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Whatcha doin' there?

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Working on a new plan
to catch the roadrunner?

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The humorous implication being
that I am Wile E. Coyote?

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Yes.

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And this is a schematic
for a bird-trapping device

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that will ultimately backfire
and cause me physical injury?

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Yes.

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What I'm doing here

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is trying to determine
when I'm going to die.

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A lot of people are working
on that research.

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So what is all this?

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My family history
factoring in longevity,

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propensity for disease,
et cetera.

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Interesting.

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Cause of death for
Uncle Carl was KBB.

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What's "KBB"?

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"Killed by badger."

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How's that?

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It was Thanksgiving.

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Uncle Carl said, "I think

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"there's a badger living
in our chimney.

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Hand me that flashlight."

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Those were the last words

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he ever spoke to us.

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I don't think you need

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to worry about death by badgers
being hereditary.

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Not true.

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The fight or flight instinct
is coded genetically.

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Instead of fleeing, he chose
to fight barehanded

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against a brawny member
of the weasel family.

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Who's to say that I don't share
that flawed DNA?

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You can always get a badger
and find out.

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But seriously,

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even if I disregard
the Uncle Carl factor,

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at best I have 60 years left.

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That long, huh?

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60 only takes me to here.

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I need to get to here.

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What's there?

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The earliest estimate
of the singularity,

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when man will be able
to transfer his consciousness

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into machines
and achieve immortality.

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So, you're upset
about missing out

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on becoming some sort of
freakish self-aware robot?

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By this much.

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Tough break.

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You want eggs?

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You don't get it, Leonard.

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I'm going to miss so much—

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the unified field theory,
cold fusion, the dogapus.

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What's a dogapus?

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The hybrid dog and octopus.

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Man's underwater best friend.

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Is somebody
working on that?

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I was going to.

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I planned on giving it to myself
on my 300th birthday.

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Wait a minute.
You hate dogs.

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A dogapus can play fetch
with eight balls.

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No one can hate that.

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The Big Bang Theory 4x0
The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification
Original Air Date on September 30, 2010

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What do we owe you?

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It came to $28.17.

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Let's say six bucks apiece.

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Here you go.

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Thank you.

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What?

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Never mind. I got it.

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Oh, you wanted me to pay.

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It's no big deal.
No, no, no, no.
You're right.

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We're not going out anymore;
I should pay for myself.

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What?

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He said, "If he had
woman parts,

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he'd eat for free
the rest of his life".

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Yeah, but you wouldn't be able
to talk to yourself.

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I'm a little low on cash.

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How much you got?
Nothing.

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How can you walk
around with no money?

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I'm cute. I get by.

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It's okay,
you can owe me.

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Thank you.
Sheldon, six bucks.

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No, thank you.
I'm not eating pizza tonight.

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But it's Thursday.

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Thursday's pizza night.

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Not for me.

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Thursday is now Cruciferous
Vegetable Night.

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Tonight's selection:
Brussels sprouts.

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Really?

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You're changing the
Sheldonian calendar?

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It's a small price to pay.
For what?

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No, no, don't ask.
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.

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In order to live long enough
to fuse my consciousness

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with cybernetics,
I need to change my diet.

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Wait. Cybernetics is
robot stuff, right?

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Correct.

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So you want to turn yourself

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into some sort of robot?

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Essentially, yes.

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Okay, here's my question.

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Didn't you already do that?

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No.

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Flattering, but sadly, no.

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I'm also planning
to begin an exercise regimen

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designed to strengthen
my cardiovascular system.

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AKA jogging.

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Wait. Honey,
have you ever run before?

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Certainly.

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I've run from bullies, dogs,
angry chickens...

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and one particularly
persistent P.E. teacher

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determined to bend me over
and give me a scoliosis test.

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You're right.
Penny jogs.

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Maybe you guys
can run together.

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That's an excellent idea.

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Yeah, if we chat,

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it will create the illusion
of time going faster.

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No, it won't.

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Um, how does he know I jog?

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Oh, he watches you from his car
with high-powered binoculars.

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Oh, my God, that is so creepy!

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I know!

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And he says he's
not gonna stop.

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Then see a shrink
and figure out how
to talk to women.

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What the hell?

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What's the matter?

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I have pain radiating
from my navel

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to my lower right abdomen.

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I'm nauseated
and feverish.

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I believe I may have cholera.

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There's no cholera
in Pasadena.

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Just like last summer,

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when there
was no malaria
in Pasadena.

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Well, if it's not cholera,

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then based on a quick
Internet search,

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the other explanations in
decreasing order of likelihood

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are Hirschsprung's Disease,
botulism, a 30-foot tapeworm

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or accidental ingestion
of chrysanthemum blossoms.

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When would you have accidentally
eaten chrysanthemum blossoms?

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It's part of an
unlikely scenario

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that involves sleepwalking
and a 24-hour flower mart

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with a less-than-
vigilant proprietor.

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Oh, Lord, my belly!

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Ever had your
appendix out?

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I haven't.

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I've been meaning to,
but who has the time?

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Let's get you
to the hospital.

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So this is how it ends...

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with cruel irony.

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Just as I make the commitment
to preserving my body,

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I am betrayed by my appendix,
a vestigial organ.

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Do you know

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the original purpose
of the appendix, Leonard?

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No.

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I do. And yet I'm doomed

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while you live on.

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Funny how things
work out, isn't it?

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Oh, Lord, I think
it's about to burst!

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On the other hand,

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it might have been
the Brussels sprouts.

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Good night.

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Appendicitis.

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What a nervous Nelly.

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Penny! Penny!

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Penny!

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Coming, coming.

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Hey, nice knees.

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Thank you.

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They're my mother's.

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Oh.
And the Flash
shirt is what?

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Because, what,
you're gonna run really fast?

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No, the Flash shirt is
because it's Friday,

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but it's nice when
things work out.

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Where's your
heart rate monitor?
I don't have one.

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What about your pedometer?
Don't have one.

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Do you have telematics
in your shoes connected
to an iPod?

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Uh, no.
What do you do,

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you just go out there
and gambol about
like a bunny?

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No. I just run till I'm hungry,
then I stop for a bear claw.

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Why are you doing that?

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It's good to stretch your
muscles before you run.

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All right.
All right,

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let's start with a toe touch.

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Okay, you do it.

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I am doing it.

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Oh. Wow. Good job.

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Okay, um,

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can you do this?

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We'll never know.

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Okay, let's just warm up
on the run.

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Okay.
Okay, let's go.

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I've been reading up
on biomechanics.

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I think you'll be
surprised at my...

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Oh, my God,
are you okay?

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I think so.

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Oh, let me
help you up.
Thank you.

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Oh, Sheldon!

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If it makes you
feel any better,

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Thursday is no longer
Cruciferous Vegetable Night.

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Here's my chicken curry.

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Howard, your
shrimp biryani.

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Thank you, sir.
Palak paneer,
that's Penny.

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Thanks.
And for Rajesh
Koothrappali,

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from whose homeland
these tasty dishes originate,

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one large order of
chicken McNuggets.

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Hey, what's my share?
Uh... 12 bucks.

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Okay, can I get you after Friday
when I get paid?
Sure.

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What am I up to now?

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Well, okay, with
the Indian food, the pizza,

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the Thai food, the tank of gas,

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the frozen yogurt

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and your rent, uh...

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a little over $1,400.

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What now?

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He's just expressing
his admiration that

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you don't even have to
put out to get free stuff.

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It's not free— I'm
gonna pay him back.

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Shut up!

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Sheldon, are you gonna join us?

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Coming!

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Greetings, friends.

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Greetings, whatever
the hell you are.

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I am a mobile
virtual presence device.

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Recent events

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have demonstrated to me
that my body is too fragile

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to endure the vicissitudes
of the world.

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Until such time as I am able

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to transfer my consciousness,

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I shall remain
in a secure location

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and interact with the world
in this manner.

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Really? That's
your question—

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when did he
put a ramp in?

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You're in my spot.

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This may seem a little odd
at first,

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but over time,
you'll grow accustomed

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to dealing with me
in this configuration.

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Yeah, to be honest, I
don't see much difference.

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Thank you.

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That's what I was going for.

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Now, Leonard, tomorrow,
when we go to work,

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you'll need to allow
some extra time

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to get me down the stairs.

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For your convenience,
I disassemble into four pieces.

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This is ridiculous.

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I'm coming to talk to you.

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You don't know where I am.

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My physical body
is safely ensconced

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in a secure,
undisclosed location.

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You're in your bedroom.

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No, I'm not.

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00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,700
I can hear your voice
coming from your bedroom.

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No, you can't.

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Wait.

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Come back.

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Halt.

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Authorized personnel only!

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00:12:17,530 --> 00:12:18,900
So, either one
of you weirdos

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want to buy my underwear?
Only 1,400 bucks.

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00:12:26,220 --> 00:12:28,390
Sheldon,
this is ridiculous.

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I'm behind you.

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00:12:29,960 --> 00:12:33,180
Please look at me when
you're talking to me.

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I am looking at you.

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No, you're not.

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Pay no attention to
that man in the bed.

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You cannot exist

263
00:12:39,730 --> 00:12:41,490
as a virtual presence.

264
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,350
Not here
and certainly not at work.

265
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,220
Oh, good God.

266
00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:46,790
At my age,
do you know

267
00:12:46,790 --> 00:12:49,640
how I'm statistically
most likely to die?

268
00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:51,930
At the hands of your roommate?

269
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:53,500
An accident.

270
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,970
That's how I'm going
to make it look.

271
00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:58,600
Until I can transfer
my intellect

272
00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,900
to a more durable container,

273
00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:02,670
my body will remain
safely ensconced in my bed.

274
00:13:02,670 --> 00:13:04,730
Fine, but don't expect my help.

275
00:13:04,730 --> 00:13:07,290
You have to help—
it's in the roommate agreement.

276
00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:08,810
No, it's not.

277
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,120
Section 74.C.

278
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:15,640
The various obligations
and duties of the parties

279
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:19,270
in the event one of
them becomes a robot.

280
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:22,960
I'll be damned.

281
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,120
This is delightful.

282
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:37,120
Uh-huh.

283
00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:39,410
It's much easier to enjoy

284
00:13:39,410 --> 00:13:41,410
the picturesque route
we travel to work

285
00:13:41,410 --> 00:13:44,630
when you remove the specter
of fiery vehicular death.

286
00:13:44,630 --> 00:13:45,920
Refresh my memory.

287
00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:48,470
Why didn't I just put you
in the trunk?

288
00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:51,470
Because I called shotgun.
Remember?

289
00:13:51,470 --> 00:13:54,140
Right.

290
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,480
You seem tense.

291
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,180
Perhaps this will relax you.

292
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,330
I don't want to listen
to music, Sheldon.

293
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:17,950
Very well.

294
00:14:17,950 --> 00:14:21,840
I don't understand
why you're not enjoying this.

295
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:26,370
Together, in this car,
with my enhanced capabilities,

296
00:14:26,370 --> 00:14:28,880
we're like Knight Rider.

297
00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:32,710
Except in Knight Rider, the car
isn't a yammering sphincter.

298
00:14:33,830 --> 00:14:35,670
You mock the sphincter,

299
00:14:35,670 --> 00:14:38,440
but the sphincter
is a class of muscle

300
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:40,890
without which human beings
couldn't survive.

301
00:14:43,980 --> 00:14:46,230
There are over 50
different sphincters

302
00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,900
in the human body.

303
00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:50,280
How many can you name?

304
00:14:51,350 --> 00:14:54,180
I was wrong— this is exactly
like Knight Rider.

305
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,320
Perhaps you'd be interested
in a different game.

306
00:14:57,320 --> 00:14:58,790
No.

307
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,370
This is a photograph of the 1911

308
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:03,790
Solvay Conference on the theory
of radiation and quanta.

309
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,300
Using Photoshop, I've
introduced a few anachronisms.

310
00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:10,670
See if you can spot all 24.

311
00:15:10,670 --> 00:15:12,170
I'll give you the first one.

312
00:15:12,170 --> 00:15:16,470
Madame Curie should not
be wearing a digital watch.

313
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:17,840
And go.

314
00:15:20,260 --> 00:15:21,880
That's it. Bye-bye.

315
00:15:25,730 --> 00:15:26,850
Bazinga.
Whoa!

316
00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:31,240
I have an override switch.

317
00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:32,860
I almost died!

318
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:35,360
And I'm safe and sound in bed.

319
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:37,530
Who's crazy now?

320
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:40,230
I'm still going
to go with you.

321
00:15:46,090 --> 00:15:48,240
Hello, Professor Hoskins.

322
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,960
Nice to see you, Mindy.

323
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,760
And konnichiwa, Dr. Nakamora.

324
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:57,410
Sorry the Swedes
disproved your theory.

325
00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,440
Leonard, my door.

326
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:07,680
What about it?

327
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,490
Be a lamb and open it for me.

328
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,450
Why? What's the problem?

329
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,270
You think you have me stymied,
don't you?

330
00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:24,740
No, I think a doorknob
has you stymied.

331
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:29,300
Oh, look, it's Leonard
and R2-D-Bag.

332
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,800
That's my joke.
I told it last night.

333
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:35,090
You can't just use it.

334
00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:38,470
Raj, be a lamb
and open the door for me.

335
00:16:38,470 --> 00:16:41,060
Oh, sure.

336
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:44,850
He's a lamb.

337
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,650
You're not.

338
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,270
I'm a lamb.

339
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,370
Isn't this nice?

340
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:58,610
The pleasures of fellowship
and camaraderie

341
00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:02,780
without having to tolerate
your germy breath on my skin.

342
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,870
I say we just take him
to Tatooine

343
00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:06,830
and sell him to some Jawas.

344
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,500
That's two, dude.

345
00:17:08,500 --> 00:17:10,250
Write your own jokes.

346
00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:13,370
Oh, great.

347
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,040
Hi, I'm Penny,
I'll be your waitress.

348
00:17:17,050 --> 00:17:18,680
Why are you introducing
yourself?

349
00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:19,850
I'd rather people not know

350
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:22,380
I have any prior connection
to you whatsoever.

351
00:17:23,270 --> 00:17:25,550
Can you tell me
the specials this evening?

352
00:17:25,550 --> 00:17:27,050
Sheldon, I'm not waiting on you.

353
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,040
Obviously.

354
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,260
I don't even have
water yet.

355
00:17:30,260 --> 00:17:31,810
Because you're not here.

356
00:17:31,810 --> 00:17:35,280
That's discrimination
against the otherwise located.

357
00:17:36,350 --> 00:17:38,200
I'm going to have
to go over your head.

358
00:17:40,370 --> 00:17:44,020
Manager... manager.

359
00:17:44,020 --> 00:17:47,740
Oh, Lord,
look who it is.

360
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:50,910
Is that Steve Wozniak?

361
00:17:50,910 --> 00:17:51,800
I think it is.

362
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,570
The Great and Powerful Woz.

363
00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:56,420
Penny,
Steve Wozniak was

364
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:57,380
one of the cofounders

365
00:17:57,390 --> 00:17:58,590
of Apple Computer.

366
00:17:58,590 --> 00:18:00,000
He and Steve Jobs started it...
Yeah,

367
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,170
I know who he is.
I watch Dancing with the Stars.

368
00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:05,230
I must speak to him.

369
00:18:05,230 --> 00:18:06,640
Of course you must.

370
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:11,350
You know, there's an
Olive Garden down the street.

371
00:18:11,350 --> 00:18:13,900
You guys should try it sometime.

372
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:16,890
Excuse me,
Mr. Wozniak?

373
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:18,060
Oh, hey.

374
00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:19,960
Nice virtual presence device.

375
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,940
Thank you.

376
00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:23,490
I just want to say
I'm a big fan.

377
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:27,430
You're my 15th favorite
technological visionary.

378
00:18:27,430 --> 00:18:29,080
Only 15th?

379
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,690
It's still six spots
above Steve Jobs.

380
00:18:33,610 --> 00:18:35,040
I care neither for turtlenecks

381
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,910
nor showmanship.

382
00:18:36,910 --> 00:18:40,280
Yeah, I never got
that turtleneck thing.

383
00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:44,210
One of my proudest possessions
is a vintage 1977 Apple Two.

384
00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:48,740
Despite the file system
limitations of Apple DOS 3:3,

385
00:18:48,740 --> 00:18:51,040
it was a pretty nifty
little achievement.

386
00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,320
Thanks, we were shooting
for "nifty."

387
00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,180
You know, if you had it here,

388
00:18:55,180 --> 00:18:56,780
I'd autograph it for you.

389
00:18:57,630 --> 00:19:00,010
Don't move
for 15 to 30 minutes,

390
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:02,720
depending on how
the buses are running.

391
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,990
Nerds.

392
00:19:10,070 --> 00:19:12,390
I'm coming, Woz, I'm coming.

393
00:19:12,390 --> 00:19:13,360
Ow!

394
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,710
Oh!

395
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,920
Aw.

396
00:19:33,030 --> 00:19:38,000
Penny... Penny... Penny.

397
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,000
What up, Shel-Bot?

398
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,870
I can't get out of bed.

399
00:19:43,870 --> 00:19:45,250
I hurt my ankle.

400
00:19:45,260 --> 00:19:46,840
What do you want me to do?

401
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,170
Sing me "Soft Kitty."

402
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:51,880
Really, you want me
to sing "Soft Kitty"

403
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,510
to a computer monitor?

404
00:19:53,510 --> 00:19:56,350
Would you rather come over
and sing it to me in person?

405
00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,140
Closer to the microphone.

406
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,710
No.

407
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,980
You have to start over.

408
00:20:23,610 --> 00:20:27,340
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00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:30,340
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