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Okay, help me out here.

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How does an archeology professor
get that good with a whip?

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Maybe he took a class
at the adult bookstore.

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That's how I learned.

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I can't believe you've never
seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.

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And I can't believe you've
never read Eat, Pray, Love.

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When she comes out with

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Eat, Pray, Run Away From A
Giant Boulder, I'll read it.

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I don't care if Eat, Pray, Love
changed your life,

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I'm not reading it.

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You know, I could totally
rock a hat like that.

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That's the work of noted
Hollywood costume designer

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Deborah Nadoolman.

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She also designed

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the iconic red and black jacket

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in Michael Jackson's
Thriller video,

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which I've never viewed
in its entirety,

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as I find zombies dancing

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in choreographed synchronicity
implausible.

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And also, it's really scary.

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Would someone please turn off
the Sheldon commentary track?

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There's no switch.
Just listen and learn.

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Penny, if you think
this is good,

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you should come with us Friday

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to see it on the big screen
at the Colonial.

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Well, I'm watching it now.

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Why would I want to see it again
on Friday?

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Because the print
they're showing on Friday

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has an additional 21 seconds
of previously unseen footage.

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21 seconds? That'll be like
seeing a whole new movie!

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Exactly.

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They say it finally solves
the submarine controversy.

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Did— Leonard?

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I'm no expert, but I believe

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what we just heard from Penny
was sarcasm.

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Oh! Good.

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I'm eight for 26 this month.

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Yeah, I think I'll pass.

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But you guys enjoy
your extra 21 seconds.

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Bet if I could
make you understand

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why this is such a cool thing,
we'd still be together.

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Mm, yeah, no,
we wouldn't.

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Uh-huh.

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I'm guessing 21 seconds had
something to do with that, too.

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May I point out to you all

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that the screening is
"first come, first served"?

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Relax, it's 5:00. The movie
doesn't start till midnight.

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Another way of saying that is

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"the movie starts at midnight,
and it's already 5:00."

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Let's go.

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You know, if we miss it,
we'll have the fun of

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listening to Sheldon whine about
it for the rest of our lives.

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See? Howard's on my side.

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Actually, I'm not.

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I'm using sarcasm to mock you.

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Drat. Now I'm 8 for 27.

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Don't worry, Sheldon.
We'll be fine.

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What happened to
the Leonard Hofstadter

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who waited in line
with me for 14 hours

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to see the midnight premiere
of Star Trek: Nemesis?

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Oh. Well, he waited
in line for 14 hours,

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while you napped
in a lawn chair,

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he got in a fight
with a Klingon

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when he stepped
out of line to pee

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and you wouldn't wake up
to vouch for him,

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and worst of all,
he saw Star Trek: Nemesis.

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But how were our seats?

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Excellent.

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I rest my case.

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Amy, don't you agree we should
leave now and get in line?

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Actually, as the newest member
of your social group,

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I believe I'll gain more
acceptance by arbitrarily

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siding with your friends
from time to time.

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Shrewd.

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Leonard, you're right.

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We should enjoy our meal,
arrive late,

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and risk winding up
with terrible seats,

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assuming we get in at all.

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Thank you, Amy.

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See? It's working.

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Knock-knock.

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Who's there?

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Olive.

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Olive you, too.

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Guys, that's really
starting to get old.

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Knock-knock.

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Who's there?

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I have a girlfriend
and you don't.

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Hysterical!

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Wait, now, we don't know
that yet. He isn't finished.

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I have a girlfriend
and you don't who?

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So. Are you sure you don't want
to come with us to Raiders?

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Oh, no. That movie
has melting faces.

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It reminds me
too much of the time

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I dropped that vial of
flesh-eating bacteria

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into the Rhesus monkey lab.

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Besides, Penny and I are having
a girls' night tonight.

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Girls' night?
What does that entail?

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Oh, you know, girls get
together,

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hang out, share girl talk.

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I'm a girl.

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Oh. Well, maybe you can join us.
I'll ask Penny.

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No need. Penny and I
are very close.

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You are?

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Yes. In fact,
our menses are synchronized.

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Penny.

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Bernadette tells me you're
planning a girls' night.

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Yeah?

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I'm a girl.

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Oh. Um, it was— it was just
going to be me and Bernadette.

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Besides, I thought you
were going to the movies

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with Sheldon and the guys.

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Yes, but they're not girls.

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I'm a girl.

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Yeah, no, no,
I-I-I got that.

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What's the dress code?

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Uh, just wear something
comfortable.

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All right.
I'll have to go shopping.

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Knock-knock.

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Who is there?

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Hugh.
Hugh who?

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Hugh people need to
listen to me.

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It's time to get
in line for the movie.

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And that's how you tell
a knock-knock joke.

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Under normal circumstances
I'd say, "I told you so."

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But as I have told you so

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with such vehemence
and frequency already,

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the phrase has lost all meaning.

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Therefore, I will be
replacing it with the phrase:

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"I informed you thusly."

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Ooh. Can't wait
for that to start.

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I informed you thusly.

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Eight for 28.

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This is where we could have been
if we hadn't stopped for dinner.

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This is where we could have been

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if Koothrappali
hadn't ordered dessert.

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Well I earned it, dude,
I ate all my broccoli.

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And here's where we are.
The runts in a large litter.

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unlikely to ever reach

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the nourishing teats
of Indiana Jones.

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So I guess it's a good thing
we stopped for dinner.

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You know, guys, when
facing disappointment,

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Eat, Pray, Love teaches us—

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Oh, shut up.

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so anyway, to make
a long story short,

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turns out I have
an unusually firm cervix.

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You—
Amy, when we say "girl talk,"

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it doesn't just have to
be about our lady parts.

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Shame. 'Cause I have a real
zinger about my titled uterus.

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Penny, your nails
look great.

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Oh, thanks. I found
this place in Alhambra.

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It's in a woman's basement.

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I think it's a front
for human trafficking,

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but they do a really good job.

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A colleague of mine did her
graduate thesis on the fungus

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that grows on improperly
sterilized manicure implements.

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Well don't tell me
that's not "girl talk."

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So where should
we go tonight?

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A bar? A club? A movie?

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Or we could just stay here.

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Yes, and continue to bond.

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I have a feeling
that after tonight,

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one of you will become
my best friend forever.

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Or "BFF," if you prefer.

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Which I don't.

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All right, time to open
Bachelor Number Two.

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Gee, I don't know
if I should drink more.

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I have to drive home,
and I've got enough trouble

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seeing over the dashboard
as it is.

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That's okay.
You can just sleep here.

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Oh, good, a slumber party!

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We'll do makeovers,
initiate phony phone calls,

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and have spirited pillow fights
in our frilly nighties!

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Oh, gosh, Amy.

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I don't know if I would call
this an actual slumber party.

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Well, that's disappointing.

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I've always wanted to be
invited to a slumber party.

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Oh, you never were?

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Not even when
you were a kid?

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Well, there was the time
I had my tonsils out,

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and I shared a room with
a little Vietnamese girl.

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She didn't make it
through the night,

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but up till then,
it was kind of fun.

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Okay. Well, I guess we're
having a slumber party.

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Oh!

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Pillow fight!

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Oh, I hope they
let us in soon.

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I'm tired of running to the gas
station to use the bathroom.

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The guy makes me buy
a Gatorade every time.

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It's a vicious circle.

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Too bad you don't have
a stadium pal like me.

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What's a stadium pal?

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Let me put it this way:

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takes care of
the bathroom problem,

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and it keeps your calf warm.

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Hey, guys, bad news.
I just did a quick calculation.

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Given the size of the theater
and the length of this line,

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we might not get seats.

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What did he say?

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Nice going, Raj.

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Just got him down for his nap.

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We might not get seats?

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It's fine, it's fine.
Go back to sleep.

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Oh, I informed you thusly!
I so informed you thusly.

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Howard, you talk to him.

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Howard?

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You're peeing,
aren't you?

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Hey, look who's here!

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Hey, buddies!

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Well, if it isn't Wil Wheaton,

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the Jar Jar Binks
of the Star Trek universe.

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Mee-sa think that very funny!

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Well, you-sa can go think that
at the back of the line.

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00:10:03,830 --> 00:10:06,400
No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.

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00:10:07,430 --> 00:10:08,450
Wil Wheaton.

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00:10:08,450 --> 00:10:09,480
Yeah.

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00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,450
I'm a big fan.

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Of what? Poorly
executed beards?

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Do you think you could get me
and my friends into the movie?

220
00:10:16,170 --> 00:10:17,440
We got here
a little late.

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00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,280
No problem. Come on,
I'll hook you up.

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Awesome.

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00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:25,250
We-sa gonna go into
the movie now! Bye-bye!

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This is Indiana Jones,
not Star Trek.

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There should be no value
to his pseudo-celebrity here!

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And even at
Star Trek conventions,

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they only let him in
if he helps set up!

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Calm down, Sheldon.

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I will not calm down.

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This affront to justice and
decency cannot go unanswered.

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As Captain Jean-Luc Picard
once said,

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"The line must be drawn here!

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"This far, no farther!"

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Had to wake him up
from his nap, didn't you?

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00:11:02,210 --> 00:11:04,310
You know what I really love
about Howard?

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His chest hair.

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00:11:07,630 --> 00:11:09,760
Howard has a
hairy chest?

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00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,960
No, just the one.

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00:11:13,130 --> 00:11:15,400
But it's really long.

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00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:20,440
Okay, there you go—
Sultry Sunrise Red.

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00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,040
What do you think?

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My nails have never
looked so pretty before.

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Get it off.

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00:11:30,180 --> 00:11:31,800
Oh, oh, uh, looks like
they're getting ready

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to let people in.

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00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:36,090
Listen to what Mr. Wil
Wheaton is tweeting.

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"Best seats in house
for Raiders screening.

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00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:43,090
Suck on that, Sheldon Cooper."

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00:11:43,100 --> 00:11:44,860
Why do you read
his Twitter feed?

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00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,710
You know it's only
going to upset you.

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I believe in knowing
my enemy, Leonard.

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00:11:49,070 --> 00:11:52,420
Had Twitter existed at the time,
would not General Custer

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00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,710
have followed the tweets
of Sitting Bull?

254
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:57,140
Would not Lee have
followed Grant?

255
00:11:57,140 --> 00:11:59,710
Would not Spy have followed Spy?

256
00:12:01,110 --> 00:12:03,380
I have more examples,
but excuse me.

257
00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:05,050
Hello.

258
00:12:05,050 --> 00:12:07,450
Well, this seems
like an odd time

259
00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:11,020
to test my cell phone quality,
but go on.

260
00:12:11,020 --> 00:12:13,460
Test phrases? All right.

261
00:12:14,260 --> 00:12:16,190
Imatote.

262
00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:18,230
Ulba.

263
00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,000
Twad.

264
00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:22,570
All together?

265
00:12:22,570 --> 00:12:25,040
I'm a total buttwad.

266
00:12:27,370 --> 00:12:29,540
Why are you laughing?

267
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:32,810
Hello?

268
00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:35,680
And that, girls, is how you make
a phony phone call.

269
00:12:37,380 --> 00:12:38,620
I'm not sure I grasp

270
00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:41,220
the full entertainment value,
but all right.

271
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,660
Next on Wikipedia's list
of slumber party activities:

272
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,940
"Truth or Dare."

273
00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:47,590
Okay, it's your game.
You go first.

274
00:12:47,590 --> 00:12:51,060
Hang on. I'm familiarizing
myself with the rules.

275
00:12:51,060 --> 00:12:53,760
Seems fairly straightforward.

276
00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:56,030
Bernadette, truth or dare?

277
00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:57,600
Truth.
All right.

278
00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:00,100
To what temperature
must you heat beef

279
00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:01,710
in order to
kill the prion

280
00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:04,340
that causes bovine
spongiform encephalopathy?

281
00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:05,980
Um...

282
00:13:05,980 --> 00:13:08,680
Remember, you have
to answer honestly.

283
00:13:08,680 --> 00:13:10,950
Wait. No, Amy, you're
supposed to ask her

284
00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,350
something personal
or embarrassing.

285
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,680
Oh.

286
00:13:13,690 --> 00:13:14,950
All right.

287
00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:17,890
What is the circumference
of your areolas?

288
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:27,230
"Munching on
complimentary popcorn.

289
00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:28,570
Woot, woot."

290
00:13:28,570 --> 00:13:29,900
Oh, the gall.

291
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:33,820
I hope his next tweet is
"Popcorn lodged in trachea.

292
00:13:33,820 --> 00:13:35,870
"Choking to death.

293
00:13:35,870 --> 00:13:37,780
Woot, woot."

294
00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:40,980
Guys, I am sorry.
We are full up.

295
00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:42,380
No!

296
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,650
We're full up.

297
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:45,080
We really want
to see this.

298
00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,420
Isn't there anything
you can do?

299
00:13:47,420 --> 00:13:49,490
Sorry. Fire regulations.
Should've gotten here earlier.

300
00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:52,320
This is nothing but a
blatant abuse of power

301
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,990
by a petty functionary.

302
00:13:53,990 --> 00:13:56,460
Explain to me why
Wil Wheaton and his lackeys

303
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,160
get in and we don't.

304
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:02,000
'Cause I'm the petty functionary
with a clipboard, bitch.

305
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:06,000
I guess that's that.

306
00:14:06,870 --> 00:14:08,670
Let's go home.

307
00:14:08,670 --> 00:14:09,690
You know what?

308
00:14:09,690 --> 00:14:11,310
I'm going back to
"I told you so."

309
00:14:11,310 --> 00:14:12,560
I told you so.

310
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,200
We can still see something.

311
00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,900
Oh, the new Sandra Bullock movie
is playing two blocks away.

312
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:20,420
You know Sandy B.
always brings it.

313
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,850
Look— a side door.

314
00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:24,420
Come on, Short Round.

315
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,460
I guess we'd better
go after him.

316
00:14:27,460 --> 00:14:28,860
Short Round?

317
00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:30,580
Indy's young sidekick
from Temple of Doom.

318
00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:33,130
Yeah, I know who it
is, but why is it me?

319
00:14:33,130 --> 00:14:35,370
You're right. It should
be a cuddly Asian boy.

320
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:37,530
Like me.

321
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,070
"And Absolon hath
kist hir nether ye,

322
00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:43,110
"and Nicholas is scalded
in the towte.

323
00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:47,080
This tale is doon,
and God save al the rowte."

324
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,420
What the hell was that?

325
00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:56,290
Bernadette dared me to
tell a dirty story.

326
00:14:56,290 --> 00:14:59,790
"The Miller's Tale" by Chaucer
is the dirtiest story I know.

327
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,660
It would have been hidden
in sock drawers

328
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:06,300
if people in the 14th century
had worn socks.

329
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,700
I thought it was pretty spicy.

330
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:12,600
Especially the part
where he kisses her nether ye.

331
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:14,270
You might not
like it as much

332
00:15:14,270 --> 00:15:15,910
if you knew what
"nether ye" meant.

333
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,940
if one cares
about hygiene,

334
00:15:17,940 --> 00:15:20,480
one ought not be kissing it.

335
00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:23,450
Okay, my turn.

336
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,050
Penny, truth or dare?

337
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:26,270
Truth.

338
00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:28,620
Why are you still hanging out
with Leonard so much

339
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:30,120
even though you broke up
with him?

340
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,520
Oh, that's an
excellent question.

341
00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,890
For two people who claim to be
no longer pair-bonded,

342
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,330
you spend an inordinate amount
of time in each other's company.

343
00:15:37,330 --> 00:15:39,200
Yeah.

344
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:43,270
Dare.

345
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:45,800
I don't believe the rules allow

346
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,710
for an ex post facto
option change.

347
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,510
Yeah.

348
00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:54,040
Okay, look, just because we're
not seeing each other anymore

349
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:55,710
doesn't mean
we can't be friends.

350
00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,520
I mean, Leonard's a great guy.

351
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,720
Then, why did you terminate
your relationship with him?

352
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,090
I don't know.

353
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,950
He got really serious,
and I wasn't ready for it.

354
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:05,290
Interesting.

355
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,960
How will you react
if, in the future,

356
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,060
you become ready for it,
and Leonard is unavailable,

357
00:16:09,060 --> 00:16:11,200
because another woman
has realized that he is—

358
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:13,630
to use your words—
"a great guy"?

359
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,940
You can only ask one question.

360
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:21,210
That one.

361
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,880
You know what,
I don't want to play anymore.

362
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,480
Well, I'm not sure
how this is scored,

363
00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:36,120
but I believe
we may have won.

364
00:16:39,890 --> 00:16:41,760
Sheldon?

365
00:16:42,830 --> 00:16:44,260
Sheldon?

366
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:45,660
Where did he go?

367
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,840
We're looking for Sheldon,
not Marmaduke.

368
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:55,840
You whistled?

369
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,140
What is that?

370
00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,680
Raiders of the Lost Ark

371
00:16:58,680 --> 00:17:00,680
with 21 additional seconds.

372
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,780
If I can't see it,
no one else can see it.

373
00:17:04,780 --> 00:17:06,620
Sheldon, this is crazy.

374
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:10,320
No. Crazy was leaving
the projection booth unattended.

375
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,570
Listen to me.

376
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:12,990
You are over-tired.
You're not thinking right.

377
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,630
Put the movie back
before we get into trouble.

378
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,700
Trouble is my middle name,
Leonard.

379
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:20,500
Actually, it's Lee,
but I prefer Trouble.

380
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,970
Oh, look who
they let in.

381
00:17:23,970 --> 00:17:27,870
Don't worry, Wil Wheaton.
I was just leaving.

382
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:33,480
Come on, Short Round.

383
00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,310
Yeah.

384
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:40,850
Come on, guys!
Hurry up! Hurry up!

385
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:41,990
Let's see you run

386
00:17:41,990 --> 00:17:44,420
with a bag of urine
strapped to your leg.

387
00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:46,990
He's got the movie! Get him!

388
00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:56,470
Why is there never a pontoon
plane when you need one?

389
00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:08,480
She's been in there
a long time.

390
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,380
Clearly, losing Truth or Dare
upset her.

391
00:18:11,380 --> 00:18:14,370
Perhaps we should try
to take her mind off it

392
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:16,350
with another popular
slumber party activity.

393
00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,420
Ooh, like what?
Well, the Internet suggests

394
00:18:18,420 --> 00:18:20,790
that slumber party guests
often engage

395
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:22,890
in harmless experimentation
with lesbianism.

396
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:28,630
Where exactly on the Internet
have you been looking?

397
00:18:30,030 --> 00:18:32,200
Penny?
Oh, hey, Amy.

398
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,370
Look, I'm sorry I got
so upset. I just...

399
00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:36,240
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

400
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,740
What are you doing?

401
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,110
Don't worry. I'll
avoid the nether ye.

402
00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,130
I might have gone
with eating raw cookie dough.

403
00:18:47,430 --> 00:18:50,430
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