1 00:00:02,156 --> 00:00:04,282 Works every... I'm telling you, every time. 2 00:00:04,491 --> 00:00:06,367 - Do it, try it. - No. What, right now? 3 00:00:06,577 --> 00:00:08,411 - Right here. - All right, all right. 4 00:00:09,663 --> 00:00:12,123 Kind of. Kind of that. Gotta work on it, bro. 5 00:00:12,332 --> 00:00:13,708 - All right, man. - Seriously. 6 00:00:13,917 --> 00:00:18,004 All right, bro, I'll work on it. But just tell me, when do you...? 7 00:00:18,213 --> 00:00:20,923 Right before the cork pops. Timing's important, but... 8 00:00:21,133 --> 00:00:23,092 But you don't do it, like, in her ear? 9 00:00:23,302 --> 00:00:27,054 No, you don't do it in her ear. It's a given you don't do it in her ear. 10 00:00:27,264 --> 00:00:29,682 - This is, like, scientifically proven. - Really? 11 00:00:29,892 --> 00:00:32,435 - Prehistoric stuff. It's like the medulla. - Crazy. 12 00:00:32,644 --> 00:00:33,770 - The wolf brain. - What? 13 00:00:33,979 --> 00:00:36,898 - It's primitive stuff. - Okay, let me try it again. 14 00:00:37,983 --> 00:00:39,734 Yeah! 15 00:00:40,152 --> 00:00:42,528 - Yeah? That's the wolf brain! - Nice. 16 00:00:44,156 --> 00:00:46,824 Man, this town sucks. 17 00:00:47,034 --> 00:00:50,661 Sorry, bro, I know it's yours and everything, but it's not even 2. 18 00:00:50,871 --> 00:00:53,414 Yeah, it does kind of suck. 19 00:00:53,624 --> 00:00:58,127 Hey, I know this after-hours place over... a couple blocks off Cermak. 20 00:00:58,337 --> 00:01:02,089 - You wanna hit it? Fucking hit it. - Hells, yeah. Let's do it. 21 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,969 That's what I'm talking about. 22 00:01:11,934 --> 00:01:13,351 Okay. 23 00:01:16,104 --> 00:01:18,523 - Not in her ear, right? - Right, not in her ear. 24 00:01:18,732 --> 00:01:21,150 Hey, bro, I never did catch your name. 25 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,070 - Saul. - Saul? 26 00:01:24,279 --> 00:01:26,364 S'all good, man. 27 00:01:26,573 --> 00:01:29,992 - Get it? - I do. All right, Saul. 28 00:01:30,828 --> 00:01:32,495 Hey, hey, brother, whoa. 29 00:01:32,704 --> 00:01:35,206 Check it out. What is that? 30 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,377 Holy shit. 31 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,255 There's gotta be at least a thousand bucks in here. 32 00:01:42,464 --> 00:01:44,423 Oh, my God, look at that. 33 00:01:44,633 --> 00:01:46,425 - Whose is it? - Mine. 34 00:01:46,635 --> 00:01:51,013 Hey, possession's like four-tenths of the what-do-you-call-it, bro. 35 00:01:51,223 --> 00:01:53,599 - Like, is there an ID or...? - Yeah. 36 00:01:55,936 --> 00:01:57,979 I don't know, some fat guy. 37 00:02:04,069 --> 00:02:06,195 I'm thinking that one. 38 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:10,867 Let's see. 39 00:02:23,463 --> 00:02:24,797 Jesus. 40 00:02:25,007 --> 00:02:26,299 Is he...? 41 00:02:26,508 --> 00:02:28,175 - What? - Is he...? 42 00:02:28,385 --> 00:02:29,969 I don't know. 43 00:02:46,737 --> 00:02:49,614 Hey. Hey, fella. You all right? 44 00:02:56,788 --> 00:02:58,497 Hey, buddy. 45 00:02:58,916 --> 00:03:00,082 Hey, would you answer me? 46 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:02,668 Hey, answer this, you butthole. 47 00:03:04,087 --> 00:03:06,714 - Butthole? What the hell? - Hey. 48 00:03:06,924 --> 00:03:08,424 Hey, bro, be nice, all right? 49 00:03:08,634 --> 00:03:11,135 This guy right here, he's trying to help you. 50 00:03:11,345 --> 00:03:14,388 Help yourself to some of this, you butthole. 51 00:03:14,598 --> 00:03:16,349 - Hey. - Hey, we're not buttholes. 52 00:03:16,558 --> 00:03:18,476 - All right? So stop saying that. - Yeah. 53 00:03:18,685 --> 00:03:21,729 Butt, butt, butthole 54 00:03:21,939 --> 00:03:24,440 Hey, man, what's your problem? 55 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:28,110 My problem is I'm standing here talking to a couple buttholes. 56 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:30,237 You're not standing, you fat bastard. 57 00:03:30,447 --> 00:03:32,156 You're laying on your fat ass. 58 00:03:32,366 --> 00:03:36,035 Hey, I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your heads. You think I won't? 59 00:03:36,244 --> 00:03:38,412 I'll come into the McDonald's where you work... 60 00:03:38,622 --> 00:03:41,916 I'll buy the whole damn place and I'll fire you. 61 00:03:42,125 --> 00:03:46,629 I'll say, drop your mops, you buttholes, because you're fired. 62 00:03:46,838 --> 00:03:52,343 And then I'll roundhouse-kick you right in your stupid heads. 63 00:03:52,552 --> 00:03:58,140 And then I'll go Jean-Claude Van Damme on you, you... 64 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:01,686 Butthole. 65 00:04:04,272 --> 00:04:06,232 I'm keeping the money. 66 00:04:06,858 --> 00:04:08,109 Here you go, fatty. 67 00:04:08,318 --> 00:04:11,195 I got dibs on that watch, man. 68 00:04:12,906 --> 00:04:14,615 I didn't see that. 69 00:04:17,995 --> 00:04:19,870 What kind is it? 70 00:04:22,249 --> 00:04:24,166 I don't know, it's just a watch. 71 00:04:24,376 --> 00:04:25,960 We gotta get out of here, man. 72 00:04:26,169 --> 00:04:27,837 What kind of watch is it? 73 00:04:28,046 --> 00:04:32,633 - It's... I don't know, it's... - Well, then let me look at it. 74 00:04:34,302 --> 00:04:36,887 - It's a damn Rolex. - I don't know. 75 00:04:37,097 --> 00:04:39,432 Not cool to be greedy, bro. Not cool. 76 00:04:39,641 --> 00:04:42,351 I didn't know what... 77 00:04:42,561 --> 00:04:46,480 So how do you wanna split this up? Tell you what. You keep the cash. 78 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:48,858 - I'll just keep the watch. - It's worth 3 grand. 79 00:04:49,067 --> 00:04:50,609 - What? - Three thousand, easy. 80 00:04:50,819 --> 00:04:52,903 - No. - Yeah. 81 00:04:53,113 --> 00:04:55,197 Hey, hey, hey. Come on, now. 82 00:04:55,407 --> 00:04:56,782 Let's figure this out. Gotta get out of here. 83 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,993 All right, you're right. You know what? 84 00:04:59,202 --> 00:05:01,370 I will sweeten the pot. 85 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:05,166 You got 5, 20, 40, 60, 80... Five hundred and eighty bucks. 86 00:05:05,375 --> 00:05:07,710 Add that to the thousand, it's more than half. 87 00:05:07,919 --> 00:05:11,005 What do you know about that thing? Is it worth more than 3? 88 00:05:11,214 --> 00:05:13,382 No, I don't know, but we're good, right? 89 00:05:13,592 --> 00:05:15,551 Yeah, we good? Okay? 90 00:05:15,761 --> 00:05:17,261 Well... 91 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:21,724 Later, sucker! 92 00:05:40,619 --> 00:05:42,328 Six left. 93 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:44,789 - Can we get more? - God, I hope so. 94 00:05:44,998 --> 00:05:48,584 It's like a license to print money. Thing of beauty. 95 00:05:48,794 --> 00:05:52,129 Hey, what was that crazy stuff about roundhouse kicks? 96 00:05:52,339 --> 00:05:54,298 - Where did you get that? - I don't know. 97 00:05:54,508 --> 00:05:57,301 Just something in my brain, you know? It just came out. 98 00:05:57,511 --> 00:05:59,637 - Too much? - No, I loved it. 99 00:05:59,846 --> 00:06:04,266 It was, like, deep or something. 100 00:06:04,559 --> 00:06:07,478 Wanna talk about brilliant, I mean... 101 00:06:07,687 --> 00:06:09,730 You're the man. Me, I'm just... 102 00:06:09,940 --> 00:06:12,483 I love watching you work. 103 00:06:14,945 --> 00:06:18,781 It's good for making beer money. That's about all. 104 00:06:45,308 --> 00:06:46,725 Please, no one has to know. 105 00:06:46,935 --> 00:06:49,186 You could just pretend you didn't find us. 106 00:06:49,396 --> 00:06:51,647 We would never tell anyone, would we, Craig? 107 00:06:51,857 --> 00:06:53,065 - No, absolutely not. - No. 108 00:06:53,275 --> 00:06:55,401 I already called your lawyer. 109 00:06:55,694 --> 00:07:00,614 Besides, this little family outing of yours has put an innocent man in jail. 110 00:07:01,032 --> 00:07:03,075 Cops are investigating this as a kidnapping. 111 00:07:03,285 --> 00:07:06,745 They already rounded up some poor suspect. 112 00:07:07,414 --> 00:07:09,165 A working-class guy. 113 00:07:09,374 --> 00:07:11,292 A father, I think. 114 00:07:11,501 --> 00:07:15,212 But anyway, you two, you almost ruined someone's life. 115 00:07:15,422 --> 00:07:17,423 Potentially several someones. 116 00:07:17,632 --> 00:07:18,883 We had no idea. 117 00:07:19,092 --> 00:07:21,927 Could this have been the person in the van? 118 00:07:22,762 --> 00:07:26,056 What if the man they arrested is the one we were warned about? 119 00:07:26,266 --> 00:07:28,851 Yeah, maybe he's not so innocent. 120 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:30,811 Warned? Warned how? 121 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:34,481 We had a phone call. Someone disguising their voice. 122 00:07:34,691 --> 00:07:36,275 They said someone was coming for us. 123 00:07:36,484 --> 00:07:38,444 And there was a van outside the house... 124 00:07:38,653 --> 00:07:41,280 as if whoever was inside was watching us. 125 00:07:41,489 --> 00:07:45,868 And once that drove off, we did what we did. 126 00:07:46,077 --> 00:07:47,286 - For the kids. - The kids. 127 00:07:47,495 --> 00:07:50,873 I wouldn't know about any of that, I just... 128 00:07:51,082 --> 00:07:54,210 I can assure you that you and your family are safe. 129 00:07:54,419 --> 00:07:57,546 - The police are all over this thing, so... - It doesn't matter. 130 00:07:57,756 --> 00:08:00,090 We can't just go back. 131 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:02,927 Our case. They'll crucify Craig. 132 00:08:04,179 --> 00:08:08,390 Can't you just call Ms. Wexler again? Tell her you didn't see us after all. 133 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,394 If they think I ran away, it'll look like I did something wrong. 134 00:08:12,604 --> 00:08:14,605 Yeah, and we can't risk losing everything... 135 00:08:14,814 --> 00:08:16,732 just because of some teensy mistake. 136 00:08:16,942 --> 00:08:18,275 Can I ask you something? 137 00:08:18,485 --> 00:08:20,569 What were you hoping would happen? 138 00:08:20,779 --> 00:08:23,656 I mean, before I found you, what were you planning to do? 139 00:08:23,865 --> 00:08:26,408 Well, we were in the process of, you know... 140 00:08:26,618 --> 00:08:30,162 - Working that out, when you... - We were working that out, yeah. 141 00:08:31,039 --> 00:08:35,042 All right, well, you've still got a little bit of manoeuverability, all right? 142 00:08:35,252 --> 00:08:38,295 You're outdoorsy, right? So you went on an impromptu camping trip. 143 00:08:38,505 --> 00:08:41,799 I don't know, it's something people do, apparently. 144 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:46,345 You left the house a mess and you kicked in your own front door... 145 00:08:46,846 --> 00:08:48,597 because it's a free country. 146 00:08:48,807 --> 00:08:51,183 Kim Wexler is very good. She'll make it work. 147 00:08:51,935 --> 00:08:53,310 What about the money? 148 00:08:55,605 --> 00:09:00,234 If she knows about it, she'll tell. Right? I mean, she'll have to tell. 149 00:09:00,443 --> 00:09:05,114 Well, like they say in Silicon Valley, it's not a bug, it's a feature. 150 00:09:05,323 --> 00:09:07,700 You ever hear of a bargaining chip? 151 00:09:07,909 --> 00:09:11,245 What we have right here is the mother of all bargaining chips. 152 00:09:12,038 --> 00:09:13,664 As in... 153 00:09:13,873 --> 00:09:15,874 you expect us to give this back? 154 00:09:19,004 --> 00:09:20,921 We are not giving this back. 155 00:09:22,048 --> 00:09:24,383 We are not guilty. This money belongs to us. 156 00:09:24,592 --> 00:09:26,510 We, well, I mean, Craig earned it. 157 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,053 - I worked very hard. - Yeah. 158 00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,806 - Weekends and holidays, all unpaid. - All unpaid. 159 00:09:31,016 --> 00:09:33,392 Always. And just because you're salary... 160 00:09:33,601 --> 00:09:35,602 doesn't mean you don't deserve overtime. 161 00:09:35,812 --> 00:09:39,023 - I think that's only fair. - Really, that's what this is about, right? 162 00:09:39,232 --> 00:09:40,607 - Fairness. - Fairness, right. 163 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:42,359 I mean, not just what's legal. 164 00:09:42,569 --> 00:09:47,489 You wanna talk about legal, slavery, that used to be legal. 165 00:09:47,699 --> 00:09:50,451 Human slavery. So... 166 00:09:51,453 --> 00:09:54,455 Yeah, this is right up there with that. 167 00:10:03,173 --> 00:10:07,301 Please, just don't tell anyone about the money. 168 00:10:07,677 --> 00:10:08,927 I can't take a bribe. 169 00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,679 - Who would know? - We won't tell. 170 00:10:10,889 --> 00:10:12,765 - Yeah, take it. - I can't take it. 171 00:10:12,974 --> 00:10:15,559 Please, didn't you say that you wanted to help us? 172 00:10:15,769 --> 00:10:18,812 Just pretend you never saw the money. How hard is that? 173 00:10:19,022 --> 00:10:20,606 Take it. 174 00:10:21,149 --> 00:10:22,483 Take it. 175 00:10:22,692 --> 00:10:24,985 I can't... I can't take a bribe. 176 00:10:29,366 --> 00:10:30,949 But you know what I ca...? 177 00:10:31,159 --> 00:10:32,743 I can take a retainer. 178 00:10:33,703 --> 00:10:36,580 - A retainer? - Yeah, for my services. 179 00:10:37,207 --> 00:10:38,749 As your lawyer. 180 00:10:39,292 --> 00:10:42,336 - You're not our lawyer. - Well, not yet. 181 00:10:42,545 --> 00:10:49,009 Look, I know that HHM is shiny and it's slick and it's chock-full of lawyers... 182 00:10:49,219 --> 00:10:51,387 and compared to them I'm like... 183 00:10:51,596 --> 00:10:54,556 a kiddie lemonade stand trying to compete with Walmart... 184 00:10:54,766 --> 00:10:56,100 but here's the thing... 185 00:10:56,309 --> 00:10:57,351 What are you gonna get from me... 186 00:10:57,602 --> 00:10:59,645 that you won't get from those other guys? 187 00:10:59,854 --> 00:11:02,773 Passion. Commitment. 188 00:11:02,982 --> 00:11:05,275 Ask yourself this, who found you? 189 00:11:05,944 --> 00:11:10,447 I don't see Howard Hamlin ruining his $300 Gucci loafers out here. 190 00:11:10,657 --> 00:11:14,368 If you're with me, you're my number one client, morning, noon or night. 191 00:11:14,577 --> 00:11:19,164 You call me, I'm there. I would be singularly devoted to you. 192 00:11:23,169 --> 00:11:24,795 Why not? 193 00:11:25,130 --> 00:11:26,338 I'm sorry. 194 00:11:26,548 --> 00:11:27,881 You're just... 195 00:11:30,301 --> 00:11:32,719 Just what? 196 00:11:33,346 --> 00:11:37,266 You're the kind of lawyer guilty people hire. 197 00:12:08,423 --> 00:12:09,590 Did it make the paper? 198 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,718 - What? - Did it make the paper? 199 00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:14,720 Did what make the paper? 200 00:12:14,929 --> 00:12:16,763 Okay, well, probably missed the deadline... 201 00:12:16,973 --> 00:12:18,474 but check it out tomorrow morning. 202 00:12:18,683 --> 00:12:22,895 Front page. The Kettlemans, all four of them, safe and sound. 203 00:12:23,104 --> 00:12:25,731 - Looks like you called it. - Yeah. 204 00:12:25,940 --> 00:12:27,274 Camping, you know? 205 00:12:27,484 --> 00:12:32,237 Pretty much right in their own backyard. Well, five miles above it. Jesus. 206 00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:34,823 The night I had. I got pine nuts in my shoes. 207 00:12:35,033 --> 00:12:37,868 But, I mean, can you believe it? 208 00:12:38,912 --> 00:12:42,915 I guess you can. It's just, you know... 209 00:12:43,124 --> 00:12:47,961 you assume that criminals are gonna be smarter than they are. 210 00:12:48,171 --> 00:12:52,090 I don't know, it kind of breaks my heart a little. 211 00:12:56,763 --> 00:12:58,931 Not the loquacious sort, are you? 212 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:02,893 We can't all be as blessed as you. 213 00:13:03,770 --> 00:13:06,772 - Well, thanks for your help. - Don't mention it. 214 00:13:06,981 --> 00:13:10,192 And if you ever need any assistance... 215 00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:30,087 Whoa, whoa, why is my client in handcuffs? This man is innocent. 216 00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:34,341 He's a victim. Why on earth would he be cuffed? 217 00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:36,468 Go ahead, take them off. There you go. 218 00:13:36,678 --> 00:13:39,596 Free at last. Hey, did he tell you the good news? 219 00:13:39,806 --> 00:13:41,890 Never even kidnapped. How about that? 220 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:45,769 A family can't go on a vacation without the whole city going on lockdown? 221 00:13:45,979 --> 00:13:48,855 By the way, where's your partner? You lose the coin toss? 222 00:13:49,065 --> 00:13:51,692 Because we expect an apology from him as well as you. 223 00:13:51,901 --> 00:13:54,820 You really don't wanna push your luck with me, scumbag. 224 00:13:55,029 --> 00:13:57,781 We got eyes on you, asshole. One little slip. 225 00:13:57,991 --> 00:13:59,658 - Just one. - Yeah. 226 00:13:59,867 --> 00:14:02,411 Well, you're both very pretty, so... 227 00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:12,004 Well, I believe I did more than what you asked of me... 228 00:14:12,213 --> 00:14:16,800 so that would make us square, yes? 229 00:14:17,010 --> 00:14:18,343 Great. 230 00:14:20,054 --> 00:14:22,681 - You need a ride? - Camping? 231 00:14:24,309 --> 00:14:27,728 - You expect me to believe that shit? - Yeah, I know. 232 00:14:27,937 --> 00:14:30,564 The things people do, huh? 233 00:14:30,773 --> 00:14:34,651 They decide to go camping right after I run my little offer by you? 234 00:14:34,861 --> 00:14:38,488 Could be argued that all of life is one great coincidence. 235 00:14:42,869 --> 00:14:47,914 Somebody told those people to go camping. 236 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,334 Somebody warned them. 237 00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:53,503 They're very woodsy. 238 00:14:53,963 --> 00:14:55,255 And between you and me... 239 00:14:55,465 --> 00:14:57,924 they're rash when it comes to the decision-making. 240 00:14:58,134 --> 00:15:00,552 They're not really the plan-ahead types. 241 00:15:00,762 --> 00:15:05,098 Yeah, I'd cut the cute attitude right about now if I were you. 242 00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:09,311 You ratted on me. There will be consequences. 243 00:15:11,356 --> 00:15:13,190 Hey, if somebody warned the Kettlemans... 244 00:15:13,399 --> 00:15:16,568 it was probably somebody who was worried about those kids. 245 00:15:21,032 --> 00:15:22,616 Know how much trouble you caused me? 246 00:15:22,825 --> 00:15:24,785 You didn't need any help getting caught. 247 00:15:24,994 --> 00:15:27,913 Okay? The neighbour ID'd you. You were sloppy. 248 00:15:28,122 --> 00:15:31,875 Any trouble you might have, that's on you. 249 00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:34,878 Not to mention the blood in your van. 250 00:15:35,088 --> 00:15:38,256 Here's a thought. Ajax, Formula 409. 251 00:15:38,466 --> 00:15:42,678 You have no idea the tap dance I had to give those cops to get you out of here. 252 00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:46,390 You gave them probable cause out the wazoo. 253 00:15:46,599 --> 00:15:51,228 Now, whoever the somebody is who may have warned the Kettlemans... 254 00:15:51,437 --> 00:15:55,273 got them out of there before you did anything even more stupid. 255 00:15:57,151 --> 00:16:00,821 You should be thanking this Good Samaritan... 256 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:05,450 because whoever he is, he did you a favour. 257 00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:05,510 Okay, I'm thinking hourly here. 258 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,638 There were some special circumstances... 259 00:17:08,848 --> 00:17:15,687 so our elite-tier pricing would be $950 an hour. 260 00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:19,483 Round off to 20 hours. 261 00:17:20,526 --> 00:17:22,152 Nineteen thousand. 262 00:17:23,029 --> 00:17:25,614 Plus 1000 for travel expenses. 263 00:17:25,823 --> 00:17:29,075 Consulting fees, 1500. 264 00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:31,870 And research. 265 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,705 Five for filing fees. 266 00:17:33,915 --> 00:17:35,207 I ate on the road. 267 00:17:37,502 --> 00:17:39,294 And storage fees. 268 00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:45,675 Miscellaneous expenses. 269 00:17:50,097 --> 00:17:54,017 Upon this rock, I will build my church. 270 00:18:00,274 --> 00:18:02,192 Double-breasted or single, sir? 271 00:18:02,401 --> 00:18:04,986 Single. And I want you to cut the arm holes high, okay? 272 00:18:05,196 --> 00:18:08,907 - Of course. - And trim through the middle. Trim. 273 00:18:09,116 --> 00:18:10,492 Cloth? 274 00:18:10,868 --> 00:18:13,078 Well, wool. 275 00:18:13,287 --> 00:18:14,621 Yeah. 276 00:18:17,416 --> 00:18:20,710 Super 170 Tasmanian wool. 277 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,171 - Beautiful choice, sir. - Thanks. 278 00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:25,924 - Navy, all right? - Yeah. 279 00:18:26,759 --> 00:18:28,677 Oh, that's it, perfect. Pinstripe. 280 00:18:29,136 --> 00:18:30,679 Shall we discuss shirts? 281 00:18:30,888 --> 00:18:34,641 Okay, I'm gonna need your finest sea island cotton... 282 00:18:34,851 --> 00:18:37,227 with a white club collar and French cuffs. 283 00:18:37,436 --> 00:18:38,645 I have the very thing. 284 00:18:38,855 --> 00:18:41,106 And I'm assuming you want to see some ties. 285 00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:45,318 Yeah, I was picturing something in a light-blue knit. 286 00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:47,946 - Okay. - Oh, and could you make sure... 287 00:18:48,155 --> 00:18:50,740 those are real mother-of-pearl buttons on the shirts? 288 00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:55,120 - Okay? None of this fake plastic crap. - Of course. I'll be right back. 289 00:18:55,329 --> 00:18:57,330 Some coffee, David? 290 00:19:26,986 --> 00:19:28,236 Here we are. 291 00:19:31,073 --> 00:19:32,532 Shall we? 292 00:19:32,825 --> 00:19:34,868 Yeah, let's go. 293 00:19:37,705 --> 00:19:39,122 Yeah. 294 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:42,042 So, what do you think? 295 00:19:43,544 --> 00:19:46,087 Strawberry Fields Forever? 296 00:19:47,048 --> 00:19:49,925 No, are you crazy? Not even close. 297 00:19:50,134 --> 00:19:51,301 Yes, it is, look. 298 00:19:51,510 --> 00:19:55,221 No, no, it's way more Sassafras Glow. Way more. 299 00:19:55,431 --> 00:19:58,516 Use your eyes. Strawberry Fields Forever. 300 00:19:58,726 --> 00:20:00,477 Ladies, back me up. Hey. 301 00:20:00,686 --> 00:20:03,021 Sassafras Glow, am I right? 302 00:20:03,230 --> 00:20:05,899 Maybe Rhapsody in Blond, but... 303 00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:10,195 See, they agree with me. What happened to the customer is always right? 304 00:20:10,404 --> 00:20:13,949 - Sassafras Glow. Mix it up, all right? - You're wrong. You see. 305 00:20:14,158 --> 00:20:17,285 Big deal. I'll wash it out in the morning. No biggie, jeez. 306 00:20:17,495 --> 00:20:19,412 It's bleach. It doesn't wash out. 307 00:20:19,622 --> 00:20:21,790 What? It's permanent? 308 00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,918 We'll Photoshop the colour, okay? 309 00:20:25,127 --> 00:20:26,586 Change of plan, ladies. 310 00:20:26,796 --> 00:20:30,590 I wanna go with a simple curling iron job, okay? 311 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:34,344 Give me, like, ringlets, you know, on top. 312 00:20:34,553 --> 00:20:36,596 Like Tony Curtis in Spartacus. 313 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:40,392 Yeah, like the bath scene in Spartacus. 314 00:20:43,104 --> 00:20:46,481 Stop talking about it. Make me beautiful already. 315 00:21:09,380 --> 00:21:13,383 Hello, you've reached the law offices of James M. McGill, Esquire... 316 00:21:13,592 --> 00:21:15,176 a lawyer you can trust. 317 00:21:15,386 --> 00:21:20,849 Kindly leave your information at the tone and Mr. McGill will phone you promptly. 318 00:21:21,058 --> 00:21:22,475 Hey. 319 00:21:23,352 --> 00:21:24,519 It's me. Hi. 320 00:21:24,729 --> 00:21:29,232 Anyway, The Thing is playing downtown on Saturday. 321 00:21:29,442 --> 00:21:32,569 Thought you might be up for some Kurt Russell action. 322 00:21:32,778 --> 00:21:37,073 I owe you one, so why don't we just grab some dinner first, my treat? 323 00:21:40,161 --> 00:21:42,704 And, you know, if not, can you give me a call anyway? 324 00:21:42,913 --> 00:21:45,874 I really wanna talk to you. Okay, bye. 325 00:21:46,751 --> 00:21:48,460 - Come in. - Hey. 326 00:21:48,669 --> 00:21:50,670 Hey. Hey. 327 00:21:50,921 --> 00:21:52,630 How goes it? 328 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:55,717 Tricky, for sure. 329 00:21:55,926 --> 00:21:58,678 Craig and Betsy really put us in a corner with the police... 330 00:21:58,888 --> 00:22:00,305 not to mention the press. 331 00:22:00,514 --> 00:22:03,641 But this camping story of theirs... 332 00:22:03,851 --> 00:22:06,686 they've been keeping it consistent at least. 333 00:22:07,438 --> 00:22:11,191 If it's okay with you, I think I should talk them into hiring a PR firm. 334 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,693 Certainly for the next couple of weeks. 335 00:22:16,697 --> 00:22:18,907 So okay on the PR firm? 336 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:23,161 - Do you have a minute? - Yeah, of course. What's up? 337 00:22:23,370 --> 00:22:25,038 Take a ride with me. 338 00:22:25,372 --> 00:22:26,873 Okay. 339 00:22:27,583 --> 00:22:29,167 Where are we going? 340 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,401 Yeah. 341 00:22:56,779 --> 00:22:58,363 Shit. 342 00:22:59,031 --> 00:23:00,532 Yep. 343 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:06,412 That's, I mean, that's my suit, right? 344 00:23:06,622 --> 00:23:09,791 - Am I crazy here? - No, you're not crazy. 345 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,209 Look at the logo. 346 00:23:11,418 --> 00:23:15,171 That's our logo. He's just straight-up copying us. 347 00:23:15,381 --> 00:23:18,758 I mean, what the hell is he thinking with this? 348 00:23:20,302 --> 00:23:24,556 - Really, he's, you know, a free spirit. - Yeah. 349 00:23:24,765 --> 00:23:26,057 That's one way to put it. 350 00:23:29,728 --> 00:23:31,729 You two are still friends, right? 351 00:23:31,939 --> 00:23:33,940 - I wouldn't exactly... - You talk, though. 352 00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:36,609 - Not really. - Still, you're the one he called... 353 00:23:36,819 --> 00:23:39,737 when he found the Kettlemans' camped halfway up the Sandias. 354 00:23:40,531 --> 00:23:42,824 He was looking out for his own client, that's all. 355 00:23:43,033 --> 00:23:47,328 This isn't the third degree, Kim. I really don't care one way or the other. I just... 356 00:23:51,250 --> 00:23:53,793 He's really forcing my hand here. 357 00:24:17,985 --> 00:24:20,111 - Hey. - Hey. 358 00:24:20,571 --> 00:24:22,530 Am I interrupting? 359 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:26,201 Not at all. Perfect timing. Come on. 360 00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:30,705 Sit. Have a massage, free of charge. 361 00:24:31,540 --> 00:24:33,333 - Okay. - You gotta try the footbath too. 362 00:24:33,542 --> 00:24:36,252 Oh, yeah. 363 00:24:36,462 --> 00:24:38,630 Give the old dogs a rest. 364 00:24:45,804 --> 00:24:48,973 - Go for the deep-tissue setting... - Is that the small fist? 365 00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,726 - Use the... It's three arrows. - I did. I pressed it. 366 00:24:51,936 --> 00:24:54,312 Yeah. Now, you feel it? 367 00:24:55,522 --> 00:24:57,607 - Now, relax, okay? - Okay. 368 00:24:57,816 --> 00:25:00,109 You deserve a break today. 369 00:25:05,699 --> 00:25:08,326 - It's very nice. - Told you. 370 00:25:08,535 --> 00:25:10,161 I get this free every night. 371 00:25:10,371 --> 00:25:14,123 - Just one of the perks of salon living. - The others being...? 372 00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:17,543 - Free cucumber water, obviously. - Obviously. 373 00:25:17,753 --> 00:25:19,879 Free mani-pedis? 374 00:25:20,089 --> 00:25:21,547 Deep-discount mani-pedis. 375 00:25:21,757 --> 00:25:23,466 The ladies still gotta eat, you know? 376 00:25:23,676 --> 00:25:26,678 - Well, it's still a deal. - Yeah. 377 00:25:27,888 --> 00:25:30,014 You're living like a king, then. 378 00:25:46,365 --> 00:25:47,407 What's this? 379 00:25:47,616 --> 00:25:50,493 - Is this a cease and desist? - Yep. 380 00:25:51,495 --> 00:25:53,413 How pissed was he? 381 00:25:54,581 --> 00:25:57,333 His head didn't actually explode, but pretty damn pissed. 382 00:25:57,543 --> 00:26:01,170 - Like this-won't-end-well-for-you pissed. - Yeah. 383 00:26:01,380 --> 00:26:03,006 - How about that? - Jimmy. 384 00:26:04,008 --> 00:26:05,049 This is serious. 385 00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:06,384 - I know. - Do you? 386 00:26:06,593 --> 00:26:10,263 I mean, what the hell is with that billboard? 387 00:26:11,724 --> 00:26:14,142 I know you have a problem with Hamlin... 388 00:26:14,351 --> 00:26:16,185 but I just don't get your angle here. 389 00:26:16,395 --> 00:26:18,896 Aren't you trying to build your own law practice? 390 00:26:19,106 --> 00:26:22,942 Instead, you're spending God knows how much money turning yourself... 391 00:26:23,152 --> 00:26:27,989 into a little Hamlin clone. I mean, why are you making this personal? 392 00:26:28,198 --> 00:26:31,242 - It's not personal. - It is so personal. 393 00:26:31,452 --> 00:26:33,911 It is completely and totally personal. 394 00:26:34,121 --> 00:26:37,165 - No, no, no. It's not. Nope. - Yes. Yes, it is. 395 00:26:37,666 --> 00:26:39,250 Stop trying to pretend. 396 00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:42,879 I can advertise, can't I? What, do I have to clear everything... 397 00:26:43,088 --> 00:26:45,798 - past the great Howard? - You can advertise all you want. 398 00:26:46,008 --> 00:26:48,968 That billboard is not advertising. That is a declaration of war. 399 00:26:49,178 --> 00:26:51,429 - Declaration of war. - Right at Hamlin's exit. 400 00:26:51,638 --> 00:26:54,140 - You know he drives by it every day. - It's business. 401 00:26:54,350 --> 00:26:55,850 I'm building a brand. 402 00:26:56,060 --> 00:26:58,311 You're ripping off a brand. 403 00:26:58,687 --> 00:27:00,772 There is nothing original in that ad. 404 00:27:00,981 --> 00:27:03,024 It certainly doesn't represent Jimmy McGill. 405 00:27:03,233 --> 00:27:05,860 Hey. All right, now, he fired the first shot, okay? 406 00:27:06,070 --> 00:27:10,448 Trying to keep me from using my name? My own name, Kim? 407 00:27:10,699 --> 00:27:12,283 I get that. 408 00:27:12,785 --> 00:27:14,619 But this? 409 00:27:15,287 --> 00:27:17,455 - You're better than this. - I'm better than this? 410 00:27:17,664 --> 00:27:19,749 - Yes, you are. - I'm better than this? I'm bet... 411 00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,001 Well, you're better than that schmuck Hamlin. 412 00:27:22,211 --> 00:27:23,252 Oh, come on, Jimmy. 413 00:27:23,462 --> 00:27:27,048 You could work anywhere. You could be somewhere where they appreciate you. 414 00:27:27,257 --> 00:27:28,925 Where they see how valuable you are. 415 00:27:29,134 --> 00:27:31,636 Where, I don't know, maybe they care about you. 416 00:27:42,398 --> 00:27:44,357 Forget it, okay? 417 00:27:44,566 --> 00:27:47,485 If Hamlin wants to come after me, he knows where I am. 418 00:27:47,694 --> 00:27:51,072 I'll be ready. Guns blazing. 419 00:28:09,675 --> 00:28:12,301 The cease and desist is just the beginning. 420 00:28:12,511 --> 00:28:16,055 The next step is an injunction. You can't win this fight. 421 00:28:44,668 --> 00:28:47,336 Your Honour, I'm a humble solo practitioner... 422 00:28:47,546 --> 00:28:51,841 merely trying to ply my trade in an aggressive and evolving marketplace. 423 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:54,802 As I've argued repeatedly, this is trademark infringement. 424 00:28:55,012 --> 00:28:57,972 Mr. McGill's new logo is an absolute copy of ours. 425 00:28:58,765 --> 00:29:00,933 I think it falls firmly under fair use. 426 00:29:01,143 --> 00:29:04,479 Fair use? You're clearly profiting, so fair use doesn't apply. 427 00:29:04,688 --> 00:29:09,066 There are only so many fonts out there. Does Mr. Hamlin outright own them all? 428 00:29:09,276 --> 00:29:12,570 No. But we've been using this particular font for 12 years now. 429 00:29:12,779 --> 00:29:16,449 And it, in concert with our tri-rectangle graphic and Hamlindigo blue... 430 00:29:16,658 --> 00:29:19,619 constitutes a trademark-brand identifier. 431 00:29:19,828 --> 00:29:23,039 Whoa, back up. Hamlindigo blue? 432 00:29:23,457 --> 00:29:25,708 Yes. That is our trademark name. 433 00:29:26,502 --> 00:29:31,839 Holy crap, you seriously named a colour Hamlindigo? That is... 434 00:29:33,509 --> 00:29:35,885 From the man dressed exactly like me. Your Honour... 435 00:29:36,094 --> 00:29:38,804 I feel like I'm in the mirror routine with Groucho Marx. 436 00:29:39,014 --> 00:29:41,307 Like we should be standing waving our arms. 437 00:29:41,517 --> 00:29:43,351 Really? I don't see it. 438 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,978 In addition, the name McGill appears in both logos... 439 00:29:46,188 --> 00:29:49,273 which Mr. McGill is hoping to further confuse potential clients. 440 00:29:49,483 --> 00:29:51,442 So I can't advertise under my own name now? 441 00:29:51,652 --> 00:29:52,777 I'm to be penalised... 442 00:29:52,986 --> 00:29:55,905 because I happen to share a name with one of HHM's partners? 443 00:29:56,114 --> 00:29:58,157 You can't take my name from me. 444 00:29:58,367 --> 00:30:00,743 The name is not the problem here, Mr. McGill. 445 00:30:00,953 --> 00:30:02,995 Mr. Hamlin certainly seems to think so. 446 00:30:03,205 --> 00:30:05,289 I mean, he wants me to change my name... 447 00:30:05,499 --> 00:30:08,918 because he claims that, what, it's some kind of threat to his business? 448 00:30:09,127 --> 00:30:11,087 - Your Honour... - This is restraint of trade. 449 00:30:11,296 --> 00:30:13,464 Okay, whatever happened to the free market, huh? 450 00:30:13,674 --> 00:30:16,968 - Hamlin here wants you to tell... - Okay, enough, Mr. McGill. 451 00:30:17,177 --> 00:30:19,011 I've heard enough. 452 00:30:19,555 --> 00:30:23,349 All right, yes, you are within your rights to advertise using your own name. 453 00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:28,187 However, in my estimation, the billboard clearly and intentionally... 454 00:30:28,397 --> 00:30:31,232 duplicates elements of the Hamlin Hamlin McGill logo. 455 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:35,236 You're actively copying their established brand for your own gain. 456 00:30:35,445 --> 00:30:37,029 I don't see any other explanation. 457 00:30:37,239 --> 00:30:40,283 - Your Honour... - Jimmy. Jimmy. Wise up. 458 00:30:40,492 --> 00:30:43,411 The billboard must come down within 48 hours. 459 00:30:45,872 --> 00:30:48,499 This is a classic David-versus-Goliath story. 460 00:30:48,709 --> 00:30:52,712 I mean, you got your gigantic law firm stomping all over the little guy. 461 00:30:53,672 --> 00:30:55,756 But it's investigative journalism at its best. 462 00:30:55,966 --> 00:30:57,967 It's right up your alley. 463 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:05,474 Yeah, okay. Well, let me give you my cell just in case. 464 00:31:05,976 --> 00:31:08,227 Yeah. Thank you. 465 00:31:17,696 --> 00:31:20,406 Can I get the news desk, please? I got a hot tip. 466 00:31:20,616 --> 00:31:22,783 Wanna be the station that brought down big law? 467 00:31:22,993 --> 00:31:25,828 You could be like the reporters that brought down big tobacco. 468 00:31:26,038 --> 00:31:28,164 Look, I'm talking Woodward and Bernstein here. 469 00:31:28,373 --> 00:31:31,917 Your exposé on predatory ATM fees, that was... 470 00:31:32,544 --> 00:31:34,420 Well, it's a miscarriage of justice. 471 00:31:34,630 --> 00:31:37,548 And I think your viewers would be very, very interested... 472 00:31:37,758 --> 00:31:41,594 and grateful to you for exposing this injustice. 473 00:31:41,803 --> 00:31:44,472 I wouldn't characterise this as a community health risk... 474 00:31:44,681 --> 00:31:46,307 but it's community interest. 475 00:31:46,516 --> 00:31:50,811 No, yes. HHM is a pillar of the community. Yes. 476 00:31:51,021 --> 00:31:53,939 No, the war is an important story as well. 477 00:31:54,149 --> 00:31:56,651 That's why this action is so egregious. 478 00:31:56,860 --> 00:31:58,027 Sure. Okay. 479 00:31:58,236 --> 00:32:00,571 Well, at least consider the human interest angle here. 480 00:32:01,740 --> 00:32:04,825 Are you kidding? Lawyer pulls himself up by his bootstraps... 481 00:32:05,035 --> 00:32:08,621 only to be ground under the heel of the old-money mega-firm? 482 00:32:08,830 --> 00:32:10,873 That's hearts and minds. 483 00:32:14,086 --> 00:32:16,504 Yeah, I have your number too, so... 484 00:32:16,713 --> 00:32:18,881 Yeah, I see. Okay. 485 00:33:07,305 --> 00:33:09,265 Oh, no, no, no, man. Can't touch the goods. 486 00:33:09,474 --> 00:33:11,642 I signed the form. Only I can touch the camera. 487 00:33:11,852 --> 00:33:14,729 Fine. May I suggest you widen the frame to include... 488 00:33:14,938 --> 00:33:17,273 The billboard is the story, okay? 489 00:33:17,482 --> 00:33:19,608 I'm also the story. 490 00:33:20,277 --> 00:33:22,820 - So gotta get me in there. - Okay, so get on your mark. 491 00:33:23,029 --> 00:33:25,239 No offence to your minutes of experience... 492 00:33:25,449 --> 00:33:29,326 but I'd like to see what we got before we do this, okay? Other guy. 493 00:33:30,662 --> 00:33:32,788 Other guy. Only other guy that's here. 494 00:33:32,998 --> 00:33:35,249 Go stand where I was standing. 495 00:33:35,876 --> 00:33:37,084 Shrink down. Shrink down. 496 00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:38,794 Yeah, scrunch. 497 00:33:39,004 --> 00:33:40,045 Yeah. 498 00:33:40,255 --> 00:33:43,466 Okay, widen the frame, get the billboard. 499 00:33:43,675 --> 00:33:45,926 Okay, now get me. Me, me, me. 500 00:33:46,136 --> 00:33:47,470 No, not me. 501 00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:49,221 Get him. He's me. 502 00:33:49,431 --> 00:33:51,015 Yeah, like that. 503 00:33:51,391 --> 00:33:52,767 - Got it? - Yeah. 504 00:33:53,226 --> 00:33:54,268 Good. 505 00:33:55,854 --> 00:33:57,021 Okay. 506 00:33:57,230 --> 00:34:00,065 - Is he in the shot? - No. Dude, just go. 507 00:34:00,275 --> 00:34:02,526 - How do I look? - Great. 508 00:34:02,736 --> 00:34:04,028 Well... 509 00:34:04,237 --> 00:34:06,572 No, this is my good side. 510 00:34:07,699 --> 00:34:09,992 - Is the billboard in? - Yes. Jesus, just... 511 00:34:10,202 --> 00:34:12,286 You said 100 for one hour, not fricking three. 512 00:34:12,496 --> 00:34:15,623 You have a journalistic impulse. You're a go-getter. You know that? 513 00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:17,249 Go get this. 514 00:34:18,293 --> 00:34:19,794 All right, count me down. 515 00:34:20,462 --> 00:34:23,464 In five, four, three... 516 00:34:23,673 --> 00:34:25,508 Gravitas. 517 00:34:29,012 --> 00:34:33,390 I'm James McGill. Like most Americans, I'm a self-made man. 518 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:36,310 I put myself through law school. 519 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,687 Working in the courts as a public defender... 520 00:34:38,897 --> 00:34:41,816 I represented those with nowhere else to turn. 521 00:34:42,025 --> 00:34:44,777 I believe in service. It's what I built my career on. 522 00:34:44,986 --> 00:34:49,114 But I've also had a dream, a dream that many of us have. 523 00:34:49,324 --> 00:34:52,535 A dream to own my own business. 524 00:34:53,829 --> 00:34:58,332 Well, I scrimped and I saved and finally, I was able to buy one billboard. 525 00:34:59,835 --> 00:35:04,421 A tiny foray into advertising for my fledgling law firm. 526 00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:08,300 I've always been told that America is the land of opportunity... 527 00:35:08,510 --> 00:35:12,596 and I believed it, until today. 528 00:35:14,516 --> 00:35:16,934 Not 24 hours after my billboard went up... 529 00:35:17,143 --> 00:35:19,019 a large law firm came after me. 530 00:35:19,229 --> 00:35:21,313 They said that I was hurting their business. 531 00:35:21,523 --> 00:35:25,860 They're rich, they're powerful. I'm just one man. 532 00:35:26,069 --> 00:35:28,445 So who do you think the court sided with? 533 00:35:30,323 --> 00:35:35,077 So now my little billboard comes down. 534 00:35:35,287 --> 00:35:37,580 Let me tell you something. If they want a fight... 535 00:35:37,789 --> 00:35:41,375 they're gonna get a fight because I'm not giving up... 536 00:35:41,585 --> 00:35:44,169 Holy shit. Dude, the dude! 537 00:35:44,754 --> 00:35:45,921 - Dude, the dude! - Help! 538 00:35:46,131 --> 00:35:47,172 The worker guy. 539 00:35:47,382 --> 00:35:48,549 Shit. 540 00:35:48,758 --> 00:35:50,968 Please. Get me down! 541 00:35:51,177 --> 00:35:52,595 - Dude. - Okay. Call 911. 542 00:35:52,804 --> 00:35:54,388 Help me. 543 00:35:54,598 --> 00:35:56,056 - You got a cell? - Yeah, yeah. 544 00:35:56,266 --> 00:35:59,560 - Please. - Yeah, a guy just fell off a billboard... 545 00:36:12,741 --> 00:36:13,782 Help me. 546 00:36:20,457 --> 00:36:23,542 I don't think that's very safe. You need to be licensed for that. 547 00:36:24,169 --> 00:36:25,836 - Help me. - Man. 548 00:36:32,302 --> 00:36:36,388 Not looking down. One rung at a time. 549 00:36:37,015 --> 00:36:38,432 Not looking down. 550 00:36:57,243 --> 00:36:58,911 Hurry up. 551 00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,788 Come get me. 552 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:03,582 Help. 553 00:37:08,838 --> 00:37:10,547 Help me. 554 00:37:14,094 --> 00:37:16,428 - Sir, I'm right here. - Please. 555 00:37:17,305 --> 00:37:18,430 Please. 556 00:37:24,646 --> 00:37:26,021 - Pull me up. - Here. 557 00:37:26,231 --> 00:37:27,731 - Grab my hand. - Pull me up. 558 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:36,991 Pull me up. 559 00:38:07,230 --> 00:38:08,605 You okay? 560 00:38:08,815 --> 00:38:10,607 Took you long enough. 561 00:38:21,453 --> 00:38:25,956 I was scared, yes. I mean, I'm not really a big fan of heights, let me tell you... 562 00:38:26,166 --> 00:38:28,459 but, you know, something inside me said... 563 00:38:28,668 --> 00:38:29,877 You have to do this. 564 00:38:30,086 --> 00:38:33,464 I'm sure our city's first responders would have been here momentarily... 565 00:38:33,673 --> 00:38:36,425 Jesus, can you believe this guy? 566 00:38:36,634 --> 00:38:38,886 Whole thing was a publicity stunt. It's gotta be. 567 00:38:39,095 --> 00:38:41,430 That's all anybody wants when they're in trouble. 568 00:38:41,639 --> 00:38:43,557 Didn't think life was gonna call on me... 569 00:38:43,767 --> 00:38:45,517 You don't think anyone's gonna buy this? 570 00:38:45,727 --> 00:38:49,605 - In an immediate, life-threatening way. - It's hard to say. People love a hero. 571 00:38:49,814 --> 00:38:51,482 You take it as it comes, right? 572 00:38:51,691 --> 00:38:55,986 The universe put me in that spot at that moment. Who am I to say no? 573 00:38:56,196 --> 00:38:59,865 You know, as a lawyer, well, I help people every day. 574 00:39:00,075 --> 00:39:01,700 Whole thing's a damn stunt. 575 00:39:01,910 --> 00:39:05,746 I think my clients know that when they're in trouble, I'm there. 576 00:39:05,955 --> 00:39:07,873 I'm just a guy who was in the right... 577 00:39:40,323 --> 00:39:43,742 You have seven new messages. 578 00:39:46,162 --> 00:39:49,373 To listen to your messages, press one. 579 00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:54,336 First message. Received at 5:40... 580 00:40:30,790 --> 00:40:33,167 It's just showmanship, Chuck. 581 00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:36,879 Yeah, right. 582 00:41:09,829 --> 00:41:11,413 You're early. 583 00:41:11,623 --> 00:41:13,290 - Did you...? - Yeah, I grounded myself. 584 00:41:13,499 --> 00:41:14,917 Hey, big day. 585 00:41:15,126 --> 00:41:16,919 My phone's ringing off the hook. 586 00:41:17,128 --> 00:41:19,588 I have three consults before lunchtime. 587 00:41:19,797 --> 00:41:21,965 - Three. - That's great, Jimmy. 588 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:23,592 Yep. 589 00:41:24,219 --> 00:41:26,553 The worm has turned. 590 00:41:26,930 --> 00:41:31,308 That's really great. So to what do you credit this sudden change? 591 00:41:31,517 --> 00:41:34,102 Well, I gotta admit, you were right. 592 00:41:34,312 --> 00:41:35,646 How so? 593 00:41:35,855 --> 00:41:40,817 Well, you told me to keep plugging and do good work and the clients will come. 594 00:41:41,027 --> 00:41:44,112 You know, I'll admit, I almost lost faith a couple times. 595 00:41:44,322 --> 00:41:47,699 But the worm has turned. 596 00:41:51,162 --> 00:41:55,582 So, what, you've been getting referrals from your PD clients? 597 00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:57,751 Yeah. You know, you work hard... 598 00:41:57,961 --> 00:42:01,171 show you got half a brain and people come knocking, like you said. 599 00:42:01,381 --> 00:42:04,007 I just needed to get my face out there. 600 00:42:04,550 --> 00:42:07,469 So the prosecutors then, referring clients. 601 00:42:07,679 --> 00:42:11,390 Yeah. Yep, exactly. 602 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:12,641 Was it Bergeron? 603 00:42:12,850 --> 00:42:15,686 When I was starting out, she sent me a couple of good ones. 604 00:42:15,895 --> 00:42:20,482 Yeah, it was someone on her team, you know. 605 00:42:20,692 --> 00:42:24,653 I mean, hey, it just took some elbow grease and clean living. 606 00:42:24,862 --> 00:42:26,989 People noticed. 607 00:42:28,241 --> 00:42:30,117 I knew you had it in you. 608 00:42:32,161 --> 00:42:33,996 I don't see the Journal here. 609 00:42:37,417 --> 00:42:40,002 - Here you go. - No, Albuquerque Journal. It's not here. 610 00:42:41,087 --> 00:42:42,587 Oh, yeah. 611 00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:43,922 I didn't see it outside. 612 00:42:44,132 --> 00:42:46,174 It wasn't out there? It's always out there. 613 00:42:46,384 --> 00:42:47,676 I didn't see it. 614 00:42:47,885 --> 00:42:51,305 Maybe they forgot to deliver it. Maybe some kids grabbed it. 615 00:42:51,514 --> 00:42:54,641 Because if there's one thing kids love, it's local print journalism. 616 00:42:54,851 --> 00:42:57,894 I don't know what to tell you, you got a ton of reading material. 617 00:42:58,104 --> 00:43:01,565 Look, hey. Financial Times. 618 00:43:01,774 --> 00:43:04,860 You know, I know Albuquerque is a hub of global intrigue... 619 00:43:05,069 --> 00:43:08,822 - But you think that'll tide you over? - Fine, but if it's not here tomorrow... 620 00:43:09,032 --> 00:43:10,615 I need you to call the subscription office. 621 00:43:10,825 --> 00:43:11,992 Yeah, will do. 622 00:43:12,201 --> 00:43:14,036 Look, I gotta go. I don't wanna be late. 623 00:43:14,245 --> 00:43:16,621 - Hey, good luck today. - Thanks. 624 00:43:16,831 --> 00:43:18,415 Keep it up. 625 00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:21,418 Hard work looks good on you.