1 00:00:26,030 --> 00:00:32,278 Out of the way, grandpa. I got a major withdrawal to make. 2 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,131 Oh! 3 00:00:35,133 --> 00:00:41,158 > What do you have that's nonfat with less than 3% sugar? > Napkins. 4 00:00:41,160 --> 00:00:44,299 What about you, kid? 5 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:48,979 > I'm about to go rocky road. 6 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:55,486 > Hit it. 7 00:00:59,014 --> 00:01:04,077 > Your cash request has been denied. 8 00:01:17,413 --> 00:01:20,360 > Ohh! Unh! 9 00:01:20,362 --> 00:01:23,053 > Where do you think you're going? 10 00:01:23,055 --> 00:01:24,624 Good work, Ben. > Oh, yeah. 11 00:01:24,626 --> 00:01:27,540 I'm ready for anything. Bring it on. 12 00:01:27,542 --> 00:01:28,535 What's next? 13 00:01:28,537 --> 00:01:29,977 > We're heading off to see 14 00:01:29,979 --> 00:01:32,125 your Aunt Vera for the weekend. 15 00:01:32,127 --> 00:01:35,682 > Aw, boring old aunt Vera? 16 00:02:36,813 --> 00:02:40,402 > When aunt vera said she wanted to move away from it 17 00:02:40,404 --> 00:02:41,972 all, she really meant it. 18 00:02:41,974 --> 00:02:44,472 > Oh, man. This summer was supposed to be 19 00:02:44,474 --> 00:02:46,908 About f-u-n, not hanging out in 20 00:02:46,910 --> 00:02:48,287 some old lady's place. 21 00:02:48,289 --> 00:02:49,889 > I like aunt Vera. 22 00:02:49,891 --> 00:02:51,877 > Duh. That's because you act like 23 00:02:51,879 --> 00:02:54,505 you're 100 years old. 24 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,973 > It's been years since I've seen max and the kids. 25 00:02:56,975 --> 00:02:59,762 I'm not sure I'll even recognize them. 26 00:02:59,764 --> 00:03:01,686 Stop by and say hello. 27 00:03:01,688 --> 00:03:06,494 > I'd like that. 28 00:03:12,266 --> 00:03:14,668 Ohh! Help me-mm- 29 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:17,585 > This is gonna be so boring. 30 00:03:17,587 --> 00:03:20,406 Their idea of excitement in this place is probably watching 31 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:22,810 the grass grow. 32 00:03:25,216 --> 00:03:30,503 Whoa! Did you see that? 33 00:03:30,505 --> 00:03:31,625 > See what? 34 00:03:31,627 --> 00:03:33,099 The heat must be frying that 35 00:03:33,101 --> 00:03:39,221 pea-sized brain of yours. 36 00:03:39,223 --> 00:03:40,953 > Seriously, why do old people 37 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:45,921 have to live where it's so hot? 38 00:03:45,923 --> 00:03:47,428 Hey! 39 00:03:47,430 --> 00:03:48,550 > Ha ha ha! 40 00:03:48,552 --> 00:03:52,140 Ha ha ha! 41 00:03:55,155 --> 00:03:56,564 > Huh, they really make you 42 00:03:56,566 --> 00:03:58,295 feel welcome here. 43 00:03:58,297 --> 00:03:59,993 > Just watch your cheeks. 44 00:03:59,995 --> 00:04:01,917 Vera's a pincher. 45 00:04:01,919 --> 00:04:05,795 > Max. > Vera. 46 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:09,674 > I can't believe you're finally here. 47 00:04:09,676 --> 00:04:11,821 And look at you two. 48 00:04:11,823 --> 00:04:14,418 So grown up! 49 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:18,073 > Ow. 50 00:04:18,074 --> 00:04:19,226 > Ow. 51 00:04:19,228 --> 00:04:19,996 > Come on in. 52 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:24,035 I can't wait to chew the fat with all of you. 53 00:04:29,166 --> 00:04:32,882 > Ugh. Why do old people's houses always smell like somebody's 54 00:04:32,883 --> 00:04:35,639 cooking socks or something? 55 00:04:35,641 --> 00:04:38,747 > Oh, Vera, this is delicious. 56 00:04:38,749 --> 00:04:40,383 Now, what are these brown 57 00:04:40,384 --> 00:04:41,825 chunks in the mold? 58 00:04:41,827 --> 00:04:43,107 > Pork chops. 59 00:04:43,109 --> 00:04:44,710 And the white parts are 60 00:04:44,712 --> 00:04:46,505 cauliflower. 61 00:04:46,507 --> 00:04:49,358 So, Ben, what have you been doing so far this summer? 62 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,954 > Dealing with alien life forms. 63 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:54,743 > Oh, you. 64 00:04:59,874 --> 00:05:04,200 > Aunt vera, is that a stuffed red-billed north american chickadee? 65 00:05:04,202 --> 00:05:06,700 > Ohh! How perceptive, Gwen. 66 00:05:06,701 --> 00:05:08,270 And did you know the song of 67 00:05:08,272 --> 00:05:09,970 the red-billed north american 68 00:05:09,972 --> 00:05:11,476 chickadee is actually... 69 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:14,232 > a call indicating alarm or 70 00:05:14,234 --> 00:05:18,625 excitement? 71 00:05:18,626 --> 00:05:20,580 > I am totally stuffed. 72 00:05:20,581 --> 00:05:24,138 > Ben, would you like some candy? 73 00:05:24,140 --> 00:05:29,587 > Now we're talking. 74 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:30,517 Ugh! 75 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:32,696 Coffee as a candy? 76 00:05:32,698 --> 00:05:35,485 Is this some kind of joke? 77 00:05:35,486 --> 00:05:40,325 I need to use the bathroom. 78 00:05:40,327 --> 00:05:42,153 It's attack of the old people. 79 00:05:42,155 --> 00:05:45,230 I got to get out of here. 80 00:06:04,176 --> 00:06:07,123 > And this one is a Valentiana. 81 00:06:07,125 --> 00:06:11,034 Can you hear the ocean? 82 00:06:11,036 --> 00:06:12,156 > Loser. 83 00:06:12,158 --> 00:06:15,746 Loser. 84 00:06:15,748 --> 00:06:18,502 Ha ha ha! 85 00:06:18,504 --> 00:06:19,561 > Ben? 86 00:06:19,563 --> 00:06:21,131 > See you. 87 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:25,458 Wouldn't want to be you. 88 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,607 There has to be something fun 89 00:06:27,608 --> 00:06:31,965 to do around here. 90 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:34,979 Hello. 91 00:06:40,782 --> 00:06:45,557 Mm. Apple pie. 92 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,404 Ecch. No way. 93 00:06:54,406 --> 00:06:58,058 Ninja old people. 94 00:07:13,062 --> 00:07:18,413 Wonder what Mr. Friendly's up to. 95 00:07:30,468 --> 00:07:32,870 This place just keeps getting 96 00:07:32,872 --> 00:07:36,524 Weirder by the minute. 97 00:08:06,465 --> 00:08:09,316 Aah! 98 00:08:16,242 --> 00:08:18,196 I didn't see your face suddenly 99 00:08:18,198 --> 00:08:20,055 pop on the back of your head. 100 00:08:20,057 --> 00:08:21,337 I swear. 101 00:08:21,339 --> 00:08:24,895 What kind of vitamins are these freaky old people taking? 102 00:08:24,897 --> 00:08:26,657 Come on. 103 00:08:34,577 --> 00:08:37,429 Let me go! 104 00:08:46,758 --> 00:08:48,712 > Fore! 105 00:08:57,112 --> 00:09:00,861 No! 106 00:09:16,729 --> 00:09:18,715 Aah! 107 00:09:24,326 --> 00:09:29,677 Ok. What just happened here? 108 00:09:29,904 --> 00:09:31,313 Grandpa, Gwen! 109 00:09:31,314 --> 00:09:34,518 > Shh. Your Aunt Vera's in bed. 110 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,384 > Seriously? 111 00:09:35,386 --> 00:09:37,756 It's, like, only 6:30. Never mind. 112 00:09:37,758 --> 00:09:39,615 Listen. This whole place is way 113 00:09:39,617 --> 00:09:40,929 creepier than I thought. 114 00:09:40,931 --> 00:09:44,327 First, this old lady runs up a wall and then munches a fly. 115 00:09:44,329 --> 00:09:45,481 Then Marty, that weird 116 00:09:45,483 --> 00:09:47,212 next-door neighbor, is an E.T. 117 00:09:47,214 --> 00:09:48,238 Or something with a face in the 118 00:09:48,240 --> 00:09:50,898 Back of his head and these long, sticky arms, and this body 119 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,078 that oozed right through this gate, and- 120 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:56,059 > Ben, you snuck out. Aunt Vera was hurt. 121 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:57,918 > Eh, she's old. She'll forget. 122 00:09:57,920 --> 00:10:00,899 Ok. I say I go four arms, and we check out Marty's apartment. 123 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,880 > Well, maybe we should do Some investigating, 124 00:10:03,882 --> 00:10:05,195 but you stay as you are. 125 00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:10,195 Us old fogies don't forget as much as you think. 126 00:10:11,094 --> 00:10:14,105 > You know, ever since you've had that watch, you're like a 127 00:10:14,107 --> 00:10:16,318 magnet for the weird. 128 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,273 > You're right. 129 00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:20,837 > Very funny. 130 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:26,800 > Hello? Anyone home? 131 00:10:51,099 --> 00:10:54,880 > Well, nothing here seems out of whack. 132 00:10:54,882 --> 00:11:00,617 > Except for what he rolled up in his rug that was right here. 133 00:11:01,164 --> 00:11:02,285 > You two sleep well. 134 00:11:02,286 --> 00:11:05,779 I'll be in the guest room if you need me. 135 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:09,048 > But, Grandpa- > There's nothing more we can do tonight. 136 00:11:09,050 --> 00:11:10,683 I'm going for an early walk in 137 00:11:10,685 --> 00:11:12,606 the morning, but once I'm back, 138 00:11:12,608 --> 00:11:14,497 we'll check things out again. 139 00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:17,542 Now, get some rest. 140 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,454 > Prune juice, prune juice, 141 00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:33,377 And, oh, what a surprise, 142 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,756 more prune juice. 143 00:11:34,758 --> 00:11:36,326 Why does it seem old people 144 00:11:36,328 --> 00:11:38,154 were always old? 145 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:41,006 > Morning, Aunt Vera. How'd you sleep? 146 00:11:41,008 --> 00:11:43,058 > Just fine. 147 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:45,462 How about you? 148 00:11:45,464 --> 00:11:47,578 > Fine, Aunt Vera. 149 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:52,482 > I made you some coffee. 150 00:11:52,484 --> 00:11:54,469 Sorry! 151 00:11:54,471 --> 00:11:55,335 > Clean it up! 152 00:11:55,336 --> 00:11:58,957 Clean it up right now! 153 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,746 > I'm sorry. 154 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,843 > Where did your grandfather go? 155 00:12:06,845 --> 00:12:09,888 > He said he was going for an early walk. 156 00:12:09,890 --> 00:12:12,196 > Well, behave yourselves. 157 00:12:12,197 --> 00:12:16,106 I'll be back soon. 158 00:12:16,108 --> 00:12:18,126 > She's totally one of them. 159 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:19,152 > One of what? 160 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:21,011 > Whatever's possessing these old people. 161 00:12:21,013 --> 00:12:22,485 Something or someone's got to 162 00:12:22,487 --> 00:12:27,711 Aunt vera and who knows how many other of the fossils around here. 163 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:39,154 > So, where we headed, Sherlock? 164 00:12:39,348 --> 00:12:43,353 > We need to get to that trapdoor by the dumpster. 165 00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:50,951 > Is the food supply ready for transport? 166 00:12:50,952 --> 00:12:54,091 > The pods are in the final stages of gestation. 167 00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:55,887 What about the young ones? 168 00:12:55,888 --> 00:12:56,848 > Too chewy. 169 00:12:56,850 --> 00:12:58,291 They need to age more before 170 00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,470 they get nice and tender. 171 00:13:00,472 --> 00:13:02,426 > I'm not talking about eating. 172 00:13:02,428 --> 00:13:05,984 The boy suspects too much. 173 00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:10,086 > It's right over there. 174 00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:14,286 > Just follow the disgusting smell. 175 00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:22,685 Duck! 176 00:13:22,687 --> 00:13:25,473 > Run! 177 00:13:29,706 --> 00:13:31,724 > Guys, what's going on? 178 00:13:31,726 --> 00:13:33,070 > They're everywhere! 179 00:13:33,072 --> 00:13:35,378 > I know. Come here. 180 00:13:35,380 --> 00:13:37,173 I'll protect you. 181 00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:40,091 > Let's get out of here. 182 00:13:48,426 --> 00:13:52,335 > Oh, this is not good. 183 00:13:59,261 --> 00:14:01,503 No! 184 00:14:05,864 --> 00:14:08,266 > Come on. The trapdoor. 185 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:18,332 > Unh! 186 00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:46,155 > Got it. 187 00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:47,406 That's scary. 188 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:50,291 I'm starting to speak mutt. 189 00:15:01,511 --> 00:15:04,683 Whoa! 190 00:15:08,243 --> 00:15:13,530 Does the expression "look" "before you leap" mean anything to you? 191 00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:21,095 Move it! 192 00:15:29,912 --> 00:15:34,590 These tunnels must go under the whole complex. 193 00:15:40,330 --> 00:15:42,829 Aah! 194 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,774 > You wouldn't want to hurt 195 00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:09,851 old Grandpa Max, now, would you? 196 00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:16,390 > Hey, short, dumb, and hairy, 197 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,922 rule one, he's not Grandpa. 198 00:16:18,923 --> 00:16:20,589 He's an alien freak. 199 00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:25,173 And that leads to rule two, which is we kick alien butt. 200 00:16:33,894 --> 00:16:36,072 What? 201 00:16:36,074 --> 00:16:39,180 Whoa! You don't come with seat belts! 202 00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:42,835 Remember? 203 00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:45,655 Look out! 204 00:16:51,684 --> 00:16:53,638 Hey, freak show, what do I look 205 00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,298 like, a crash-test dummy? 206 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,446 > Listen. I don't know what it is, but I 207 00:16:58,448 --> 00:17:02,003 picked up some kind of scent in Here. 208 00:17:10,468 --> 00:17:12,871 > It's like everyone in retirement village has been 209 00:17:12,873 --> 00:17:16,524 podded up. 210 00:17:16,526 --> 00:17:21,205 > Grandpa. 211 00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:24,859 > Oh, I was out for a walk, 212 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:27,807 and then, oh, I can't remember 213 00:17:27,809 --> 00:17:31,078 what happened next. 214 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:36,719 > I wouldn't do that if I were you. 215 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:38,418 > Well, you're not me. 216 00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:41,687 > Not yet I'm not. 217 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,419 >You can fill me in later. 218 00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:56,465 > Look what's back here. 219 00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:57,618 > Their ship. 220 00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:01,562 > They found it. We can't let them out. 221 00:18:01,564 --> 00:18:02,555 > Get the pods on board. 222 00:18:02,557 --> 00:18:05,536 They've been marinating long enough. 223 00:18:05,538 --> 00:18:07,587 > Marinating? 224 00:18:07,589 --> 00:18:10,249 > They've got Aunt Vera. 225 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:17,108 > You guys really burn me up. 226 00:18:28,457 --> 00:18:33,168 Now I'm going to return the favor. 227 00:18:38,459 --> 00:18:41,182 > Whatever you are, you just 228 00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:43,777 made a terrible mistake. 229 00:18:43,779 --> 00:18:47,624 Us limaxes live for the heat. 230 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:49,484 Why do you think we came to the 231 00:18:49,486 --> 00:18:52,369 desert in the summer? 232 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:36,636 > They hate water! 233 00:19:36,638 --> 00:19:38,944 Aunt vera when she was in the kitchen. 234 00:19:38,946 --> 00:19:42,790 > Or Marty when I was on the golf cart. 235 00:19:54,236 --> 00:19:57,857 See you, slime ball. 236 00:20:02,891 --> 00:20:07,538 > Sorry. There's no dry-thru service here. 237 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:38,342 We should put them all back in their condos so they'll think they never left. 238 00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:39,431 > That could take hours. 239 00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:45,810 > Give me a few minutes. I'll see if accelerate can help out. 240 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,215 > Don't be strangers. 241 00:20:48,217 --> 00:20:50,491 > We won't. > Bye, Aunt Vera. 242 00:20:50,493 --> 00:20:53,985 > Bye, dear. Oh, this is for the road. 243 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:56,582 Ben told me how much you liked 244 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:57,511 my gelatin mold. 245 00:20:57,512 --> 00:20:59,722 This one's lime with chunks of 246 00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,645 grouper and chickpeas. 247 00:21:01,647 --> 00:21:06,390 > Uh, thanks. 248 00:21:06,392 --> 00:21:09,755 > I'm sorry, Ben, if there wasn't enough excitement here 249 00:21:09,757 --> 00:21:12,801 for you. I hope you weren't bored to tears. 250 00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:15,974 > Actually, it turned out better than I thought. 251 00:21:15,976 --> 00:21:17,930 > I'm glad. 252 00:21:17,932 --> 00:21:20,526 Well, have fun on the road. 253 00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:22,482 > I will. 254 00:21:22,484 --> 00:21:24,822 > Oh, and, Ben, keep up the 255 00:21:24,824 --> 00:21:26,296 good work dealing with all 256 00:21:26,297 --> 00:21:29,245 those aliens you were telling me about. 257 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:37,194 > You're kidding, right? > Of course, dear.