1 00:01:23,189 --> 00:01:25,400 Good night, ladies. Get home safe. 2 00:01:25,567 --> 00:01:27,485 - See you later. - Good night. 3 00:02:24,459 --> 00:02:25,668 No, no. No! 4 00:02:25,877 --> 00:02:29,839 No! Goddamn it! No. 5 00:02:30,048 --> 00:02:31,674 Come on. 6 00:02:34,636 --> 00:02:36,888 Hey! Hey! 7 00:02:38,306 --> 00:02:40,266 Somebody! 8 00:03:31,860 --> 00:03:35,029 Hey! Hey! 9 00:03:37,490 --> 00:03:39,325 Hey! 10 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:59,155 —the problem with it is because they believe he's worth... 11 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:06,079 the problem of the National Football... 12 00:05:12,835 --> 00:05:15,463 —the football from a player... 13 00:05:19,968 --> 00:05:22,637 —that took place. Those were attitudes... 14 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:33,314 —I mean, there are plenty of rules in play... 15 00:06:18,276 --> 00:06:20,361 You can go. 16 00:06:21,529 --> 00:06:22,989 Ah. Here he is. 17 00:06:23,156 --> 00:06:25,283 Great. Jimmy, right on time. Good to see you. 18 00:06:25,575 --> 00:06:27,201 Hello, Howard. 19 00:06:27,368 --> 00:06:29,996 - Hey. Hi. - James McGill, Clifford Main. 20 00:06:30,163 --> 00:06:32,498 Just Jimmy. It's a pleasure to meet you, Clifford. 21 00:06:32,707 --> 00:06:35,293 Likewise. We know all about your work on Sandpiper. 22 00:06:35,501 --> 00:06:36,753 Well, it's a group effort. 23 00:06:36,919 --> 00:06:40,256 I mean, the folks at HHM are just knocking it out of the park. 24 00:06:40,465 --> 00:06:43,342 - Well, the case wouldn't exist without you. - Absolutely. 25 00:06:43,509 --> 00:06:46,888 Once you get him on your team, you'll know why I call him Charlie Hustle. 26 00:06:47,055 --> 00:06:50,975 Jimmy, these are my associates, Brian Archuleta and Erin Brill. 27 00:06:51,142 --> 00:06:53,102 - Nice to meet you both. - Great to meet you. 28 00:06:53,269 --> 00:06:55,188 I hate to do this... 29 00:06:55,354 --> 00:06:57,482 but could I borrow Ms. Wexler for a moment? 30 00:06:57,648 --> 00:07:00,943 - If you will excuse us... - Ahem. Pardon me. 31 00:07:06,365 --> 00:07:10,078 - What's going on? - I just... Ahem. Listen, here's the thing. 32 00:07:10,286 --> 00:07:14,373 If I take this job, does that mean the two of us...? 33 00:07:14,582 --> 00:07:16,584 I mean... 34 00:07:16,751 --> 00:07:19,420 - Does it mean...? - What? What? 35 00:07:19,587 --> 00:07:21,005 What the hell is this? 36 00:07:21,214 --> 00:07:24,842 If I take this job today with Davis & Main... 37 00:07:25,426 --> 00:07:28,054 does that mean that you and me...? 38 00:07:29,263 --> 00:07:32,350 Is this— Is this gonna happen? 39 00:07:37,730 --> 00:07:39,232 Jimmy. 40 00:07:39,524 --> 00:07:41,150 I... 41 00:07:43,444 --> 00:07:45,279 I... 42 00:07:49,367 --> 00:07:52,620 One thing has absolutely nothing to do with the other. 43 00:07:53,830 --> 00:07:56,415 - Nothing at all? - No. 44 00:07:56,582 --> 00:07:58,626 Of course not, why would it? 45 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,420 Great. 46 00:08:02,672 --> 00:08:04,006 Uh... 47 00:08:05,174 --> 00:08:07,051 Sorry about that. 48 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:10,680 Listen, I just wanna say thank you, sincerely, for your interest in me. 49 00:08:10,847 --> 00:08:15,017 It's an honour to be considered, but at this time— At this time... 50 00:08:16,394 --> 00:08:20,189 I'm gonna have to take myself out of the running. Thanks. 51 00:08:20,398 --> 00:08:22,150 - Thank you, Howard. - Uh... 52 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:24,110 Jimmy? 53 00:08:28,823 --> 00:08:30,575 Well, that was quick. 54 00:08:30,783 --> 00:08:33,077 - No charge. - Help me out here. 55 00:08:33,286 --> 00:08:39,876 Did I dream it or did I have $1,600,000 on my desk in cash? 56 00:08:40,084 --> 00:08:42,712 No one on God's green earth knew we had it. 57 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,463 We could've split it fifty-fifty. 58 00:08:44,630 --> 00:08:48,259 We could've gone home with $800,000 each... 59 00:08:48,426 --> 00:08:50,303 tax free. 60 00:08:50,761 --> 00:08:52,555 Your point being? 61 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:53,931 Why didn't we? 62 00:08:54,348 --> 00:08:57,894 I remember you saying something about doing the right thing. 63 00:08:58,060 --> 00:09:00,104 You wanna know why I didn't take that money? 64 00:09:00,313 --> 00:09:01,981 Is that what you're asking? 65 00:09:02,481 --> 00:09:04,025 Yeah, that's what I'm asking. 66 00:09:04,483 --> 00:09:07,111 Me personally, I was hired to do a job... 67 00:09:07,278 --> 00:09:10,448 I did it, that's as far as it goes. 68 00:09:10,656 --> 00:09:12,825 Yeah, well... 69 00:09:13,034 --> 00:09:14,702 I know what stopped me. 70 00:09:14,911 --> 00:09:19,040 And you know what? It's never stopping me again. 71 00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,653 Chào các cô, ladies. 72 00:09:48,819 --> 00:09:52,240 Mrs. Nguyen, it's a beautiful day out, you should get out once in a while. 73 00:09:52,406 --> 00:09:53,950 Throw a Frisbee, have some fun. 74 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,785 I have a business to run. 75 00:09:55,952 --> 00:09:58,037 No, the business is running you. 76 00:09:58,246 --> 00:10:01,415 Listen to me. You'll thank me later. 77 00:10:04,627 --> 00:10:07,421 Cucumber water for customer only. 78 00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:31,797 Hey, it's me. 79 00:11:33,716 --> 00:11:36,302 Jesus. Hello? 80 00:11:36,761 --> 00:11:38,429 Hello? 81 00:11:40,848 --> 00:11:44,727 It's me. I got a new car. You like it? 82 00:11:45,353 --> 00:11:47,730 We're not taking that to the meet. 83 00:11:47,938 --> 00:11:50,107 How are we gonna get there? 84 00:11:51,901 --> 00:11:54,779 I'll drive my car. 85 00:11:55,071 --> 00:11:58,908 - Why? - This business requires restraint. 86 00:11:59,075 --> 00:12:02,078 That is the opposite of restraint. 87 00:12:02,912 --> 00:12:05,039 But I like it. 88 00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:06,499 I mean, I'm proud of it. 89 00:12:06,707 --> 00:12:09,126 Good, then you be proud of it on your own time. 90 00:12:09,293 --> 00:12:12,004 But not with me, I'm not getting in that. 91 00:12:14,590 --> 00:12:17,593 Okay, then don't. 92 00:12:18,219 --> 00:12:21,806 Honestly, you don't really do anything. 93 00:12:22,014 --> 00:12:24,558 I've been paying you the salary of three people... 94 00:12:24,725 --> 00:12:27,144 to just stand behind me. 95 00:12:27,353 --> 00:12:31,732 You know? And these last few deals, this Nacho fella, he's been coming alone. 96 00:12:31,941 --> 00:12:36,445 I mean, if he doesn't need backup men, then, I mean, why do I need you? 97 00:12:36,737 --> 00:12:38,072 I should just go alone. 98 00:12:38,239 --> 00:12:40,324 I'm throwing— I'm throwing away money. 99 00:12:40,574 --> 00:12:43,911 Just tossing it away into the trash. 100 00:12:44,662 --> 00:12:47,623 Look, you do whatever you want, but I'm advising you... 101 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,751 do not go to that meet without someone watching your back. 102 00:12:50,918 --> 00:12:52,920 Yeah, well, of course you're gonna say that. 103 00:12:53,421 --> 00:12:56,090 I mean, you don't wanna be out of this easy-peasy job. 104 00:12:56,257 --> 00:12:59,593 Well, I'm sorry, but this is the gravy train... 105 00:12:59,802 --> 00:13:02,179 and it's leaving the station right now. 106 00:13:02,388 --> 00:13:05,224 So last chance. 107 00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:08,060 All aboard. 108 00:13:12,064 --> 00:13:13,649 Seriously, last chance. 109 00:13:13,816 --> 00:13:17,319 I'm gonna count to, say, 10, and then I'm— 110 00:13:18,028 --> 00:13:21,615 All right, then, your services are no longer needed. 111 00:14:10,623 --> 00:14:11,624 No old guy? 112 00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,168 What, did he break a hip or something? 113 00:14:14,335 --> 00:14:15,503 I know, right? 114 00:14:15,669 --> 00:14:18,714 Yeah, no, we— We parted ways. 115 00:14:18,881 --> 00:14:21,467 Yeah, saw things differently, so... 116 00:14:21,634 --> 00:14:23,427 You know how it is. 117 00:14:36,273 --> 00:14:37,816 This is interesting. 118 00:14:38,859 --> 00:14:40,444 Oh, yeah. You like it? 119 00:14:41,487 --> 00:14:43,489 - Can I take a look? - Oh, be my guest. 120 00:14:43,656 --> 00:14:46,283 Get in, check it out. 121 00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:51,205 Wow. 122 00:14:56,001 --> 00:14:57,503 - Impressive. - Thank you. 123 00:14:57,711 --> 00:14:59,838 Get in, feel the leather. 124 00:15:00,965 --> 00:15:03,217 Yeah, it's a H2. 125 00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:04,718 Brand-new off the line. 126 00:15:04,885 --> 00:15:08,430 Slimmer than the H1, but longer, more height. 127 00:15:08,639 --> 00:15:12,768 Yeah, it's a honey. V8 engine, 325 horsepower. 128 00:15:12,935 --> 00:15:17,398 Tri-zone climate controls, so you can have a girl in a bikini... 129 00:15:17,565 --> 00:15:21,235 and another in a parka, and they're both gonna be comfortable. Ha-ha. 130 00:15:21,402 --> 00:15:23,654 You're riding around with two girls in your SUV. 131 00:15:23,821 --> 00:15:27,324 - You'd be really comfortable, huh? - Oh, yeah. Yes. 132 00:15:27,866 --> 00:15:29,368 I'm gonna count this quick. 133 00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:32,246 Do your thing, make sure it's right. 134 00:15:45,092 --> 00:15:48,846 Okey-dokey, we are good. 135 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:52,474 Same as before. 136 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,393 Still factory sealed. 137 00:15:54,602 --> 00:15:57,146 And as always, you're welcome to count them. 138 00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:58,731 I trust you. 139 00:15:59,273 --> 00:16:01,400 Great, thank you. 140 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:05,362 See you next time. 141 00:16:51,492 --> 00:16:54,286 Hello. Yes. 142 00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:57,039 No, sorry. 143 00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:02,252 Yes, this is James McGill, but I'm no longer a lawyer, so... 144 00:17:02,419 --> 00:17:04,129 That's right, not a lawyer. Bye. 145 00:17:09,385 --> 00:17:11,720 So this is what a midlife crisis looks like? 146 00:17:12,513 --> 00:17:14,181 Not midlife crisis. 147 00:17:14,348 --> 00:17:16,642 Clarity. Midlife clarity. 148 00:17:16,809 --> 00:17:19,061 Clarity? Huh. 149 00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:23,607 Clearly explain to me why you walked out on the best job opportunity of your life. 150 00:17:25,943 --> 00:17:28,028 Get in the pool and I'll tell you. 151 00:17:28,195 --> 00:17:31,782 - Get in the pool? - Yeah, come on. 152 00:17:31,949 --> 00:17:35,452 Pop in the gift shop and buy a bathing suit. Get a one-piece, nothing fancy. 153 00:17:35,661 --> 00:17:38,372 The water is perfect, it's 82 degrees. 154 00:17:38,539 --> 00:17:41,125 You can order a drink, and you gotta try this crab dip. 155 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:44,294 - Why are you acting like this? - I'm not acting like anything. 156 00:17:44,461 --> 00:17:47,673 I just finally decided to be me. 157 00:17:48,424 --> 00:17:51,760 Everything okay, Mr. Cumpston? Would you like another drink? 158 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,763 I'm good with this. 159 00:17:57,599 --> 00:17:59,810 I'll tell you what, Mr. Cumpston. 160 00:17:59,977 --> 00:18:03,856 If you really wanna talk, I'll be in the bar. Not for long. 161 00:18:08,652 --> 00:18:11,613 Hey, Rolando, cheque. 162 00:18:13,699 --> 00:18:16,994 What do you— What do you mean, quit the law? 163 00:18:17,202 --> 00:18:19,037 I quit it, simple as that. 164 00:18:19,204 --> 00:18:21,707 Oh, well, thanks for explaining, Jimmy... 165 00:18:21,874 --> 00:18:23,834 - ... it's super clear now. - Hey, buddy? 166 00:18:24,001 --> 00:18:26,420 Is that a misprint right there? It's gotta be, right? 167 00:18:26,587 --> 00:18:27,921 - The Zafiro Añejo? - Yeah. 168 00:18:28,088 --> 00:18:32,634 - That's correct, actually, believe it or not. - Holy shit, a $50 shot of tequila? 169 00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:34,887 - Is it worth it? - Apparently. 170 00:18:35,053 --> 00:18:36,764 It's kind of a personal choice thing. 171 00:18:37,473 --> 00:18:41,852 Well, I can't die without trying a $50 shot of tequila, so two. 172 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:44,646 Dos, neat, and we can charge that to the room, can't we? 173 00:18:44,855 --> 00:18:47,775 No, we can't. We... 174 00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:50,235 I am paying. 175 00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:52,821 And he will be having a shot of your well brand... 176 00:18:52,988 --> 00:18:54,990 and I'll have a glass of your house red. 177 00:18:55,157 --> 00:18:57,785 We have a cabernet, a pinot and a syrah. 178 00:18:58,076 --> 00:18:59,995 Whatever, dealer's choice. 179 00:19:00,162 --> 00:19:02,956 - Something with alcohol. - You got it. 180 00:19:07,544 --> 00:19:09,171 Jimmy. 181 00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,340 Did something happen in Cicero? 182 00:19:11,548 --> 00:19:13,383 Why did something have to happen? 183 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:16,887 When I talked to you about Davis & Main, you were ready to take the job. 184 00:19:17,054 --> 00:19:19,556 Now you're back, and you're suddenly quitting the law? 185 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,142 Cheating hotels out of expensive liquor. 186 00:19:22,351 --> 00:19:24,186 Wearing a weird pinkie ring. 187 00:19:24,353 --> 00:19:26,480 What, are you in the Mafia now? 188 00:19:28,899 --> 00:19:31,401 Asking if we have a future. 189 00:19:32,069 --> 00:19:35,239 I mean, where did that come from? 190 00:19:35,614 --> 00:19:37,991 I don't know, I just... 191 00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:41,370 Cicero has nothing to do with it. 192 00:19:41,829 --> 00:19:44,206 It's my whole life. Well... 193 00:19:44,414 --> 00:19:46,917 my life since Chuck made me come to Albuquerque. 194 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:51,129 Ever since I got here, all I've done is try to make Chuck happy. 195 00:19:51,338 --> 00:19:53,715 Bend over backwards to please Chuck. 196 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:57,302 Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Well, no more. 197 00:19:57,803 --> 00:20:00,806 You quitting the law, isn't that exactly what Chuck wants? 198 00:20:01,014 --> 00:20:04,101 Who cares? This is for me, okay? 199 00:20:04,309 --> 00:20:06,770 I got into the law for all the wrong reasons. 200 00:20:06,979 --> 00:20:08,480 I'm trusting my instincts. 201 00:20:08,647 --> 00:20:11,900 I think that my talents are better spent elsewhere. 202 00:20:12,109 --> 00:20:14,695 Where? Floating in somebody else's pool? 203 00:20:17,281 --> 00:20:19,408 Jimmy, you're a great lawyer. 204 00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:20,993 Why give that up? 205 00:20:21,159 --> 00:20:23,287 I'm not saying it didn't have its moments. 206 00:20:23,495 --> 00:20:26,623 But the stuff I liked about it, selling people, convincing people... 207 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:29,042 I don't have to be a lawyer to do that. 208 00:20:29,209 --> 00:20:32,254 Besides, people tell me how they see me... 209 00:20:32,421 --> 00:20:34,590 - ... and it's not as a lawyer. - All right. 210 00:20:35,966 --> 00:20:37,759 - Here you go. - Thank you. 211 00:20:37,968 --> 00:20:40,554 Let me know if I can get you guys anything else. 212 00:20:40,721 --> 00:20:42,514 - Bobby, what up, brother-man? - Oh, thanks. 213 00:20:44,224 --> 00:20:45,809 Short it. 214 00:20:46,310 --> 00:20:47,519 Short it. 215 00:20:48,437 --> 00:20:49,855 Short it. Short that shit. 216 00:20:50,022 --> 00:20:53,775 That stock is useless, it's got no legs. It's like a circus freak minus the fun. 217 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:56,028 That one's even worse. Who's giving you these? 218 00:20:56,194 --> 00:20:57,654 Do me a favour. Take a pillow... 219 00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:01,241 put it over that stock's face until you hear the deathbed queef. 220 00:21:01,408 --> 00:21:03,243 - Okay, so? - It's a loser. 221 00:21:03,410 --> 00:21:05,829 If you're not gonna be a lawyer, then what? 222 00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:09,291 Float around and wait for your Sandpiper money to roll in? 223 00:21:09,499 --> 00:21:14,171 - That could take years. - Sandpiper has no bearing on this at all. 224 00:21:14,630 --> 00:21:17,841 Okay, then, what's the plan? 225 00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:20,260 - To be open to the universe. - Okay, so no plan. 226 00:21:20,469 --> 00:21:23,805 Just walk the earth? Like Jules at the end of Pulp Fiction? 227 00:21:23,972 --> 00:21:27,976 Look, whatever the universe presents, whatever opportunity arises... 228 00:21:28,185 --> 00:21:30,187 - ... I will take it. - Whatever opportunity? 229 00:21:30,354 --> 00:21:32,940 - Yeah. - Wasn't Davis & Main an opportunity? 230 00:21:33,148 --> 00:21:35,817 It's a great opportunity, and you're walking away from it. 231 00:21:37,402 --> 00:21:38,904 Look... 232 00:21:39,071 --> 00:21:41,949 shouldn't you at least try the job before you say no? 233 00:21:42,157 --> 00:21:44,201 And waste everyone's time, including my own? 234 00:21:44,368 --> 00:21:46,495 Kim, I appreciate your concern... 235 00:21:46,662 --> 00:21:48,622 but it's not for me. I don't want it. 236 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:51,667 Jimmy, do you remember how long you studied for that bar? 237 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,585 - How hard you worked? - It's like a burn victim... 238 00:21:53,794 --> 00:21:56,129 All that effort, you're just gonna toss it away? 239 00:21:56,296 --> 00:21:58,882 That's the sunk cost fallacy. 240 00:21:59,091 --> 00:22:01,760 - The what? - The fallacy of sunk cost. 241 00:22:01,927 --> 00:22:04,638 It's what gamblers do, they throw good money after bad... 242 00:22:04,805 --> 00:22:06,807 thinking they can turn their luck around. 243 00:22:06,974 --> 00:22:09,267 It's like, "I've already spent this much money... 244 00:22:09,434 --> 00:22:11,645 or time, whatever, I gotta keep going!" 245 00:22:11,812 --> 00:22:14,523 No, there's no reward at the end of this game. 246 00:22:14,731 --> 00:22:16,525 You are making a mistake. 247 00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:18,819 I know you're making a mistake. 248 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:22,072 I've been doing the "right thing" and where has it gotten me? 249 00:22:22,239 --> 00:22:23,782 - Nowhere. - I'm sorry, I don't... 250 00:22:23,949 --> 00:22:27,160 Yeah. Not my thing. 251 00:22:27,369 --> 00:22:29,663 Not my thing. Still not my thing. 252 00:22:30,789 --> 00:22:34,001 - I don't get it. I just don't get it. - It's what's right for me. 253 00:22:34,501 --> 00:22:38,547 Ha-ha-ha. Donkey balls. Pure donkey balls, dude. 254 00:22:38,755 --> 00:22:41,299 Wall Street's for suckers. Who needs that aggravation? 255 00:22:41,466 --> 00:22:43,802 If the Oracle doesn't have to live there, I don't. 256 00:22:44,344 --> 00:22:47,723 I can make a million-dollar stock trade on my laptop sitting on a toilet. 257 00:22:47,889 --> 00:22:50,475 Like Midas, shitting gold bricks on my throne. 258 00:22:50,684 --> 00:22:54,062 That's why Spiegelman and Deitch want my business. I'm a golden god. 259 00:22:55,063 --> 00:22:56,857 Of course I remember. Who forgets that? 260 00:22:57,024 --> 00:22:59,693 That fart had the anger of a repressed minority community. 261 00:22:59,901 --> 00:23:01,611 You fart like that in someone's face... 262 00:23:01,778 --> 00:23:04,239 you're gonna give them pinkeye for life. Ha-ha-ha. 263 00:23:04,406 --> 00:23:06,074 Good convo, bro. 264 00:23:06,241 --> 00:23:07,951 Till next time, brother-man. 265 00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:10,120 - Flip side, on it, check you. - Come with me. 266 00:23:10,287 --> 00:23:12,789 - What? - Just come on, trust me. 267 00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:14,666 What are you gonna do? 268 00:23:14,875 --> 00:23:18,336 You wanna understand what I'm talking about? Follow my lead. 269 00:23:27,721 --> 00:23:30,766 Hey, buddy, could you settle a bet for us? 270 00:23:30,932 --> 00:23:32,559 - Can I what? - Sorry... 271 00:23:32,726 --> 00:23:36,063 I don't want it to sound like I was eavesdropping, but I kind of was. 272 00:23:36,229 --> 00:23:38,231 We heard you talking about stocks. 273 00:23:39,274 --> 00:23:41,401 - Uh-huh. - Yeah, so question... 274 00:23:41,568 --> 00:23:45,322 if you could settle a debate between me and my sister. 275 00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:48,325 - We probably shouldn't bother— - I wouldn't normally do this. 276 00:23:48,492 --> 00:23:52,162 But we need an expert. This guy sounds like he knows his stuff. 277 00:23:53,955 --> 00:23:57,334 - Yeah, go. - Okay, here's the question: 278 00:23:57,501 --> 00:24:00,670 When it comes to the stock market, is there a financial limit... 279 00:24:00,837 --> 00:24:03,715 to how much a person's allowed to invest? 280 00:24:04,508 --> 00:24:05,967 A limit? 281 00:24:06,885 --> 00:24:08,470 No, no limit. 282 00:24:08,637 --> 00:24:11,056 Knew it! Oh, even if it's an inheritance? 283 00:24:11,223 --> 00:24:13,642 You know, with, like, inheritance taxes and whatnot? 284 00:24:13,850 --> 00:24:16,728 - Nope, same. - That's— Oh, fantastic. 285 00:24:16,937 --> 00:24:18,814 Thank you, buddy. See, no limit. 286 00:24:18,980 --> 00:24:22,442 Told you we could invest it all, and it's a smart move too. 287 00:24:22,609 --> 00:24:24,903 - Sticking it all in the bank? No. - Um... 288 00:24:25,112 --> 00:24:29,616 Yeah, you can invest all your money, just make sure you diversify. 289 00:24:29,825 --> 00:24:32,285 Yeah, diversify. 290 00:24:32,452 --> 00:24:35,413 That's— We gotta— Hey... 291 00:24:35,622 --> 00:24:37,165 what do you mean, "diversify"? 292 00:24:37,374 --> 00:24:41,920 Well, diversify is— You know the saying "don't put all your eggs in one basket"? 293 00:24:42,129 --> 00:24:45,590 - Right? Same principle. - Makes complete sense. Thank you. 294 00:24:45,757 --> 00:24:48,593 If I had an idea of the money we're talking about, ballpark... 295 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,638 I could give you examples of smart diversification. 296 00:24:52,556 --> 00:24:54,516 Yeah, um... 297 00:24:55,976 --> 00:24:58,812 Look, an uncle on our father's side recently passed... 298 00:24:59,020 --> 00:25:05,152 and he left us somewhere in the neighbourhood of 1.4 million. 299 00:25:05,318 --> 00:25:09,239 And I don't mean to be greedy, but I think if we invest it smart now... 300 00:25:09,406 --> 00:25:11,032 we could double it, triple it... 301 00:25:11,199 --> 00:25:14,578 we could quadruple the whole inheritance, right? 302 00:25:14,744 --> 00:25:16,705 In my opinion? 303 00:25:16,872 --> 00:25:18,874 Fortune favours the bold, man. 304 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:22,002 If you're free to join me for a drink, I can give you a consult. 305 00:25:22,169 --> 00:25:25,589 That's all right, we'll do it ourselves through an online brokerage site. 306 00:25:25,797 --> 00:25:29,885 We're just gonna pick classic— Like, I think they're called blue chip stocks. 307 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:32,345 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can totally do it yourself. 308 00:25:32,512 --> 00:25:33,847 Shoot for the tried and true. 309 00:25:34,014 --> 00:25:37,642 Of course, you might be putting your cash in the Hindenburg, Andrea Doria... 310 00:25:37,809 --> 00:25:39,477 Corky Romano. 311 00:25:39,769 --> 00:25:43,273 Right? They all seemed rock solid beforehand. But then... 312 00:25:43,481 --> 00:25:46,193 - Yeah, not good. - Not good, yeah. 313 00:25:46,401 --> 00:25:47,527 So how do you know? 314 00:25:47,694 --> 00:25:50,822 Well, that's where someone like myself comes in. 315 00:25:51,031 --> 00:25:54,826 Proven track record as a wealth manager. I take calculated but aggressive risks... 316 00:25:54,993 --> 00:25:58,205 because I wanna catch lightning, and I do. 317 00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:01,291 - I'm practically a money printing machine. - That sounds good. 318 00:26:01,708 --> 00:26:03,877 A money printing machine. 319 00:26:04,294 --> 00:26:08,506 Listen, there's a little booth over here, there's some privacy, we can talk. 320 00:26:08,715 --> 00:26:12,052 No obligations, we can just rap about this a little bit. 321 00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:14,262 - Yeah, I guess. - Yeah? 322 00:26:14,721 --> 00:26:16,556 What do you say, sis? 323 00:26:16,765 --> 00:26:18,683 Can we just talk? 324 00:26:21,937 --> 00:26:24,606 Electric slide on in there. We'll rap a little, it's no— 325 00:26:24,773 --> 00:26:27,984 - My name's Ken, by the way. - Viktor, with a K. 326 00:26:28,151 --> 00:26:30,403 Cool, Viktor with a K. 327 00:26:30,779 --> 00:26:33,156 And this lovely lady is? 328 00:26:35,283 --> 00:26:37,744 It's Giselle. 329 00:26:37,953 --> 00:26:40,247 - Giselle Saint Claire. - Ah. Lovely. 330 00:26:41,331 --> 00:26:44,876 Please, sit. I won't bite. 331 00:26:46,086 --> 00:26:49,506 So Viktor with a K and Giselle, exotic names. 332 00:26:49,714 --> 00:26:53,176 - They're Dutch. - Well, Boer to be precise. 333 00:26:53,385 --> 00:26:55,971 Our father's side of the family is from South Africa... 334 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:59,140 which is where Uncle Humphrey passed away. 335 00:26:59,599 --> 00:27:03,395 South Africa, they grow them beautiful down there, right? Charlize Theron. 336 00:27:03,812 --> 00:27:07,023 - And you. - Oh, well. 337 00:27:07,190 --> 00:27:09,442 I've never actually been, but hope to go someday. 338 00:27:09,609 --> 00:27:11,444 Tell you what, when I'm done with you... 339 00:27:11,653 --> 00:27:14,572 - ... you might take your own private jet. - Nice. 340 00:27:14,781 --> 00:27:17,158 Excuse me, hi. We are sitting here now. 341 00:27:17,325 --> 00:27:19,452 We could use a wine list if you get a chance— 342 00:27:19,619 --> 00:27:21,288 Hey, are you a tequila fan? 343 00:27:21,913 --> 00:27:24,332 Yes. You down for that? 344 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:27,335 You ever try Zafiro Añejo? 345 00:27:27,502 --> 00:27:30,964 No, I have not, but I'm down for whatever. Three of whatever she just said. 346 00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:33,174 - You got it. - All right. 347 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,885 So stock market, a great investment... 348 00:27:36,052 --> 00:27:38,221 and you're picking the right time to jump in. 349 00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:40,557 Why do you listen to him? He's an idiot. 350 00:27:40,724 --> 00:27:43,643 He talks about his cars. He talks about... 351 00:27:44,311 --> 00:27:46,813 - How many cars did he have? - I don't think... 352 00:27:49,441 --> 00:27:51,776 - It makes sense. - That's it, Ken. 353 00:27:51,985 --> 00:27:53,278 Oh, yeah. 354 00:27:53,445 --> 00:27:56,406 Compliments of the bartender. Thought you might want a souvenir. 355 00:27:56,573 --> 00:27:59,451 - My God, did we drink the entire bottle? - Not yet, we didn't. 356 00:27:59,617 --> 00:28:01,119 Right here. Hey, hey, cheers. 357 00:28:01,286 --> 00:28:03,371 I think we're ready for the cheque. 358 00:28:07,917 --> 00:28:09,127 Oh... 359 00:28:09,294 --> 00:28:12,130 No, really, it's a smart way to go. 360 00:28:12,505 --> 00:28:14,924 Okay, but, so to be clear... 361 00:28:15,091 --> 00:28:17,677 you take the money directly from our account... 362 00:28:17,844 --> 00:28:19,387 - ... and invest it— - Diversify it. 363 00:28:19,596 --> 00:28:22,932 Diversify it. And then all the dividends and all the profits... 364 00:28:23,141 --> 00:28:25,685 and the what-have-you comes back into our account. 365 00:28:25,852 --> 00:28:27,979 Boom. Absolutely. 366 00:28:28,146 --> 00:28:31,107 You'll get a statement showing how much your money is growing... 367 00:28:31,274 --> 00:28:34,819 - ... biggest bulls of the month, etcetera. - Ken, buddy... 368 00:28:35,236 --> 00:28:37,322 let's do this. 369 00:28:38,198 --> 00:28:39,324 Great. 370 00:28:39,491 --> 00:28:42,118 Right there, Viktor with a K. And, Giselle, you are next. 371 00:28:42,327 --> 00:28:43,536 - This is so exciting. - Mm-hm. 372 00:28:43,703 --> 00:28:45,622 - Folks, it's been a pleasure. - Oops. I got that. 373 00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:47,999 - Can't let you do it, son. - Wait, what? Ken. 374 00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:51,252 - You are the greatest. Thank you. - No problem-o. 375 00:28:51,419 --> 00:28:53,380 This will be the best decision you'll make. 376 00:28:53,546 --> 00:28:55,006 We should get out of your hair. 377 00:28:55,215 --> 00:28:58,426 - Yeah. - Wait, wait, wait, this... 378 00:28:58,927 --> 00:29:01,388 is for you. Now, that's got all my contact info. 379 00:29:01,596 --> 00:29:05,225 Call me anytime with questions, or anything at all. 380 00:29:05,767 --> 00:29:07,602 - Ken. - Bye. 381 00:29:07,769 --> 00:29:08,770 Call me, guys. 382 00:29:08,978 --> 00:29:10,313 - Bye. - Try and stop us. 383 00:29:13,149 --> 00:29:15,944 Wow. Heh. 384 00:29:16,277 --> 00:29:18,947 Just wow. 385 00:29:31,835 --> 00:29:33,503 Hey. 386 00:29:34,963 --> 00:29:36,506 What—? 387 00:29:36,881 --> 00:29:39,551 - Is this right? - Yes, sir, it is. 388 00:29:44,764 --> 00:29:46,057 Go, go, go! 389 00:29:48,268 --> 00:29:49,727 - Zafiro Añejo! - Shh! 390 00:29:49,894 --> 00:29:52,564 Shut up. He's gonna come out. 391 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:56,443 - Oh, no, I didn't read the fine print. - Wait! 392 00:29:56,609 --> 00:29:58,319 Yeah! 393 00:30:00,071 --> 00:30:02,991 - Holy crap. - I can't— 394 00:30:45,658 --> 00:30:47,285 Can I borrow that when you're done? 395 00:30:48,411 --> 00:30:50,538 No, that's gross. 396 00:30:51,289 --> 00:30:53,791 How is it gross? Our germs have already intermingled. 397 00:30:53,958 --> 00:30:56,169 It's my toothbrush, it's different. 398 00:30:57,212 --> 00:31:00,298 - Why is it different? - Because. 399 00:31:00,465 --> 00:31:04,719 You know, gums bleed, and there's cold sores... 400 00:31:05,053 --> 00:31:07,222 All sorts of food and weird— 401 00:31:07,430 --> 00:31:08,765 - Come on. - What? No! 402 00:31:08,973 --> 00:31:11,059 - Come on, I'll do it right now. - I don't care. 403 00:31:11,226 --> 00:31:13,561 - I need to brush my teeth. - I don't have an extra. 404 00:31:13,728 --> 00:31:16,648 That's fine. I got this. 405 00:31:21,361 --> 00:31:23,738 - Good, I'm fine with it. - Yeah, me too. 406 00:31:23,947 --> 00:31:25,657 Wait till you see what I floss with. 407 00:31:47,136 --> 00:31:49,013 That's a keeper. 408 00:31:49,556 --> 00:31:52,684 Thank you, Viktor with a K. 409 00:31:54,811 --> 00:31:57,855 Hey, wouldn't it be great if we could do that every night? 410 00:31:58,189 --> 00:31:59,941 Yes, it would. 411 00:32:02,819 --> 00:32:06,114 But we can't. 412 00:32:07,991 --> 00:32:09,617 I know. Yeah. 413 00:32:09,826 --> 00:32:13,705 But I'm just saying, if we could it would be great. 414 00:32:14,289 --> 00:32:16,082 But I know we can't. 415 00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:19,586 Oh, crap, I can't be late today. 416 00:32:21,254 --> 00:32:22,880 Howard is doling out assignments... 417 00:32:23,047 --> 00:32:26,801 and the last one through the door could get stuck in Doc Review. 418 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:32,932 You got somewhere to go? 419 00:32:33,641 --> 00:32:36,769 Yeah. Yeah, I got somewhere. 420 00:32:45,028 --> 00:32:46,654 You good? 421 00:32:47,155 --> 00:32:49,157 Yeah, all good. 422 00:33:24,192 --> 00:33:27,362 Daniel Wormald. I'm Officer Baker, this is Officer Saxton. 423 00:33:27,528 --> 00:33:29,864 Yeah, please, come on in. 424 00:33:31,324 --> 00:33:33,743 Come in, it's over here. 425 00:33:34,118 --> 00:33:35,536 See what they did? 426 00:33:35,745 --> 00:33:37,622 I mean, all gone. All of them. 427 00:33:37,830 --> 00:33:40,375 - Just— - What's all gone? 428 00:33:40,541 --> 00:33:43,044 I have— I had a baseball card collection. 429 00:33:43,252 --> 00:33:47,048 - A major collection, all stolen. - Sorry to hear that. 430 00:33:47,256 --> 00:33:49,884 Was it common knowledge that you have baseball cards? 431 00:33:50,093 --> 00:33:51,636 No, not really. 432 00:33:51,844 --> 00:33:54,263 So nobody in particular you can think of wanted them? 433 00:33:54,430 --> 00:33:57,225 No, not that I— No. 434 00:33:57,392 --> 00:34:01,312 - How'd they get in? - The back door over here. 435 00:34:01,521 --> 00:34:03,523 It was open when I came home for lunch. 436 00:34:03,731 --> 00:34:04,857 I mean, it was locked... 437 00:34:05,024 --> 00:34:07,819 but they must have jimmied it open or something. 438 00:34:07,985 --> 00:34:11,406 Uh-huh. What time you figure this happened? 439 00:34:11,614 --> 00:34:14,575 I left for work at 8:15, came home for lunch at 12:30... 440 00:34:14,742 --> 00:34:17,412 - ... and called you immediately. - Was anything else taken? 441 00:34:17,578 --> 00:34:21,249 - Cash, a fair bit. - How much cash? 442 00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:25,378 Uh, I don't know. You know, let's focus on what's important here. 443 00:34:25,586 --> 00:34:28,297 You know, all I really care about are my baseball cards. 444 00:34:28,506 --> 00:34:32,885 I have a Topps Mickey Mantle rookie card that's irreplaceable. 445 00:34:33,052 --> 00:34:35,555 It's a mint, 60-40, 90-10 on the reverse. 446 00:34:35,722 --> 00:34:36,848 I can go on. 447 00:34:37,014 --> 00:34:38,766 All my cards are in top-loaders... 448 00:34:38,933 --> 00:34:41,644 but if they're taken out and exposed to the elements... 449 00:34:41,811 --> 00:34:44,021 I mean, or creased, God forbid... 450 00:34:44,188 --> 00:34:47,734 I mean, you're looking at a 9-point downgrade in a matter of seconds. 451 00:34:47,984 --> 00:34:52,363 I understand the first 48 hours are the most important in investigations like this... 452 00:34:52,572 --> 00:34:57,201 so the more time passes, I mean, the less likely we are of a recovery. 453 00:34:57,368 --> 00:35:01,330 So time is of the essence here, guys. 454 00:35:01,497 --> 00:35:04,375 Well, we're gonna help you out the best we can, Mr. Wormald. 455 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:05,793 Good. 456 00:35:07,545 --> 00:35:09,422 They really tossed this place. 457 00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:12,216 Are you sure they weren't looking for anything else? 458 00:35:12,967 --> 00:35:15,219 - Like what? - I don't know. 459 00:35:15,386 --> 00:35:16,804 Just wondering your thoughts. 460 00:35:17,305 --> 00:35:18,973 I assume more baseball cards. 461 00:35:19,182 --> 00:35:21,684 Did you have more than the ones in the case here? 462 00:35:21,851 --> 00:35:23,478 Yes, in back. Thousands. 463 00:35:23,644 --> 00:35:26,689 But these were the crown jewels over here. 464 00:35:26,856 --> 00:35:29,192 You know, the all-star line-up. 465 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,985 Right. 466 00:35:31,819 --> 00:35:33,279 Hm. 467 00:35:34,781 --> 00:35:36,949 - What? - Just trying to make sense of it. 468 00:35:37,116 --> 00:35:38,242 What's to make sense of? 469 00:35:38,409 --> 00:35:42,330 I mean, isn't it as simple as the perp was looking for more baseball cards? 470 00:35:42,538 --> 00:35:47,043 Or hopped up on speed or whatever and went nuts with the vandalism? 471 00:35:47,210 --> 00:35:50,630 Yeah. I mean, that could be, yeah. 472 00:35:51,756 --> 00:35:55,051 Pretty sweet Hummer parked in the driveway. That yours? 473 00:35:55,218 --> 00:35:58,513 Yeah, that's mine. It's a lease. 474 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,098 Got a great deal on it. 475 00:36:02,642 --> 00:36:04,685 It's very sweet. 476 00:36:05,269 --> 00:36:08,147 They say Arnold Schwarzenegger's the reason that Hummers exist. 477 00:36:08,314 --> 00:36:11,025 - Don't know how, but that's what they say. - No kidding? 478 00:36:11,192 --> 00:36:12,568 Huh. 479 00:36:13,444 --> 00:36:15,905 What kind of work do you do, Mr. Wormald? 480 00:36:16,113 --> 00:36:17,949 I work IT... 481 00:36:18,157 --> 00:36:20,368 for a pharmaceutical company. 482 00:36:20,576 --> 00:36:25,164 Wow, computers. God, I should've gotten into computers. 483 00:36:25,373 --> 00:36:27,041 - I'd have that same Hummer. - Right. 484 00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:29,418 Look, guys, I'm glad you like my car... 485 00:36:29,585 --> 00:36:34,423 but I think we're looking through the wrong end of the telescope here. 486 00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:37,802 - The priority is my baseball cards. - Of course. 487 00:36:38,010 --> 00:36:42,765 Yes, now, I have a detailed manifest of my entire collection... 488 00:36:42,932 --> 00:36:46,060 and asterisks next to the high-ticket items. 489 00:36:46,227 --> 00:36:48,563 It's clear which ones they'll try to fence first... 490 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:51,023 because they're super, super valuable. 491 00:36:51,232 --> 00:36:55,736 So you're gonna wanna get this list out to pawn shops, collectors. 492 00:36:55,945 --> 00:36:59,532 Question anyone who's done any sort of crime like this in the past. 493 00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:02,493 You know, the usual suspects. 494 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:05,413 Can I get you the list so you can start investigating? 495 00:37:05,621 --> 00:37:09,166 - Yeah, if you could get us that list... - Okay, I'll print it out. 496 00:37:09,333 --> 00:37:10,918 Hank Aaron, mint. 497 00:37:11,127 --> 00:37:13,504 God, my signed Derek Jeter. 498 00:37:13,671 --> 00:37:15,131 Willie Mays O-Pee-Chee. 499 00:37:15,548 --> 00:37:19,093 Gotta breathe. Just keep breathing, keep breathing. 500 00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:21,596 - Okay. - I know, right? 501 00:37:21,888 --> 00:37:23,764 - Left the TV... - Uh-huh. 502 00:37:23,973 --> 00:37:26,392 - ... left the computer. - Right. 503 00:37:28,519 --> 00:37:29,520 Huh. 504 00:37:35,735 --> 00:37:37,737 There's something wrong with this picture. 505 00:39:03,531 --> 00:39:04,824 Hey, it's me. 506 00:39:04,991 --> 00:39:06,909 Another perfect day in paradise out here. 507 00:39:07,118 --> 00:39:08,703 I'm in the pool. 508 00:39:09,245 --> 00:39:11,831 Okay, call me. 509 00:39:26,846 --> 00:39:29,348 - Hi, how are you? - Hey, babe, did you get lunch? 510 00:39:29,515 --> 00:39:30,975 - I did. - Ha-ha. 511 00:39:31,142 --> 00:39:33,811 - I think I'm burning up back here. - Oh, really? 512 00:39:33,978 --> 00:39:37,189 - You're just in luck. Look what I have. - Oh, hey, great. 513 00:39:41,027 --> 00:39:42,987 - You're all red back here. - Yeah. 514 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,448 I feel stupid. 515 00:39:46,782 --> 00:39:48,409 I told you not to spend so much time in the sun. 516 00:39:48,659 --> 00:39:50,369 You don't listen. 517 00:39:51,746 --> 00:39:53,205 Yeah, it's me again. 518 00:39:53,414 --> 00:39:57,877 Listen, as I speak, not 25 feet away from me... 519 00:39:58,085 --> 00:40:00,629 I'm looking at the mark. 520 00:40:00,796 --> 00:40:04,550 Think Thurston Howell III if he shacked up with Ginger. 521 00:40:04,717 --> 00:40:06,594 He's dripping in Gucci. 522 00:40:06,761 --> 00:40:08,471 It's like I'm at the watering hole... 523 00:40:08,637 --> 00:40:11,432 and I'm watching the fattest, slowest water buffalo... 524 00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:15,936 expose his neck to me, and I'm the lioness ready to strike. 525 00:40:17,438 --> 00:40:19,690 Come, Kim, join me. 526 00:40:19,899 --> 00:40:22,318 Join the pride. 527 00:40:25,571 --> 00:40:29,909 I said "lioness" because it's the females who do all the hunting. 528 00:40:30,743 --> 00:40:32,578 I just wanted to be species-accurate... 529 00:40:32,745 --> 00:40:35,998 irrespective of my own sex, it's a National Geographic thing. 530 00:40:36,207 --> 00:40:37,708 Anyway... 531 00:40:37,917 --> 00:40:39,668 get out here. 532 00:40:40,044 --> 00:40:41,337 Bye. 533 00:41:24,755 --> 00:41:25,923 Santa Fe, New Mexico. 534 00:41:26,090 --> 00:41:29,969 I need the number of a law firm, Davis & Main. 535 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:32,972 Yeah, you can connect me. 536 00:43:11,612 --> 00:43:15,032 There are a few options on the company cars. 537 00:43:15,241 --> 00:43:17,409 We can arrange a test drive whenever you'd like. 538 00:43:17,576 --> 00:43:19,370 Company car, wow. 539 00:43:19,578 --> 00:43:23,040 And there's a service that will deliver it right to you, wherever you want. 540 00:43:23,207 --> 00:43:26,877 And if you find you're not happy with it, it's not a big deal to change it out. 541 00:43:27,044 --> 00:43:29,338 That sounds really, uh... 542 00:43:29,922 --> 00:43:31,340 Yeah. 543 00:43:39,306 --> 00:43:41,475 This is interesting. 544 00:43:41,684 --> 00:43:45,312 Oh, if this isn't to your taste... 545 00:43:45,479 --> 00:43:48,565 we have a collection of art in-house you can choose from. 546 00:43:48,732 --> 00:43:52,111 Any time you're ready, I can put together some samples for you to review. 547 00:43:52,278 --> 00:43:54,405 I— I— I like this. 548 00:43:54,613 --> 00:43:59,159 Good. Well, any other needs you have, I'm here to help. 549 00:43:59,368 --> 00:44:01,495 Office supplies, dietary needs. 550 00:44:01,704 --> 00:44:04,665 Anything special you want stocked in the fridge? 551 00:44:05,082 --> 00:44:06,959 Maybe a humidifier? 552 00:44:07,126 --> 00:44:10,629 - Gets kind of dry in here. - Omar, I'm pretty low maintenance. 553 00:44:10,796 --> 00:44:16,218 Sure. Well, if there's anything you need, I'm right outside the door. 554 00:44:16,802 --> 00:44:20,681 - Great. If I think of anything. - Okay. 555 00:44:23,017 --> 00:44:24,018 Hey, do you think...? 556 00:44:25,269 --> 00:44:26,770 I'm just looking at this. 557 00:44:26,979 --> 00:44:29,481 Do we get a choice of desks? 558 00:44:29,690 --> 00:44:31,025 What were you thinking? 559 00:44:32,776 --> 00:44:35,446 Is it possible...? 560 00:44:36,155 --> 00:44:39,408 Can we do a cocobolo? 561 00:44:39,616 --> 00:44:41,243 Cocobolo desk? 562 00:44:41,410 --> 00:44:43,996 Absolutely. I'll get right on that.