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Oh, come on, you.

2
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Can I give you a hand?

3
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If I needed a hand,
I'd ask for it, thank you very much.

4
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- There you go, miss.
- Thanks.

5
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Marion. How's it going?

6
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Eh, could be worse. Brain's still working.

7
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- Is it a pastrami day?
- Yeah.

8
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- Uh, one and a quarter pounds.
- You got it.

9
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Not a pound and a half.
You overshot last time.

10
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Sorry about that.

11
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What do we have here?

12
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Extra-sharp Wisconsin cheddar.

13
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Extra-sharp, huh?

14
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You can keep it, Wisconsin. Ugh.

15
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It wasn't like this when I came before.

16
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- Need some help?
- I'm fine.

17
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- You sure you don't want a push?
- I'm sure.

18
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What happened to poor Nippy?

19
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Oh. It was my fault.

20
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I was driving with the windows open,
you know, before all this hit.

21
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Something got into him. Maybe he
saw a cat or something, but he jumped.

22
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Oh, no.

23
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I pulled right over. I'm screaming
my head off, "Nippy!" But he was gone.

24
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Oh, that's terrible. I hope you find him.

25
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- If you could keep an eye out?
- Yeah, I will. Sure.

26
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I live right over here on Clementine.
This is my route.

27
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When I can get this thing going.

28
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Maybe just a little push.

29
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- Well, if you're sure you don't mind.
- Happy to help.

30
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Okay, throw it in neutral.

31
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And one, two, three.

32
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There you go.

33
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- Sorry for the trouble.
- Back in drive. Not at all.

34
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- Have a nice day.
- Yeah. You too.

35
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- Hope you find Nippy.
- Thank you.

36
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What in the world...?

37
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- How you doing, Marion?
- Great.

38
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Oh, good.

39
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- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.

40
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Okay, okay, okay.

41
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Actually, it's my favorite meal to cook.

42
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- And I like it. And my secret is...
- Ma?

43
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In the kitchen, Jeffie.

44
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- I have a little trick.
- I bet it's the same we do.

45
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- An egg.
- I knew it.

46
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And really work it in.
You gotta use your hands.

47
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- You're speaking my language.
- Do you cook?

48
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Just a few favorites. Nothing fancy.

49
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Simple's best. I mean, why fuss?

50
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Jeffie, this is Mr. Takavic.

51
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Oh, please, Mr. Takavic was my father.

52
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Call me Gene.

53
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Don't worry, hon, he's not an ax murderer.

54
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If he was gonna chop me to bits,
he would've done it already, right, Gene?

55
00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:12,308
Well, don't just stand there
like a bump on a log. Join us.

56
00:06:14,602 --> 00:06:17,480
Sometimes he gets a little nervous
around new people.

57
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- Ma...
- Well, you do.

58
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Now, come on. Grab a glass and sit down.

59
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Tell him how we met, Gene.

60
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- Oh, yeah. Um, I was looking for Nippy.
- His dog, poor thing.

61
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- Well, he ran away.
- Gene was putting up posters.

62
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Your mom was coming
back from Hansen's.

63
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- And my wheels got stuck in the snow.
- Before the whole thing conked out.

64
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But Gene here saved the day.

65
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He even fixed my dumb scooter
with duct tape.

66
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To Gene.

67
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- Come on.
- Yeah.

68
00:07:09,657 --> 00:07:14,578
So your mom tells me you're a cab driver?

69
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Have you ever driven anyone famous?

70
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Oh, he sure did. Tell him, Jeffie.

71
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- Sammy Hagar.
- No. The Red Rocker? Hey, I love him. Hey.

72
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- That's it.
- Hey.

73
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What was he like? Big tipper?

74
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I guess.

75
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You stay comfy.
I will rescue this beautiful creation.

76
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Look at that.

77
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- Ta-da.
- Gene's staying for dinner.

78
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- Dude, what the fuck?
- I know it's awkward, right?

79
00:08:16,849 --> 00:08:19,435
But you don't have to call me Dad yet.

80
00:08:19,935 --> 00:08:22,873
I don't know what this is about,
but all I have to do is pick up the phone,

81
00:08:22,897 --> 00:08:24,607
and it's bye-bye, Saul Goodman.

82
00:08:24,690 --> 00:08:27,193
Yeah, but you haven't
picked up the phone yet, have you?

83
00:08:27,276 --> 00:08:31,030
Or tried to strong-arm me for cash.
And guess what. I know why.

84
00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:34,742
Because reward money? Blackmail?

85
00:08:34,825 --> 00:08:38,621
That's not gonna tickle your pickle.
I know what you really want.

86
00:08:38,704 --> 00:08:40,164
Oh, yeah? What's that?

87
00:08:41,957 --> 00:08:43,209
You want in the game.

88
00:08:44,043 --> 00:08:46,462
The game? What game?

89
00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:51,300
The game. The one
you've been watching your entire life.

90
00:08:51,967 --> 00:08:53,928
You got your nose pressed up
against the glass,

91
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:56,222
peering in while the big boys play.

92
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Speak English.
What the hell are you talking about?

93
00:08:58,849 --> 00:09:03,896
The game. It's right there.
You can see it, but you can't touch it.

94
00:09:05,147 --> 00:09:11,403
The cars, the clothes,
the cash, the ladies.

95
00:09:12,404 --> 00:09:17,827
It's about knowing all the angles,
putting it on the line, and winning big.

96
00:09:18,369 --> 00:09:20,329
But here you are, Jeffie.

97
00:09:20,830 --> 00:09:23,332
Standing outside with the suckers.

98
00:09:23,415 --> 00:09:27,837
Trying to pay off that cab,
sweating the bills. You're getting older.

99
00:09:27,920 --> 00:09:33,551
It's so close, but, damn it,
you just can't get in. Until now.

100
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,553
I can make it happen.

101
00:09:40,975 --> 00:09:41,975
You?

102
00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:44,603
Saul Goodman.

103
00:09:48,399 --> 00:09:49,775
So here's the deal.

104
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I will show you the game,
and then we're done.

105
00:10:22,683 --> 00:10:25,895
Caller thinks it's
brother-in-law with history of violence.

106
00:10:26,604 --> 00:10:27,605
Ten-four.

107
00:10:27,688 --> 00:10:29,231
Roger...

108
00:10:37,489 --> 00:10:39,366
Noise complaint. Fifty or so teens.

109
00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:42,578
Parents possibly out of town.
Neighbors say this is not the first time.

110
00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:44,955
Ten-twenty?

111
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,000
37882 Crestview.

112
00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:51,086
Headed that way.

113
00:10:52,463 --> 00:10:54,548
Missing juvenile. Caucasian male.

114
00:10:54,632 --> 00:10:57,593
Six foot, two inches, 240 pounds.

115
00:10:57,676 --> 00:11:00,804
Last seen at gas station
on Kerrywood and Western.

116
00:11:19,114 --> 00:11:20,194
Parents called?

117
00:11:22,701 --> 00:11:25,621
Got ahold of mom. ETA is 20 minutes.

118
00:11:35,673 --> 00:11:36,840
Ten-twenty-three.

119
00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:48,434
Ten-twenty.

120
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,946
- Good night, ladies.
- See you, Gene.

121
00:12:22,970 --> 00:12:23,970
Bye.

122
00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:01,359
There a problem?

123
00:14:01,402 --> 00:14:03,987
No, I just came to say thanks.

124
00:14:04,071 --> 00:14:05,989
I'm Gene, from Cinnabon.

125
00:14:06,073 --> 00:14:10,494
Uh, you called the EMTs for me
when I fainted.

126
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:14,832
Yeah, I remember you. "Get a lawyer!"

127
00:14:14,915 --> 00:14:17,668
Nick, do I detect Cinnabons?

128
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:21,630
- Yeah.
- Well, Christ Almighty, get him in here.

129
00:14:24,508 --> 00:14:28,262
I'm sorry about the lawyer thing.
Uh, just slipped out.

130
00:14:32,182 --> 00:14:33,475
It's a free country.

131
00:14:45,487 --> 00:14:48,031
Hi. Uh, Gene Takavic.

132
00:14:49,658 --> 00:14:52,244
Hey, Gene. I'm Frank. This is Nick.

133
00:14:52,327 --> 00:14:56,623
Yeah. Nick here, um, did me a solid, so...

134
00:15:05,507 --> 00:15:08,677
Please, enjoy yourselves.

135
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:10,095
Well, God bless you.

136
00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:13,140
Well, 9:45.
Nick, you wanna grab yours to go?

137
00:15:13,223 --> 00:15:15,309
- Sure.
- He's gotta check the lot.

138
00:15:15,893 --> 00:15:16,893
Yeah.

139
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,020
Thanks.

140
00:15:21,940 --> 00:15:23,609
Hey, you wanna take a load off?

141
00:15:23,692 --> 00:15:25,986
Grab yourself a cup of coffee
if you'd like.

142
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,572
Yeah. Okay.

143
00:15:33,452 --> 00:15:35,996
I should not be doing this.

144
00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:49,468
Hey, do me a favor. If you were ever
to cross paths with my wife...

145
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:50,636
Shh!

146
00:15:50,719 --> 00:15:52,846
Oh, scout's honor.

147
00:15:55,098 --> 00:15:56,558
Oh, man.

148
00:15:57,559 --> 00:16:00,771
I haven't had one of these in forever.

149
00:16:01,355 --> 00:16:02,856
Watching the waistline.

150
00:16:03,565 --> 00:16:07,569
- Yeah, but every now and then.
- No harm, right?

151
00:16:12,950 --> 00:16:14,284
Mmm!

152
00:16:26,171 --> 00:16:28,340
Mmm. Mmm! Mmm.

153
00:16:28,423 --> 00:16:30,551
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

154
00:16:32,553 --> 00:16:35,097
So did you catch the game last night?

155
00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:37,765
The game.

156
00:16:38,850 --> 00:16:40,769
What the hell's wrong with those guys?

157
00:16:42,854 --> 00:16:45,065
I can't even talk about it.

158
00:16:45,941 --> 00:16:48,068
Really thought this was the year.

159
00:16:49,528 --> 00:16:50,612
Me too.

160
00:16:52,114 --> 00:16:54,616
You know, Texas wasn't even ranked.

161
00:16:55,242 --> 00:16:56,285
I know.

162
00:16:57,744 --> 00:16:59,329
Play-calling was crazy.

163
00:17:00,038 --> 00:17:03,542
- The worst.
- Three downs to make a foot and a half?

164
00:17:05,294 --> 00:17:06,878
Now, how hard can it be?

165
00:17:06,962 --> 00:17:10,549
Mmm! Well, you can't win
when Martinez plays like that.

166
00:17:11,341 --> 00:17:14,761
Martinez. What's up with him?

167
00:17:16,013 --> 00:17:19,266
- You think something's off?
- Maybe.

168
00:17:20,350 --> 00:17:21,560
Hm.

169
00:17:22,352 --> 00:17:25,981
- Next week, Oklahoma State.
- The Okies.

170
00:17:26,064 --> 00:17:28,358
- Huh?
- That's what we called them.

171
00:17:28,442 --> 00:17:31,236
You ever done that drive?
Topeka, Wichita...

172
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:34,156
- Nice.
- Well, then you haven't done it.

173
00:17:34,239 --> 00:17:36,325
- Can't beat Memorial.
- Damn straight.

174
00:17:36,408 --> 00:17:38,636
- What do you love most?
- Eh, that's a tough one.

175
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,620
Think he'll come through on his home turf?

176
00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:42,789
- Yeah.
- No way. With that thumb?

177
00:17:42,873 --> 00:17:44,113
Thumb's a deal-breaker.

178
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:49,630
I'll tell you something.
The Cougar helmet was the thumb-breaker.

179
00:17:52,007 --> 00:17:53,759
Oh! Mmm-mmm-mmm.

180
00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:55,343
Delicious.

181
00:17:56,011 --> 00:17:57,011
Mmm!

182
00:18:01,058 --> 00:18:03,894
Well, uh,
I should probably be heading back.

183
00:18:03,977 --> 00:18:05,103
Well, thanks again.

184
00:18:05,187 --> 00:18:07,648
Oh, it's the least I could do.
Have a good one.

185
00:18:07,731 --> 00:18:09,358
Come back anytime.

186
00:19:00,575 --> 00:19:02,661
- Have a good night, Gene.
- Good night, Krista.

187
00:19:02,744 --> 00:19:04,162
- Good night.
- Good night.

188
00:19:44,619 --> 00:19:48,123
- Frank.
- Gene, Gene, the Cinnabon machine.

189
00:19:48,999 --> 00:19:52,419
- I could smell you coming up the hallway.
- Oh, I get that all the time.

190
00:19:52,502 --> 00:19:54,212
Here you go, guys.

191
00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:57,466
- Hey, can I...?
- Don't even ask. Grab a coffee.

192
00:19:57,549 --> 00:20:01,094
That was one hell of a game, huh?
What were you thinking at halftime?

193
00:20:01,178 --> 00:20:08,059
Well, uh, I was thinking,
"Hey, this could, uh... be a long one."

194
00:20:08,143 --> 00:20:10,562
And I tell you,
know who I'm not bitching about today?

195
00:20:10,645 --> 00:20:12,481
- Pelini.
- Pelini. That's... Yeah.

196
00:20:12,564 --> 00:20:13,857
- The coach.
- You know me.

197
00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:17,235
I go at him when things are bad,
but when he does good, I'm all about it.

198
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,922
- Good night, Gene.
- Good night.

199
00:20:54,981 --> 00:20:56,733
We got him in there for a reason.

200
00:21:37,232 --> 00:21:38,232
Gentlemen.

201
00:21:49,077 --> 00:21:50,078
I still got it.

202
00:22:02,215 --> 00:22:03,967
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.

203
00:22:29,367 --> 00:22:30,660
Can I help you, sir?

204
00:22:30,744 --> 00:22:34,706
Oh, yeah. Uh, no, thanks.
I'm just browsing.

205
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:35,916
Okay. Yeah.

206
00:22:46,593 --> 00:22:51,306
Five, six, seven, eight, nine...

207
00:22:54,768 --> 00:22:55,894
Fourteen...

208
00:22:58,188 --> 00:23:02,192
Fifteen, 17, 18.

209
00:23:07,948 --> 00:23:11,701
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

210
00:23:55,704 --> 00:23:56,704
Two...

211
00:23:58,832 --> 00:24:04,212
Eleven, 12, 13, 14, 15.

212
00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:08,550
All right, and 17 feet right here.

213
00:24:18,018 --> 00:24:21,646
Ribbon it off. Come on. All the way, guys.

214
00:24:27,277 --> 00:24:32,073
Okay. Check, check,
one, two. One, two. All right, let's move.

215
00:24:32,866 --> 00:24:35,660
Starting position. Right down there.

216
00:24:38,496 --> 00:24:39,914
All right, we ready?

217
00:24:39,998 --> 00:24:43,543
And grab your bag. And go.

218
00:24:44,252 --> 00:24:45,670
That's it. Move. Move.

219
00:24:46,546 --> 00:24:50,133
Go, go, go. One. Armani suits, and run.

220
00:24:51,634 --> 00:24:54,304
Two. Air Jordan shoes for you.

221
00:24:57,557 --> 00:25:00,101
Three. Linen shirts for free.

222
00:25:03,188 --> 00:25:05,690
Four. Cashmere sweaters out the door.

223
00:25:07,108 --> 00:25:09,277
Five. Patagonias to survive.

224
00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:14,449
Six. Swanky sweatsuits in the mix. Halt.

225
00:25:14,532 --> 00:25:15,784
What...?

226
00:25:15,867 --> 00:25:18,578
Too many. You gotta be precise.

227
00:25:18,661 --> 00:25:20,705
- Just three of each.
- Why?

228
00:25:21,790 --> 00:25:23,583
And why do I gotta run like an asshole?

229
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:26,086
I already told you. Three minutes.

230
00:25:26,169 --> 00:25:29,881
- Got it? That's our window.
- Yeah, but why three minutes?

231
00:25:30,673 --> 00:25:34,094
Because at three minutes,
security sees you on the cameras,

232
00:25:34,177 --> 00:25:36,262
and the cops haul your ass to jail.

233
00:25:36,346 --> 00:25:38,807
- All right? So let's go.
- Wait, there's cameras?

234
00:25:38,890 --> 00:25:40,934
Sure, there's cameras.

235
00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:43,144
They erase the tapes every 72 hours.

236
00:25:43,228 --> 00:25:46,898
That's why you only take three of each,
and only the pricey stuff.

237
00:25:46,981 --> 00:25:50,652
When the store opens,
they won't even know they were robbed.

238
00:25:50,735 --> 00:25:55,657
By the time they do inventory,
abracadabra, no more Jeffie on the tape.

239
00:25:55,740 --> 00:25:59,577
All right, so three items, three minutes.

240
00:25:59,661 --> 00:26:01,037
It's easy.

241
00:26:01,121 --> 00:26:02,122
Let's go.

242
00:26:03,206 --> 00:26:05,625
- How many of each?
- Three.

243
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:08,711
- Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.
- I don't know.

244
00:26:11,798 --> 00:26:13,258
What don't you know?

245
00:26:15,093 --> 00:26:17,345
Just this whole thing, it seems crazy.

246
00:26:17,428 --> 00:26:21,307
Is this too hot for you? Just say so...
You know what? Screw it.

247
00:26:22,433 --> 00:26:25,270
Crazy. I'll tell you what's crazy.

248
00:26:25,353 --> 00:26:28,439
Fifty-year-old high-school
chemistry teacher comes into my office,

249
00:26:29,023 --> 00:26:32,360
the guy is so broke,
he can't pay his own mortgage.

250
00:26:32,443 --> 00:26:36,281
One year later, he's got a pile of cash
as big as a Volkswagen.

251
00:26:36,364 --> 00:26:37,574
That's crazy.

252
00:26:38,992 --> 00:26:39,992
I'll do it.

253
00:26:41,327 --> 00:26:42,745
This sounds good to you?

254
00:26:45,790 --> 00:26:47,250
I think it'll work.

255
00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:50,170
Well, look at you. You're young.

256
00:26:50,253 --> 00:26:52,755
You're probably, uh,
fast on the feet, huh?

257
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:57,218
Okay, I didn't say I wouldn't do it.
I just had some questions about, like...

258
00:26:58,094 --> 00:26:59,387
logistics.

259
00:27:01,014 --> 00:27:03,099
Are you in or out?

260
00:27:07,854 --> 00:27:08,855
In.

261
00:27:09,981 --> 00:27:11,900
Okay. Back to one.

262
00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:16,779
Check. Test. One, two. One, two. Okay.

263
00:27:16,863 --> 00:27:19,199
And ready, set, action.

264
00:27:19,282 --> 00:27:21,367
Move, move, move.

265
00:27:21,451 --> 00:27:23,953
Pick up the pace. Go, go, go.

266
00:27:24,037 --> 00:27:26,372
One, Armani suits and run.

267
00:27:26,456 --> 00:27:28,583
Two, Air Jordan shoes for you.

268
00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,668
Three, linen shirts for free.

269
00:27:30,752 --> 00:27:33,588
Four, cashmere sweaters out the door.

270
00:27:33,671 --> 00:27:35,840
Five, Patagonias to survive.

271
00:27:35,924 --> 00:27:38,426
Six, swanky sweatsuits in the mix.

272
00:27:38,509 --> 00:27:40,470
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

273
00:27:58,529 --> 00:28:00,531
- Barbara?
- Yes?

274
00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:03,493
Let's ask Maintenance
to give this area a polish.

275
00:28:03,576 --> 00:28:06,287
- Got it, I'll call now.
- Thanks.

276
00:28:07,664 --> 00:28:09,499
Okay, then. Have a good night.

277
00:28:09,582 --> 00:28:10,625
You too.

278
00:28:10,708 --> 00:28:11,709
Excuse me, ma'am?

279
00:28:12,418 --> 00:28:13,461
There's a delivery.

280
00:28:14,545 --> 00:28:15,545
A delivery?

281
00:28:19,467 --> 00:28:20,467
No.

282
00:28:21,135 --> 00:28:23,221
No, no. Stop.

283
00:28:24,389 --> 00:28:26,641
You are not leaving
that thing on my loading dock.

284
00:28:26,724 --> 00:28:27,724
No way.

285
00:28:30,019 --> 00:28:32,814
1412 Cottonwood Drive...

286
00:28:33,564 --> 00:28:35,066
Dock D.

287
00:28:35,149 --> 00:28:36,149
Let me see.

288
00:28:39,696 --> 00:28:42,156
Two-stroke engine sprayer pumps.

289
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,491
This is a department store.

290
00:28:43,574 --> 00:28:46,452
Does it look like
we use sprayer pumps here?

291
00:28:46,536 --> 00:28:47,704
Well, we don't.

292
00:28:49,038 --> 00:28:50,665
I was given this address, ma'am.

293
00:28:51,666 --> 00:28:53,418
I need to talk to your supervisor.

294
00:28:54,085 --> 00:28:56,462
Got it. You stay right here.

295
00:29:16,941 --> 00:29:18,318
Dispatch, Steve.

296
00:29:18,401 --> 00:29:19,902
Yes, this is Kathy Deutsch,

297
00:29:19,986 --> 00:29:22,155
I'm the manager of a Lancaster's in Omaha.

298
00:29:22,238 --> 00:29:24,949
And you guys just delivered something
that we did not order.

299
00:29:25,033 --> 00:29:26,033
Really?

300
00:29:26,075 --> 00:29:29,662
Your guy brought a giant wooden crate
onto my loading dock,

301
00:29:29,746 --> 00:29:33,166
seems to be some kind of spraying system.

302
00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:37,545
The invoice number is 1968AE35.

303
00:29:37,628 --> 00:29:41,174
Okay, just give me a second
to catch up here. Uh...

304
00:29:41,883 --> 00:29:45,636
Sprayer pump.
Yeah, I think I got it. Omaha, right?

305
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,557
Yes, but I run a department store.
We don't sell anything like that.

306
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,768
Clearly this is a mistake you need to fix.

307
00:29:51,851 --> 00:29:54,604
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry, ma'am.

308
00:29:54,687 --> 00:29:56,397
My boss is gonna just...

309
00:29:57,398 --> 00:29:58,733
Oh, great.

310
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:00,818
Ricky's booked solid.

311
00:30:00,902 --> 00:30:01,903
Ricky?

312
00:30:01,986 --> 00:30:03,029
He's the driver.

313
00:30:06,574 --> 00:30:09,535
Well, Ricky's just gonna have
to put the box back on the truck.

314
00:30:09,619 --> 00:30:11,746
Uh... a little problem with that.

315
00:30:11,829 --> 00:30:12,914
Cargo space.

316
00:30:12,997 --> 00:30:15,291
He's got a pickup
at the airport in an hour.

317
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,876
It's a messy one too.

318
00:30:16,959 --> 00:30:20,963
It's, uh, 900 pounds of Spanish mackerel.

319
00:30:21,047 --> 00:30:23,674
Okay. I'm sorry,
but that's not my problem.

320
00:30:23,758 --> 00:30:25,635
No, I know. It's just, wow.

321
00:30:25,718 --> 00:30:28,513
If he's late, that's gonna stink.

322
00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:30,556
Pun intended.

323
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:32,141
Gene? Everything okay?

324
00:30:32,850 --> 00:30:34,811
Yeah... Oh, I'm just, uh...

325
00:30:34,894 --> 00:30:37,647
putting out fires, it's a delivery issue.

326
00:30:37,730 --> 00:30:39,440
- Don't worry. I got it.
- Okay.

327
00:30:40,525 --> 00:30:41,525
Sorry.

328
00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:43,653
- You still there?
- Yes.

329
00:30:43,736 --> 00:30:46,614
Look, I don't know
what to tell you about your fish issue,

330
00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:49,075
it's just, I can't have a huge box just...

331
00:30:49,158 --> 00:30:50,159
I understand.

332
00:30:50,243 --> 00:30:53,663
I mean, we both have people
we have to answer to, right?

333
00:30:55,248 --> 00:30:56,582
Hey, I've got an idea.

334
00:30:57,208 --> 00:31:00,128
I've got an extra truck.
I could drive over there myself.

335
00:31:00,211 --> 00:31:01,211
Great.

336
00:31:01,629 --> 00:31:02,880
How long till you get here?

337
00:31:02,964 --> 00:31:08,553
Well, I'm just over in Urbandale,
so if I leave now, be there in four hours.

338
00:31:09,178 --> 00:31:11,139
Four hours? No.

339
00:31:11,222 --> 00:31:13,182
No, no. It's fine. I don't mind the drive.

340
00:31:13,266 --> 00:31:15,518
I'll crank the tunes.
It'll be like old times.

341
00:31:15,601 --> 00:31:18,229
I mean, no, I can't wait around that long.

342
00:31:18,312 --> 00:31:19,981
We're closing for the night here.

343
00:31:21,149 --> 00:31:22,442
Whoo.

344
00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:29,031
How's this?

345
00:31:29,115 --> 00:31:30,115
Yeah?

346
00:31:30,575 --> 00:31:32,243
If you promise me that...

347
00:31:33,453 --> 00:31:37,665
Ricky will get back here
by 10 a.m. Tomorrow...

348
00:31:38,499 --> 00:31:40,126
I'll hold the box overnight.

349
00:31:40,209 --> 00:31:41,586
You would do that?

350
00:31:41,669 --> 00:31:45,131
Oh, my God... You're a lifesaver.
What's your name again?

351
00:31:45,214 --> 00:31:47,091
- Kathy.
- Kathy.

352
00:31:47,175 --> 00:31:50,094
Yeah, my guy will be there,
10 a.m. On the dot.

353
00:31:50,178 --> 00:31:51,429
With flowers.

354
00:31:51,971 --> 00:31:54,599
Well, flowers won't be necessary.

355
00:31:54,682 --> 00:31:55,933
But thanks for the thought.

356
00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:57,017
No.

357
00:31:58,060 --> 00:31:59,060
Thank you.

358
00:32:36,224 --> 00:32:37,850
- Good night, ladies.
- Night.

359
00:32:37,934 --> 00:32:38,935
Good night, Gene.

360
00:33:03,292 --> 00:33:04,710
- Gentlemen.
- Hey, Gene.

361
00:33:04,794 --> 00:33:06,796
Hey, Gene.

362
00:33:06,879 --> 00:33:08,506
Well, better hit it.

363
00:33:08,589 --> 00:33:11,217
Good luck to Lizzie on that spelling bee.

364
00:33:11,300 --> 00:33:12,385
She's a little nervous.

365
00:33:12,468 --> 00:33:14,971
- Nah, she's gonna be great.
- Yeah.

366
00:33:15,054 --> 00:33:16,889
Hey, Huskers are back.

367
00:33:16,973 --> 00:33:19,267
Probably heard me screaming
all the way in Lincoln.

368
00:33:19,350 --> 00:33:20,601
I was hoarse.

369
00:33:21,644 --> 00:33:25,815
- Oh, and Martinez, oh...
- 484 yards.

370
00:33:25,898 --> 00:33:27,441
That's a freshman record.

371
00:33:27,525 --> 00:33:29,569
You know what? I love that kid.

372
00:33:29,652 --> 00:33:33,739
Hey, if he and Kinnie keep it up,
I think they still got a shot.

373
00:33:34,490 --> 00:33:37,451
Your lips to God's ears.

374
00:33:37,535 --> 00:33:39,203
Okay.

375
00:33:40,746 --> 00:33:42,498
Wow. Mmm.

376
00:33:44,542 --> 00:33:46,210
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

377
00:33:54,093 --> 00:33:55,553
Hello, gorgeous.

378
00:34:36,385 --> 00:34:39,347
One. Armani suits and run.

379
00:34:40,306 --> 00:34:41,891
Armani. Armani. Armani.

380
00:34:41,974 --> 00:34:44,935
Armani. Armani. Armani.

381
00:34:52,026 --> 00:34:55,196
Two. Air Jordan shoes for you.

382
00:35:07,792 --> 00:35:10,461
Three. Linen shirts for free.

383
00:35:10,544 --> 00:35:13,964
One. Two. Three.

384
00:35:14,048 --> 00:35:16,258
Four. Cashmere sweaters out the door.

385
00:35:16,342 --> 00:35:18,969
No. Yes. Yes. Yes.

386
00:35:19,553 --> 00:35:22,890
One. Two. Three. Five.

387
00:35:24,392 --> 00:35:26,936
Patagonias to survive.

388
00:35:30,481 --> 00:35:33,776
- Six thousand more seats.
- Six thousand more fans.

389
00:35:33,859 --> 00:35:36,445
I don't know. All those luxury suites?

390
00:35:36,529 --> 00:35:38,489
- Start saving now.
- Hm.

391
00:35:38,572 --> 00:35:40,991
You see that interview with Pelini?

392
00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:42,827
The guy's feeling his oats.

393
00:35:42,910 --> 00:35:44,412
He can taste it now.

394
00:35:44,495 --> 00:35:47,164
You think
he'll ever get out of Osborne's shadow?

395
00:35:47,248 --> 00:35:49,208
Osborne. What a career.

396
00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:53,087
Wow.
A Hall of Famer and a congressman.

397
00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:54,547
Mm! Unbelievable.

398
00:35:54,630 --> 00:35:57,216
Seven. Spendy dresses sent from heaven.

399
00:36:02,513 --> 00:36:05,433
Mmm, mmm, mmm. '95 team?

400
00:36:06,100 --> 00:36:07,810
Wow, what a lineup.

401
00:36:08,394 --> 00:36:10,104
I mean, the I-formation...

402
00:36:10,187 --> 00:36:12,857
I'll tell you Pelini could
take a page out of that book.

403
00:36:12,940 --> 00:36:15,025
Nine. Pricey lingerie is mine.

404
00:36:17,403 --> 00:36:19,989
Ten. Calfskin briefcases for men.

405
00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:22,700
- Apples and oranges, my friend.
- Eh...

406
00:36:22,783 --> 00:36:25,828
Oh, come on,
Osborne had the great Tommy Frasier.

407
00:36:25,911 --> 00:36:28,456
- Frasier. Yes.
- Yeah. Say it with me.

408
00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:32,042
Twelve. Luxury pumps to unshelve.

409
00:36:32,585 --> 00:36:35,755
How about that 44-21 win
against the Buffs?

410
00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:38,591
Be still, my heart.

411
00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:44,555
Seventy-six-yard pass to Reggie Baul,
and never sacked once.

412
00:36:44,638 --> 00:36:46,891
Wow, you have got quite a memory.

413
00:36:49,101 --> 00:36:51,187
Yeah, well, uh, I'll tell you what,

414
00:36:51,270 --> 00:36:54,565
I can remember every stitch of clothing
I was wearing during that game,

415
00:36:54,648 --> 00:36:57,234
but ask me
what I had for dinner last night, and...

416
00:36:57,318 --> 00:36:58,276
clean slate.

417
00:36:58,277 --> 00:37:01,239
Yeah. Tell me about it.

418
00:37:03,616 --> 00:37:04,616
Up, up, up.

419
00:37:09,163 --> 00:37:12,666
I'll tell you, if you're not passing
the ball, that's what's gonna happen.

420
00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:16,921
Eighteen. Kate Spade is queen.

421
00:37:18,839 --> 00:37:21,675
Nineteen. Calvin leathers on the scene.

422
00:37:22,676 --> 00:37:24,804
Twenty. Uggs look funny.

423
00:37:28,349 --> 00:37:31,393
Sure looks pretty,
Huskers red against that green.

424
00:37:31,477 --> 00:37:32,895
It's like Christmas out there.

425
00:37:43,572 --> 00:37:45,241
- You okay?
- Mm-hm.

426
00:37:47,368 --> 00:37:48,619
- Wrong pipe.
- Oh.

427
00:37:49,203 --> 00:37:50,203
Okay.

428
00:37:53,582 --> 00:37:57,211
So, you think our guys are gonna move
to the Big Ten like they're saying?

429
00:37:59,171 --> 00:38:00,129
Big Ten?

430
00:38:00,130 --> 00:38:03,634
Just chasing the mighty dollar,
if you ask me.

431
00:38:03,717 --> 00:38:06,345
I mean, both powerhouses, of course.

432
00:38:07,012 --> 00:38:10,391
You know, you got Oklahoma and Texas
over here...

433
00:38:11,100 --> 00:38:15,062
but Michigan, Ohio State over there...

434
00:38:17,898 --> 00:38:18,898
I don't know.

435
00:38:19,733 --> 00:38:20,943
Guess I like tradition.

436
00:38:22,027 --> 00:38:23,028
Mmm.

437
00:38:23,112 --> 00:38:25,114
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

438
00:38:26,740 --> 00:38:29,243
So good. That center.

439
00:38:30,077 --> 00:38:31,035
Just amazing.

440
00:38:31,036 --> 00:38:32,914
Mmm, mmm, mmm.

441
00:38:32,997 --> 00:38:33,998
Wow.

442
00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:36,959
Oh, God.

443
00:38:37,042 --> 00:38:38,502
What am I doing?

444
00:38:40,045 --> 00:38:41,297
What?

445
00:38:41,380 --> 00:38:42,965
Look at me.

446
00:38:43,048 --> 00:38:45,009
I don't know. I don't know, I'm...

447
00:38:46,385 --> 00:38:48,345
- Oh, Jesus...
- Gene?

448
00:38:51,098 --> 00:38:52,600
Oh, God.

449
00:38:52,683 --> 00:38:53,934
You...

450
00:38:56,979 --> 00:38:58,772
You have a wife. Right, Frank?

451
00:38:59,648 --> 00:39:00,566
Well, yeah.

452
00:39:00,567 --> 00:39:01,567
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

453
00:39:01,650 --> 00:39:03,360
And she's waiting for you.

454
00:39:04,737 --> 00:39:05,821
Look at me.

455
00:39:07,406 --> 00:39:08,406
I got...

456
00:39:09,366 --> 00:39:10,451
I got no one.

457
00:39:12,912 --> 00:39:14,413
My parents are dead.

458
00:39:16,540 --> 00:39:17,875
My brother...

459
00:39:24,131 --> 00:39:25,758
My brother is dead.

460
00:39:26,967 --> 00:39:28,010
I, uh...

461
00:39:32,514 --> 00:39:34,183
I have no wife...

462
00:39:35,726 --> 00:39:36,810
no kids...

463
00:39:37,519 --> 00:39:38,896
no friends.

464
00:39:39,980 --> 00:39:41,482
If I died tonight...

465
00:39:43,067 --> 00:39:44,318
no one would care.

466
00:39:45,402 --> 00:39:46,946
What difference would it make?

467
00:39:47,029 --> 00:39:48,364
Gene, buddy...

468
00:39:49,114 --> 00:39:53,327
No, I'm sure that you mean a lot to...

469
00:39:53,410 --> 00:39:55,829
you know, to lots of people.

470
00:39:55,913 --> 00:40:00,042
If I died tonight,
my landlord would pack up my stuff...

471
00:40:01,251 --> 00:40:02,836
It'd take him three hours.

472
00:40:04,338 --> 00:40:08,175
And Cinnabon would
just hire a new manager.

473
00:40:08,801 --> 00:40:11,136
Gene who? Poof.

474
00:40:11,220 --> 00:40:12,846
I'd be gone. I'd be...

475
00:40:16,976 --> 00:40:17,977
a ghost.

476
00:40:18,978 --> 00:40:20,646
Less than a ghost. I'd be...

477
00:40:22,356 --> 00:40:23,941
a shadow.

478
00:40:26,443 --> 00:40:29,363
I'd just be nothing.

479
00:40:34,451 --> 00:40:38,497
I mean, Frank, what's the point, Frank?

480
00:40:44,253 --> 00:40:45,671
What's the point?

481
00:41:05,733 --> 00:41:08,402
I'm so sorry.
You didn't need to hear any of that.

482
00:41:08,485 --> 00:41:10,237
No, no, no. That's okay.

483
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,072
No, that is okay.

484
00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,993
Everybody has bad days.

485
00:41:16,076 --> 00:41:17,703
You've felt like this?

486
00:41:20,164 --> 00:41:22,583
No, I mean, not me, but...

487
00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:24,208
people.

488
00:41:24,209 --> 00:41:25,711
I think a lot of people.

489
00:41:25,794 --> 00:41:29,715
It's just like
life's ups and life's downs.

490
00:41:31,383 --> 00:41:32,468
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

491
00:41:32,551 --> 00:41:34,636
Hey, you're not gonna tell Nick, are you?

492
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,473
Oh. No, of course not.

493
00:41:38,474 --> 00:41:40,976
Well, thanks so much for listening.

494
00:41:41,060 --> 00:41:42,686
Yeah, no, no. No problem.

495
00:43:11,191 --> 00:43:14,653
I don't know.
I'm thinking maybe blue or black?

496
00:43:14,736 --> 00:43:16,989
- What's the occasion?
- My sister's wedding.

497
00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:19,032
Oh, very exciting.

498
00:43:19,116 --> 00:43:22,077
- What size are you?
- Usually a 38 or a 40.

499
00:43:22,161 --> 00:43:24,037
- Do you wanna try both?
- Yeah.

500
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:29,293
Sir, do you need help?

501
00:43:30,002 --> 00:43:31,211
I'm good.

502
00:43:31,295 --> 00:43:33,922
Well, Barbara's right here
if you need anything.

503
00:43:34,006 --> 00:43:35,006
Mm-hm.

504
00:43:35,716 --> 00:43:37,301
- Kathy, is this it?
- Yes.

505
00:43:37,384 --> 00:43:40,804
Excuse me, ma'am?
Truck's here to pick up that big box.

506
00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:42,723
Great, thank you.

507
00:43:42,806 --> 00:43:44,183
The guy brought flowers.

508
00:43:44,266 --> 00:43:45,517
Really?

509
00:44:15,923 --> 00:44:16,965
Look.

510
00:44:17,424 --> 00:44:19,468
- Ooh-la-la!
- Whoo.

511
00:44:21,178 --> 00:44:22,387
Oh, check this out.

512
00:44:22,888 --> 00:44:24,556
Buongiorno, ladies.

513
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,476
- How much you think we can get for them?
- Maybe 500 each?

514
00:44:27,559 --> 00:44:28,727
But shit, man.

515
00:44:28,810 --> 00:44:30,354
Maybe I just keep them for myself.

516
00:44:30,437 --> 00:44:32,022
I've been eyeing these Jordans.

517
00:44:32,105 --> 00:44:33,690
You guys enjoying yourselves?

518
00:44:35,567 --> 00:44:38,487
Well, hold on to that feeling,
because this is it.

519
00:44:38,570 --> 00:44:39,696
Yeah, we know.

520
00:44:39,780 --> 00:44:41,323
Well, in case you forget,

521
00:44:41,406 --> 00:44:44,451
you transported stolen goods
with a value exceeding $5000.

522
00:44:44,534 --> 00:44:47,663
The truck you used to do it
was rented in Council Bluffs,

523
00:44:47,746 --> 00:44:48,997
across state lines.

524
00:44:49,081 --> 00:44:51,291
You told us to rent the truck over there.

525
00:44:51,375 --> 00:44:54,586
Theft from an interstate shipment,
up to ten years.

526
00:44:54,670 --> 00:44:56,922
Transportation of stolen goods,
another ten years.

527
00:44:57,005 --> 00:44:58,715
Sale of stolen goods, ten years.

528
00:44:58,799 --> 00:45:00,926
Conspiracy to commit a federal crime...

529
00:45:01,009 --> 00:45:03,470
"Conspiracy"? It was your idea.

530
00:45:03,553 --> 00:45:06,807
Yeah.
It's called mutually assured destruction.

531
00:45:06,890 --> 00:45:10,060
So if I go down, you go down.

532
00:45:11,061 --> 00:45:13,855
Man, you don't have to threaten us.
We're all friends here.

533
00:45:16,650 --> 00:45:18,610
I am not your friend.

534
00:45:19,444 --> 00:45:22,364
And if you get greedy
and you decide to come back for more,

535
00:45:22,447 --> 00:45:23,447
don't.

536
00:45:24,116 --> 00:45:25,993
Gene Takavic. You never heard of him.

537
00:45:26,076 --> 00:45:28,412
The Cottonwood Mall, you don't go there.

538
00:45:28,495 --> 00:45:32,207
You see me coming,
you cross to the other side of the street.

539
00:45:32,874 --> 00:45:33,874
Dude...

540
00:45:34,376 --> 00:45:36,962
Now I need you to say it. "We're done."

541
00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:41,550
- Come on.
- Say it.

542
00:45:41,633 --> 00:45:43,927
"We're done."

543
00:45:44,011 --> 00:45:45,012
Say it.

544
00:45:55,188 --> 00:45:56,188
We're done.

545
00:45:58,483 --> 00:45:59,526
We're done.

546
00:46:01,194 --> 00:46:02,194
Gene?

547
00:46:06,074 --> 00:46:08,285
Hey, Gene, I see your car.

548
00:46:12,748 --> 00:46:13,748
Gene?

549
00:46:25,927 --> 00:46:27,679
Well, that's a start.

550
00:46:27,763 --> 00:46:30,098
Looks like your problem
is the master cylinder.

551
00:46:30,807 --> 00:46:33,310
Look at you boys hard at work.

552
00:46:34,644 --> 00:46:36,063
Well, Marion.

553
00:46:36,146 --> 00:46:37,939
Guys, I gotta get going.

554
00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:40,067
I will take another look next time.

555
00:46:40,150 --> 00:46:41,610
Wait a minute.

556
00:46:41,693 --> 00:46:45,655
You can't go anywhere looking like that.
Come on inside and wash up.

557
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:47,239
Ma...

558
00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:49,868
Jeffie, don't vex me.

559
00:46:49,951 --> 00:46:52,913
Come on, Gene. You can help me
with the groceries, huh, Gene?

560
00:46:52,996 --> 00:46:54,247
Sounds like a plan.

561
00:47:05,509 --> 00:47:08,345
Nice of you to help Jeffie with his car.

562
00:47:10,013 --> 00:47:14,309
You might not know it,
but my boy's had some tough times.

563
00:47:15,394 --> 00:47:18,480
He fell in with a bad crowd
back in Albuquerque.

564
00:47:19,064 --> 00:47:20,232
Albuquerque, huh?

565
00:47:21,566 --> 00:47:23,318
- Never been.
- Lucky you.

566
00:47:24,069 --> 00:47:26,655
Things are so much better for Jeffie here.

567
00:47:27,155 --> 00:47:29,241
Even more so now that he knows you.

568
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,993
You're a good influence, Gene.

569
00:47:33,703 --> 00:47:34,788
Oh, where's my brain?

570
00:47:34,871 --> 00:47:37,582
I keep forgetting to ask you about Nippy.

571
00:47:39,709 --> 00:47:41,837
Nippy? Oh, right.

572
00:47:43,713 --> 00:47:45,340
You're not gonna believe this,

573
00:47:45,424 --> 00:47:49,094
but he was with a family the whole time,
just a few blocks away.

574
00:47:49,177 --> 00:47:50,679
Oh, that's wonderful.

575
00:47:50,762 --> 00:47:52,597
Yeah, he's in great shape.

576
00:47:52,681 --> 00:47:57,144
So after all that, a happy ending.

577
00:48:10,282 --> 00:48:11,950
- Here you go, ma'am.
- Thanks.

578
00:48:12,659 --> 00:48:13,910
And lookie here.

579
00:48:17,956 --> 00:48:19,958
- For you, milady.
- Thank you.

580
00:48:23,336 --> 00:48:25,056
Hey, Gene, aren't you taking lunch?

581
00:48:26,256 --> 00:48:27,256
Huh?

582
00:48:30,677 --> 00:48:31,677
Thanks.

