1 00:00:17,881 --> 00:00:19,507 Jesus. 2 00:00:19,717 --> 00:00:20,967 It can't be done. 3 00:00:21,176 --> 00:00:23,094 You sure about that? 4 00:00:24,388 --> 00:00:25,638 There's a trick, huh? 5 00:00:25,848 --> 00:00:29,308 There's gotta be. This guy wouldn't put money on it unless there's a trick. 6 00:00:29,518 --> 00:00:32,562 I'm telling you, it can't be done. 7 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:34,439 So you give up? 8 00:00:36,275 --> 00:00:38,484 Yeah. All right. 9 00:00:42,197 --> 00:00:43,906 Let's see it. 10 00:00:49,913 --> 00:00:51,664 - Wait, what? - No way. 11 00:00:52,499 --> 00:00:56,085 - Show me that again. - Sure. You got another 20? 12 00:00:57,004 --> 00:00:59,088 Screw this. 13 00:01:00,090 --> 00:01:01,883 Don't go away mad. 14 00:01:02,092 --> 00:01:04,927 Oh, hey, guys. You wanna buy a Rolex? 15 00:01:05,137 --> 00:01:08,055 Whoa, whoa, hold on. How much for that cheap piece of crap? 16 00:01:08,265 --> 00:01:10,016 - Look what the wind blew in. - Hey. 17 00:01:10,225 --> 00:01:14,437 Holy crap. Jimmy, my man. I said you would beat the rap. 18 00:01:14,646 --> 00:01:16,731 - Hey, Merna. Set him up. - No thanks. I'm good. 19 00:01:16,940 --> 00:01:19,817 No, go on. He don't mean it. You just got out of jail. Come on. 20 00:01:20,027 --> 00:01:22,153 You're not gonna have a drink? That'll be the day. 21 00:01:22,362 --> 00:01:25,072 Settle down. I'm in a rush. My brother's outside in a taxi. 22 00:01:25,282 --> 00:01:27,325 - The meter's running. - What, Chuck's outside? 23 00:01:27,534 --> 00:01:30,495 Tell him to pull that broomstick out of his ass and get in here. 24 00:01:30,704 --> 00:01:32,663 No. We got no time. We're catching a plane. 25 00:01:32,873 --> 00:01:34,457 I came here to say goodbye. 26 00:01:34,666 --> 00:01:37,710 I'm moving to Albuquerque, New Mexico. 27 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:39,462 Mexico? You skip bail? 28 00:01:40,172 --> 00:01:43,216 New Mexico. You know, like Bugs Bunny and the Road Runner. 29 00:01:43,425 --> 00:01:45,259 Okay, yeah. What are you gonna do there? 30 00:01:45,469 --> 00:01:49,055 I'm gonna work at his law firm, like in the mailroom. To start, anyways. 31 00:01:49,264 --> 00:01:53,142 Now you're talking crazy. You just got out of jail. Now you wanna go back? 32 00:01:53,352 --> 00:01:55,520 - Working for him, that's all that is. - Marco. 33 00:01:57,022 --> 00:01:59,982 I was done, you understand? I didn't beat the rap. 34 00:02:00,192 --> 00:02:04,278 Chuck flew in and saved my ass. It's time to make some changes. 35 00:02:04,488 --> 00:02:07,657 Hey. Listen to me. You're Slippin' Jimmy. 36 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:09,408 What do you got to change, huh? 37 00:02:09,618 --> 00:02:12,078 Everything. It's time to grow up. 38 00:02:12,287 --> 00:02:16,207 - Yeah, according to who? Chuck? - The same goes for you, man. 39 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:19,585 You want to spend the rest of your life on that stool? 40 00:02:19,795 --> 00:02:22,380 I mean, come on, Marco. Look at yourself. 41 00:02:23,715 --> 00:02:26,050 All right, that's him. I gotta hit it. 42 00:02:26,260 --> 00:02:29,428 - Jeez. His master's voice. - Really? 43 00:02:29,638 --> 00:02:33,599 Come on. Go outside. Tell Chuckles that you got some business you forgot. 44 00:02:33,809 --> 00:02:34,851 - Marco. - Come on. 45 00:02:35,060 --> 00:02:37,061 You gotta have one last blowout. 46 00:02:37,271 --> 00:02:38,855 We'll do the watch thing again. 47 00:02:39,064 --> 00:02:42,275 But maybe we'll pull that tar-money scam you were talking about. 48 00:02:42,484 --> 00:02:43,526 Get some girls. 49 00:02:43,735 --> 00:02:45,778 - I made a promise. - Yeah, you made a promise. 50 00:02:45,988 --> 00:02:48,072 But it was... What do you call it? Under duress. 51 00:02:48,282 --> 00:02:52,326 Look, he got you out of jail, okay? But he's your brother. 52 00:02:52,536 --> 00:02:55,621 - I mean, what else is he gonna do? - Marco. Listen to me, all right? 53 00:02:55,831 --> 00:02:57,248 Chuck's not making me do this. 54 00:02:57,457 --> 00:03:00,710 He's giving me an opportunity and I'm grabbing it. 55 00:03:02,337 --> 00:03:05,840 Gee, it's like watching Miles Davis give up the trumpet. 56 00:03:06,049 --> 00:03:08,134 What? What does that even mean? 57 00:03:08,343 --> 00:03:11,220 It's just a waste, is all I'm saying. 58 00:03:12,055 --> 00:03:14,473 Look, I'm gonna fly out there. I'm gonna get settled. 59 00:03:14,683 --> 00:03:16,976 And I'll call you, okay? 60 00:03:17,185 --> 00:03:19,061 All right, Jimmy. 61 00:03:19,271 --> 00:03:22,857 Hey, have a safe flight, all right? 62 00:04:22,250 --> 00:04:23,709 Hey. 63 00:04:24,086 --> 00:04:25,544 Hey. 64 00:04:26,046 --> 00:04:27,755 What's up? 65 00:04:28,632 --> 00:04:30,800 Just waiting to talk to Howard. 66 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:33,427 Can I ask about what? 67 00:04:34,346 --> 00:04:39,141 I'm taking your advice. I'm giving the case to HHM. 68 00:04:39,351 --> 00:04:40,768 Why? 69 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:43,729 The fact that Chuck doesn't want me here... 70 00:04:43,939 --> 00:04:45,690 has something to do with it. 71 00:04:49,194 --> 00:04:50,319 I'm so sorry. 72 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:54,573 - Why didn't you just tell me? - I just... 73 00:04:56,451 --> 00:04:58,995 I didn't want you hating your own brother. 74 00:05:03,417 --> 00:05:06,627 How'd you find out? Did Kim tell you? 75 00:05:06,837 --> 00:05:09,338 I figured it out on my own. 76 00:05:09,548 --> 00:05:11,590 It's about time, right? 77 00:05:12,467 --> 00:05:16,262 I brought the Sandpiper stuff with me. It's down in my car. 78 00:05:16,471 --> 00:05:19,015 I figure your guys could do the outreach. 79 00:05:19,224 --> 00:05:21,600 If any of those geezers don't wanna sign with you... 80 00:05:21,810 --> 00:05:24,520 Just give me their names, I'll talk them into it. 81 00:05:25,272 --> 00:05:29,316 You know, Jimmy, I never wanted it to go this way. 82 00:05:30,485 --> 00:05:33,654 - If it had been up to me, we would have... - Howard, I get it. 83 00:05:35,449 --> 00:05:37,742 Your brother's very important to the firm. 84 00:05:37,951 --> 00:05:40,161 Sorry I called you a pig fucker. 85 00:05:40,704 --> 00:05:42,163 Well... 86 00:05:44,082 --> 00:05:46,125 We owe you some money, don't we? 87 00:05:47,252 --> 00:05:48,627 The of-counsel fee. 88 00:05:49,504 --> 00:05:52,089 I think we discussed 20,000. 89 00:05:52,299 --> 00:05:54,967 That and whatever the common-fund proceeds of Sandpiper... 90 00:05:55,177 --> 00:05:57,803 ultimately adds up to, you'll receive 20 percent of that. 91 00:05:58,013 --> 00:06:00,347 Should be a very nice payday for you when it comes. 92 00:06:00,557 --> 00:06:01,599 Yep. 93 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:04,894 I've got something for you too. 94 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:07,730 It's a shopping list for Chuck. 95 00:06:07,939 --> 00:06:10,649 He's doing better, but he still needs deliveries every day. 96 00:06:10,859 --> 00:06:13,986 I think he'd be more comfortable with someone else doing it. 97 00:06:14,362 --> 00:06:15,446 I see. 98 00:06:15,655 --> 00:06:19,033 You don't have to do it personally. It just needs to get done. 99 00:06:19,242 --> 00:06:22,369 It's pretty straightforward. The ice is a pain in the ass. 100 00:06:22,579 --> 00:06:26,832 But he needs it. I usually sneak into a motel and fill a garbage bag. 101 00:06:27,042 --> 00:06:30,920 But you can have whoever you hire just buy it. 102 00:06:31,463 --> 00:06:33,339 Most important thing is the newspapers. 103 00:06:33,548 --> 00:06:36,383 The New York Times. The Wall Street Journal. They're a must. 104 00:06:36,593 --> 00:06:39,804 There's a newsstand on Eubank that has both of them at 6 a.m. 105 00:06:40,013 --> 00:06:43,474 Which is good. He's an early riser. The Albuquerque Journal gets delivered. 106 00:06:43,683 --> 00:06:45,851 But somebody still has to bring it in for him. 107 00:06:46,061 --> 00:06:48,771 You've been doing all of this every day? 108 00:06:49,564 --> 00:06:51,816 For over a year? 109 00:06:52,776 --> 00:06:56,237 - You'll take care of this? - Absolutely. 110 00:06:56,446 --> 00:06:58,364 I'll get it done and done right. 111 00:07:03,328 --> 00:07:05,204 I always liked you, Jimmy. 112 00:07:06,164 --> 00:07:09,667 Remember? I used to call you Charlie Hustle. 113 00:07:09,876 --> 00:07:12,128 Yeah, I remember that. 114 00:07:24,683 --> 00:07:27,184 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 115 00:07:36,111 --> 00:07:38,195 That was nice. 116 00:07:38,405 --> 00:07:40,322 You sure you're all right? 117 00:07:40,532 --> 00:07:44,034 - It's not a crime to let it out. - There's nothing to let out. 118 00:07:44,244 --> 00:07:46,412 Chuck's a sick man. 119 00:07:46,621 --> 00:07:48,455 That's no excuse. 120 00:07:48,915 --> 00:07:51,625 He's my brother. He thinks I'm a scumbag. 121 00:07:51,835 --> 00:07:54,378 There's nothing I can do to change that. 122 00:07:54,588 --> 00:07:56,839 What else is there to say? 123 00:07:58,008 --> 00:08:00,092 Wow, that's mature. 124 00:08:00,468 --> 00:08:02,595 Dalai Lama's got nothing on me. 125 00:08:15,066 --> 00:08:20,446 O-64. As in, oh, to be 64 again. 126 00:08:20,989 --> 00:08:22,948 O-64. 127 00:08:23,158 --> 00:08:28,954 All right. Next up, we got N-32. 128 00:08:29,164 --> 00:08:34,668 N as in Nancy Reagan, First Lady with a lot of style. 129 00:08:34,878 --> 00:08:37,087 Anybody else seen Hellcats of the Navy? 130 00:08:37,797 --> 00:08:40,883 All right. No winners yet? 131 00:08:41,092 --> 00:08:45,596 Okay. Here's B-2. 132 00:08:45,805 --> 00:08:48,515 Just like the B-2 bomber, the Stealth. 133 00:08:48,725 --> 00:08:51,435 Probably one taking off over at Kirtland right now. 134 00:08:51,645 --> 00:08:55,356 We would never know because it's stealthy. 135 00:08:55,565 --> 00:08:57,691 Still no winners? 136 00:08:57,901 --> 00:08:58,943 No? 137 00:08:59,819 --> 00:09:02,029 Here we have... 138 00:09:02,239 --> 00:09:06,951 B-4. Another B. How about that. As in... 139 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:11,455 Before too long, we're gonna have another winner. 140 00:09:12,916 --> 00:09:15,084 No? Nobody? Okay. 141 00:09:16,753 --> 00:09:18,128 All right. 142 00:09:18,338 --> 00:09:20,130 And here comes... 143 00:09:22,676 --> 00:09:27,763 Hey, it's our old friend B. B-12. 144 00:09:30,225 --> 00:09:33,769 B as in... 145 00:09:33,979 --> 00:09:36,272 B as in... 146 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:39,066 betrayal. 147 00:09:39,276 --> 00:09:44,113 Benedict Arnold betrayed the United States. 148 00:09:45,532 --> 00:09:47,825 Still no winners? 149 00:09:48,034 --> 00:09:49,702 No? 150 00:09:49,911 --> 00:09:51,370 Okay. 151 00:09:52,622 --> 00:09:53,664 Here it is. 152 00:09:57,752 --> 00:10:00,087 Oh, what are the odds? 153 00:10:00,297 --> 00:10:03,549 Four B's in a row. That's... 154 00:10:04,926 --> 00:10:06,969 B-7. 155 00:10:07,846 --> 00:10:09,930 B as in... 156 00:10:11,683 --> 00:10:13,684 B as in... 157 00:10:13,893 --> 00:10:15,602 brother. 158 00:10:15,979 --> 00:10:17,688 Brother. 159 00:10:19,607 --> 00:10:22,776 B-7. Seven brides for seven brothers. 160 00:10:22,986 --> 00:10:26,322 I'm sure a lot of you have brothers. It's not like mine though. 161 00:10:26,531 --> 00:10:31,285 Any winners yet? Take another look, okay? I'll wait. 162 00:10:31,494 --> 00:10:35,873 I'm gonna say if it's another B, we could have a real problem here. 163 00:10:43,214 --> 00:10:44,840 And... 164 00:10:45,216 --> 00:10:48,510 Hey, it is another B. 165 00:10:49,721 --> 00:10:52,097 B-5, as in... 166 00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:56,560 Boy, this B thing is really starting to tick me off. 167 00:10:56,770 --> 00:11:01,231 B as in battleship. B as in bourbon. B as in Belize. 168 00:11:01,441 --> 00:11:04,193 Beautiful place, so I've heard. 169 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:09,656 I would love to go there, but let's face it, that's never gonna happen. 170 00:11:09,866 --> 00:11:14,078 None of us is ever leaving this godforsaken wasteland. 171 00:11:18,833 --> 00:11:20,376 Sorry. 172 00:11:20,794 --> 00:11:22,544 Scratch that. 173 00:11:22,754 --> 00:11:24,004 Moving on? 174 00:11:25,423 --> 00:11:28,175 I mean, what is it with this place? 175 00:11:28,385 --> 00:11:31,011 It's like living inside an Easy Bake Oven. 176 00:11:31,221 --> 00:11:32,596 I mean, look out that window. 177 00:11:32,806 --> 00:11:37,393 It's like a soulless, radioactive Georgia O'Keeffe hellscape out there... 178 00:11:37,602 --> 00:11:40,270 crawling with coral snakes and scorpions, and... 179 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:44,274 You ever see the movie The Hills Have Eyes? It's a documentary. 180 00:11:44,484 --> 00:11:48,070 God forbid, your car breaks down, you have to walk 10 steps. 181 00:11:48,279 --> 00:11:52,616 You have melanoma the size of a pineapple where your head used to be. 182 00:11:53,326 --> 00:11:59,623 So you ask, why? Why, if that's how I feel, why do I live here? Why? 183 00:11:59,916 --> 00:12:01,959 Excuse me. 184 00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:06,797 - Are you gonna read that number? - Yeah. I'm gonna read your number. 185 00:12:07,006 --> 00:12:09,216 It's another B. 186 00:12:09,843 --> 00:12:16,223 It's another freaking B. Of course. Why not? Why not? 187 00:12:18,268 --> 00:12:20,436 And the next number... 188 00:12:27,944 --> 00:12:30,696 Quick question. Who here knows what a Chicago Sunroof is? 189 00:12:30,905 --> 00:12:35,159 Anybody? You, sir? No? Okay. 190 00:12:35,368 --> 00:12:39,538 True story. Back home, there was this guy named Chet. 191 00:12:39,747 --> 00:12:42,124 Now, Chet was a real asshole. 192 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:47,588 He might have owed me some money. He might have slept with my wife... 193 00:12:47,797 --> 00:12:51,717 before she became my ex-wife. The details don't matter. 194 00:12:51,926 --> 00:12:55,679 Suffice it to say, I was wronged. 195 00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:58,223 All right. So one summer evening... 196 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:01,727 I was out having a few drinks, one or two, maybe three. 197 00:13:01,936 --> 00:13:07,024 You get the picture. And who do I see? Chet. 198 00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:10,611 He drove up and he double-parked outside a Dairy Queen... 199 00:13:10,820 --> 00:13:13,447 and went in to get some soft serve. Now, Chet drove... 200 00:13:13,656 --> 00:13:15,199 And this will give you an idea... 201 00:13:15,408 --> 00:13:17,910 of exactly what kind of a douche bag this guy was. 202 00:13:18,119 --> 00:13:23,582 Drove a white pearlescent BMW 7 Series with white leather interior. 203 00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:29,004 So I saw that thing and I had had a few, like I said. 204 00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:31,131 And... 205 00:13:31,925 --> 00:13:35,594 I climbed up top and I may have... 206 00:13:38,181 --> 00:13:40,224 defecated... 207 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:42,726 through the sunroof. 208 00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:54,696 Not my finest hour, I'll grant you that. 209 00:13:55,406 --> 00:13:59,284 But that's what a Chicago Sunroof is. Now you know. 210 00:13:59,494 --> 00:14:03,038 It's a real thing. I didn't make it up. 211 00:14:03,248 --> 00:14:07,167 I'm not the first person to do it. There's a name for it. 212 00:14:08,753 --> 00:14:12,130 Guy wanted some soft serve, I gave him some soft serve. 213 00:14:13,216 --> 00:14:17,094 I did not know that his children were in the backseat. 214 00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:21,974 There was a level of tint on the windows that I'll maintain to this day... 215 00:14:22,183 --> 00:14:25,769 was not legal in an Illinois licensed vehicle. 216 00:14:25,979 --> 00:14:28,981 But somehow, that's on me, I guess. 217 00:14:30,817 --> 00:14:32,818 Who leaves two Cub Scouts... 218 00:14:33,027 --> 00:14:36,488 in a double-parked car with the engine running? 219 00:14:36,698 --> 00:14:38,365 Come on. 220 00:14:39,576 --> 00:14:44,538 Now, Chet was connected, see? Like Cicero, connected. 221 00:14:44,747 --> 00:14:47,583 So usually I'd be looking at malicious mischief... 222 00:14:47,792 --> 00:14:51,044 public intoxication, disorderly conduct, maybe. 223 00:14:51,254 --> 00:14:55,257 But he's got the DA saying indecent exposure. 224 00:14:55,466 --> 00:14:57,593 Calling me a sex offender. What? 225 00:14:57,802 --> 00:15:03,015 One little Chicago Sunroof, and suddenly I'm Charles Manson? 226 00:15:03,224 --> 00:15:06,184 And that's where it all went off the rails. 227 00:15:06,394 --> 00:15:11,148 I've been paying for it ever since. That's why I'm here. 228 00:15:14,777 --> 00:15:16,528 I don't... 229 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:23,118 You know what? 230 00:15:23,911 --> 00:15:27,164 Any of this stuff you want, come get it. 231 00:15:28,041 --> 00:15:31,001 Kitty-cat notebooks for everybody. 232 00:16:43,574 --> 00:16:46,159 - What can I get you? - Old Style. 233 00:16:46,703 --> 00:16:49,371 - Make it two. - You got it. 234 00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:52,082 - What happened to Merna? - Merna? 235 00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:55,168 She's doing all right. She's my stepmom. 236 00:16:55,378 --> 00:16:57,587 She don't come in much anymore. 237 00:16:59,465 --> 00:17:01,675 Tell her Slippin' Jimmy says hello. 238 00:17:01,884 --> 00:17:04,261 - Slippin' Jimmy? - She'll know. 239 00:17:04,470 --> 00:17:07,556 I'll tell her. That'll be 5.50. 240 00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,373 Marco. 241 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:36,710 You gorgeous hunk of a man. 242 00:17:36,919 --> 00:17:40,255 How long will you keep me waiting? 243 00:17:41,632 --> 00:17:44,384 Wake up, you fat son of a bitch. 244 00:17:45,136 --> 00:17:47,012 Bought you a beer. 245 00:17:48,931 --> 00:17:50,098 Jimmy? 246 00:17:50,308 --> 00:17:51,975 In the flesh. 247 00:17:52,518 --> 00:17:54,853 - Come here. - Hey. 248 00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:58,064 So I'm not dark enough for you, huh? 249 00:17:58,274 --> 00:18:01,109 No, I'm just saying, I don't see any colour. 250 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:03,779 I mean, 10 years in a desert, you should look like... 251 00:18:03,988 --> 00:18:06,907 Anthony Quinn in Lawrence of Arabia. 252 00:18:07,366 --> 00:18:09,993 Turks, they paid me in golden treasure. 253 00:18:10,203 --> 00:18:13,872 Yet, I am poor. Because I am a river to my people. 254 00:18:14,499 --> 00:18:16,583 Hey, I'm Irish, okay? 255 00:18:16,793 --> 00:18:19,211 I spend my time staying out of the sun. 256 00:18:19,420 --> 00:18:22,506 Speaking of pale sons of bitches, how's your brother doing? 257 00:18:22,715 --> 00:18:24,424 Chuck's fine. 258 00:18:25,051 --> 00:18:26,968 Still working for him? 259 00:18:27,595 --> 00:18:29,471 Sometimes. 260 00:18:30,431 --> 00:18:33,683 What about you? I mean, besides falling asleep on a bar... 261 00:18:33,893 --> 00:18:36,436 at 4:00 on a Wednesday afternoon. 262 00:18:38,815 --> 00:18:42,609 - Lake Michigan Standpipe? What's that? - My brother-in-law owns the company. 263 00:18:42,819 --> 00:18:44,194 Hold it. You got married? 264 00:18:44,403 --> 00:18:46,947 No. No. No. My sister Angie's husband. 265 00:18:47,156 --> 00:18:50,575 - So, what the hell's a standpipe? - You know what a standpipe is. 266 00:18:50,785 --> 00:18:52,869 - I don't think so. - The fire department comes. 267 00:18:53,079 --> 00:18:54,579 Stick one end of the hose on the hydrant... 268 00:18:54,789 --> 00:18:56,206 the other on the standpipe. 269 00:18:56,415 --> 00:18:58,834 Water goes out the standpipe, through the sprinklers. 270 00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:01,586 And then douses the flames. It's important stuff. 271 00:19:01,796 --> 00:19:05,048 - So that's what a standpipe is, huh? - Well, it's a dry standpipe. 272 00:19:05,258 --> 00:19:09,010 - There's also the wet standpipe. - What's the difference? 273 00:19:09,220 --> 00:19:12,222 I don't know if I could explain it to a layman. 274 00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:19,479 Excuse me. How's your mom? 275 00:19:20,231 --> 00:19:23,692 She passed away about three years ago. 276 00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:27,779 That's too bad. A great lady. 277 00:19:27,989 --> 00:19:29,614 - Yeah. - From Wisconsin, right? 278 00:19:29,824 --> 00:19:31,241 Yeah. 279 00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:33,451 The funeral out there? 280 00:19:34,495 --> 00:19:36,538 No, it was here. 281 00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:38,790 Here? 282 00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:43,628 Yeah, well, we were only in town for a few days, so... 283 00:19:46,424 --> 00:19:48,717 You're in town, you didn't look me up? 284 00:19:49,343 --> 00:19:51,511 Chuck was in the middle of a big case. 285 00:19:51,721 --> 00:19:54,472 And we couldn't stay around. So... 286 00:19:58,477 --> 00:20:01,229 - Can I get you guys anything else? - I'm good. Want anything? 287 00:20:02,732 --> 00:20:04,357 Your change here for you. 288 00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:08,153 - Hey. - Thank you. 289 00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:20,790 How's my Cutlass running? 290 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,709 Gets me around. 291 00:20:23,419 --> 00:20:25,378 Well, it's a classic. 292 00:20:25,588 --> 00:20:29,883 A little bodywork, a paint job, really be something. 293 00:20:33,596 --> 00:20:35,805 So, what you gonna do while you're here? 294 00:20:36,015 --> 00:20:38,600 I don't know. See the sights, you know? 295 00:20:38,809 --> 00:20:41,519 Catch a Cubbies game from the bleachers. 296 00:20:41,729 --> 00:20:44,064 Get a hot dog at Henry's. 297 00:20:47,485 --> 00:20:49,110 Yeah. 298 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:52,948 All right. 299 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,826 I'm gonna see them tomorrow. 300 00:20:57,453 --> 00:20:59,204 Yeah, both of them. 301 00:20:59,622 --> 00:21:01,289 Okay. 302 00:21:02,208 --> 00:21:03,625 Okay. Bye. 303 00:21:03,834 --> 00:21:05,293 Is he a regular? 304 00:21:06,212 --> 00:21:07,629 No. 305 00:21:10,883 --> 00:21:13,343 You're buying. I'm selling. 306 00:21:17,181 --> 00:21:19,057 All right, then. 307 00:21:27,692 --> 00:21:29,609 All I'm asking is that you take a look. 308 00:21:29,819 --> 00:21:33,405 I'm sorry, buddy. No offence. I'm just... You know, I'm not interested. 309 00:21:33,614 --> 00:21:34,656 Come on, man. 310 00:21:34,865 --> 00:21:38,118 What's it gonna hurt to take a look? It'll take you two seconds. 311 00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:43,832 All right. All right. Show me what you got. 312 00:21:46,335 --> 00:21:47,836 Boom. 313 00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:50,797 Okay. 314 00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:53,341 You see it? 315 00:21:53,551 --> 00:21:55,969 I see a Kennedy half-dollar. 316 00:21:56,178 --> 00:21:57,929 Which way is he facing? 317 00:21:58,139 --> 00:22:00,473 JFK is facing left. 318 00:22:01,142 --> 00:22:03,101 Exactly. 319 00:22:04,145 --> 00:22:06,980 Which way is he supposed to be facing? 320 00:22:07,732 --> 00:22:10,608 Right. He's supposed to be facing right. 321 00:22:10,818 --> 00:22:14,237 Okay. So why is this one facing left? 322 00:22:15,948 --> 00:22:18,825 November 22nd, 1963. 323 00:22:19,035 --> 00:22:21,161 Kennedy is assassinated, right? 324 00:22:21,370 --> 00:22:23,329 The whole nation goes into mourning. 325 00:22:23,539 --> 00:22:25,957 They start naming everything in sight after him. 326 00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:27,917 The mint wants in on the act. 327 00:22:28,127 --> 00:22:31,004 So in '64, they decide to change the Lincoln half-dollar... 328 00:22:31,213 --> 00:22:32,881 into the Kennedy half-dollar. 329 00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:36,760 When they design it, they put Kennedy facing right, facing east. 330 00:22:36,969 --> 00:22:39,721 Just the way they had Lincoln. You know why? 331 00:22:39,930 --> 00:22:41,514 East symbolizes the dawn. 332 00:22:41,724 --> 00:22:44,350 That's why pretty much every grave everywhere faces east. 333 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:47,312 You know, so the spirit of the dead person faces the sun. 334 00:22:47,521 --> 00:22:49,481 So that thing. It's a burial thing. 335 00:22:49,690 --> 00:22:52,108 But there's one technician in the Denver mint, right? 336 00:22:52,318 --> 00:22:55,487 This guy, he believed in the New Frontier... 337 00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:56,946 Camelot, the whole deal. 338 00:22:57,156 --> 00:22:59,532 So the assassination, it just destroyed him. 339 00:22:59,742 --> 00:23:02,035 When he sees that coin with Kennedy facing east... 340 00:23:02,244 --> 00:23:05,163 facing the American past, it pissed him off. 341 00:23:05,372 --> 00:23:07,082 And so he went rogue. 342 00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:09,834 Without telling anybody, he flipped things around... 343 00:23:10,044 --> 00:23:13,922 so that Kennedy was facing west towards the New Frontier, the future. 344 00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:17,550 Now, the mint struck about 3000 of these before they figured it out. 345 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,135 They canned the guy. 346 00:23:19,345 --> 00:23:22,097 About 1000 of them made it out into general circulation. 347 00:23:22,306 --> 00:23:24,808 They managed to get most of them back, melt them down. 348 00:23:25,017 --> 00:23:31,606 But there's still 200 plus floating around out there. 349 00:23:32,274 --> 00:23:34,442 What's that? I didn't catch that. 350 00:23:34,652 --> 00:23:36,444 I didn't say anything. 351 00:23:36,654 --> 00:23:39,697 You mind, buddy? We're having a private conversation here. 352 00:23:41,992 --> 00:23:44,202 This one's not in perfect condition. 353 00:23:44,411 --> 00:23:50,458 But on the open market, I'd say it's worth 6 or 800 bucks. 354 00:23:50,668 --> 00:23:53,795 - Eight-hundred dollars? - Yeah. 355 00:23:54,004 --> 00:23:58,216 I'm hard up so I'll take $100 for it. 356 00:23:58,425 --> 00:24:02,011 You want me to give you $100 for a half-dollar? 357 00:24:02,221 --> 00:24:06,808 I want you to give me $100 for an $800 coin. 358 00:24:07,017 --> 00:24:09,227 Yeah, I don't know, man. 359 00:24:10,771 --> 00:24:13,565 I'm gonna go drain the snake. Think about it. 360 00:24:21,824 --> 00:24:23,408 This guy's playing me, right? 361 00:24:23,617 --> 00:24:26,703 - Definitely. - Slick son of a bitch. 362 00:24:26,912 --> 00:24:28,204 You know, I should... 363 00:24:33,252 --> 00:24:36,171 You know, I know this guy on Wabash. 364 00:24:36,380 --> 00:24:38,298 Coin dealer, a friend of my uncle's. 365 00:24:38,507 --> 00:24:41,259 Hey, Joey, can I use your phone? Local call. 366 00:24:41,468 --> 00:24:43,052 Keep it short. 367 00:24:44,221 --> 00:24:46,431 Let's see. 368 00:24:47,516 --> 00:24:49,017 I'm gonna call this guy. 369 00:24:49,226 --> 00:24:51,811 When he tells me this is a scam, know what I'm gonna do? 370 00:24:52,021 --> 00:24:53,271 I'm gonna call the cops. 371 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,858 And get this scumbag thrown in the can. You're my witness, okay? 372 00:24:59,361 --> 00:25:01,237 Facing west. 373 00:25:01,447 --> 00:25:03,615 My hairy ass. 374 00:25:05,367 --> 00:25:06,409 Hey. 375 00:25:06,619 --> 00:25:10,622 How you doing? Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew. 376 00:25:10,831 --> 00:25:12,415 Yeah. 377 00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:15,293 Yeah. That's right. 378 00:25:15,502 --> 00:25:18,171 Hey, this is gonna sound like the beginning of a bad joke. 379 00:25:18,380 --> 00:25:21,883 But I'm in this bar, and I got this guy spinning this cock-and-bull story... 380 00:25:22,092 --> 00:25:24,427 about this 50-cent piece he's trying to sell me. 381 00:25:24,637 --> 00:25:30,767 He says... He says Kennedy's supposed to be facing west or something. 382 00:25:32,436 --> 00:25:33,978 Yeah? 383 00:25:37,107 --> 00:25:38,608 Yeah. 384 00:25:43,822 --> 00:25:48,326 - At the tone, the time will be 5:11 p.m. - Yeah. 385 00:25:48,535 --> 00:25:49,827 That's what he said. Denver. 386 00:25:50,663 --> 00:25:52,789 Jesus, no kidding? 387 00:25:52,998 --> 00:25:58,044 Look. Listen. I gotta go. All right. Thank you. Yeah, I owe you one. 388 00:25:59,755 --> 00:26:01,464 Thanks, Joey. 389 00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:05,677 - So, what'd he say? - Yeah, he didn't really know much. 390 00:26:10,182 --> 00:26:12,433 I'll tell you what. I'll give you $50 for it. 391 00:26:12,643 --> 00:26:15,395 Fifty dollars? I'm taking a bath at $100. 392 00:26:15,604 --> 00:26:19,816 All right. Okay. Look. I got like $64 right here. 393 00:26:20,025 --> 00:26:23,444 It's an $800 coin, okay? I'm not gonna sell it to you for $64. 394 00:26:23,654 --> 00:26:25,822 If you wait for me, I'll get you 100 bucks. 395 00:26:26,031 --> 00:26:27,448 I don't know. 396 00:26:28,450 --> 00:26:31,202 Hey, buddy. I got 75 bucks right here. 397 00:26:31,412 --> 00:26:33,621 Hey, I... Sorry. I need a hundred. 398 00:26:33,831 --> 00:26:35,498 Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you. 399 00:26:35,708 --> 00:26:37,667 Mind your own business, okay? Come on. 400 00:26:37,876 --> 00:26:39,877 Cash money, $80. 401 00:26:40,087 --> 00:26:42,588 Look, if you give me a chance, I'll be back with $100... 402 00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,800 - How long will that be? - I don't know. Catch a train. Come back. 403 00:26:46,010 --> 00:26:48,011 This guy was getting ready to call the cops. 404 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:49,595 - No, I was not. - Why would you? 405 00:26:49,805 --> 00:26:52,223 - This guy is making shit up. - Hey, I got 110 here. 406 00:26:52,433 --> 00:26:53,683 - Sold. - No, no, no. 407 00:26:53,892 --> 00:26:55,727 - This guy's got the cash. - Don't do that. 408 00:26:55,936 --> 00:26:59,022 - Take care of that. It's history there. - Hey, you can't do that. 409 00:26:59,231 --> 00:27:02,275 - Money talks. You lost. It's over. - No, it's not over. 410 00:27:02,484 --> 00:27:04,527 That's crap. Where do you think you're going? 411 00:27:04,737 --> 00:27:05,778 Back off, dude. 412 00:27:05,988 --> 00:27:08,823 I'll back off when you give me the JFK back. 413 00:27:09,033 --> 00:27:11,284 Call the cops. This guy just tried to rip me off. 414 00:27:11,493 --> 00:27:13,578 This guy's a liar. I did not rip anybody off. 415 00:27:13,787 --> 00:27:17,874 Yes, you did. You come back in here, your ass is grass. I got friends, buddy. 416 00:27:18,083 --> 00:27:20,752 You hear me? You double-dealing bastard. 417 00:27:20,961 --> 00:27:23,171 I got friends! 418 00:27:28,010 --> 00:27:29,969 You are so beautiful. 419 00:27:31,847 --> 00:27:35,308 Hey, everybody. Next round's on us. 420 00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,985 All right. You listening? 421 00:27:46,195 --> 00:27:47,737 Can you keep a secret? 422 00:27:47,946 --> 00:27:50,281 Yeah. Absolutely. 423 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,868 Okay, his name is Idi Abbassi. 424 00:27:54,078 --> 00:27:57,372 He's 27 years old. He's a Nigerian prince. 425 00:27:57,581 --> 00:28:01,626 He's worth, conservatively, $400 million. 426 00:28:01,835 --> 00:28:04,420 The dictatorship of Equatorial Uqbar Orbis... 427 00:28:04,630 --> 00:28:06,672 is detaining him on trumped-up charges. 428 00:28:06,882 --> 00:28:08,925 Now, the Abbassi family, they're going crazy. 429 00:28:09,134 --> 00:28:11,636 They will reward whoever helps them get their boy back. 430 00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:13,930 The hitch is the banks have frozen their... 431 00:28:14,139 --> 00:28:16,224 assets. I'm talking Irish Sweeps tickets... 432 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:17,892 a whole trunk full of them. 433 00:28:18,102 --> 00:28:21,270 They're just sitting at O'Hare, impounded in customs. 434 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,481 Now, I know what you're saying, so what? 435 00:28:23,690 --> 00:28:25,024 I can leave this as security. 436 00:28:25,234 --> 00:28:27,819 But you got to understand, this violin is my livelihood. 437 00:28:28,028 --> 00:28:29,153 It's a valuable antique. 438 00:28:29,363 --> 00:28:32,490 What do you mean it doesn't belong to you? I'll pay 900 bucks for this. 439 00:28:32,699 --> 00:28:35,410 - Cash on the barrel. - I don't know. I hate to part with it. 440 00:28:35,619 --> 00:28:38,037 - Been in my family for years. - You can keep a secret? 441 00:28:38,247 --> 00:28:40,164 - Yeah. Absolutely. - You need a good front. 442 00:28:40,374 --> 00:28:42,792 So you're gonna have the most return on your dollars. 443 00:28:43,001 --> 00:28:44,502 But I know this customs officer. 444 00:28:44,711 --> 00:28:46,879 - Make it an investment. - If the price is right. 445 00:28:47,089 --> 00:28:49,549 I'm all about investments, all about what's coming next. 446 00:28:49,758 --> 00:28:52,802 Hey, kid, help me get my wife's car out of this bad neighbourhood. 447 00:28:53,011 --> 00:28:56,180 Sir, sir, could you help me? Tell me, are these today's numbers? 448 00:28:56,390 --> 00:28:58,558 Now, none of this was strictly legal, right? 449 00:28:58,767 --> 00:29:00,852 And the import taxes would have been a killer. 450 00:29:01,061 --> 00:29:04,897 He had to find a way to get money into the country without anyone knowing. 451 00:29:05,107 --> 00:29:08,067 He coated the cash with this black stuff, vectrol paste. 452 00:29:08,277 --> 00:29:11,988 And the only way to get it off is with this special chemical. 453 00:29:12,197 --> 00:29:15,575 - It's not cheap, but the upside? - The upside is huge. 454 00:29:15,784 --> 00:29:17,410 Can you keep a secret? 455 00:29:17,619 --> 00:29:20,663 You know, the guy in Dances With Wolves? 456 00:29:22,124 --> 00:29:23,875 A guy like you, who's got some money. 457 00:29:24,084 --> 00:29:26,586 - Got some money to throw around. - I know, who cares? 458 00:29:26,795 --> 00:29:29,088 No matter which one wins, we're gonna get a piece. 459 00:29:29,298 --> 00:29:31,799 - He's got a gambling problem. - Nobody can come after you. 460 00:29:32,009 --> 00:29:33,843 - You get the profit. - The price is right. 461 00:29:34,052 --> 00:29:35,136 It's a win-win for you. 462 00:29:35,345 --> 00:29:38,973 - It's a lose-lose for everybody else. - You tell the guy you've got a 14. 463 00:29:39,183 --> 00:29:41,809 - He checks, realises... - Why we're getting a consortium. 464 00:29:42,019 --> 00:29:44,270 It's just gonna be a piece of the pie. 465 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:47,440 But you're gonna own a full mountain range, guaranteed. 466 00:29:49,485 --> 00:29:50,860 - Can you keep... - A secret? 467 00:29:51,069 --> 00:29:53,488 - Because I really... - Really shouldn't... 468 00:29:53,697 --> 00:29:54,906 Be telling you this. 469 00:30:12,257 --> 00:30:13,841 Hey. 470 00:30:14,051 --> 00:30:15,468 Hey. 471 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:19,472 You are not Kevin Costner. 472 00:30:20,224 --> 00:30:22,016 I was last night. 473 00:30:22,893 --> 00:30:24,894 Jesus. 474 00:30:26,146 --> 00:30:27,897 Asshole. 475 00:30:28,941 --> 00:30:31,025 I mean, seriously? 476 00:30:31,944 --> 00:30:35,071 - Oh, Lucianne? Lucianne. - What? 477 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,449 - He's not Kevin Costner. - What? So who's this guy? 478 00:30:38,659 --> 00:30:41,077 Not Kevin Costner's manager. 479 00:30:41,537 --> 00:30:43,496 - Come on. Let's go. - Okay, okay. 480 00:30:43,705 --> 00:30:44,747 Come on. 481 00:30:44,957 --> 00:30:47,416 Get the hell out of this dump. 482 00:30:48,126 --> 00:30:50,586 So are you sure he's not a manager? 483 00:30:50,796 --> 00:30:53,130 Yes, Luci, I am sure. 484 00:30:53,340 --> 00:30:57,176 - He said he was gonna give me his card. - Does this look like a manager's place? 485 00:30:57,386 --> 00:31:00,513 Can I interest you ladies in some mimosas? 486 00:31:00,722 --> 00:31:03,432 At least stick around long enough to get dressed. 487 00:31:03,642 --> 00:31:06,561 - Screw you. - If you build it, I will come. 488 00:31:06,770 --> 00:31:09,855 - Luci, come on. - Okay. 489 00:31:10,065 --> 00:31:11,357 Bye. 490 00:31:11,567 --> 00:31:14,610 - Come on. - That door sticks. 491 00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:17,280 - Yeah, okay. I got it. - Okay. 492 00:31:17,489 --> 00:31:20,533 - Go. Go. - Okay. 493 00:32:17,507 --> 00:32:20,259 You have 15 messages. 494 00:32:20,469 --> 00:32:25,014 This is Greta Muller. I wanted to check to see if my will... 495 00:32:25,223 --> 00:32:28,726 My name's Gary Albert Arnold. I'd like to discuss making a... 496 00:32:28,935 --> 00:32:32,104 Hi, Mr. McGill. I'm calling on behalf of my mother. 497 00:32:32,314 --> 00:32:34,065 She's in assisted living and... 498 00:32:34,274 --> 00:32:38,611 Yes, Mr. McGill. This is Manny Hollinger again. 499 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:42,365 - Hey, Mr. McGill. - So, what's it gonna be today, pal? 500 00:32:42,866 --> 00:32:45,951 I'm up for anything and everything. 501 00:32:47,204 --> 00:32:49,747 Marco, I'm sorry. I gotta go back. 502 00:32:49,956 --> 00:32:51,499 What? 503 00:32:52,959 --> 00:32:56,253 It's been great. And I appreciate your hospitality. 504 00:32:56,463 --> 00:33:00,925 But a week's gonna have to do it. I gotta go home. 505 00:33:01,635 --> 00:33:04,053 I already called in sick. 506 00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:09,183 Come on, man. This is home. You hate it out there. 507 00:33:09,393 --> 00:33:10,893 What do you got to go back to? 508 00:33:12,312 --> 00:33:13,771 My clients. 509 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:15,856 What clients? 510 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:19,485 What are you, like a gigolo or something? 511 00:33:21,571 --> 00:33:23,239 Marco. 512 00:33:25,325 --> 00:33:27,368 I'm a lawyer. 513 00:33:27,869 --> 00:33:29,328 What? 514 00:33:29,538 --> 00:33:33,916 Honest to God. I do elder law, which is like wills and estates. 515 00:33:34,126 --> 00:33:37,712 - So you're ripping off old people? - No, I'm not ripping off old people. 516 00:33:37,921 --> 00:33:39,630 I'm not ripping off anybody. 517 00:33:40,841 --> 00:33:43,426 Holy crap. Slippin' Jimmy's a lawyer? 518 00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:49,181 No wonder you wanna go back. I mean, you got to be king of the desert. 519 00:33:49,391 --> 00:33:51,892 Driving around town in a white Caddy making bank. 520 00:33:52,102 --> 00:33:55,146 I'm not making bank. I'm making a living, more or less. 521 00:33:55,355 --> 00:33:56,439 A living? 522 00:33:56,648 --> 00:34:00,192 All due respect, you're a lawyer and you're not making bank... 523 00:34:00,402 --> 00:34:03,529 - You're doing it wrong. - I'm building something. Takes time. 524 00:34:03,739 --> 00:34:05,740 You're gonna build something, build it here. 525 00:34:05,949 --> 00:34:10,786 - Lawyers in Chicago make plenty. - I don't know what to tell you, Marco. 526 00:34:10,996 --> 00:34:13,372 - Chuck's in Albuquerque. - Again, all due respect... 527 00:34:13,582 --> 00:34:15,374 Chuck's a stuck-up douche bag. 528 00:34:15,584 --> 00:34:19,170 I hate to break it to you, but he doesn't even like you. 529 00:34:21,548 --> 00:34:23,507 He's my brother. 530 00:34:26,511 --> 00:34:29,889 Okay. I get it. 531 00:34:30,098 --> 00:34:32,725 Family. You gotta go back. 532 00:34:32,934 --> 00:34:34,310 But... 533 00:34:41,735 --> 00:34:43,486 Remember this? 534 00:34:43,945 --> 00:34:47,615 The Rolex thing. Whatever happened to the guy who used to sell us those? 535 00:34:47,824 --> 00:34:52,411 Jin Kang? He got deported. This is the last one. 536 00:34:53,205 --> 00:34:54,371 I say we go for it. 537 00:34:54,873 --> 00:34:57,500 - No. - Come on. Last time, we did what, 600? 538 00:34:57,709 --> 00:35:00,252 The hot streak we're on, I bet we'd break a grand. 539 00:35:01,004 --> 00:35:04,131 - I could lend you some cash. - I don't need the money, Jimmy. 540 00:35:04,341 --> 00:35:05,925 I need this. 541 00:35:06,468 --> 00:35:08,969 Come on. You say you're happy doing wills or whatever. 542 00:35:09,179 --> 00:35:10,805 Good for you, man. Seriously. 543 00:35:11,014 --> 00:35:15,100 But I gotta tell you, standpipes ain't cutting it for me, man. 544 00:35:15,727 --> 00:35:18,020 I got nothing, Jimmy. 545 00:35:19,356 --> 00:35:20,981 Give me this. 546 00:35:22,984 --> 00:35:24,443 Give me this, man. 547 00:35:24,653 --> 00:35:27,071 - I can't do it. - Come on. Give me this. 548 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,739 - Marco. - Give me this. Come on. 549 00:35:28,949 --> 00:35:30,491 - Listen to me. - I'm listening. 550 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:32,535 - Hey. - One last time. Come on. 551 00:35:32,744 --> 00:35:34,203 I'm not being hypnotised. 552 00:35:34,412 --> 00:35:36,831 - Okay. Come on. One more time. - I can't do it. 553 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,792 - Just one more. One more. - Hey, listen to me. 554 00:35:40,001 --> 00:35:41,335 I'm listening. Come on. 555 00:36:47,485 --> 00:36:49,278 Yeah. 556 00:36:51,072 --> 00:36:52,823 - It's gotta come from the gut. - Yeah. 557 00:36:53,033 --> 00:36:54,491 Yeah. 558 00:36:55,660 --> 00:36:57,953 Oh, that's crazy. 559 00:36:58,288 --> 00:37:00,331 Just like a wolf. Go ahead. 560 00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:02,374 No, deeper, deeper. 561 00:37:02,584 --> 00:37:07,004 Yeah, and you do that right at the moment of, you know, pure joy. 562 00:37:07,213 --> 00:37:09,673 - Yeah. - And it will escalate it... 563 00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:13,594 - Ten times. There's something... - Hey. 564 00:37:13,803 --> 00:37:16,055 - It's prehistoric. - Hey. Hey. Look. 565 00:37:25,398 --> 00:37:29,026 Fifty, two-hundred, four-hundred. 566 00:37:29,235 --> 00:37:31,528 - Whose is it? - I don't know. 567 00:37:31,738 --> 00:37:35,741 There's gotta be 1000 bucks in here. Somebody must have... 568 00:37:38,870 --> 00:37:41,080 Oh, damn. 569 00:37:51,675 --> 00:37:54,176 - Is he...? - I don't know. 570 00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:30,129 Hey, buddy, you with us? 571 00:38:31,172 --> 00:38:36,635 Look, the guy's just had too many. I say we move on. 572 00:38:37,012 --> 00:38:38,721 You wanna split this? 573 00:38:38,930 --> 00:38:40,806 Marco, you okay? 574 00:38:41,016 --> 00:38:42,599 Marco? 575 00:38:43,351 --> 00:38:47,021 - What, do you know this guy? - Hey, call 911. 576 00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:49,565 Call 911. 577 00:38:52,277 --> 00:38:53,736 Hey. 578 00:38:59,951 --> 00:39:03,120 I need an ambulance. My friend's having a heart attack. 579 00:39:03,329 --> 00:39:06,498 We're in an alley southeast of LaSalle and Shermer. 580 00:39:06,708 --> 00:39:10,127 No, I don't know. He was like this when I found him. 581 00:39:10,336 --> 00:39:14,173 Hey, hold. Marco? Marco you with me? You with me? 582 00:39:14,382 --> 00:39:16,925 - I screwed up. - No, you did good, buddy. 583 00:39:17,135 --> 00:39:19,219 Just hold on, all right? They're on their way. 584 00:39:19,429 --> 00:39:20,721 They'll be here in a minute. 585 00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:24,391 - Jimmy, you know what? - Save your breath. You're gonna be fine. 586 00:39:24,601 --> 00:39:28,145 This was the greatest week of my life. 587 00:39:34,194 --> 00:39:35,736 Hey. 588 00:39:36,654 --> 00:39:38,906 Hey, hey, hey. Hang in there. Hey. 589 00:39:40,033 --> 00:39:43,535 Hey, hey. Hey, wake up, man. 590 00:39:43,745 --> 00:39:46,622 Come on. Marco, buddy. 591 00:39:48,875 --> 00:39:50,542 Help! 592 00:39:52,712 --> 00:39:54,421 Anybody. 593 00:39:57,467 --> 00:39:58,550 Marco. 594 00:40:09,104 --> 00:40:11,438 - Hey, Jimmy. - Oh, hey, Bud. 595 00:40:11,648 --> 00:40:13,524 Can I bum one? 596 00:40:24,619 --> 00:40:25,869 Is that his? 597 00:40:26,454 --> 00:40:27,955 Yeah. 598 00:40:28,331 --> 00:40:31,500 - His mom gave it to me. - I thought it looked familiar. 599 00:40:31,709 --> 00:40:33,836 I figured I'd wear it today. 600 00:40:34,045 --> 00:40:37,172 But I don't know. I'm not a big ring guy, so... 601 00:40:39,384 --> 00:40:42,219 Still. Could be worth a couple of bucks. 602 00:40:56,192 --> 00:40:58,068 Better head back. 603 00:40:58,278 --> 00:41:00,362 See you inside. 604 00:41:23,386 --> 00:41:26,346 - Hey. - Is this Ferris Bueller? 605 00:41:26,556 --> 00:41:27,931 Speaking. 606 00:41:28,141 --> 00:41:32,144 I don't want to interrupt your big day off. Just checking in. What are you up to? 607 00:41:32,353 --> 00:41:36,398 - You know, burning down the place. - I wouldn't expect any less. 608 00:41:36,608 --> 00:41:42,154 So whatever it was, did you get it out of your system? 609 00:41:42,363 --> 00:41:44,990 - Yep, all gone. - Good. 610 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:46,700 I want to run something by you. 611 00:41:46,910 --> 00:41:49,870 The Sandpiper case, it's getting too big for HHM. 612 00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,289 Howard's decided to partner with another firm. 613 00:41:52,498 --> 00:41:54,333 Davis and Main, you heard of them? 614 00:41:54,542 --> 00:41:59,588 - Sure, up in Santa Fe. - Right. Well, they've heard of you too. 615 00:41:59,797 --> 00:42:01,048 And they're interested. 616 00:42:01,257 --> 00:42:03,383 They want to make an offer contingent on an interview. 617 00:42:03,593 --> 00:42:06,053 - They've got a partner-track position. - Wait. What? 618 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:08,555 Partner track? What are you talking about? 619 00:42:08,765 --> 00:42:11,475 There's an office in Santa Fe with your name on it. 620 00:42:11,684 --> 00:42:15,687 Or there could be. And you'd be working on your case. 621 00:42:18,107 --> 00:42:21,860 Well, I... I don't even... 622 00:42:23,947 --> 00:42:26,990 - Chuck wouldn't like it. - Chuck has no say in this. 623 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:28,700 You wouldn't be working for HHM. 624 00:42:28,910 --> 00:42:31,411 And Chuck can't tell Davis and Main who to hire. 625 00:42:31,621 --> 00:42:35,916 Why me? Is this like a tax write-off or a charity thing? What's the angle, huh? 626 00:42:36,125 --> 00:42:38,252 Jimmy, we've been talking to your clients... 627 00:42:38,461 --> 00:42:39,711 The Sandpiper residents. 628 00:42:39,921 --> 00:42:42,130 And they ask about you every chance they get. 629 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:45,050 I don't know what it is, but you have a way with them. 630 00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:47,844 Hey. Old people love me. 631 00:42:48,596 --> 00:42:52,015 So sounds good? 632 00:42:55,144 --> 00:42:59,690 Kim, I can't imagine what you did to make this happen. Thank you. 633 00:42:59,899 --> 00:43:02,234 I didn't do anything much. 634 00:43:02,443 --> 00:43:06,071 And believe it or not, Howard's been pushing this too. 635 00:43:06,281 --> 00:43:07,739 Good old Howard. 636 00:43:08,283 --> 00:43:11,702 Listen, we're gonna be down in Judge Murray's court on Thursday at 11. 637 00:43:11,911 --> 00:43:13,745 The Davis and Main people will be there. 638 00:43:13,955 --> 00:43:16,123 It'd be the perfect chance for you to meet them. 639 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:19,626 Thursday at 11. All right. I'll be there. Thanks, Kim. Really. 640 00:43:19,836 --> 00:43:21,378 I'll see you then. 641 00:43:32,849 --> 00:43:35,559 All the originals need to be copied and filed. 642 00:43:35,768 --> 00:43:38,395 See, I've written right here on the box, copy and file. 643 00:43:38,604 --> 00:43:42,107 - That's to make it as clear as possible. - Got it, Mr. McGill. Anything else? 644 00:43:42,317 --> 00:43:45,360 Well, on the grocery front, almost everything was right this time. 645 00:43:45,570 --> 00:43:47,279 - Great. - Almost. 646 00:43:47,488 --> 00:43:51,950 It's a small thing, but to my taste, the Granny Smith apples are a bit too tart. 647 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,120 - Those are the green ones, right? - Right. I prefer the red ones. 648 00:43:55,330 --> 00:43:58,582 But not Red Delicious. Those are generally tasteless. 649 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:03,211 Fujis should be in season. It's not a major issue, but... 650 00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:05,339 Fuji apples. Okay. 651 00:44:05,548 --> 00:44:08,592 Oh, and I'd like to try soy milk. So maybe a half gallon of that. 652 00:44:08,801 --> 00:44:10,302 You got it. 653 00:44:10,678 --> 00:44:15,390 Well, thank you, Ernesto. I appreciate your attention to detail. 654 00:44:16,642 --> 00:44:19,644 Do you need to write any of this down? 655 00:44:19,854 --> 00:44:21,480 Because it's okay if you do. 656 00:44:22,231 --> 00:44:24,733 You know, just to be sure. 657 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,486 So Fuji apples. 658 00:44:46,089 --> 00:44:48,757 - Hey, Ernie. - Hey, how you doing, man? 659 00:44:48,966 --> 00:44:52,344 Good. Good. So Howard's got you looking after Chuck, huh? 660 00:44:52,553 --> 00:44:55,722 - Yeah. It's a few extra bucks, you know? - How's he doing? 661 00:44:55,932 --> 00:44:57,974 Seems okay, like usual. 662 00:44:58,851 --> 00:45:02,396 I'd say we could grab a beer, but they're waiting on paperwork at the office. 663 00:45:02,605 --> 00:45:04,981 - You know how it is. - Don't I though? 664 00:45:05,191 --> 00:45:06,775 See you, Jimmy. 665 00:45:06,984 --> 00:45:09,027 See you around, Ernie. 666 00:45:47,650 --> 00:45:50,193 You done business with him before? 667 00:45:51,654 --> 00:45:53,321 Right. 668 00:45:53,531 --> 00:45:56,825 Yeah. I'll be there. 669 00:46:24,437 --> 00:46:27,981 Davis and Main and McGill. 670 00:46:29,066 --> 00:46:33,653 Great to meet you. Nice to meet you, gentlemen. 671 00:46:33,863 --> 00:46:35,322 It's good to meet you. 672 00:46:35,531 --> 00:46:37,073 Nice. 673 00:47:03,935 --> 00:47:06,520 Well, that was quick. No charge. 674 00:47:06,729 --> 00:47:08,146 Help me out here. 675 00:47:08,356 --> 00:47:14,361 Did I dream it or did I have $1,600,000 on my desk in cash? 676 00:47:14,570 --> 00:47:17,197 When I close my eyes, I can still see it. 677 00:47:17,406 --> 00:47:20,450 It's burned into my retinas like I was staring into the sun. 678 00:47:20,660 --> 00:47:22,994 No one on God's green Earth knew we had it. 679 00:47:23,204 --> 00:47:24,829 We could have split it 50-50. 680 00:47:25,039 --> 00:47:31,127 We could have gone home with $800,000 each, tax free. 681 00:47:31,337 --> 00:47:33,255 Your point being? 682 00:47:33,464 --> 00:47:35,924 Why didn't we? What stopped us? 683 00:47:36,133 --> 00:47:39,886 I remember you saying something about doing the right thing. 684 00:47:41,138 --> 00:47:43,557 I don't even know what that means. 685 00:47:43,766 --> 00:47:45,850 You want to know why I didn't take that money? 686 00:47:46,060 --> 00:47:47,978 Is that what you're asking? 687 00:47:48,187 --> 00:47:49,771 Yeah, that's what I'm asking. 688 00:47:49,981 --> 00:47:54,192 Me, personally, I was hired to do a job. I did it. 689 00:47:54,402 --> 00:47:56,194 That's as far as it goes. 690 00:47:56,404 --> 00:48:00,407 Yeah. Well, I know what stopped me. 691 00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:02,075 And you know what? 692 00:48:02,285 --> 00:48:04,828 It's never stopping me again.