1 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,051 Okay, if no one else will say it, I will. 2 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,721 We really suck at paintball. 3 00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,807 That was absolutely humiliating. 4 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,977 Oh, come on. Some battles you win, some battles you lose. 5 00:00:20,145 --> 00:00:25,524 Yes, but you don't have to lose to Kyle Bernstein's bar mitzvah party. 6 00:00:26,234 --> 00:00:31,405 I think we have to acknowledge, those were some fairly savage preadolescent Jews. 7 00:00:33,533 --> 00:00:35,868 No, we were annihilated by our own incompetence... 8 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:39,121 and the inability of some people to follow the chain of command. 9 00:00:39,289 --> 00:00:40,622 Sheldon, let it go. 10 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:45,044 No, I wanna talk about the fact that Wolowitz shot me in the back. 11 00:00:45,628 --> 00:00:49,840 I shot you for a good reason. You were leading us into disaster. 12 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,426 I was giving clear, concise orders. 13 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,011 You hid behind a tree yelling: 14 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:57,014 "Get the kid in the yarmulke! Get the kid in the yarmulke!" 15 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,640 - Oh, hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Penny. 16 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,517 - Hello. - Morning, ma'am. 17 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,562 So how was paintball? Did you have fun? 18 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:07,649 Sure, if you consider being fragged by your own troops fun. 19 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,653 You clear a space on your calendar. There will be an inquiry. 20 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,405 Okay. Um... 21 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,408 I'm having a party on Saturday, so if you're around, come by. 22 00:01:16,576 --> 00:01:17,743 - A party? - Yeah. 23 00:01:17,911 --> 00:01:20,829 A boy-girl party? 24 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,249 There will be boys and there will be girls... 25 00:01:24,417 --> 00:01:26,001 and it is a party, so... 26 00:01:26,169 --> 00:01:29,129 Just a bunch of my friends, have some beer, do a little dancing. 27 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,422 - Dancing? - Yeah. 28 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,674 - I don't know, Penny... - Thing is, we're not... 29 00:01:32,842 --> 00:01:34,551 - We're really more of a... - No. 30 00:01:36,054 --> 00:01:38,138 But thanks. Thanks for thinking of us. 31 00:01:38,306 --> 00:01:39,932 Are you sure? It's Halloween. 32 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,475 A Halloween party? 33 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,060 As in costumes? 34 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:44,603 Well, yeah. 35 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:52,074 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 36 00:01:53,404 --> 00:01:54,863 Is there a theme? 37 00:01:55,031 --> 00:01:56,573 Um, yeah, Halloween. 38 00:01:57,367 --> 00:02:00,244 Yes, but are the costumes random or genre-specific? 39 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:03,539 As usual, I'm not following. 40 00:02:03,706 --> 00:02:06,875 He's asking if we can come as anyone from science fiction... 41 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,127 - ... fantasy... - Sure. 42 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,586 - Comic books? - Fine. 43 00:02:09,754 --> 00:02:11,213 - Anime? - Of course. 44 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,799 TV, film, D&D, manga. Greek, Roman, Norse gods... 45 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,050 Anything you want. 46 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,095 Okay? Any costume you want. 47 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:20,806 Bye. 48 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:25,144 Gentlemen, to the sewing machines. 49 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,505 I'll get it. 50 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:04,892 Psshoo. 51 00:03:08,229 --> 00:03:09,730 Oh, no. 52 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:12,149 Oh, no. 53 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,820 Make way for the fastest man alive. 54 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:18,322 Oh, no. 55 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:21,283 See, this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting. 56 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:23,785 We all have other costumes. We can change. 57 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,872 Or we could walk right behind each other all night. 58 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:29,750 It'll look like one person going really fast. 59 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,258 No, no, no. 60 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:42,429 It's a boy-girl party, this Flash runs solo. 61 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,599 Okay, how about this? Nobody gets to be the Flash. 62 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:46,808 We all change. Agreed? 63 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,187 Agreed. 64 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,731 I call Frodo! 65 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,149 Damn. 66 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,616 Hey. 67 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:08,538 Sorry I'm late, but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus. 68 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,832 - You went with Thor? - What? 69 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,877 Just because I'm Indian, I can't be a Norse god? 70 00:04:14,045 --> 00:04:17,005 No, no, no, Raj has to be an Indian god. 71 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,465 That's racism. 72 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:22,219 I mean, look at Wolowitz. He's not English, but he's dressed like Peter Pan. 73 00:04:23,888 --> 00:04:27,557 Sheldon is neither sound nor light, but he's obviously the Doppler effect. 74 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:35,732 - I'm not Peter Pan, I'm Robin Hood. - Really? 75 00:04:36,192 --> 00:04:39,486 Because I saw Peter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. 76 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:44,866 She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look, man. 77 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,870 Sheldon, there's something I wanna talk to you about before we go. 78 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:53,083 I don't care if anybody gets it, I'm going as the Doppler effect. 79 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:58,005 - No, it's not that... - If I have to, I can demonstrate: Vroom. 80 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:03,218 Terrific. Um... 81 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,263 This party is my first chance for Penny... 82 00:05:06,431 --> 00:05:09,516 to see me in the context of her social group... 83 00:05:09,684 --> 00:05:12,352 and I need you not to embarrass me tonight. 84 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,522 What exactly do you mean by embarrass you? 85 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:21,695 For example, tonight, no one needs to know that my middle name is Leakey. 86 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:23,864 But there's nothing embarrassing about that. 87 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,242 Your father worked with Louis Leakey, a great anthropologist. 88 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,953 It had nothing to do with your bed-wetting. 89 00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:34,416 All I'm saying is that this party is the perfect opportunity... 90 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,627 for Penny to see me as a member of her peer group... 91 00:05:37,795 --> 00:05:41,048 a potential close friend and perhaps more. 92 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,260 I don't wanna look like a dork. 93 00:05:55,271 --> 00:05:57,439 Just a heads up, fellas, if anyone gets lucky... 94 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,150 I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver. 95 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:03,445 Oh, hey, guys. 96 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:05,155 Hey, sorry we're late. 97 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:07,157 Late? It's 7:05. 98 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:09,368 And you said the party starts at 7. 99 00:06:09,535 --> 00:06:15,248 Yeah, I mean, when you start a party at 7, no one shows up at, you know, 7. 100 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:17,417 It's 7:05. 101 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,961 Yes, yes, it is. 102 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:22,464 Okay, well, um, come on in. 103 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:33,100 What, are all the girls in the bathroom? 104 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:35,811 Probably, but in their own homes. 105 00:06:37,438 --> 00:06:39,981 So, what time does the costume parade start? 106 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:41,983 The parade? 107 00:06:42,151 --> 00:06:44,986 Yeah, so the judges can give out the prizes for best costume. 108 00:06:45,154 --> 00:06:46,905 Most frightening, most authentic... 109 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,742 most accurate visualization of a scientific principle. 110 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:53,995 Oh, Sheldon, I'm sorry... 111 00:06:54,163 --> 00:06:58,333 but there aren't gonna be any parades or judges or prizes. 112 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:02,045 This party is just going to suck. 113 00:07:02,213 --> 00:07:05,006 No, come on, it's gonna be fun. And you all look great. 114 00:07:05,174 --> 00:07:08,051 I mean, look at you, Thor, and, oh, Peter Pan. 115 00:07:08,219 --> 00:07:10,303 That's so cute. 116 00:07:10,471 --> 00:07:13,598 - Actually, Penny, he's Robin... - I'm Peter Pan. 117 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:17,853 And I've got a handful of pixie dust with your name on it. 118 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:20,564 No, you don't. 119 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:26,987 - Hey, what's Sheldon supposed to be? - Oh, he's the Doppler effect. 120 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:29,865 Yes, it's the apparent change in the frequency of a wave... 121 00:07:30,032 --> 00:07:33,743 caused by relative motion between the source of the wave and the observer. 122 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:39,291 Oh, sure, I see it now. The Doppler effect. 123 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,003 All right, I gotta shower. You guys, um, make yourselves comfortable. 124 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,046 Okay. 125 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:48,842 See? People get it. 126 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:05,775 Mm. By Odin's beard, this is good Chex Mix. 127 00:08:05,943 --> 00:08:07,319 No, thanks. Peanuts. 128 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,530 I can't afford to swell up in these tights. 129 00:08:10,698 --> 00:08:11,907 I'm confused. 130 00:08:12,074 --> 00:08:14,951 If there's no costume parade, what are we doing here? 131 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,705 We're socializing, meeting new people. 132 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:21,208 Telepathically? 133 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:24,711 - Oh, hey. When did you get here? Hi. 134 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:28,256 Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen. 135 00:08:28,424 --> 00:08:30,258 And that includes Halle Berry's. 136 00:08:30,426 --> 00:08:33,261 She's not Catwoman. She's just a generic cat. 137 00:08:33,429 --> 00:08:35,305 And that's the kind of sloppy costuming... 138 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,725 which results from a lack of rules and competition. 139 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:43,271 Hey, guys, check out the sexy nurse. 140 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:48,610 I believe it's time for me to turn my head and cough. 141 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:52,989 - What is your move? - I'm going to use the mirror technique. 142 00:08:53,157 --> 00:08:55,992 She brushes her hair back, I brush mine. She shrugs, I shrug. 143 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,663 Subconsciously, she's thinking, "We're in sync. We belong together." 144 00:08:59,830 --> 00:09:01,998 Where do you get this stuff? 145 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:05,001 You know, psychology journals, Internet research. 146 00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:09,130 And there's this great show on VH1 about how to pick up girls. 147 00:09:11,634 --> 00:09:13,635 Oh, if only I had his confidence. 148 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,096 I have such difficulty speaking to women... 149 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:20,475 or around women, or at times even effeminate men. 150 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:23,770 If that's a working stethoscope... 151 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:26,481 maybe you'd like to hear my heart skip a beat. 152 00:09:27,316 --> 00:09:28,608 No, thanks. 153 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:31,945 No, seriously, you can. I have transient idiopathic arrhythmia. 154 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:35,699 So take my money 155 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,785 Take my money 156 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:41,663 I wanna get to know Penny's friends. I just... 157 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,332 I don't know how to talk to these people. 158 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:48,461 - Well, I actually might be able to help. - How so? 159 00:09:48,629 --> 00:09:51,131 Like Jane Goodall observing the apes... 160 00:09:51,299 --> 00:09:55,010 I initially saw their interactions as confusing and unstructured. 161 00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:56,219 But patterns emerge. 162 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:59,806 They have their own language, if you will. 163 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,142 Go on. 164 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,645 Well, it seems that the newcomer approaches the existing group... 165 00:10:05,813 --> 00:10:08,356 with the greeting, "How wasted am I?" 166 00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:12,319 Which is met with an approving chorus of "Dude." 167 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,195 Then what happens? 168 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:16,031 That's as far as I've gotten. 169 00:10:17,491 --> 00:10:18,825 This is ridiculous. 170 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,994 - I'm jumping in. - Good luck. 171 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,537 No, you're coming with me. 172 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:24,706 Oh, I hardly think so. 173 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:25,915 Come on. 174 00:10:26,542 --> 00:10:30,712 - Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you? - Yes, but I need a wingman. 175 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,673 All right, but if we're going to use flight metaphors... 176 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:38,511 I'm much more suited to being the guy from the FAA analyzing wreckage. 177 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,931 Oh, hi. 178 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,350 - Hi. - Hello. 179 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,518 So, what are you supposed to be? 180 00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,228 Me? 181 00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,481 I'll give you a hint. 182 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,232 Vroom. 183 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,610 A choo-choo train? 184 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,904 Close. 185 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,864 Vroom. 186 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,116 A brain-damaged choo-choo train? 187 00:11:02,411 --> 00:11:05,413 How wasted am I? 188 00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,207 Dancing all by myself 189 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:10,585 Cannot control the beat When you make me weak 190 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:14,464 Vroom. 191 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:17,717 I still don't get it. 192 00:11:17,885 --> 00:11:19,636 I'm the Doppler effect. 193 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:22,222 Okay, if that is some sort of learning disability... 194 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,557 I think it's very insensitive. 195 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:28,395 Why don't you just tell people you're a zebra? 196 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:32,315 Why don't you just tell people you're one of the seven dwarves? 197 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,608 Because I'm Frodo. 198 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:36,695 Yes, well, I'm the Doppler effect. 199 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,656 - Oh, no. - What? 200 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:41,825 That's Penny's ex-boyfriend. 201 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,702 What do you suppose he's doing here? 202 00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:47,080 Besides disrupting the local gravity field. 203 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,875 If he were any bigger, he'd have moons orbiting him. 204 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:53,294 - Oh, snap. - Ha-ha. 205 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:56,047 So I guess we'll be leaving now. 206 00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:57,966 Why should we leave? 207 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:01,761 For all we know, he crashed the party and Penny doesn't even want him here. 208 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:05,849 You have a backup hypothesis? 209 00:12:06,016 --> 00:12:07,934 Maybe they just wanna be friends. 210 00:12:08,477 --> 00:12:12,439 Or maybe she wants to be friends and he wants something more. 211 00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:14,357 Then he and I are on equal ground. 212 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:17,819 Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is. 213 00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:23,283 Look, if this was 15,000 years ago, by virtue of his size and strength... 214 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:26,161 Kurt would be entitled to his choice of female partners. 215 00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:29,330 And male partners, animal partners, large primordial eggplants... 216 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:32,000 pretty much whatever tickled his fancy. 217 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,253 Yes, but our society has undergone a paradigm shift. 218 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,674 In the information age, Sheldon, you and I are the alpha males. 219 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:42,343 - And we shouldn't have to back down. - True. 220 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:45,680 Why don't you text him that and see if he backs down? 221 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,016 No. 222 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:52,103 I'm going to assert my dominance face to face. 223 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,354 Face to face? 224 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:57,192 Are you gonna wait for him to sit down or you gonna stand on the coffee table? 225 00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,445 Hello, Penny. Hello, Kurt. 226 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,405 Oh, hey, guys. You having a good time? 227 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:04,199 Given the reaction to my costume... 228 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:08,203 this party is a scathing indictment of the American education system. 229 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:10,288 What? You're a zebra, right? 230 00:13:11,373 --> 00:13:13,875 Yet another child left behind. 231 00:13:14,543 --> 00:13:16,711 And what are you supposed to be, an elf? 232 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,087 No, I'm a hobbit. 233 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:19,547 What's the difference? 234 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:22,717 A hobbit is a mortal, halfling inhabitant of Middle-earth... 235 00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:26,012 whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior. 236 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,057 So why the hell would you wanna be a hobbit? 237 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,520 Because he's neither tall nor immortal, and none of us could be the Flash. 238 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:38,775 Well, whatever. Why don't you go hop off on a quest? I'm talking to Penny here. 239 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,902 I think we're all talking to Penny here. 240 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,445 I'm not. No offense. 241 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,198 Okay, maybe you didn't hear me. 242 00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:47,408 - Go away. - All right, Kurt, be nice. 243 00:13:47,576 --> 00:13:50,161 Oh, I am being nice. 244 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:52,121 Right, little buddy? 245 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,415 - Kurt. - Okay. 246 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,419 I understand your impulse to try to physically intimidate me. 247 00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:01,047 You can't compete with me on an intellectual level... 248 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:04,008 and so you're driven to animalistic puffery. 249 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,427 You calling me a puffy animal? 250 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,720 Oh, of course not. 251 00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:10,223 No, he's not. You're not, right, Leonard? 252 00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,351 No, I said animalistic. 253 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,019 Of course, we're all animals... 254 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,565 but some of us have climbed a little higher on the evolutionary tree. 255 00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:20,900 If he understands that, you're in trouble. 256 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,944 So what? I'm unevolved? 257 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,362 You're in trouble. 258 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:28,616 You know, you use a lot of big words for such a little dwarf. 259 00:14:28,784 --> 00:14:29,826 Okay, Kurt, please. 260 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,286 Look, Penny, it's okay. 261 00:14:31,453 --> 00:14:32,704 I can handle this. 262 00:14:33,455 --> 00:14:36,624 I am not a dwarf, I'm a hobbit. 263 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:37,834 A hobbit. 264 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:41,254 Are misfiring neurons in your hippocampus preventing the conversion... 265 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:43,256 from short-term to long-term memory? 266 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,886 Okay, now you're starting to make me mad. 267 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:52,891 A Homo habilis discovering his opposable thumbs says, "What?" 268 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,268 - What? - Ha-ha. 269 00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,190 I think I've made my point. 270 00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:04,360 Yeah? How about I make a point out of your pointy little head? 271 00:15:04,528 --> 00:15:08,489 Let me remind you, while my moral support is absolute, in a physical confrontation... 272 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:10,325 I will be less than useless. 273 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:12,452 There's not going to be a confrontation. 274 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:16,539 In fact, I doubt if he can even spell confrontation. 275 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,377 C-O-N... 276 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,546 Frontation. 277 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:27,050 - Kurt, put him down this instant. - He started it. 278 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,094 I don't care, I'm finishing it. Put him down. 279 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,846 Fine. 280 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:35,934 You're one lucky little leprechaun. 281 00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,020 He's a hobbit. 282 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,022 I got your back. 283 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,066 Leonard, are you okay? 284 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,068 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 285 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,445 I can't afford you 286 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:51,449 It's a good party. Thanks for having... It's just getting a little late, so... 287 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:55,119 Oh. Okay. All right. Well, thank you for coming. 288 00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,247 I had nothing to do with 289 00:15:58,415 --> 00:15:59,624 Happy Halloween. 290 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,712 If it's any consolation... 291 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:08,508 I thought that Homo habilis line really put him in his place. 292 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,019 - What's that? - Tea. 293 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:21,896 When people are upset... 294 00:16:22,064 --> 00:16:25,316 the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages. 295 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,366 There, there. 296 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,328 You wanna talk about it? 297 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:39,539 - No. - Good. 298 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,625 "There, there" was really all I had. 299 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:47,088 - Good night, Sheldon. - Good night, Leonard. 300 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,388 - Hey, Leonard? - Hi, Penny. 301 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:57,807 Hey, I just wanted to make sure you were okay. 302 00:16:57,975 --> 00:17:00,101 I'm fine. 303 00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,563 I am so sorry about what happened. 304 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,356 It's not your fault. 305 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,942 Yes, it is. That's why I broke up with him. 306 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,695 He always does stuff like that. 307 00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,948 So why was he at your party? 308 00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:18,619 Well, I ran into him last week... 309 00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:22,248 and he was just all apologetic about how he's changed. 310 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:25,501 He was just going on and on, and I believed him. 311 00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:28,838 And I'm an idiot, because I always believe guys like that. 312 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:32,050 And I can't go back to my party because he's there. 313 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:36,220 And I know you don't wanna hear this. I'm upset and really drunk and I just wanna... 314 00:17:45,397 --> 00:17:47,273 There, there. 315 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:52,320 God, what is wrong with me? 316 00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:53,905 Nothing, you're perfect. 317 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,448 Ecch. I'm not perfect. 318 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,908 Yes, you are. 319 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,913 You really think so, don't you? 320 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,346 - Penny? - Yeah? 321 00:18:19,389 --> 00:18:22,141 How much have you had to drink tonight? 322 00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,271 Just... a lot. 323 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:32,068 Are you sure that your being drunk and your being angry with Kurt... 324 00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,904 doesn't have something to do with what's going on here? 325 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,199 It might. 326 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,578 Boy, you're really smart. 327 00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:45,540 Yeah, I'm a freaking genius. 328 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,921 Leonard, you are so great. 329 00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:54,090 Why can't all guys be like you? 330 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:59,470 Because if all guys were like me, the human race couldn't survive. 331 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,684 I should probably go. 332 00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,102 Probably. 333 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,321 Thank you. 334 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,001 That's right, you saw what you saw. 335 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,672 That's how we roll in the Shire. 336 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,599 Coming. 337 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,105 Hey, have you seen Koothrappali? 338 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,399 He's not here. 339 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,319 Maybe the Avengers summoned him. 340 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,114 He's not the Marvel Comics Thor, he's the original Norse god. 341 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,450 Thank you for the clarification. 342 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,620 - I'm supposed to give him a ride home. - I'm sure he'll be fine. 343 00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,788 He has his hammer. 344 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:13,044 Wow. 345 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,425 I have to say, you are an amazing man. 346 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:22,970 You're gentle and passionate. 347 00:20:23,138 --> 00:20:27,975 And, my God, you are such a good listener. 348 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:12,305 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/gs7e Help other users to choose the best subtitles