1 00:01:14,932 --> 00:01:18,184 Albuquerpue police. Hello? 2 00:01:30,614 --> 00:01:34,742 We'd like to talk with you for a minute. Could you open the door, please? 3 00:01:37,705 --> 00:01:38,955 We know you're in there. 4 00:01:39,164 --> 00:01:41,666 You're casting a shadow through your peep hole. 5 00:01:42,793 --> 00:01:45,712 All we wanna do is talk. Would you please open the door? 6 00:01:45,921 --> 00:01:48,923 I'd prefer not to, officers. 7 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:52,009 Sir, come on and open up. 8 00:01:52,845 --> 00:01:54,637 I have a condition. 9 00:01:54,847 --> 00:01:58,141 I can't go outside or be exposed to what's out there. 10 00:01:58,350 --> 00:02:00,935 You were able to steal your neighbour's newspaper. 11 00:02:01,145 --> 00:02:03,563 I didn't steal it. I left $5. 12 00:02:03,772 --> 00:02:05,648 The cover price is 50 cents. 13 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:09,444 Did your neighbour consent to sell you her paper? 14 00:02:10,654 --> 00:02:11,904 She... 15 00:02:12,364 --> 00:02:13,740 Isn't...? 16 00:02:17,578 --> 00:02:21,622 Officer, let's talk about something called probable cause. 17 00:02:21,832 --> 00:02:23,791 As I'm sure you know, in New Mexico... 18 00:02:24,001 --> 00:02:27,003 there is a two-part test to determine whether police... 19 00:02:27,212 --> 00:02:29,714 have an objectively reasonable basis... 20 00:02:40,559 --> 00:02:45,646 the situation as Mincey v. Arizona pointed out... 21 00:02:45,856 --> 00:02:48,065 create an event... 22 00:02:57,075 --> 00:02:59,368 Hey, Tommy, come around here, would you? 23 00:02:59,578 --> 00:03:02,497 And that's why the Tenth Circuit Court of Appeals... 24 00:03:02,706 --> 00:03:05,458 ruled that a coercive order... 25 00:03:06,084 --> 00:03:07,835 Check this out. 26 00:03:13,801 --> 00:03:17,887 Requiring an individual to leave his house is seizure. 27 00:03:18,096 --> 00:03:22,975 And therefore protected under the Fourth Amendment. 28 00:03:23,185 --> 00:03:24,852 Right? 29 00:03:25,604 --> 00:03:27,647 Whole lot of camp stove fuel. 30 00:03:27,856 --> 00:03:31,526 - Guy sure sounds like a tweaker. - See what he did to the breaker box? 31 00:03:31,735 --> 00:03:34,862 Is he coming out, or are we going in? 32 00:03:43,705 --> 00:03:48,125 You got ten seconds to open this door or it's coming down, you hear me? 33 00:03:48,335 --> 00:03:50,711 - Final warning. - Okay, I'll let you in. 34 00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:53,339 But leave your electronic devices outside. 35 00:03:53,549 --> 00:03:55,967 No phones, no walkie-talkies, no flashlights. 36 00:03:56,176 --> 00:03:58,845 Definitely, definitely no Tasers. 37 00:03:59,054 --> 00:04:01,305 I can't emphasise that enough. Deal? 38 00:04:01,515 --> 00:04:03,933 Or... Look, look, I'll give the paper back. 39 00:04:43,181 --> 00:04:44,599 Yeah? 40 00:04:44,808 --> 00:04:47,560 James McGill to see Mr. Richard Sypes. 41 00:04:47,769 --> 00:04:49,437 Ricky. Call me Ricky. 42 00:04:49,646 --> 00:04:51,606 Come on in. 43 00:05:20,469 --> 00:05:22,929 This is my assistant's car. 44 00:05:23,388 --> 00:05:25,348 My Mercedes is in the shop. 45 00:05:26,475 --> 00:05:29,602 Yeah, I ought to give him a raise. You're right. 46 00:05:33,357 --> 00:05:36,525 Jim, I saw you on the TV. That billboard thing? 47 00:05:36,735 --> 00:05:38,736 And I had me a pair of insights. 48 00:05:38,946 --> 00:05:42,865 Insight the first. You ain't afraid to put yourself out there. 49 00:05:43,075 --> 00:05:47,161 And insight the second. You believe in the real America. 50 00:05:47,371 --> 00:05:50,206 Freedom. Self-sufficiency. 51 00:05:50,415 --> 00:05:52,333 I do. I... 52 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:54,085 I really do. 53 00:05:54,294 --> 00:05:58,172 When I see a man like you driving that foreign shitbox of a car... 54 00:05:58,382 --> 00:05:59,507 Well, see, actually... 55 00:05:59,716 --> 00:06:03,636 it's a sign a good man can't get ahead today. 56 00:06:03,845 --> 00:06:05,805 It's a travesty, that's what it is. 57 00:06:07,057 --> 00:06:08,975 Well, that may be, Ricky. 58 00:06:09,184 --> 00:06:14,146 But I refuse to consider myself a victim. 59 00:06:16,233 --> 00:06:19,902 You know, we are once again at a point in our history... 60 00:06:20,112 --> 00:06:22,738 where the fly-swatting hand of government... 61 00:06:22,948 --> 00:06:25,616 is crushing the spirit of entrepreneurship. 62 00:06:25,826 --> 00:06:29,412 Taxes, OSHA requirements. 63 00:06:29,621 --> 00:06:34,875 The INS poking their big fat nose into every mother-loving hire. 64 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:37,211 It's damned oppressive. 65 00:06:37,421 --> 00:06:38,838 It's tragic. 66 00:06:39,047 --> 00:06:41,132 It's un-American. 67 00:06:44,261 --> 00:06:47,680 Jim, I think you are just the lawyer I need. 68 00:06:47,889 --> 00:06:49,306 Because I got me a case. 69 00:06:49,516 --> 00:06:52,309 Major. I say, a major case. 70 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:55,479 Are you ready to clear your calendar? 71 00:06:59,234 --> 00:07:01,652 Ricky, I'm all ears. 72 00:07:02,738 --> 00:07:05,781 I want to secede from the United States. 73 00:07:06,616 --> 00:07:09,160 Now, I got 1100 acres of property here. 74 00:07:09,369 --> 00:07:11,996 Self-sustaining with solar power and wells. 75 00:07:12,205 --> 00:07:16,500 A sovereign state immune to the business-killing regulations... 76 00:07:16,710 --> 00:07:20,129 of the country in which it geographically lies. 77 00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:24,341 We are going to be America's Vatican City. 78 00:07:27,179 --> 00:07:28,763 Ricky... 79 00:07:29,890 --> 00:07:30,931 I'm your man. 80 00:07:32,225 --> 00:07:36,896 Yeah. Let's do this. Let's show them all. 81 00:07:41,359 --> 00:07:44,153 Yes, we are doing this. 82 00:07:45,947 --> 00:07:47,448 Now, it's not gonna be easy. 83 00:07:47,657 --> 00:07:50,242 The government is gonna fight us tooth and nail. 84 00:07:50,452 --> 00:07:54,288 We could end up in the Supreme Court. I'm talking thousands of man hours. 85 00:07:54,498 --> 00:07:57,208 I mean, years of effort. 86 00:07:58,752 --> 00:08:01,295 Are you ready for that? 87 00:08:01,505 --> 00:08:02,922 Me? 88 00:08:03,131 --> 00:08:04,965 I say bring them on. 89 00:08:05,175 --> 00:08:07,176 Let's talk turkey. 90 00:08:07,385 --> 00:08:08,469 What's your rate? 91 00:08:12,390 --> 00:08:14,683 Four hundred and fifty an hour. 92 00:08:17,395 --> 00:08:19,271 To hell with hourly. 93 00:08:19,481 --> 00:08:20,981 I want you on retainer. 94 00:08:21,775 --> 00:08:24,819 How about one million even? 95 00:08:25,445 --> 00:08:27,488 Five hundred up front... 96 00:08:27,697 --> 00:08:30,324 and 500 when we're done. 97 00:08:30,784 --> 00:08:34,036 A million? That seems... 98 00:08:35,080 --> 00:08:36,122 fair. 99 00:08:36,331 --> 00:08:38,457 Would you like that in cash? 100 00:09:26,006 --> 00:09:28,674 Tax-free and backed by the full faith and credit... 101 00:09:28,884 --> 00:09:31,802 of the sovereign Sandia Republic. 102 00:09:33,346 --> 00:09:34,638 It's... 103 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,059 Son. 104 00:09:39,853 --> 00:09:42,813 You are getting in on the ground floor. 105 00:10:02,751 --> 00:10:05,336 Mr. McGill, hi. Thanks so much for coming. 106 00:10:05,545 --> 00:10:07,046 Roland Jaycox. Roland. 107 00:10:07,255 --> 00:10:08,923 Hey, Roland. Great to meet you. 108 00:10:09,132 --> 00:10:12,259 - You can call me Jimmy. - Jimmy, absolutely. Hello. 109 00:10:12,469 --> 00:10:14,720 - Please, come on in. - Well, thank you. 110 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:18,766 What was it like climbing that billboard? Must've been pretty scary, huh? 111 00:10:19,684 --> 00:10:21,894 Guy needed help, that's all. 112 00:10:22,312 --> 00:10:25,314 You know? If I can do it, anybody could. 113 00:10:25,523 --> 00:10:27,524 Well, my hat is off to you. 114 00:10:27,734 --> 00:10:29,443 So here we are. 115 00:10:29,653 --> 00:10:31,445 And patent law is something you...? 116 00:10:31,655 --> 00:10:34,365 Oh, yeah. I do so many patent cases... 117 00:10:34,574 --> 00:10:37,743 I should probably just go ahead and specialise already. 118 00:10:37,953 --> 00:10:39,411 So, what do we got? 119 00:10:39,621 --> 00:10:41,288 - I feel silly asking this. - Yeah. 120 00:10:41,498 --> 00:10:43,249 Before I show you my invention... 121 00:10:43,458 --> 00:10:45,834 you mind signing a non-disclosure agreement? 122 00:10:46,044 --> 00:10:48,212 You got it. No problem. 123 00:10:50,298 --> 00:10:54,718 It's my idea of a lifetime. If Fisher-Price or Playskool got their hands on this... 124 00:10:54,928 --> 00:10:55,970 No worries. 125 00:11:04,646 --> 00:11:06,105 You ready? 126 00:11:13,238 --> 00:11:16,198 I may have seen one of these before. 127 00:11:16,408 --> 00:11:17,866 Not like this. 128 00:11:18,076 --> 00:11:21,537 This one has this little unit I've added. This is my invention. 129 00:11:21,746 --> 00:11:23,122 - Do you have children? - No. 130 00:11:23,331 --> 00:11:25,291 My wife and I have two boys, 4 and 6. 131 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,502 And let me tell you. Toilet training them? Nightmare. 132 00:11:28,712 --> 00:11:31,922 Both times. They just didn't wanna use the commode. 133 00:11:32,132 --> 00:11:34,508 So I wired a motion sensor to a voice chip. 134 00:11:34,718 --> 00:11:39,346 Well, no sense getting all technical, but it's all about positive reinforcement. 135 00:11:39,556 --> 00:11:41,849 Meet Tony the Toilet Buddy. 136 00:11:42,058 --> 00:11:44,351 And when you sit down to do your business... 137 00:11:44,561 --> 00:11:46,270 this is how he works. 138 00:11:52,193 --> 00:11:56,155 Oh, yeah. That's the way. 139 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:03,829 Gosh, you're big. You're so big. 140 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:07,249 My goodness, look at you. 141 00:12:10,962 --> 00:12:13,547 Fill me up, Chandler. Put it in me. 142 00:12:13,757 --> 00:12:16,800 Chandler's my youngest. Loves it. 143 00:12:19,012 --> 00:12:22,931 Give it to me, Chandler. I want it all. 144 00:12:27,771 --> 00:12:30,606 Anyway, it goes on from there. You get the picture. 145 00:12:30,815 --> 00:12:33,817 Yeah. I... 146 00:12:35,612 --> 00:12:36,820 Yeah. 147 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,698 So, what do you think? 148 00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:45,537 It's a little sexual maybe? 149 00:12:46,122 --> 00:12:48,040 Sexual? What does that...? 150 00:12:48,249 --> 00:12:52,169 Suggestive, maybe? Maybe that's a better word. 151 00:12:52,712 --> 00:12:55,964 Look, I'm not saying this thing won't make you rich. 152 00:12:56,174 --> 00:12:59,009 Some wealthier Pacific Rim nations, they'll love this. 153 00:12:59,219 --> 00:13:00,886 The crazy bastards. 154 00:13:02,931 --> 00:13:04,848 I created this for children. 155 00:13:05,058 --> 00:13:07,184 - Children. Understand? - Hey. 156 00:13:07,394 --> 00:13:11,063 Viagra was originally invented to treat hypertension. 157 00:13:11,272 --> 00:13:13,232 Look how that turned out. 158 00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:17,444 You're completely disgusting. 159 00:13:17,654 --> 00:13:19,863 Buddy, you're the one with the sex toilet. 160 00:13:20,073 --> 00:13:21,323 Get off my property! 161 00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:23,659 Know what? I hope you do make a fortune. 162 00:13:23,868 --> 00:13:27,538 Because Chandler's gonna need it to help pay for his therapy. 163 00:14:02,073 --> 00:14:05,159 I found the Alpine shepherd boy. 164 00:14:31,853 --> 00:14:33,562 No, no, you just stay put. 165 00:14:33,771 --> 00:14:35,856 I'll be right over. 166 00:15:19,817 --> 00:15:22,736 Now, where were we? Oh, would you like some more tea? 167 00:15:22,946 --> 00:15:25,447 No. No, thank you. I'm fine. 168 00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:27,324 Now, the shepherd boy Hummel... 169 00:15:27,534 --> 00:15:29,743 that's gonna go to your nephew Clarence? 170 00:15:29,953 --> 00:15:31,620 As long as he finishes college. 171 00:15:31,829 --> 00:15:34,498 If he drops out, it goes to my niece Raylene. 172 00:15:34,707 --> 00:15:36,750 But then Raylene doesn't get the girl... 173 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:41,505 The girl with the geese, I know. That would go to your cousin Helen. 174 00:15:41,714 --> 00:15:44,591 So long as she never remarries Frederick? 175 00:15:44,801 --> 00:15:46,176 - Exactly. - Yeah. 176 00:15:46,386 --> 00:15:49,888 And no matter what, I want the towheaded twins... 177 00:15:50,098 --> 00:15:53,225 to go to Reverend Laurence's grandson. 178 00:15:53,434 --> 00:15:55,352 Don't you mean Reverend Haynes? 179 00:15:55,562 --> 00:15:59,856 Reverend Laurence's grandson is going to get the lute-playing angel... 180 00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:01,775 because he was in the choir. 181 00:16:02,402 --> 00:16:05,028 Very sharp, Mr. McGill. 182 00:16:05,238 --> 00:16:08,031 And here I thought all lawyers were idiots. 183 00:16:08,241 --> 00:16:11,910 No, only half of us are idiots. The other half are crooks. 184 00:16:13,621 --> 00:16:16,373 - Aren't you a spicy one. - Well... 185 00:16:16,583 --> 00:16:20,043 If I were 40 years younger, I'd have you buy me a piña colada. 186 00:16:20,253 --> 00:16:22,671 Well, if you want me to draw up a DNR... 187 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,382 I'll bring a blender and some pineapple. 188 00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:28,135 I knew I'd like you when I saw... 189 00:16:28,344 --> 00:16:32,222 how you saved that poor man on the television. 190 00:16:32,432 --> 00:16:35,225 Moxie is in such short supply these days. 191 00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:38,687 Yeah, well, I pride myself on my moxie. 192 00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:43,275 Now, I hate to do this, but I do need to bring up my payment. 193 00:16:43,901 --> 00:16:47,696 And I'm sorry, but I can't accept S&H Green Stamps. 194 00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:53,619 Now, my fee is $140. 195 00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:56,330 A hundred and forty. 196 00:16:57,582 --> 00:17:00,042 I'll gladly accept 70 today... 197 00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:04,212 and 70 when I come back with the completed documents. 198 00:17:23,316 --> 00:17:25,275 20, 40... 199 00:17:25,485 --> 00:17:29,696 60, 80... 200 00:17:30,573 --> 00:17:32,616 100... 201 00:17:32,825 --> 00:17:34,910 and 20... 202 00:17:35,119 --> 00:17:36,286 40. 203 00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:40,957 Okay. 204 00:17:44,128 --> 00:17:46,129 - Shall we continue, Mr. McGill? - Yes. 205 00:17:46,339 --> 00:17:49,174 Yes, we shall, Mrs. Strauss. 206 00:17:49,717 --> 00:17:52,844 Put it on the nail, not the skin. 207 00:17:53,054 --> 00:17:57,641 I can't help it if your toes are too small. They should all be the same size. 208 00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:00,477 Size of the big toe. That one I can do. 209 00:18:00,687 --> 00:18:03,063 Yeah, that would be attractive. 210 00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:05,982 So. 211 00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:08,610 How's it go again? 212 00:18:10,029 --> 00:18:12,656 You're huge, Chandler. 213 00:18:12,865 --> 00:18:15,283 You're a big, big boy. 214 00:18:15,493 --> 00:18:17,744 Oh, where does it end? 215 00:18:17,954 --> 00:18:20,163 Oh, don't stop, Chandler. 216 00:18:20,373 --> 00:18:22,666 Don't stop! 217 00:18:23,334 --> 00:18:24,835 Here it comes. 218 00:18:25,044 --> 00:18:27,337 Oh, what is that? Is that a piece of corn? 219 00:18:27,547 --> 00:18:28,588 No, no. 220 00:18:28,798 --> 00:18:29,840 Did you eat corn? 221 00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:31,550 - Is that a niblet I see? - Stop. Disgusting. 222 00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:33,677 - No. - Too much? 223 00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:35,554 Hey, good times. 224 00:18:36,472 --> 00:18:39,599 Even your lousy days are more interesting than my good ones. 225 00:18:39,809 --> 00:18:42,477 Yeah, we should definitely do something about that. 226 00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:48,358 Seriously, don't ever try to make a living at this. 227 00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:50,610 - Stick with the law. - Yeah. 228 00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,446 Because I'm really... 229 00:18:52,655 --> 00:18:55,282 lighting the world on fire in that department. 230 00:18:55,491 --> 00:18:57,659 Did two wills today. 231 00:18:57,869 --> 00:19:01,121 Two wills, and I started a living trust. 232 00:19:01,330 --> 00:19:02,539 Old people love me. 233 00:19:02,749 --> 00:19:04,791 Maybe you got a future in elder law. 234 00:19:05,001 --> 00:19:06,668 You think I could handle all that glamour? 235 00:19:06,878 --> 00:19:08,545 No, I'm serious. 236 00:19:08,755 --> 00:19:11,339 I've thought about getting into elder law myself. 237 00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:15,469 I watched my grandmother at the end. 238 00:19:16,053 --> 00:19:18,346 It's awful what people have to deal with. 239 00:19:18,556 --> 00:19:20,390 Insurance companies. 240 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:24,227 My scumbag cousin stealing her savings and her pain meds. 241 00:19:25,646 --> 00:19:27,272 Getting old sucks. 242 00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,108 Seniors need someone on their side. 243 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,826 - It's Howard. - What the hell does he want? 244 00:19:43,998 --> 00:19:45,665 Hi, Howard. 245 00:19:46,709 --> 00:19:49,169 No. I mean, I haven't... 246 00:19:50,463 --> 00:19:52,297 Oh, my God, when? 247 00:19:54,008 --> 00:19:58,470 Yeah, okay. I'll see if I can track Jimmy down. 248 00:19:59,096 --> 00:20:01,306 I'll call you back. Sure. 249 00:20:05,186 --> 00:20:06,436 It's Chuck. 250 00:20:16,948 --> 00:20:19,449 Chuck. Chuck, you with me? 251 00:20:19,659 --> 00:20:21,284 Chuck, hey, buddy, it's me! 252 00:20:21,494 --> 00:20:23,662 Hey, can you talk to me? 253 00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:27,249 Crazy sons of bitches. 254 00:20:28,709 --> 00:20:29,751 Hey, hey, sir. 255 00:20:29,961 --> 00:20:32,504 You can't do that. All of this needs to stay on. 256 00:20:32,713 --> 00:20:34,798 No, no. No electricity, you understand? 257 00:20:35,007 --> 00:20:37,300 No, it needs to be on. I'm getting security. 258 00:20:37,510 --> 00:20:39,761 No, wait, wait. Wait, wait. No, wait, wait. 259 00:20:39,971 --> 00:20:42,013 - Why isn't that one going out? - Stop. 260 00:20:42,223 --> 00:20:43,932 - Damn it. - Jimmy. 261 00:20:44,141 --> 00:20:45,725 Just... Jimmy, wait a second. 262 00:20:45,935 --> 00:20:48,228 Jimmy, think. What's the plan here? 263 00:20:48,437 --> 00:20:50,397 Sir, sir? 264 00:20:50,606 --> 00:20:52,107 Sir, I need you to get down. 265 00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:54,442 What kind of torture chamber you running? 266 00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:57,779 - He's allergic to electricity. - You heard the doc. Get down. 267 00:20:57,989 --> 00:21:01,408 You might as well throw him into a microwave. Don't touch me. 268 00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:04,661 He is this patient's brother. Please, listen to him. 269 00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:10,125 - Now, hey. - Let's go. 270 00:21:10,334 --> 00:21:12,711 Hold on, hold on a second, Edwin. Sir. 271 00:21:12,920 --> 00:21:15,130 - You ready to calm down? - His name's Jimmy. 272 00:21:15,339 --> 00:21:16,715 And he is gonna calm down. 273 00:21:16,924 --> 00:21:21,845 - Say the words, Jimmy. I need to hear it. - I'm calm, okay? I'm calm. 274 00:21:22,889 --> 00:21:24,848 Why don't you go wait in the hallway? 275 00:21:25,057 --> 00:21:27,183 I'll call if we need you. 276 00:21:28,519 --> 00:21:31,563 Okay, so tell me about the electricity. 277 00:21:31,772 --> 00:21:36,401 Look, I know how it sounds, but it's real. Oh, shit. 278 00:21:37,069 --> 00:21:39,779 My phone. Stuff. Anything with a battery in it. 279 00:21:39,989 --> 00:21:42,115 - He can't have it near him. - Hang on. 280 00:21:43,993 --> 00:21:46,328 There's my phone. Okay, that's it. 281 00:21:47,580 --> 00:21:49,164 Thanks. 282 00:21:53,961 --> 00:21:56,504 Okay. What the hell happened? Why is he here? 283 00:21:56,714 --> 00:21:59,925 It started when Charles stole his neighbour's newspaper. 284 00:22:00,134 --> 00:22:01,843 What? He never leaves the house. 285 00:22:02,053 --> 00:22:03,386 I don't have all the details. 286 00:22:03,596 --> 00:22:05,805 Police found him in a very agitated state. 287 00:22:06,015 --> 00:22:08,183 He was confrontational and incoherent. 288 00:22:08,392 --> 00:22:10,268 How come you didn't call me? 289 00:22:10,478 --> 00:22:11,978 Why did I have to hear about this... 290 00:22:12,188 --> 00:22:14,856 through my brother's prick of a law partner? 291 00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:18,360 The only contact information we could find was a business card. 292 00:22:18,778 --> 00:22:20,820 Jimmy, in my opinion... 293 00:22:21,030 --> 00:22:25,408 Charles should be committed for 30 days of psychiatric observation. 294 00:22:25,618 --> 00:22:29,579 As a family member, you can submit a petition for him to be evaluated. 295 00:22:29,789 --> 00:22:32,082 There's an excellent facility in Las Cruces. 296 00:22:32,291 --> 00:22:35,210 He can be there tomorrow. 297 00:22:36,379 --> 00:22:38,380 I'd rather not. 298 00:22:38,589 --> 00:22:41,216 Hey, buddy. Hey, I'm right here. 299 00:22:41,425 --> 00:22:43,510 - Oh, hey, Chuck. - Excuse me. 300 00:22:44,178 --> 00:22:48,390 Mr. McGill, my name is Dr. Cruz. Do you know why you're in the hospital? 301 00:22:48,599 --> 00:22:52,394 The police kicked in my door. No warrant. 302 00:22:52,603 --> 00:22:53,895 No cause. 303 00:22:54,105 --> 00:22:57,065 I wasn't incoherent. They just weren't listening. 304 00:22:57,274 --> 00:22:59,317 They Tasered me, Jimmy. 305 00:22:59,527 --> 00:23:00,860 Oh, Jesus. 306 00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:03,363 Kim? 307 00:23:03,572 --> 00:23:07,701 - I'm sorry, I can give you privacy. - No, no, no, that's all right. Stay. 308 00:23:07,910 --> 00:23:11,162 Howard called me. He's very concerned about you. 309 00:23:11,372 --> 00:23:14,207 How are you feeling now, Mr. McGill? 310 00:23:14,417 --> 00:23:17,168 Do...? Do you have a phone or a pager... 311 00:23:17,378 --> 00:23:21,047 - Or anything with a battery? - I don't think so. I... 312 00:23:25,553 --> 00:23:27,345 Yeah. 313 00:23:28,055 --> 00:23:29,556 Oversight. Sorry about that. 314 00:23:32,059 --> 00:23:35,520 Can you tell me a little more about your... 315 00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:37,647 - situation? - It's not a situation. 316 00:23:37,857 --> 00:23:39,649 It's a condition. 317 00:23:39,859 --> 00:23:42,068 Electromagnetic hypersensitivity. 318 00:23:42,278 --> 00:23:45,572 For reasons unknown, my nervous system has become sensitized... 319 00:23:45,781 --> 00:23:48,825 to certain frequencies of electromagnetic radiation. 320 00:23:49,035 --> 00:23:51,578 Your brother called it an allergy to electricity. 321 00:23:51,787 --> 00:23:53,621 Well, it's an oversimplification. 322 00:23:54,415 --> 00:23:56,166 But it's essentially correct. 323 00:23:57,126 --> 00:24:02,338 Electronic devices create their own electromagnetic fields. 324 00:24:02,923 --> 00:24:04,966 The closer I am to such devices... 325 00:24:05,176 --> 00:24:07,761 - the worse my symptoms. - Which are? 326 00:24:07,970 --> 00:24:10,221 Burning sensation on my skin... 327 00:24:10,431 --> 00:24:13,141 a sharp, cold pain in my bones... 328 00:24:13,350 --> 00:24:16,352 muscle fatigue, heart palpitations... 329 00:24:16,562 --> 00:24:18,021 blurred vision... 330 00:24:18,230 --> 00:24:19,564 tinnitus... 331 00:24:19,774 --> 00:24:22,692 vertigo, nausea, shortness of breath. 332 00:24:22,902 --> 00:24:24,319 - A general... - It hurts. 333 00:24:24,528 --> 00:24:25,653 Yes, it hurts. 334 00:24:25,863 --> 00:24:29,199 When did you first experience these symptoms? 335 00:24:30,409 --> 00:24:34,079 - Must have been... - You left the office 18 months ago. 336 00:24:34,288 --> 00:24:38,208 Well, in that case, must have been almost two years. 337 00:24:38,417 --> 00:24:40,210 Two years? That's a... 338 00:24:40,419 --> 00:24:42,921 That's a long time to live with discomfort. 339 00:24:43,130 --> 00:24:44,172 Well, there it is. 340 00:24:46,258 --> 00:24:48,259 You think I'm crazy. 341 00:24:48,469 --> 00:24:49,677 I never said that. 342 00:24:49,887 --> 00:24:52,430 No, you didn't, because you're very polite. 343 00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:53,973 But you think it. 344 00:24:54,183 --> 00:24:56,851 Otherwise you wouldn't be talking about commitment. 345 00:24:57,061 --> 00:24:59,979 - You find that idea distressing? - Who the hell wouldn't? 346 00:25:00,189 --> 00:25:04,067 I find it inappropriate for a person... 347 00:25:04,276 --> 00:25:06,319 suffering from a physical condition. 348 00:25:08,239 --> 00:25:11,282 Anyone who's spent more than a few minutes with me knows... 349 00:25:11,492 --> 00:25:14,953 that this isn't some kind of delusion. Wouldn't you agree, Kim? 350 00:25:15,538 --> 00:25:18,540 - Of course she does. - Well, I'm not a doctor. 351 00:25:18,749 --> 00:25:20,583 You've known me for a decade. 352 00:25:20,793 --> 00:25:25,505 Have you ever seen me exhibit any sign, any sign whatsoever, of mental illness? 353 00:25:25,714 --> 00:25:27,841 See? If I thought for one second... 354 00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:31,261 you could cure me, believe me, I'd jump at the chance. 355 00:25:31,470 --> 00:25:34,222 All due respect, psychiatry doesn't have the answers. 356 00:25:34,431 --> 00:25:35,807 I'd very much like to try. 357 00:25:36,016 --> 00:25:39,686 Section 43-1-11, part E3. 358 00:25:39,895 --> 00:25:41,855 The proposed commitment is consistent... 359 00:25:42,064 --> 00:25:44,065 with the treatment needs of the client... 360 00:25:44,275 --> 00:25:47,944 and with the least drastic means principle. 361 00:25:48,154 --> 00:25:52,282 Do you think subjecting me to this pain for a month is the least drastic means? 362 00:25:52,491 --> 00:25:54,868 Might as well spend a month in a wood chipper. 363 00:25:56,996 --> 00:26:00,874 I understand your frustration. I do. 364 00:26:01,083 --> 00:26:04,961 You're obviously a highly-intelligent man... 365 00:26:05,171 --> 00:26:07,797 in difficult circumstances. 366 00:26:08,549 --> 00:26:11,593 May I ask you a question? Just for my own interest. 367 00:26:11,802 --> 00:26:12,844 Yeah. 368 00:26:13,053 --> 00:26:14,971 How do you meet the needs of daily life? 369 00:26:15,181 --> 00:26:16,639 What do you do for light? 370 00:26:16,849 --> 00:26:18,141 How do you prepare food? 371 00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:22,604 I use white gas lanterns. For cooking, I have a camp stove. 372 00:26:22,813 --> 00:26:26,149 I have a large cooler I keep filled with ice. 373 00:26:26,358 --> 00:26:29,611 It's not ideal, but I make do. 374 00:26:29,820 --> 00:26:31,404 I see. 375 00:26:31,614 --> 00:26:32,989 Well, thank you. 376 00:26:33,199 --> 00:26:37,202 Would you mind if I took a moment to speak with your brother? 377 00:26:37,995 --> 00:26:40,830 Make sure you still have your wallet when you're done. 378 00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,665 Funny guy. 379 00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:43,917 Jimmy? 380 00:26:47,671 --> 00:26:49,214 I wanna go home. 381 00:26:58,224 --> 00:26:59,432 That was a dirty trick. 382 00:26:59,642 --> 00:27:01,851 That wasn't a trick. It was a demonstration. 383 00:27:02,061 --> 00:27:06,481 This allergy to electricity isn't real. It's a manifestation of something deeper. 384 00:27:06,690 --> 00:27:10,318 I'm not saying it's 100 percent real, but Chuck is smarter than you and me. 385 00:27:10,527 --> 00:27:12,487 So we're not talking him out of this. 386 00:27:12,696 --> 00:27:15,073 And I'm not sending him to a rubber room. 387 00:27:15,282 --> 00:27:17,242 No one is talking about rubber rooms. 388 00:27:17,451 --> 00:27:19,953 - There are specialists... - He's seen specialists. 389 00:27:20,162 --> 00:27:22,538 The best doctors. None of them helped. Not one. 390 00:27:22,748 --> 00:27:24,415 So you're ready to give up? 391 00:27:24,625 --> 00:27:28,670 Who's giving up, huh? I'm... I'm the one doing the heavy lifting here. 392 00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:31,923 That white gas? Who do you think brings him that? 393 00:27:32,132 --> 00:27:35,760 And milk, bread, toilet paper and ice and every other thing he needs. 394 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:38,846 Is that helping or enabling? 395 00:27:39,682 --> 00:27:44,102 If you testify in a custodial hearing, he can get help. That's in your power. 396 00:27:44,311 --> 00:27:47,647 To be committed involuntarily, he has to be a danger to himself. 397 00:27:47,856 --> 00:27:49,649 - Or others. - And he is. 398 00:27:49,858 --> 00:27:52,735 Coleman lanterns indoors? A camp stove? 399 00:27:52,945 --> 00:27:55,947 He could burn his house down, or the entire neighbourhood. 400 00:27:56,156 --> 00:27:59,158 And then you're looking at a commitment of 10 to 20 years. 401 00:27:59,368 --> 00:28:02,620 What if...? What if he just hurts himself in a household accident? 402 00:28:02,830 --> 00:28:04,831 How does he call for help? 403 00:28:07,459 --> 00:28:09,794 You have the power to help your brother. 404 00:28:10,004 --> 00:28:11,963 Truly help him. 405 00:28:14,717 --> 00:28:16,718 Ignoring this won't make it go away. 406 00:28:21,890 --> 00:28:23,725 What would you do? 407 00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:27,186 All I know is... 408 00:28:27,396 --> 00:28:29,105 he needs help. 409 00:28:38,615 --> 00:28:42,368 Untie him. I'm getting him out of here. 410 00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:46,122 The nurse will bring you release forms. 411 00:29:00,512 --> 00:29:02,013 Oh, boy. 412 00:29:03,849 --> 00:29:05,350 - Jimmy? Kim? - I found him. 413 00:29:06,143 --> 00:29:08,811 - I thought I'd wait till you got here. - Great. 414 00:29:09,021 --> 00:29:11,314 - How's he doing? - Better. Resting. 415 00:29:11,523 --> 00:29:12,940 Good. 416 00:29:14,151 --> 00:29:17,528 Jimmy, I want you to know that I've talked to the DA... 417 00:29:17,738 --> 00:29:21,407 and he absolutely will not sign off on any commitment papers. 418 00:29:21,617 --> 00:29:23,743 This is a physical condition, not mental. 419 00:29:23,952 --> 00:29:27,455 Chuck is of sound mind. I think we can all agree on that. 420 00:29:28,457 --> 00:29:30,416 You're a real peach, Howard. 421 00:29:30,626 --> 00:29:32,502 Of course you don't want Chuck committed. 422 00:29:32,711 --> 00:29:35,088 No, I don't. Why would I? 423 00:29:35,297 --> 00:29:38,132 If Chuck were committed, I'd become his legal guardian. 424 00:29:38,342 --> 00:29:40,968 - And I'd cash him out of HHM. - Jesus, Jimmy. Now? 425 00:29:41,178 --> 00:29:42,678 You wanna hash that out here? 426 00:29:42,888 --> 00:29:45,807 The tanning bed must have melted your brain if you think... 427 00:29:46,016 --> 00:29:49,018 - Guys, Chuck, that's why we're here. - Yes. 428 00:29:49,228 --> 00:29:50,436 Let's stay on point. 429 00:29:50,646 --> 00:29:54,315 We're talking about the well-being of a man whom we all love very much. 430 00:29:54,525 --> 00:29:55,691 There's many factors. 431 00:29:55,901 --> 00:29:59,987 - Spite doesn't have to be one of them. - I was on the fence till you showed up. 432 00:30:00,197 --> 00:30:03,449 Thanks for helping me decide. Wave bye-bye to your cash cow... 433 00:30:03,659 --> 00:30:06,702 because it's leaving the pasture. I'm committing him. 434 00:30:11,375 --> 00:30:12,959 Jimmy... Ji... Wait. 435 00:30:13,168 --> 00:30:17,004 Jimmy, wait. Jimmy... Jimmy, can you wait? 436 00:30:17,214 --> 00:30:20,425 Jimmy, wait a second. Listen, I agree that Chuck needs help. 437 00:30:20,634 --> 00:30:24,262 And maybe it's the right thing to do, but you can't do it like this. 438 00:30:25,431 --> 00:30:27,807 I just wanna see that son of a bitch sweat. 439 00:30:28,016 --> 00:30:30,059 It's so obvious what he's afraid of. 440 00:30:31,270 --> 00:30:33,146 I'm taking my brother home. 441 00:30:46,243 --> 00:30:47,535 There you go, buddy. 442 00:30:47,744 --> 00:30:50,288 Yeah, there you go. Okay, some steps. 443 00:30:50,497 --> 00:30:53,624 One and two, and there you go. 444 00:30:53,834 --> 00:30:55,376 Hey, you're home. 445 00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:58,296 All right? Everything's gonna be all right. 446 00:30:59,214 --> 00:31:01,299 You want something to eat? 447 00:31:02,092 --> 00:31:03,801 Some tea? Cup of tea? 448 00:31:04,011 --> 00:31:05,470 Coffee. 449 00:31:06,513 --> 00:31:08,556 Coffee. Coffee it is. 450 00:31:09,224 --> 00:31:12,935 Jimmy, I'm gonna need my... 451 00:31:13,145 --> 00:31:15,021 I don't... I... I... 452 00:31:15,230 --> 00:31:17,356 Oh, it's... 453 00:31:19,318 --> 00:31:20,443 Yeah. 454 00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:04,237 Wanna talk about this? 455 00:32:05,822 --> 00:32:06,989 Nothing to talk about. 456 00:32:07,199 --> 00:32:11,285 You took the paper, you saw this, you got sick. 457 00:32:12,663 --> 00:32:14,330 What's your point? 458 00:32:14,540 --> 00:32:19,126 Chuck, I think you got sick because you saw this story. 459 00:32:19,836 --> 00:32:22,296 Whenever you think I've done something wrong... 460 00:32:22,506 --> 00:32:24,632 something questionable, you get worse. 461 00:32:24,841 --> 00:32:27,635 I didn't get sick because I read about you in the paper. 462 00:32:27,844 --> 00:32:28,886 I got sick... 463 00:32:29,096 --> 00:32:32,890 because I went out of my house to retrieve the paper... 464 00:32:34,184 --> 00:32:36,227 I'm too tired for this argument, Jimmy. 465 00:32:36,436 --> 00:32:38,104 I've had it too many times. 466 00:32:38,313 --> 00:32:41,983 You think this is the return of Slippin' Jimmy, but it's not. 467 00:32:42,192 --> 00:32:43,234 All right. 468 00:32:43,443 --> 00:32:46,571 You think the billboard thing was unethical. 469 00:32:46,780 --> 00:32:49,991 But it was promotion. It was advertising, that's all. 470 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,452 Which wasn't even allowed until five Supreme Court justices... 471 00:32:53,662 --> 00:32:56,205 went bonkers in Bates v. State Bar of Arizona. 472 00:32:56,832 --> 00:32:59,041 But in any event... 473 00:33:00,294 --> 00:33:03,421 It's legal. If you wanna advertise, that's your business. 474 00:33:03,630 --> 00:33:05,339 Business being the operative word. 475 00:33:05,549 --> 00:33:08,551 Because I have gotten business off of this. 476 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,597 Legit business. Wills, trusts. 477 00:33:12,806 --> 00:33:16,517 I'm kind of starting to specialise in elder law. 478 00:33:16,727 --> 00:33:17,935 - Elder law? - Yeah. 479 00:33:18,145 --> 00:33:20,813 The things the elderly have to deal with. I mean... 480 00:33:21,023 --> 00:33:24,025 relatives coming after their savings, telemarketers... 481 00:33:24,234 --> 00:33:27,778 reverse-mortgage scams. I mean, getting old sucks. 482 00:33:27,988 --> 00:33:32,491 Seniors need someone on their side, so you're looking at him. 483 00:33:34,161 --> 00:33:37,371 Oh, that sounds promising. 484 00:33:37,581 --> 00:33:40,082 But it has nothing to do with my condition. 485 00:33:40,292 --> 00:33:42,710 Chuck, I'm gonna make you a promise right now. 486 00:33:42,919 --> 00:33:45,254 Not necessary, not requested. 487 00:33:45,464 --> 00:33:47,923 Okay. The billboard was a one-time thing. 488 00:33:48,133 --> 00:33:50,926 I'm a good lawyer. I just needed some razzmatazz. 489 00:33:51,136 --> 00:33:53,846 You know, to get the ball rolling. Some showmanship. 490 00:33:54,056 --> 00:33:55,473 That's all it was. It's done now. 491 00:33:55,724 --> 00:33:56,891 - It's over. - All right. 492 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:59,602 From here on out, I'm gonna play by the rules. 493 00:33:59,811 --> 00:34:02,271 - As any lawyer should. - Exactly. 494 00:34:02,481 --> 00:34:04,523 There are clients out there who need me. 495 00:34:04,733 --> 00:34:08,194 I'm gonna give them the best representation I know how to provide. 496 00:34:08,403 --> 00:34:12,114 I'm on the up-and-up, okay? I will be good. 497 00:34:12,324 --> 00:34:16,869 Slippin' Jimmy, he's back in Cicero. Dead and buried. 498 00:34:21,458 --> 00:34:22,917 Okay. 499 00:34:25,128 --> 00:34:26,837 We'll see. 500 00:34:27,464 --> 00:34:28,964 Where you going? 501 00:34:29,174 --> 00:34:31,550 Somebody's gotta make that coffee. 502 00:34:39,768 --> 00:34:41,018 I'm sure the truth will come out... 503 00:34:41,228 --> 00:34:44,647 if indeed that's what we're all interested in. 504 00:34:44,898 --> 00:34:46,857 I know everybody in this courtroom... 505 00:34:47,067 --> 00:34:49,819 has strong feelings about Nicholas Baron's past... 506 00:34:50,028 --> 00:34:54,573 but I submit he is not on trial here for his past. 507 00:34:54,783 --> 00:34:59,870 He is on trial for the murders of Donald Kovack and Eddie Alonzo. 508 00:35:02,332 --> 00:35:04,458 Single-breasted. 509 00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:09,130 Light blue or cream. 510 00:35:09,339 --> 00:35:11,090 It's blue. 511 00:35:12,801 --> 00:35:14,760 Linen. 512 00:35:23,854 --> 00:35:26,480 Simple. Single pocket. 513 00:36:02,225 --> 00:36:03,893 Thank you. 514 00:36:41,556 --> 00:36:44,517 Hello there. James McGill, attorney at law. 515 00:36:44,726 --> 00:36:47,978 - How are you this fine morning? - I'm just fine. How about you? 516 00:36:48,188 --> 00:36:51,315 Oh, very good. Play fair. 517 00:36:51,525 --> 00:36:55,194 Oh, what do we got here? I see... 518 00:36:55,403 --> 00:36:57,655 a piece is trying to get away here. 519 00:36:57,864 --> 00:36:59,114 Enjoy the Jell-O. 520 00:36:59,324 --> 00:37:02,493 Get to the bottom. Wait, who's the banker here? 521 00:37:02,702 --> 00:37:05,246 That's the only one I wanna talk to. There he is. 522 00:37:05,455 --> 00:37:07,039 - How are you? - Hey. I'm good. 523 00:37:07,249 --> 00:37:08,833 Whoa, what a grip, young man. 524 00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:11,502 Watch out, that's my will-writing hand. 525 00:37:11,711 --> 00:37:13,587 - I'm quite strong, you know. - Okay. 526 00:37:13,797 --> 00:37:16,882 Hello, ladies. You look beautiful today. 527 00:37:17,759 --> 00:37:19,176 All right over there? 528 00:37:19,386 --> 00:37:21,762 Very good. Play fair. 529 00:37:21,972 --> 00:37:23,013 No betting. 530 00:37:23,223 --> 00:37:25,724 Wait a second, is that Veronica Lake? 531 00:37:25,934 --> 00:37:28,143 Give me a hug, beautiful. 532 00:37:29,187 --> 00:37:31,105 Yes. You look great today. 533 00:37:31,314 --> 00:37:33,649 All right. No cheating, no hiding the tablet. 534 00:37:33,859 --> 00:37:35,943 Oh, what do we have here? 535 00:37:45,036 --> 00:37:47,746 Hey, there he is. The man in the booth. 536 00:37:47,956 --> 00:37:50,332 John Wilkes Booth. Booth Tarkington. 537 00:37:50,542 --> 00:37:51,917 What you reading there? 538 00:37:52,127 --> 00:37:55,754 The Complete Annotated Book of Rules for Parking Validation? 539 00:37:55,964 --> 00:37:57,006 No. 540 00:37:57,215 --> 00:38:00,342 The rules for parking validation are actually pretty simple. 541 00:38:00,552 --> 00:38:02,678 Most people get it on the first try. 542 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:08,267 Well, you'll be pleased to know I have the requisite stickers. 543 00:38:08,476 --> 00:38:10,603 Be still my heart. 544 00:38:10,812 --> 00:38:12,062 And... 545 00:38:13,148 --> 00:38:15,316 you can have this as well. 546 00:38:15,525 --> 00:38:17,484 I'm doing elder law now. 547 00:38:17,694 --> 00:38:19,403 Need a will, call McGill. 548 00:38:19,613 --> 00:38:24,241 So give me a call if you... 549 00:38:24,451 --> 00:38:28,579 If you happen to know any elders. 550 00:38:29,664 --> 00:38:33,375 - Good night. - Couldn't have a bad one if I tried. 551 00:39:07,243 --> 00:39:09,870 - Good night. - Good night. 552 00:39:31,643 --> 00:39:33,394 Have a good one. 553 00:39:36,982 --> 00:39:39,775 He drove in from El Paso, but he made good time. 554 00:39:45,407 --> 00:39:46,991 Pick it up on pancakes. 555 00:40:02,799 --> 00:40:05,175 - Eggs over-medium. - Hash browns. 556 00:40:11,099 --> 00:40:12,516 Eggs over, pick it up. 557 00:42:23,773 --> 00:42:24,898 Don't be so silly. 558 00:42:25,108 --> 00:42:27,401 - There's nobody around. - You never can tell. 559 00:42:27,610 --> 00:42:29,278 - Then I'll come in. - I wouldn't. 560 00:42:29,487 --> 00:42:32,030 - We're going to be late. - Don't be bashful, Lucy. 561 00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:34,825 I'm not bashful, but I've never kissed you before. 562 00:42:35,034 --> 00:42:36,952 And I don't think this is the place. 563 00:42:37,162 --> 00:42:41,415 Gosh, if you knew how crazy I am about you, you wouldn't hesitate. I can't sleep. 564 00:42:41,624 --> 00:42:45,711 - Why don't you take some hot milk? - I must be in love because I started... 565 00:43:19,579 --> 00:43:21,371 Long way from home, aren't you? 566 00:43:21,581 --> 00:43:23,624 You and me both.