1 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:12,970 - Good morning, Leonard. - Aah! 2 00:00:13,847 --> 00:00:16,598 - Uh-huh. - We have to stop by Pottery Barn... 3 00:00:16,766 --> 00:00:20,102 on the way to work. I bought these Star Wars sheets. 4 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:24,898 They turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible with a good night's sleep. 5 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:29,319 I don't like the way Darth Vader stares at me. 6 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,031 I'm not going to work. 7 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:36,660 Just because your career's been stagnant for a few years, that's no reason to give up. 8 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,456 Sheldon, I was up all night using the new free-electron laser... 9 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,708 for my x-ray-diffraction experiment. 10 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,711 Did the laser accidentally burn out your retinas? 11 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,630 - No. - Then you can drive. Let's go. 12 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:55,179 Didn't I tell you I'd be working nights and you'd have to make other arrangements? 13 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:56,597 - You did. - And? 14 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,557 I didn't. 15 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:00,768 Let's go. 16 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:02,853 Good night, Sheldon. 17 00:01:03,021 --> 00:01:05,773 - But how am I going to get to work? - Take the bus. 18 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,358 But I can't take the bus. They don't have seat belts. 19 00:01:08,526 --> 00:01:11,862 And they won't let you lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords. 20 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:15,157 You tried to lash yourself to the seat with bungee cords? 21 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:17,910 I didn't try, I succeeded. 22 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:22,706 But for some reason, it alarmed the other passengers and I was asked to de-bus. 23 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,542 Oh, you're a big boy. You'll figure it out. 24 00:01:25,710 --> 00:01:27,544 Don't talk to me like I'm a child. 25 00:01:27,712 --> 00:01:31,006 Now take me to return my Star Wars sheets. 26 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,009 Penny? 27 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,011 Penny? Penny? 28 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,389 Sheldon, what is it? 29 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,642 Leonard's asleep. 30 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:44,937 Thanks for the update. 31 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:47,022 No, wait. 32 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,816 You have to drive me to work. 33 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,027 Yeah, I really don't think I do. 34 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,988 But I don't drive and I can't take the bus. 35 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:57,866 You'll be fine as long as you don't do that bungee thing. 36 00:01:58,034 --> 00:01:59,326 Penny. 37 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:03,413 Didn't you recently state that you and I are friends? 38 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,543 Yes, Sheldon, we are friends. 39 00:02:07,710 --> 00:02:10,337 Then I hereby invoke what I'm given to understand... 40 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,882 is an integral part of the implied covenant of friendship. 41 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,555 The favor. 42 00:02:20,723 --> 00:02:22,266 Oh, dear God. 43 00:02:23,059 --> 00:02:26,687 I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was interrupting your morning prayers. 44 00:02:28,022 --> 00:02:30,149 When you're done, we'll go. 45 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:59,011 Thank you for driving me to work. 46 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,971 You know this is my day off, Sheldon? 47 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,599 Oh, good, I'm not keeping you from anything. 48 00:03:07,061 --> 00:03:09,771 - Your check-engine light is on. - Mm-hm. 49 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:14,526 Typically that's an indicator to, you know, check your engine. 50 00:03:14,694 --> 00:03:17,487 It's fine. It's been on for like a month. 51 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:22,659 Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine. 52 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:26,955 - Sheldon, it's fine. - If it were fine, the light wouldn't be on. 53 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:31,001 That's why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know it's not fine. 54 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,878 Maybe the light's broken. 55 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:37,132 Is there a check-the-check-engine-light light? 56 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,801 Oh. 57 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,511 What? 58 00:03:41,679 --> 00:03:45,307 Studies have shown that performing tasks such as eating, talking on a phone... 59 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:48,393 or drinking coffee while driving reduces one's reaction time... 60 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:50,646 by the same factor as an ounce of alcohol. 61 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:53,357 - Do you have any alcohol? - Of course not. 62 00:03:53,524 --> 00:03:55,484 Too bad. 63 00:03:57,987 --> 00:04:01,156 - You're going up Euclid Avenue? - Mm-hm. 64 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:02,991 Leonard takes Los Robles Avenue. 65 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:04,785 Well, good for Leonard. 66 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:08,497 Euclid Avenue is shorter as the crow flies, but it has speed bumps... 67 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:12,709 which increase point-to-point drive time, making it the less efficient choice. 68 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,213 But you have the con. 69 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:19,174 Oh! 70 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:24,680 If you're not going to slow down for the speed bumps, I withdraw my objection. 71 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:28,016 Here's a fun question. 72 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,727 Do you know what the most common street name is? 73 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:33,438 - No. - The answer's tricky. 74 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:35,691 It's Second Street. 75 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,567 You'd think it would be First Street. 76 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:41,071 In most towns, First Street eventually gets renamed to something else. 77 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,781 Like Main Street... 78 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,283 Broad Street... 79 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:46,535 Michigan Avenue. 80 00:04:46,703 --> 00:04:48,453 Leonard and I often use our commute time... 81 00:04:48,621 --> 00:04:51,248 to exercise our minds with brain teasers like that. 82 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,042 We also play games. 83 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,545 Would you like to play one? 84 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:59,089 - No. - Oh, come on, it's fun. 85 00:04:59,882 --> 00:05:02,092 Whoo! Another bump. 86 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:07,055 Okay. Uh, I'll say an element and, uh, you say an element... 87 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:10,726 whose name starts with the last letter of the one I said, okay? 88 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:12,936 I'll start. 89 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,231 "Helium." 90 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:21,737 Now, you could say, "Mercury." 91 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,447 That would give me a Y. 92 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:26,241 Ooh, very clever. That's a tough one. 93 00:05:26,784 --> 00:05:28,076 So I go with "ytterbium"... 94 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:29,786 which gets you back to M. 95 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:31,580 So you go, "Molybdenum." 96 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:33,749 And I say, "Magnesium." 97 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,208 And you say, "Manganese." 98 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,169 And I say, "Europium." 99 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:38,962 And you're left with "mendelevium." 100 00:05:39,130 --> 00:05:42,090 And there are no more M's, because I believe that meitnerium... 101 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:46,178 should still be called eka-iridium. So congratulations, you win. 102 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:52,768 Do you wanna go again? 103 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,812 How about we just have a little quiet time now? 104 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,439 All right. 105 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,364 I'm sorry. I'm finding your reckless nonchalance... 106 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:08,200 regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling. 107 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:13,872 Get out. 108 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:18,418 I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding... 109 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,337 of an internal-combustion engine... 110 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:23,173 I'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics. 111 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,175 I said, "Get out." 112 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,135 Okay, I'll give it a shot. 113 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,777 Oh, Leonard, there you are. 114 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,320 I'm ready to go home. 115 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,323 I just got here. 116 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:50,409 Good. Perfect timing. 117 00:06:50,868 --> 00:06:54,329 Sheldon, I told you, I only have access to the free-electron laser at night. 118 00:06:54,497 --> 00:06:56,832 - I can't drive you for the next few weeks. - No. 119 00:06:56,999 --> 00:07:00,168 You said you couldn't drive me to work. This is from work. 120 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:02,504 Howard, help me out here. 121 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:06,508 No, just for the fun of it, I'm gonna take his side. 122 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:09,594 Now, how do you propose I get home? 123 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:13,098 - How did you get here in the first place? - Penny. 124 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:16,017 But I sense that's no longer an option. 125 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,603 Look, I need to get to the laser lab. 126 00:07:18,771 --> 00:07:22,441 You're just gonna have to find someone else to take you home. 127 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:31,366 Oh, damn. I picked the wrong side. 128 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:39,374 Oh, God, not Euclid Avenue. 129 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:49,634 Why did Howard leave you in the middle of the road, anyway? 130 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:52,554 We had a difference of opinion. 131 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,222 Over what? 132 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,892 Whether or not he was trying to kill me. 133 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,269 For the record, I maintain he was. 134 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,273 - Where are you going? - I'm taking you home. 135 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:05,567 But I'm not going home. It's Wednesday. 136 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:09,571 Wednesday is New Comic Book Day. We have to go to the comic-book store. 137 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:13,575 And then we have to stop at Souplantation. It's Creamy Tomato Soup Day. 138 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:17,078 And RadioShack. There's a sale on triple-A batteries. 139 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:20,123 We have to go to Pottery Barn and return my Star Wars sheets. 140 00:08:20,958 --> 00:08:22,250 I have a better idea. 141 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,837 You wanna go to Pottery Barn first? 142 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:39,601 Can you drive me to Pottery Barn? 143 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:48,902 Maybe if I turn off the nightlight, I can keep the sheets. 144 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,457 Good morning. 145 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,669 Good morning. 146 00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,462 Sheldon, sit down. 147 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:09,130 She's in my spot. 148 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,220 Don't look at me like that. Everybody knows that's my spot. 149 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,851 Sheldon... 150 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:24,396 you know that we care about you. 151 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:28,358 And it's because we care about you that we've decided we have to speak up. 152 00:09:33,322 --> 00:09:35,407 You're hurting the people around you, sweetie. 153 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,202 So we made you an appointment, and we want you to keep it. 154 00:09:40,871 --> 00:09:44,249 "Department of Motor Vehicles New Driver Handbook"? 155 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,171 But I don't have a problem. 156 00:09:51,340 --> 00:09:53,842 Sheldon, you need to learn how to drive. 157 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,344 This madness has to stop. 158 00:09:57,888 --> 00:10:00,181 Penny's taking you to the DMV. I'm going to bed. 159 00:10:00,349 --> 00:10:03,101 - Why Penny? - Because rock breaks scissors. 160 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:04,853 Good night. 161 00:10:05,354 --> 00:10:08,023 - All right. Come on, Sheldon. - Hold on. 162 00:10:08,190 --> 00:10:09,441 I've one condition. 163 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,444 - What? - We have to stop at Pottery Barn. 164 00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:14,487 Okay. 165 00:10:14,655 --> 00:10:16,448 And RadioShack. 166 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,074 Fine. 167 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,703 - And the comic-book store. All right. 168 00:10:22,163 --> 00:10:24,205 I wanna go to the comic-book store. 169 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:45,977 I like comic books. 170 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:54,069 I still don't see why I need a driver's license. 171 00:10:54,236 --> 00:10:57,280 Albert Einstein never had a driver's license. 172 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:02,535 Yeah, but Albert Einstein didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour. 173 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:05,997 Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Albert Einstein in the nuts. 174 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:13,838 You know, I gotta ask, why didn't you just get a license at 16 like everybody else? 175 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:16,716 I was otherwise engaged. 176 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:18,760 Doing what? 177 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,263 Examining perturbative amplitudes in N=4 supersymmetric theories... 178 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:25,100 leading to are-examination of the ultraviolet properties... 179 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:29,646 of multi-loop N=8 supergravity using modern twistor theory. 180 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,610 Well, how about when you were 17? 181 00:11:36,612 --> 00:11:38,780 Take this to the testing area. Name at the top. 182 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,366 Sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back. Next. 183 00:11:47,998 --> 00:11:49,040 Application? 184 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,836 I'm actually more of a theorist. 185 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:57,382 The application in your hand. Give it to her. 186 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,008 Oh. 187 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,222 Take this to the testing area. Name at the top. 188 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:07,100 Sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back. Next. 189 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:10,979 Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions. 190 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:13,815 Look at that sign up there. 191 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:17,610 - Yes? - Does it say, "I give a damn"? 192 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,240 - No. - That's because I don't. 193 00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,452 Just look. See, this first question makes no sense. 194 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:29,247 Look, "How many car lengths should you leave in front of you when driving?" 195 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,624 There's no possible way to answer that. 196 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:35,378 A car length is not a standardized unit of measure. 197 00:12:36,213 --> 00:12:38,047 Look at the sign. 198 00:12:38,632 --> 00:12:41,718 - Sheldon, it's C. Just put down C. - I don't need your help, Penny. 199 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,637 - Listen to that little girl, honey. Put C. Next. No, no. 200 00:12:44,805 --> 00:12:47,223 Wait, no, hang on. Take a look at this next question. 201 00:12:47,391 --> 00:12:50,894 Sheldon, why are you arguing with the DMV? 202 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:53,396 How else are they going to learn? 203 00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:57,025 Look, question two: 204 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,444 "When are roadways most slippery?" 205 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,988 There are three answers, none of which are correct. 206 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:06,201 The correct answer is, "When covered by liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient... 207 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:09,120 to static friction between the tire and the road to zero. 208 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,540 But not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction." 209 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,339 Here's your learner's permit. Go away. 210 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:24,093 But I'm not done. I have many additional concerns about these questions. 211 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,597 - Don't make me climb over this counter. - All right, come on. Let's go. 212 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,892 Next. 213 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,644 Aced it. 214 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:39,150 Okay. That's it. Let's boot it up. 215 00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:40,568 Booting. 216 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,196 This is a state-of-the-art simulator. 217 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,949 I adapted it from something a friend designed for the Army. 218 00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:48,034 Is that why I appear to be in Fallujah... 219 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,829 behind the wheel of an up-armored Humvee? 220 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:53,915 I haven't configured it yet. 221 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:58,795 Let's see. Bradley tank. Transport truck. Batmobile. 222 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:01,256 - Ooh! - No. 223 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:05,969 Here we go. Red 2006 Ford Taurus on the streets of Pasadena. 224 00:14:06,136 --> 00:14:07,637 Uh... 225 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,056 - What? - Statistically, red cars... 226 00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:12,767 are stopped by police far more often than any other color. 227 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,728 I don't want any hassles with the fuzz. 228 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:18,606 Fine, what color do you want? 229 00:14:18,774 --> 00:14:22,694 You know the pale blue of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber? 230 00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:26,948 Before it was digitally remastered. 231 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,159 Black it is. 232 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:36,124 Okay. Now, what you wanna do first is turn on the ignition and shift into drive. 233 00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,293 I haven't fastened my seat belt yet. 234 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:42,422 Okay, fasten your seat belt. 235 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,139 Click. 236 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:55,143 - Are there air bags? - You don't need air bags. 237 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,020 What if a simulated van rear-ends me? 238 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,939 I'll hit you in the face with a pillow. 239 00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:10,992 Okay, now shift into drive. 240 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,286 And pull out slowly into traffic. 241 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,706 Do you...? Watch the... 242 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,792 - Watch out for the pedestrians! - Oh, God, wait. 243 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,545 Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes! 244 00:15:34,725 --> 00:15:36,351 Thank you. 245 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,940 Sorry. Excuse me. 246 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:45,485 My bad. 247 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:50,031 Student driver. 248 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:55,286 How did you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria? 249 00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,413 I don't know. 250 00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,791 I was on the Pasadena Freeway, and missed my exit... 251 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,419 flew off the overpass, and one thing led to another. 252 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,840 Maybe you wanna give it a rest and try again tomorrow. 253 00:16:08,008 --> 00:16:09,759 No. I quit. 254 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,979 Oh. The pet store? 255 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:26,609 Remind me to compliment Wolowitz on the software. It's amazingly detailed. 256 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,946 So wait. You're just gonna give up? 257 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,489 No, I'm not giving up. 258 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,741 No, I never give up. 259 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,244 So, what is it you're doing? 260 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,957 I'm, uh, transcending the situation. 261 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:48,673 I'm clearly too evolved for driving. 262 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:53,553 - What does that mean? - Leonard... 263 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,265 have you ever wondered why my little toes and lateral incisors... 264 00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:02,103 are significantly smaller than the average for someone of my size? 265 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,941 I wonder a lot of things about you, Sheldon, but not that. 266 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,152 Well, those are indicators... 267 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,655 that I'm farther along the evolutionary scale than the average human. 268 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,283 - No kidding? - Yeah, wait, no, I'm not gonna so far... 269 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,661 as to say that I represent a distinct new stage in humankind. 270 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,456 You know, a Homo novus, if you will. 271 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,792 No, that's for anthropologists to decide. 272 00:17:25,461 --> 00:17:28,755 But I am convinced that the reason I cannot master... 273 00:17:28,922 --> 00:17:32,842 the plebeian task of driving is because I'm not meant to. 274 00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:35,136 Yes, you are. You're meant to learn how to drive. 275 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,930 - Please learn how to drive. - No, no. 276 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,851 I'm meant for greater things, like unraveling the mysteries of the universe... 277 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:46,814 not determining when it's safe to pass a stopped school bus on a country road. 278 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:51,652 - It's never safe. - Yeah, well, I know that now. 279 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,282 Fine. Assuming that everything you say is true... 280 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,327 how does the biologically superior Homo novus get to work... 281 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,287 tomorrow morning? 282 00:18:01,789 --> 00:18:04,082 Homo novus doesn't know. 283 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,126 Well, hang in there. 284 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,796 Maybe you'll evolve into something with wings. 285 00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:22,850 Good morning, gentlemen. - Hey. 286 00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:24,936 Good morning. 287 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:29,315 Is there some new kind of Casual Friday I don't know about? 288 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,526 No, he lives here now. 289 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,444 Really? Why? 290 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,697 Well, since he won't take the bus and he's too evolved to drive... 291 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:38,699 he decided to sleep in his office... 292 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:42,286 and shower in the radiation lab until I'm finished with my experiment. 293 00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,290 But you finished your experiment a week ago. 294 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,295 Yep. 295 00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,122 You saw nothing.