1 00:00:02,698 --> 00:00:05,621 All right! I'm moving my infantry division. 2 00:00:05,844 --> 00:00:08,956 Augmented by bataillon of orcs from Lord of the Rings. 3 00:00:09,167 --> 00:00:10,764 We flank the Tennessee volunteers 4 00:00:10,952 --> 00:00:13,852 and the North, once again, wins the battle of Gettysburg. 5 00:00:14,239 --> 00:00:15,378 Not so fast! 6 00:00:15,543 --> 00:00:17,691 Remember, the South still has two infantry divisions, 7 00:00:17,926 --> 00:00:19,605 plus Superman and Godzilla. 8 00:00:20,197 --> 00:00:23,568 No, orcs are magic. Superman is vulnerable to magic. 9 00:00:23,654 --> 00:00:27,786 Not to mention you already lost Godzilla to the Illinois cavalry and Hulk. 10 00:00:28,399 --> 00:00:32,364 Why don't you just have Robert E. Lee charge the line with Shiva and Ganesh? 11 00:00:32,589 --> 00:00:34,602 - You guys ready to order? - Hang on, honey. 12 00:00:34,779 --> 00:00:36,000 Shiva and Ganesh, 13 00:00:36,247 --> 00:00:38,550 the Hindu gods, against the entire Union army? 14 00:00:38,670 --> 00:00:39,670 And orcs. 15 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,722 I'll be back. 16 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:43,117 Excuse me. 17 00:00:43,237 --> 00:00:45,964 Ganesh is the Remover of Obstacles and Shiva is the Destroyer. 18 00:00:46,140 --> 00:00:48,758 When the smoke clears, Abraham Lincoln will be speaking Hindi 19 00:00:48,911 --> 00:00:50,279 and drinking mint juleps. 20 00:00:50,946 --> 00:00:54,199 My boss says you have to either order or leave and never come back. 21 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:58,031 What do you recommend for someone who worked up a man-sized appetite 22 00:00:58,235 --> 00:01:00,325 from a morning of weight training and cardio funk? 23 00:01:00,504 --> 00:01:01,504 A shower. 24 00:01:02,607 --> 00:01:04,683 I'll take the Heart Smart platter. 25 00:01:05,497 --> 00:01:07,254 All right, thank you, and Sheldon? 26 00:01:07,595 --> 00:01:09,631 We don't eat here. I don't know what's good. 27 00:01:09,881 --> 00:01:12,408 - It's all good. - Statistically unlikely. 28 00:01:13,537 --> 00:01:15,518 Just get a hamburger. You like hamburgers. 29 00:01:15,638 --> 00:01:17,565 I like hamburgers where we usually have them. 30 00:01:17,685 --> 00:01:20,035 You can't make the assumption that I'll like them here. 31 00:01:20,877 --> 00:01:21,899 I'm sorry. 32 00:01:22,155 --> 00:01:24,051 - Give him a hamburger. - Which one? 33 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,071 The Classic Burger, the Ranch House Burger, 34 00:01:26,208 --> 00:01:28,022 the Barbecue Burger, or the Kobe Burger? 35 00:01:28,201 --> 00:01:29,939 Can't we just go to Big Boy? 36 00:01:30,246 --> 00:01:32,796 They only have one burger... the Big Boy. 37 00:01:33,307 --> 00:01:34,938 The Barbecue Burger's like the Big Boy. 38 00:01:35,093 --> 00:01:37,502 Excuse me, in a world that already includes a Big Boy, 39 00:01:37,667 --> 00:01:39,769 why would I settle for something like a Big Boy? 40 00:01:40,013 --> 00:01:41,903 Because you're not at Big Boy! 41 00:01:43,307 --> 00:01:45,901 - Fine, I'll have the Barbecue Burger. - Make it two. 42 00:01:46,021 --> 00:01:48,253 Waitresses don't yell at you at Big Boy. 43 00:01:49,371 --> 00:01:51,030 Hey, Leonard. Hi, guys. 44 00:01:51,204 --> 00:01:52,272 Hi, Leslie. 45 00:01:52,392 --> 00:01:53,690 I didn't know you ate here. 46 00:01:53,826 --> 00:01:55,942 We don't. This is a disturbing aberration. 47 00:01:56,289 --> 00:01:57,433 Leslie, this is Penny. 48 00:01:57,553 --> 00:01:59,453 She lives across the hall from Sheldon and me. 49 00:01:59,586 --> 00:02:02,075 And walks in quiet beauty like the night. 50 00:02:03,128 --> 00:02:05,020 Howard, I've asked you not to do that. 51 00:02:06,269 --> 00:02:08,565 Leslie and I do research together at the university. 52 00:02:09,347 --> 00:02:10,929 Wow, a girl scientist. 53 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,324 Yep, come for the breasts, stay for the brains. 54 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:16,002 Glad I ran into you. 55 00:02:16,096 --> 00:02:18,551 The Physics Department string quartet needs a new cellist. 56 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,061 What happened to Elliot Wong? 57 00:02:20,213 --> 00:02:22,210 He switched over to high-energy radiation research, 58 00:02:22,364 --> 00:02:24,134 had a little mishap, and now the other guys 59 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:25,967 are uncomfortable sitting next to him. 60 00:02:26,537 --> 00:02:28,486 - You're in? - Yeah, sure, why not? 61 00:02:28,856 --> 00:02:30,976 Great, we rehearse on Tuesdays at your place. 62 00:02:31,096 --> 00:02:32,136 Why at my place? 63 00:02:32,309 --> 00:02:35,592 Department of Energy said our regular space is kind of a hot zone. 64 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:38,216 - Nice meeting you. - Yeah, you, too. 65 00:02:39,249 --> 00:02:40,793 I didn't know you played the cello. 66 00:02:40,966 --> 00:02:43,201 Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard 67 00:02:43,321 --> 00:02:45,519 and putting me in Advanced Placement classes 68 00:02:45,674 --> 00:02:47,604 wasn't getting me beaten up enough. 69 00:02:48,395 --> 00:02:51,232 If you're into music, I happen to be a human beatbox. 70 00:02:51,506 --> 00:02:52,355 Really? 71 00:02:59,277 --> 00:03:01,226 I'm actually not that into music. 72 00:03:02,255 --> 00:03:03,510 Your friend's really cute. 73 00:03:03,703 --> 00:03:05,182 Anything going on with you two? 74 00:03:05,902 --> 00:03:06,902 Leslie? 75 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:08,056 No, no. 76 00:03:08,531 --> 00:03:10,499 - What, are you kidding? - He asked her out once. 77 00:03:10,653 --> 00:03:12,379 It was an embarrassing failure. 78 00:03:12,911 --> 00:03:14,454 - Thank you, Sheldon. - I'm sorry. 79 00:03:14,637 --> 00:03:16,091 Was that supposed to be a secret? 80 00:03:17,420 --> 00:03:19,428 That's too bad. You guys'd make a cute couple. 81 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:22,784 Oh, dear. 82 00:03:23,132 --> 00:03:25,081 - What's the matter? - She didn't take my order. 83 00:03:25,254 --> 00:03:28,228 How can she take your order when you're too neurotic to talk to her? 84 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:31,874 Nevertheless, this will be reflected in her tip. 85 00:03:35,258 --> 00:03:37,554 What did Penny mean, "You'd make a cute couple?" 86 00:03:38,243 --> 00:03:40,021 I assume she meant the two of you together 87 00:03:40,175 --> 00:03:43,384 would constitute a couple that others might consider cute. 88 00:03:45,256 --> 00:03:47,241 An alternate and somewhat less likely interpretation 89 00:03:47,434 --> 00:03:49,438 is that you could manufacture one. 90 00:03:51,003 --> 00:03:53,697 As in, "Look, Leonard and Leslie made Mr. And Mrs. Goldfarb. 91 00:03:53,791 --> 00:03:54,983 Aren't they adorable?" 92 00:03:56,308 --> 00:03:58,397 If Penny didn't know that Leslie had turned me down, 93 00:03:58,552 --> 00:04:00,018 then it would unambiguously mean 94 00:04:00,153 --> 00:04:02,948 that she, Penny, thought I should ask her, Leslie, out, 95 00:04:03,121 --> 00:04:06,093 indicating that she had no interest in me asking her, Penny, out. 96 00:04:06,247 --> 00:04:08,639 But, because she did know that I had asked Leslie out 97 00:04:08,863 --> 00:04:11,532 and that she, Leslie, had turned me down, then she, Penny, 98 00:04:11,667 --> 00:04:13,539 could be offering consolation. 99 00:04:15,528 --> 00:04:18,422 "That's too bad, you would have made a cute couple," 100 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:21,984 but while thinking: "Good, Leonard remains available." 101 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:25,993 You're a lucky man, Leonard. 102 00:04:27,943 --> 00:04:30,392 - How so? - You're talking to one of the three men 103 00:04:30,546 --> 00:04:34,231 in the Western hemisphere capable of following that train of thought. 104 00:04:34,702 --> 00:04:36,161 Well, what do you think? 105 00:04:36,315 --> 00:04:38,926 I said I could follow it. I didn't say I care. 106 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:46,344 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 107 00:05:00,213 --> 00:05:02,266 swsub.com 108 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,559 I admire your fingering. 109 00:05:12,708 --> 00:05:13,708 Thank you. 110 00:05:15,429 --> 00:05:18,145 Maybe sometime you can try that on my instrument. 111 00:05:27,251 --> 00:05:28,814 - G'night, guys. Good job. - Thanks. 112 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:30,415 See you next week. 113 00:05:30,832 --> 00:05:33,578 - That was fun. Thanks for including me. - You're welcome. 114 00:05:33,944 --> 00:05:36,915 If you're up for it, we could practice that middle section again. 115 00:05:37,113 --> 00:05:38,116 Sure, why not? 116 00:05:44,879 --> 00:05:46,487 Just so we're clear, you understand 117 00:05:46,590 --> 00:05:48,501 that me hanging back to practice with you 118 00:05:48,636 --> 00:05:51,086 is a pretext for letting you know that I'm sexually available. 119 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,532 Really? 120 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:01,164 Yeah, I'm good to go. 121 00:06:02,009 --> 00:06:03,833 I thought you weren't interested in me. 122 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:05,772 That was before I saw you handling 123 00:06:05,945 --> 00:06:08,357 that beautiful piece of wood between your legs. 124 00:06:10,491 --> 00:06:11,841 You mean my cello? 125 00:06:12,107 --> 00:06:14,654 No, I mean the obvious, crude, double entendre. 126 00:06:14,849 --> 00:06:16,121 I'm seducing you. 127 00:06:18,064 --> 00:06:19,145 No kidding. 128 00:06:20,356 --> 00:06:22,476 What can I say? I'm a passionate and impulsive woman. 129 00:06:24,612 --> 00:06:25,612 So how about it? 130 00:06:28,541 --> 00:06:29,602 Is it the waitress? 131 00:06:31,446 --> 00:06:32,469 What about her? 132 00:06:32,681 --> 00:06:35,036 I thought I saw your pupils dilate when you looked at her. 133 00:06:35,209 --> 00:06:38,431 Which, unless you're a heroin addict, points to sexual attraction. 134 00:06:39,969 --> 00:06:41,918 I did have a poppy seed bagel for breakfast. 135 00:06:42,072 --> 00:06:44,982 Which could cause a positive urine test for opiates, 136 00:06:45,112 --> 00:06:46,815 but certainly not dilate my pupils. 137 00:06:46,970 --> 00:06:49,516 So I guess there was no point in bringing it up. 138 00:06:50,739 --> 00:06:52,424 You and the waitress then. 139 00:06:52,668 --> 00:06:53,668 No... no. 140 00:06:53,870 --> 00:06:56,344 There's nothing going on between Penny and me. 141 00:06:56,931 --> 00:06:58,972 So you're open to a sexual relationship? 142 00:07:00,444 --> 00:07:02,084 Yeah, yeah, I guess I am. 143 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:04,888 - Good. - Yeah, it is. It is good. 144 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,841 Did you want to start now? 145 00:07:09,378 --> 00:07:11,232 Why don't we finish the section first? 146 00:07:12,595 --> 00:07:14,571 A little musical foreplay. Terrific. 147 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:37,084 I'm good to go. 148 00:07:37,344 --> 00:07:38,347 Me, too. 149 00:07:50,321 --> 00:07:51,710 Hey, Sheldon. What's going on? 150 00:07:52,038 --> 00:07:54,277 I need your opinion on a matter of semiotics. 151 00:07:54,837 --> 00:07:55,869 I'm sorry? 152 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,406 Semiotics. The study of signs and symbols. 153 00:07:58,561 --> 00:08:01,232 It's a branch of philosophy related to linguistics. 154 00:08:03,009 --> 00:08:06,632 Okay, sweetie, I know you think you're explaing yourself, 155 00:08:06,805 --> 00:08:08,387 but you're really not. 156 00:08:10,878 --> 00:08:12,170 Just come with me. 157 00:08:16,952 --> 00:08:18,906 - Well? - Well, what? 158 00:08:19,433 --> 00:08:20,783 What does it mean? 159 00:08:21,628 --> 00:08:23,621 Oh, come on, you went to college. 160 00:08:23,799 --> 00:08:25,091 Yes, but I was 11. 161 00:08:27,994 --> 00:08:30,073 All right, look, a tie on the doorknob usually means 162 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:31,840 someone doesn't want to be disturbed 163 00:08:32,014 --> 00:08:35,088 because, they're... you know, gettin' busy. 164 00:08:37,287 --> 00:08:39,178 So you're saying Leonard has a girl in there? 165 00:08:39,409 --> 00:08:41,708 Well, either that or he's lost his tie rack 166 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:43,913 and gotten really into Bryan Adams. 167 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:47,277 Oh, Leonard, you magnificent beast. 168 00:08:50,970 --> 00:08:53,063 We really shouldn't be standing here. 169 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:56,985 This is very awkward. 170 00:08:57,487 --> 00:09:00,591 Oh, come on, Leonard's had girls over before, right? 171 00:09:01,339 --> 00:09:04,955 Yes, but there's usually planning, courtship, advance notice... 172 00:09:06,243 --> 00:09:10,104 Last time, I was able to book a cruise to the Arctic to see a solar eclipse. 173 00:09:11,522 --> 00:09:14,808 You had to leave the state because your roommate was having sex? 174 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,034 I didn't have to. The dates just happened to coincide. 175 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,048 So, do you know who's in there? 176 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,722 Well, there's Leonard. 177 00:09:29,317 --> 00:09:32,893 And he's either with Leslie Winkle or a 1930s gangster. 178 00:09:36,937 --> 00:09:38,211 Good for him. 179 00:09:39,091 --> 00:09:40,710 Good for Leonard. 180 00:09:42,545 --> 00:09:43,617 Okay, g'night. 181 00:09:43,829 --> 00:09:45,279 No, no, wait, hold on. 182 00:09:45,490 --> 00:09:46,570 What's the matter? 183 00:09:47,172 --> 00:09:48,903 I don't know what the protocol is here. 184 00:09:50,816 --> 00:09:52,440 Do I stay? Do I leave? 185 00:09:52,962 --> 00:09:55,564 Do I wait to greet them with a refreshing beverage? 186 00:09:58,394 --> 00:09:59,853 You're asking the wrong girl. 187 00:10:00,002 --> 00:10:01,921 I'm usually on the other side of the tie. 188 00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,156 Hi, Leonard? 189 00:10:27,576 --> 00:10:29,902 It's me, Sheldon... 190 00:10:32,177 --> 00:10:33,558 In the living room. 191 00:10:34,079 --> 00:10:36,417 I just... I wanted you to know I saw the tie. 192 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:37,944 Message received. 193 00:10:41,899 --> 00:10:43,094 You're welcome. 194 00:10:44,994 --> 00:10:45,997 You carry on. 195 00:10:46,149 --> 00:10:47,768 Give my best to Leslie. 196 00:11:26,630 --> 00:11:27,806 Big Boy... 197 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,599 Someone touched my board. 198 00:11:58,358 --> 00:11:59,805 Oh, God, my board! 199 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,736 Hey, what's the matter? 200 00:12:07,949 --> 00:12:10,130 My equations, someone's tampered with my equations. 201 00:12:10,483 --> 00:12:11,969 - Are you sure? - Of course I am. 202 00:12:12,104 --> 00:12:14,226 Look at the beta function of quantum chromodynamics. 203 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,943 The sign's been changed. 204 00:12:16,845 --> 00:12:17,845 Oh, yeah. 205 00:12:18,252 --> 00:12:20,430 But doesn't that fix the problem you've been having? 206 00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:22,943 Are you insane? Are you out of your mind? 207 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:23,846 Are you— Look! 208 00:12:23,996 --> 00:12:26,311 That fixes the problem I've been having. 209 00:12:27,713 --> 00:12:28,869 You're welcome. 210 00:12:30,772 --> 00:12:32,121 You did this? 211 00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:36,124 I noticed it when I got up to get a glass of water. So I fixed it. 212 00:12:36,259 --> 00:12:39,233 Now you can show that quarks are asymptotically free at high energies. 213 00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:40,432 Pretty cool, huh? 214 00:12:42,755 --> 00:12:43,776 "Cool"? 215 00:12:45,017 --> 00:12:47,913 Listen, I've got to get to the lab. Thanks for a great night. 216 00:12:49,663 --> 00:12:51,129 Thank you. I'll see you at work. 217 00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:53,285 Hold on. Hold on! 218 00:12:54,244 --> 00:12:56,346 - What? - Who told you you could touch my board? 219 00:12:57,112 --> 00:12:57,966 No one. 220 00:12:58,134 --> 00:13:00,267 I don't come into your house and touch your board. 221 00:13:00,707 --> 00:13:02,958 There are no incorrect equations on my board. 222 00:13:06,496 --> 00:13:07,748 Oh, that is so... 223 00:13:08,317 --> 00:13:09,281 so... 224 00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:14,986 Sorry, I've got to run. If you come up with an adjective, text me. 225 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,671 Inconsiderate. 226 00:13:19,814 --> 00:13:22,307 That is the adjective, "inconsiderate. " 227 00:13:24,362 --> 00:13:27,196 You can stare at your board all day. She's still going to be right. 228 00:13:27,388 --> 00:13:29,212 I'm not staring, I'm hauling. 229 00:13:31,736 --> 00:13:32,736 So... 230 00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:34,499 how's it going? 231 00:13:37,891 --> 00:13:39,124 Pretty good. 232 00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:43,596 Just pretty good? I'd think you were doing very good. 233 00:13:45,406 --> 00:13:47,838 Pretty, very... there's really no objective scale 234 00:13:47,991 --> 00:13:51,041 for delineating variations of "good." Why do you ask? 235 00:13:51,668 --> 00:13:53,064 Well, a little bird told me 236 00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:55,434 that you and Leslie hooked up last night. 237 00:14:00,527 --> 00:14:02,983 So, is it serious? Do you like her? 238 00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:04,582 I don't... 239 00:14:06,735 --> 00:14:08,669 That's really two different questions. 240 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,119 I'm not... 241 00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:11,896 Sheldon, we have to go! 242 00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:15,622 You're wound awfully tight for a man who's just had sexual intercourse. 243 00:14:18,087 --> 00:14:20,953 All right, I'll talk to you later, but I am so happy for you. 244 00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:24,264 Thank you. 245 00:14:27,531 --> 00:14:29,881 What did she mean she's happy for me? 246 00:14:30,590 --> 00:14:32,206 Is she happy that I'm seeing someone? 247 00:14:32,415 --> 00:14:34,372 Or is she happy because she thinks that I am? 248 00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:37,324 Because anyone who cared for someone would want them to be happy. 249 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:41,105 Even if the reason for their happiness made the first person unhappy. 250 00:14:41,862 --> 00:14:43,928 Because the second person, though happy, 251 00:14:44,081 --> 00:14:47,112 is now romantically unavailable to the first person. 252 00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:51,540 Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call? 253 00:14:55,168 --> 00:14:56,168 You know what? 254 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,407 I'm being ridiculous. 255 00:14:59,437 --> 00:15:01,073 Who cares what Penny thinks? 256 00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:03,667 Leslie is a terrific girl. She's attractive. 257 00:15:03,787 --> 00:15:06,285 We like each other. She's extremely intelligent... 258 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:09,215 - She's not that intelligent. - She fixed your equation. 259 00:15:09,485 --> 00:15:11,422 - She got lucky. - You don't believe in luck. 260 00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,163 I don't have to believe in it for her to be lucky. 261 00:15:15,263 --> 00:15:17,992 Regardless, I have a chance at a real relationship with Leslie. 262 00:15:18,112 --> 00:15:19,477 I'm not going to pass that up 263 00:15:19,643 --> 00:15:21,862 for some hypothetical future of happiness with a woman 264 00:15:22,287 --> 00:15:24,399 who may or may not want me to be happy, 265 00:15:24,613 --> 00:15:27,369 with a woman who is currently making me happy. 266 00:15:30,126 --> 00:15:31,576 I still don't care. 267 00:15:41,997 --> 00:15:45,317 Careful, Leonard. Liquid nitrogen, 320 degrees below zero. 268 00:15:54,106 --> 00:15:56,550 Why are you smashing a flash-frozen banana? 269 00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:59,771 Because I got a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife. 270 00:16:01,923 --> 00:16:02,923 So anyway... 271 00:16:04,428 --> 00:16:05,428 Hello. 272 00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,643 What are you doing? 273 00:16:10,374 --> 00:16:11,936 Just extending the intimacy. 274 00:16:12,444 --> 00:16:14,563 Do you want to slip over to the radiation lab 275 00:16:14,790 --> 00:16:17,040 and share a decontamination shower? 276 00:16:21,677 --> 00:16:24,358 What exactly do you think's going on between us? 277 00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:29,252 I'm not sure, but I think I'm about to discover how the banana felt. 278 00:16:33,716 --> 00:16:35,974 Listen, neither of us are neuroscientists, 279 00:16:36,224 --> 00:16:38,127 but we both understand the biochemistry of sex. 280 00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:39,716 I mean, dopamine in our brains 281 00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:41,809 is released across synapses, causing pleasure. 282 00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:44,524 You stick electrodes in a rat's brain, give him an orgasm button, 283 00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:46,683 he'll push that thing until he starves to death. 284 00:16:47,942 --> 00:16:49,304 Well, who wouldn't? 285 00:16:49,795 --> 00:16:51,820 Well, the only difference between us and the rat 286 00:16:51,951 --> 00:16:54,228 is that you can't stick an electrode in our hypothalamus. 287 00:16:54,383 --> 00:16:55,832 That's where you come in. 288 00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,693 Yeah, well, I'm just glad to be a part of it. 289 00:17:02,177 --> 00:17:03,354 So what happens now? 290 00:17:03,566 --> 00:17:07,123 I don't know about your sex drive, but I'm probably good till New Year's. 291 00:17:12,690 --> 00:17:14,252 - Thank you. - Thank you. 292 00:17:17,775 --> 00:17:19,415 You want to make plans for New Year's? 293 00:17:19,617 --> 00:17:20,987 Please. You're smothering me. 294 00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:25,823 Look. It's Dr. Stud! 295 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:28,902 Dr. What? 296 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,725 The blogosphere is a-buzzin' with news of you and Leslie Winkle 297 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:34,080 making eine kleine bang-bang musik. 298 00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:37,370 How did it get on the Internet? 299 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,742 I put it there. 300 00:17:39,938 --> 00:17:41,403 How did you know about it? 301 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:43,116 A little bird told us. 302 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,961 Apparently, you are a magnificent beast. 303 00:17:50,076 --> 00:17:51,375 That part's true. 304 00:17:56,750 --> 00:17:58,950 I think I may have misjudged this restaurant. 305 00:17:59,196 --> 00:18:01,175 - No kidding. - I don't want to go out on a limb, 306 00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:04,277 but I think we may be looking at my new Tuesday hamburger. 307 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:08,614 Your old Tuesday hamburger will be so brokenhearted. 308 00:18:10,212 --> 00:18:12,966 Way ahead of you. I was thinking of moving Big Boy to Thursdays, 309 00:18:13,120 --> 00:18:14,969 and just dropping Souplantation. 310 00:18:16,417 --> 00:18:17,417 Really? 311 00:18:17,908 --> 00:18:20,934 The name always confused me anyway. Souplantation. 312 00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:22,733 You can't grow soup. 313 00:18:26,209 --> 00:18:27,952 So, how's everything? 314 00:18:28,328 --> 00:18:31,091 Terrific. You'll be happy to know that I plan to come here 315 00:18:31,271 --> 00:18:33,216 every Tuesday night for the foreseeable future. 316 00:18:33,344 --> 00:18:34,365 Really? 317 00:18:37,028 --> 00:18:39,767 Who do I speak to about permanently reserving this table? 318 00:18:40,832 --> 00:18:42,896 I don't know... A psychiatrist? 319 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,060 So, hey, 320 00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,887 how are things with you and Leslie? 321 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,486 To be honest, I don't think it's going to work out. 322 00:18:54,093 --> 00:18:55,385 Oh, that's too bad. 323 00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,027 Hey, don't worry. 324 00:18:57,201 --> 00:19:00,404 I'm sure there's someone out there who's just right for you. 325 00:19:03,506 --> 00:19:05,107 What did she mean by that? 326 00:19:06,340 --> 00:19:08,257 Was that just a generic platitude, 327 00:19:08,411 --> 00:19:10,359 or was that a subtle bid for attention? 328 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,441 You know why this hamburger surpasses the Big Boy? 329 00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:19,303 This is a single-decker hamburger, whereas the Big Boy is a double-decker. 330 00:19:19,477 --> 00:19:22,737 This has a much more satisfying meat-to-bun-to-condiment ratio. 331 00:19:24,274 --> 00:19:25,849 Are you even listening to me? 332 00:19:26,061 --> 00:19:29,676 Of course, I'm listening. Blah, blah, hopeless Penny delusion... 333 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,531 Okay, then. 334 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:38,735 You know, you can grow the ingredients for soup. 335 00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:49,575 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org