1 00:00:22,769 --> 00:00:23,769 Yeah? 2 00:00:23,811 --> 00:00:26,564 Do you have any idea what time it is? 3 00:00:26,648 --> 00:00:29,067 A watched pot never boils, Francesca. 4 00:00:29,150 --> 00:00:30,902 It's been an hour. 5 00:00:30,985 --> 00:00:34,113 You've got a lobby full of people out here, and at 8:00, I am done. 6 00:00:34,197 --> 00:00:36,866 I don't care if the building burns down. I'm going home. 7 00:00:36,949 --> 00:00:39,077 Wow. You and your work ethic. 8 00:00:39,160 --> 00:00:42,080 Did I ever tell you how indispensable you are? No? 9 00:00:42,163 --> 00:00:44,582 How much longer, Saul? 10 00:00:44,666 --> 00:00:46,501 You know what? I can't say. 11 00:00:46,584 --> 00:00:48,920 So pass along my sincerest apologies 12 00:00:49,003 --> 00:00:50,963 and tell them I'm swamped. 13 00:00:51,047 --> 00:00:53,716 Everyone can hear you bouncing that thing. 14 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:58,471 That's the sound of thinking. You should try it sometime. 15 00:02:22,889 --> 00:02:23,890 Yeah? 16 00:02:23,973 --> 00:02:26,309 What are you waiting for? Send her in. 17 00:03:23,157 --> 00:03:24,283 How's it coming? 18 00:03:24,367 --> 00:03:25,367 Good. 19 00:03:36,003 --> 00:03:37,755 Did you get the mayonnaise? 20 00:03:38,631 --> 00:03:40,132 Well, here's the thing. 21 00:03:40,216 --> 00:03:43,135 They didn't have Duke's, and I really like Duke's. 22 00:03:43,219 --> 00:03:45,763 But they didn't have it, which is a bummer. 23 00:03:45,847 --> 00:03:46,847 So... 24 00:03:48,683 --> 00:03:49,683 I don't know. 25 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:51,811 Think this'll work? 26 00:03:53,020 --> 00:03:55,260 I mean, technically, it isn't actually mayonnaise, but... 27 00:03:55,314 --> 00:03:56,399 Yeah. 28 00:03:56,482 --> 00:03:58,526 Technically, I don't think this is mayonnaise. 29 00:03:58,609 --> 00:03:59,735 But close, right? 30 00:04:01,612 --> 00:04:02,612 What do you think? 31 00:04:02,613 --> 00:04:04,115 Should we give it a shot? 32 00:04:06,158 --> 00:04:07,243 I don't know. 33 00:04:07,326 --> 00:04:08,452 What do you think? 34 00:04:13,332 --> 00:04:14,332 Yeah. 35 00:04:14,959 --> 00:04:16,419 Let's give it a shot. 36 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:23,360 Oh, my gosh. 37 00:04:23,384 --> 00:04:24,300 I don't know. 38 00:04:24,302 --> 00:04:25,636 It's as close as I could get. 39 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,930 Cissy, garnet and gold. 40 00:04:28,014 --> 00:04:29,140 I see it plain as day. 41 00:04:29,223 --> 00:04:32,101 Plus, they're really beautiful, Cissy. 42 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,604 The red ones could maybe pass for garnet. 43 00:04:34,687 --> 00:04:36,731 But the gold ones are just regular yellow. 44 00:04:36,814 --> 00:04:39,692 Well, the minute I saw them, I said "FSU." 45 00:04:39,775 --> 00:04:42,737 Besides, gold food coloring? 46 00:04:42,820 --> 00:04:45,948 - June, did you ever even hear of that? - No. Sounds expensive. 47 00:04:46,032 --> 00:04:47,450 If they even make such a thing, 48 00:04:47,533 --> 00:04:49,994 you'd probably get flipper hands from all the chemicals. 49 00:04:50,077 --> 00:04:52,997 Well, this is as close as I could get, anyway. 50 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,374 - It's perfect, Cissy. - Thank you. 51 00:04:55,458 --> 00:04:57,668 - This is all so beautiful. - Looks amazing. 52 00:04:57,752 --> 00:04:59,354 - Looks delicious. - I forgot spoons. 53 00:04:59,378 --> 00:05:02,006 - Let me tell you about epoxy. - Epoxy yellows. 54 00:05:02,089 --> 00:05:05,509 - You hit it with enough sun... - He's right. 55 00:05:05,593 --> 00:05:07,303 If you just use a dark enough floor... 56 00:05:07,386 --> 00:05:09,764 Guys, I'm telling you. We're never gonna settle this. 57 00:05:09,847 --> 00:05:12,141 I've been having this argument five days a week. 58 00:05:12,224 --> 00:05:14,352 - But now I'm Sweden. - Switzerland. 59 00:05:14,435 --> 00:05:16,228 - Want something to drink? - Wine coolers? 60 00:05:16,312 --> 00:05:18,356 - Cissy? - Marvin doesn't like me to drink. 61 00:05:18,439 --> 00:05:19,523 Cissy. 62 00:05:19,607 --> 00:05:21,984 We're gonna get a wine cooler down you one day. 63 00:05:28,407 --> 00:05:29,533 That was fun. 64 00:05:29,617 --> 00:05:31,077 Yeah. That was fun. 65 00:05:43,589 --> 00:05:44,589 Yep. 66 00:05:45,007 --> 00:05:46,007 Yep. 67 00:05:46,676 --> 00:05:47,676 Yep. 68 00:05:48,302 --> 00:05:49,302 Yep. 69 00:05:50,805 --> 00:05:51,805 Yep. 70 00:05:53,015 --> 00:05:54,015 Yep. 71 00:05:54,809 --> 00:05:55,809 Yep. 72 00:05:56,143 --> 00:05:58,646 That's it right there. Good job, guys. 73 00:06:00,314 --> 00:06:02,566 Peter the Great is buried inside me. 74 00:06:02,650 --> 00:06:04,878 - What did she say? - We're gonna help each other. 75 00:06:04,902 --> 00:06:07,029 Boy, you gotta be in shape to be on this show. 76 00:06:07,113 --> 00:06:08,531 You sure do. 77 00:06:08,614 --> 00:06:09,907 Lots of running. 78 00:06:09,991 --> 00:06:10,991 Yeah. 79 00:06:11,659 --> 00:06:13,828 Think they ever ran with the bulls on this show? 80 00:06:13,911 --> 00:06:14,996 Like, in Spain? 81 00:06:15,955 --> 00:06:18,874 Well, not that we've seen, I don't think. 82 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,459 Maybe it's too dangerous. 83 00:06:23,671 --> 00:06:24,880 What do you think? 84 00:06:26,632 --> 00:06:27,632 Maybe. 85 00:06:29,218 --> 00:06:30,218 Maybe. 86 00:06:34,265 --> 00:06:35,905 - Yeah. - We gotta go. 87 00:06:41,856 --> 00:06:43,941 I thought the potato salad worked out great. 88 00:06:44,025 --> 00:06:45,234 - You think? - Yep. 89 00:06:48,404 --> 00:06:49,780 Looks like rain again. 90 00:06:51,907 --> 00:06:53,117 Yeah. It does. 91 00:06:57,663 --> 00:07:00,875 Oh, hey, they opened a new Outback down in Satellite Beach. 92 00:07:00,958 --> 00:07:02,918 - You wanna go Friday? - Sure. 93 00:07:03,002 --> 00:07:04,002 It's a date. 94 00:07:57,640 --> 00:08:00,643 Yes, yes, yes... 95 00:08:34,468 --> 00:08:38,556 Can you tell me the flange diameter of 212-dash-17-backslash-H? 96 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:40,724 Great. 97 00:08:40,808 --> 00:08:43,936 Does that come in a 3-inch riser, or just the 2-inch? 98 00:08:45,146 --> 00:08:46,104 Great. 99 00:08:46,105 --> 00:08:47,523 ABS or PVC? 100 00:08:48,941 --> 00:08:50,651 Oh, great. 101 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,500 - Hi. - Hi. 102 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,421 We're gonna sing at 5. 103 00:09:10,504 --> 00:09:11,672 Great. 104 00:09:11,755 --> 00:09:12,755 Let me see. 105 00:09:19,388 --> 00:09:21,682 That's cute, June. 106 00:09:22,266 --> 00:09:24,351 I'll pick up the cake after lunch. 107 00:09:24,435 --> 00:09:27,188 Do you remember what kind of ice cream Tammy likes? 108 00:09:27,271 --> 00:09:28,564 Uh... 109 00:09:28,647 --> 00:09:29,648 - Jeez, no. - Yeah. 110 00:09:29,732 --> 00:09:31,901 So maybe... What do you think? 111 00:09:31,984 --> 00:09:34,320 Vanilla or strawberry? 112 00:09:34,403 --> 00:09:36,906 Ooh. Um... 113 00:09:41,327 --> 00:09:43,704 - They're both good. - I know, right? 114 00:09:45,956 --> 00:09:47,583 - Five o'clock. - Okay, great. 115 00:09:49,877 --> 00:09:52,338 No. Nobody makes it that long. 116 00:09:52,421 --> 00:09:54,632 Well, I mean... Because, I mean, think about it. 117 00:09:54,715 --> 00:09:58,010 It's gotta fit in the truck, right? So how's it gonna fit in the truck if...? 118 00:09:59,303 --> 00:10:02,264 Well, yeah. But nobody makes a truck that long so... 119 00:10:02,932 --> 00:10:04,433 Safe to say. 120 00:10:06,310 --> 00:10:08,938 Okay. Well, sorry we couldn't be of service. 121 00:10:09,021 --> 00:10:11,774 So, whatever happened to crack? 122 00:10:11,857 --> 00:10:14,235 How come you never hear about it on the news anymore? 123 00:10:14,318 --> 00:10:16,487 Did everybody just all decide to stop taking it? 124 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:19,698 What's the drug that makes you dance and put a pacifier in your mouth? 125 00:10:19,782 --> 00:10:21,408 - Ecstasy. - Ecstasy. 126 00:10:21,492 --> 00:10:22,952 That's the big one now... 127 00:10:23,035 --> 00:10:25,621 Yeah, that's the big one. My sister's best friend's son? 128 00:10:25,704 --> 00:10:26,664 Oh, my God. 129 00:10:26,665 --> 00:10:30,167 But I don't understand the pacifier. Why would they all need pacifiers? 130 00:10:30,251 --> 00:10:32,294 Don't you think if you ran a store 131 00:10:32,378 --> 00:10:34,713 and some teenager came in and tried to buy a pacifier, 132 00:10:34,797 --> 00:10:36,840 - don't you think you'd call the police? - Yeah. 133 00:10:36,924 --> 00:10:38,676 - I sure would. - Absolutely. 134 00:10:38,759 --> 00:10:39,760 What you eating? 135 00:10:40,427 --> 00:10:41,512 Tuna salad. 136 00:10:42,012 --> 00:10:44,974 I made it with Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise. 137 00:10:45,057 --> 00:10:47,184 Hm. I use almond butter instead of peanut... 138 00:11:30,519 --> 00:11:32,021 When I woke up this morning, 139 00:11:32,104 --> 00:11:34,064 guess what was in my living room. 140 00:11:34,857 --> 00:11:37,067 A freaking exercise bike. 141 00:11:37,901 --> 00:11:38,819 Yeah. 142 00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:40,696 I can't believe he got that for my birthday. 143 00:11:40,779 --> 00:11:43,073 Hold on a second. 144 00:11:44,658 --> 00:11:48,037 Palm Coast Sprinkler, watering your world since 1978. 145 00:11:49,079 --> 00:11:50,079 Please, hold. 146 00:11:52,624 --> 00:11:53,540 Yep? 147 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:56,628 Kim, there's a Viktor St. Claire for you on Line 3. 148 00:11:58,255 --> 00:11:59,255 Kim? 149 00:11:59,715 --> 00:12:00,715 Yeah. Okay. 150 00:12:03,052 --> 00:12:05,387 Yeah, so, what do you think about that? That's pretty rude. 151 00:12:08,474 --> 00:12:10,267 What brand is it? 152 00:12:10,351 --> 00:12:12,019 I don't care who made it. 153 00:12:12,102 --> 00:12:15,647 I don't care if it's Megatron 3000 or worth $4 million. 154 00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:18,108 I'm gonna ride it straight back to the store, 155 00:12:18,192 --> 00:12:20,486 and guess what he's gonna get for his next birthday. 156 00:12:21,028 --> 00:12:24,365 Some hair regrowth serum. And I'm gonna laugh at him. 157 00:12:25,491 --> 00:12:26,491 Yeah. 158 00:12:48,806 --> 00:12:49,806 Kim Wexler. 159 00:12:49,807 --> 00:12:51,225 Hey, Kim. 160 00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:52,643 You know who this is? 161 00:12:57,147 --> 00:12:58,941 I'm gonna take that as a yes. 162 00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:05,239 Uh, that receptionist of yours, is she the type to listen in? 163 00:13:06,573 --> 00:13:08,033 - No. - Good. 164 00:13:08,617 --> 00:13:09,617 Okay. 165 00:13:10,119 --> 00:13:12,704 So how's Florida been treating you? 166 00:13:12,788 --> 00:13:15,332 I'm catching you between hurricanes, I hope. 167 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:18,377 Kim, you there? 168 00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:25,509 What do you want? 169 00:13:27,761 --> 00:13:29,972 I don't want anything. 170 00:13:30,848 --> 00:13:31,848 I just... 171 00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:34,768 It's been a while, you know? 172 00:13:34,852 --> 00:13:37,604 Just thinking it's been a while. 173 00:13:37,688 --> 00:13:40,941 And, uh, it might be nice to catch up. 174 00:13:42,151 --> 00:13:43,151 Catch up? 175 00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:45,446 Yeah, my mind was wandering this morning. 176 00:13:45,529 --> 00:13:49,241 I was not thinking anything in particular, just random thoughts. 177 00:13:49,324 --> 00:13:53,120 And, bam, it suddenly occurred to me. It's been six years. 178 00:13:53,203 --> 00:13:54,830 I mean, Jesus. 179 00:13:54,913 --> 00:13:56,415 I couldn't believe it. 180 00:14:05,174 --> 00:14:08,385 I thought you might wanna know I'm still alive. 181 00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:11,304 Yep. 182 00:14:11,972 --> 00:14:13,265 I'm still out here. 183 00:14:13,348 --> 00:14:15,267 Still getting away with it. 184 00:14:15,350 --> 00:14:18,395 Feds couldn't find their own ass with both hands and a proctologist. 185 00:14:18,479 --> 00:14:20,147 You shouldn't be calling me. 186 00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,607 Oh, hey, you're awake. 187 00:14:22,399 --> 00:14:24,359 You shouldn't be calling. 188 00:14:24,443 --> 00:14:28,363 Why not? Am I tying up the line for important irrigation business? 189 00:14:28,447 --> 00:14:30,324 Come on, Kim. Say something. 190 00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:32,284 Call me an asshole. Yell at me. 191 00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,411 Just let me know you still got a pulse. 192 00:14:37,289 --> 00:14:38,707 Just say something. 193 00:14:41,043 --> 00:14:42,753 You want me to say something? 194 00:14:42,836 --> 00:14:43,836 Yeah. 195 00:14:44,338 --> 00:14:46,089 You should turn yourself in. 196 00:14:47,758 --> 00:14:48,758 Do what? 197 00:14:50,469 --> 00:14:51,553 You heard me. 198 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:57,434 I don't know what kind of life you've been living, but it can't be much. 199 00:14:59,311 --> 00:15:01,230 Said the pot to the kettle. 200 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:06,109 That is really rich. You preaching to me? 201 00:15:06,693 --> 00:15:07,693 See... 202 00:15:08,028 --> 00:15:11,240 you have no idea what I did or didn't do, okay? 203 00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:13,742 And why don't you turn yourself in? 204 00:15:13,825 --> 00:15:16,578 Seeing as how you're the one with the guilty conscience, huh? 205 00:15:16,662 --> 00:15:18,455 What is stopping you? 206 00:15:18,539 --> 00:15:19,873 Fring's in the ground. 207 00:15:19,957 --> 00:15:23,252 Mike's in the ground. Lalo's in the ground, apparently. 208 00:15:23,335 --> 00:15:25,754 You don't have to hold back on my account. 209 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:28,173 They can only hang me once. So go ahead. 210 00:15:28,257 --> 00:15:31,051 Spill your guts. Put on your hair shirt. See what it gets you. 211 00:15:31,134 --> 00:15:32,134 Why...? 212 00:15:32,761 --> 00:15:35,764 Kim, why are we even talking about this? 213 00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:39,268 We're both too smart to throw our lives away for no reason. 214 00:15:40,978 --> 00:15:42,145 I just... 215 00:15:42,229 --> 00:15:43,438 I only wanted to... 216 00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:46,524 Kim. 217 00:15:49,236 --> 00:15:50,236 Kim. 218 00:15:53,991 --> 00:15:55,951 - Kim. - I'm glad you're alive. 219 00:16:06,753 --> 00:16:08,463 Yeah? 220 00:16:09,047 --> 00:16:10,465 Time to sing. 221 00:16:10,549 --> 00:16:11,465 Okay. 222 00:18:27,811 --> 00:18:30,856 I'll make sure they're aware. Just remember to sit up straight 223 00:18:30,939 --> 00:18:33,483 and listen carefully when the judge addresses you. 224 00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,235 Stay attentive and engaged. 225 00:18:35,318 --> 00:18:38,613 Even if you're not sure what's going on, don't show it. 226 00:18:39,281 --> 00:18:40,532 All right. Come here. 227 00:18:41,491 --> 00:18:43,493 - Tuck your shirt in for me, will you? - Okay. 228 00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:45,704 You gotta look good for the judge... 229 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:48,081 Because of your record, this judge might be looking 230 00:18:48,165 --> 00:18:49,750 to make an example of you. 231 00:18:50,292 --> 00:18:51,668 Okay, so you need to... 232 00:19:13,857 --> 00:19:14,857 Kim? 233 00:19:15,192 --> 00:19:16,359 Hi, Cheryl. 234 00:19:17,444 --> 00:19:18,445 I'm out front. 235 00:21:39,502 --> 00:21:40,921 Howard was murdered? 236 00:21:47,302 --> 00:21:48,302 Why? 237 00:21:50,972 --> 00:21:52,057 He was... 238 00:21:54,935 --> 00:21:57,145 in the wrong place at the wrong time. 239 00:22:10,325 --> 00:22:11,660 Where's his body? 240 00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:14,079 I don't know. 241 00:22:17,624 --> 00:22:19,125 And the police? 242 00:22:19,209 --> 00:22:20,794 Will they search again? 243 00:22:20,877 --> 00:22:21,877 They'll search. 244 00:22:26,216 --> 00:22:29,094 I don't think they'll find him. 245 00:22:33,306 --> 00:22:34,724 Cheryl, he... 246 00:22:36,309 --> 00:22:37,309 It... 247 00:22:38,311 --> 00:22:40,981 It all happened in an instant. And he didn't... 248 00:22:41,064 --> 00:22:42,315 He didn't suffer. 249 00:22:48,697 --> 00:22:50,281 He didn't suffer? 250 00:22:53,743 --> 00:22:55,704 The lies you two made up. 251 00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,289 The picture you painted. 252 00:23:00,542 --> 00:23:02,335 That's all he is now. 253 00:23:02,419 --> 00:23:05,630 That's all anybody remembers. 254 00:23:08,591 --> 00:23:09,801 I wanna change that. 255 00:23:10,677 --> 00:23:12,012 What happens now? 256 00:23:12,679 --> 00:23:14,222 Will you be tried? 257 00:23:14,848 --> 00:23:16,099 Will you go to jail? 258 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,600 I don't know. 259 00:23:20,228 --> 00:23:21,604 You're a lawyer, right? 260 00:23:21,688 --> 00:23:25,316 You're a great one, Howard said. 261 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,110 How could you not know? 262 00:23:31,072 --> 00:23:33,658 Bernalillo County has my affidavit. 263 00:23:34,159 --> 00:23:36,870 It's up to the district attorney whether to prosecute. 264 00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:40,373 And she may not. 265 00:23:42,792 --> 00:23:43,792 Why? 266 00:23:45,670 --> 00:23:48,548 There's no physical evidence. 267 00:23:49,674 --> 00:23:52,969 No remaining witnesses other than my ex-husband, 268 00:23:53,053 --> 00:23:54,596 assuming he's still alive. 269 00:23:57,599 --> 00:23:59,184 I could sue you in civil court. 270 00:23:59,267 --> 00:24:01,436 I could take everything you've got. 271 00:24:05,482 --> 00:24:06,482 Yeah. 272 00:24:12,113 --> 00:24:13,573 Why are you doing this? 273 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,071 Oh, God! 274 00:29:18,753 --> 00:29:20,296 Passwords. 275 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,631 Passwords. 276 00:32:32,113 --> 00:32:33,322 A hat man. 277 00:33:17,575 --> 00:33:18,951 Holy shit. 278 00:34:37,697 --> 00:34:39,782 Nothing to see here. 279 00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,119 Move along. 280 00:36:04,158 --> 00:36:07,036 Look at this bullshit. Look. 281 00:36:07,995 --> 00:36:09,580 Look. What would you call this? 282 00:36:10,331 --> 00:36:13,042 I'd call that... I don't know, what? 283 00:36:13,626 --> 00:36:17,797 Would you call that a fish taco? Could anybody call this a fish taco? 284 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,673 - Legally? - Stop waving that at me. 285 00:36:19,757 --> 00:36:20,966 Look at this. 286 00:36:21,050 --> 00:36:24,428 There's one piece of goddamned pollock no bigger than the end of my thumb. 287 00:36:24,512 --> 00:36:27,848 - How can you even call that...? - Like I'm supposed to do something? What? 288 00:36:27,932 --> 00:36:30,935 I want you to look inside and tell me what you see. 289 00:36:31,727 --> 00:36:35,231 Huh? Would you or would you not sell this to an unsuspecting public? 290 00:36:35,314 --> 00:36:38,359 Why do you persist in ordering fish when we're 1400 miles from the ocean? 291 00:36:38,442 --> 00:36:40,277 Because it's on the menu, all right? 292 00:36:40,820 --> 00:36:43,989 Because I live in the 21st goddamn century, all right? 293 00:36:44,657 --> 00:36:46,450 And this? This is some bullshit. 294 00:36:46,534 --> 00:36:50,746 I'm telling you, I got half a mind to go back there and smack somebody in the... 295 00:36:57,545 --> 00:37:00,756 Charlie 14, Charlie 14, can you advise on your 10-16? 296 00:38:05,029 --> 00:38:06,405 Yes. 297 00:39:00,501 --> 00:39:03,003 What do you think? Pretty great, right? 298 00:39:03,629 --> 00:39:04,672 Yeah. It's, uh... 299 00:39:05,839 --> 00:39:06,839 Yep. 300 00:39:07,174 --> 00:39:10,094 I just need your printed name and signature. 301 00:39:13,055 --> 00:39:14,055 So... 302 00:39:15,391 --> 00:39:16,391 Florida. 303 00:39:16,767 --> 00:39:18,560 Florida, Florida, Florida. 304 00:39:19,812 --> 00:39:21,188 Why there? 305 00:39:23,232 --> 00:39:25,192 - I guess... - It doesn't matter. 306 00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:26,902 Doesn't have to make sense. 307 00:39:28,237 --> 00:39:29,780 Hey, I gotta tell you. 308 00:39:29,863 --> 00:39:33,200 I think you're gonna regret not taking your share of the Sandpiper money. 309 00:39:33,993 --> 00:39:36,245 That'd buy a shitload of swampland. 310 00:39:47,006 --> 00:39:48,757 I will, um... 311 00:39:50,092 --> 00:39:51,593 file these tomorrow. 312 00:39:51,677 --> 00:39:54,972 All right. Well, have a nice life, Kim. 313 00:40:31,550 --> 00:40:34,845 Hey, sweetcheeks, who do we got next? Let's make some money. 314 00:40:35,387 --> 00:40:37,473 Emilio Koyama. 315 00:40:42,644 --> 00:40:45,689 - Where's your paperwork? - I don't do no paperwork. 316 00:40:46,774 --> 00:40:48,484 He doesn't do paperwork. 317 00:40:48,567 --> 00:40:50,319 Who cares? Come on, come on. 318 00:41:46,333 --> 00:41:49,128 Hey, yo, could I bum one of those? 319 00:41:58,720 --> 00:41:59,720 Thanks. 320 00:42:12,776 --> 00:42:14,319 What's up with this shit? 321 00:42:16,655 --> 00:42:17,655 It's rainy. 322 00:42:18,615 --> 00:42:19,992 Yeah, no, it's... 323 00:42:20,826 --> 00:42:21,826 It's crazy. 324 00:42:22,494 --> 00:42:24,496 It's like bananas, all this rain. 325 00:42:26,248 --> 00:42:28,542 I mean, I thought we were, like, in a desert, you know? 326 00:42:38,385 --> 00:42:39,803 You're a lawyer, right? 327 00:42:41,763 --> 00:42:42,764 Ah. 328 00:42:42,848 --> 00:42:44,099 I recognize you. 329 00:42:47,019 --> 00:42:48,979 You defended my buddy Combo. 330 00:42:50,189 --> 00:42:52,649 Christian Ortega. Juvie court? 331 00:42:52,733 --> 00:42:54,067 Stole a baby Jesus? 332 00:42:54,151 --> 00:42:59,823 I mean, not like a real baby, just a... One of those things outside of the church. 333 00:42:59,907 --> 00:43:01,325 - Nativity scene. - Yeah. 334 00:43:01,408 --> 00:43:02,618 Knights of Columbus. 335 00:43:03,535 --> 00:43:07,539 I mean, what the hell did he even want that thing for, huh? 336 00:43:07,623 --> 00:43:09,541 I still don't know. Dumbass. 337 00:43:10,876 --> 00:43:13,545 I told him he could go to hell for stealing that, 338 00:43:13,629 --> 00:43:15,756 but did he listen to me? No. 339 00:43:17,549 --> 00:43:21,803 But you, you got him off, like, scot-free. That... 340 00:43:22,512 --> 00:43:24,514 That was pretty slick, yo. 341 00:43:24,598 --> 00:43:28,101 Well, tell him I hope he's keeping his nose clean. 342 00:43:28,185 --> 00:43:29,478 Yeah. Yeah, right on. 343 00:43:30,979 --> 00:43:32,189 Absolutely. 344 00:43:34,983 --> 00:43:37,945 Hey, so you having all this expertise and all... 345 00:43:38,862 --> 00:43:41,198 this guy Goodman... 346 00:43:42,074 --> 00:43:45,160 He the real deal? Like, lawyer-wise? 347 00:43:45,244 --> 00:43:46,245 Why do you ask? 348 00:43:51,041 --> 00:43:53,710 I got a buddy in there who's facing some serious time. 349 00:43:53,794 --> 00:43:58,048 I mean, not baby Jesus time, but serious. 350 00:43:58,131 --> 00:44:01,635 You know, he needs top-shelf legal representation. 351 00:44:01,718 --> 00:44:05,889 And I tell him that, right? But he sees this dude's commercials on TV 352 00:44:05,973 --> 00:44:07,766 and this is where he wants to go. 353 00:44:07,849 --> 00:44:11,311 And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio, you know, 354 00:44:11,395 --> 00:44:15,816 a funny TV commercial is not a sound basis for, like, you know..." 355 00:44:16,733 --> 00:44:20,612 I mean, like, would you go to a doctor to do an operation on you, 356 00:44:20,696 --> 00:44:23,949 on, like, your spleen or whatever 357 00:44:24,950 --> 00:44:27,619 on the fact of a funny TV commercial? No. 358 00:44:27,703 --> 00:44:31,832 I mean, come on. How is this any different, you know? 359 00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:37,586 Anyway. 360 00:44:39,881 --> 00:44:42,301 This guy, any good? 361 00:44:51,435 --> 00:44:52,936 When I knew him, he was. 362 00:47:13,493 --> 00:47:14,578 Hello? 363 00:47:14,661 --> 00:47:16,246 Hey, uh, Dad? 364 00:47:16,746 --> 00:47:18,957 It's me. It's... It's Jeff. 365 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,710 Jeff? What time is it? 366 00:47:21,793 --> 00:47:23,253 Are you okay? 367 00:47:23,336 --> 00:47:26,715 Yeah. No, not really. Um... 368 00:47:26,798 --> 00:47:29,634 I, uh... Dad, I got arrested. 369 00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:32,804 Oh, no. What for? Jeffie. 370 00:47:32,888 --> 00:47:36,975 It's like this crazy mistake, you know? I mean, I had an accident, okay? 371 00:47:37,058 --> 00:47:39,811 A little fender bender type deal, no big thing. 372 00:47:39,895 --> 00:47:44,649 My foot maybe slipped on the accelerator, or maybe it was defective. 373 00:47:44,733 --> 00:47:47,944 I don't know. But that's not the big deal part. 374 00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:52,157 The big deal part is, they think that I... 375 00:47:53,074 --> 00:47:55,952 me, committed a robbery. 376 00:47:56,036 --> 00:47:59,414 - Why would they think that? - I know, right? 377 00:47:59,498 --> 00:48:02,542 The place where I had the accident? This guy, this drunk guy? 378 00:48:02,626 --> 00:48:06,671 He comes wandering out of his house and flags down the cops, the police. 379 00:48:06,755 --> 00:48:09,341 And says "Hey, you know, I got robbed." 380 00:48:09,424 --> 00:48:16,056 And sure enough, the police, they find evidence of, like, breaking and entering. 381 00:48:16,139 --> 00:48:19,851 And... And... And stuff is missing, which I did not do. 382 00:48:20,894 --> 00:48:22,145 And, uh... 383 00:48:23,313 --> 00:48:24,648 Yeah. Like that. 384 00:48:24,731 --> 00:48:27,984 Well, the police are obviously barking up the wrong tree. 385 00:48:28,068 --> 00:48:29,694 Yeah. No shit, wrong tree. 386 00:48:29,778 --> 00:48:32,405 - Wrong, like, forest. - Exactly. 387 00:48:32,489 --> 00:48:35,742 Because you would never do something like that, would you, son? 388 00:48:35,825 --> 00:48:38,745 No, no. No way, man. Absolutely not. 389 00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:40,789 When the police took you into custody, 390 00:48:40,872 --> 00:48:43,833 did they find any of this so-called stolen merchandise? 391 00:48:43,917 --> 00:48:45,961 - Was it in your possession? - No. 392 00:48:46,044 --> 00:48:49,256 Of course it wasn't. Because you didn't steal anything. 393 00:48:49,339 --> 00:48:53,176 Therefore, since there's no evidence whatsoever that you committed any crime, 394 00:48:53,260 --> 00:48:55,387 I'd say you got nothing to worry about. 395 00:48:56,221 --> 00:48:57,722 So, what happens next? 396 00:48:57,806 --> 00:49:01,518 Breathe deep and sit tight. I'll have you out by lunchtime. 397 00:49:01,601 --> 00:49:03,144 You coming down here yourself? 398 00:49:03,770 --> 00:49:06,439 Nah, I think it'll be your mom. 399 00:49:07,399 --> 00:49:09,818 - You'll talk to her for me? - I sure will. 400 00:49:09,901 --> 00:49:12,195 Straighten it all out, no problem. 401 00:49:13,113 --> 00:49:14,447 Yeah. Okay. Good. 402 00:49:14,531 --> 00:49:18,285 You're gonna get the best legal defense in the whole wide world. 403 00:49:18,368 --> 00:49:20,495 Trust your old man on that. 404 00:49:20,579 --> 00:49:22,622 Okay, copy that. Sit tight. 405 00:49:22,706 --> 00:49:23,832 You do that. 406 00:49:40,223 --> 00:49:41,516 Keep your shirt on. 407 00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:43,851 Hello? 408 00:49:45,895 --> 00:49:49,566 Gene. Honey, do you know what time it is? 409 00:49:57,616 --> 00:49:59,743 Oh. Oh, God. That boy. 410 00:49:59,826 --> 00:50:01,745 He's gonna put me in my grave. 411 00:50:01,828 --> 00:50:04,748 Marion, it's a mistake, is all. 412 00:50:04,831 --> 00:50:06,631 Getting picked up for something you didn't do? 413 00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:07,959 That could happen to anybody. 414 00:50:08,043 --> 00:50:11,838 Yeah, right, anyone. This isn't the first time, you know. 415 00:50:11,921 --> 00:50:13,965 He's been in trouble before. Oh, Jesus. 416 00:50:14,049 --> 00:50:15,550 - Marion. - The death of me. 417 00:50:15,634 --> 00:50:17,969 - He's gonna be the death of me. - Marion? 418 00:50:18,053 --> 00:50:20,347 Marion, it's gonna be all right. 419 00:50:20,430 --> 00:50:22,515 We'll get him out of there lickety-split. 420 00:50:23,475 --> 00:50:27,646 I've been through this before. There's nothing lickety-split about it. 421 00:50:27,729 --> 00:50:33,401 Back when he was living in Albuquerque, drunk in public, resisting arrest, 422 00:50:33,485 --> 00:50:37,530 urinating in someplace he shouldn't have. 423 00:50:37,614 --> 00:50:39,949 And me on the telephone for hours, 424 00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:44,329 long-distance, trying to find him one of those bailout places. 425 00:50:44,412 --> 00:50:48,375 I maxed out my Discover card. I'm still paying for that one. 426 00:50:48,458 --> 00:50:51,503 Well, money's not gonna be a problem, because I'm gonna help you with that. 427 00:50:52,170 --> 00:50:54,297 No. Gene, I can't let you do that. 428 00:50:54,381 --> 00:50:57,092 Sure you can. Jeff will pay me back. 429 00:50:57,175 --> 00:50:59,552 And you don't have to worry about a bondsman, either. 430 00:50:59,636 --> 00:51:02,806 Because guess what, in Omaha, they don't have them. 431 00:51:02,889 --> 00:51:05,850 All right? You just walk in the station, you pay a straight cash bail. 432 00:51:05,934 --> 00:51:07,936 It's not like Albuquerque at all. 433 00:51:13,274 --> 00:51:14,734 Marion, you still there? 434 00:51:15,318 --> 00:51:16,361 Yeah. Why...? 435 00:51:18,154 --> 00:51:20,740 Why did Jeff call you instead of me? 436 00:51:20,824 --> 00:51:23,243 Well, I think he was scared of how you'd take it. 437 00:51:23,785 --> 00:51:27,956 Honestly, I was gonna pay the bail myself, but I think it should be a family member. 438 00:51:28,039 --> 00:51:29,541 I think that'd be best. 439 00:51:30,041 --> 00:51:32,627 I'll tell you what, I'm gonna take a shower, get dressed. 440 00:51:32,711 --> 00:51:35,088 And you do the same. I'll swing by and pick you up. 441 00:51:35,171 --> 00:51:37,215 We'll get this whole thing squared away. 442 00:51:38,258 --> 00:51:40,927 What about Buddy? Is he in any trouble? 443 00:51:42,137 --> 00:51:44,931 I don't think so. Why would he be? 444 00:51:47,684 --> 00:51:49,310 I'll see you in about an hour. 445 00:51:49,894 --> 00:51:51,604 Yeah, okay. Yeah. Thanks. 446 00:53:02,300 --> 00:53:03,300 Marion. 447 00:53:27,450 --> 00:53:28,450 Marion. 448 00:53:33,122 --> 00:53:34,165 Marion? 449 00:53:45,593 --> 00:53:46,593 Marion. 450 00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:47,972 - Oh! - Hey. 451 00:53:48,638 --> 00:53:50,598 - Hi. - Oh, hey. 452 00:53:50,682 --> 00:53:52,058 Everything okay? 453 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:56,145 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I just lost track of the time. 454 00:53:57,188 --> 00:53:59,357 That's okay. Uh... 455 00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:01,943 Wanna put some clothes on, so that we can get moving? 456 00:54:02,026 --> 00:54:03,319 What do you say? 457 00:54:04,237 --> 00:54:08,199 Uh, well, you know, I don't wanna slow things down. 458 00:54:08,283 --> 00:54:10,368 I think maybe you ought to go without me. 459 00:54:13,121 --> 00:54:15,665 You are under arrest. 460 00:54:15,748 --> 00:54:17,417 I better call Saul. 461 00:54:18,626 --> 00:54:21,713 Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? 462 00:54:21,796 --> 00:54:26,593 The Constitution says you do, and so do I. I believe that until proven guilty, 463 00:54:26,676 --> 00:54:30,013 every man, woman and child in this country is innocent. 464 00:54:30,096 --> 00:54:32,098 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque. 465 00:54:32,181 --> 00:54:33,725 "Better Call Saul." 466 00:54:34,350 --> 00:54:35,350 What's that? 467 00:54:36,769 --> 00:54:38,104 You tell me. 468 00:54:42,191 --> 00:54:44,068 Marion, do you think that's me? 469 00:54:45,778 --> 00:54:46,821 Because it's not. 470 00:54:48,990 --> 00:54:51,117 There never was a Nippy, was there? 471 00:54:54,245 --> 00:54:55,705 What did Jeff tell you? 472 00:54:55,788 --> 00:54:57,707 He didn't tell me anything. 473 00:54:58,416 --> 00:55:00,293 Ask Jeeves told me. 474 00:55:02,003 --> 00:55:05,256 I typed in "con man" and "Albuquerque," 475 00:55:06,633 --> 00:55:09,802 and up you popped, big as day. 476 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,064 - What are you doing, Marion? - What do you think? Calling the police. 477 00:55:21,689 --> 00:55:23,608 Here, let me help you with that. 478 00:55:25,026 --> 00:55:27,946 Listen, I think we're losing sight of the bigger picture here, okay? 479 00:55:28,029 --> 00:55:30,239 Jeff is in trouble and I wanna help him. 480 00:55:30,323 --> 00:55:32,283 He and I sure could use your support here. 481 00:55:32,367 --> 00:55:36,412 - What did you get my son into? - Nothing that he didn't ask for. 482 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:41,876 Now, listen, I'm still the good friend you thought I was, okay? 483 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:45,463 Jeff understands me, Buddy understands me. 484 00:55:45,546 --> 00:55:47,298 And you will too. 485 00:55:47,382 --> 00:55:51,844 Just have to, you know, keep things on an even keel. 486 00:55:52,637 --> 00:55:53,637 All right? 487 00:55:55,264 --> 00:55:57,016 What have you got there? 488 00:55:57,892 --> 00:55:59,060 Put that down. 489 00:56:01,312 --> 00:56:02,730 Put that down, Marion. 490 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:05,233 Put it down. 491 00:56:07,235 --> 00:56:08,820 Do not do it, Marion. 492 00:56:11,030 --> 00:56:12,073 Final warning. 493 00:56:23,668 --> 00:56:25,211 I trusted you. 494 00:56:43,730 --> 00:56:46,858 Marion? This is Valerie with Life Alert. Are you okay? 495 00:56:46,941 --> 00:56:49,068 No, Valerie, I'm not okay. 496 00:56:49,152 --> 00:56:51,904 There's a criminal standing in my kitchen, threatening me. 497 00:56:51,988 --> 00:56:55,575 He's a wanted man, and his name is Saul Goodman. 498 00:56:55,658 --> 00:56:58,870 All right. Marion, I'm calling the police. I'm calling right now.