1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:03,627 Nice move. I've got it. 2 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:05,754 Take him down. He's got you, Sheldon. 3 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,090 Come on. He's completely schooling you. 4 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:11,343 Hey, guys, some of the other waitresses wanted me to ask you something. 5 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:14,054 - It's Tressling. - It combines the physical strength... 6 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:18,600 of arm wrestling with the mental agility of Tetris into the ultimate sport. 7 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:22,563 That's terrific, but what they wanted me to ask you is to cut it the hell out. 8 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,481 All right, come on, guys. Come on. 9 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:28,569 Happy birthday to you 10 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:30,779 We might as well stop, it's a stalemate. 11 00:00:30,947 --> 00:00:34,908 You're beating me in Tetris, but you've got the upper body strength of a Keebler elf. 12 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:37,369 Keebler elf? I got a Keebler elf right here. 13 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,293 Okay, it's a stalemate. 14 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:49,548 Leonard, will we be seeing you on Saturday for your free birthday cheesecake? 15 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,092 He can't eat cheesecake. He's lactose intolerant. 16 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,719 Okay, he can have carrot cake. 17 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:56,764 - What about the cream-cheese frosting? - He can scrape it off. 18 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,934 Forget about the cake. How did you know my birthday's Saturday? 19 00:01:01,102 --> 00:01:02,561 I did your horoscope, remember? 20 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:06,231 I was gonna do everybody's until Sheldon went on one of his psychotic rants. 21 00:01:07,025 --> 00:01:08,901 For the record, that psychotic rant... 22 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,945 was a concise summation of the research of Bertram Forer... 23 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:14,490 who, in 1948, proved conclusively... 24 00:01:14,657 --> 00:01:16,492 through meticulous experiments... 25 00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,994 that astrology is pseudoscientific hokum. 26 00:01:19,162 --> 00:01:20,996 Blah, blah, blah. Typical Taurus. 27 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:25,084 - So we gonna see you Saturday? - I don't think so. 28 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:27,169 - Why not? - I don't celebrate my birthday. 29 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:28,504 Shut up. Yeah, you do. 30 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,839 It's no big deal. It's the way I was raised. 31 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:33,467 My parents focused on celebrating achievements... 32 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:37,387 and being expelled from a birth canal was not considered one of them. 33 00:01:37,889 --> 00:01:41,058 - That's so silly. - It's actually based on very sound theories. 34 00:01:41,226 --> 00:01:44,144 - His mother published a paper on it. - Well, what was it called? 35 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,688 "I Hate My Son and That's Why He Can't Have Cake"? 36 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,441 It was obviously effective. 37 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,819 Leonard grew up to be an experimental physicist. 38 00:01:51,986 --> 00:01:55,697 Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas, he'd be a little better at it. 39 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,367 Thank you. 40 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:02,371 Well, I love birthdays. Waking up to Mom's special French-toast breakfast... 41 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:06,333 wearing the birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends. 42 00:02:06,501 --> 00:02:08,544 Yeah, see? That's what kids should have. 43 00:02:08,711 --> 00:02:11,088 Actually, that was last year. 44 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:17,386 So you've really never had a birthday party? 45 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,054 No, but it was okay. 46 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:23,475 When I was little, I'd think my parents would change their mind and surprise me. 47 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,145 This one birthday, I came home from my cello lesson... 48 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,272 and I saw strange cars parked out front. 49 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,440 When I got to the door, I hear whispering... 50 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:34,027 and I could smell German chocolate cake, which is my favorite. 51 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:38,740 - And? - It turns out my grandfather had died. 52 00:02:39,409 --> 00:02:41,660 Oh, my God, that's terrible. 53 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,037 Well, it was kind of like a birthday party. 54 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:48,375 I got to see all my cousins, and there was cake, so... 55 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:52,212 - That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. - You think? 56 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,423 Go ahead, tell her about your senior prom. 57 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,619 Make sure they remember, no peanuts. 58 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:27,915 Howard, every Thai restaurant in town knows you can't eat peanuts. 59 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:31,877 When they see me coming, they go, "Ah, no-peanut boy." 60 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:46,391 - Hello, Penny, Leonard just left. - I know, I wanna talk to you. 61 00:03:46,559 --> 00:03:48,227 What would we talk about? 62 00:03:48,478 --> 00:03:50,979 We have no overlapping areas of interest I'm aware of. 63 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:54,399 - As you know, I don't care for chitchat. - Can you just let me in? 64 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:57,778 Well, all right, but I don't see this as a promising endeavor. 65 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,072 Okay, here's the deal. 66 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,158 We'll throw Leonard a kickass surprise party for his birthday. 67 00:04:03,326 --> 00:04:04,326 I hardly think so. 68 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,745 Leonard made it clear he doesn't want a party. 69 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:09,206 Did someone say party? 70 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:13,627 He just doesn't know he wants one, because he's never had one. 71 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,003 I suppose that's possible. 72 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:18,840 But for the record, I've never had a threesome and yet I still know I want one. 73 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:22,219 Here's the difference. 74 00:04:22,387 --> 00:04:25,180 The possibility exists Leonard could have a birthday party... 75 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:27,474 before hell freezes over. 76 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:32,020 Fine. If I do have a threesome, you can't be part of it. 77 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:35,524 I'm just kidding. Yes, you can. 78 00:04:36,776 --> 00:04:38,652 Can you bring a friend? 79 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,739 I think a birthday party is a terrible idea. 80 00:04:42,907 --> 00:04:45,659 I envy Leonard for growing up without that anguish. 81 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:46,868 Anguish? 82 00:04:47,036 --> 00:04:50,122 Year after year, I had to endure wearing conical hats... 83 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:53,625 while being forced into the crowded, sweaty hell of bouncy castles. 84 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,419 Not to mention being blindfolded... 85 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,879 and spun toward a grotesque tailless donkey... 86 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:01,091 as the other children mocked my disorientation. 87 00:05:01,884 --> 00:05:06,179 Okay, sweetie, I understand you have scars that no non-professional can heal... 88 00:05:06,347 --> 00:05:09,224 but nevertheless, we're gonna throw Leonard a birthday party. 89 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,435 I'm extremely uncomfortable with dancing... 90 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:14,855 loud music and most other forms of alcohol-induced frivolity. 91 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,025 - Nevertheless... - In addition... 92 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,652 You either help me throw Leonard a birthday party... 93 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:22,487 or I will go into your bedroom... 94 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,198 and unbag all your mint-condition comic books. 95 00:05:25,366 --> 00:05:29,995 And on one of them... You won't know which... I'll draw a tiny happy face in ink. 96 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:35,876 You can't do that. If you make a mark in a mint comic book, it's no longer mint. 97 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,253 Do you understand the concept of blackmail? 98 00:05:38,421 --> 00:05:40,255 Well, of course, I... Oh. 99 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:45,886 Yeah, I have an idea. Let's throw Leonard a kickass birthday party. 100 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,366 That's not the secret knock. 101 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:11,036 This is the secret knock: 102 00:06:14,457 --> 00:06:15,957 What difference does it make? 103 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:19,127 The point of a secret knock is to establish a nonverbal signal... 104 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:22,005 to verify the identity of one's coconspirators. 105 00:06:22,173 --> 00:06:25,509 Is that Raj and Howard? - Possibly, but unverified. 106 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:27,219 Would you just let us in? 107 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,472 Luckily for you, this is not a nuclear reactor. 108 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,307 So, what'd you get the birthday boy? 109 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:35,435 Raj got him an awesome limited-edition Dark Knight sculpture... 110 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:37,479 based on Alex Ross' definitive Batman. 111 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:41,566 And I got him this amazing autographed copy of The Feynman Lectures on Physics. 112 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:45,112 Nice. I got him a sweater. 113 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:49,449 Okay, well, he might like that. I've seen him get chilly. 114 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:53,620 - Sheldon, I didn't see your present. - That's because I didn't bring one. 115 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:54,913 - Why not? - Don't ask. 116 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,125 The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense. 117 00:06:58,292 --> 00:07:01,461 - Too late. - Let's say I go out and I spend $50 on you. 118 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:04,756 It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need... 119 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:06,508 where you know what you need. 120 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,803 I could simplify things, just give you the $50 directly... 121 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:12,806 and then you could give me $50 on my birthday and so on... 122 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:17,102 until one of us dies, leaving the other one old and $50 richer. 123 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:21,398 And I ask you, is it worth it? 124 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:23,859 Told you not to ask. 125 00:07:24,026 --> 00:07:27,696 Well, Sheldon, you're his friend. Friends give each other presents. 126 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:30,323 I accept your premise, I reject your conclusion. 127 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:36,037 Try telling him it's a non-optional social convention. 128 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:38,832 - What? - Just do it. 129 00:07:41,043 --> 00:07:44,296 It's a non-optional social convention. 130 00:07:45,381 --> 00:07:47,382 Ah, fair enough. 131 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,554 He came with a manual. 132 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:56,391 Question, how am I going to get Leonard a present before the party? 133 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,394 I don't drive and the things available in walking distance... 134 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,396 are a Thai restaurant and a gas station. 135 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:05,734 I could wrap up an order of mee krob and a couple of lottery scratchers. 136 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:09,404 Okay, let's do this. I will drive Sheldon to get a present. 137 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:12,407 - Howard, get rid of Leonard for two hours. - No problem. 138 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:15,911 And then, Raj, you bring the stuff across the hall and start setting up. 139 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:19,331 - What if guests show up? - Entertain them. 140 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,459 What if they're women? 141 00:08:23,377 --> 00:08:26,004 Stare at them and make them feel uncomfortable. 142 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:38,600 - Hey. - Hey. 143 00:08:38,976 --> 00:08:41,144 - How's it going? - Fine. 144 00:08:41,854 --> 00:08:47,442 So listen, the Nuart is showing the revised, definitive cut of Blade Runner. 145 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:48,860 - Seen it. - No. 146 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,738 You've seen the 25th Anniversary Final Cut. 147 00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:55,200 This one has eight seconds of previously-unseen footage. 148 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,036 They say it completely changes the tone of the film. 149 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,205 Pass. 150 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:04,918 Come on. Afterwards, there's a Q&A with Harrison Ford's body double. 151 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,462 Look, I am in the "Halo" battle of my life here. 152 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,215 There's this kid in Copenhagen, he has no immune system. 153 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:13,468 So all he does is sit in his bubble and play "Halo" 24/7. 154 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:15,887 Can't you play him some other time? 155 00:09:16,055 --> 00:09:18,723 Not if you believe his doctors. 156 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,354 Oh, my God, do you smell gas? 157 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:27,315 - No. - Yeah, no. 158 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:33,738 You know, they have DVDs over there. 159 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:37,409 Yes, but they have DVD burners over here. 160 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:40,495 Leonard needs a DVD burner. 161 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,081 Sheldon, a gift shouldn't be something someone needs. 162 00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,499 It should be something fun. 163 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:49,379 - Something they wouldn't buy for themself. - You mean, like a sweater? 164 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:55,594 Well, it's a fun sweater. It's got a bold geometric print. 165 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:58,930 - Is it the geometry that makes it fun? - Okay. 166 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:01,891 The point is, one of the ways we show we care about people... 167 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:05,687 is by putting thought and imagination into the gifts we give them. 168 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,899 - Okay, I see, so not a DVD burner. - Exactly. 169 00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:14,029 Something he wouldn't buy for himself, something fun, something like... Ah! 170 00:10:14,196 --> 00:10:17,157 An 802. 11n wireless router. 171 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,287 Here you go, Copenhagen boy. 172 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,123 How about a taste of Hans Christian hand grenade? 173 00:10:29,378 --> 00:10:30,962 That could not feel good. 174 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:36,718 Come on, come on. Oh, you clever... 175 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:42,015 Come on, come on. 176 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:44,142 Take that. 177 00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,270 Uh-oh. 178 00:10:48,606 --> 00:10:50,607 Uh-oh. 179 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:53,234 - What's the matter? - This granola bar has peanuts in it. 180 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:56,488 - Oh, my God. Why did you eat it? - I don't know, it was just there. 181 00:10:56,656 --> 00:11:00,367 Well, if I had a gun there, would you have shot yourself? 182 00:11:00,534 --> 00:11:01,701 Don't yell at me. 183 00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:04,245 - I've gotta go to the emergency room. - Now? 184 00:11:04,413 --> 00:11:07,499 No, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket. 185 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,752 All right, just let me get my keys. 186 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:14,172 Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God... 187 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:16,675 The laundry is out of the hamper. 188 00:11:20,137 --> 00:11:23,098 Okay, Sheldon, what was it supposed to be? 189 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,309 Fine, it's out of the washer. 190 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,937 I'll call you when it's in the dryer. 191 00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:30,438 All right, let's go. 192 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:45,370 - What do you think? - Um, that one. 193 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,373 - Because of the additional Ethernet ports? - Sure. 194 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,209 He doesn't need them. He's got a six-port Ethernet switch. 195 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,044 - Oh, okay, then this one. - Why? 196 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:56,339 I don't know. The man on the box looks so happy. 197 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,884 Penny, if I'm going to buy Leonard a gift, I'm going to do it right. 198 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:03,138 I refuse to let him experience the same childhood trauma I did. 199 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:06,808 I know I'm gonna regret this, but what trauma? 200 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:11,730 On my 12th birthday, I really wanted a titanium centrifuge... 201 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,733 so, you know, I could separate radioactive isotopes. 202 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,025 Of course, yeah. 203 00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:20,196 Instead of a titanium centrifuge, my parents bought me... 204 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,823 Wow, this is hard. 205 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:26,619 They got me a motorized dirt bike. 206 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,414 No. 207 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,585 What 12-year-old boy wants a motorized dirt bike? 208 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,754 All of them. 209 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,422 - Really? - Yeah. 210 00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,258 Huh. 211 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,969 - So we're getting this one? - Yeah, I suppose. 212 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:44,846 All right, let's go. 213 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,766 Excuse me, do you know anything about this stuff? 214 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:50,143 I know everything about this stuff. 215 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,937 Okay, I have my own wholesale flower business. 216 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,106 I wanna hook up my computer in the front... 217 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,275 with the one in my refrigerated warehouse. 218 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:59,861 Buy this one, it's the one we're getting. Happy guy. 219 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,237 No, she doesn't want that. 220 00:13:01,405 --> 00:13:05,617 She needs a point-to-point peer network with a range extender. 221 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,328 - Thank you. - Which hard drive do I want? 222 00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:12,791 - FireWire or USB? - It depends on what bus you have available. 223 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,547 I drive a Chevy Cavalier. 224 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,008 Oh, dear Lord. 225 00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,677 - We have to go. - Not now, this poor man needs me. 226 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,888 You, hold on, I'll be right with you. 227 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:31,226 What computer do you have, and please don't say a white one. 228 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,900 - Excuse me. - Fill this out and have a seat. 229 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:41,361 We're throwing my friend a surprise party... 230 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,863 and I'm supposed to keep him out for two hours. 231 00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:46,157 Uh-huh. Fill this out and have a seat. 232 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:49,118 The way I could get him to leave was tell him I ate a peanut. 233 00:13:49,286 --> 00:13:50,995 I'm allergic to peanuts. 234 00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:54,415 Well, in that case, fill this out and have a seat. 235 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,710 All I need from you is to give me a BAND- 236 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,379 I can pretend I had epinephrine. 237 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:02,549 Tell my friend you need to keep me under observation for an hour. 238 00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:04,008 - Is that all you need? - Yes. 239 00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:05,760 Get out of my ER. 240 00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:08,429 - No, you don't understand. - I understand. 241 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:12,350 But unfortunately, this hospital is not equipped to treat stupid. 242 00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,271 Okay, I get it. I know how the world works. 243 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:22,277 How about if I were to introduce you to the man who freed your people? 244 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,533 Unless my people were freed by Benjamin Franklin... 245 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,452 and his five twin brothers, you are wasting your time. 246 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:36,624 Hey. Sorry, I couldn't find a parking spot. How are you doing? 247 00:14:36,792 --> 00:14:38,126 Bad, very bad. 248 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:40,461 Really? You don't look like you're swelling up. 249 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:43,298 We should pick up Benadryl at the drugstore and go home. 250 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:44,924 - We can't go home. - Why not? 251 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:49,304 Because... Phbbtt! 252 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:51,639 Brisket. Brisket. 253 00:14:52,850 --> 00:14:54,434 - Water, need water. - I'll be right back. 254 00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,151 - Penny, listen, I've got a problem. - Yeah, well, so do I. 255 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,112 - You gotta stall Leonard longer. - I don't think I can. 256 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,740 You have to. We all have to be there to yell "surprise." 257 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,993 You have to understand something. We're in a hospital right now. 258 00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:13,244 Why? Is Leonard okay? 259 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,956 Leonard's fine. I'm fine, thanks for asking, by the way. 260 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:20,335 Okay, I don't need your attitude. Just hold him there a little longer. 261 00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:24,339 I've done my best, but he wants to go home and I don't know how to stop him. 262 00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:25,506 Okay, how about this? 263 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,884 Keep him longer, when you get to the party... 264 00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:30,637 I'll point out which of my friends are easy. 265 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:42,190 Don't toy with me, woman. 266 00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:45,526 I got a former fat girl with no self-esteem. 267 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,946 A girl who punishes her father by sleeping around. 268 00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:51,866 An alcoholic who's two tequila shots away from letting you wear her like a hat. 269 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,453 Thy will be done. 270 00:16:05,714 --> 00:16:08,216 I'm doing this for you, little buddy. 271 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:17,100 Okay, we don't have that in stock... 272 00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,561 but I can special-order it for you. 273 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,313 Him. 274 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,149 Excuse me, sir, you don't work here. 275 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,444 Yes, well, apparently, neither does anyone else. 276 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,990 - Sheldon, we have to go. - Why? 277 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:34,117 We're late for Leonard's birthday party... 278 00:16:34,284 --> 00:16:36,828 and for another, I told him to call security. 279 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:40,039 Good luck. 280 00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:44,085 By the way, a 6-year-old could hack your computer. 281 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,294 Keep walking. 282 00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:48,464 Yeah, 1234 is not a secure password. 283 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,386 My friend is having allergic reaction to peanuts. 284 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,930 - No, he's not. - Yes, he is. 285 00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,433 Look, sir, we are very busy here and I just don't... 286 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,518 Holy crap. 287 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,980 Please help me. 288 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,024 Code four. I need a gurney. 289 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:10,236 - Right away, right away. - Thank you. 290 00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,284 Say what you will about healthcare in this country... 291 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:20,121 but when they're afraid of lawsuits, they sure test everything. 292 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:24,208 I really don't think the colonoscopy was necessary. 293 00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:27,462 Before you got all swollen up... 294 00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:30,465 I thought you're trying to keep me out of the apartment... 295 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,717 so you could throw me a surprise party. 296 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,552 Oh, right, it's your birthday. 297 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:36,929 I had no idea it was your birthday. I forgot. 298 00:17:37,097 --> 00:17:40,725 What a lousy way to spend a birthday. Well, it's all over now. 299 00:17:44,229 --> 00:17:45,730 There is a party, isn't there? 300 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,608 Maybe. 301 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,109 Howard. 302 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:54,322 - Are you mad? - How could I be mad? 303 00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:58,076 You actually risked your life because you care about me. 304 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,913 Yeah, that's why I did it. 305 00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,293 All right, here we go. 306 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,922 My first birthday party. 307 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,467 I see your true colors 308 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,554 And that's why I love you 309 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:23,601 Dude, everybody left an hour ago. 310 00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,939 Surprise. 311 00:18:33,737 --> 00:18:35,238 Okay, Leonard... 312 00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:36,864 here I am at your birthday party. 313 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,618 I don't know where you are, dude, but it's really kickass. 314 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,831 Everyone is very, very drunk and... Ooh, mmm. 315 00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:49,544 Oh, and look, there's a girl taking her shirt off. 316 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,421 That's my friend Carol. 317 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,550 Remind me, I gotta introduce her to Howard. 318 00:18:55,717 --> 00:19:00,263 Oh, sweet Krishna, shake that rupee maker. 319 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:06,269 - I'm so sorry you didn't get your party. - It's okay. 320 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,939 Well, happy birthday anyways. 321 00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:20,658 Hey, Penny, when's your birthday?