691
You need to be in a power stance, bro.

229
00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:18,194
You're never gonna clear this level
if you're not in a power stance.

230
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:19,445
But I got the golden cock.

231
00:18:19,528 --> 00:18:22,281
Yeah, the wizard's gonna
knock that shit off, dum-dum.

232
00:18:22,365 --> 00:18:25,076
You gonna help with the napkins
or is that, like, what you're doing here?

233
00:18:25,159 --> 00:18:27,661
Yeah, after I see the wizard?
Neil!

234
00:18:27,745 --> 00:18:30,247
"Can I do it after I see the wizard?

235
00:18:30,331 --> 00:18:32,583
I wanna do it after I see the wizard."

236
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:33,667
- Yo, Neil.
- Yeah?

237
00:18:33,751 --> 00:18:35,336
We got a full line here.
What are you doing?

238
00:18:35,419 --> 00:18:37,171
You fucking around?
I'm about to see the wizard.

239
00:18:37,254 --> 00:18:38,589
"The wizard."
Word?

240
00:18:38,672 --> 00:18:40,466
- Yeah.
- Yo, Chi-Chi, take register.

241
00:18:40,549 --> 00:18:41,759
I feel it coming.

242
00:18:41,842 --> 00:18:44,678
Dude, there's literally
zero chance he clears this level.

243
00:18:44,762 --> 00:18:46,430
Yeah, there's a strong probability.

244
00:18:46,514 --> 00:18:48,849
There's no fucking…
Probability is like gravity, Fak.

245
00:18:48,933 --> 00:18:51,435
And you cannot negotiate with gravity!

246
00:18:51,519 --> 00:18:53,270
Booyakasha!
Come on, now!

247
00:18:53,354 --> 00:18:55,231
Come on, now.

248
00:18:59,610 --> 00:19:00,945
Ooh!

249
00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:02,863
I'm such a loser!
You fucking retard!

250
00:19:02,947 --> 00:19:04,907
Yo, come on!
Retard!

251
00:19:04,990 --> 00:19:06,492
You should call your mom.
Yeah!

252
00:19:06,575 --> 00:19:08,077
Call your mom,
tell her you're dead.

253
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:09,161
Yeah, right.

254
00:19:09,245 --> 00:19:11,747
- I'm alive. Get off of me!
- Hey, Cousin. Cousin.

255
00:19:11,831 --> 00:19:13,791
- Stop it!
- Hey, what did you say to that lady?

256
00:19:15,042 --> 00:19:17,378
I didn't say anything.
I gave her a free sandwich.

257
00:19:17,461 --> 00:19:18,712
She's really crying.

258
00:19:18,796 --> 00:19:20,881
Yeah, 'cause you're so bad
at this fucking game.

259
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:22,466
Yeah. Well, I'm sad too now.

260
00:19:22,550 --> 00:19:23,551
Yeah, you are sad.

261
00:19:24,718 --> 00:19:25,719
You're sad.

262
00:19:25,803 --> 00:19:27,388
You gotta tell her
she's gotta stop crying.

263
00:19:27,471 --> 00:19:29,807
- Fuck do I gotta say that?
- She's gonna scare all the regulars.

264
00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:31,725
And what do you want me to say?

265
00:19:31,809 --> 00:19:33,477
- I don't know. You know…
- What?

266
00:19:33,561 --> 00:19:35,521
Be a gentleman, Cousin.
Just fucking tell her.

267
00:19:35,604 --> 00:19:37,189
- Tell her what?
- She can't be crying in here.

268
00:19:37,273 --> 00:19:39,024
- Should I say that?
- She cannot be crying in here.

269
00:19:39,108 --> 00:19:40,860
Impart that little gem
of fucking empathy, dude?

270
00:19:40,943 --> 00:19:42,027
She can't be crying here.

271
00:19:42,111 --> 00:19:44,113
You're a fucking barbarian.
Go cover the line.

272
00:19:44,196 --> 00:19:45,614
- Fak, can you help?
- Yeah.

273
00:19:45,698 --> 00:19:48,075
Yeah? Could you be of service
and just go help?

274
00:19:48,159 --> 00:19:49,201
Oh…

275
00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:06,969
Sandwich really that bad?

276
00:20:08,179 --> 00:20:11,182
Um, no. I'm… I'm just…

277
00:20:11,265 --> 00:20:12,266
I'm fine.

278
00:20:12,349 --> 00:20:13,350
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

279
00:20:14,101 --> 00:20:17,354
I don't know, 'cause I saw you before.

280
00:20:18,522 --> 00:20:20,107
It looked like you were crying.

281
00:20:21,025 --> 00:20:22,818
I don't think I was really crying.

282
00:20:22,902 --> 00:20:26,447
I don't know. You
looked like you were really crying to me.

283
00:20:26,530 --> 00:20:28,199
Yeah, but not, like, sobbing.

284
00:20:28,282 --> 00:20:30,284
Not sobbing?
All right, I'll give you that.

285
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:34,205
You weren't sobbing,
but I think you were crying.

286
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:38,292
Kinda.

287
00:20:40,878 --> 00:20:41,879
Bad day, huh?

288
00:20:43,047 --> 00:20:44,298
Worst.
Yeah.

289
00:20:45,090 --> 00:20:46,425
You?

290
00:20:47,051 --> 00:20:51,805
Um, I don't know. I'd say, like,
kind of normal, average shitty.

291
00:20:52,556 --> 00:20:54,600
Yeah, I know it.

292
00:20:54,683 --> 00:20:57,102
How crazy would it be if you, like,
didn't know it?

293
00:20:57,186 --> 00:21:00,022
You know? Like, if that…
if that wasn't the baseline.

294
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:02,233
Yeah, then I wouldn't be human.

295
00:21:02,316 --> 00:21:04,235
Exactly.

296
00:21:04,318 --> 00:21:05,319
Uh.

297
00:21:06,070 --> 00:21:07,488
Can I go first?

298
00:21:08,656 --> 00:21:09,990
Please. Yeah.
Yeah?

299
00:21:10,074 --> 00:21:11,825
All right. Sit?

300
00:21:11,909 --> 00:21:13,661
Sit. Yeah.
Yeah?

301
00:21:14,995 --> 00:21:18,999
We got this toilet back there that, like…
I mean, the thing's possessed.

302
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:22,086
It just keeps fucking exploding?

303
00:21:22,169 --> 00:21:25,172
It's like… It's like,
equal parts depressing and disgusting.

304
00:21:25,256 --> 00:21:27,758
And, like, all the floor around it
is totally rotting.

305
00:21:27,841 --> 00:21:29,093
So that's, like…

306
00:21:29,176 --> 00:21:30,970
I don't know. That's a solid number one.

307
00:21:31,053 --> 00:21:33,556
Number two is, uh, delivery company.

308
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:35,391
The delivery guy, he changed our terms.

309
00:21:35,474 --> 00:21:39,144
We went from a net 45 to a net 30
which just, like, sucks, you know?

310
00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:41,814
'Cause I was about to ask him
if we could move to a net 60.

311
00:21:41,897 --> 00:21:43,649
So instead of having
that lovely conversation,

312
00:21:43,732 --> 00:21:45,484
now we got to talk about a payment plan.

313
00:21:45,568 --> 00:21:47,486
And I guess number three on…

314
00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:51,574
Number three on just, like, sort of
a general, kinda, like, macro level,

315
00:21:51,657 --> 00:21:53,659
we just… we don't have
enough people working here.

316
00:21:53,742 --> 00:21:57,037
So, the people that are here are just
kind of getting shitty towards each other

317
00:21:57,121 --> 00:21:58,998
because we are, like,
constantly fucking rocked.

318
00:21:59,081 --> 00:22:03,586
So, like, I don't know,
the… the general vibe just sucks.

319
00:22:03,669 --> 00:22:05,921
And, yeah, I guess that makes me sad.

320
00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:09,967
Hmm. Is there a number four?

321
00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,135
Uh.

322
00:22:11,719 --> 00:22:13,721
I can't remember
the last time I went to bed.

323
00:22:13,804 --> 00:22:14,805
You know?

324
00:22:15,806 --> 00:22:17,558
How about, uh, you go?

325
00:22:20,936 --> 00:22:23,230
Uh, one, my landlord raised our rent…
Yeah.

326
00:22:23,314 --> 00:22:26,567
- …by, like, a lot, which is problematic.
- Okay.

327
00:22:26,650 --> 00:22:30,904
Two, my husband has been waiting
for a promotion for years

328
00:22:30,988 --> 00:22:32,239
that's probably not coming.

329
00:22:33,157 --> 00:22:35,743
Uh, three, I lost my job.

330
00:22:35,826 --> 00:22:40,080
Four, I've been applying for every job
in the city, and I can't get arrested.

331
00:22:41,415 --> 00:22:45,461
Five, I'm 46 years old.

332
00:22:48,088 --> 00:22:49,089
Oh, boy.

333
00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:50,591
Yeah.

334
00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:52,926
Is there a… there a number six?

335
00:22:55,763 --> 00:22:58,599
I also can't remember
the last time I went to bed.

336
00:22:58,682 --> 00:22:59,683
Yeah?

337
00:23:00,184 --> 00:23:03,437
All right. Well, you feel better?

338
00:23:04,855 --> 00:23:07,358
- Not really.
- Not even a little fucking bit.

339
00:23:08,817 --> 00:23:09,985
Yeah. Yeah.

340
00:23:10,486 --> 00:23:11,737
Well, we tried, right?

341
00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:12,821
Yeah.

342
00:23:17,534 --> 00:23:18,535
Check that out.

343
00:23:22,247 --> 00:23:23,499
What the hell is that?

344
00:23:23,582 --> 00:23:25,417
I have no idea.

345
00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:26,502
No, my, uh…

346
00:23:27,503 --> 00:23:30,673
my baby brother, he's… he's a chef.

347
00:23:30,756 --> 00:23:32,758
Oh, fancy.
Yeah.

348
00:23:32,841 --> 00:23:33,884
He's, um…

349
00:23:34,635 --> 00:23:35,636
He's the shit.

350
00:23:35,719 --> 00:23:36,720
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

351
00:23:37,471 --> 00:23:38,722
You, um…

352
00:23:38,806 --> 00:23:40,641
You ever know somebody who, like,

353
00:23:41,141 --> 00:23:43,644
knows exactly what it is in this world
that they wanna do?

354
00:23:43,727 --> 00:23:46,063
Like, fucking knows it,
and not only do they know it,

355
00:23:46,146 --> 00:23:48,148
but they're really fucking good at it.

356
00:23:48,232 --> 00:23:49,900
Mmm. That sounds like a dream.

357
00:23:49,983 --> 00:23:53,987
I'm telling you, I-I genuinely
really think that that is the dream.

358
00:23:56,323 --> 00:23:57,491
This a family business?

359
00:23:57,574 --> 00:23:58,575
Eh.

360
00:23:58,659 --> 00:24:00,911
You know, my… my old man, he opened it.

361
00:24:00,994 --> 00:24:02,663
He also ran it into the ground.

362
00:24:02,746 --> 00:24:06,208
He just, like,
has a giant stack of unpaid bills.

363
00:24:06,291 --> 00:24:08,085
He took one look and he split, you know?

364
00:24:08,168 --> 00:24:10,337
He hightailed it.
Ran for the hills, never came back.

365
00:24:10,421 --> 00:24:12,047
Mmm. They'll do that.

366
00:24:12,131 --> 00:24:13,132
What, bills?

367
00:24:13,215 --> 00:24:15,718
Dads.
Yeah. Amen to that.

368
00:24:16,552 --> 00:24:18,303
So, do you like the work?

369
00:24:18,387 --> 00:24:19,388
Um.

370
00:24:19,972 --> 00:24:22,474
I-I don't know. I mean, I…
I like the people.

371
00:24:23,517 --> 00:24:25,269
Okay, but do you like the work?

372
00:24:27,104 --> 00:24:29,940
I definitely do not like
never not being fucked.

373
00:24:30,023 --> 00:24:34,361
You know? I… I don't like that you gotta
make enough money every single day

374
00:24:34,445 --> 00:24:35,779
just to pay for yesterday.

375
00:24:35,863 --> 00:24:38,115
I don't like it when, uh…
you know, shit happens.

376
00:24:38,198 --> 00:24:41,201
The oven breaks
or the sewer line backs up.

377
00:24:41,285 --> 00:24:44,288
I don't like it when the delivery company
forgets fucking onions, you know?

378
00:24:44,371 --> 00:24:45,873
But, yeah. No, I do. I…

379
00:24:46,832 --> 00:24:49,334
I… I like the people, you know?

380
00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:50,836
Mmm.

381
00:24:51,378 --> 00:24:53,213
Then I guess that's why people do it.

382
00:24:53,297 --> 00:24:55,215
- Do what?
- Open restaurants.

383
00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:56,967
Eh.
Yeah?

384
00:24:57,050 --> 00:24:58,802
I don't know. I mean, I know it, like…

385
00:24:58,886 --> 00:25:00,387
I know it, like, sounds like bullshit,

386
00:25:00,471 --> 00:25:03,056
but I think that, like,
if you really consider,

387
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:04,516
you know, like, the-the…

388
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,518
the special moments,
you know, of your life…

389
00:25:06,602 --> 00:25:09,897
like celebrations, good times,
you know, cheer…

390
00:25:09,980 --> 00:25:14,026
I feel like, you know, they always happen
around food, you know?

391
00:25:14,109 --> 00:25:15,110
You believe that?

392
00:25:17,571 --> 00:25:20,574
Yeah. I… I think I am starting to.

393
00:25:21,074 --> 00:25:22,159
- Okay.
- Yeah.

394
00:25:22,659 --> 00:25:24,077
- Sure.
- Yeah.

395
00:25:26,038 --> 00:25:29,500
So if you could do anything,
what would be your dream job?

396
00:25:29,583 --> 00:25:32,127
Fuck. I… I don't know. You?

397
00:25:32,211 --> 00:25:34,880
I don't think I have a dream job.

398
00:25:34,963 --> 00:25:36,548
I'm not that good at anything, so…

399
00:25:36,632 --> 00:25:39,218
Yeah. I mean, I think I'm pretty good
at a lot of things,

400
00:25:39,301 --> 00:25:41,887
but I'm not, like,
stellar at any one thing.

401
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:43,639
I think that's most of us.
Yeah.

402
00:25:43,722 --> 00:25:45,766
I remember when I was a kid,
I went on this field trip.

403
00:25:45,849 --> 00:25:47,434
I don't remember what it was fucking for,

404
00:25:47,518 --> 00:25:49,520
but I remember we went into
this old building, you know?

405
00:25:49,603 --> 00:25:52,105
Like, beautiful. Like, proper art deco.

406
00:25:52,189 --> 00:25:55,692
And on every single floor it was, like,
a different business, you know?

407
00:25:55,776 --> 00:25:57,694
It was all official.

408
00:25:57,778 --> 00:26:02,366
You know, people working in suits
and dresses and, like, doing their thing.

409
00:26:02,449 --> 00:26:04,076
And…

410
00:26:04,159 --> 00:26:08,163
I remember thinking, like, this building,
it's like a building of dreams, you know?

411
00:26:08,247 --> 00:26:09,748
What kind of dreams?

412
00:26:09,832 --> 00:26:12,668
Well, if-if you think about,
like, every single one of those people,

413
00:26:12,751 --> 00:26:14,253
they had, like, one dream, right?

414
00:26:14,336 --> 00:26:18,090
And that led them to that building and
then to that floor and then to that job.

415
00:26:18,173 --> 00:26:20,133
And it was just, like… You know?

416
00:26:20,217 --> 00:26:22,636
Mmm. So it was inspiring.

417
00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:26,098
No. I mean, dude,
it was totally fucking depressing.

418
00:26:26,181 --> 00:26:28,141
- I mean, it killed me.
- How come?

419
00:26:28,225 --> 00:26:29,226
I just… I don't know.

420
00:26:29,309 --> 00:26:30,811
I mean, I'm a kid, and I'm there,

421
00:26:30,894 --> 00:26:33,730
and I'm like,
"Well, that shit ain't happening to me."

422
00:26:34,898 --> 00:26:35,899
You know, I knew…

423
00:26:36,483 --> 00:26:39,570
I knew I was gonna get,
like, skipped, you know?

424
00:26:39,653 --> 00:26:41,905
Like… I had shit to do, you know?

425
00:26:41,989 --> 00:26:44,658
I had people to take care of.
And I knew that, like…

426
00:26:45,826 --> 00:26:48,579
I don't know. Like,
that dream shit… Pfft, you know, just…

427
00:26:49,621 --> 00:26:51,915
You know, wasn't gonna happen to me.

428
00:27:00,841 --> 00:27:03,093
I was there for 15 years.

429
00:27:04,094 --> 00:27:05,762
At the place that fired me.

430
00:27:07,097 --> 00:27:08,307
That's brutal.

431
00:27:08,390 --> 00:27:10,309
Mmm. Brutal.

432
00:27:10,809 --> 00:27:13,312
And when I'm applying for all these jobs…
Yeah.

433
00:27:13,812 --> 00:27:15,480
…it's all kids. Right?

434
00:27:15,564 --> 00:27:16,815
They look like kids.

435
00:27:16,899 --> 00:27:18,567
Dude, is that not the fucking worst?

436
00:27:18,650 --> 00:27:19,651
Yeah.

437
00:27:19,735 --> 00:27:24,156
But also beautiful, you know?

438
00:27:24,239 --> 00:27:25,741
Why? How so?

439
00:27:25,824 --> 00:27:28,493
- They seem, like, hungry, you know?
- Yeah.

440
00:27:29,328 --> 00:27:30,329
And…

441
00:27:30,412 --> 00:27:34,499
And I was thinking to myself, like,
maybe I lost that in myself.

442
00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:35,751
- Yeah.
- You know?

443
00:27:35,834 --> 00:27:39,254
Like, I get anxious to pay the rent.

444
00:27:39,338 --> 00:27:42,925
Like, to pay for groceries,
like, real shit, right?

445
00:27:43,008 --> 00:27:48,513
And I was thinking it would be real easy
for me to get really angry at these kids.

446
00:27:48,597 --> 00:27:52,017
Like, "Fuck them kids.
They don't know shit."

447
00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:55,354
They haven't been through nothing,
they don't know real stress.

448
00:27:56,188 --> 00:27:59,107
But I'm also like…

449
00:28:01,109 --> 00:28:03,779
"I would give anything
to be one of them motherfuckers."

450
00:28:03,862 --> 00:28:06,073
Ah, dude.

451
00:28:06,156 --> 00:28:07,658
So fucking true.

452
00:28:07,741 --> 00:28:10,243
I'm jealous as fuck.

453
00:28:10,327 --> 00:28:11,578
Yo!

454
00:28:11,662 --> 00:28:14,164
Like, as fuck. Yeah.
Oh, shit.

455
00:28:14,247 --> 00:28:17,584
It's comedic how hard it's been…
Mmm.

456
00:28:17,668 --> 00:28:19,252
…for me to find anything, man.

457
00:28:19,336 --> 00:28:21,838
I'll clean a dish, I'll wash a floor.
Mmm.

458
00:28:22,547 --> 00:28:24,716
I'll sell some bullshit, you know?

459
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,052
I gotta cover this ass, right?

460
00:28:29,763 --> 00:28:31,515
I don't need to be inspired.

461
00:28:31,598 --> 00:28:34,434
I don't need to be impassioned.
I don't need to make magic.

462
00:28:34,518 --> 00:28:37,020
I don't need to save the world, you know?

463
00:28:37,854 --> 00:28:38,855
I just…

464
00:28:39,356 --> 00:28:42,359
I just wanna feed my kid, you know?

465
00:28:42,442 --> 00:28:43,610
Amen.

466
00:28:44,778 --> 00:28:46,279
Amen, man.

467
00:28:46,363 --> 00:28:48,365
Just give me a routine.

468
00:28:48,865 --> 00:28:49,866
I'm in.

469
00:28:54,705 --> 00:28:56,248
Okay. Uh.

470
00:28:57,165 --> 00:29:00,836
Listen, you-you might totally throw
that fucking sandwich in my face,

471
00:29:00,919 --> 00:29:03,422
and-and, like, have at it, all right?

472
00:29:03,505 --> 00:29:06,508
'Cause I'm just gonna say,
full disclosure, this place…

473
00:29:06,591 --> 00:29:08,593
Like, this fucking place, it sucks.

474
00:29:08,677 --> 00:29:12,014
Like, it sucks. It's, like, you go home,
and you fucking smell it, you know?

475
00:29:12,097 --> 00:29:13,348
And it's, like, insane.

476
00:29:13,432 --> 00:29:16,184
And there's so much fucking yelling here.

477
00:29:16,268 --> 00:29:19,855
But, I swear to you,
there are days that it is so much fun.

478
00:29:19,938 --> 00:29:21,189
Like, it is so much fun.

479
00:29:21,273 --> 00:29:23,900
And-And the pay is shit, right?

480
00:29:23,984 --> 00:29:26,987
But there are days we make a rack
of fucking tips, and it's like…

481
00:29:27,070 --> 00:29:29,906
- It feels fucking good, you know?
- Mm-hmm.

482
00:29:29,990 --> 00:29:30,991
So…

483
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,076
Uh…

484
00:29:34,953 --> 00:29:36,455
What are you asking me?

485
00:29:38,415 --> 00:29:39,916
I need a new line cook.

486
00:29:40,417 --> 00:29:41,418
Yeah?

487
00:29:41,501 --> 00:29:42,502
Yeah.

488
00:29:43,003 --> 00:29:46,006
I have an actual…
I have an actual résumé.

489
00:29:46,089 --> 00:29:47,758
What the fuck am I gonna do with a résumé?

490
00:29:47,841 --> 00:29:49,676
I'll go clean the toilet
with the fucking résumé.

491
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,511
I don't need a résumé. I talked to you.
Yo!

492
00:29:51,595 --> 00:29:53,638
What? You know? What do you think?
Yo, Cousin!

493
00:29:53,722 --> 00:29:55,390
Michael! Soda machine's fucked up again.

494
00:29:55,474 --> 00:29:56,808
Dude, I fucking heard you!

495
00:29:56,892 --> 00:29:58,769
Shut the fuck up!

496
00:29:59,269 --> 00:30:00,270
So you see that?

497
00:30:00,353 --> 00:30:02,314
It's basically like that, like,
all the fucking time.

498
00:30:02,397 --> 00:30:04,483
- Yo, Cousin, what did you say?
- For fuck's sake.

499
00:30:04,566 --> 00:30:06,485
Let me go deal
with this motherfucker, all right?

500
00:30:06,568 --> 00:30:08,612
Uh, look, thank you.
Think about it, all right?

501
00:30:08,695 --> 00:30:10,697
I'm Tina Marrero, by the way. Hey.

502
00:30:10,781 --> 00:30:12,199
Hey. Michael Berzatto.
Okay.

503
00:30:12,282 --> 00:30:13,283
And think…
Michael!

504
00:30:13,366 --> 00:30:15,619
I-I appreciated the conversation.
The soda, Michael.

505
00:30:15,702 --> 00:30:18,371
- Me too. Thank you, man.
- Like… Yeah. Enjoy your sandwich.

506
00:30:18,455 --> 00:30:20,123
- I will.
- Think about it. I'm right in there.

507
00:30:20,207 --> 00:30:22,709
- All right, Michael.
- Dude, honestly. Like, why?

508
00:30:22,793 --> 00:30:25,212
Dude… It's just the same shit, guys.

509
00:30:25,295 --> 00:30:27,798
- Just fucking use an indoor voice.
- Shit.

510
00:30:28,715 --> 00:30:29,800
I only have one.

511
00:30:30,300 --> 00:30:31,301
What?

512
00:30:34,262 --> 00:30:35,263
Mmm…

513
00:30:36,473 --> 00:30:37,933
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

514
00:31:05,252 --> 00:31:07,587
Mmm. Smells good.

515
00:31:07,671 --> 00:31:09,339
It's almost ready.

516
00:31:11,258 --> 00:31:12,259
How'd it go?

517
00:31:13,009 --> 00:31:14,010
Great.

518
00:31:14,761 --> 00:31:16,138
Nice.

