1 00:02:09,637 --> 00:02:10,972 - Howard. - Morning. 2 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:13,933 - Delivery for McGill. - What are you doing here? 3 00:02:14,142 --> 00:02:16,477 It's been a while. I thought I should check on you. 4 00:02:16,644 --> 00:02:17,854 Did I hear music? 5 00:02:18,021 --> 00:02:22,525 Hm? No, no, I was just— Let me get that for you. Yup. 6 00:02:28,448 --> 00:02:30,617 - Good to see you, Howard. - Oh, likewise. 7 00:02:30,825 --> 00:02:33,202 You are sorely missed, my friend. 8 00:02:33,369 --> 00:02:35,622 Don't take that as any undue pressure. 9 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:41,544 Um... I'm thinking of maybe coming in for an hour or two next week. 10 00:02:41,753 --> 00:02:46,341 - Maybe kind of play it by ear. - Well, if you feel comfortable. 11 00:02:46,507 --> 00:02:51,512 I mean, we certainly would love to have you. We will take anything we can get. 12 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:53,723 I'll figure out a day... 13 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:55,975 and get Ernesto to give you a heads up. 14 00:02:56,142 --> 00:02:57,977 That sounds great. 15 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:04,984 - How's Ernie working out? - He's been fine, for the most part. 16 00:03:05,151 --> 00:03:08,821 - Excellent. - Everything on track with Sandpiper? 17 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:11,324 Moving along. 18 00:03:12,784 --> 00:03:16,663 Davis & Main are really pulling their weight. 19 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:20,959 Well, they better. It's a complex case. 20 00:03:21,125 --> 00:03:24,963 - Well, it's definitely not a two-man job. - No. 21 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:27,507 Anyone heard from Jimmy? 22 00:03:28,299 --> 00:03:30,760 I have, yes. I've talked to him. 23 00:03:31,052 --> 00:03:32,595 How is he? 24 00:03:32,804 --> 00:03:36,432 He's fine. Doing well. 25 00:03:39,394 --> 00:03:43,606 Speaking of which, I have some news. 26 00:03:44,107 --> 00:03:46,442 He's working at Davis & Main. 27 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,196 Doing what? 28 00:03:53,324 --> 00:03:56,077 Working as an attorney. 29 00:04:01,416 --> 00:04:03,751 - Clifford Main hired Jimmy? - Mm-hm. 30 00:04:05,878 --> 00:04:10,133 To be fair, he had his doubts, but he's giving Jimmy a chance. 31 00:04:10,299 --> 00:04:12,385 He had his own people doing client outreach... 32 00:04:12,552 --> 00:04:15,138 but every time they'd talk to a Sandpiper resident... 33 00:04:15,304 --> 00:04:18,349 Jimmy's name would come up. Yeah. 34 00:04:19,726 --> 00:04:21,519 - Those old folks just— - They love him. 35 00:04:21,686 --> 00:04:23,104 Yeah, they do. 36 00:04:24,439 --> 00:04:27,859 Plus, I guess, Cliff thought it would be a good idea... 37 00:04:28,026 --> 00:04:31,320 for the case to have that sort of... 38 00:04:31,487 --> 00:04:35,074 you know, continuity. 39 00:04:36,534 --> 00:04:40,038 - Jimmy certainly has a way with people. - He does. 40 00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:47,170 They're aware of his background at Davis & Main? His education? 41 00:04:47,336 --> 00:04:51,424 In the spirit of full disclosure, Cliff did talk to me beforehand. 42 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:56,721 I didn't pull any punches. I tried to paint a complete picture. 43 00:04:57,972 --> 00:04:59,390 But I didn't stand in the way. 44 00:05:00,058 --> 00:05:03,561 Of course not. Nor should you. 45 00:05:03,978 --> 00:05:05,897 Truth be told... 46 00:05:06,773 --> 00:05:08,983 Kim Wexler pushed for this. 47 00:05:09,150 --> 00:05:10,735 Hard. 48 00:05:11,986 --> 00:05:16,115 But I didn't, you know, stand in the way. 49 00:05:16,407 --> 00:05:17,950 Partner track? 50 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,412 I would, uh... 51 00:05:22,455 --> 00:05:26,000 Yeah, assume so. 52 00:05:28,544 --> 00:05:30,463 That's great. 53 00:05:31,756 --> 00:05:34,300 - Good for Jimmy. - Ha, ha, ha. 54 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,094 - Charlie Hustle, right? - Yup. 55 00:05:37,428 --> 00:05:38,888 Yup. 56 00:05:39,722 --> 00:05:41,766 Well, I'll get out of your hair. 57 00:05:41,974 --> 00:05:46,604 - Anything else to add to Ernie's list? - No, all set. All good. 58 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:49,023 - Thanks for coming by, Howard. - Any time. 59 00:05:49,190 --> 00:05:52,360 - You truly are missed. No pressure. - Mm. 60 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:26,787 Document review... 61 00:07:26,954 --> 00:07:30,833 will be coordinated through HHM. To date, the following documents... 62 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:35,504 have been requested from Sandpiper as part of our initial discovery petition. 63 00:07:35,713 --> 00:07:37,590 One, resident lease agreements... 64 00:07:37,757 --> 00:07:40,885 past and present, from all Sandpiper locations. 65 00:07:41,093 --> 00:07:43,888 Two, invoices and transaction documents... 66 00:07:44,055 --> 00:07:46,933 from all supply companies used by Sandpiper. 67 00:07:47,141 --> 00:07:51,812 Three, list of all past and present official Sandpiper vendors. 68 00:07:52,021 --> 00:07:54,815 Four, any and all business agreements and contracts... 69 00:07:54,982 --> 00:07:58,152 between Sandpiper and its distributors. 70 00:07:58,361 --> 00:08:02,615 Five, records of residents' social security cheque receipts. 71 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:06,118 Six, allowance transaction statements. 72 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:09,538 Seven, resident invoices nonrelated to... 73 00:08:11,832 --> 00:08:13,417 I'm loving the new look. 74 00:08:14,252 --> 00:08:15,461 How's Santa Fe? 75 00:08:15,628 --> 00:08:17,338 It's, uh... 76 00:08:18,881 --> 00:08:20,424 It's really... 77 00:08:20,633 --> 00:08:23,427 See? What'd I tell you? 78 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:25,346 A nice place? 79 00:08:25,513 --> 00:08:29,433 The finest in temporary corporate housing. 80 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:31,769 I can't wait to see it. 81 00:08:32,019 --> 00:08:36,274 Maybe I should leave HHM and get on that cushy D & M train. 82 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:39,151 It is very cushy. 83 00:08:39,694 --> 00:08:41,529 It's amazing. 84 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:48,327 Jimmy, I'm so happy for you. 85 00:08:49,203 --> 00:08:53,082 Thanks. You know, things are really turning around. 86 00:08:53,249 --> 00:08:57,545 I'm even thinking of looking, you know, for my own place to buy. 87 00:08:57,753 --> 00:09:00,381 - In Santa Fe? - I'm not sure yet. 88 00:09:00,589 --> 00:09:03,259 Maybe someplace closer to Albuquerque... 89 00:09:03,426 --> 00:09:05,469 since I'm going between the two so much. 90 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:10,975 - Okay. So halfway points. - Yeah, I was thinking— 91 00:09:11,142 --> 00:09:13,311 - Oh, wait, what about Corrales? - Corrales, yeah. 92 00:09:13,477 --> 00:09:16,188 Get a nice little bungalow, or maybe not so little. 93 00:09:16,397 --> 00:09:17,398 Big open floor plan. 94 00:09:17,565 --> 00:09:20,776 I don't want any walls disrupting my chi, yeah. 95 00:09:20,985 --> 00:09:24,780 But I'm thinking I definitely want some decent acreage. 96 00:09:24,947 --> 00:09:27,783 - Get in touch with nature. - Horses. 97 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:31,203 Come on, you could get horses. Man, that would be so amazing. 98 00:09:31,412 --> 00:09:36,083 Too expensive. They— All the oats, right? It's oats that they're always eating. 99 00:09:36,250 --> 00:09:38,377 - It's worth it. - And the horseshoes. 100 00:09:38,586 --> 00:09:41,297 You have to get them shoes and nail them with a hammer. 101 00:09:41,464 --> 00:09:43,966 It's totally worth it. Long ride through the country... 102 00:09:44,133 --> 00:09:49,221 and then a glass of wine on the back patio at sunset. 103 00:09:51,140 --> 00:09:54,477 Oh. We should get one of those smokers. We could just barbecue for days. 104 00:09:54,643 --> 00:09:59,815 Yeah, we definitely gotta get a smoker. 105 00:10:07,490 --> 00:10:11,243 All right, well, I gotta go to the salon. 106 00:10:11,452 --> 00:10:14,538 They're delivering my new company car. 107 00:10:14,705 --> 00:10:17,625 - Ugh. Are you serious? - What? 108 00:10:19,043 --> 00:10:21,504 "Jeez, where's my solid gold blimp? 109 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:24,715 - No, not that one, the other one." - Jealous. 110 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,676 Totally. 111 00:10:29,345 --> 00:10:30,971 I forgot, I got you a present. One sec. 112 00:10:43,984 --> 00:10:47,363 Oh. That's a beautiful wrapping job. It's a shame to open it. 113 00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,115 It's a gift, be grateful. 114 00:10:54,578 --> 00:10:56,539 Just keeping it real. 115 00:10:57,998 --> 00:11:01,877 Come on, second is still very, very good. 116 00:11:02,294 --> 00:11:03,963 All right. 117 00:11:11,595 --> 00:11:14,265 Thanks. See you tonight? 118 00:11:15,224 --> 00:11:19,311 Maybe, if you play your cards right. 119 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:51,385 Hello, beautiful. 120 00:11:55,264 --> 00:11:56,724 What do you think, ladies? 121 00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:01,645 Yeah, I know, right? It's got all leather interior... 122 00:12:02,271 --> 00:12:05,399 heated seats for those cold desert mornings. 123 00:12:05,566 --> 00:12:08,027 This must be what heaven looks like. 124 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:20,581 Hey. Goodbye hug? 125 00:12:20,956 --> 00:12:22,500 No? All right. 126 00:12:22,666 --> 00:12:26,921 We'll forgo the tears and just say "till we meet again." 127 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:04,333 Must be metric. 128 00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:06,770 Hey. 129 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:14,069 What— What are you doing here? 130 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,071 I work here. 131 00:14:16,363 --> 00:14:18,991 Oh, small world. 132 00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:24,038 So is this the parking lot for the police station? 133 00:14:24,413 --> 00:14:27,791 - It is. - You don't know if they validate, do you? 134 00:14:30,294 --> 00:14:33,422 Why don't you pull around over there? 135 00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:36,091 And we'll have a little talk. 136 00:14:36,425 --> 00:14:38,385 Uh, Okay. 137 00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:56,695 Why are you here? 138 00:14:57,154 --> 00:14:59,657 I have business with the police. 139 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,076 And what business might that be? 140 00:15:02,284 --> 00:15:05,579 Well, if you must know, I was robbed. 141 00:15:05,746 --> 00:15:08,374 Somebody broke into my house and stole my property. 142 00:15:08,582 --> 00:15:09,625 Your drugs? 143 00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:12,503 Yeah, but obviously I didn't tell the cops that. 144 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:14,546 I'm not stupid. 145 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,674 You've already spoken to them? 146 00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,259 Well, a couple of them came by my house. 147 00:15:19,468 --> 00:15:23,222 But it's not the drugs that I care about. I mean, I care. 148 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:26,725 It's my baseball cards I need back. 149 00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,437 Your baseball cards? 150 00:15:30,646 --> 00:15:34,483 Yes. I have a very valuable collection of baseball cards... 151 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:36,151 and someone stole them. 152 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:39,613 I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this... 153 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:43,701 but it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talked to the police... 154 00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,160 being a criminal and all. 155 00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:49,415 I'm not here as a criminal. I'm here as a crime victim. 156 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:54,503 Just because I occasionally sell some pharmaceuticals... 157 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:58,298 I no longer have a right to protection from crime? 158 00:15:58,507 --> 00:16:01,093 And I was very careful when I talked to them. 159 00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:05,264 I mean, they have no idea about my other business. 160 00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:09,226 If you already made your report, why are you here? 161 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,854 Well, they called me. They have a few more questions. 162 00:16:12,062 --> 00:16:16,066 They are very dedicated to finding this thief. 163 00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:20,404 Since you're new to this, let me explain it to you. 164 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:23,866 They've invited you on a fishing trip. 165 00:16:24,032 --> 00:16:25,951 What's that, a fishing trip? 166 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:29,830 Those cops have no interest in helping you get your cards back. 167 00:16:30,038 --> 00:16:31,832 You're obviously under suspicion. 168 00:16:32,040 --> 00:16:34,126 There was nothing there for them to see. 169 00:16:34,334 --> 00:16:36,920 I refer you to our previous conversation... 170 00:16:37,129 --> 00:16:41,008 and this blinking neon sign of a vehicle that says drug dealer. 171 00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:43,761 They suspect you. They will get you in there... 172 00:16:43,927 --> 00:16:48,599 pretend to be your friend, lull you into a false sense of security... 173 00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:51,769 and then they will sweat you. 174 00:16:51,935 --> 00:16:53,645 And you will break. 175 00:16:53,854 --> 00:16:56,106 I don't... 176 00:16:56,315 --> 00:17:00,569 - I disagree. - Not open for debate. You go home now. 177 00:17:00,736 --> 00:17:03,572 - But I have an appointment. - Break it. 178 00:17:03,781 --> 00:17:05,866 And if they call you, do not answer the phone. 179 00:17:06,033 --> 00:17:07,701 But what about my baseball cards? 180 00:17:07,868 --> 00:17:09,620 - Cost of doing business. - No! 181 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:14,917 No, no, no! I am getting those back. I will take the risk. 182 00:17:15,083 --> 00:17:16,376 No, you won't. 183 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:19,630 Because then you'll be putting my well-being at risk. 184 00:17:19,797 --> 00:17:21,215 I have to. 185 00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:23,467 I— I— 186 00:17:24,551 --> 00:17:27,054 Those cards... 187 00:17:27,429 --> 00:17:30,098 some of them were my dad's. 188 00:17:31,475 --> 00:17:34,394 I am getting them back. 189 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:37,272 I'm getting them back. 190 00:17:46,949 --> 00:17:49,535 I'll find your cards. 191 00:17:51,995 --> 00:17:56,291 Is— Is that something you do? 192 00:17:58,085 --> 00:18:01,755 Wow, that's— That is so generous of you. 193 00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:04,216 Oh, it'll cost you. 194 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:07,511 Oh. 195 00:18:08,262 --> 00:18:12,266 Okay, we should discuss... 196 00:18:12,432 --> 00:18:17,646 some sort of financial arrangement, in which I— I— 197 00:18:18,522 --> 00:18:20,190 Uh... 198 00:18:22,442 --> 00:18:26,113 Okay, then. Jesus. 199 00:19:15,704 --> 00:19:18,373 Davis & Main, this is Maida. 200 00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,583 - Come on in. - I didn't mean to interrupt. 201 00:20:01,792 --> 00:20:04,211 Not at all, I was just blowing off some steam. 202 00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:08,799 - You sound good. - Thank you. Clears the head. You play? 203 00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:10,759 Oh, I tried to learn in high school... 204 00:20:10,926 --> 00:20:14,304 but then I decided there were easier ways to get girls. 205 00:20:15,055 --> 00:20:18,225 I hope you've got a way to decompress. Everybody needs something. 206 00:20:18,433 --> 00:20:20,978 - How are you settling in? - Great. 207 00:20:21,144 --> 00:20:24,898 It's— It's quite a step up for me. 208 00:20:25,315 --> 00:20:26,984 Well, we're happy to have you. 209 00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:30,278 Just let us know if there's anything else you need, Jimmy. 210 00:20:31,071 --> 00:20:36,118 - Thanks, Cliff, I'm happy to be here. - Great. 211 00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:42,082 - Better get back to it. - Yeah, me too, I suppose. 212 00:20:42,249 --> 00:20:43,500 Um... 213 00:20:43,667 --> 00:20:46,003 Actually, I might have found something... 214 00:20:46,169 --> 00:20:49,172 - ... in the initial disclosures. - Oh, yeah? 215 00:20:49,339 --> 00:20:52,926 Schweikart and Cokely keep referring to the optional allowance programme. 216 00:20:53,135 --> 00:20:55,095 I checked a number of residents' contracts. 217 00:20:55,262 --> 00:20:56,805 Not a single one has opted out... 218 00:20:56,972 --> 00:21:00,475 which makes me think it's more of a mandatory financial arrangement. 219 00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:04,146 You think that's a failure to state a claim that they filed in their answer? 220 00:21:04,312 --> 00:21:07,774 They keep saying it's optional, thereby voluntary. We can counter that... 221 00:21:07,941 --> 00:21:10,193 if opting in is a requirement for residency... 222 00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:15,157 which it sure seems to be, well, their voluntary claims don't hold water. 223 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,245 Might be onto something here. 224 00:21:20,871 --> 00:21:22,873 Nice work, Jimmy. 225 00:21:24,708 --> 00:21:26,668 Thanks, Cliff. 226 00:21:44,269 --> 00:21:46,646 Welcome. How can I help you? 227 00:21:46,813 --> 00:21:50,442 I was hoping to get an estimate, mi car. 228 00:21:50,609 --> 00:21:54,112 - You do cars? - Sí, cars, todo el tiempo. 229 00:21:54,321 --> 00:21:57,032 I was hoping to get my seats reupholstered. 230 00:21:58,158 --> 00:21:59,785 Um... 231 00:22:00,994 --> 00:22:02,037 Take a look? 232 00:22:42,285 --> 00:22:46,873 Yeah, I'm thinking something new. 233 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,377 Give the old girl a little love. 234 00:22:51,044 --> 00:22:52,754 I'm happy for the work... 235 00:22:52,921 --> 00:22:57,384 but his money might be better spent on a down payment for a new car. 236 00:22:57,551 --> 00:22:59,970 He said you should save your money and get a new car. 237 00:23:00,137 --> 00:23:03,390 Yeah? Well, it has a sentimental value. 238 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:10,856 - Classic car. - Mm. 239 00:23:12,691 --> 00:23:14,401 What's he looking for? 240 00:23:14,609 --> 00:23:16,361 What material do you want? 241 00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:20,407 Well, I was thinking leather, definitely. 242 00:23:21,491 --> 00:23:22,701 Maybe alligator. 243 00:23:26,246 --> 00:23:28,874 Oh, señor, too much money. 244 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,377 But like I said, it has a sentimental value. 245 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:42,095 I think an exotic leather would clash. 246 00:23:42,345 --> 00:23:46,099 Maybe something a little more consistent with the style of the car. 247 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:47,559 Convince him. 248 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:51,271 He says alligator's gonna look all wrong. 249 00:23:51,521 --> 00:23:53,648 Cheaper might be better. 250 00:23:53,815 --> 00:23:57,152 Well, show me what you'd pick. 251 00:23:57,319 --> 00:23:58,778 Uh... 252 00:24:02,657 --> 00:24:04,284 I'm sorry, señor. 253 00:24:04,451 --> 00:24:06,995 My son, he will help you. 254 00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:08,538 Okay? 255 00:24:08,705 --> 00:24:10,999 Help him pick. 256 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:13,877 And don't try to upsell him, okay? 257 00:24:15,295 --> 00:24:16,546 Yeah, mucho gusto. 258 00:24:36,691 --> 00:24:37,734 How'd you find me? 259 00:24:45,033 --> 00:24:48,453 - Why are you here? - Baseball cards. 260 00:24:49,329 --> 00:24:52,415 The way I figure, you saw that midlife crisis of a vehicle... 261 00:24:52,582 --> 00:24:54,751 and wisely decided to cut ties with the man. 262 00:24:54,918 --> 00:24:56,878 And I don't blame you, I did too. 263 00:24:57,087 --> 00:24:58,713 And then you ripped him off. 264 00:24:59,589 --> 00:25:02,175 I'm sure those baseball cards looked like an easy way... 265 00:25:02,342 --> 00:25:06,304 to make a few extra bucks off that idiot, teach him a lesson too. 266 00:25:06,471 --> 00:25:10,141 But you underestimated just how big an idiot you were dealing with. 267 00:25:11,017 --> 00:25:14,271 - No, I'm pretty aware. - Well, then, you underestimated... 268 00:25:14,437 --> 00:25:16,398 how attached the man was to those cards. 269 00:25:16,773 --> 00:25:20,777 So attached, he called the police and reported them stolen. 270 00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:22,737 Now they're nosing around. 271 00:25:24,531 --> 00:25:27,200 That sounds like a you problem. 272 00:25:27,659 --> 00:25:29,119 It's very much an us problem. 273 00:25:29,286 --> 00:25:31,579 Yeah, I guess I'll just have to take my chances... 274 00:25:31,788 --> 00:25:33,498 but good luck to you. 275 00:25:33,707 --> 00:25:37,502 You know, I was hoping you'd see our dilemma and do the right thing. 276 00:25:37,711 --> 00:25:42,007 But I think what we have here now is a carrot-and-stick situation. 277 00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:44,342 Oh, yeah? 278 00:25:45,302 --> 00:25:48,096 This the stick? Hmm? 279 00:25:49,097 --> 00:25:51,516 You coming here threatening my family? 280 00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:52,976 Huh? 281 00:25:53,393 --> 00:25:56,062 Because you're gonna need a bigger stick, old man. 282 00:26:01,401 --> 00:26:04,112 I'm not here to threaten your family. 283 00:26:05,488 --> 00:26:08,867 And the name of the stick is Tuco Salamanca. 284 00:26:09,993 --> 00:26:13,580 Now, you don't play ball, so to speak... 285 00:26:13,747 --> 00:26:17,625 and Tuco finds out about your little side business. 286 00:26:18,084 --> 00:26:20,920 That a big enough stick? 287 00:26:22,797 --> 00:26:26,760 However, I'd prefer the carrot. 288 00:26:26,926 --> 00:26:29,304 I think you will too. 289 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,307 And what would that be? 290 00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:38,438 You give me back the baseball cards, 10,000 in cash... 291 00:26:38,605 --> 00:26:41,566 and you net roughly... 292 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:45,070 roughly 60,000. 293 00:26:48,448 --> 00:26:51,493 And how exactly does that work? 294 00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:41,292 Ernesto? 295 00:27:47,590 --> 00:27:49,008 Hey. 296 00:27:51,719 --> 00:27:52,720 Going somewhere? 297 00:27:53,179 --> 00:27:55,014 Yes, we are. 298 00:27:56,516 --> 00:27:59,894 She's a little tricky around the corners. 299 00:28:00,770 --> 00:28:03,857 So— And you gotta go with the premium gas. 300 00:28:04,023 --> 00:28:08,111 I know it seems like a scam, but it makes a huge difference. 301 00:28:08,319 --> 00:28:10,989 And I would get her washed at least once a week... 302 00:28:11,197 --> 00:28:12,699 and spring for the hand wax. 303 00:28:12,907 --> 00:28:17,203 You're gonna want that extra layer of protection for the clearcoat. 304 00:28:19,956 --> 00:28:22,083 She deserves the best. 305 00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:25,920 I'll make sure the boys at the chop shop are real gentle with her. 306 00:28:29,549 --> 00:28:32,010 Wait, why? 307 00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,596 No. 308 00:28:35,638 --> 00:28:37,932 You think I'd be caught dead driving that thing? 309 00:28:38,141 --> 00:28:40,810 It looks like a school bus for 6-year-old pimps. 310 00:28:41,019 --> 00:28:43,396 All right, shall we move this along? 311 00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,055 Aaron. 312 00:29:18,765 --> 00:29:20,058 Okay, there's Jeter. 313 00:29:21,309 --> 00:29:24,020 All right, okay. 314 00:29:31,361 --> 00:29:33,363 Mantle. Mantle. There's Mantle. 315 00:29:33,655 --> 00:29:37,575 - We good? - Yeah, that looks like everyone. 316 00:29:37,784 --> 00:29:40,620 Yeah, they're here. Looks like everyone's here. 317 00:29:47,001 --> 00:29:49,379 And now the other item. 318 00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:10,024 Now our business is concluded. 319 00:30:57,113 --> 00:31:00,783 You know, I can't help thinking an apology was in order. 320 00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,788 It's— It's the police again. 321 00:31:09,375 --> 00:31:11,794 Sandpiper hasn't responded to our discovery requests. 322 00:31:12,003 --> 00:31:13,379 They buried us in paperwork... 323 00:31:13,546 --> 00:31:16,215 but nothing relevant to the particulars in this case. 324 00:31:16,424 --> 00:31:18,051 No real surprise there. 325 00:31:18,217 --> 00:31:20,970 We may have to subpoena their bank records. Thank you, Erin. 326 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:24,015 Jimmy. How are we doing with client outreach? 327 00:31:24,182 --> 00:31:26,017 While we're waiting on those subpoenas... 328 00:31:26,184 --> 00:31:29,646 we should try wrangling some of this stuff from the clients themselves. 329 00:31:29,812 --> 00:31:32,649 I mean, most of these folks have hard copies of everything... 330 00:31:32,815 --> 00:31:35,360 going back to the Eisenhower administration. 331 00:31:35,526 --> 00:31:41,157 Of course, given some of their inconsistent organisational practices... 332 00:31:41,324 --> 00:31:42,742 it's gonna be slow going. 333 00:31:45,036 --> 00:31:46,245 I'm so sorry to interrupt. 334 00:31:46,454 --> 00:31:47,664 Oh, this one lady, um... 335 00:31:48,790 --> 00:31:51,751 She's sweet, but deaf as a doornail. 336 00:31:51,918 --> 00:31:54,462 She keeps all of her paperwork in— 337 00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:56,923 - She keeps it— - I'm sorry, excuse me, Jimmy. 338 00:31:57,131 --> 00:32:00,760 I'm gonna need everybody's phone, key fobs and electronics. 339 00:32:34,085 --> 00:32:36,295 Chuck. Welcome. 340 00:32:36,462 --> 00:32:38,297 Please, have a seat. 341 00:32:38,673 --> 00:32:40,717 Don't mind me. 342 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,593 Hey, everybody. 343 00:32:49,350 --> 00:32:52,645 I'm sorry for the interruption. Just pretend I'm not here. 344 00:32:52,854 --> 00:32:54,480 Happy to have you. 345 00:32:55,565 --> 00:32:57,442 Jimmy, where were we? 346 00:32:57,608 --> 00:33:00,027 Uh... Yeah. 347 00:33:00,486 --> 00:33:02,613 So I was saying... 348 00:33:04,198 --> 00:33:05,867 Um... 349 00:33:08,453 --> 00:33:12,874 Getting documents from some of the clients... 350 00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:19,714 We definitely have some pack rats, God bless them. 351 00:33:19,922 --> 00:33:23,551 I was visiting Mrs. Gusdorff at the Sandpiper Santa Fe... 352 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,304 and I spent the whole afternoon... 353 00:33:26,471 --> 00:33:29,474 sorting through just a haystack of recipes... 354 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,476 and half-off coupons for Big Lots. 355 00:33:31,642 --> 00:33:35,438 But now we've got copies of this woman's monthly statements... 356 00:33:35,605 --> 00:33:38,900 going back to March, 1997, so... 357 00:33:39,066 --> 00:33:40,902 It might be a little labour-intensive... 358 00:33:41,068 --> 00:33:45,156 but our clients will always be our best resource. 359 00:33:45,364 --> 00:33:47,241 Plus, they have ribbon candy. 360 00:33:58,252 --> 00:33:59,837 Jimmy. 361 00:34:00,421 --> 00:34:02,173 Hello? 362 00:34:09,388 --> 00:34:10,807 What are you doing here? 363 00:34:11,307 --> 00:34:13,768 My name is on the building. 364 00:34:14,811 --> 00:34:18,981 So great to have you here. If you need anything, I'll be in my office. 365 00:34:25,571 --> 00:34:27,698 Why are you here? 366 00:34:29,367 --> 00:34:31,619 To bear witness. 367 00:34:43,464 --> 00:34:44,841 James McGill. 368 00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:46,926 It's Ehrmantraut. 369 00:34:47,093 --> 00:34:49,136 Are you still morally flexible? 370 00:34:50,304 --> 00:34:52,932 If so, I might have a job for you. 371 00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:57,186 Where and when? 372 00:35:04,777 --> 00:35:06,529 Take a seat. 373 00:35:09,532 --> 00:35:12,201 Mr. Wormald, thank you for coming in and talking to us. 374 00:35:12,410 --> 00:35:13,411 Yeah, of course. 375 00:35:13,578 --> 00:35:16,664 We've been looking at the reports the officers took at the scene... 376 00:35:16,831 --> 00:35:19,667 and we have a few small follow-up questions. 377 00:35:19,834 --> 00:35:21,919 Sorry to waste your time. Just standard stuff. 378 00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:23,921 There's really no need for a lawyer here. 379 00:35:24,088 --> 00:35:26,591 I'm here in more of an advisory capacity. 380 00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:29,802 Dan just wanted a friendly face next to him. 381 00:35:29,969 --> 00:35:32,346 Well, we're all friendly here. 382 00:35:32,513 --> 00:35:35,308 Look at us. Four friends. 383 00:35:35,474 --> 00:35:40,021 We just wanna get the facts straight so we can help you get your property for you. 384 00:35:40,187 --> 00:35:45,109 Yeah, you know, it's fine. Yeah, there's no need to... 385 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:47,111 No, it's just standard procedure. 386 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:51,032 You know, officers don't always get all the information we need in their report. 387 00:35:51,240 --> 00:35:53,910 We just wanna find the guys who took your baseball cards. 388 00:35:54,118 --> 00:35:56,412 Yeah, that's, uh... 389 00:35:56,579 --> 00:35:59,832 You know, my uncle had a Ty Cobb tobacco card. 390 00:35:59,999 --> 00:36:02,293 Kept that thing behind 6 inches of glass. 391 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:05,963 - Like it was the Mona Lisa or something. - Wow, Ty Cobb? 392 00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:08,883 Tell him to keep the lights low. Even artificial lighting... 393 00:36:09,050 --> 00:36:12,470 has a certain amount of ultraviolet radiation... 394 00:36:12,637 --> 00:36:16,140 that can, you know, over the long term— 395 00:36:16,307 --> 00:36:18,851 Yeah, can you just remind us... 396 00:36:19,018 --> 00:36:22,104 exactly where you kept your cards in the house? 397 00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:26,859 Yeah, well, as I was trying to say, it's no longer an issue. 398 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,236 I found them. 399 00:36:29,904 --> 00:36:32,782 - So you found the cards? - Yup. 400 00:36:32,990 --> 00:36:37,828 I just wanted to come down and tell you, you know, in person. 401 00:36:38,037 --> 00:36:39,664 You found them? 402 00:36:40,039 --> 00:36:41,332 Where? Around the house? 403 00:36:41,540 --> 00:36:44,877 No. I hired a private investigator... 404 00:36:45,044 --> 00:36:48,255 and he tracked them down. So, yeah. 405 00:36:48,464 --> 00:36:51,801 Really? So where were they? 406 00:36:52,301 --> 00:36:54,011 You know, it's fine. It is. 407 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:57,598 I really— I ought to get out of your hair. 408 00:36:57,765 --> 00:37:02,603 - You've wasted enough time on me. - No, no. It's— It's okay. It's our job. 409 00:37:02,895 --> 00:37:06,691 We just wanna get the facts right so we can help close this case for you. 410 00:37:06,899 --> 00:37:08,651 It's done. 411 00:37:09,485 --> 00:37:11,362 Case closed. 412 00:37:11,779 --> 00:37:15,366 I just— I know how much, you know, you guys have on your hands. 413 00:37:15,533 --> 00:37:18,077 Like murderers, and robbers... 414 00:37:18,244 --> 00:37:22,415 - ... and gangs and stuff. I— - Danny, why don't you get some air? 415 00:37:22,623 --> 00:37:26,252 You can have some coffee. I'll finish up with the detectives here. 416 00:37:34,093 --> 00:37:37,346 Okay, let's get down to brass tacks here, guys. 417 00:37:37,513 --> 00:37:40,307 I'm guessing your two fine uniformed officers... 418 00:37:40,474 --> 00:37:43,561 found Mr. Wormald's little hidey-hole, and that's why you two... 419 00:37:43,728 --> 00:37:46,272 are so interested in "helping" my friend here. 420 00:37:46,439 --> 00:37:47,815 I get it. 421 00:37:48,065 --> 00:37:51,318 A hiding place in the baseboard, it's gonna make anyone suspicious. 422 00:37:51,485 --> 00:37:55,573 But let me assure you, there's nothing illegal going on here. 423 00:37:55,781 --> 00:37:57,033 Then why is he so nervous? 424 00:37:57,199 --> 00:37:59,869 Because I must say, the flop sweat is kind of suspect. 425 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,538 We all have our secrets, don't we? 426 00:38:03,122 --> 00:38:05,499 And who among us is without sin? 427 00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:08,919 But those sins aren't all of the criminal variety... 428 00:38:09,086 --> 00:38:11,839 and neither are Mr. Wormald's, okay? 429 00:38:12,006 --> 00:38:14,175 They are, however, very private. 430 00:38:14,383 --> 00:38:18,054 - Private like drug dealer maybe? - No, no. 431 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:20,598 He's being evasive because it's a sensitive subject. 432 00:38:20,765 --> 00:38:24,643 It's very delicate and of no concern to law enforcement. 433 00:38:24,852 --> 00:38:27,772 You know, as much as we'd love to take your word for it... 434 00:38:27,938 --> 00:38:29,732 we'll need a little more than that. 435 00:38:29,940 --> 00:38:34,070 All right, well, this all comes down to a personal dispute. 436 00:38:34,236 --> 00:38:39,784 That's all. It's between Mr. Wormald and... 437 00:38:40,618 --> 00:38:43,412 his art patron. 438 00:38:44,455 --> 00:38:45,456 Art patron? 439 00:38:45,664 --> 00:38:51,420 Yeah, my client has an arrangement with a wealthy gentleman... 440 00:38:51,587 --> 00:38:57,134 for whom, ahem, Mr. Wormald provides art... 441 00:38:57,384 --> 00:39:01,138 in exchange for this gentleman's generous... 442 00:39:01,889 --> 00:39:04,308 We'll call it patronage. 443 00:39:04,934 --> 00:39:07,520 Art. Like what, paintings? 444 00:39:07,895 --> 00:39:10,523 It's more like digital media. 445 00:39:10,689 --> 00:39:12,608 Digital media? 446 00:39:12,775 --> 00:39:16,278 - He made videos for the man. - What kind of videos? 447 00:39:16,445 --> 00:39:19,406 Private videos of an artistic nature. 448 00:39:19,615 --> 00:39:23,285 That's what was in the hiding place, that's what it's for. 449 00:39:25,663 --> 00:39:30,543 So this art patron stole the videos and the baseball cards? 450 00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:34,713 Well, there was a misunderstanding. I mean, call it creative differences. 451 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,675 Artists are volatile creatures. 452 00:39:39,385 --> 00:39:43,931 Guys, this all comes down to just a lovers' spat. Okay? 453 00:39:44,098 --> 00:39:48,144 Two consenting adults had a falling out, that happens... 454 00:39:48,352 --> 00:39:51,272 and the patron stole the videos. 455 00:39:51,438 --> 00:39:54,108 And the baseball cards, to make a point, I guess. 456 00:39:54,275 --> 00:39:58,737 But the headline here is it's all settled, hearts have mended... 457 00:39:58,904 --> 00:40:02,825 and Mr. Wormald will not be pressing charges. 458 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:05,494 What was on these videos? 459 00:40:06,537 --> 00:40:09,707 - They were private. - You said that. 460 00:40:11,125 --> 00:40:14,587 They were videos intended... 461 00:40:14,753 --> 00:40:17,965 to titillate the senses. 462 00:40:18,132 --> 00:40:22,428 - Okay, so porn. - Not— No. Not as such. 463 00:40:22,595 --> 00:40:27,433 Technically, they would be categorised as fetish videos, but nothing illegal. 464 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,227 Just a man, a fully clothed man, I might add... 465 00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:32,479 just all by himself. 466 00:40:32,646 --> 00:40:37,359 Just— Just Mr. Wormald, fully clothed. 467 00:40:38,110 --> 00:40:40,404 - Yeah, so. - Yeah. 468 00:40:40,571 --> 00:40:46,076 All right. So fully clothed, Mr. Wormald... 469 00:40:46,243 --> 00:40:48,537 by himself. 470 00:40:48,704 --> 00:40:50,915 - Doing what? - Yeah, come on, man, what? 471 00:40:53,459 --> 00:40:55,502 Squat cobbler. 472 00:40:57,796 --> 00:40:59,715 What's a squat cobbler? 473 00:40:59,924 --> 00:41:02,218 Squat cobbler. You know what squat cobbler is. 474 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:06,305 - No, I don't know what a squat cobbler is. - No, me neither, what is it? 475 00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:08,474 What? You two guys are cops? 476 00:41:08,974 --> 00:41:11,685 Hoboken Squat Cobbler. 477 00:41:12,353 --> 00:41:14,605 Full Moon Moon Pie. 478 00:41:14,772 --> 00:41:16,774 Boston Cream Splat. 479 00:41:18,692 --> 00:41:19,693 Seriously? 480 00:41:19,902 --> 00:41:22,613 Simple Simon, the Ass Man. 481 00:41:22,780 --> 00:41:23,822 Dutch Apple Ass. 482 00:41:24,031 --> 00:41:26,909 Guys, am I not speaking English here? 483 00:41:27,076 --> 00:41:30,704 - What the hell is a squat cobbler? - It's when a man sits in pie. 484 00:41:30,871 --> 00:41:35,209 He sits in a pie and he— 485 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:37,044 He wiggles around. 486 00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:40,464 Maybe it's like Hellmann's mayonnaise. 487 00:41:40,631 --> 00:41:43,300 It has a different name west of the Rockies, I don't know. 488 00:41:43,509 --> 00:41:46,136 But technically he does a crybaby squat... 489 00:41:46,303 --> 00:41:49,431 so there's tears, which makes it more specialised. 490 00:41:49,598 --> 00:41:53,394 Not all pie-sitters cry, but I'm gonna tell you something. 491 00:41:53,602 --> 00:41:57,606 This guy, he's a regular Julianne Moore once he gets the waterworks cranked up. 492 00:41:57,815 --> 00:41:59,525 Pies? 493 00:41:59,733 --> 00:42:02,778 - What, like apple? - I'm not the filmmaker here, all right? 494 00:42:02,945 --> 00:42:06,865 Banana cream, I— Peach. 495 00:42:07,032 --> 00:42:10,411 Oh, and there is a costume involved. 496 00:42:13,539 --> 00:42:15,416 You got to be shitting us. 497 00:42:15,624 --> 00:42:18,210 Yeah, like I would make this up. 498 00:42:19,169 --> 00:42:23,799 Hey, the world is a rich tapestry, my friends. 499 00:42:24,925 --> 00:42:25,968 But trust me on this... 500 00:42:26,510 --> 00:42:28,971 you don't wanna see it. 501 00:42:36,061 --> 00:42:38,939 So, uh, we're good, right? 502 00:42:39,106 --> 00:42:41,275 Yeah, great. 503 00:42:42,318 --> 00:42:45,029 There is, however, one little, tiny hanging chad. 504 00:42:45,195 --> 00:42:49,575 - What chad? - You're gonna have to make a video. 505 00:43:13,932 --> 00:43:17,686 Wait, wait. So he eats the pies or just sits in them? 506 00:43:18,103 --> 00:43:21,815 - Both. Whatever you want. - Which comes first? 507 00:43:21,982 --> 00:43:24,360 Oh. It's dealer's choice. 508 00:43:24,526 --> 00:43:27,613 - That's where the crying comes in, right? - That's a safe bet. 509 00:43:29,573 --> 00:43:31,367 How the hell did you come up with that? 510 00:43:31,533 --> 00:43:34,995 If you give me a million years, I still would not have come up with that. 511 00:43:35,204 --> 00:43:37,539 The muse. She speaks through me. 512 00:43:37,706 --> 00:43:39,750 I am but a humble vessel. 513 00:43:39,958 --> 00:43:41,668 - And they bought it? - Yeah. 514 00:43:41,835 --> 00:43:44,546 Wow, I've heard some far-out scenarios used to sow doubt... 515 00:43:44,755 --> 00:43:48,258 - ... but this definitely takes the cake. - Kim. Kim. Kim. 516 00:43:48,425 --> 00:43:49,635 - Takes the pie. - Yeah. 517 00:43:49,802 --> 00:43:52,679 Sorry, I should just jump off the roof right now. 518 00:43:52,888 --> 00:43:55,307 Yeah, you should feel bad about yourself. 519 00:43:55,474 --> 00:43:57,935 Jesus, can you tell a story. 520 00:43:58,352 --> 00:43:59,645 Well, to be fair... 521 00:43:59,812 --> 00:44:02,773 I think it was the video that clinched it. 522 00:44:02,940 --> 00:44:04,691 What video? 523 00:44:05,484 --> 00:44:07,653 Wait. Wait, you actually made a video? 524 00:44:07,861 --> 00:44:10,406 I gotta say, in the end, old Dan really committed. 525 00:44:10,572 --> 00:44:12,991 I believed the tears. 526 00:44:13,826 --> 00:44:17,830 Oh. This is a leftover prop, it was extra. 527 00:44:18,038 --> 00:44:21,667 I wasn't sure how many takes we would need so I overbought. 528 00:44:21,834 --> 00:44:25,379 But I promise you, untouched by human buttocks. 529 00:44:26,463 --> 00:44:31,301 - You fabricated evidence? - I made a video. Not exactly evidence. 530 00:44:31,468 --> 00:44:33,053 You used it to exonerate a client. 531 00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:37,266 You used falsified evidence to exonerate a client. 532 00:44:37,933 --> 00:44:41,186 - I think you're splitting hairs. - I'm not splitting hairs. 533 00:44:41,395 --> 00:44:44,690 What if Davis & Main find out you faked evidence? 534 00:44:44,857 --> 00:44:46,483 It wasn't a Davis & Main client. 535 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:49,194 It was some nothing little pro bono thing. 536 00:44:49,403 --> 00:44:52,448 - It was off the clock, totally my own thing. - Why? 537 00:44:54,867 --> 00:44:57,286 Why would you risk the best job you've ever had... 538 00:44:57,453 --> 00:44:59,329 for some pro bono case? 539 00:44:59,538 --> 00:45:01,123 I was doing a favour for a friend. 540 00:45:01,290 --> 00:45:04,543 Risking disbarment? That's— That's some friend. 541 00:45:04,751 --> 00:45:06,795 It's fine, it worked out. 542 00:45:06,962 --> 00:45:10,382 - Davis & Main are none the wiser. - Jimmy, you're playing with fire here. 543 00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:12,634 I didn't see you complaining... 544 00:45:12,801 --> 00:45:16,346 when Ken the douchebag paid our bar bill the other night. 545 00:45:16,555 --> 00:45:18,974 That was a little bit of rule-breaking right there... 546 00:45:19,141 --> 00:45:22,394 and if I remember correctly, you liked it, a lot. 547 00:45:22,561 --> 00:45:26,773 - That is so not the same thing. - How? What's the difference? 548 00:45:26,982 --> 00:45:31,445 That had nothing to do with work, and we were just screwing around. 549 00:45:31,612 --> 00:45:35,157 This, fabricating evidence— 550 00:45:35,324 --> 00:45:39,077 Jimmy, this could really hurt you if they find out, if you get caught. 551 00:45:39,244 --> 00:45:41,163 - They're never gonna find out. - Seriously? 552 00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:43,373 You sound like every dumb criminal out there. 553 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:46,710 If you keep this up, they will find out. 554 00:45:47,669 --> 00:45:49,505 For what, Jimmy? 555 00:45:52,591 --> 00:45:54,676 What is the point? 556 00:46:10,776 --> 00:46:13,403 I cannot hear about this sort of thing... 557 00:46:14,571 --> 00:46:16,782 ever again, okay? 558 00:46:21,078 --> 00:46:23,247 I mean it, Jimmy. 559 00:46:25,666 --> 00:46:27,334 You won't.