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如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面
So if a photon is directed through a plane

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如果有一个狭缝可以观测到
with two slits in it and either slit is observed,

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那它没有同时通过两个狭缝
it will not go through both slits.

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如果观测不到 那它会通过
If it's unobserved, it will.

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但如果它是在离开平面后
However, if it's observed after it's left the plane

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在击中目标物之前被观测到
But before it hits its target,

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那它不会同时通过两个狭缝
it won't have gone through both slits.

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没错 你想说什么
Agreed. What's your point?

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没什么 我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错
There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.

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- 您好 -稍等
- excuse me. -hang on.

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横1是"爱琴海"
One across is "aegean."

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竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家)
Eight down is "nabokov."

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横26"MCM"
26 across is "mcm."

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竖14是... 你手挡住了...
14 down is... move your finger...

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是"门"(生物分类) 所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都)
"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince"

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你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了 所以是"太子港"
See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."

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在海地
Haiti.

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- 需要帮忙吗 -是的
- can I help you? -yes.

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这里是高智商精子库吗
Is this the high-iq sperm bank?

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如果这还要问的话 那你可能不该来这
If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn't be here.

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我看就是这儿了
I think this is the place.

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- 把表格填了 -谢谢
- fill these out. -thank you.

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- 马上就好 -不急
- we'll be right back. -take your time.

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我正好把填字游戏做完
I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.

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等等
Oh, wait.

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里奥纳德 我觉得我做不到
Leonard,I don't think I can do this.

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开什么玩笑 你都是"半职业选手"了
What, are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.

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不是的 我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪
No. We are committing genetic fraud.

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我们的精子并不能保证
There's no guarantee that our sperm

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将来就能生出高智商的后代
is going to generate high-iqOffspring.

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你想想 我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同
Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic dna mix

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可她只是快餐店的女服务生
Who hostesses at fuddruckers.

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谢尔顿 当初是你要来的
Sheldon, this was your idea.

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这点补贴能让我们
A little extra money to get

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在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽
fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.

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我知道 我的确渴望更快的下载速度
I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads.

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但那些可怜的女人们
But there's some poor woman

38
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会把希望寄托在我精子上的
who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.

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如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积
What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use

40
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该用积分还是微分算都不知道 她会怎么想
An integral or a differential to solve the area under a curve?

41
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- 我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会
- I'm sure she'll still love him. -I wouldn't.

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你现在想怎么样
Well, what do you want to do?

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我想走了
I want to leave.

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该怎么跟她说呢
What's the protocol for leaving?

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我不知道... 我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过
I don't know... I've never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.

46
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我们就直接走吧
Let's try just walking out.

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- 再见 -再见 很高兴见到你
- bye. -bye. Nice meeting you.

48
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你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗
Are you still mad about the sperm bank?

49
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没有
No.

50
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你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情
You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?

51
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不太想
Not really.

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如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距
If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters,

53
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- 大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关
- most people will trip. -I don't care.

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两毫... 那不太可能吧
Two milli... that doesn't seem right.

55
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不 是真的 我12岁时做过一系列试验
No, it's true,I did a series of experiments when I was 12

56
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我爸爸还摔断了锁骨
My father broke his clavicle.

57
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你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?
Is that why they sent you to boarding school?

58
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不是 是因为我那些关于激光的试验
No. That was a result of my work with lasers.

59
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这是新邻居?
New neighbor?

60
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很明显
Evidently.

61
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比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高
Significant improvement over the old neighbor.

62
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那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?
200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?

63
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那是 没错
Yes, she is.

64
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- 你好 -你好
- oh, hi. -hi.

65
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我们不想打搅你 我们就住你对面
We don't mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.

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你们真好啊
Oh, that's nice.

67
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我们不是住在一起 我是说...
We don't live together. I mean...

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我们是住在一起
We live together,

69
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不过是在分开的 异性恋的卧室里
But in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.

70
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好的
Okay, well...

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看来你们就是我的新邻居了 我叫潘妮
Guess I'm your new neighbor. Penny.

72
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- 我是里奥纳德 他是谢尔顿 -你好
- leonard. Sheldon. -hi.

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那么...
Well...

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欢迎成为我们的邻居
Welcome to the building.

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谢谢你 我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡
Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.

76
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很好啊
Great.

77
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- 那... 再见 -再见
- well... bye. -bye.

78
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我们要不要请她来吃午饭?
Should we have invited her for lunch?

79
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不 我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季
No. We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.

80
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第二季的DVD我们已经看过了
We already watched the season two dvds.

81
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但评论音轨还没看
Not with commentary.

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我觉得我们应该做个好邻居
I think we should be good neighbors

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请她作客 让她觉得亲切
And invite her over, make her feel welcome.

84
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我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来
We never invited louie-slash-louise over.

85
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那是我们的不对
And that was wrong of us.

86
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我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子
We need to widen our circle.

87
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我的朋友圈子已经很大了
I have a very wide circle.

88
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我的空间上有212个好友
I have 212 friends on myspace.

89
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不错 可他们你一个也没见过
Yes, and you've never met one of them.

90
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这正是其美妙之处
That's the beauty of it.

91
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我要请她过来
I'm gonna invite her over.

92
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我们可以好好吃一顿 然后... 聊天
We'll have a nice meal and... chat.

93
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聊天? 我们平时不聊天 至少下了网不聊
Chat? we don't chat. At least not offline.

94
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这没什么难的
It's not difficult.

95
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你只要听着她讲些什么
You just listen to what she says

96
00:05:02,810 --> 00:05:05,630
然后你适当地回应她一些
And then you say something appropriate in response.

97
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那最后要干什么?
To what end?

98
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你好... 又来了
Hi... again.

99
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你好
Hi.

100
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那个...
Anyway...

101
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我们带了印度菜回来
We brought home indian food.

102
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然后...
And...

103
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我知道搬家可能会很累
I know that moving can be stressful,

104
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并且我发现当我身心俱疲时
And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,

105
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美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦
That good food and company can have a comforting effect.

106
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还有 咖喱本身有通便功效 我想我不必再说
Also, curry is a natural laxative, and I don't have to tell you

107
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你知道 如果大肠通畅...
That, you know,a clean colon is just...

108
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那又可以少一件操心事了
One less thing to worry about.

109
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这方面我不在行 不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐
I'm no expert, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation,

110
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你最好不要说些肠运动的事
You might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.

111
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你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?
You're inviting me over to eat?

112
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是的
Yes.

113
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你们真好 我很乐意
Oh, that's so nice. I'd love to.

114
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太好了
Great.

115
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你们平时都玩些什么
So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

116
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今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱
Today we tried masturbating for money.

117
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天才也性感 第1季 第1集
By aBu 201705

118
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好了 就当在自己家一样
Okay, make yourself at home.

119
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谢谢
Thank you.

120
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不用谢
You're very welcome.

121
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这些东西看上去真深奥啊
This looks like some serious stuff.

122
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- 里奥纳德 这是你写的? -不 这是我的
- leonard, did you do this? -actually, that's my work.

123
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不错 只是一些量子力学而已
Yeah. Well, it's just some quantum mechanics

124
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边上还随便写了一点点弦理论
With a little string theory doodling around the edges.

125
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那部分 是我开的玩笑
That part there, that's just a joke.

126
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讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似
It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimer approximation.

127
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这么说 你就像是"美丽心灵"里那种天才一样
So you're like one of those beautiful mind genius guys.

128
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是吧
Yeah.

129
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- 真让人赞叹 -我也有块板
- this is really impressive. -I have a board.

130
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如果你喜欢板 这块是我的
If you like boards, this is my board.

131
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上帝啊
Holy smokes.

132
00:07:06,570 --> 00:07:08,030
如果你说"上帝啊"是想
If by "holy smokes", you mean

133
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再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的
A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff

134
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男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦 那一点没错
You can find scribbled on the wall of any men's room at mit, sure.

135
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- 什么? -得了吧
- what? -come on.

136
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谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了 心碎了 算不下去了"
Who hasn't seen this differential below "here I sit, broken-hearted"?

137
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至少我不会为了解决个数学问题
At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions

138
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去发明个什么26维出来
Just to make the math come out.

139
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我没有创造发明 他们本来就有
I didn't invent them. They're there.

140
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- 哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有... 这就是我说的关键
- in what universe? -in all of them... that is the point.

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你们介意我先开吃吗
Do you guys mind if I start?

142
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潘妮...
Penny...

143
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这是我的座位
That's where I sit.

144
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那 你坐我旁边
So, sit next to me.

145
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不... 我坐那里的
No... I sit there.

146
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有什么区别
What's the difference?

147
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- 什么区别? -开始了
- what's the difference? -here we go.

148
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在冬天 这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和
In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator

149
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但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗
To remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration

150
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在夏天 通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉
In the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze

151
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就是这边和那边的窗户
Created by opening windows there and there.

152
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看电视正好有个角度
It faces the television at an angle

153
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不会太正 从而影响跟别人说话
That is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,

154
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也不会太斜 从而造成脖子酸疼
Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.

155
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我还能继续 不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了
I could go on, but I think I've made my point.

156
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你想让我移开吗
Do you want me to move?

157
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你就随便坐一下吧
- well... -just sit somewhere else.

158
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好的
Fine.

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谢尔顿 坐下!
Sheldon, sit!

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这样很好啊
Well, this is nice.

161
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不太有人来我们这里作客的
We don't have a lot of company over.

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不是吧 库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来
That's not true. Koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.

163
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- 是 我知道 但... -星期二晚上
- yes I know, but... -tuesday night,

164
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我们还玩"克林贡拼字游戏"玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)
We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m.

165
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是 我记得
Yeah,I remember.

166
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- 不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起
- don't say we don't have company. -sorry.

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- 这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了
- that has negative social implications. -I said I'm sorry!

168
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"克林贡拼字游戏"?
Klingon boggle?

169
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是的 就是普通的拼字游戏 只不过...
Yeah. It's like regular boggle, but...

170
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是用克林贡语言
In klingon.

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关于我们已经说得够多了 说说你吧
That's probably enough about us. So, tell us about you.

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我? 好吧
Me? okay.

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我是射手座的
I'm a sagittarius,

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就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了
Which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

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没错 我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想
Yes. It tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion

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就是指你出生时
That the sun's apparent position

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相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置
Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth

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可能会决定你的性格
Somehow affects your personality.

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有什么来着?
Participate in the what?

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我认为谢尔顿是想说
I think what sheldon's trying to say

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我们可能不会第一个猜你是"射手座"的
Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our first guess.

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是 很多人会以为我是水相星座的
Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.

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还有什么 让我想想
Okay, let's see, what else.

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我是素食者 但我吃鱼
I'm a vegetarian. Except for fish.

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偶尔吃牛排 牛排真赞!
And the occasional steak. I love steak!

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真有趣
Well, that's interesting.

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里奥纳德吃玉米会不消化
Leonard can't process corn.

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你有什么工作吗
Well... do you have some sort of a job?

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有 我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生
Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.

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我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕
I love cheesecake.

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你不是不能吃乳糖嘛
You're lactose-intolerant.

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我是不吃... 我只是觉得那东西不错
I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea.

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还有 我正在写一个剧本
Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.

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讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶
It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a. From lincoln, nebraska,

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她本想当名演员 最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生
To be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.

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看来这是根据你的经历写的
So, it's based on your life.

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不 我是来自奥马哈
No,I'm from omaha.

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如果真拍成了电影 我会去看的
If that was movie,I would go see it.

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我就说 是不错吧?
I know, right?

200
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让我想想 还有什么...
Okay, let's see, what else...

201
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大概就这些了
Guess that's about it.

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这就是潘妮的故事了
That's the story of penny.

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真不错
It sounds wonderful.

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是不错
It was.

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直到我爱上了那混蛋!
Until I fell in love with a jerk!

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怎么回事?
What's happening?

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上帝 你知道吗 我和他同居了4年
God, you know,4 years I lived with him.

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整整4年... 都跟高中生涯一样长了
4 years... that's like as long as high school.

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你花了4年才读完高中?
It took you 4 years to get through high school?

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真... 不敢相信我竟然那么信任他
It just... I can't believe I trusted him.

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我该说些什么吗? 我感觉我该说些什么
Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.

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你? 算了 你只会越帮越忙
You? no, you'll only make it worse.

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你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗
You want to know the most pathetic part?

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即使我已经恨透了他的谎言 他的不忠
Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts...

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我还是爱他
I still love him.

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我是不是疯了?
Is that crazy?

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是疯了
Yes.

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不 不是的 这只是...
No, it's not crazy. It's a...

219
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只是一种悖论
It's a paradox.

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自然界中到处都存在着悖论 比如说光
Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light.

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按照惠更斯的理论 光是一种波
If you look at huygens, light is a wave,

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双缝实验证明了这一观点
As confirmed by the double-slit experiments,

223
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不过后来有了爱因斯坦
But then along comes albert einstein

224
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他发现光原来也具有粒子性
And discovers that light behaves like particles, too.

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我至少没越帮倒忙
Well,I didn't make it worse.

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我真的很抱歉 我真是一团糟
I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.

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最糟的是 我搬家都搬得恶心死了
On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving

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没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了
And my stupid shower doesn't even work.

229
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我们的可以用啊
Our shower works.

230
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真的? 如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意?
Really? would it be totally weird if I used it?

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- 会 -不会
- yes. -no.

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- 不会 -不会
- no. -no.

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就在那边
It's right down the hall.

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谢谢
Thanks.

235
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你们真是太好了
You guys are really sweet.

236
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这番进步有意思啊
Well, this is an interesting development.

237
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怎么?
How so?

238
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上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳
It has been some time since we've had a woman

239
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距离现在已经很久了
Take her clothes off in our apartment.

240
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不见得啊 记得感恩节
That's not true. Remember at thanksgiving,

241
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我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段?
My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?

242
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明白了 距离上次有女人
Point taken. It has been some time

243
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在我们这里轻解罗裳 并且看了之后
Since we've had a woman take her clothes off,

244
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我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的 已经很久了
After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.

245
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其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡
The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.

246
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你现在究竟是要干些什么呢
So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?

247
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你说什么?
Excuse me?

248
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那女人不会跟你上床的
That woman is not going to have sex with you.

249
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我没有想要跟她上床
I'm not trying to have sex with her.

250
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那就好 这样你就不会失望了
Good. Then you won't be disappointed.

251
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你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了
What makes you think she wouldn't have sex with me?

252
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我是男的 她是女的
I'm a male and she's a female.

253
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没错 但不是同一物种
Yes, but not of the same species.

254
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我才不跟你讨论什么假设
I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.

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我只想当个好邻居
I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.

256
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是啊
Of course.

257
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那也不是说如果有机会可以发展肉体关系
That's not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop,

258
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我会袖手旁观
That I wouldn't participate.

259
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大致是这样
However briefly.

260
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当她发现你的卢克·天行者(星球大战人物)无泪洗发水
Do you think this possibility will be helped or hindered

261
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你说这种可能性是会变大了呢还是变小了
When she discovers your luke skywalker no-more-tears shampoo?

262
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那是达斯·维德(另一星战人物)牌洗发水
It's darth vader shampoo.

263
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,680
卢克·天行者是护发素
Luke skywalker's the conditioner.

264
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- 先看这个 -太强了 难以置信
- wait till you see this. -it's fantastic, unbelievable.

265
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看什么?
See what?

266
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1974年 史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演讲
It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.

267
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现在不是时候
This isn't a good time.

268
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那时他还不是这样毛骨悚然的电脑音
It's before he became a creepy computer voice.

269
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- 不错 可你们现在必须得走 -为什么
- that's great. You guys have to go. -why?

270
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现在不是时候
It's just not a good time.

271
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里奥纳德有女士来访
Leonard has a lady over.

272
00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,320
是的 我明白了... 你祖母又回城来了?
Yeah, right... your grandmother back in town?

273
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,130
不是 她不是什么女士 她是新来的邻居
No. And she's not a lady. She's just a new neighbor.

274
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:15,820
等等 这里真的有位女士?
Hang on, there really is a lady here?

275
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你赶我们走是为了想要和她交媾?
And you want us out because you're anticipating coitus?

276
00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:22,180
我没有想要和她交媾
I'm not anticipating coitus.

277
00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:23,600
那就是说别人现在可以和她交媾?
So she's available for coitus?

278
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,100
我们可不可以不要说"交媾"这个词了
Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?

279
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:29,000
更精确的说法应该是"体外射精"
Technically, that would be'coitus interruptus. "

280
00:14:29,710 --> 00:14:32,770
是不是应该有个旋关把水从浴缸那里弄到淋浴器上
Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower...?

281
00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,390
不好意思 大家好
Hi. Sorry. Hello.

282
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很高兴认识您 女士
Enchant? mademoiselle.

283
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我是霍华德·沃尔维茨 加州工学院应用物理系学生
Howard wolowitz, caltech department of applied physics.

284
00:14:44,590 --> 00:14:46,720
我的一些研究成果你可能已经很熟悉了
You may be familiar with some of my work.

285
00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:49,350
它正在围绕着木星的最大卫星轨道运行
It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon

286
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,900
拍摄高分辨率的数码照片
Taking high-resolution digital photographs.

287
00:14:52,990 --> 00:14:55,300
我是潘妮 我在乳酪蛋糕店工作
Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.

288
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,720
我带你去弄那旋关吧
I'll show you the trick with the shower.

289
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,250
"Bonne douche"
Bonne douche.

290
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,400
你说什么?
I'm sorry?

291
00:15:01,570 --> 00:15:03,380
是法语里"洗个痛快澡"的意思
It's french for "good shower. "

292
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,180
是一句祝词 我能用六种语言来说
It's a sentiment I can express in six languages.

293
00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:08,770
还是留着博客上说吧 霍华德
Save it for your blog, howard.

294
00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,770
洗个痛快澡

295
00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:19,180
好了 没问题了 是卡住了 不好意思
All right, there it goes. It sticks. I'm sorry.

296
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:20,850
- 好的 谢谢 -不用谢
- okay, thanks. -you're welcome.

297
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:23,010
你只要站在... 好吧 我...
You're just gonna to step right... okay,I'll...

298
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,650
- 等等 里奥纳德 -洗头的那些东西都是谢尔顿的
- hey, leonard? -the hair products are sheldon's.

299
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,510
我能让你帮个忙吗
Can I ask you a favor?

300
00:15:30,640 --> 00:15:31,640
帮个忙?
A favor?

301
00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:35,370
当然 你可以让我帮你忙 我可以帮你个忙
Sure, you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.

302
00:15:36,310 --> 00:15:37,700
你如果不愿意也没关系
It's okay if you say no.

303
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,440
我应该会愿意的
I'll probably say yes.

304
00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,000
一般你刚认识某个人 不会请求一件这样的事
It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.

305
00:15:51,940 --> 00:15:55,000
我真的觉得我们该好好想想这里面的因果关系了
I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.

306
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:56,500
- 有必要吗 -事件一
- must we? -event a...

307
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我们那淋浴器下站着个裸体美女
A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.

308
00:15:58,870 --> 00:16:02,270
事件二 我们开车穿过半个城市到上述那位女性的
Event b... we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set

309
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,280
前男友住处取回一台电视机
From the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.

310
00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,560
提问 在哪个层面上
Query... on what plane of existence

311
00:16:06,690 --> 00:16:09,900
这两个事件哪怕是有半点合理的联系
Is there even a semi-rational link between these events?

312
00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:13,360
她请求我帮她个忙 谢尔顿
She asked me to do her a favor, sheldon.

313
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,200
是啊 这可能是我们这趟旅途最近似的原因了
Yes,well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey,

314
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:18,720
但其只存在于更高层次原因的对比之下
But we both know it only exists in contradistinction

315
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,700
这点我们都清楚
To the higher level distal cause.

316
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:23,070
- 是什么 -你在用下半身在思考
- which is? -you think with your penis.

317
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:27,900
从生理上说这是不可能的 还有 你可以不用跟来啊
That's a biological impossibility. And you didn't have to come.

318
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:31,030
不错 我可以留在那儿看着沃尔维茨勾引潘妮
Right,I could have stayed behind and watch wolowitz try to hit on penny

319
00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:32,710
用俄语 阿拉伯语 波斯语
In russian, arabic and farsi.

320
00:16:33,670 --> 00:16:35,390
为什么她自己不去取回电视机
Why can't she get her own tv?

321
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,450
得了 你知道分手是怎么回事
Come on, you know how it is with breakups.

322
00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,680
我不知道... 你也不知道
No,I don't... and neither do you.

323
00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:42,360
我以前跟乔伊斯·金分手过
I broke up with joyce kim.

324
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,730
你没有和乔伊斯·金分手 是她投奔回朝鲜了
You did not break up with joyce kim. She defected to north korea.

325
00:16:46,020 --> 00:16:47,690
去缝补她破碎的心啊
To mend her broken heart.

326
00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:53,820
现在这情况远没那么复杂
This situation is much less complicated.

327
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:56,570
就谁该得到这台电视的拥有权
There's some kind of dispute between penny and her ex-boyfriend

328
00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,310
潘妮和她前男友有过争吵
As to who gets custody of the tv.

329
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,570
她只是不想和他再大吵大闹
She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.

330
00:17:00,690 --> 00:17:04,670
- 所以我们去和他大吵大闹 -不 我们不用和他去吵的
- so we get to have a scene with him? -no, there's not going to be a scene.

331
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,740
我们两个人 他才一个
There's two of us and one of him.

332
00:17:07,030 --> 00:17:09,620
里奥纳德 我们两个甚至搬不动一台电视
Leonard, the two of us can't even carry a tv.

333
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,650
这么说 你们和里奥纳德还有谢尔顿一起在大学里共事?
So, you guys work with leonard and sheldon at the university?

334
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,450
抱歉 你会说英语吗
I'm sorry, do you speak english?

335
00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,970
他会说英语 他只是不会同女人说话
He speaks english. He just can't speak to women.

336
00:17:26,860 --> 00:17:28,130
真的? 为什么?
Really? why?

337
00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:30,330
他是个怪才吧
He's kind of a nerd.

338
00:17:32,910 --> 00:17:33,910
喝果汁?
Juice box?

339
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,320
我来说话
I'll do the talking.

340
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,610
- 谁? -你好 我是里奥纳德 这是谢尔顿
- yeah? -hi,I'm leonard, this is sheldon.

341
00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:45,350
- 你好 -我刚说...
- hello. -what did I just—

342
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:50,490
- 我们是来拿潘妮的电视机的 -你们走吧
- we're here to pick up penny's tv. -get lost.

343
00:17:50,610 --> 00:17:51,780
好的 抱歉打扰了
Okay, thanks for you time.

344
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,240
我们不能就这样放弃了
We're not going to give up just like that.

345
00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:55,770
里奥纳德 电视机在楼上
Leonard, the tv's in the building.

346
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:58,690
我们已经被阻止进入大楼了 因此 我们没戏了
We've been denied access to the building,ergo, we are done.

347
00:17:58,940 --> 00:18:01,820
我很抱歉 如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话
Excuse me. If I were to give up on the first little hitch,

348
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:04,590
我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后
I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory

349
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,500
成功验证弦理论了
In the aftermath of the big bang.

350
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,910
我道歉 你准备怎么做?
My apologies. What's your plan?

351
00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:27,050
能目睹你动脑 实在很荣幸
It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.

352
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,550
不会吧 我们的智商加起来有360呢
Come on, we have a combined iq of 360.

353
00:18:30,670 --> 00:18:33,560
我们应该有办法想出如何进那该死的楼
We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.

354
00:18:37,690 --> 00:18:39,390
你认为她们的智商加起来有多少?
What do you think their combined iq is?

355
00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:40,410
快把门抵住
Just grab the door!

356
00:18:43,130 --> 00:18:44,130
就这里了
This is it.

357
00:18:45,690 --> 00:18:46,830
我来说话
I'll do the talking.

358
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,260
想得不错 我来当打手
Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle.

359
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:57,910
什么事
Yeah?

360
00:18:58,110 --> 00:18:59,770
我是里奥纳德 这是谢尔顿
I'm leonard, this is sheldon.

361
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,250
刚对讲机里的
From the intercom.

362
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,990
你们到底是怎么进来的?
How the hell did you get in the building?

363
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:07,820
我们是科学家
We're scientists.

364
00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:11,590
告诉他我们的智商
Tell him about our iq.

365
00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,160
- 里奥纳德 -怎么?
- leonard... -what?

366
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,680
- 那裤子是我妈买给我的 -对不起
- my mom bought me those pants. -I'm sorry.

367
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:32,000
你得打电话跟她说一下
You're going to have to call her.

368
00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:37,550
谢尔顿 拖你下水了 真的很抱歉
Sheldon,I am so sorry I dragged you through this.

369
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:41,460
没关系 这不是我的第一条裤子 也不会是最后一条
It's okay. It wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.

370
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:43,860
关于我的动机你说得没错
And you were right about my motives.

371
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:47,340
我是指望和潘妮能建立关系
I was hoping to establish a relationship with penny

372
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,470
或许有一天可以和她上床
That might have someday led to sex.

373
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,540
你倒是脱下了我的裤子
Well, you got me out of my pants.

374
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,380
好了 反正我买到教训了
Anyway,I've learned my lesson.

375
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,340
她和我不是一类人 我跟她玩完了
She's out of my league,I'm done with her.

376
00:19:58,460 --> 00:20:01,390
我有工作要干 有一天我会赢得诺贝尔奖
Got my work, one day I'll win the nobel prize

377
00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:02,660
然后孤单地死去
And then I'll die alone.

378
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,790
不要这么想 你不会孤单地死去的
Don't think like that. You're not going to die alone.

379
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:08,340
谢谢 谢尔顿 你真是好朋友
Thank you, sheldon. You're a good friend.

380
00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:13,130
而且你肯定不会拿诺贝尔奖的
And you're certainly not going to win a nobel prize.

381
00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:17,240
这是我搜寻猎物后最喜欢的交付地之一
This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest.

382
00:20:17,580 --> 00:20:19,000
这里的麦酒太棒了
They have a great house ale.

383
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:20,730
好酷的老虎
Cool tiger.

384
00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:22,810
是的 我从第十级开始就有了
Yeah,I've had him since level ten.

385
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,590
他叫扣扣
His name is buttons.

386
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,530
如果你有自己的游戏人物
Anyway, if you had your own game character

387
00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:30,950
也许我们可以一起 出去搜寻猎物
We could hang out, maybe go on a quest.

388
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,740
听上去很有意思
That sounds interesting.

389
00:20:34,110 --> 00:20:35,120
你会考虑一下?
You'll think about it?

390
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:37,970
我没办法不去想它
I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it.

391
00:20:39,950 --> 00:20:41,000
很成功啊
Smooth.

392
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:44,340
我们回来了
We're home.

393
00:20:44,930 --> 00:20:46,540
上帝啊 发生什么事了
My god, what happened?

394
00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:48,780
你前男友要我们代他问好
Well, your ex-boyfriend sends his regards

395
00:20:48,900 --> 00:20:51,670
其他我想已经可以一目了然了
And I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.

396
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,650
真对不起 我真的以为如果你们替我过去
I'm so sorry. I really thought if you guys went instead of me

397
00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:57,030
他不会这么混蛋的
He wouldn't be such an ass.

398
00:20:57,150 --> 00:20:59,140
不 你这样假设是有道理的
No, it was a valid hypothesis.

399
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:01,930
有道理的? 你怎么回事?
That was a valid...? what is happening to you?

400
00:21:03,070 --> 00:21:06,650
真的 你们这么努力 这么帮忙 真是太谢谢了
Really, thank you so much for going and trying, you're just...

401
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,180
你们真的太好了 真的
You're so terrific. Really.

402
00:21:11,490 --> 00:21:12,940
你们去把衣服穿好
Why don't you put some clothes on,

403
00:21:13,070 --> 00:21:15,200
我去拿我的包 晚饭我请 好吗?
I'll get my purse, and dinner is on me, okay?

404
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,530
- 真的? 好啊 -谢谢
- really? great. -thank you.

405
00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:25,010
你跟她还没玩完 是吗?
You're not done with her, are you?

406
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:28,680
我们的孩子会既聪明又美丽
Are babies will be smart and beautiful.

407
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:32,900
想象力更是不言而喻
Not to mention imaginary.

408
00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:41,560
- 潘妮 你觉得泰国菜如何 -可以啊
- is thai food okay with you, penny? -sure.

409
00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,690
我们不能去吃泰国菜
We can't have thai food,

410
00:21:42,820 --> 00:21:44,450
- 中午我们吃了印度菜 -又怎样呢
- we had indian for lunch. -so?

411
00:21:44,810 --> 00:21:47,160
- 他们都是用咖喱烹饪的 -又怎样呢
- they're both curry-based cuisines. -so?

412
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:49,140
从烹饪学角度来说 这是过剩的
It would be gastronomically redundant.

413
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:53,180
我估计以后无论什么我们都需要跟这个女孩解释一下
I can see we're going to have to spell out everything for this girl.

414
00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:54,910
你觉得呢 拉杰?
Any ideas, raj?

415
00:21:57,370 --> 00:21:59,540
到林克街左转 直接去科罗拉多
Turn left on lake street and head up to colorado.

416
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,410
我知道一个寿司吧 那里还有卡拉OK
I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.

417
00:22:02,540 --> 00:22:03,740
听上去挺有意思
That sounds like fun.

418
00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:10,220
宝贝 别被我迷住了
baby don't get hook up on me

419
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:16,670
宝贝 别被我迷住了
baby don't get hook up on me

420
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:19,470
我不知道在整个世界范围内你的成功概率有多少
I don't know what your odds are in the world as a whole,

421
00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:23,170
不过就这辆车子里的人来说 你还是很有希望的
But as far as the population of this car goes,