1 00:00:27,129 --> 00:00:28,337 It's really messed up. 2 00:00:32,586 --> 00:00:37,096 Hey, hello. Habla English. Hey, are you the son? 3 00:00:37,723 --> 00:00:39,223 Grandson. 4 00:00:43,838 --> 00:00:46,439 - She hit him while driving. - My leg. 5 00:00:53,238 --> 00:00:55,615 The crazy old biznatch ran over my brother. 6 00:00:55,824 --> 00:00:59,702 It hurts so bad. It hurts so bad. It hurts so bad. 7 00:01:01,330 --> 00:01:03,247 - Look at that. - It's this one. 8 00:01:03,457 --> 00:01:06,584 She broke his leg, stood on the gas. That's a hit-and-run. 9 00:01:06,794 --> 00:01:08,836 She felonied me. That's a felony. 10 00:01:09,046 --> 00:01:12,381 - We got the whole thing right here. - Hold on. Let me talk to her. 11 00:01:12,591 --> 00:01:14,675 - Start talking. - Good. 12 00:01:17,721 --> 00:01:20,348 - He can't put pressure on it. - Need to lean on you. 13 00:01:21,809 --> 00:01:23,810 - Es muy mal for my leg-o. - Lean on this. 14 00:01:24,439 --> 00:01:26,649 No, man, it really hurts. 15 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:31,821 Dude. 16 00:01:36,281 --> 00:01:39,116 - Yes, sí, problema. - And now dos problemas. 17 00:01:39,326 --> 00:01:40,618 Dude. 18 00:01:45,999 --> 00:01:48,709 - I don't know what you're saying, man. - Dude. 19 00:01:48,919 --> 00:01:53,130 Dude, we got a real problem here. Yeah, sí, problema. 20 00:01:59,555 --> 00:02:01,931 What're you gonna do about this leg situation? 21 00:02:02,140 --> 00:02:05,810 - I really need a doctor. - Doctors ain't cheap, yo. It's gonna cost. 22 00:02:06,019 --> 00:02:09,272 Either you or her, somebody's gotta pay. 23 00:02:09,898 --> 00:02:10,940 You want money? 24 00:02:11,149 --> 00:02:12,650 - Yes. - Yeah, damn straight. 25 00:02:12,860 --> 00:02:16,571 Hit-and-run? It's no joke. What are the cops gonna say? 26 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:20,616 Cops? They coming? 27 00:02:22,327 --> 00:02:24,203 - Yeah, maybe. - That's up to you, man. 28 00:02:24,413 --> 00:02:28,040 - They could be looking at this tape. - It's all up to you. 29 00:02:31,879 --> 00:02:36,007 You called her biznatch? 30 00:02:36,216 --> 00:02:38,885 - I didn't... - Whatever. Hurry it up. I'm hurting. 31 00:02:39,094 --> 00:02:42,805 Show us the green, or la policia is gonna come and take Granny away. 32 00:02:43,015 --> 00:02:44,974 She's gonna go to jail. You want that? 33 00:02:45,183 --> 00:02:48,853 That's right. Play it smart. Okay, good. So let's talk dollar amounts. 34 00:02:49,062 --> 00:02:50,438 For what you did... 35 00:02:53,942 --> 00:02:55,192 No... 36 00:02:57,029 --> 00:02:58,404 Biznatch. 37 00:05:34,311 --> 00:05:36,937 Hey, get over here. 38 00:05:37,147 --> 00:05:39,273 Yeah, my abuelita's. 39 00:05:39,483 --> 00:05:42,818 Bring No-Doze, and tell Nacho to bring his van. 40 00:06:15,143 --> 00:06:18,562 Open up, officer of the court. Open up in the name of the law. 41 00:06:21,525 --> 00:06:23,526 Good afternoon, this... 42 00:06:29,449 --> 00:06:32,451 Showing hands. I'm relaxed. Okay? 43 00:06:33,245 --> 00:06:35,121 Non-threatening. 44 00:06:39,543 --> 00:06:42,044 You move, and you're dead. 45 00:06:43,463 --> 00:06:45,131 Got it. 46 00:06:47,008 --> 00:06:48,467 Seems to be a misunderstanding. 47 00:06:48,677 --> 00:06:51,595 Is there by any chance a Betsy Kettleman here? 48 00:06:51,805 --> 00:06:53,472 Not sure if this is a situation... 49 00:06:53,682 --> 00:06:56,142 where I should or should not look you in the eye. 50 00:06:56,351 --> 00:06:57,643 Now sit. 51 00:07:02,816 --> 00:07:06,652 Who are you? Are you with those red-headed scumbags? 52 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:09,530 My name's James McGill. I'm an attorney. 53 00:07:09,739 --> 00:07:14,326 I got a call from some clients, something about an accident. 54 00:07:14,536 --> 00:07:16,829 I did not get any details. 55 00:07:17,038 --> 00:07:20,541 When I saw skateboards in your front yard, I assumed they might... 56 00:08:13,094 --> 00:08:14,386 Talk. 57 00:08:15,096 --> 00:08:18,849 I'm gonna make an educated guess what happened here. 58 00:08:19,059 --> 00:08:21,644 My two clients, Frick and Frack, the mopheads... 59 00:08:21,853 --> 00:08:25,189 were in a simple traffic accident, a minor fender-bender. 60 00:08:25,398 --> 00:08:27,399 They were on the wrong side of the street... 61 00:08:27,609 --> 00:08:28,901 or didn't look both ways. 62 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:31,779 It could happen to anyone. 63 00:08:31,988 --> 00:08:35,241 My clients, exhibiting extremely poor judgment... 64 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:39,245 followed your grandmother to this delightful, well-tended home. 65 00:08:40,163 --> 00:08:44,917 Now, at this juncture, I am deducing that they said or did something... 66 00:08:45,126 --> 00:08:46,293 that crossed a line... 67 00:08:46,503 --> 00:08:50,172 and you, with some justification, you put them in their place. 68 00:08:51,591 --> 00:08:55,594 Based on the salsa stain there, could've gone a couple ways. 69 00:08:55,804 --> 00:09:00,432 The bottom line, not to be morbid, but if they're dead... 70 00:09:00,642 --> 00:09:03,269 I'm guessing that I'm... 71 00:09:05,981 --> 00:09:07,022 I'm gonna... 72 00:09:07,232 --> 00:09:10,567 Yeah, I'm gonna go with glass half-full here and say they're not. 73 00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:14,321 If they're still alive, why kill us? Because of a misunderstanding? 74 00:09:14,531 --> 00:09:18,659 Our own stupidity? Why mess up your lovely abuelita's place? 75 00:09:18,868 --> 00:09:22,705 Why jump to the nuclear option? See, I'm saying keep it simple. 76 00:09:22,914 --> 00:09:27,960 I will collect my moronic clients, and, poof, we are gone. 77 00:09:28,169 --> 00:09:32,423 Neither you nor your lovely abuelita will ever lay eyes on us ever again. 78 00:09:32,632 --> 00:09:36,093 Guaranteed. Signed, sealed, and delivered. 79 00:09:38,638 --> 00:09:42,099 Assuming, you know, that they're still breathing. 80 00:09:53,236 --> 00:09:55,446 You got a mouth on you. 81 00:09:56,614 --> 00:09:58,240 Thank you. 82 00:10:00,994 --> 00:10:02,578 Get up. 83 00:10:07,667 --> 00:10:09,752 - That way. - That way? 84 00:10:09,961 --> 00:10:12,588 Yeah, yeah, sure. Why not? 85 00:10:28,855 --> 00:10:32,775 So, I should cut them loose? 86 00:10:44,329 --> 00:10:46,663 - It was him! It was all his idea! - No, no, no! 87 00:10:46,873 --> 00:10:49,124 You shut up! 88 00:10:50,585 --> 00:10:52,878 - Say what? - He wanted to scam you. 89 00:10:53,088 --> 00:10:56,215 He said we could clear 2 grand easy. 90 00:10:59,636 --> 00:11:00,969 You punking me? 91 00:11:10,397 --> 00:11:13,273 Are you punking my abuelita? 92 00:11:13,483 --> 00:11:16,402 He hit his head, he doesn't know what he's saying. 93 00:11:26,121 --> 00:11:28,705 For what? 94 00:11:28,915 --> 00:11:31,834 For what are you getting 2 grand? 95 00:11:32,043 --> 00:11:33,961 It was for going after your grandma. 96 00:11:34,170 --> 00:11:36,922 For taking a header over her car, then for bracing her. 97 00:11:37,132 --> 00:11:39,716 It was him, I swear. It was the lawyer. 98 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:16,253 - Who are you? Why are you after me? - I can explain. 99 00:12:16,463 --> 00:12:19,882 You're gonna laugh, it's so... I'm a lawyer. Check my ID, okay? 100 00:12:20,091 --> 00:12:22,176 - I was running a scam... - On my abuelita? 101 00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:24,720 Not on your abuelita. Not on you. 102 00:12:24,929 --> 00:12:27,764 There's a woman named Betsy Kettleman. I mentioned her. 103 00:12:27,974 --> 00:12:31,059 Married to Craig Kettleman, treasurer of Bernalillo County. 104 00:12:31,269 --> 00:12:32,311 I wanted his business. 105 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:34,855 He stole a million and a half bucks from the county. 106 00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:38,317 He's gonna be indicted for embezzlement any day now. 107 00:12:38,526 --> 00:12:42,946 That's a good case for me. A lot of publicity. I'll get my name out. 108 00:12:43,156 --> 00:12:45,532 I thought if I had these two... 109 00:12:45,742 --> 00:12:48,410 run their little skateboard hustle on Mrs. Kettleman... 110 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:50,370 I could, you know, rescue her. 111 00:12:50,580 --> 00:12:53,916 Come in, throw oil on troubled waters, and get their business. 112 00:12:54,125 --> 00:12:58,128 That was the plan. But it turns out your lovely abuelita... 113 00:12:58,338 --> 00:13:02,674 she drives a car that is a whole lot like the Kettle-mobile. 114 00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:06,553 So these two geniuses ran their little stunt on the wrong one. 115 00:13:06,763 --> 00:13:08,597 So joke's on me. 116 00:13:09,474 --> 00:13:11,266 Simple as that. 117 00:13:18,691 --> 00:13:20,692 Where's he going? 118 00:13:21,861 --> 00:13:23,028 Talk to me, okay? 119 00:13:24,155 --> 00:13:27,699 Who do you think I am? What is he getting? 120 00:13:30,578 --> 00:13:32,287 I was running a scam to get a client. 121 00:13:32,497 --> 00:13:37,251 I made a mistake, that's all this is. Oh, jeez. 122 00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:39,294 You don't need... 123 00:13:40,838 --> 00:13:44,174 That's not... I'll talk, okay? 124 00:13:44,384 --> 00:13:46,677 Tell me what you want to know. 125 00:13:48,054 --> 00:13:50,264 Who do you think I am? 126 00:13:50,473 --> 00:13:51,890 Hey, use your words, okay? 127 00:13:54,018 --> 00:13:56,186 You know what I smell? 128 00:13:56,396 --> 00:13:58,480 I smell lies. 129 00:13:59,899 --> 00:14:03,652 - I smell pork. - No, that's not necessary. 130 00:14:03,861 --> 00:14:06,738 We know you're with the heat. The question is, who? 131 00:14:06,990 --> 00:14:09,992 - Local, FBI, DEA? - No, I'm a lawyer. 132 00:14:10,201 --> 00:14:12,869 Just reach in my pocket right now. Right there. 133 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:22,254 Truth. 134 00:14:25,049 --> 00:14:27,217 That is the truth! I'm a lawyer! 135 00:14:27,427 --> 00:14:29,303 Guys, I passed the bar! Ask me anything! 136 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:33,473 Not contract law... I'm down at the courts every day. 137 00:14:33,683 --> 00:14:36,852 People know me. I'm a known quantity. I am. 138 00:14:40,398 --> 00:14:43,150 I'm Special Agent Jeffrey Steele, FBI. 139 00:14:43,359 --> 00:14:46,194 - FBI? - FBI. I'm undercover, okay? 140 00:14:46,404 --> 00:14:51,491 You got me. I'm the tip of the spear. Releasing me would be the smart move. 141 00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:53,035 You hear that shit? 142 00:14:54,078 --> 00:14:56,955 I told you the business was too good. 143 00:14:57,749 --> 00:15:00,334 I knew it. I told you. 144 00:15:00,543 --> 00:15:02,085 Can I? 145 00:15:05,632 --> 00:15:11,261 - Okay, Special Agent Steele? - Jeffrey A. Steele. 146 00:15:11,471 --> 00:15:14,139 Okay, Agent Steele, what business are we in? 147 00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:16,725 - Business? - You're investigating us, right? 148 00:15:16,934 --> 00:15:18,935 For what? What did we do? 149 00:15:19,979 --> 00:15:21,480 What do we sell? 150 00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:24,024 - Drugs. - What kind of drugs? 151 00:15:25,902 --> 00:15:29,696 It's Title 21, Schedule II through Schedule V, including Part B. 152 00:15:29,906 --> 00:15:32,991 That's what we call them down at the Bureau. 153 00:15:33,201 --> 00:15:35,952 The task force is designated Operation Kingbreaker... 154 00:15:36,162 --> 00:15:39,831 Kingbreaker? That makes me the king! 155 00:15:41,918 --> 00:15:43,335 Can I? 156 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,174 All right. 157 00:15:51,469 --> 00:15:55,514 The next words out of your mouth ought to be the truth. 158 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:57,557 You understand? 159 00:15:59,644 --> 00:16:01,103 Who are you? 160 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:11,196 I'm James Morgan McGill, a lawyer trolling for business. That's the truth. 161 00:16:11,406 --> 00:16:15,367 - Now, you find a Bible, I'll swear on it. - What about Operation Kingbreaker? 162 00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:20,664 I made it up, okay? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know you. I don't want to. 163 00:16:20,873 --> 00:16:23,417 This was a mistake. 164 00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:25,377 It's my mistake. Okay? 165 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:29,339 I take full and complete responsibility, but... 166 00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:33,385 I don't know any of your names, and I got a bad case of face blindness. 167 00:16:33,594 --> 00:16:35,762 You let us go, we'll forget this happened. 168 00:16:35,972 --> 00:16:38,473 Guys, we're gonna forget, right? Nod your heads. 169 00:16:38,683 --> 00:16:40,350 Okay. 170 00:16:40,727 --> 00:16:43,520 So if you'd just let us go... 171 00:16:43,730 --> 00:16:47,691 I just... We wanna just go home. 172 00:17:01,789 --> 00:17:03,665 I say cut him loose. 173 00:17:05,001 --> 00:17:08,503 He said he was FBI. He admitted it. 174 00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:12,883 You had your wire cutters on him. He would've said anything. 175 00:17:13,092 --> 00:17:15,927 You really see the FBI hiring those two flaquitos? 176 00:17:18,848 --> 00:17:20,474 Maybe. 177 00:17:22,769 --> 00:17:26,605 Croaking a lawyer for no reason is bad business. 178 00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:29,024 He goes away, someone's gonna look for him. 179 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:31,943 They walked into my house. 180 00:17:32,153 --> 00:17:35,071 They disrespected my abuelita. 181 00:17:35,281 --> 00:17:39,951 They called her biznatch and they just walk? 182 00:17:47,376 --> 00:17:49,377 What about the lawyer? 183 00:17:51,923 --> 00:17:54,257 He's giving respect. 184 00:17:57,011 --> 00:17:58,220 Okay. 185 00:18:04,519 --> 00:18:09,898 James M. McGill, a lawyer you can trust. 186 00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:16,112 I know how to find you, James McGill. 187 00:18:17,073 --> 00:18:19,950 - Understand what I'm saying? - Yeah. 188 00:18:29,335 --> 00:18:30,919 Up. 189 00:18:34,674 --> 00:18:36,424 Okay? 190 00:18:38,052 --> 00:18:40,428 Take him back to his car. 191 00:18:41,472 --> 00:18:46,393 Thank you. This is good. This is right. Thank you. 192 00:18:46,602 --> 00:18:48,103 Come on. 193 00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:51,273 What about them? 194 00:18:51,482 --> 00:18:52,983 - Come on. - Yeah, right. 195 00:18:53,192 --> 00:18:56,278 - Come on. - Yeah, right. 196 00:19:04,954 --> 00:19:06,997 - Where you going? - Can I say something? 197 00:19:07,206 --> 00:19:09,165 - Where you going? - Can you let them go? 198 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,960 - Just let them go. - Are you stupid? 199 00:19:12,169 --> 00:19:14,963 They don't deserve to die. I put them up to it. 200 00:19:15,172 --> 00:19:17,674 I don't deserve to die, but they don't either. 201 00:19:18,342 --> 00:19:20,510 I'm gonna skin them like javelinas! 202 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:25,974 Forget about them! They're insects! Hey, think about their mother. 203 00:19:28,561 --> 00:19:30,645 I spit on their mama! 204 00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:33,940 She is a sweet little lady. She's a widow. 205 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:38,445 She works hard, all day, every day, just like her mother before her... 206 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:42,908 from dawn till dusk, scrubbing the floors of rich people. 207 00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:44,993 She needs a cane to walk, you know. 208 00:19:45,202 --> 00:19:49,039 She's got arthritis, and still she works every day. 209 00:19:49,248 --> 00:19:54,210 What? For herself? No, for them. For these two. 210 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:56,421 Her boys, they're apples of her eye. 211 00:19:56,631 --> 00:20:02,260 You say they don't deserve her? Maybe so. But they're all she's got. 212 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:05,180 Now, you turn them inside out... 213 00:20:05,389 --> 00:20:07,641 I want you to think about what happens to her. 214 00:20:07,850 --> 00:20:10,352 That's on them. They should've thought about that. 215 00:20:10,561 --> 00:20:13,897 When I was at your abuelita's place, you were gonna let them go. 216 00:20:14,106 --> 00:20:17,359 The way I see it, that's because you're tough, but you're fair. 217 00:20:17,568 --> 00:20:19,861 You're all about justice. 218 00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:22,030 That's what I'm saying. 219 00:20:23,157 --> 00:20:26,493 - Justice. - These two shit-for-brains, big-mouths? 220 00:20:26,702 --> 00:20:29,120 You already beat the living hell out of them. 221 00:20:29,330 --> 00:20:31,665 You think they'll ever forget today? Never. 222 00:20:31,874 --> 00:20:35,377 Ten years from now, they're still gonna be crapping their Jockeys. 223 00:20:35,586 --> 00:20:38,463 - It's not enough. - Okay, okay. 224 00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:41,633 Then let's talk proportionality. They're guilty. 225 00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:47,138 Agreed. Now you have to decide, what's the right sentence? 226 00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:53,228 - Like a judge. - Like a judge. 227 00:20:53,437 --> 00:20:55,230 Ever hear of the Code of Hammurabi? 228 00:20:55,439 --> 00:20:58,108 Let the punishment fit the crime? Eye for an eye? 229 00:20:58,317 --> 00:21:00,485 Eye for an eye. 230 00:21:00,695 --> 00:21:02,737 - You want me to blind them. - No, no. 231 00:21:02,947 --> 00:21:07,242 - All they did was trash-talk. - So I cut their tongues out! 232 00:21:07,451 --> 00:21:13,832 Wait. See, I'm advising that you make the punishment fit the crime. 233 00:21:14,917 --> 00:21:17,252 Punishment fit the crime. 234 00:21:17,461 --> 00:21:19,379 Colombian neckties. 235 00:21:19,588 --> 00:21:24,509 I cut their throats, and then I pull their lying tongues through the slits! 236 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:28,430 - Biznatch! - Or you could give them black eyes. 237 00:21:28,639 --> 00:21:32,934 Black eyes? That ain't nothing. 238 00:21:33,144 --> 00:21:36,730 That one there, holmes? He already got a black eye, fool. 239 00:21:43,029 --> 00:21:46,489 Stop helping. 240 00:21:46,699 --> 00:21:49,451 Or you could sprain their ankles. 241 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,619 - Sprain? - They're skateboarders, right? 242 00:21:51,829 --> 00:21:53,913 That's how they run their scam. 243 00:21:54,123 --> 00:21:58,043 They can't skate, you hit them where they live. 244 00:21:58,252 --> 00:22:00,962 I ain't spraining nothing, bitch. 245 00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:04,299 I'm gonna break their arms, then I'm gonna break their legs. 246 00:22:04,508 --> 00:22:07,135 Arms? When did we get onto arms? 247 00:22:07,344 --> 00:22:09,054 I'm cutting their legs off. 248 00:22:09,263 --> 00:22:13,141 We could go that way, but we were talking about breaking. 249 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:17,103 - We're heading in the wrong direction. - Okay. 250 00:22:19,231 --> 00:22:21,733 - Break their legs. - How many legs? 251 00:22:21,942 --> 00:22:26,154 - Two. They got two legs. - One leg each. 252 00:22:26,363 --> 00:22:27,989 One leg each? 253 00:22:29,992 --> 00:22:33,745 One leg each. Total of two legs. 254 00:22:33,954 --> 00:22:38,124 Hey, look, they can't skateboard for six months... 255 00:22:38,334 --> 00:22:40,251 and they're scared of you forever. 256 00:22:40,461 --> 00:22:44,047 You show everybody that you are the man, but that you're fair. 257 00:22:44,256 --> 00:22:46,424 That you're just. 258 00:22:56,936 --> 00:22:58,812 One leg each. 259 00:23:04,276 --> 00:23:06,945 That's tough, but it's fair. 260 00:23:08,864 --> 00:23:13,159 All right, lay them out! I ain't got all day! It's hotter than shit out here! 261 00:23:21,627 --> 00:23:24,838 Quit moving! You're only gonna make it worse! 262 00:23:29,385 --> 00:23:32,679 Look! Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah! 263 00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:36,015 He said he had a broken leg, now he's got one for real. 264 00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:39,936 You, tell your mama you're sorry, bitch. 265 00:23:40,146 --> 00:23:41,646 Other one. 266 00:23:41,856 --> 00:23:44,274 Hey, look, it's backwards. 267 00:23:48,445 --> 00:23:52,782 Check it out. I'm gonna do this one real clean. 268 00:24:00,249 --> 00:24:02,792 Walk home now, bitch! 269 00:24:03,002 --> 00:24:07,714 Shut up! Shut up! 270 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:32,238 Here you go. Here you go. Easy, easy. Save your breath. 271 00:24:32,448 --> 00:24:35,783 You are the worst lawyer! The worst lawyer ever! 272 00:24:35,993 --> 00:24:40,455 Hey, I just talked you down from a death sentence to six months' probation. 273 00:24:42,708 --> 00:24:45,084 I'm the best lawyer ever. 274 00:24:47,171 --> 00:24:48,796 Oh, my God! 275 00:26:41,285 --> 00:26:44,037 Could you...? Could you...? 276 00:26:44,246 --> 00:26:46,414 I'll be right back. 277 00:27:12,316 --> 00:27:14,359 Ground yourself? 278 00:27:20,574 --> 00:27:23,117 Jimmy, did you ground yourself? 279 00:27:40,844 --> 00:27:43,262 I don't think you grounded yourself. 280 00:27:48,352 --> 00:27:50,103 Jesus. 281 00:27:50,854 --> 00:27:53,606 Jimmy, you didn't drive like this, did you? 282 00:28:01,031 --> 00:28:03,116 Oh, no. 283 00:28:05,828 --> 00:28:09,831 No. I knew it. 284 00:29:49,515 --> 00:29:50,973 Chuck. 285 00:29:53,393 --> 00:29:55,019 Coffee? 286 00:29:56,230 --> 00:29:58,689 Yeah, thanks. 287 00:29:59,775 --> 00:30:02,693 - You're gonna have to take it black. - Out of milk? 288 00:30:06,323 --> 00:30:07,532 Sorry. 289 00:30:23,298 --> 00:30:26,050 Why are you in that space blanket? 290 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,844 You brought your cell phone in here last night. 291 00:30:29,054 --> 00:30:31,097 It was in your pants pocket. 292 00:30:34,601 --> 00:30:36,686 Sorry about that. 293 00:30:38,272 --> 00:30:40,898 Where is it? 294 00:30:41,108 --> 00:30:43,276 Outside. I threw it out the door. 295 00:30:53,453 --> 00:30:55,204 How did I get here? 296 00:30:55,414 --> 00:30:58,749 Your car's not outside, so I'm assuming taxi. 297 00:31:03,213 --> 00:31:08,759 Right, the bartender wouldn't let me drive. 298 00:31:22,441 --> 00:31:24,900 Why are you in that space blanket? 299 00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:29,947 I told you, you brought your cell phone into my house. 300 00:31:34,578 --> 00:31:38,748 Chuck, did you...? 301 00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,875 Chuck, did you read this? 302 00:31:41,752 --> 00:31:43,336 Read what? 303 00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:48,049 This bill, did you read it? 304 00:31:48,258 --> 00:31:50,301 Emergency room bill. 305 00:31:50,510 --> 00:31:54,055 I may have glanced at it. It fell out of your pocket. 306 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,935 Hey, Chuck, listen. I know how this looks. 307 00:32:00,145 --> 00:32:03,856 I'm down to my last dime, and suddenly I'm paying for broken legs. 308 00:32:04,066 --> 00:32:08,861 But it's not that, I swear. 309 00:32:10,739 --> 00:32:15,242 This represents a good thing, ultimately. 310 00:32:15,452 --> 00:32:17,161 Okay. 311 00:32:17,371 --> 00:32:20,581 I'm not backsliding. This isn't Slipping Jimmy. 312 00:32:20,791 --> 00:32:22,124 Fine. 313 00:32:26,338 --> 00:32:29,423 Take off the space blanket, will you, please, Chuck? 314 00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:31,425 It helps. 315 00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:34,762 Take off the blanket. I didn't do anything wrong. 316 00:32:34,971 --> 00:32:38,349 It has nothing to do with that. It was your phone. 317 00:32:42,020 --> 00:32:44,689 Take off the space blanket. 318 00:32:46,775 --> 00:32:48,401 Why? 319 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,865 Take off the space blanket, Chuck. 320 00:32:55,075 --> 00:32:56,826 Come on. 321 00:32:57,035 --> 00:32:58,452 Take off the blanket. 322 00:33:10,882 --> 00:33:11,924 Thank you. 323 00:33:18,181 --> 00:33:19,682 Front yard? 324 00:33:23,437 --> 00:33:27,398 - Do you have any idea where it landed? - No. 325 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:54,675 No. 326 00:33:55,761 --> 00:33:57,178 No. 327 00:33:58,305 --> 00:34:00,181 No. 328 00:34:00,974 --> 00:34:02,349 No. 329 00:34:07,898 --> 00:34:11,776 No. No. No. 330 00:34:15,822 --> 00:34:17,281 What do you want? 331 00:34:18,325 --> 00:34:20,826 Not to starve to death. 332 00:34:22,370 --> 00:34:23,412 What do you say? 333 00:34:24,956 --> 00:34:26,916 You got something for me? 334 00:34:48,855 --> 00:34:51,357 It's showtime, folks. 335 00:35:06,498 --> 00:35:08,123 Clovis, lawyer. 336 00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,667 I'm gonna kill him. 337 00:35:09,876 --> 00:35:12,253 Your Honour, I'm sorry. I'll never do it again. 338 00:35:12,462 --> 00:35:13,963 - Say what? - Just... 339 00:35:14,172 --> 00:35:16,966 Your Honour, I'm very sorry, and I'll never do it again. 340 00:35:17,175 --> 00:35:20,886 Okay, Mr. Pearson. Up you go. All right. 341 00:35:23,723 --> 00:35:26,600 I told you a suit, remember? You want to look sharp. 342 00:35:26,810 --> 00:35:29,436 That's a loaner, okay? I need it back. Let's go. 343 00:35:29,646 --> 00:35:32,106 - Petty with a prior. - Kid took a slice of pizza. 344 00:35:32,315 --> 00:35:34,775 The parents are a train wreck. He was hungry. 345 00:35:34,985 --> 00:35:36,485 - Petty with a prior. - Come on. 346 00:35:46,872 --> 00:35:48,664 - You're light on stickers. - Come on. 347 00:35:48,874 --> 00:35:50,332 - Five dollars. - You serious? 348 00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:52,084 You got four, you need five. 349 00:35:52,294 --> 00:35:54,086 There's four 90-minute stickers. 350 00:35:54,296 --> 00:35:58,215 - You've been six hours, five minutes. - Takes ten minutes to walk down here. 351 00:35:58,425 --> 00:36:01,886 Five dollars, or you go get another sticker. 352 00:36:03,889 --> 00:36:05,931 This makes you feel real important, huh? 353 00:36:06,141 --> 00:36:08,601 Not enough stickers? More stickers? 354 00:36:14,608 --> 00:36:16,191 It's showtime, folks. 355 00:36:20,322 --> 00:36:21,488 It's showtime. 356 00:36:46,348 --> 00:36:49,558 - Petty with a prior. - Prior will stay on his sheet for life. 357 00:36:49,768 --> 00:36:51,977 Petty with a prior. 358 00:36:52,604 --> 00:36:55,439 - You're overcharging him. - Petty with a prior. 359 00:36:58,151 --> 00:37:00,861 That lady up there? She shorts me every time, okay? 360 00:37:01,071 --> 00:37:05,199 This is not a me problem, this is a you problem. 361 00:37:08,578 --> 00:37:11,163 It's showtime. 362 00:37:13,667 --> 00:37:14,917 It's from a movie. 363 00:37:23,259 --> 00:37:24,385 Hey! 364 00:37:26,638 --> 00:37:28,222 Okay, hold it. 365 00:37:32,227 --> 00:37:34,561 - Petty with a prior. - Misdemeanour shoplifting. 366 00:37:34,771 --> 00:37:36,855 - Petty with a prior. - Meet me halfway. 367 00:37:37,065 --> 00:37:39,066 - Petty, with a prior. - I can't do it. 368 00:37:39,275 --> 00:37:41,151 - Petty with a prior. - How about this? 369 00:37:41,361 --> 00:37:44,446 I plead the kid to the sheet. You give a continued sentence. 370 00:37:44,656 --> 00:37:47,616 He gets six months. He's still clean, file for dismissal. 371 00:37:47,826 --> 00:37:50,995 Come on. This is how you want to spend your time? 372 00:37:51,204 --> 00:37:53,205 You can have the rest of these. 373 00:38:05,176 --> 00:38:06,927 Berger, lawyer. 374 00:38:07,137 --> 00:38:09,638 Mr. Berger, we've met before, haven't we? 375 00:38:09,848 --> 00:38:12,599 Mr. Edison, like the inventor? I'm James McGill. 376 00:38:12,809 --> 00:38:13,892 I'll be your lawyer. 377 00:38:14,102 --> 00:38:16,603 Doesn't matter. Judge has gotta see your mother. 378 00:38:16,813 --> 00:38:19,732 Well, do you know anybody who looks like her? 379 00:38:19,941 --> 00:38:21,775 No, an uncle won't do it. 380 00:38:21,985 --> 00:38:26,280 Okay, so a fire was started. We all know that. 381 00:38:26,489 --> 00:38:28,824 Freezing, shivering, as she is now. 382 00:38:29,034 --> 00:38:31,660 In fact, wrote a book about it. 383 00:38:32,704 --> 00:38:34,621 To make some cookies. 384 00:38:34,831 --> 00:38:37,041 But because you... Given her this name... 385 00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:39,460 You can see that this man... 386 00:38:39,669 --> 00:38:40,878 Chose... 387 00:38:41,087 --> 00:38:43,213 A bonehead move. 388 00:39:00,315 --> 00:39:02,441 You're like a troll under a bridge. 389 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:05,569 You must have the stickers, or you won't pass. 390 00:39:05,779 --> 00:39:08,113 Troll alert here. Don't feed it. 391 00:39:22,796 --> 00:39:24,505 Ladies. 392 00:39:24,714 --> 00:39:26,131 Good evening, Ms. Nguyen. 393 00:39:26,341 --> 00:39:29,885 - No mail. - Hey, Vicki, Maggie. 394 00:40:06,214 --> 00:40:10,259 You have zero messages. 395 00:41:14,282 --> 00:41:15,449 - Customer. - What? 396 00:41:15,658 --> 00:41:17,451 For you, a customer. Waiting now. 397 00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:20,621 Sure, sure. Give me a minute. 398 00:41:46,564 --> 00:41:53,070 Welcome, welcome. My office is being painted. Excuse the temporary quarters. 399 00:41:55,323 --> 00:41:57,199 Cosy. 400 00:41:59,577 --> 00:42:01,370 Just me. 401 00:42:02,121 --> 00:42:04,122 Tuco freaked you out, huh? 402 00:42:05,917 --> 00:42:09,670 It's cool. He doesn't know I'm here. 403 00:42:24,018 --> 00:42:25,644 So... 404 00:42:26,562 --> 00:42:28,522 what can I do for you? 405 00:42:30,775 --> 00:42:34,486 I've been thinking about what you said out there in the desert. 406 00:42:34,696 --> 00:42:38,031 Those people you were trying to scam, how much did they steal? 407 00:42:40,326 --> 00:42:43,745 North of a million and a half bucks, I think. 408 00:42:43,955 --> 00:42:50,252 So, they have a million and a half bucks somewhere. 409 00:42:50,461 --> 00:42:51,586 In what, cash? 410 00:42:51,796 --> 00:42:56,341 I don't... Why are you asking me? 411 00:42:56,551 --> 00:42:58,468 I'm gonna rip them off. 412 00:43:01,222 --> 00:43:05,267 I like ripping off thieves. They can't go to the cops. They have no recourse. 413 00:43:07,270 --> 00:43:09,646 You point me at where they have their cash... 414 00:43:09,856 --> 00:43:13,400 I'll pay you... What do you call it? A finder's fee. 415 00:43:13,609 --> 00:43:16,695 Call it 10 percent, 100 large. 416 00:43:21,117 --> 00:43:23,327 Why would you come to me for that? 417 00:43:25,246 --> 00:43:29,082 You already tried ripping them off. I'm gonna finish what you started. 418 00:43:29,292 --> 00:43:32,753 I wasn't trying to rip them off. I just wanted their business. 419 00:43:32,962 --> 00:43:34,379 Okay. 420 00:43:36,299 --> 00:43:38,133 I don't know where their money is. 421 00:43:38,343 --> 00:43:40,260 Smart guy like you can figure it out. 422 00:43:40,470 --> 00:43:43,263 Find out what I need to know, nobody gets hurt. 423 00:43:43,473 --> 00:43:45,682 We rip them off, easy money. 424 00:43:45,892 --> 00:43:49,436 Look, I'm a lawyer, not a criminal. 425 00:43:54,025 --> 00:43:55,359 You are shitting me. 426 00:43:55,568 --> 00:43:57,361 I crossed a line. 427 00:43:57,570 --> 00:44:00,906 I made a mistake. I'm not doing that again. Not ever. 428 00:44:01,115 --> 00:44:07,621 I got between you and Tuco. Think you'd be here now if I kept my mouth shut? 429 00:44:07,830 --> 00:44:11,666 And I appreciate that. I owe you. 430 00:44:11,876 --> 00:44:15,837 And if you're ever in trouble, God forbid, legal trouble... 431 00:44:16,047 --> 00:44:19,966 I will be there 24/7 as a lawyer. 432 00:44:21,511 --> 00:44:24,888 - What's your angle? - No angle. 433 00:44:26,391 --> 00:44:30,060 And I'm not saying anything about this to anybody. 434 00:44:30,269 --> 00:44:32,771 As far as I'm concerned, you're a client... 435 00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:38,026 This is a consultation, and everything you just told me is privileged. 436 00:44:39,028 --> 00:44:40,654 You rat, you die. 437 00:44:40,863 --> 00:44:43,782 And that too. Yes. 438 00:45:06,514 --> 00:45:08,682 For when you figure out you're in the game. 439 00:45:08,891 --> 00:45:12,644 I'm not in the game, I promise.