1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:10,344 So I tell him, "Yeah, sure, you can stay here 2 00:00:10,427 --> 00:00:12,095 while I'm gone over the weekend, 3 00:00:12,179 --> 00:00:15,015 but there can be no mischief." 4 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,850 "Of course," he says. 5 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,936 And I tell him how serious I am, right? 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,354 There can be no mischief. 7 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,606 And I tell him he has to water the plants. 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,734 I just think, you know, God forbid he does something crazy, 9 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:27,653 like I'm thinking he's going to. 10 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,240 "You have to water the plants," I tell him. 11 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:33,867 "You have to water this plant, absolutely this plant. 12 00:00:33,951 --> 00:00:36,161 It's an alocasia that belonged to our dead mother, 13 00:00:36,245 --> 00:00:40,082 and I'm the one that's been nursing it back to fucking health alone, right?" 14 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:42,209 And so, um, 15 00:00:43,794 --> 00:00:46,547 he promises me, you know, "Yeah, I'll take care of the plant." 16 00:00:46,630 --> 00:00:48,549 He's-He's explaining to me he's sober. 17 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:52,761 He's six months, three weeks, 14 days, eight hours sober. 18 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:55,347 He's my brother, and I love him. 19 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:57,933 I want to kill him. 20 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,769 And love him and kill him again. 21 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,649 I choose to believe him. 22 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:12,281 Yeah. 23 00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:15,075 And, you know, he looks at me like he's just a kid, and he says, 24 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:16,535 "Georgie, I love you. 25 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:18,787 I'm not gonna… …I'm gonna water the plants. 26 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:19,871 No mischief." 27 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:23,458 I believe him. 28 00:01:23,542 --> 00:01:25,085 I do. 29 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,503 Believe him. 30 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:30,299 And I'm gone three days. 31 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:34,928 Oh, my God. And when I get back, I open that door. 32 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:39,308 And, you know, a little mischief would have been one thing. 33 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,517 I mean, it was only mischief. 34 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,478 There are four people, naked, asleep on my couch. 35 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,814 None of them are my brother, by the way. 36 00:01:45,897 --> 00:01:47,441 Um, thank God, actually. 37 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:51,445 And, um, you know, there's beer bottles and burnt foil everywhere. 38 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,905 Cigarettes, throw up, which then he tells me, 39 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:56,074 "No, that was… that was there before." 40 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:00,120 I walk down my hallway, into my bedroom 41 00:02:00,203 --> 00:02:04,291 and there on my bed, ripped up everywhere are… 42 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,376 Actually not what you're probably thinking, 43 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:07,836 but ketchup packets. 44 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:12,591 Which is equally confusing as it is genuinely terrifying. 45 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:15,344 And, I'm… 46 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:19,348 You know, I'm heartbroken, and I'm nauseous and… 47 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:24,645 I'm really starting to panic because I think he's dead. 48 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,857 And I turn into my bathroom, 49 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,235 and there in the bathtub… 50 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,490 …he is fully clothed. 51 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,284 He is smoking a cigarette. 52 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:42,245 He's happy. 53 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,290 I mean, he's happy as I've ever seen him. 54 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:48,627 And I look at him, and I start to cry. 55 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,673 And, um… 56 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:57,386 …you know, he starts to sing this song which our mother used to love. 57 00:02:57,469 --> 00:02:59,721 It's a Doris Day song. It's called "Magic." 58 00:02:59,805 --> 00:03:02,307 Um, do you know it? It's, uh… 59 00:03:06,269 --> 00:03:07,270 Yeah. 60 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:10,816 And I'm staring at him, and he's singing, 61 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:15,278 and I sit on the toilet seat, and I just… 62 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:17,781 I mean, I just totally lose it. 63 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,410 And he comes over to me. 64 00:03:22,119 --> 00:03:24,830 He sits down at my feet, he looks up at me. 65 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:29,876 He says, "Georgie, don't worry. I watered the plants." 66 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,177 Thanks. 67 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:23,276 - Hey, baby. - Hi, hey. 68 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,197 Um, have you seen a, like, a big knife? 69 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,658 Oh, shit, you sound weird. 70 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:32,661 - Are you… Are you okay? - I am fine, I promise. 71 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,372 - Uh, sick day. - Okay, well, what do you need? 72 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:38,041 - Are you… - I'm fine. What do you need? 73 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:41,753 What does a big knife look like, other than a really big knife? 74 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,213 Nothing. I'll find it. 75 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,173 Original floors, so sick. 76 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:47,092 Radiant heating. I mean, come on. 77 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,677 Closets everywhere. 78 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,595 Got the master on the second floor. 79 00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,347 Uh, guest on the first. 80 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,599 Cute little kitch. I hope you guys like to cook. 81 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:59,646 Will you try this and be honest? 82 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:00,730 Of course I'll be honest. 83 00:08:00,814 --> 00:08:02,816 No, you'll be nice and bullshit me. 84 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:04,984 - I won't. - You will. 85 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:08,238 You will kiss my ass, as you should, 86 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:09,322 but not this time. 87 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,741 - Okay? - Okay. 88 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,535 - I won't. - Okay. 89 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,328 Mmm, color. 90 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:19,249 One of the easiest ways to spot the age of a wine is by its color. 91 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:20,333 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 92 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:23,837 It's the exact same shit. 93 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,473 You sound frazzled. 94 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,309 Yeah, well, I'm busy, you know. I'm just, like… I don't know. 95 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,394 I miss you. 96 00:08:39,477 --> 00:08:42,063 - Yes, I miss you too and you… I'm sorry. - You haven't called. 97 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,815 You haven't seen it, like, at all? 98 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,483 I wouldn't touch that shit. 99 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:46,776 This is a hip neighborhood. 100 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,778 There's a lot of skaters moving in, I think. 101 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,614 There's a lot of white kids with baggy pants moving in this neighborhood, 102 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,991 which is like… You know what I mean. 103 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,868 Which… That could be good, unfortunately. 104 00:09:07,005 --> 00:09:08,256 It sucks. 105 00:09:08,965 --> 00:09:10,675 - You're lying? - I'm lying. 106 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,470 Bitch. 107 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,445 Okay, I just, um… Feel better. Let me know if you need anything. 108 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,989 I gotta go find this thing. Sorry. 109 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,450 - Love you. - Bye. Yeah, you too. Bye. 110 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,745 Fuck. Fuck. Where the fuck is it? 111 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,497 My boy Sammy Fak did the floors. 112 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,540 Actually, hold on. I'm getting hit up right now. 113 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:45,168 Do you know what this address is? 114 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:52,884 Jesus Christ. 115 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,729 When did you get your real estate license? 116 00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:08,817 Uh, a few months ago while you were in Copenhagen with that hot guy. 117 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,318 What, are you jealous? 118 00:10:10,401 --> 00:10:13,154 No, I think it's cool that we have other friends. 119 00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,240 - Mmm. - I think that's healthy. 120 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,950 How many houses have you sold? 121 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,160 - Including this one? - Mm-hmm. 122 00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:21,496 One. 123 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,125 - You good? - Mm-hmm. 124 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,168 It feels small, right? 125 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:28,670 Yeah. 126 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,757 It's fucked up. I mean, it's crazy to think of just, like, you know, 127 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:36,553 all the good times and the life that was had in here. 128 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,346 Right? 129 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:40,223 Big time. 130 00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:43,977 You know what I think about a lot? 131 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,186 What's up? 132 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:49,482 Whenever you sell a house, it's always something bad. 133 00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:51,651 Think so? 134 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:53,194 Yeah, like… 135 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,614 Yeah, you run out of money, somebody dies, 136 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,491 you get divorced, you move out. 137 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,119 I mean, you could also say it's good. 138 00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,204 Like, I don't know. 139 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:07,041 You know, people have kids, people get married, 140 00:11:07,125 --> 00:11:09,169 people made money, they wanna buy something. 141 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:11,546 I never thought about that. 142 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,298 I know. 143 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,716 It's 'cause I'm wise. 144 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,302 That's why they call it moving. 145 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,015 Moving on. I don't know. 146 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,268 Like you moved on from design to real estate. 147 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,520 No, dog. This is a side hustle. 148 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,022 Design remains my passion. 149 00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,648 Don't at me. 150 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,859 All right. 151 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,202 This is it? 152 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,078 - This is it. - Beautiful. 153 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,205 Morning, chefs. 154 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,081 - What's up, Chuck? - Just crushed the living shit 155 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,333 out of an AA meeting. 156 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,376 What's up, chief? Charles DeValentino. 157 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,212 - Albert Schner. - Pleasure. 158 00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,672 What's this? We're gonna need some more bread. Cheech, you got bread? 159 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,007 Coming, guy. 160 00:11:56,507 --> 00:11:58,509 What's going on, my guy? Christopher Zucchero. 161 00:11:58,593 --> 00:11:59,677 Albert Schner. 162 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,846 Albert, you look a lot like this asshole I used to know. 163 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,681 - Was his name Albert? - Are you an asshole? 164 00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,267 - Depends on the day. - Let's go. 165 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,352 Yeah. 166 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,063 That's the team. 167 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,272 Just the three of you? 168 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,399 Yeah, one for prep, three for service. 169 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:17,153 Uh, one for breakdown and one more to prep for the next day. 170 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:20,073 So what I'm hearing is that you're getting six shifts 171 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,950 out of three workers. Am I hearing this right? 172 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,034 - No bullshit… - Correct. 173 00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,702 …I just drew a beautiful dick downstair… 174 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,204 How you doing? 175 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,164 - Bread truck's out front. - Bread truck's out front. 176 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,791 All right. 177 00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:31,376 You look good, dude. 178 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,460 Cucinelli? 179 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:35,505 I don't quite know how to take that. 180 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:36,589 Take it as a compliment. 181 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,383 - Teddy Fak. Yeah. - Yeah, Albert Schner. 182 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,968 - Nice to meet you, sir. - Yeah. 183 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,261 - Bread truck. Yeah. - Bread truck. 184 00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,304 - So… So you've seen the space. - Yeah. 185 00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:47,642 Um, um, the question I keep having is, I know there's room for growth, 186 00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,560 but I just can't seem to find it. 187 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,646 Um, I keep trying to think big. 188 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,731 You don't have to. 189 00:12:54,232 --> 00:12:55,566 - I don't? - No. No. 190 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:58,778 What has kept you in such great stead all these years? 191 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,113 I don't know. 192 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:01,572 Thinking small. 193 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:03,283 What do you mean? 194 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,993 Uh, look. Look at this place. 195 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,662 - What is it? What, 150 square feet? - Uh-huh. 196 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,498 Yeah, yeah. And there's no tables, there's no… there's no servers. 197 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:13,334 You don't even have baskets for the sandwiches, which is good, by the way, 198 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,420 because you don't have to spend all that time and money, 199 00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:16,671 you know, cleaning it up. 200 00:13:16,754 --> 00:13:20,425 And you are either meeting or exceeding last year's numbers. 201 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,509 And why? 202 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,636 Because you think small. 203 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:27,598 Think small, big money. 204 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:30,310 - Take notes. - Yeah. 205 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,145 Guys, I drew a beautiful dick downstairs. 206 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,229 Come check it out. 207 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,135 All right. Let's go, let's go. 208 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:08,014 If I make this, I'm not a complete total nightmare, 209 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,224 failure, baby-ass fucking bitch. 210 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,309 Okay. 211 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:13,394 In the hole. 212 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,021 Fuck. 213 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:23,362 Okay, best of three. 214 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:24,697 Here we go. 215 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:30,286 Tannins give newer wines astringency and structure. 216 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:34,082 Older wines are less astringent, smoother, silkier. 217 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,000 Okay. Okay. 218 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,629 If you don't make this, then… 219 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:46,469 then you're not a complete loser, baby-ass bitch, failure nightmare. 220 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,221 Yeah, okay. 221 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,934 Fuck me, man. Fuck. 222 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,602 Snapshots of time. 223 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,608 - He says to Richie… - That's fucking cool. 224 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,860 - I love you. - I love you too. 225 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:05,321 Oh, yeah, baby! Yeah! 226 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:08,199 He fucking says that to Bill Murray because he's afraid… 227 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,625 Yo, Chef. 228 00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:19,544 - Hey, Chef. - Hey. 229 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,130 - I got you. - Thanks. 230 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,385 This is it? 231 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:28,970 This is all we can afford, Jeff. 232 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,597 Yikes. 233 00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,849 Yeah, yikes. 234 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:36,352 I would never tell you how to do your job, Chef. 235 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,854 Ever, never, ever. 236 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,689 And you know I trust you. 237 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:44,443 But this week it's two components, and we barely got enough… 238 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:47,655 - Right. - …barely, to get through tonight. 239 00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:50,950 We keep going like this, next week it's gonna be down to one component. 240 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:56,664 And you do you, but I can't help but wonder if we just made it consistent. 241 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:58,291 - Yeah, we could stretch it out. - Yes. 242 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,960 And I… I've eaten every dish, and they're all excellent. 243 00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:02,920 You hear me? 244 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,381 Excellent, Chef. 245 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,676 And-And if we could just make the same thing, 246 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:12,096 then we'd get better and better, and we could get faster and faster. 247 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,223 And-And I know I've only been doing this for five years 248 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:19,020 and I don't pretend to know anything, but I-I can feel you chasing something. 249 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:23,608 I can feel you fixating on something, and I think that's cool, 250 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:28,446 I think we all have goals, but I just wanted you to hear something out loud. 251 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,282 What's that? 252 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,993 You da shit, baby. 253 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,121 You got nothing to prove. 254 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,001 The shit. 255 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,337 All right. 256 00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:12,657 - Yo. - Yo. 257 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:14,825 Good? 258 00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,702 - I think we just sold my mom's house. - Yeah? 259 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:17,787 - Mmm. - All right. 260 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,414 - Put one on the board for Chester. - Sold it to the first person too. 261 00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:22,708 Feel good? 262 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,378 Yeah. 263 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,714 All right. You wanna tell me about that? 264 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,759 Dehydrated pear with violet caramel. 265 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,970 Nice. What's the green? 266 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,054 Shiso. 267 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,349 Ah. Looks familiar. Is it ready? 268 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,684 You tell me. 269 00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:41,060 Okay. 270 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:58,160 It's beautiful. 271 00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:01,163 You would fuck with that for the rest of your life if you could. 272 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,332 - You missed a part. - What? 273 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,591 Where'd you get that from? 274 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:13,759 Legerdemain. 275 00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:16,804 Mmm. 276 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,649 What do you think? 277 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,069 I think it's going out tonight. 278 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,322 I don't know, Carm. I think I might need some more time. 279 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,740 No. Nonnegotiables. 280 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,368 Pick up's gonna be a bitch, though. 281 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,162 - Dude, I didn't even think about that. - Yeah. 282 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:42,955 It's a good thing I got you some firepower. 283 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,457 What kind? 284 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,958 - Corner. - New stage. 285 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,126 Which stage? 286 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,046 Oh, shit. 287 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,839 Chef. 288 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,133 I thought you said you was gonna get some help. 289 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,844 - Yo, Chef. Hit that. - Yeah? 290 00:18:56,927 --> 00:18:57,928 Yeah. 291 00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,152 Fuck you. 292 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,197 - Bravo. - All right. 293 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:18,574 - You remember the drill? - Think so. 294 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,659 Yeah? Try to keep up? 295 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:20,868 Fuck you too, Chef. 296 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,799 I have two words for you: real estate agent. 297 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,093 That's three words. 298 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,638 Look, you have a brilliant concept here. 299 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:43,182 A simple, delicious, brilliant concept. 300 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:46,560 But have we reached… …the ceiling for opportunity here? 301 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,145 No, no, you haven't. 302 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:52,566 I've got one word for you: mini franchise. 303 00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,610 - Are you saying we should open another… - Yes, yes. 304 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,487 That is exactly what I'm saying. 305 00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,240 Expansion through replication. 306 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,243 I don't know if the Berzatto family… 307 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,412 Eb, are you kidding me? They're gonna love it. 308 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:07,289 You know… Look, you keep the family feel. 309 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,874 You go slow, one shop at a time. 310 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,335 That way you can ensure quality control, 311 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:16,215 and, you know, if you do this right, uh, you could be bigger than Arby's. 312 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,592 I don't know. 313 00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,053 Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 314 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,930 And, you know, when you hit it big, you know, 315 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,057 maybe you'll think about, uh, Old Albert here 316 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,560 and, uh, cut him in for a little piece of the pie. 317 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,353 Uh, in this case, beef. 318 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,230 We have the beefs. 319 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:34,150 See? You're already thinking like a… like an ad agent. 320 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,276 I'm loving it. 321 00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,570 Well, no, that… You can't use that. See, that's McDonald's. 322 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:38,696 Da, da, da, da, da. 323 00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,156 Yeah, that's McDonald's. I'm lovin' it. 324 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,283 - Eat fresh. - Well, see, that's Subway. 325 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,034 - 7-Eleven? - What are you saying to me? 326 00:20:44,118 --> 00:20:45,453 You're just naming stores now? 327 00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:46,537 Oh. 328 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:48,706 Okay, excuse me. 329 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,040 Busted. 330 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,417 What… What are you doing here? 331 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:52,877 Um, 332 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,797 I, uh, found myself staying a bit longer in Chicago… 333 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,924 …and I also heard this restaurant isn't bad. 334 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:02,720 Oh, did you hear, though, that they for sure can't afford you? 335 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,181 Oh. You can afford a stage. 336 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:10,102 Okay. Well, that is very kind, but I… I feel kind of bad. 337 00:21:10,186 --> 00:21:12,855 Just 'cause, like, you're gonna be shelling peas for me 338 00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,148 for the next three weeks. 339 00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,609 - Oh, I thought, um… - Yeah. 340 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,944 I was told I was gonna get to work on some chives. 341 00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,196 - Is that… - Chives? 342 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,114 - Some chives. Yeah. - Yeah, no chives. 343 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:24,074 No chives for you. No. 344 00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,367 It's just, I… 345 00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,119 Look, I'm just not sure you're there yet. 346 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,204 You know what I mean? 347 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:29,330 T-To work on chives? 348 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:32,541 Sorry. That's crazy how that is fully two syllables when you say that. 349 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,960 Wait, how's… how's this, right? 350 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:38,547 I'm a… I'm a… I'm a stage in Chicago. 351 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:40,508 - Wow, I have chills down my spine. - Chives. 352 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:41,842 I wanna chop chives. 353 00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:43,260 - This is awful. - Is that not good? 354 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:45,262 - It's… - All right. Give me some time. 355 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,223 - Oh, yeah. No. For sure. - I'm a stage. It's my first day. 356 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,351 Well, while you're sort of shelling the peas, you can practice in the corner. 357 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,270 Just so I know ahead of time, what hot closet are you gonna lock me in? 358 00:21:53,354 --> 00:21:55,856 Oh, the one, uh, where we ferment the fish. 359 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:58,025 Well, thanks so much. This has been a pleasure. 360 00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:00,319 Uh, I'll see you upstairs. 361 00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,071 I'll be the guy chopping chives. 362 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,031 - Oof! Oof. - Chives. Chives. 363 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,825 - No bueno. - Chicago chives. 364 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,118 - Just bad. Just all around bad. - Okay, I'm going. I'm going. 365 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,286 Okay, bye. 366 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,045 Hey, look alive. 367 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,551 Um, reservations are okay, you know. 368 00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,886 Uh, review hasn't killed us yet. 369 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:29,139 Honestly, the review made the restaurant sound not boring. 370 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:32,226 Who made that? 371 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:35,855 Chef Carmen. Fucking dumb. 372 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:39,316 It's excellent. I like people that set expectations. 373 00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,318 Great. 374 00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:46,949 - Hey. Morning, Chef. Uh… - Hey. Morning. 375 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,368 - I opened up the… - I wanted to talk to you about a, uh… 376 00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,911 - I… - Sorry, I was… 377 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,538 - All right. Just pause. - Okay. Yeah. 378 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:54,123 You… You go. Sorry. 379 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,583 No, um… 380 00:22:58,752 --> 00:22:59,879 These are repeats. 381 00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:00,963 Yes. 382 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,340 These are, like, 383 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,051 all repeats. 384 00:23:06,844 --> 00:23:08,637 Yeah, I was gonna talk to you about that. 385 00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,390 Feeling alive, are you? 386 00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,684 I don't look it? 387 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,604 You look like you're about to stand on that chair 388 00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,689 and let out a bloodcurdling "fuck." 389 00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:22,693 Yeah. Maybe if I stand on a chair and yell, I can inspire people. 390 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:23,903 Inspire people to what? 391 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,323 Inspire them to… 392 00:23:33,037 --> 00:23:38,876 At The Beef Stand, you walked in and that place was fucking rocking. 393 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:43,213 All right? It was alive, and you were part of it, and it was a fucking vibe in there. 394 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:45,299 You know what I'm saying? 395 00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:47,760 So what do you got? 396 00:23:55,225 --> 00:23:58,854 Oh, God. Nah. Uh-uh. Nothing. 397 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:02,107 What… What is this? 398 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:03,442 It's a set menu. 399 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:05,527 The greatest hits from the last couple of months, 400 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:08,155 so we have six dishes plus Marcus's desserts. 401 00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:12,284 Okay. And when you change your mind… 402 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:13,369 I won't. 403 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,331 Am I supposed to believe you? You… 404 00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:19,792 You change your mind. Y-You change the menu. 405 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:23,629 Yes. I-I changed the menu to challenge myself, and that wasn't fair. 406 00:24:24,505 --> 00:24:26,548 All right? It was selfish. 407 00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,051 It didn't make anything better. 408 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,263 I know that. 409 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:40,187 - I'm not great with consistency. - Yeah, clearly. 410 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,358 But me neither. So… 411 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:48,320 I'm sorry, Syd. 412 00:24:51,949 --> 00:24:52,950 Can I ask you something? 413 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:54,994 Yeah, shoot. 414 00:24:56,787 --> 00:24:57,788 Okay. 415 00:24:58,539 --> 00:25:01,250 My daughter wanted this, like, really expensive teddy bear, 416 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:03,210 so I told her no. Okay? 417 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,420 Someone else bought it for her? 418 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,755 - Stepdad. - Ooh. 419 00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,716 - That's a crime. Mm-hmm. - Right? 420 00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:11,760 - It's a felony. - Yeah. Yeah, it's illegal in many states. 421 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,887 Who's the stepdad? 422 00:25:14,596 --> 00:25:15,723 Frank. 423 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,474 Who's Frank? 424 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:21,478 - Nice. - Oof. 425 00:25:21,562 --> 00:25:23,063 That sucks. 426 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:26,358 We've got Luca now. You know, with Marcus. 427 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,235 So if we get in the shit, we, uh… 428 00:25:28,318 --> 00:25:29,319 We move him. 429 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,738 Right. 430 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:32,406 And then three more dishes, and we are… 431 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,074 We're home. 432 00:25:34,158 --> 00:25:35,159 Right. 433 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,453 You still stuck on the lamb? 434 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:39,913 Forever, it seems. Yeah. 435 00:25:41,331 --> 00:25:42,750 What's that pin? 436 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,919 - Oh, checkered flag. - You race? 437 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,671 Sometimes. 438 00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,924 Dad's. Detroit IndyCar 1992. 439 00:25:51,008 --> 00:25:53,635 - Okay. He drive? - Mm-hmm. 440 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,471 Nope. 441 00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,015 Got it. 442 00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:02,311 Also, I-I want to make sure this is a-a two-way street, you know? 443 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:04,271 I-I know you've wanted to talk to me, 444 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,357 and I-I wanna give you the space to… to do that. 445 00:26:07,441 --> 00:26:11,111 Okay. Yeah. Well… Kinda two things. 446 00:26:11,195 --> 00:26:12,196 Okay. 447 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:15,949 The first is that I lost my cleaver. 448 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:19,203 And it's just very annoying. 449 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,370 You-You need a cleaver? 450 00:26:20,454 --> 00:26:22,414 Maybe. Yeah. I don't know. 451 00:26:22,498 --> 00:26:24,166 - We'll get you a cleaver. - Yeah. No. For sure. 452 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,626 Okay. 453 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,503 Chef Carmen's your cousin? 454 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,421 - No. - Oh, but Natalie is. 455 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:30,589 Also, no. 456 00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:32,508 Got it. 457 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:35,010 What's, uh… What's two? 458 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,932 There's an updated agreement? 459 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:43,852 Yeah. Um… 460 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:51,527 Okay. We, uh… We redrafted a couple of terms. 461 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,988 And I really… I think this is gonna be really good. 462 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,157 You know, for everybody. 463 00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:59,451 But there was one thing 464 00:26:59,535 --> 00:27:01,870 I wanted to explain to you, and, um… 465 00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:05,582 - Hi. - Hi. 466 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:08,418 Baby. There's a baby. 467 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:13,382 Sweetie, these are the Bears. 468 00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:16,718 Don't know who you are. 469 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,846 - Uh, I'm Luca. - Natalie. 470 00:27:18,929 --> 00:27:20,639 I thought Richie wasn't gonna hire anyone else. 471 00:27:20,722 --> 00:27:22,307 - No, he's a stage. - I'm a stage. 472 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:24,476 Stage. Wonderful. 473 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,562 - She's little. So little. - She's little. 474 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,398 She's, like, cuter than I thought she'd be at this point. 475 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:30,941 - Thanks. - Yeah. 476 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,819 And quiet. Very quiet. 477 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,362 - Mm-hmm. - What's her name? 478 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,989 Sophie. 479 00:27:37,072 --> 00:27:38,949 - Sophie Berzatto. - No, she's a Katinsky. 480 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,075 Okay. 481 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:42,035 Shut the fuck up, Faks. 482 00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,328 Okay. 483 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:45,330 Sophie, that's Marcus. 484 00:27:46,248 --> 00:27:48,250 - You want to hold her? - Sure. 485 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,419 - Can we hold her? - No, sweethearts. 486 00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:52,379 Okay. 487 00:27:56,425 --> 00:27:58,302 There he is. That's Marcus. 488 00:27:58,385 --> 00:27:59,386 What do you think? 489 00:27:59,469 --> 00:28:02,347 Think we're best friends now. 490 00:28:02,431 --> 00:28:03,974 Are you gonna smile? 491 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,934 Are you gonna smile at Marcus? 492 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:10,647 Aw, God. 493 00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,232 That's some eye contact. 494 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:16,820 Is that Computer's clock? 495 00:28:16,904 --> 00:28:18,363 It's fucking horrifying. 496 00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:23,076 So, who are Stevie and Michelle related to? 497 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,411 Okay. We're not there yet. 498 00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,579 Oh, shit. 499 00:28:26,997 --> 00:28:27,998 Oh. 500 00:28:29,499 --> 00:28:31,501 - Oh. I missed you too. - I missed you. 501 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:32,794 Where's my fucking niece? 502 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:34,671 Uh, she's out there with Marcus. 503 00:28:34,755 --> 00:28:35,797 - All right. - Go check her out. 504 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:37,424 Who wants to melt some provolone 505 00:28:37,507 --> 00:28:39,718 - on a fucking baby right now? - Okay… 506 00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:41,136 Hi, I'm Natalie. 507 00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:43,138 Jessica. I work here now. 508 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:44,723 Oh. 509 00:28:44,806 --> 00:28:46,183 - Hey, Richie? - Yeah? 510 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:48,226 - Stop fucking hiring people. - I did. 511 00:28:48,310 --> 00:28:50,312 - Hey. Morning. I'm Rene. - Rene. 512 00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:51,855 - Garrett. - Garrett. 513 00:28:52,439 --> 00:28:54,399 Guessing you two also work here now. 514 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,151 They also work here now. 515 00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:59,446 Got it. Any other new stages or hires? 516 00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:00,906 Not to my knowledge. 517 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,908 Should we call you Sugar? 518 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,159 - Natalie. - Okay. 519 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,869 - Yeah. Good. - Yeah. 520 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:10,415 You know, this is a surprisingly formative period in a person's life. 521 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,626 It's good for her to be around me and you. 522 00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:17,422 You know, absorb some skills, take an interest in productivity. 523 00:29:18,215 --> 00:29:19,633 That's right, Sophie. 524 00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:22,928 You don't look at Chef Carmen, you'll develop a refrigerator complex. 525 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,847 - Don't talk shit to me through the baby. - Don't swear in front of the baby. 526 00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:27,683 No. I'll talk shit right to your face. 527 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,434 - Okay. Or do. I don't care anymore. - Kid's a new ally. 528 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:32,312 Teaching her about the perils of antisocial behavior. 529 00:29:32,396 --> 00:29:34,064 This number keeps calling me. 530 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:35,315 I'm gonna take it. 531 00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,366 - I really like babies. - No, no, no, no, no. 532 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:46,368 - Sug said I could hold it too. - She said we could hold her. 533 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,245 - That's a lie. - It's not a lie. 534 00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,788 - That's a fucking lie. - It's not. Faks don't lie. 535 00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:50,872 Yeah. 536 00:29:56,211 --> 00:29:59,798 Yeah. Hi, uh, this number called me a few times. I… 537 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:02,467 Yes, this is she. 538 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:08,807 Okay. 539 00:30:13,311 --> 00:30:14,312 Okay. 540 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,984 Uh, yes. Thank you. 541 00:30:26,783 --> 00:30:29,286 Hey, Syd. Um… 542 00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,163 Hey, I'm sorry we didn't get to finish. I, uh… 543 00:30:31,246 --> 00:30:33,790 Um… Um… 544 00:30:33,874 --> 00:30:35,042 - My, um… - What? 545 00:30:35,125 --> 00:30:36,293 Uh, that was, um… 546 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:39,463 My dad had a heart attack. 547 00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:42,132 - Oh, my God. - He's in the hospital, 548 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:46,178 and I don't… I don't know… I don't know what to, uh, to do. 549 00:30:46,261 --> 00:30:47,721 - What do… What do I do? - Yeah. No. It's okay. 550 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:48,847 We're gonna get you in the van. 551 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:52,100 We're gonna get you the van, and, um, I'm gonna… I'm gonna go with you. Okay? 552 00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:54,436 - No. Um… No. Um… - Yeah. 553 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:56,563 - I'll go with you. - No, no, no. Stay, please. Um… 554 00:30:56,646 --> 00:30:59,399 - You can… The potatoes are in the oven. - Yeah, I got that. 555 00:30:59,483 --> 00:31:02,444 - I got it. I got it. Yeah. - Yeah. I can go by… I can go by myself. 556 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,781 - You sure? - Yeah. I-I wanna… Um, yeah. Yeah. 557 00:31:06,573 --> 00:31:08,742 - Um… - I… I, uh… 558 00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:11,912 He had a heart attack? 559 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:13,830 Yeah. 560 00:31:17,084 --> 00:31:18,376 Please don't tell anyone. 561 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,005 - Okay. - Okay. 562 00:31:22,089 --> 00:31:23,090 Let's get you the keys. 563 00:31:23,173 --> 00:31:24,508 - Yeah. Okay. - I got you. I got you.